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Give me all you have.

Or what? What would you do?

Are you trying to be funny?

Can't you see the knife?

I usually prefer bigger tools.

I know what you want.

- Do you? - Let’s go.

Hello, mummy. How are you?

Of course I remember about tomorrow.

I'll be on time.

I'm speaking low because…

Ceneri!

Can I tell you something?

I am fed up with you!

Good evening to you too, General.

Sorry, mummy. I need to leave you now.

Mummy?

Did you say: "Mummy?" Are you three years old?

I don't understand why the fact that I'm very close to my mum bothers you.

You are not respectful!

You must be quiet at night, quiet!

Now you make noise in the staircase too.

Well, your hearing is extraordinary.

Are you taking the piss?

I've got a hearing aid.

But I can hear you,

when you move the chairs,

when you walk around. You don't have feet, but anvils!

I've covered the flat's floor with carpets so thick

that when I drop something, I lose it.

What else can I do?

I don't know, buy some felt pads, put some slippers on.

Actually, go to sleep! It's best for everybody.

It's half past nine.

Do as you wish, but it only takes me one minute

to send another letter to the administrator.

And one to your mum too,

as she owns the property.

Enough with those letters,

and leave my mum alone. She is cardiopathic.

I'll do my best. I'll be careful.

Take care.

Arse licker.

Of course.

Yes.

Carolina, don't worry, I know how important this is for you.

I've got many things to do tonight. Goodnight.

It wasn't recording.

Is anyone there?

Just your mind playing tricks, Arturo.

There you go. Ghosts don't exist!

- That's right. - Exactly.

Who are you?

How did you get in?

I'm Death.

What do you mean, Death?

My head is hurting badly. Do you have anything strong?

Listen…

Who are you? And how did you get in?

I should have some ibuprofen.

I meant alcohol.

I'm teetotal.

This is a private property,

and you broke in, you're scaring me.

- So now… - Now, what?

What are you doing?

You must leave now.

What do you think you're doing?

What's that thing you are holding?

This…

the fantasy football trophy I won in 2010 thanks to Milito.

- Big deal. - You must leave, please.

We'll leave together.

I'm sorry, together to go where?

Death? You're not convincing.

I can't see the black cape, the classic sickle.

Do you get it?

Do you really believe I am the Death?

That's what I mean.

And there's no such things like Death.

No.

It's many of us. We're non-human entities,

and we have to accompany you all.

What do you mean, you all?

The departed ones.

I'm not a departed!

And I don't intend to be one.

You don't even know who I am.

Arturo Ceneri, son of Giannandrea, born in Rome on 21st April 1972.

Right?

The cusp…

You see darling,

today is the day you die. You must die.

You'll hang yourself.

I do not intend to kill myself. Please.

- No? - No!

- No? - No!

Tell me about your beautiful life.

Laugh at me as much as you want.

But I have a well-paid job,

and I've received a very important and unexpected promotion.

Thanks.

You look so pleased.

Is it because of the secretary who's always been in love with you?

First, Rosa is a very serious woman,

and also I'm happily in love with a beautiful woman.

I am envied by everyone.

I'm coming.

What did I tell you?

Definitely pretty, especially for a showgirl

who's been implicated in all sorts of scandals,

and who used to snort ketamine.

Carolina is a controversial woman.

She lived through deep internal distress,

but she's a pure soul.

She decided to change her life for me, you see?

- Yeah, right. - You keep laughing.

I'm sure you'll find fault with my friends too.

Why, do you really think you've got friends?

Yes, one.

My best friend, Andrea.

A bit of a whiner!

Andrea is a sensitive person.

He's recently received a terrible diagnosis,

the worst you can think of.

It's good to have friends,

but don't you think you went too far?

If I can help someone, I'll do it without asking myself too many questions.

That's how I am.

I'm sure you'll mention your mother.

Yes, my dear and beloved mum.

She gave me a beautiful flat that I've just finished refurbishing

with a lot of sacrifices,

As you can see.

Of course.

Many sacrifices made by you.

You can carry on with your sarcasm,

but my life is perfect. I'm sorry for you.

Of course.

Can you please stop getting inside my head?

It's very annoying.

What are you doing?

You're really pissing me off!

You should be hanging by now.

- I understand. - Finally you did.

I understand that this is a dream, it can't be real.

I'm not dreaming.

Good.

Mrs Death, there must be a mistake.

You can call your sister Mrs.

This thingy makes no mistakes.

It says it all, who you are and how you die.

I still don't understand what's that luminous stone.

It's impossible that I voluntarily decide to end my life.

It says that your life sucks

and you've decided to kill yourself.

Although…

Although, what?

You see, there's a mistake!

Me, killing myself… come on!

Don't get too excited, you still have to die.

In five days, but still you will die.

I messed it up. Stupid me and the tequila.

It's always the same when I drink tequila.

I don't want to kill myself, not today nor in five days.

My life is perfect.

