Original subtitles

Look, all these people are useless. Only you are my own.

Accompany me throughout my life.

Dear, you had been blessed by luck.

And you are shrewd enough to leave me with all this trouble.

Babu, bring my tea!

The animals of our zoo have woken up.

Babu! Get up!

It is begun all over again.

Babu! Where is my breakfast?

I will get it! - Babu, get me some milk!

Yes, will get it.

Babu, where is my toast? - Coming up!

Babu! Warm water for bathing!

Coming up! - Babu! My clothes!

No! I will not do it! I am not going to do anything! I am going mad!

Babu? Babu?

Where are you going? - I have gone crazy.

My head is spinning!

You make me work so much.

But you hardly pay me anything!

T-To hell with you! - Yes.

Greetings, sir. And take care of yourself.

Useless fellows! Babu is gone!

Now you can do the chores yourselves!

To hell with you!

Listen! Wake up!

Babu has quit the job! Get up! - What? Has Babu left the job?

Yes! - Oh, no!

Listen! Wake up!

Babu has escaped! - What?

Meena! Where is my tea?

Meena! I have to get to work. Please iron my clothes.

Please get me some warm water for a bath, Meena.

Meena! How about some breakfast?

Now that Babu is gone, they'll make life miserable for the poor orphan.

My henpecked sons will never ask their wives to work.

Grandpa, there's nothing wrong with working.

If I am here then why should my aunts work?

Besides, I am the youngest. - So is Lakshmi's daughter.

Why doesn't she do the chores? - Forget it. I like doing it.

Now have a cup of tea.

Go serve them first. I will have it later. - Grandpa.

I will not serve anyone else before I have served you. Now take this cup.

Now, smile!

That is like a good boy.

Tea coming up!

What is going on?

Not a single servant stays in this house.

This is such a big house. How can a servant handle so much?

We should employ two servants. - Who will pay them?

Your father will, of course!

He is sitting tight over a pile of cash.

What are you doing? - Can't he pay two servants?

Dad thinks that he has done more than enough as a father.

He brought us up, got us married, gave us a place to live in.

Now it is up to us to earn our livelihoods.

How about a cup of hot tea? - Tea!

Good morning, Uncle and Aunt. - Good morning.

Have a cup of tea. - No. I do not want tea.

Is Dimple not up yet?

Do not wake her up.

She returned from the disco at 2 in the night. - I see!

Give her a glass of warm milk when she gets up. - Sure.

Bye. - Bye.

Do you think it is right for a girl to come home this late?

It is perfectly all right!

You haven't given me a reply. - To what?

You do not even try to understand!

If we live apart, we can afford a servant, at least.

And we are a small family of 3. The servant would come cheap.

Fool, if we leave, Dad will give this house to my elder brother.

Do you realise the value of this house in these times?

Piping hot tea!

Good morning, Uncle. Good morning, Aunt.

Good morning. - Here you are.

Please iron my clothes. I have to get to work. - Sure.

Where is Rinku? He has to go to school.

He has left already. - I see.

You have left me saddled with an untuned musician!

He hasn't even brushed his teeth. And that cacophony rankles me!

Uncle!

Uncle! - What is it?

I will miss school for your sake. - How come?

Because you asked me to tell you how I find your tunes.

And you haven't yet finished a single tune!

I am in a fix. I have gone over all the songs, old and new.

But the music directors haven't spared a single

tune that I can plagiarise. But I am still trying..

Hold it! What is that you are singing?

I am not singing. I was just going over the multiplication tables.

Oh, whatever! Just do it loud and clear.

Two ones are two. Two twos are four.

Two threes are six. - That is it!

Got it!

Great! I found the tune!

It is tough to score a tune. Isn't that so, Uncle?

True. But the kid wouldn't understand that.

Oh, yes! You work so hard at it. - That is true.

First one has to listen to the English songs. - Correct!

And then you must plagiarise these into Hindi tunes.

That is not a joke! Isn't that so, Uncle Pappi?

You are poking fun at me, aren't you?

Not at all! - Where do you think you are running away?

- Please! I was just joking!

Dad! - What is it?

Will you stop wailing and say something?

Must you cry out of tune, Sister? Just tell us what is the matter?

Oh! How to tell you, Dad? I have left Sunil once and for all!

Really? - What are you saying?

What do you mean?

This is a marriage! Not a rented apartment you can walk out of!

What else could I have done, Dad?

Sunil used to wake me up early!

He used to force me to make tea, cook breakfast and do the chores!

I told him that if he only wanted someone to look

after his home then he could have hired a maid, instead!

As it is, we do not even have a servant. And she walks in!

What? - I mean to say

that she shouldn't have left him at this point of time.

I left my husband to come to my father's house!

I haven't come here to become a burden on you.

Okay, fine.

Come with me, Aunt. Let me get you a glass of water.

Get me something to eat. I am famished!

Come. You can eat all you want.

You just speak nonsense.

I can only pray that Meena

gets married into a decent family.

Who is this?

It is past 7:30 a.m. And you are still asleep!

What is this, Dad? I was seeing such a lovely dream!

So, you were dreaming, is it? And what was this dream like?

I was standing in a picturesque place. And I basked in solitude.

There was no one with me. Nor were you there.

You dream of such nonsense! That is why you sleep till late.

Get ready fast. Otherwise you will not get breakfast after 8 o'clock.

Oh, God! Why was the clock invented?

Good morning, Dad.

Give me!

Haven't you taken a bath?

You already had me shower in the morning.

Why to waste water and time over another shower? - Is it?

8 a.m.

Time for breakfast is over.

Dad, the clock could be ahead of time.

But my son, that clock could possibly be running late.

Now get up. - But, Dad..

I expect to see you in the office at 9 a.m. sharp. - Dad?

Dad?

Dad!

Mr. Sharma! Are you ready?

Let's hurry up! Oh, my God.

I mustn't be late!

Have you got the brick? - Yes.

Give it to me. - Sir, here is the brick.

Now make a move! You must reach the office before I do. - Yes.

Must he do this every day! It seems he was born late?

Yes!

Make sure that this file reaches me by this evening. - Yes.

All right!

All right.

Very good morning, sir.

I am on time.

Good morning, sir.

Hello. - Sir.

What?

Sir.

What?

What?

Shut up, man.

Your towel is falling out.

The towel is showing. - I have seen it.

Look at this. Look at this. The towel is hanging out.

How did it stay in there? - Let me take it out.

Mr. Sharma! What are you doing?

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Should I take it out? - You should get out!

Get out. Good morning. - Sir, it is a towel.

Good morning.

How did it stay in there?

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Good morning, sir. - Hello, everybody.

Good morning, sir. - Hi. - Good morning, sir.

Sit down.

Get me a pillow. - Yes, sir.

Take a look at this girl.

Wow, sir. She is very pretty.

Sir, if the steno is beautiful and young

then the whole staff will be very lively.

I am not selecting a stenographer. I have selected her as my son's wife.

In which case, she will boost your morale! Isn't that so, sir?

Whose daughter is she? - I do no know, yet.

The priest has arranged for these photographs.

He'll let us know.

Do one thing. - Sure.

Send this photograph with the file to Raj and tell him that I sent it.

I will give it to him.

Go on! - Yes!

He stands with his mouth agape! Clown!

Good morning, sir. Good morning, sir.

What is it? - Boss has sent this file for you.

He wants you to see this file and speak to him over the phone.

Keep it there.

You will speak to him, will not you? - I will.

Hi, Father.

Have you been through the file?

I have a pile to go through already.

Put the other files away. Just go through the file I have sent you.

What is so special in this file?

Your marriage proposal lies in it.

You will find a girl's photo inside it. You will marry her.

Dad! Is this the girl? - Yes. Do you like her?

I am not going to marry this girl! - I am not asking for your opinion.

I am telling you that you are going to marry this girl. Do you get it?

That is all. - Dad!

I will marry a girl of my choice. It is a question of my life! - Yes.

Do you mean to say that I am your enemy?

You aren't exactly being friendly. - What do you mean?

Take a look at this girl. What is wrong with her?

Beautiful! - Do you like her? - Sure.

Then marry her. - Sure.

Take a look for yourself. What is wrong with her?

Father, I do not like her. She is so fat.

How dare you refuse me, idiot! Let go of my hand!

All right! I will call the matchmaker right away.

I will finalise this proposal! Let's see how he evades the marriage.

Let go of my hand! - I let go of it long ago.

Let's see how he evades the marriage.

Grandpa! Dear, Grandpa! Take a look at this!

What is up? - I stood first in my college!

Wonderful! I am so proud of you!

The University is giving me a prize for excellent scores!

A ticket to Paris. - Really?

It is for a management course. - Yes.

May I go? It is a matter of only 25 days! Please let me go!

That is quite unnecessary. You have had enough of education.

It is time you learnt the household chores.

