Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:30,919
Babe!
2
00:04:31,053 --> 00:04:33,555
I thought you
weren't touching yourself?
3
00:04:33,689 --> 00:04:36,357
So what's this for?
4
00:04:39,260 --> 00:04:41,130
Babe, what
are you talking about?
5
00:04:41,262 --> 00:04:43,431
That's for my skin.
6
00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:47,236
It's got friggin' SPF in
it. I'm on the field for hours
7
00:04:47,401 --> 00:04:49,748
during practice and games. You
could you imagine what my skin
8
00:04:49,772 --> 00:04:52,241
would look like if I didn't
take take care of it, baby.
9
00:04:52,574 --> 00:04:54,076
It's part of my regimen.
10
00:04:54,610 --> 00:04:57,079
Oh my God, you wore it.
11
00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:03,152
Yeah. Yeah,
12
00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:05,053
I know what my guy likes.
13
00:05:05,821 --> 00:05:08,590
How
about I help you out.
14
00:05:08,724 --> 00:05:09,925
Yes.
15
00:05:17,966 --> 00:05:18,966
Come here.
16
00:05:23,772 --> 00:05:26,141
Oh, ok.
17
00:05:31,445 --> 00:05:32,648
God damnit, Mom!
18
00:05:32,781 --> 00:05:35,184
God, I told you to knock!
19
00:05:35,316 --> 00:05:39,988
If you don't want me barging
in, lock your door.
20
00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:42,157
Your door has a lock on it?
21
00:05:43,225 --> 00:05:47,930
Well. Yeah honey, Rustin
and Melanie are downstairs.
22
00:05:48,063 --> 00:05:49,463
Would you like
me to invite them up?
23
00:05:49,565 --> 00:05:51,465
Oh, shit!
24
00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,570
What's up guys?
25
00:05:55,838 --> 00:05:57,706
Sorry Mrs. Banks.
26
00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:01,910
Oh shit, you guys were
27
00:06:02,044 --> 00:06:04,012
playing dress up
when your mom walked in.
28
00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,815
Oh and a cheerleader outfit,
very nice.
29
00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,084
How'd the audition go?
30
00:06:09,218 --> 00:06:11,687
Can I get you guys anything?
31
00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:15,190
Bye, Sarah.
32
00:06:15,557 --> 00:06:17,492
Fuck, your mom's hot, dude.
33
00:06:17,626 --> 00:06:19,127
We should get a picture of this.
34
00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:23,031
Ok, alright, and then I want my
35
00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:26,735
chin to look better so just
alright and uh Mel if you could
36
00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:28,604
lay across the
front of us, you know?
37
00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:30,539
Go fuck yourself Rustin.
38
00:06:30,672 --> 00:06:32,207
You
already took 30 pictures before
39
00:06:32,341 --> 00:06:34,853
we even got up the driveway. I'm
trying to be present in my life
40
00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:37,145
not document it
for a bunch of internet pervs.
41
00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,714
I'm sorry about that, babe.
42
00:06:38,847 --> 00:06:39,548
Ready?
43
00:06:39,681 --> 00:06:41,216
Nice.
44
00:06:41,350 --> 00:06:43,886
I get it. If my parents lived
45
00:06:44,019 --> 00:06:45,821
close to
campus I'd still be there.
46
00:06:45,954 --> 00:06:49,524
It beats the life of crippling
debt I'll amount between dorm
47
00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:51,493
costs and tuition by
the time we graduate.
48
00:06:54,029 --> 00:06:57,332
Chelsea posted a pic of the
Aggie Press review of Hairspray.
49
00:06:57,465 --> 00:07:00,736
Oh, she's a bitch! I was
supposed to have that part.
50
00:07:02,571 --> 00:07:04,573
Didn't you
like miss the audition?
51
00:07:05,173 --> 00:07:08,944
You know if I can speak
as the only working actor here,
52
00:07:09,077 --> 00:07:12,848
60% of great
acting is great hair, but
53
00:07:12,981 --> 00:07:15,517
the other 30% is
just showing up on time.
54
00:07:15,651 --> 00:07:16,952
Working actor?
55
00:07:17,085 --> 00:07:20,956
You landed one
non-union anti vaping commercial
56
00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:24,059
for a $500 buy out, and
now you're a working actor?
57
00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:30,332
It's my
life, and my lungs, and it's
58
00:07:30,464 --> 00:07:33,702
just not cool. Escape the vape.
59
00:07:34,569 --> 00:07:36,505
Your sister scares me bro.
60
00:07:36,638 --> 00:07:37,839
You have no idea.