You are so funny.

You can roar with laughter, which I don't find very classy for a beautiful woman,

but I will not kill myself.

I'll get married soon.

What a chump.

Having values doesn't mean I'm a chump!

I take care of people I love and who love me.

I have no choice.

Don't hurt me, please!

- Let's go. - Where?

I'll show you how beautiful your life is.

I still don't understand where we're going.

I'm not used to go out at this time.

And still, you say that you live a beautiful life…

Ceneri!

What are you up to!

What is this noise in the middle of the night?

I'll call the police!

I didn't mean to, I received an unexpected visit.

An unexpected visit…

Now you're taking sluts home!

Good!

I'm calling the administrator.

Don't ruin my reputation with such defamations.

Ignore him, he will die soon after you.

Let's go.

Take care, General.

Go get killed!

That's the idea.

Don't bank on it.

I don't understand why you wanted to take me here.

I already know how diligent my workers are.

See those?

Yes.

They are the lorries of the company for which you became the CEO.

Don't you think it's strange that they are here at this time of night?

Actually, we're well beyond working hours.

My partners are here too.

Yes, during the day they work for you, getting rid of polluting waste,

while, at night, they work for the Mob, storing toxic waste.

- The Mob? - Yes, the Mob.

A vicious cycle. Brilliant, right?

Genial? It's criminal, I knew nothing about this.

You didn't, but the judges do.

That's why next week you'll get arrested.

While your partners,

who have already diverted their money to tax havens,

will be at some tropical beach, to laugh at your expense.

So they didn't want me to be the CEO

because I'm honest, punctual, reliable…

Yes, they did, but they chose you because you're a prick.

Anyway, life is not just about work.

That's right.

I trust her, why are we going to see my girlfriend's basement?

She keeps awards and old furniture in there.

Have you ever seen your girlfriend's basement?

No, I'm not interested in basements, nor awards.

Come with me and I show you the awards.

What is she doing on a swing?

Help, there's a bad wolf!

Take me wolf!

It's not just your eyes that are big.

The phone!

Didn't you switch it off?

I forgot.

No!

Oh gosh, the prick!

I told him I was busy.

But he doesn't know that you're busy with me.

Wait, I'll write him a message.

A very, very important thing.

What did you tell him?

That my spiritual guide is forcing me to abstinence

before marriage.

But come on, marrying him…

I know, I told you, it was my new agent's idea.

I convinced him to pay for my nose's plastic surgery

I made him believe I've got a tumor.

You know, you did good

this little hump creeps me out.

What was that?

I don't know, be the man, go and see.

It's your basement, you go.

She said she had changed.

She even made me wear the abstinence ring.

Isn't it nice when your best friend is so close to your fiancée?

Incredible disappointment.

So, what if you just call it a day, or…

- the rope? - No, just a second.

I'm disappointed and broken, but I do not wish to die.

I've got a mother who loves me, and a beautiful house. That is something.

- Yes! - Is that true?

- Yes! - Are you sure?

Yes…

No?

Why are we sneaking in my blessed mother's house,

to show me that she's mating with my accountant?

Auch! Be careful where you step, you idiot!

I am sorry, it's dark, I can't see.

It serves you right. You destroyed my credit card to open the door

and I told you I had the keys!

This is more fun,

and I've already told you that soon

you won't need any credit card, ok?

Again with this thing.

Don't shout, if she wakes up she'll get a heart attack.

You're a fucking pain in the arse!

Not even a cannon shot would wake up your mum,

because, as every night, she drank half litre of sherry,

and she took two Valium tablets.

Ouch!

So, why are we in the dark?

You're right.

Thanks.

My mum is teetotal, like me.

Look how teetotal she is.

What are you doing?

- Do you want to rob her? - No, I just want you to open your eyes.

- How do you know the combination? - You need to worry about something else.

Read this and see how much your mummy loves you.

Her will, I knew she had written it.

Read.

This bitch has left everything to Titti.

She has left everything to your half-brother, yes.

To Titti?

That doper, slacker, little brat.

He's been spending years in Amsterdam, smoking weed with mum's money,

while I'm here working my ass off,

always available.

I take her to do her medicals!

To that fucking pain of the opera!

If I think that I have learnt how to play burraco

the shittiest card game men ever created!

Keep reading, there's more.

Is there?

- She even left my house to him? - Technically, it's your mum's.

But the loan for the refurbishment is under my name.

Son of a bitch!

She did think about you too, on the last paragraph.

The tropical aquarium.

My mum left me the tropical aquarium.

Very kind of her, isn't it?

I’m allergic to fish,

she knows it very well.

- Because she hates you. - Why?

She doesn't really hate you,

you just gets on her nerves!

But why? I’ve always been here for her.

You get on everybody's nerves, trust me.

Really?

Evening!

Is he your…

He wish.

Who wouldn't.

You are the typical psychologist bartender

who listens to customers and gifts quotes.

It's not my style.