Degrees are going to be of no use when you live with your in-laws.

She is right.

We'd lose face in society if you do anything wayward in a foreign land!

Of 800 students, I am the only one who has got this chance!

Please let me go! - Do not be sad. You may go.

Okay? - Thank you.

What are you saying? Will you send a young girl abroad all alone?

She isn't going alone. No. - Am I going?

Shanno will accompany you.

Thank you, Grandpa.

Good morning, sir.

Why haven't you gone to the office? The boss is waiting for you.

He has sent me to take you to the office.

Call the office and tell him that I will go to work on one condition.

He isn't going to discuss this marriage with me.

I will marry a girl of my own choice.

That is impossible! - Why?

Please do not mind me saying this. In this house, you can't

even eat or drink what you might like! You can't do what you wish.

You can't even wear the clothes of your choice!

How can you marry a girl of your choice?

Mr. Sharma, please do not rouse my temper.

Even if you get into a rage, what can you possibly do?

Can you run away from home? - What are you saying, Mr.Sharma!

Could I ever run away from home!

Open the gate!

I will travel all over the world! And I will not ever come back home!

Taxi!

Aunt! Hurry up! - Coming!

Taxi! Wait, mister.

Taxi, stop! - Stop the taxi!

The meter is ticking! And the luggage is stowed!

I have taken the cab. Hurry up!

Take the front seat. Hurry up! - Stop!

Excuse me, mister. - Yes?

We are taking this cab! - But I have taken it already.

But I hailed the cab! - You haven't bought it, I presume.

Excuse me, by the way.

I'd give up a 100 cabs for a pretty girl like you!

But not today! Taxi! Move it!

Meena! Our luggage! Stop the cab!

Stop!

Stop!

Stupid.

Come on. - Let's go.

You do not understand, Aunt! They weren't willing to let us go.

If they get to know that we lost our luggage before we

reached the airport. They will insist that more could go wrong.

Our trip could be cancelled!

What are we going to do? We can't wear these clothes for a month!

We can always buy some clothes over there.

If I find that thief, I will bash him up!

Yes!

Aunt!

Thank you.

You were cursing him a moment ago! And you just thanked him!

We are lucky to have come across such a handsome thief!

I will fix him!

Excuse me. - You are excused.

How dare you run away with our luggage?

Such manners! I just returned your luggage. And you are accosting me!

Shut up.

Had we not come to the airport, how could we have found the luggage?

You have got it back, haven't you?

Meaning? Did you do us a favour? - Oh! Meena!

This man isn't for quarrelling. He is worth of being befriended.

Hello. - Hello.

Aunt, let go of his hand.

A friend! He'd even make an unworthy foe! Let's go!

Excuse me. - Yes?

Comparatively, you seem quite intelligent.

Stupid man.

Crazy fellow!

Have you seen this man? - No.

Dad!

Maybe you must have seen him. Please take a look.

Wait a second.

Please hurry up!

Have you seen this man? - Excuse me. I am busy.

Take a look. You might've.. - Sorry. I do not know.

Are you through? - Yes. - Let's get going.

I have seen her somewhere.. - Forget her. Concentrate on him.

Has anyone seen this man?

This is a public place!

I am tired. How will I find him? - Let's go to the domestic airport.

Where is that? - Over there.

Excuse me, I think I have seen them somewhere.

So, how am I concerned? - Neither am I! I am on the run!

Mister, I..

Had his teeth been all right, he would look like my son.

Take that cap away, and it could be him.

Move it. - Yes. - Fool!

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

A dream world..

I'd love to live in a dream world.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

If you had been Hema Malini. If you had been..

If you had been Hema Malini.

I'd also be..

I'd also be Dharmendra, wouldn't I?

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

If you had been Dimple Kapadia. If you had been..

If you had been Dimple Kapadia.

I'd also be..

I'd also be Kaka, wouldn't I?

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

If you had been Jaya Bhaduri. If you had been..

If you had been Jaya Bhaduri.

I'd also be..

I'd also be Lamboo, wouldn't I?

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in all my seven lives.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

Have you made a reservation? - Yes. It has been reserved.

That was a good thing you did. - Oh, yes. Now, hurry up!

Excuse me. Good afternoon. - Hello, good afternoon.

My name is Meena Nath. I have a reservation.

Yes. Did you have a nice trip?

Yes, very nice.

Very nice, thank you. - Oh, good. You can fill up here.

Yes, sure.

This is the key to your room. - Thank you.

Go on. I will fill the form and come upstairs.

Yes, come quickly.

Aunt! You have gone off to sleep, already?

You should have washed before going to bed.

Are you tired?

Even I am tired. I am going for a bath.

Order something to eat. I am famished.

Now get up! Come on!

Aunt! I got a hug!

Give me the gown quickly.

Hold on.

Now where is the gown?

Quick! - I am getting it.

/Take it. - Thank you.

Aunt, have you brought Uncle's gown along?

If you had been Saira Banu. If you had been..

If you had been Saira Banu.

I'd also be..

I'd also be Yusuf, wouldn't I?

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time.

I'd love to have you in my every reincarnation.

I'd love to be in front of your eyes all the time." - You!

It is my room. It is my gown. It is my cheek. But the slap is yours.

That is quite unfair.

No! - What are you saying?

Get a hold on that temper. Else, you are likely to lose your shirt.

Shut up!

What are you doing here, Meena? You were cursing him all the while.

And here you are, in his room! You fooled me all right.

You should've taken me into confidence, at least.

It is nothing like that! I came into this donkey's room by mistake.

A mistake? - Do you mean donkey?

Yes, I mean donkey.

Is it? - Let's go.

Excuse me.

That is my gown. Leave it here.

I will return it after changing. - Make sure you wash it.

We'll have it ironed, too. We are in the room across.

Come over for tea. Let's chat. It'd be fun.

Okay. All right. - Hey, just a minute.

We will not stay here! - Where would you go?

There's no dearth of hotels. We'll put up elsewhere.

No better a view than in here. - You are more sensible by far!

If we stay here, I will have to see his face! I do not want to see it!

And your face isn't the prettiest face in the world, you know!

Okay, no problem. It is okay. - Okay, it is alright. No problem.

Take her away before I throw her out!

Get lost.

Let's go. Let's go. Bye. - What is this nonsense?

Sorry, ma'am.

No rooms, ma'am.

Extremely sorry.

Sorry, ma'am. No rooms.

I am very sorry, ma'am.

Aunt?

That is the result of being so stubborn.

We can't find any accommodation. Listen to me. Let's go back.

Else, we will have to sleep on the pavements at night.

All right. - That makes sense. Let's go.

Let go. I will carry it.

What happened? - Our room has been given away.

Accommodation isn't available here. - Oh, God! - What are we to do now?

Have we met?

We had come to your room this morning.

So, are you back?

He is here to rub salt into our wounds.

Unlike you, I pay due regards to my countrymen in a foreign land.

I see! - And especially to women.

You may bring your luggage up to my room.

Didn't I tell you that he is a nice guy? Come on. Let's go.

We do not even know him, Aunt! How can we stay in his room?

How long does it take to get to know people? Step aside, will you?

Hello. - Hello.

I am Shanno. - Hi.

I am her aunt. She is.. - Meena! And I am Rajesh.

There! Now we know each other. Come on. Let's go.

I am not coming. - You can live on the side walk.

It is people like you who give our county a bad name abroad.

How dare you? - Yes, this is true.

What do you mean by, 'It is true'? - Yes.

Just get out from here, okay? - Okay.

What is your problem? - Okay, I am going. Calm down, baby!

I do not want to give my county a bad name. Rajesh!

Who? Where? You? - Yes.

Okay. I am ready for you. - Are you coming?

Come on. - Let's go.

Bye.

Ill-mannered idiot! Stupid!

Thank you.

You make sparkling conversation. - The credit goes to you!

Tell me something. Has this girl always been like that?

Or, has she grown up into this? - Let her be what she is!

I am not like her. - Of course not! You are special!

Thank you. Have some tea. Is it nice? - Oh, yes, thank you.

What is it?

Do not be angry. Come upstairs.

I do not need any help. I am fine.

You might catch a cold. You might fall sick.

It will not kill me.

Such a temper! Do not her parents admonish her?

They aren't alive. They died when she was an infant.

Oh!

He put me to sleep in his bed! Beside him!

Get up! Else I will bring this place down!

I hate you..

How about some piping hot tea?

She nearly killed me!

Who brought me here? - Your aunt couldn't have picked you up.

I carried you up here.

How dare you pick me up in your arms!

Who do you think you are?

I can't tolerate this any more. Get out of here!

Okay.

Relax. Calm down!

What you have done is terribly wrong! How is he at fault?

You would have been more sensible had you taken ill or been abducted.

But I liked the boy as soon as I saw him.

You will not be able to find anyone better.

Look at me. I didn't get the happiness I expected from marriage.