61
00:07:41,576 --> 00:07:43,145
What the fuck.
62
00:07:44,413 --> 00:07:46,691
Ok guys, check this out. This is
that haunted corn maze thing in
63
00:07:46,715 --> 00:07:48,417
Davis Jamie Solis
was telling me about it.
64
00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:50,619
Yeah, it's
Fright Farm or something.
65
00:07:50,752 --> 00:07:53,021
We should
totally do this!
66
00:07:53,755 --> 00:07:56,158
I don't know. I
don't like the weird people
67
00:07:56,291 --> 00:07:57,592
touching you and shit.
68
00:07:57,726 --> 00:07:59,795
Seriously lotion boy?
69
00:07:59,928 --> 00:08:01,129
What else are we gonna do?
70
00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:02,898
Movie.
71
00:08:03,031 --> 00:08:05,867
Can we just do something
different for a change?
72
00:08:07,135 --> 00:08:08,135
Well, what do you mean?
73
00:08:09,104 --> 00:08:10,906
All we do is
either have someone buy us beer
74
00:08:11,039 --> 00:08:13,442
or go somewhere and play
drinking games. I mean, come on.
75
00:08:13,575 --> 00:08:16,244
Or we go to
the movies, or dinner.
76
00:08:16,378 --> 00:08:18,013
Ok, well it's a small town, it's
77
00:08:18,146 --> 00:08:19,982
not my fault we
are limited on options.
78
00:08:20,115 --> 00:08:23,018
We should totally do
this! It's only an hour away!
79
00:08:23,151 --> 00:08:25,253
Rustin
wants to, don't you.
80
00:08:26,021 --> 00:08:29,925
No. No I
don't think we should.
81
00:08:30,926 --> 00:08:31,926
Why?
82
00:08:31,994 --> 00:08:34,296
You guys, that place is bad,
83
00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:38,266
like very bad.
84
00:08:42,971 --> 00:08:45,073
People really got killed there.
85
00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:47,809
Nice try Macbeth!
86
00:08:47,943 --> 00:08:49,778
See
this is why you never get cast.
87
00:08:49,911 --> 00:08:51,880
Shut up Melanie! You
don't know! There's a lot of
88
00:08:52,014 --> 00:08:54,883
reasons I never get cast.
89
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,085
It's true.
90
00:08:58,587 --> 00:09:00,889
Ok so like 15 years ago,
91
00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:04,926
before it was a haunt, this
satanic clan broke into one of
92
00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:07,429
the cornfields
and they set up this altar.
93
00:09:07,562 --> 00:09:09,731
They kidnapped a local
virgin girl and
94
00:09:09,865 --> 00:09:11,299
offered her up as sacrifice by
95
00:09:12,502 --> 00:09:16,104
systematically dissecting
her while she was still alive.
96
00:09:16,705 --> 00:09:20,909
By the time the cops got there,
the only thing left was this 11
97
00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:23,287
inch piece on her skin that
looked like it had been peeled
98
00:09:23,311 --> 00:09:25,480
off by some kind of
potato peeler or something.
99
00:09:25,614 --> 00:09:28,717
You are so full of shit.
100
00:09:28,850 --> 00:09:30,952
Fuck you.
It's true. It was on the news!
101
00:09:31,086 --> 00:09:33,321
The killer shot a
video and everything. Crazy.
102
00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:35,424
Let me see. Give it.
103
00:09:35,557 --> 00:09:36,557
Ok, here, look.
104
00:09:36,591 --> 00:09:37,726
Give it.
105
00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,596
I'll be right there.
106
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,638
Rustin! God damn it!
107
00:09:49,771 --> 00:09:52,908
Alright, you little
bitches better sack up
108
00:09:53,041 --> 00:09:54,218
because we
are totally doing this.
109
00:09:54,242 --> 00:09:55,242
Whoa, Hey!
110
00:09:55,343 --> 00:09:57,679
Oh if
you're scared I totally get it.
111
00:09:57,813 --> 00:09:59,414
Shut up Melanie,
you know I'm not scared!
112
00:09:59,549 --> 00:10:01,483
I was the only one
at Brandon's 10th birthday to
113
00:10:01,616 --> 00:10:02,794
watch
all the Nightmare on Elm Streets
114
00:10:02,818 --> 00:10:04,119
and not even cover my eyes once.
115
00:10:05,754 --> 00:10:07,222
Whatever. I am in.
116
00:10:07,355 --> 00:10:08,875
You know,
guys please. Let's not be the
117
00:10:08,990 --> 00:10:10,560
group that all
does the "I'm in thing."