Pleased to meet you, Arturo Ceneri.

Ok…

I've always been a good person with everybody.

I don't give a fuck about your life.

But I will give you some advice:

this is not the right place for you, go home.

I don't have a home anymore.

I did, but not anymore.

He's so hot.

You women don't understand shit!

I'm technically not a woman, but an entity.

An entity.

An iced Amaro del Capo.

I'm here just to take you to the other side.

Can we please make a move?

I know that my life sucks.

But I want to decide how put an end to it.

You are a dickhead.

What did you say?

Me?

That you are a dickhead?

And now I will kill you!

I knew.

Leave him!

You?

You're so nice, you remember me.

You'll pay for it this time.

Fighting against a woman?

She's a witch!

That's not nice. I'll hurt you this time.

I had everything under control.

- It was mad! - I know.

Will I see you again?

No!

I knew it.

My life sucks.

Are these your last words?

I can't think of anything else, beside that

you were right,

and it is right for me to pay

for the spectacular failure of my life.

Your problem, Arturo, is that you're too obliging.

I believe I’m a serious person.

You're a drag, Arturo!

Listen to a criticism.

You're apathetic, you're gutless,

of course everyone takes advantage.

You know when I liked you?

At Limbo, when you went to that guy to start a fight.

- I liked that. - Did you?

Bloody hell, he was big.

Ok…

there's nothing else to do.

It's late now.

If I were you…

I would have taken my revenge on those assholes.

What are you doing?

I start doing it my way.

No, Arturo.

Put the rope back around your neck and die, come on!

I told you, you can't change your destiny.

I don't want to change my destiny.

But if I must die, I want everyone to pay for what they did.

I should shut up.

Go up there and kill yourself!

You said that you can't force me, that everything is already planned.

- Yes, but… - Let's do this,

you help me to get my revenge,

and I will butt out without making any fuss.

Arturo, I've already messed up,

I can't get involved in all this.

It's a bit too late for not getting involved,

my dear Ghost of Christmas Past…

Nothing. I need your help.

I can't become evil,

and, nothing personal, but you are a born son of a bitch.

Is that right?

Ok?

Ok, I will help you.

But put that hand away.

Yay!

But on the designate day and time written here…

I promise, I croak.

You have no idea what I am risking.

No big deal, you are immortal.

Only if compared to humans.

Do you think that I'm a bitch, that I'm evil?

Believe me, you are lucky.

I'm an angel compared to other entities.

You should wish you'll never meet them.

An angel… Can I call you Angela?

Or maybe Marta? For its assonance with mortuary.

You prefer Angela.

I thought I wouldn't see you again,

it seemed like a last goodbye.

Things change.

Normally, I would say something like: you can't live without me.

Don't say it, we just had some fun.

Indeed.

Hey, you!

Hi.

Victor, the legend.

What are you doing here?

I'm on leave, you know that.

How did you do that, it's not that easy for us to leave.

If I told you, everyone would do it.

And that would be a problem.

You are the only one to have a name, Victor.

We all had one,

we just forgot it.

I got it.

What brings you here?

Nice music, nice people.

Great spirits.

You know each other.

We are ex colleagues.

That's right.

Ex colleagues.

I don't know what your job is…

I'm a harvester.

Don't look at me, I stopped long time ago, you know, for my back.

He got pissed off.

Humans.

I will never understand them.

Is this broken?

Their obsession for possession.

Everything is on loan anyway.

The karaoke is broken.

There's no karaoke, Arturo.

It was just you, singing constantly out of tune.

Father, did you meet Angela?

I suggest a toast.

Cheers!

What about him?

Work.

He does have the face of one who's going to kick the bucket.

Victor, what are you really doing here? I don't believe in coincidences.

Be careful.

Angela.

Oh gosh…

What are you doing?

Nothing, I was just about to…

I can imagine what you were just about to do.

Good morning!

I just wanted to take a shower.

Don't be embarrassed, it's normal.

Yes, it's normal that a man wakes up in the morning…

And then something else wakes up too.

And that would be my shirt…

- Do you want it back? - No, no, please!

You can lend me one of your T-shirts.

I'm going to have a…

Is that normal, what you're doing with the rocker boy?

Jimbo? What do you mean?

He's human and you…

An entity.

Exactly. I don't think it'll work.

I know, I'm fucking up.

But I'm wasting so much time with you…

so I might as well take advantage.

By the way,

are you sure about what you're going to do?

You know that nothing will change for you.

I know, but I want to do it anyway.

This morning I woke up with the most awful breath, but happy.

That's the tequila.

No!

It feels like I took a weight off my chest.

Also, I want to do it because I realized I can't stand…

people who take advantage of other people's kindness.

By the way, look at this.

Carolina says that she misses me, the bitch.

And that bastard of my best friend

is asking me for more money for the surgery,

and he hasn't even said thanks yet.

And my mother… this is fantastic:

my mother is asking me to book her an ayurverdic massage.