You have been bumping into him ever since we saw him in Mumbai.

God might have made him for you.

Stop him, Meena.

Stop him before he goes too far away from you.

Go on! Go, Meena.

Excuse me. Can I have a rose please? - Sure.

Thank you. - Welcome.

Hey, I am sorry. Please.

Hi. How do you do?

What is your name and where are you from?

Raj.. - Rajshri.

I am sorry for what I did. Please listen to me!

I am apologising to you! And you will not even look at me!

I like your mascara very much. - Stop it.

Do not talk to him. - Stupid girl. Do not look at her.

Just talk to me. Okay? - I am apologising to you!

What would you like to have? - Please! Take this!

Take this. Take this. A beautiful rose for a beautiful girl.

Raj!

Hi, folks. Hey, waiter. Come on.

Hi, baby. - Hi, guys.

Come on. Get up, Tony.

So well, what are your plans?

What a beautiful babe! - Thank you. - Beautiful.

You are so friendly.

Come on.

Hi. - Come on. Come on.

Such unfriendly people out here. But you guys are so friendly!

Staying alive. Staying alive. Yes. Yes. Yes.

I love you, baby. You are alone. I am alone.

Let go! Let me go!

Raj!

Come on, baby. Let me go.

Raj!

Let go of me.

That is my hero!

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are my hero. Do not act like a villain.

Do not give a bad name to the queen of your dreams.

You are my hero. Do not act like a villain.

Do not give a bad name to the queen of your dreams.

Oh, beloved, in love, you should not be too obsessive.

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

It is so hot inside while it is so cold outside.

Look, oh, heartless, what you have done to me!

It is so hot inside while it is so cold outside.

Look, oh, heartless, what you have done to me!

Make me a part of your life and heart. Do not aggravate my dilemma.

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

I am yours..

I am your, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

I am going to marry a girl of my choice.

Where have you gone, son? You have left your father behind.

After you left, I realised how lonely I am without you.

Come back to me, son!

I will not order you around any more. I swear! You can do what you want.

I will smash all the clocks in the house.

You can sleep all day and wake all night. Do what you want!

Have dinners for lunch! Eat breakfasts at dinner!

Marry who you want to!

But please do not put your father to test!

Sir! Sir! Sir!

Good news, sir! - Has my son been traced?

Yes. He is in Switzerland.

We've received Citibank card bills from Switzerland.

But there's bad news, too. - What?

Last week he ate food worth Rs. 2, 500!

Fool! - Sir!

After all, he is my son! He can spend

that much on food. What is wrong with it?

Besides, he is gone to Switzerland. Not a holiday in the suburbs.

And I am going there in pursuit of my son.

And I am coming with you!

Where are you going? - To Switzerland!

You? - Stop gesticulating.

And shut your mouth.

I can't do it. There's a problem.

They will not let people like you enter Switzerland.

They will. Many others have.

Sir! Over there! Look! - Where?

There! A white woman! She is so fair!

We are here looking for my son. Not white women!

If you ever stare at a white woman again, I will thrash you!

Have you seen this boy? - No.

Excuse me. - No.

Have you seen this boy? - No. - He is my son.

Have you seen him? - No.

This boy. Have you seen him? - No.

Sir! Over there! Look! - Where?

There! Look at the mountain full of snow!

Sit straight. Why are you trying to make me angry?

Sorry, sir.

Isn't this a lovely place? This is a lovely place!

You look nice in the hat. - I will thrash you.

But I am not wearing a hat.

Sir! Over there! Look! - Where?

What a strange dog!

We are here to look for my son. Not to look for your sons.

Yes, sir. - He shows me a dog! Now move it!

Have you seen this boy? He is my son.

No.

What did he tell you? - Help me up! - Sure.

Now, tell me, what did he say?

Had he told me, I wouldn't have crashed.

Come on, let's ask some other pole. - What?

Let's ask some other foreigner.

Yes, come on. Get up. - What a mess!

Hey. Stop it. Come on.

Sir! Over there! Look!

What did you see? - If I said, you'd thrash me.

I'd thrash you more, if you don't! - You have taken to beating me!

I just saw your son over there. - You are..

I told you so! You are going to beat me up whether I tell it or I don't.

I won't. Now tell me where you saw him?

He entered the hotel over there. - Over there? - Yes.

Now he is also gone.

Is it?

Do you have only one servant in such a large house?

Not any more. - No more?

He ran away last week. - Did he?

Yes. - May I take up the job?

I am not joking. I will serve you well.

Why did you trip over me? - What were you doing down there?

We'll have the food some other time! Let's get out of here now!

What is wrong? - Let's get out of here, Meena.

Come on, let's move.

What is it? - Do not ask me anything.

Come on, let's move. Come on.

Where are you taking me?

He saw you and ran away with my niece!

To hell with your niece! My son ran away!

Is he your son? Oh, hello! I am her aunt.

Is she your niece? - Yes.

Why did my son run away with your niece?

Why would a young man run away with a girl at the sight of his father?

What do you mean?

Do you want me to tell you why? Come along.

Come on, come with me. Follow me. Move it.

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

I have heard it. - And so have you.

This is what the people say.

You cannot make mischief, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot make mischief, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

I have heard it. - And so have you.

This is what the people say.

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot make mischief, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

The heart is never under your control.

Or else, nobody would deliberately want to get crazy.

The heart is never under your control.

Or else, nobody would deliberately want to get crazy.

The storm of love cannot be stopped

no matter how strongly the world opposes.

No matter how strongly the world opposes.

You cannot start a revolution. Revolutions just happen.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot make mischief, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

I have heard it. - And so have you.

This is what the people say.

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

I could not sleep all night.

I was changing sides all night.

I could not sleep all night.

I was changing sides all night.

Your dreams had kept me awake.

My every desire was very adamant.

My every desire was very adamant.

You cannot bring on such a condition, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

I have heard it. - And so have you.

This is what the people say.

You cannot make mischief, it just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

You cannot love someone. Love just happens.

Oh, my darling! Oh, my beloved!

Let's get out of here.

You are on the run. Are you trying to avoid someone? Who is it?

Never mind that, what a beautiful place this is!

Let's celebrate our honeymoon here after we get married!

Tell me, who is it? - My Dad.

Have you run away from Bombay?

Yes! I am on the run from my father!

If he is here, you must see him. And you must also introduce me to him!

The day I do that, he'll start hatching plots to separate us!

And he will force me to marry just anyone he happens to like.

And he is so strict that he wants everything to be done on time.

So, what? - What if I do not wake you up at 7 o'clock?

What if I do not insist on breakfast at 8 o'clock?

What if it isn't office at 9 o'clock anymore?

Meena! Meena. - Greetings.

And what if I let you marry this girl?

Watch out, he is no sentimental fool!

He is a tough businessman. Watch your step!

Why do not you understand, Meena?

Run, Meena! Let's get out of here!

Go on! Run away! But my daughter-in-law stays with me!

Daughter-in-law? - Yes! This is my daughter-in-law!

You are going to cheat on me, Dad. You will change your stand again!

Staying away from you has already changed me, son!

Just come closer to me. Come on!

Look at that, sir! It is a great restaurant!

Nice to have found my son, and a daughter-in-law, too.

Not your daughter-in-law yet. - But she will soon be.

Soon enough after I have talked to her parents. - Dad!

My parents are no more.

It is actually my dad, her grandpa, who takes all the decisions.

I will meet him, in that case. - Grandpa is short-tempered.

My father's no less. And I still suspect him.

Both of them will be the same. There will not be a problem.

Take a look at that, sir! An Air India flight!

Hey!

I always knew she would end up like this.

And she'd show her true colours, once she went abroad!

That is exactly what she has done! She has brought us all to shame!

What is wrong with all of you? Why are you fanning the fire?

But, of course! We are her enemies, aren't we?

It is all because of your insistence, Dad! - Yes.

Had she not gone abroad, this would never have happened.

Good Lord! You folks are making mountain out of a molehill!

She has only fallen in love. And that is no sin!

Correct. - And I found him to be the decent sort.

They looked great together!

God save them from evil eye!

Besides, what is the harm if he marries her?

Just, shut up!

I'd sent you along, to keep an eye on

her and you come back with a love story!

Why did you go there? To study? Or to fall in love with this fellow?

Is this how you repay my love and indulgence?

Rajesh is a very decent boy, Grandpa.

Please agree to meet him. Just once.

I will abide by any decision you take afterwards.

It is not the boys and girls who decide on marriages in our family.

I can always see him later.

Ask him to send his father over first.

Grandpa.

You are grooming me up as if I were the one getting married!

Meena's folks haven't met me yet, Dad.

They'd get an idea about me from the way you look.

It is just for your sake that I am going over to their place.

Else, the mere mention of my name is enough to do the trick.

Please do not use that high and mighty tone out there, Dad!