118
00:10:10,692 --> 00:10:12,970
I don't know. I am pretty sure
my girlfriend dressed up in this
119
00:10:12,994 --> 00:10:14,154
nice cheerleader outfit to...
120
00:10:14,229 --> 00:10:17,099
you know.
I'm pretty sure I'm in.
121
00:10:21,236 --> 00:10:23,004
Alright,
fuck! Fine, you guys want to
122
00:10:23,138 --> 00:10:25,249
hang out with a bunch of 10 year
olds, we'll go to the corn maze.
123
00:10:25,273 --> 00:10:27,776
Jesus. But
we're bringing your flask.
124
00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:29,377
Hell yeah we bring my flask.
125
00:10:34,249 --> 00:10:36,351
Not my car.
I'm low on gas.
126
00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:37,786
Yeah, and drinking.
127
00:10:38,787 --> 00:10:40,198
No, we can take
my car, but you have to drive.
128
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:41,823
What the fuck?
129
00:10:41,957 --> 00:10:43,601
Look Mel, we talked
about this. If you want to be a
130
00:10:43,625 --> 00:10:46,145
fucking nerd and not drink with
us that's fine, but you're gonna
131
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,839
have to drive.
It's the right thing to do.
132
00:10:47,863 --> 00:10:48,863
Fuck off, Rustin.
133
00:10:48,897 --> 00:10:50,031
Oh hey, can we stop by my
134
00:10:50,165 --> 00:10:51,534
house on the
way so I can change?
135
00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,235
Babe,
you know you chose to wear this.
136
00:10:53,368 --> 00:10:57,072
Excuse me? You can't
expect me to go wearing this.
137
00:10:59,207 --> 00:11:00,375
Guys, ya know.
138
00:11:00,510 --> 00:11:02,512
No. 100% you're gonna wear that.
139
00:11:02,644 --> 00:11:03,644
Melanie.
140
00:11:04,479 --> 00:11:07,583
I'm sorry,
I'm with the guys on this one,
141
00:11:07,716 --> 00:11:09,351
it's way too good to pass up.
142
00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:10,486
Hey, sack up, right?
143
00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,954
I fucking hate you guys.
144
00:11:18,793 --> 00:11:21,531
Whoa, since
when do you carry a knife?
145
00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:24,132
Ever since
the Time's Up Movement started.
146
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:27,570
If somebody fucks with me,
I am feeding them their balls.
147
00:11:28,036 --> 00:11:30,172
Jesus dude,
why are you always so angry?
148
00:11:30,305 --> 00:11:32,240
Whatever, I
think it's bad ass.
149
00:11:32,374 --> 00:11:33,374
You're awesome Mel!
150
00:11:33,441 --> 00:11:34,441
Thank you.
151
00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:36,845
You guys,
let's play a game.
152
00:11:36,978 --> 00:11:38,880
Oh yeah, how
about we play padiddle?
153
00:11:39,014 --> 00:11:40,482
What is padiddle?
154
00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:43,752
Padiddle, a game where
you see a car, the headlight is
155
00:11:43,885 --> 00:11:46,164
out, you have to be the first
person to go padiddle and if you
156
00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,557
are right, everybody in the car
157
00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,100
has to take off
an article of clothing.
158
00:11:49,124 --> 00:11:50,926
Gross, why do all your games end
159
00:11:51,059 --> 00:11:52,819
with me and my sister
getting naked together?
160
00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:57,465
Alright, let's play
two lies and a truth.
161
00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,936
Guys, let's not do the
expositional dialogue thing, ok?
162
00:12:01,069 --> 00:12:03,171
Let's just you two grope
each other in the back seat.
163
00:12:03,305 --> 00:12:05,707
We'll pretend it doesn't make us
very uncomfortable and we'll
164
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:06,942
listen to music up here and
165
00:12:07,742 --> 00:12:08,511
we'll just
we'll drive. You know?
166
00:12:08,644 --> 00:12:09,377
Well that's cool.
167
00:12:09,512 --> 00:12:10,979
Sounds good.
168
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,519
Alright everyone let's
settle down and let's get this
169
00:12:40,543 --> 00:12:43,345
safety meeting over with
so we can start our work day.
170
00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:57,058
It's another night,
and the season is almost over,
171
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:59,828
so we've
got to keep our energy levels up
172
00:12:59,961 --> 00:13:02,063
and not make any
lazy mistakes out there.
173
00:13:02,197 --> 00:13:05,367
Remember we're a small business.