She's never asked me how I feel.

Last but not least, my business partners,

who are sounding a bit annoyed, they write:

"Where are you? You're usually on time. You have some authorizations to sign."

They want to screw me up.

As much as I'm concerned, they can all fuck themselves.

Ok, let's do it.

From whom should we start?

I'm a gentleman, you know that.

Good job, Carolina.

So, that's it!

There's no way back.

I'm so happy, I'm so excited,

I knew I would go back to the world of reality shows.

You are very easily excitable…

Honey…

where's the ring?

It's too valuable, I didn't want to lose it here.

One thing… I haven't read the contract.

Don't worry,

the set, everything is ready, you'll start immediately.

Don't you trust me?

Of course, you're the only person I totally trust.

- Thanks, honey. - You deserve it.

Thank Angela too, it was her idea to sneak you in.

So lucky you have met her.

Yes, those lucky events that happen only once in life.

- Thank you. - No hugs, sorry.

- Sorry. - Now off you go.

I will.

The show writer is waiting for you.

Honey…

but it's all covered in mud there.

It's called The Babe and the Farmer, what did you expect, a health spa?

Don't get nominated right away!

Come on.

Yey!

Thanks for coming with me.

It was not necessary,

but you're a real friend.

How could I leave you alone for such a serious thing, Andrea?

Serious?

Serious! Of course.

Let's hope it all goes well.

It will go extremely well, I'm sure.

You'll soon be a very different person.

You will be better, Andrea.

What a hottie! Good, I'm proud of you.

You've just become single and already chasing women.

I didn't understand why you…

and Carolina broke up.

These things happen, Andrea.

Do you want her telephone number?

No.

No, why?

I was joking.

You don't do that to your friends.

I would never do something like that to you.

Absolutely, it's despicable.

Yes, a little.

Mr Bazzani, we're ready.

Bazzani!

- Into the wolf's mouth! - May the wolf die.

Not really, actually.

If you think about it,

into the wolf's mouth is a wish,

because, when holding the puppies, the wolf's mouth

is the safest place in the world.

So, answering may the wolf die

is a contradiction.

Ok, what should I say?

Well, actually…

- may the wolf die. - May the wolf die.

- Can you come to the police with me? - To do what?

To report those cheaters, my business partners.

You see, you're a fucking idiot.

Why?

They are criminals dealing with the Mob,

and you think that reporting them is enough?

- Is it not? - Of course not.

As soon as you enter the station, they vanish with the money they've stolen.

Right, so what?

Evil things need to be dealt by evil people.

So, not only they robbed the Government

for the reclamation, and using the Penelope's web method,

removing waste during the day and putting it back at night.

Also, Mr Bucchi e Mr Maretto

have subtracted enormous sums of money that was sent abroad.

Yes, you did!

The amount of money was so big,

that I had to verify even further with my assistant.

Associate.

My associate made additional checks

finding out that those people, with the waste business

have secured agreements with the families Santarini and Natoli.

What?

According to the news, they're your enemy, is it right?

Here you have documented proof of everything I said.

How would you conclude this matter?

Who cares, let's go.

When am I going to live this again? Wait.

We'll blow them up.

Boss, too noisy.

It makes sense what your boss says.

In the building site there's plenty of C-4.

Let's go now!

It was just to help out.

We leave you to it, you're the professionals here.

Goodbye.

What about acid?

Acid is perfect.

Acid gives me the creeps.

What about burying them as they are?

It doesn't work.

Fuck!

I get it. I'll deal with it.

What are we, going to shovel them to death?

You really suggested a mafioso to blow someone up with C-4?

Quick and painless method.

Carolina, apple of my eye, how are you?

Arturo, there's a problem here.

The producers say I need to work 10 hours a day, picking tomatoes.

You signed a contract for the whole season, a locked contract.

I know, but there aren't any makeup artists, costume designers,

and I can't even have a wee.

Hold tight my love!

The producer guy is very, very rude.

He said I have to pick up at least 12 baskets of tomatoes every day

and I will sleep in a barrack

with black women.

With whom?

I'm the only white person here.

Better, so you stand out.

But I can't see the cameras!

They are among plants, tomatoes, everywhere.

Don't give up. The producers said you’re doing great.

Really?

Do you think I don't see you?

Do you really think I don't see you?

How many phones do you have?

How many!

I already took one away! Where do you keep them?

You think I'm joking,

but if you don't work, I'll slaughter you.

Arturo, I'll call you back.

Give it to me! Calling back!

I keep an eye on you!

But please do it properly,

my best profile is the left.

What? Work, or I'll have you beaten up.

Work!

He's waking up.

Is everything ok?

Yes, I just feel a bit padded up.

It's normal, it's the anesthesia.

It all went well, I'm very proud.

Have you already taken the bandages off?

I'm sorry, but… it's the same.

Today, I've performed one of my best surgeries.

What operation did you carry out?