Be polite and humble, please. - Why must I? No way!

I am the groom's father!

Won't you be humble then? - No!

Very well then. This time you will not be able to find me!

I was just joking, and you.. What the heck! I will not go!

Look at the watch, Dad, you are already late!

Let the chauffeur come.

Will you lose status if you drive the car yourself?

The wedding will not be put off, if I am a little late, will it?

Morning, sir. I will drive the car for you! Give me the keys.

You will drive, is it? - Yes.

I'd rather hire an auto-rickshaw than let you drive me there.

I will drive down on my own. And close your mouth.

Not today! Every time you laugh something goes wrong!

Do not laugh. Please! Not a smile, at all.

Hey, do not you have eyes!

Come back here!

Stop that car and get down!

Get down! Get down, I say!

What did you say? - What the hell is this?

Well, you called me a blind-bat, didn't you?

Yes, I did!

- If you want to die you can throw yourself under a train.

Why pick on my car? - Who else are you, if not blind?

Do you think you are a king, just because you are driving a car?

Can't you see people walking around?

There are pavements for pedestrians!

And there are zebra-crossings!

Why do you want to die under my car, like a piece of slime?

You called me a slime?

I have seen many tramps like you! Now get the hell out of here!

Did you call me a tramp? - Exactly!

Old bag of bones! He dares call me a tramp!

You are a tramp born in a family of tramps!

I could pick up a stone and wreck your car! Just get lost!

A little pushover, and you'd be dead many times over!

Look at you, old man! You are shaking like a leaf!

You are half dead, already. A blow from me and you'd be dead!

I am on my way for an auspicious deed. So you are lucky to be alive.

Else I would have knocked your dentures out!

Whose denture.. - Poor sod can't even hold his stick.

Will somebody please help him? - Shut up, everyone!

Take him to a madhouse. - Get lost!

Chatterbox! Get out!

Stop!

I will fix you later!

Hey, tramp! Do not come here to beg!

Get out! Get out!

Shut up! You father must have been a beggar!

Father! What is this? How did this happen?

Now do not you pick my brains! I am in a rage!

Just pack your stuff and get out of here!

How did this happen? - The man and his car!

Sister-in-law, what happened?

Give these people a car and they'll drive like they fly planes!

And wayfarers are treated like flies!

Had I been carrying a gun, I would've shot him!

That is why I wanted to come along.

I would've bashed him up like a song!

Shut yourself up and sing yourself a song!

Please do not get angry anymore. And do give yourself a wash.

Could you perhaps recall the license number on the car?

Why only the number? His face is etched in my mind!

I will blacken his face for sure!

I will not spare him! I won't! Even if I have to go against the law!

Could you tell me where Anand Nivas is?

Anand Nivas? Isn't that the madhouse?

Not that one. I'd like to go to Mr. Dinanath's residence.

That is him! He is the leader of the madmen who lives in there!

Why would you want to go to a madhouse?

Just tell me, will you?

Well it doesn't make a difference to me if you insist.

Go straight down and turn right and then take the left.

Then you will come to a house where everyone seems to be screaming.

That is the madhouse. And do see me on your way back, will you?

Make sure you see me. - He sure sounds like a madman.

Greetings. - Greetings. I am sorry to be late.

Welcome. We were waiting for you.

I am Vidyanath. I teach in a college.

I am Meena's Uncle.

This is my brother. - I am Jeevan. Meena's Uncle.

Introduce me, too! - This is Rinku. He is a terror!

And what is your good name? - Greetings.

He is my uncle. He is a music director.

Nice meeting you. And would you be interested in making a film?

I do not watch movies. - That is strange!

What?

He is our father.

Him? - Yes.

Father!

Look, who is here!

He is Rajesh's father.

You! How dare you come right inside my house!

Shut the gates! He mustn't escape!

Father? - I will not spare him!

Fetch my gun! - Why are you enraged at seeing him?

He is the one in the car! He splashed muck all over me! My Gun!

Please listen to me! I didn't do it on purpose!

He didn't do it on purpose! - It was an accident.

Certainly not! I have made the mistake.

And now you come here to propose an alliance!

Please do away with your anger.

It happens all the time.

I didn't know that I was coming to you!

Please do not be angry. Let's discuss the alliance.

I shall never get into an alliance with your family! Never!

Just get out of here!

You are making a mountain out of a molehill!

You do not have broken bones. And you aren't dead, are you?

Were you also planning to kill me?

And you called me a filthy beggar!

But you were cursing me, too! - Not a word more! Just get out!

Father, please.. - Get out!

Please, Mr. Dinanath. I have apologised.

I will hold your feet if you want.

Please do not ruin the lives of the young ones in a rage.

Let them marry.

I will not let your son marry my granddaughter

even if it means that she has to be a spinster all her life.

Now get out of here!

If we cross the streets ever again, I will have a gun! Remember that!

I knew you would mess it up! - I didn't!

Could I have known that the old man would be Meena's grandpa?

Had I known, I would have licked him clean!

Be it anyone!

Why must you get into a fight with an old man?

I didn't. He cursed me. And I was the one who apologised!

Apologise? Did you? - Yes.

Really? - Ask Meena!

Did you really apologise?

Will you mind if I call Meena? - I do not mind at all.

Strange! My old man turns for the better. And the other goes haywire!

Hello!

Please give the line to Meena.

Who is this? - Rajesh speaking.

Whose call is it? - It is for Meena.

Who is it? - Rajesh speaking.

Before you can talk to Meena, you must talk to me! Speak up!

I would like to apologise for what has happened.

You may apologise and grovel. And you

may wash my soiled clothes for all I care!

I am really ashamed!

Live in shame all your life! And do not you ever call again!

Hang up the phone! - Give it to me.

Keep a pail of muck at home.

If you ever see the father or the son, douse them in the muck!

As if one problem wasn't enough!

Do not you blame me.

Not at all. In fact, I was praising him.

Oh, God!

Nothing.

Oh, it is nothing at all.

Please wash my clothes. - And mine, too.

But I am going to college, now. - College? What college?

But you have graduated, already. - Do you want to join the government?

It is time you do the household chores. You'd be a good housewife.

Grandpa! I want to study! Please let me go to college!

What would he say?

We aren't enemies. We do not wish you any harm.

We had advised against college earlier. But you went abroad.

And what a romance you had!

College is just an excuse.

She must be going to meet that boy.

Now, she can't meet that fellow when she is at home.

Please do not discontinue my studies.

Please let me go to college.

There's no need. They are right.

You do not need any further education. Just stay at home.

Go inside.

Now do not go to your room and weep. There's a lot of work left to do.

My legs are aching. - And I am not feeling well. Let's go.

Grandpa!

Do not shout. What is it?

I have a news! You will be delighted to hear it!

What is so great? Have you brought a servant for me?

Yes! I have brought a servant!

Really? How good is he? And what is he asking for wages?

He was on the street asking for work.

I brought him over. But I didn't discuss money.

Well done! Now tell everyone! He is a godsend for everyone!

Mom! Dad! Uncle! Aunt! Hurry up! A servant is here!

A servant? - Where is he?

Over there. - I can't believe my ears!

What is your name?

Raju! My name is Raju.

Where did you work before this?

At Mr. Amit's place. - Who is that?

Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. - Is it? - Mr 'Big B'!

Who put you on the job there?

No one in particular. I served him tea at Sridevi's place.

He offered me a Rs. 100 raise and

asked me to work for him. And off I went.

How selfish!

And who introduced you to Sridevi? - Salman did.

He knows Salman, too!

- Yes. He happened to see me once when I was with Dharmendra. And I was in tears.

Salman asked me why was I crying.

I said that I had to cook almost as much as you'd have to feed an army.

If I served burnt bread, the father and his macho sons would thrash me.

They go wild, once they lose their heads. Else, they are kind hearted.

Who introduced you to Dharmendra? - Akshay Kumar did.

And who introduced you to him?

- An actress. But I can't tell you who she is. - But you must!

Though there isn't much of a need for a reference

do you have anyone who can give a good reference?

I can't give any references. - I see.

Employ me if you want to. - Sure.

Anyway, I have an open offer from Madhuri Dixit.

Oh, no! - Do not do that! - I know him. - I have the offer.

I know him.

How could she know him?

Aren't you the one who used to work for Mr. Subhash?

Which Mr. Subhash? - Subhash Ghai.

He used to live near my in-laws. You did the cleaning in his house.

Oh! Mr. Subhash Ghai! Of course!

Remember? - And I remember seeing you around.

Why did you leave that job? - He axed me after a film flopped.

Never mind that. Now tell me where the kitchen is.

There!

Milk for me. Not tea. - Whom is the tea for?

Tea for everyone else. - Name them. Where do they stay?

Uncle and aunt in the room on the left, upstairs.

My room is on the right. Mom and Dad share my room with me.

I see!