Nothing has changed.

My nose doesn't even hurt,

what have you done?

I'm going to sue you.

It must be the shock.

I assure you that the augmentation mammoplasty was successful.

It's even better than mine.

The size you asked for. Between you and me, it was a good idea.

As my dad used to say: "Less than a C cup, it's not true love."

Don't make any exertions.

Gonadectomy and vaginoplasty are next month,

but we begin the hormone therapy immediately.

Happy?

What do you mean, hormone therapy…

Get down.

What's your name again?

Angela.

Where's the usual girl? Why are you dressed like that?

You look like a slut.

Look madam, each has its own style.

There you go.

Relax.

It tastes weird!

It's not the usual herbal tea.

Drink it. It's draining, stimulating, de-contracturing…

- Trust me. - Easy, for fuck's sake!

Don't get offended, I like your style,

you have personality.

Tell me about your son.

He's a disappointing person.

- But he's devoted -Devoted?

That's fitting for a dog!

A human being must have character, and Arturo doesn’t have any.

He always hangs off other people's words,

letting everyone take the piss out of him.

I tried when he was young, but it was pointless.

But I realized he would make a perfect walking stick.

Why are you so mad at him?

He reminds me of that idiot of his dad.

I married him for his money.

Is he an only child?

Luckily, I have another son I adore. Titti.

He's just like me.

When he was 16 he told me to go to hell, like I did with my parents

to become an actress.

He does have the guts!

There are two kinds of people,

those who were born to serve,

and those who were born to be served,

Arturo was born to serve.

And Titti, he's just like me.

Well done, mum. Very well, encore.

Weren't you gone?

I was here, long enough to understand that you are an insensitive person.

Evil and opportunist.

I don't feel good.

I can't move.

That's because my friend here gave you a mix of highly toxic herbs

that will make you temporarily lose your motor skills.

That's why you can't move.

I think she's trying to say bastard.

I'm your son, hence I'm a bastard indeed.

Since I'm tired of being your driver, errand boy and slave,

without even been appreciated for it.

I want to introduce you to a person who'll be perfect for you.

Come here Bogdan.

Here he is.

Mum, this is Bogdan.

She is Patrizia, and she's all yours.

You're going to a care home,

you know those beautiful, luxury facilities, surrounded by nature?

It won't be like that, because Bogdan works in an awful hospice.

Those that end up on the news,

with cockroaches on the mattresses.

Don't worry, she'll lack for nothing.

You don't understand! She must lack everything.

I got it.

- Should we celebrate? - It's about time.

Angela says you don't have to pay.

- It's not your birthday, is it? - Correct.

It's just that I am going to kill myself tonight.

Ok.

- You're kidding right? - No.

- Are you shocked? - No, just surprised.

I believe in total freedom to do whatever,

even to put an end to your life if you have decided so.

Look at you, handsome, young, free,

always saying the right bullshit at the right time.

Of course Angela is crazy for you!

I would be too.

That's because I'm rock and roll!

Come down, come on!

Did you hear people? It's time for rock and roll!

Here we are again.

Here we are.

Are you ready?

Strangely enough, yes, I am.

I was expecting you to burst into tears like a baby…

- Instead… - I know you're sorry.

I'm not mad at you.

I don't give a fuck. Actually, you're wasting my time.

- Come on. - Ok.

But…

What now?

Am I granted one last wish?

I was thinking about something better than a lung cancer…

a kiss.

I'm Death, not the Goodnight Fairy.

It's a goodnight for the eternity, so I thought that…

Go up!

Ok.

Thanks.

For the kiss? I would have fucked you if that was your last wish.

Really?

No!

It's just that…

I wanted to thank you because I've never felt as alive

as in the week I knew I was going to die.

What's happening?

If you don't know…

Sometimes it takes longer.

Let's wait.

Come on, Arturo, more determined! A better jump!

You're wimpy even when you kill yourself.

Of course, it's my fault.

Jump!

Damn!

Come on, Arturo, try again.

Come on.

This chain should work.

Arturo, less words and more suicide.

Funny until the end.

Now.

Nothing?

Aside from a strong arousal from choking, no.

Fuck!

- That's it… - Fuck!

Yeah, fuck.

I didn't die, but I really hurt myself.

This doesn't make any sense.

By know you should be dead and buried.

It's not my fault. Let's find a different method.

It was all written in here.

No, no…

What is it?

What?

You'll void the warranty.

You see this needle? I'll stitch your mouth and it'll hurt a lot,

since I can't sew. Shut up!

You see, it restarted.

This is impossible.

What?

You are no longer on the dying list.

I don't get it.

That's why you couldn't die.

You mean… I don't have to die anymore?

Am I immortal?

I get it, I am not immortal.

- It's over. - I know it's over,

you don't need to punch me.

No, Arturo, it's over for me.

You are free.

What does it mean?

Arturo, you no longer need to die.

The stone says… it's official, I don't have to die?

Is that right Angela?

Yes, Arturo, you don't have to die anymore.

I'm free!

I'm free!

Free!

You can't change your destiny.

Screw you!

I'm alive!

I'm alive!

I'm alive! I'm alive!

Who gives a fuck!

Stop making noise!

Did I wake you up General?

I haven't slept for days because of you.

Don't sleep, trust me, you will croak soon.

Go out, have fun, take drugs, drink, have sex!

I'll report you to the police!

For noise and profanity. You are crazy!

Really? Then you should also add this golden shower to the list.

Disgusting! Shame on you!

I'll have you kicked out of the building.

Good man, do it.

You know what,

since mummy left her house, I am the one going.

You can kiss my ass! You old fuck!

Sucker.

Angela get ready, our life is going to change!

Bye, mum.

We're moving into my mom's 200 square meters mansion,

since she's in the clinic with Bogdan.

Can you come shopping with me tomorrow?

I don't want these old man clothes anymore.

There you go.

When I was a boy I dressed dreadfully and growing up I got worse.

Angela?

Angela!

Even better.

I'll have more space.

Everyone, come upstairs, there's a party at the second floor.

Free alcohol, come up.

Come up!

Go away!

You can't stay here!

Courtesan!

Whore!

Madame!

Is everything ok?

Hey man, where's the toilet, I'm going to barf.

- What? - I need to vomit.

Use the aquarium.

- Are you sure? - They need food.

Disgusting.

Rosa, you're here. I'm glad!

Thanks for inviting me, Mr Ceneri.

What Mr. Ceneri, just call me Arturo.

Actually, call me Jimbo.

That's the perfect name for someone who doesn't give a fuck about anything.

- Jimbo? - Yes, Jimbo.

Ok, cool.

I'm with my cousin, is that ok?

You brought your cousin as well. Rosa, you're great!

Pass the joint.

Mine!

As they say, there's nothing more buzzing…

than bringing to the party your cousin.

- Isn't that what they say? - Yes.

- Have fun. - Very nice.

Yes, very.

Thanks for inviting me. It was very nice of you Mr, I mean Jimbo.

- That's very nice… - Give me a second.

What's this mess!

What are you doing in there?

Listen, garden gnome,

tell Ceneri, that criminal,

that if I…

If I were you, I wouldn't be so funny about my height,

otherwise I'd be forced to flutter my eyes at you.

A bunch of fags too!

That idiot is hopeless!

Now I understand a lot of things.

I try to be good,

but you…

Hey witch, we meet again.

Don't fuck with me.

You don't look very good.

Wanna bet that this time I am the one hurting you?

Yes!

That was nothing.

I can see you're bleeding.

But I'll try harder.

Don't worry, I won't ruin your pretty face,

otherwise, you don't get me a hard on.

If I wait for you to get a hard on,

we'll spend another month here.

I'll show you.

Leave her and fuck off!

Honey, is that a bat in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?

Do you think we are scared of a baseball bat?

It's four of us.

I tried.

How are you, baby?

You shouldn't have gotten involved.

Now, you're in danger too.

- Why are you in danger? - They're coming to get me.

Angela!

Who's coming to get you?

Something very, very bad.

When I used to go to school, I was a goth too,

I used to listen to The Cure.

Do you know The Cure?

Are you kidding me? So cool! It's my grandmother's favorite band.

Really?

You should introduce me to your grandmother then.

Are they your friends?

The people at the party, are they your friends?

The police has already been called.

Usually, I don't get invited to parties.

I sneak in.

Another funny person. Go away, with those little legs.

You have no idea how many jokes I've heard about my height.

Stuff like, you just need a bottle opener to get rid of me.

This is the best, imagine the rest.

But I would really love to have a good laugh.

You are crazy,

I don't want any troubles, stay away.

Are you scared of me?

But I'm unarmed.

And you have a gun.

Stay away, or…

Or what?

What happens?

Buh!

I'll have this unpleasant taste in my mouth for who knows how long.

More than a guard,

you are a vandal who's just ruined a Banksy,

with a pale reproduction of a Pollock.

Arturo!

Did I wake you up?

No…

How did you get in?

Someone let me in. Here he is.

- Can I? - Aquarium.

Fish have been fed today too.

Nice shirt.

Isn't it?

- How did you find me? - You're not that unpredictable.

Sorry, we're leaving. It's better if I take her home.

- Nice party. - Was it?

Look at her.

Thanks, and call me, Jimbo.

- Bye. - Bye.

First the shirt, now the name. Are you stealing my identity?

No, we were playing a game… What do you want from me?

Angela is not well.

- She's your girlfriend, deal with it. - She's in serious trouble.

How could they blow up an armored door?

That's why I'm worried.

- Where's Angela? - Let's go.

Fee-faw-fum…

I can smell…

I can smell…

I can smell…

Ok, I can't find the right word.

I know you're here.

Come outside, come on.

It's time to go on stage.