Grandpa lives in the room down there. Uncle Pappi lives there.

I see. And who else lives here?

Shanno lives here, nowadays.

Who else is here? - Dimple.

Who else? - And yes, Meena.

And where is she, nowadays?

She stays in her room and weeps. - Does she now?

Now that I am here, she will not cry. Where is her room?

Up there. - Now do not you bore me anymore. Else I will quit. Get lost.

How about a cup of strong tea?

I do not want any. Go away. - What is this I hear?

I hear that you are crying your heart out these days.

Must you spill those million-dollar tears for a cheap photograph?

Forget that photograph. I am at your service, ma'am! Let's embrace!

You scoundrel!

How do you like what you see? How about my suggestion?

Raj! You! You are here!

I was walking and she was riding a bicycle.

I was walking and she was riding a bicycle.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

I was riding a bicycle and she was riding a horse-carriage.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

What are you saying?

I was travelling by a car and he was in an auto-rickshaw.

I was travelling by a car and he was in an auto-rickshaw.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

I was travelling by plane and he was in a car.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

People have seen this act of teasing.

My youth was dishonoured on the streets.

You fool, why are you arguing with me?

Why do not you read the tale of my heart?

I was passing through a lane and she was standing at her window.

My darling!

I was passing through a lane and she was standing at her window.

She whistled at me and disgraced me.

She whistled at me and disgraced me.

He catches me on the street and stops me in the lanes.

He is stubbornly chasing me.

I am a crazy lover, do not deceive me in love.

I was going shopping and he was coming down the stairs.

Do you understand?

I was going shopping and he was coming down the stairs.

He caught hold of my hands and disgraced me.

He caught hold of my hands and disgraced me.

I was walking and she was riding a bicycle.

Hey, where are you going?

I was walking and she was riding a bicycle.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

She rung the bell and disgraced me.

I was travelling by a car and he was in an auto-rickshaw.

I was travelling by a car and he was in an auto-rickshaw.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

He blew the horn and disgraced me.

Hey darling, you have sliced

my heart and applied butter to it.

He is desperately chasing me.

Get apart! Now is that what you have come here for?

No. I am here for the tea. The rest just happened.

I see! - Why are you posing as a servant?

Kings have abdicated thrones for the sake of love.

I merely walked away from a comfortable life.

By the way, I know it is

easier playing the Romeo

than doing household chores.

Raj! - Words will not cook lunch. How are you going to cook?

I will do it. And I will keep everyone pleased.

Vegetarian delights! Non-vegetarian delicacies! And Chinese dishes!

Raju's culinary skills! It is all spread out on this table!

Serve us upstairs.

And we'd like to eat in our room, too.

I do not understand why people

here can't sit down to supper together.

We are more at ease eating in our rooms.

I do not want to work in such a household!

Raju! Do not leave! - We are coming!

Now you will have to sit at the table.

Useless people! Come, sit down.

You have cooked all this with such care. How could we refuse you?

Do sit down. - Yes. Let's sit.

Please serve me some food quickly.

I have not eaten food since yesterday.

I am hungry! I am hungry! I am hungry!

Eat your meal, you will be revitalised.

Your hunger will disappear.

Eat your meal, you will be revitalised.

Your hunger will disappear.

My wife fooled me.

She gave me three sons. But none are as good as you are.

God bless you. May you live long.

I will take it. You must relax now.

The phone keeps ringing in this house all day.

Hello! - Raj! It is I..

Hello, Uncle! - Uncle, is it?

No sooner than he steps into his in-law's house!

Yes. I see. Right.

Is the old fool somewhere nearby?

Absolutely. - And what are you doing?

Massaging his feet.

Forget his legs. Get the neck! Strangle him!

I know how to work on him.

He is asking me to give you a good massage.

Yes. - What does your uncle do?

Hang on. - What does he do? - He is a guard.

A guard. Oh, yes, with the increasing thefts nowadays..

I see. No, that doesn't happen when he is around.

Ask him to be on his guard during the daytime, too.

During the day.. - Now hold on a minute, Uncle.

He isn't active anymore. Two people work for him, now.

I see! - Those fellows stand in for him.

Hello! - All right. Yes.

How is my daughter-in-law?

Fine. - How old is he?

I am putting in love's labour.

Near the age of senility.

I am regaled at the fact that you laugh at others who are senile!

Hold on a minute. Yes, tell me.

I haven't seen you in some time. I'd love to meet you.

Same here.

Bye, son. Take care.

Sure. And you must take care of your health.

Bye. - All right.

There rings another bell.

Must be the princess.

And she lives in her own house just like a paying guest!

Open the door for her. - I will.

Should I lay it out for her? - Go ahead.

Welcome. Can I tell you something? - Go ahead.

It isn't good for a girl to come home so late at night.

How dare you?

Who are you to ask me that?

Not even my parents have ever said that to me.

You are just a servant. Just stay within your limits.

She is too much!

Take some wonderful and sweet.." Oh, no!

Are you getting stuck?

Yes. - May I help you out?

What do you know about music?

I have worked with Kishore Kumar for two years.

Really? - Yes.

I have to score a duet. But I can't get a tune.

Is it a romantic song? - A duet has to be romantic.

Kishore Kumar used to score romantic songs sitting with girls.

We do have a girl in this house.

Who is it? - Meena!

Miss Meena, do you mean? - Oh yes. Meena!

Yes.

Well, she'll do. - Okay.

Take the percussion. I will play the tune.

Very well.

Sit down on the floor. Pay obeisances to the instrument before you begin.

- Greetings!

Come down, quickly!

Come on. Sit down.

Uncle Pappi, what is the matter?

Listen carefully. It is a situation where something is announced.

You love me and I love you! - Oh, no!

Try to understand. And my father is the villain of the piece.

He is standing in your way. That is the situation.

The funny fact is the poor uncle hasn't an idea of what is going on.

The poor fellow is even playing second fiddle to us. Isn't that so?

You describe it well.

Shall we start? - Yes.

This family is too much!

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I have been restless for your love.

Only I know what I am going through.

I have been restless for your love.

Only I know what I am going through.

You heave a sigh in secret and so do I.

You heave a sigh in secret and so do I.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

Now, I am not afraid and neither is there any trouble.

It is God's kindness you are sitting in front of me.

Now, I am not afraid and neither is there any trouble.

It is God's kindness you are sitting in front of me.

Neither are you afraid nor am I.

Neither are you afraid nor am I.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I was decorating the eggplants.

How much? - Rs. 100.

What? - Rs. 100.

Rs. 100? It is pretty cheap.

Aren't you the one who is working in Mr. Dinanath's house?

Yes. And greetings to you.

You should rather kill yourself under the bus on the street.

What nonsense! Why should I die? You should rather kill yourself!

You will not understand this, yet. I used to work there, you see.

I lost half my weight working for them.

You should be ashamed of yourself for saying such things against him.

You should be grateful to the ones who fed you.

Sure! All they fed me were crumbs.

And now I am as thin as a reed!

They'd suck a man dry!

May they be struck down by..

An aircraft, do you mean? - Oh yes! May them be bombed!

And the plague be upon them. May they die like rats!

Are you cursing them? - Yes!

You are hitting me!

Another word against Mr. Dinanath or his family, and I will thrash you.

How many more people are you going to bash up?

Saw what I did to him? And who might you be?

Even I happen to be related to that family.

How come?

I am Shanno's husband. - Is it?

Hear that? - Clear off.

I am Sunil. - I see.

So you are the one for whom Shanno is pining away!

Not at all. She'd rather be waiting for me to kick the bucket!

Not at all. And you are insulting her feelings for you.

Nonsense!

She isn't likely to shed even a tear after I am dead and gone.

That isn't true. At times, she is so sad that she will not even eat!

But I am a mere servant. I shouldn't be saying all this.

Just a minute, mister. - What is it?

Is that true? Does she still love me?

I really think that you should take her away.

What did you say your name is? - I am Raju.

I have sworn not to enter that house ever again.

You needn't. I will bring her out for you. And you can take her away.

Would that be okay? - According to me, it is.

Ms. Shanno, good afternoon. - Good afternoon.

I happened to meet Mr. Sunil today.

Which Sunil? - Mr. Sunil, your husband.

Do not even remind me of him! - But he wept for you.

Is it? No, he wouldn't give a damn even if I died!

How could you say such a thing? He has been pining away for you.

Is that so? Now tell me, how do you happen to know him?

That last servant in here.. What was his name? - Babu.

Yes, Babu. This fellow was criticising you.

And Mr. Sunil accosted him for speaking ill of you.

I can't believe that! Are you lying to me?

Why am I saying all this? - Oh, no! Wait a minute!

I know that you'd never tell a lie! What else did he say?

Who said what? - Sunil!

Sunil, the poor fellow!

When he heard me say that I

work in here he wept his heart out.

He was inconsolable.