It's closed!

I'm honored, the king of wands.

You don't make me laugh.

Let's try with my best joke.

I speak too much.

She doesn't look too ill.

We need to leave, now. He's here.

Who is he?

Pat-a-cake…

guess who I'm going to take.

Let's go!

Who the hell is that disturbing dwarf?

- The Black. - The Black?

And who's this Black?

First of all, why do you live in an abandoned cinema?

I live here to hide away.

And to remind myself how stupid human beings are

for inventing an art so close to dreams

and then throwing it away.

- About the Black… - He's the end.

- So he's an entity as well. - No.

Entities are soul harvesters.

The Black is the harvester of the harvesters.

He gets involved only if there are problems with the entities.

He's here because of me.

It's four of us, and he's alone. We can…

- There's nothing we can do. - The Black is a sadist.

He's able to defeat anyone.

Basically, he's immortal.

With me, he doesn't have to make much of an effort.

I practically lost all my powers.

What?

You're human again.

Do you remember anything about your previous life?

I would have preferred not to.

Did he say previous life?

That's not the strangest thing I've heard.

There must be a way to explain things, to negotiate…

You cannot agree terms with the Black.

I can try to hide her.

It won't be easy.

So you explain to me how you managed to stay here.

What's the plan?

The plan is that you and Jimbo go away,

and forget about me.

- We're a team. - I'm not going to leave you here.

- We won't leave without you. - You need to go away!

- Now! - No!

Come with me.

Arturo, you need to go away.

I put you in this mess, and I want to help you.

Arturo, you don't know shit. I made this mess.

What are you talking about?

The night I came to pick you up,

I didn't tell you everything.

What do you mean?

Jimbo, give me a drink.

Tequila.

One more.

Come on!

Will I see you again?

I don’t think so.

You know where to find me.

Wait a second…

- so… - There wasn't you on that list.

Jimbo was on it.

Yes.

Jimbo is the one you came for. Jimbo is the one who had to die.

But I couldn't do it,

I couldn't know

he looked like someone I loved in my previous life.

I tried to reset the monolith,

and I picked another name, I'm not sure.

Arturo Ceneri, son of the late Giannandrea.

Exactly.

- Why me? - I don't know, Arturo.

I tried to trick the system, and the system cannot be tricked.

That's why the Black is here,

he won't stop until I fix all this mess.

Did you also make up all the story of my shit life?

No, that was all true.

But you would have never realized, you would have carried on

you would have had some bad times…

I would have never killed myself.

Maybe not, but now you must…

I was happy before I met you.

I was surrounded by traitors, but I didn't know, and I was happy.

I don't owe you anything.

Arturo,

I'll pay for what I did, but please save Jimbo.

The Black must not find him, please.

What happened?

We're leaving. There's nothing we can do.

It's the right decision.

Wait.

What does that mean, Angela?

My name is not Angela, forget about me.

Personal funds, you'll need them.

Let's go.

Do you think that there's a better life after death?

It depends on who dies.

Forget you ever met me, she says.

Not easy.

Impossible.

And you didn't even fuck her.

You didn't fuck her, did you?

Me? Of course not.

Not even I would fuck myself.

I'm always surprised by your great self-esteem.

Before I met Angela, I had a lot of self-esteem.

But then I found out that my life was shit.

Your life wasn't shit, come on.

- I was a dickhead. - You made some compromises,

- you built a career. - With two assholes,

who were in business with the Mob.

You believed in your girlfriend's redemption.

A fake person, who was shagging my best friend.

Was she?

You've always been by your mother's side.

She's a bossy bitch,

but you've always helped her.

You are not like your brother, who doesn't give a shit.

How do you know…

How do you know all these things? Did Angela tell you?

No, Angela and I used to fuck, not talk.

When you came here, looking for me,

how did you know that I was here?

No way!

Titti?

I can't believe it.

Finally you got it, big bro.

Don't call me Titti, I've always hated it.

Where are the braces, the spots, and the glasses?

Archived together with my puberty.

You were very ugly.

Come here.

I love you too, big bro!

It's been 15 fucking years!

I didn't recognize you.

I did. As soon as you arrived at Limbo.

Why didn't you call when you came back?

For the same reason why I ran to Amsterdam.

Which is?

Do you remember when they found me smoking weed?

Yes, mum went crazy.

- She ruined my life. - Same with me.

I found out she was monitoring my phone with an app.

When I found out, I disappeared. I didn't want to see her.

She was surveilling you with a phone?

She wanted to protect me, but I never accepted it.

If you live here, where's mum?

She's ok. Listen…

did you ask yourself how the Black managed to find Angela?

It must be something supernatural that blows your mind.

I don't know, I try not to think about it.

You should think about it actually:

how did he know that Angela was at Limbo?

Victor is the only one who knew, but he's a good person, so…

So, something doesn't add up.

When the Black went to my place, Angela and I were not in there,

but there was that sort of stone that she left.