He asked me how you have been keeping.

If he is pining away for me, why doesn't he take me away from here?

But he has sworn it by you, not to step inside this house.

Can't he meet me some place outside this house? Can't he take me home?

That is it!

That is just why he has asked you to meet him in Juhu today.

I'd rather say that you patched it up, right away.

Hail Maharashtra!

Shanno?

It is been a few days without me. You are already toeing the line.

You fought before leaving me.

You sounded as if you'd never see me again.

And you have already started pining away for me!

Was it me who was pining? Didn't you call me here to take me home?

Did I call you here? Oh, no! You did!

You called me! - You did!

Quiet! For God's sake!

It is just as well that you came by. Tell us, who called whom over here.

Why spoil the fun over such trivial issue?

You lied to me!

A lie which helps build a home isn't a lie, at all!

Must I take lessons from a lowly servant?

Do not you dare call him a servant!

Did that hurt, dear? - No. You go on.

Do you know who he is? - Who?

He is Rajesh, the only son of Mr. Dhanraj, the business tycoon.

Greetings. - Greetings.

Meena and Rajesh are in love. - Greetings.

But Daddy will not concede to it. - Greetings.

He is posing as a servant in the household to win over my father.

Greetings!

You have helped me see things in a new light, my friend. - How come?

If a millionaire can work as a servant for the sake of love

why can't I help my wife with household chores for her love?

Right! - Now listen.

Tell that old fool that my wife isn't going back there ever again!

Shanno, let's go! - Wait a moment, Mr. Sunil.

What is it?

Here's a present from me. Cook it yourselves. And share it with love.

Goodbye. - Best of luck, Raju. Very sweet boy!

She is through. But where does that leave me?

Your uncle is here. - Uncle? Did I ever have one?

He is with Grandpa. Go and see him. - With grandpa? Really?

Here comes Raju. Your uncle is here.

How are you doing, dear? - Hello, Uncle!

How are you my child? - Uncle!

You are grey all over! Have you been using a detergent in the bath?

No. I missed you so much that I have greyed all over.

Your nephew is perfect at work. He has won everyone's hearts.

That is why he is here to win over hearts.

What do you mean? - It is a servant's duty to win his master's heart.

- He is the hero in this house.

He is the hero everywhere. - Grandpa!

May I go out with my uncle? - Sure, go ahead.

Come along, Uncle. - Greetings.

Come on, give this to me. Just give it to me.

Oh, my God!

It is been so long since I ate food cooked by someone else.

I have forgotten this way of life.

I haven't yet savoured your cooking. - Yes.

Where do you think you are going? - Inside.

For supper, you see. - Try the kiosks on the pavement.

A case of mistaken identity. This man here is Mr. Dhanraj.

The name is of no consequence unless the man doesn't have cash.

Now, get lost.

You look tough. But I can thrash you.

And I can retaliate. - Let me show you how to!

To hell with you! - No fighting!

He is talking nonsense! - Do not argue with him.

He is a teacher.

He just taught us that people are respected for their wealth.

Tell me, how long is this play-acting going to go on?

I hate every moment of this, Dad.

Leave me! Help! - That is Dimple!

Let go! Help!

Let me go! Who are you all?

Let me go! Help!

Wait here. I will be back.

Let me go! Help me!

Raju!

Let me go!

Mister, where are you going?

Let me go!

Stop! Where are you taking her? Please let her go.

Get lost!

Oh, no! I won't! And remember that Gandhiji had denounced violence.

He also asked you to offer your right cheek to

anyone who strikes you on the left. Remember that?

Yes, you are right.

If you let the girl go, I will offer my right cheek.

Now lay off and relax.

How could I? It was Nehru who said that to relax is a waste.

Looks like we might have to fix this fellow.

Do you know what Shakespeare said?

A woman is like the fragrance of a flower.

She may never be forced.

A difference of preferences, you see.

You love fragrances. We prefer force.

Enough is enough.

Let me tell you what another great man had once said.

Know what Subhash Chandra Bose said?

Subhash Chandra Bose said, 'Give me blood. And I will give you freedom.

That is what I am telling you.

Give me blood. And I shall give you freedom!

What are you up to?

Please forgive me!

Better late than never. But never so late at night!

I am sorry. - You must be.

Is it you? - Yes.

But no one at home must know.

Okay? Now come on follow me.

What are you doing in the kitchen? - I have made breakfast for grandpa.

Well done!

Raju! Where is my breakfast? - Coming up!

Go on. - Why do not you serve him?

I? - Oh, yes! Go on!

Grandpa, here's breakfast.

How come you have got me breakfast? - I made it myself, grandpa.

What are you saying?

I am so happy to know that!

I am glad!

Is Raju a policeman? He has straightened out everyone!

I just do not understand.

Swing your arms while you walk. - How?

This way. Swing your arms. It'll strengthen your heart.

Long strides refresh the brain.

The arms are okay. My legs ache so! - I will massage your legs.

Swing the arms for a healthy heart. Long strides to refresh the brain.

I see. - Walking revitalises the system.

How do we handle Kapoor and Kapoor? - Forget it.

Kapoor, is out of the list.

Kapoor is away.

What about Sharma and Sharma?

That is a nice way to walk it out.

He is a shameless fellow! - Sir, that..

Shut up.

Catch him!

Not me. Catch that old man! - Whom?

Him! He is the one who doused me in muck! Catch him!

You old fogey!

Can you get hold of a dog from someone?

What for? - To turn the dog loose on him!

Why worry? I am your dog! Just shoo me on.

Shoo! Raju! - Just see how I bite him!

Watch your tongue! Else..

You are my father!

I mean to say that he is old as my father.

He is a sinner! Kill him!

What did you say? I will rip you apart!

You are speaking quite disrespectfully with him.

No respects to a scavenger! Just bash him up!

Do you expect my son to bash me up?

What? - Meaning that he is just old enough to be my son.

Take me on! I will smash your nose! - Don't!

I am tying to patch things up! And you insist on fighting it out!

What? - I mean to say that..

If you do not scram till I count.. - Get lost!

...If you do not go away, I will!

I will count till 3. One! - One!

One.

Two! - Two!

Two-and-a-quarter! - Two-fifteen! - Sir!

What the hell? - Let's get out of here!

Have you gone out of your mind? - He might run away!

Two-and-a-half! - Two-thirty!

All right! I am leaving! But I will fix you sometime!

Two-and-three-quarters! - A quarter-to-three!

He ran off at a quarter-to-three! That was a good lesson!

A quarter-to-three!

Men will do anything for love!

But none has ever bitten his father like a dog for the sake of love.

Shame on me!

Meena, look what your love has made me.

Sometimes, I am a dog and other times, I am a cheat.

I love you, Meena.

I have run away with you from your house.

I have run away with you from your house.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

I have run away with you from my house.

I have run away with you from my house.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

He is cruel. He is an oppressor. He is an enemy of love.

He will never allow you to become my bride.

He is cruel. He is an oppressor. He is an enemy of love.

He will never allow me to become your bride.

We will get married far away from the city.

We will get married far away from the city.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

He will take me away and lock me in a room.

He will not like if we meet.

He will take me away and lock me in a room.

He will not like if we meet.

My heart starts to beat faster just hearing such a thing.

My heart starts to beat faster just hearing such a thing.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

I have run away with you from your house.

I have run away with you from my house.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

Raju, get up. - Who is that?

Get up! - Who is it?

Beg your pardon, ma'am! I just fell asleep.

Now get out of that sleep and get this house in order.

Cook a sumptuous meal.

People are coming to see Meena for a marriage alliance.

Oh, no! Everyday there is a new problem!

Meena might have lost her parents.

But we saw to it that she never missed them.

Yes. - It is true.

I love Meena more than I love Dimple.

I say, if Meena goes away from this

house then this house will lose its sheen.

I say that my niece is so talented it is as if

God created her using the finest of melodies!

And about that, I am not joking!

Words aren't enough to praise the lady.

She is God-fearing, the incarnation of the Goddess of Fortune!

She'll surely light up lives in the family she will enter.

Please help yourselves.

First the parents and then the son.

Please have it. - Yes.

Thank you. - The Samosas are delicious!

Meena must have made these. - No. Raju has made those.

Really? - Yes.

Please have some, ma'am. - You cook very well.

I am quite good at concoctions. - Paro.

Ask Meena to serve the tea.

Why must Ms. Meena serve tea? I will fetch it.

Excuse me. Excuse me, please.

Give it to me.

What are you doing? Meena will serve the tea.

Why trouble her? I will serve it.

What a fool! Do not you understand?

What? - Try to understand, Raju.

Serve the tea. - All right.

You are looking gorgeous!

Listen.

Go on.

Listen.

Go on.

Listen, serve it with a smile.

We like her. And we do not want any dowry.

But we would like to have your servant Raju as a wedding gift.

You may have any or all of my 3 sons. And I will not regret it.

But not Raju.

But father.. - No way!

Oh, no! What have you done? - It is okay. It is okay.

Forgive me! - Never mind. The colour looks nice, too!

Take him to the wash basin. - Yes. Please come.

I will treat you to tea later. The tea spilled.

Please come.

I'd like to tell you something. - Go on.

I am in love with someone.

He loves me dearly.

He is going through many hardships for my sake.

If he can't marry me, he will die!

If I can't marry him, I will die!

For God's sake, please refuse to marry me!

Please!

Okay. Okay.

I liked you.

But, the way you spoke has touched my heart.

And I am sure that the man you want is a worthy one.

Smile. Smile please.

Greetings.

Worthy, I am!

I am late again!

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

Good morning, sir. - Yes.

Mr. Vidya Nath?

Good morning, sir. - Good morning.

So you are here finally! And a full 20 minutes late.

I am helpless. I stay so far away. I have to switch buses twice over.

Here, take this.

You needn't change buses twice over. And you can take it easy.

What are these? - Your transfer orders.

The government has merely transferred you.

Had I owned this college, I'd have fired you, long ago.

Please speak softly. What would the students think of me if they heard?

What? Had you cared about that, you would've been punctual.

Sir, I am sorry. Please stop the transfer!

Even if it could be stopped, I wouldn't allow it.

That is the end of my dreams!

What is it?

Are you all right? - I have been transferred to Kolhapur!

Lovely! We can get away from the hassles over here.

Must you always talk silly!

If we go away to Kolhapur, Jeevan will usurp this house!

Forget your woes! Try some snacks and tea instead.

I do not want anything! - Relax! Enjoy the snack.

I will stop that transfer. - Can you stop the transfer?

I will. - How?

Can you spare 200 bucks? - What for?

He asks too many questions. - Give it to him.

A black hen, 4 limes, vermilion, a cotton doll and a kite's feather!

After collecting these articles and a skull of a man who died recently.

I will work a black magic spell to stop your transfer and save you.

A dead man's skull? Where did you learn black magic?

An employer kicked me out at 2 a.m.

after I had served him for 6 months. - Who? - Manoj Kumar!

I had no place to go.

So, I went to a crematorium.

I met a voodoo veteran there. I learnt the art for 6 months.

I can kill or mutilate anyone.

And I can perform all kinds of magic.

I can even ruin anyone with a whiff of black breath.

Look after him, dear.

Make sure not to displease him. - Yes, all right.

What is up? Why are you so disturbed?

Not a single insurer in 6 months!

The boss has given me an ultimatum.

If I am not able to secure an insurer, then he'll fire me!

Forget your woes. Try this snack instead.

Excuse me. Now show me your palm. Sit down.

What a beautiful line!

Goodness! What is this? - What is it?

Such a horrible thing!

But you will not do what I will ask you to do.

It is no use. - No! Wait!

Listen to me!

Saturn is malefic. You must pray to Lord Bajrangbali everyday.

You must stay away from your wife for a week. Complete abstinence.

What was it about a week? - Must you interfere when men speak?

The prayers are fine. But a week-long abstinence..

It is all part of the ritual. You must observe it.

Raju, how come you know so much about palmistry? - Yes.

I worked for two years for a famous astrologer.

I have been juggling stars and planets all my life.

Hello, everyone!

Be seated. I am not used to being respected anymore.

Hi, mister. How are you?

Be seated! Do not embarrass me anymore!

Hi, Dad.

Welcome, son!

Oh, my God. - Tea?

It is been ages since somebody else brewed tea for me!

Careful, sip that slowly.

Are you tying to sell vegetables? - It is a long story, Dad.

Jeevan likes ladyfingers. Pappi loves gourds.

I will cook a sweet dish for Meena. And a spicy eggplant for grandpa.

Mention that old fogey and I will box your face.

But I am his loyal servant. - What about loyalty to me?

There's something special about this new-found loyalty!

The newfangled loyalty, indeed! - There's something important.

You must ask the education minister to stop Mr. Vidyanath's transfer.

It'll be done. Do not do that, the old man grills me for the accounts.

Just a carrot! - No! He keeps grilling me!

Take that and follow me.

Father, I am in a hurry. I am going. Okay?

Just a carrot!

Has everyone here bought life insurance?

Even if you do, buy policies worth 200,000 each from Mr. Jeevan Nath.

The company will pay the premium. - Why must I pay that?

For a carrot of course! Carrots are good for health!

Eat a carrot and keep yourself healthy.

Hello, Mr. Vidyanath! Here you are! I have been waiting for you!

Did you send a peon asking me to see you with the transfer order?

What is it, sir? - Forget it all!

There goes the transfer order!

But the transfer to Kolhapur..

Who is letting you go to Kolhapur?

This college takes pride in having you!

Good, Lord! This is a miracle!

God has nothing to do with this. You have worked the miracle!

Have I?

- Yes! Why didn't you tell me that you are related to the Minister for Education?

The Education Minister! A relative of mine?

Of course! He came here personally to revoke your transfer order.

Himself! - Yes!

Greetings, sir. - Greetings.

These people are here to buy life insurance policies. - Shinde.

Why do not you ask a few of them to buy policies from me?

They are waiting for you.

They insist on buying policies from you.

What? Is that true?

Of course! Now get to work. I will send them in one by one.

Looks like Raju's formula worked!

You love me and I love you.

You love me and I love you.

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you." - Wonderful!

You love me and I love you." - Well done!

I proclaim my love for you.

You love me and I love you.

That was great!

You love me and I love you.

Wonderful, Mr. Pappi! - Thank you.

When did you compose that tune? - On my way here.

Do you like it? - Very well.

Who wrote the lyrics?

I did. But you may give the credit to anyone you want to.

I only want to score the music.

You are not only a good musician. You are a good person, too.

Thank you, sir. - Here's your cheque.

Oh! Thank you, sir.

When are we having the next sitting?

I will deposit this cheque tomorrow. It will be en-cashed the day after.

Day-after-tomorrow, I will appoint a secretary. You can speak to him.

Hey!

What are you doing?

The sight of you sends me in raptures!

Come on. Let's work on this together!

Let go! Someone might see us!

No one will see us. Women in this house do not come to the kitchen.

What are you doing?

I am teaching your aunt how to slice vegetables.

Now this is how you hold it. And that is how you slice them.

And that is done with so much love! Will you serve us food as lovingly?

One of these days, I will surely give you a special treat.

This smells delicious! Are we having a feast today?

Not a feast. But you should eat something special once in awhile.

We surely should.

But, it seems that something special is coming up.

It does seem so.

Something tells me that something good is going to happen today.

May your words come true!

Laxmi!

Where are you?

What happened? - A miracle! My transfer is revoked!

Raju! Your magic spell worked! My transfer has been revoked!

The Minister of Education came personally to revoke my transfer.

Just imagine what my reputation is like!

I know what your reputation is like!

90% of your students failed last year.

Had I been in charge, I would have sacked you! He talks of reputation!

Handle him, will you? - Get out of here!

I have done it! - What?

I struck pay-dirt!

I insured all of 40 people today!

40 policies! - That is worth 8 million!

40 policies sold at a time! It is a record for our company!

Really? - Yes! - Let's go upstairs!

The Lord be praised! - Did you see what misers they are?

They never even bothered to carry a box of sweets home.

Had their mother been alive, she would've died of shock!

Did you see? No one's happy that I am not transferred.

And my father riles me!

Everyone is rejoicing for Jeevan!

They are jealous of our happiness.

You are wrong, ma'am.

Do you know who was instrumental in stopping the transfer?

Who was it? - Mr. Jeevan.

What has Jeevan got to do with my transfer?

I have no idea. But I heard him speaking to someone over the phone.

He was telling him that my brother is in trouble.

Please stop his transfer anyhow. I request you. I beg of you.

I have never seen a brother care so much.

I hide the sweets away. Else, the box would've been snatched.

You did the right thing. And you are a rich man, too!

And you are a rich man's wife!

Mr. Vidyanath has the first right to the sweets.

Offer him first.

How am I concerned about him?

Are you not concerned?

I have heard him pleading to a businessman.

He requested the businessman to have his workers insured by you.

Else, you would have lost your job!

And you ask me how you are concerned!

Is that true?

I have never seen such love for a brother!

I can't hold back my tears!

Brother! So it was you! - Jeevan!

Don't!

I..

Here, have a sweet.

Here's one for you. - After you.

Dad! - Dad!

Have a sweet! - Have a sweet!

No. I have diabetes.

Come on, Dad!

Just a little bit. - And a little bit from me.

Any plans for feeding me to death? - None at all!

Bless my teacher! I have a great news!

Watch your head. Else, I will miss the news!

I have been made a music director! I sang the duet you composed for him!

Guess what he did? He embraced me!

Ketan Desai! - Yes!