The Black tracked down the device.

When we arrived, the device was not there.

The Black must have taken it, or…

Or…

Someone has switched teams without informing us.

Victor has never played with us.

- It means that Angela… - Is in danger, and we are too.

- We are? - You are.

Me?

Tag or Hide and Seek?

Follow me!

- Where are we going? - Trust me.

When mum grounded me, I would use this.

That's why good people lose, they don't know the hiding places.

I used to use the main door.

You never went out!

There was something about Victor that didn't convince me.

Not an entity that managed to escape, just a spy.

Go faster, we can't let him hurt her.

I'm not sure what we can do.

We'll think of something.

Ok.

What's happening? What's wrong with this car?

- I don't know, it's stuck. - Dammit!

Calm down, I'll pull over. It must be the battery cable.

Here.

Open the bonnet.

It started.

Arturo!

Do you know where a bean goes when it dies?

No.

On a Bingo card.

You have no idea how much I hate your puns.

I know, that's why I make them.

Do you know that the milkman died?

He will be creamated.

It's not funny. You're never funny.

How can death be funny?

But I love laughing.

Cinema makes me laugh. I love Italian comedy.

For example Monicelli. Do you know him?

He chose this epitaph: only the assholes die.

You see, this is funny.

He was 95, I was the one sent to take him.

But I let him get away.

You did the same with that guy,

you know I'll take him and your friend.

It's not my fault if you missed the guy.

I put the device on the backpack to track them.

I will find them, rest assured.

Nobody ever escapes death.

If I'm in charge.

By the way,

where's the girl?

This is not what we agreed.

I don’t make agreements, and if I do, I break them whenever I want.

She was useful as an entity, but now she's human,

and she's already dead.

There's no space for her on earth.

If I'm still on earth, then…

You are here just as a spy.

Don't try me.

I can finish you off anytime I want.

Maybe that'd be better.

And while I do it, I can make you feel so much pain…

ouch, ouch, ouch,

that you never felt before.

Don't you think that woman has already suffered a lot?

No, I don't really think so.

Because I've never taken care of her.

But when I do, she'll suffer a lot.

I promise.

- She's in the basement, I'll go get her. - No!

I'm going.

Arturo!

I'm on your side,

get Angela and run away.

You've just given her up. How can we run away?

She's hiding in the projection room.

What?

Free her and leave.

Listen…

This is the only way, believe me.

At least you, you do the right thing.

Go!

Arturo, what are you doing in here?

I'm changing your destiny.

It's not worth running away, the Black will find us.

And he will find Jimbo too and will kill him. This is how it has to go.

We'll try anyway because humans try to survive.

I won't be able to stop him, but at least you'll get a bit further.

I won't say thank you.

Don't do it.

Victor, you're a predictable double agent.

You'll struggle to get her, she deserves to fight.

I'm tired, I want to remember my mortal life.

Are you serious, you want to leave the eternity?

Yes.

I want to remember…

- myself. - If you insist,

I'll make you happy.

Do you think you can scare me with that?

No, I'm human now,

you have no power on me now.

Severino.

My name was Severino.

Severino…

what a disappointing name.

If there's something I miss from Earth, that's porn.

Surprise!

You can't save them.

I'll find them anyway.

Now, I'd like to have some fun hurting you…

You call it fun.

You can say that out loud.

Right on the top corner.

Sciatica is unavoidable when you get older.

This is the cervical arthritis.

Ouch!

The snap is my secret move.

- Why? - No reason.

Wait, please.

I need to tell you something.

These will be your last words,

so you'd better say something memorable.

Life is like the battleship game:

yesterday I - 1,

but tomorrow B - 12.

It's the first time I laugh in centuries.

I didn't even think this was possible.

Death cannot laugh.

I know, Victor told me this was your weak point.

If the Black laughs he becomes vulnerable. It's his Achilles heel.

When someone is weak, there's nothing better than vitamin C-4.

I didn't get this one.

I'll explain it to you.

I've got a plan to save Jimbo. You have to trust me.

- What do you want to do… - I'm your older brother.

We'll do it my way.

What's wrong?

I think it's time to say goodbye for real.

Why do you say that? What's wrong?

I remember now

how you feel…

when you're about to die.

It's happening.

Don't leave me you too.

You would have left me anyway.

You're too young for me.

Bullshit.

I'll be waiting for you forever.

Forever is a long time.

But try anyway.

I don't even know your real name.

Angela…

Angela…

Who the fuck is bothering me at this time?

Dear neighbor, how are you?

Ceneri, you're back. What the fuck do you want?

I'm informing you that you're dead and you need to follow me.

Dead?

What are you talking about, I feel great.

Come on, you've lived long enough.

- Make room for the young! - Go kill yourself.

I did it already, thanks.

What have you done? The administrator will go nuts.

She's born!

- What shall we call her? - Angela!

Father!

Long life to the creature.

May she be strong and blessed.

Angela!