And he embraced you, is it? - Yes!

This is the real good news! - Oh, yes. It is.

Who is Ketan Desai? - A textile magnate.

I see! God must have sent us all the happiness in the world.

Should I dance as gracefully as they dance in UP?

Should I dance as gracefully as they dance in UP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

Should I dance as gracefully as they dance in UP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance like a hero and I

will also make you dance with me.

I will dance like a hero and I

will also make you dance with me.

Should I dance as gracefully as they dance in UP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

So much happiness has come after such a long time.

So much happiness has come after such a long time.

Look, my walk has started to become tipsy.

Look, my walk has started to become tipsy.

Should I move with as much style as the women in MP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

Should I move with as much style as the women in MP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance like a hero and I will also make you dance with me.

I will dance like a hero and I

will also make you dance with me.

Why you look at me in secret?

Why you look at me in secret?

As if a lightning shines in the clouds.

As if a lightning shines in the clouds.

Should I dance as they dance in Mumbai?

Or should I dance like a hero?

Should I dance as they dance in Mumbai?

Or should I dance like a hero?

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance like a hero and I

will also make you dance with me.

I will dance like a hero

and I will also make you dance with me.

Please somebody tie the nuptial chaplet to my head.

Please somebody tie the nuptial chaplet to my head.

Please somebody introduce me to my future wife.

Please somebody introduce me to my future wife.

Should I play the drums as they do in Delhi?

Or should I dance like a hero?

Should I play the drums as they do in Delhi?

Or should I dance like a hero?

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance, Oh, darling. I will dance.

I will dance like a hero and I

will also make you dance with me.

I will dance like a hero and I will also make you dance with me.

Should I dance as gracefully as they dance in UP?

Or should I dance like a hero?

Dad?

What are you doing here so late at night?

I was missing you.

How sweet!

Come to the front door. I will open it for you.

All right.

Come..

Come, Dad!

You shouldn't have come here so late at night.

You might have forgotten the day today.

But, could a father forget his son's birthday?

Oh my, God! It is my birthday!

Bless me, Dad. - May you live long.

You were born exactly at 12:01 a.m. on 14th of August. Today's the day.

I have brought a cake for you.

Here you are.

Should I get the kitchen knife? - Not the knife. Use your finger.

Cut it! - It is all right, Dad.

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday..

And a cake for my child!

Raju forgot to lock the door.

This must be the bad influence of my sons.

Get up in the middle of the night to lock doors!

And then be up early to unlock the doors!

With 3 sons around the house, I am still relegated to guard duty.

What a life!

Goodness! The old man just locked us in!

What am I to do now? - Wait for the milkman.

You can't leave before morning.

Till then, let's celebrate my birthday!

How's the idea?

Happy Birthday to you!

Thief!

What happened?

Sounds like there is a problem out there.

Why do not you hide behind the refrigerator?

Let me find out what is wrong. Go on, hide.

Where the hell is everyone? Morons! There's a thief!

What happened?

He cleaned out my safe! I am ruined!

Who? - A thief! Cleaned the safe!

Do you suspect anyone?

Had he given us our share of the family jewels, some of it could've been saved!

- Of course!

The jewellery I wore the other day

would've been safe had I not returned it to him!

Shut up! How selfish can you be! Stop cribbing about your losses!

One of you could at least call the police! Raju? - Yes.

Have you ever served in a policeman's house?

Yes, I have. And that is why I will advise you not to call the police!

The police are dangerous. They'll even beat up members of the family.

Let them beat these fellows up! I want my stuff back! That is all.

Will you have your children beaten up for the sake of money?

To hell with them! It is a good excuse anyway! Call the cops.

Come in, Inspector.

What an unfortunate thing to happen!

All gone! A lifetime of savings! My father's legacy! Family heirlooms!

Do not worry. Do you suspect anyone?

These people are members of the family. How can I suspect anyone?

Who is he? - He is a trusted servant.

I can suspect my sons but not him. Do not worry. - So sweet.

But he doesn't look like a servant.

A matter of lineage, you see.

You speak, too much. - There is freedom of speech.

You are impertinent, too.

Get me a glass of water.

A glass of water. - I will get it.

Be seated.

The thief!

The thief!

The thief!

The thief is in there. - Where?

Behind the kitchen closet! - Please take a look.

May I take a look? - Wait right here.

Do not go in there. He might have a weapon! - Not even a nail-cutter.

Raju's uncle!

I get it! The uncle and the nephew burgle houses!

in someone you do not even know. You can see that for yourself, Dad.

Father, can you ever find a servant who takes just

Rs. 300 as salary in the days of such high inflation?

I knew something was amiss with his gift of the gab.

But who could ever speak up to your father?

Uncle, these people are getting more and more disrespectful.

Before things get worse, we should get out of here.

Stop!

Is this how you repay my love and my trust?

Take them away! - Come along.

Stop!

This is the limit! I can't take it anymore.

Meena!

What kind of a person are you?

None of them understand how we love each other!

Have you gone out of your mind? - Yes! I have gone mad!

Your hollow principles, fake ideals

and obstinacy are driving me mad!

You call this man a thief!

Do you know who he is?

No! Don't! - I must! Let me say it!

He is Mr. Dhanraj

and this is his son, Rajesh.

He is the one I am in love with.

Just because you are stubborn!

Rajesh is surrounded by servants in his house.

And here he is, working as a servant in our household.

And he does it for the sake of my love!

And he did it to win your hearts.

Had he wanted to, we could have eloped.

But he never did that.

You think he is a thief! But he is the one who stopped your transfer.

And you were happy for the policies you sold, right?

Rajesh did it for you.

He paid his employees to buy policies from you.

And who saved Dimple from the goons? Ask her!

Had Raju not helped her, Dimple wouldn't have been alive.

Enough. Say no more.

Mr. Dinanath, if my son has erred unwittingly, I apologise for him.

No! Do not apologise for me. You have done enough for me.

No father would do what you have done for me!

Enough is enough.

I have received a lot of love from your family.

I apologise if I have ever cooked anything badly.

I know that most people here love me. In fact everyone here loves me.

He loves me, too. But he is creating a scene over this.

But please do not speak ill about my love for Meena. I will not like it.

Let's leave, Dad.

I will get up at 7 o'clock sharp.

I will eat my breakfast at 8 o'clock.

And I will go to office at 9 o'clock.

I love you.

Let's go.

It is past 7!

What is the matter? I was seeing such a lovely dream!

What was it?

That you and Meena have married.

I saw that I'd become a grandfather of a dozen! I am playing with them!

That was in the dream. And what do you find now that you are awake?

Just you and me. That is the stark reality.

It is 7 now. Breakfast at 8. And we leave for work at 9. Now get up.

Yes, Dad.

Come on, Dad! - Coming!

Dad! - I am coming!

You are late!

I am coming! I am ready. I am sorry. I am sorry.

Dad, you are five minutes late.

In the future it will not be repeated. - I do not like it.

Okay, you are forgiven. You can sit.

Yes.

Why are you staring at me?

I know you are hurt deep down inside.

Inside the lungs? Or is it inside the intestines?

In your heart.

If you want me to, I can apologise to Mr. Dinanath.

No way! You aren't going to see that obstinate old man.

Why should you?

Besides, how deep is this relationship with Meena?

She is just a stranger with whom I had a brief affair.

Falling in and out of love is part of life. These things happen.

But you are my father. And you are my mother.

And a brother. And a friend!

Is it worth leaving so many people for the sake of a girl?

If you do not sit in the car right now, I am dumping you.

Will you sit or not? - Oh, yes.

Come on. Come on, my Father.

Look at this! And do not stare!

Want me to fix the old man? - Shut up.

I just thought it'd please you. - Really? How about pleasing you?

Do what you want. I do not care. - Very well. Just watch this.

I had smeared you with muck.

Now you have smeared me. That settles scores.

Something still remains unsettled.

Come here.

Raju, come here.

That settles the score. - Thank you.

Have you gone out of your mind? Give her that hand!

What is up? - Hold his hand.

Forget the hands. That is what you do!

She is marrying her servant!

Had I not left the job or burgled the

house the girl would've been mine!

The two old fools! There they are.

Hi Raju! Didn't I tell you that Raju hails from a good family?

I had smelt that something was amiss with them!

You never had the time for it. I had told you about them.

I knew every secret there was! - Now that is the truth.

This is the right choice, baby! - Oh, yes!

Look at that! - What?

The End! - Oh, yes!

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

You are mine..

You are my, hero number one!

Your heart is so admirable, just like gold.

Listen to what my heartbeat wants to say.

I am yours..

I am your, hero number one!

I am yours..

I am your, hero number one!

I have run away with you from your house.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

I will take you away from everybody's evil eyes.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

Because I fear your dad. I fear your dad.

I have run away with you from my house.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.

Because I fear my dad. I fear my dad.