174
00:13:05,501 --> 00:13:07,168
A family business.
175
00:13:07,302 --> 00:13:10,272
So we've got
to work twice as hard to beat
176
00:13:10,405 --> 00:13:13,942
those strip mall pop up
haunts that have deep pockets.
177
00:13:14,075 --> 00:13:15,343
And you
know how we beat em?
178
00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:18,246
We beat them
with our hearts and our passion.
179
00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:22,050
Because we give our
customers an amazing experience,
180
00:13:22,183 --> 00:13:26,788
and we thrive,
thrive on word of mouth.
181
00:13:28,923 --> 00:13:33,529
Now boys, the
guests in the VIP maze,
182
00:13:34,195 --> 00:13:36,298
they need special attention.
183
00:13:36,431 --> 00:13:40,335
God Damnit Andy
get off your fucking phone!
184
00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:47,409
As I was saying, if
you have any questions just
185
00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:51,846
ask your sister. And can we
just-can we try, for the love of.
186
00:13:51,980 --> 00:13:53,415
God to keep the mess down.
187
00:13:53,549 --> 00:13:55,150
Laundry ain't cheap.
188
00:13:55,483 --> 00:13:59,789
We got to keep costs
down to keep the doors open,
189
00:13:59,921 --> 00:14:01,956
to continue
your mother's legacy.
190
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:05,960
Oh, and
brother Deacon was kind enough
191
00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,929
to bake some
peanut butter delights
192
00:14:08,063 --> 00:14:09,799
so make sure you
grab one on your way out.
193
00:14:09,931 --> 00:14:11,567
Oh and Deacon,
194
00:14:11,701 --> 00:14:15,538
they are very, very good.
195
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:20,776
Ok...
196
00:14:20,909 --> 00:14:22,444
let's bring it in.
197
00:14:30,018 --> 00:14:31,687
Sweetie,
198
00:14:32,822 --> 00:14:37,225
I know you're
up there looking down upon us,
199
00:14:37,359 --> 00:14:40,862
so proud of the work we're doing
200
00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:45,200
and just know that there isn't a
201
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:47,902
day that
goes by that we don't think
202
00:14:48,036 --> 00:14:49,204
of you and miss you.
203
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,942
Sweetie, we
figured it out.
204
00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:57,445
We finally figured it out
205
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,983
and everything is
206
00:15:02,117 --> 00:15:04,018
gonna change for the better.
207
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:08,591
Your boys and little girl
208
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,226
have grown up strong.
209
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:14,229
Please watch over them
210
00:15:14,929 --> 00:15:17,566
and guide them as they
211
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,000
continue your legacy.
212
00:15:22,303 --> 00:15:26,174
Just know
that we love you and miss you.
213
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:34,884
Ok. Let's finish this.
214
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:45,427
Don't forget your two for one
215
00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:50,031
combo with any
student ID at Fear Farm!
216
00:15:57,005 --> 00:15:59,842
Alright
guys, you're not listening.
217
00:15:59,974 --> 00:16:02,143
There's already
been a famous Justin.
218
00:16:02,277 --> 00:16:04,513
There's already
been a famous Dustin
219
00:16:04,647 --> 00:16:08,049
which means the world
is ready for a famous Rustin.
220
00:16:08,183 --> 00:16:10,023
Now I'm the most
popular Rustin on social media
221
00:16:10,051 --> 00:16:11,319
by almost 200 people.
222
00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:13,988
So when that
excellent opportunity meets my
223
00:16:14,456 --> 00:16:16,300
incredible online preparation,
I'm gonna break through to the
224
00:16:16,324 --> 00:16:17,602
big screen
and when that happens,
225
00:16:17,626 --> 00:16:18,706
what are
you gonna do, dude?
226
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:20,104
Play professional soccer, ok?
227
00:16:20,128 --> 00:16:21,262
You
don't even look Italian.
228
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,964
Bro you know
what? It can happen.
229
00:16:23,097 --> 00:16:24,132
Ok? I believe it.
230
00:16:24,265 --> 00:16:25,467
Yeah, baby.
231
00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:28,002
Dude, all I'm saying is
that any day now, they're gonna
232
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:29,270
find me and they're gonna be
like oh my God, it's just what
233
00:16:29,404 --> 00:16:30,404
we've always wanted,
234
00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:32,140
another passibly handsome,
generic looking white guy.
235
00:16:32,273 --> 00:16:33,341
This is perfect.
236
00:16:34,442 --> 00:16:36,402
I'm gonna get a big
agent and it's gonna be crazy.
237
00:16:38,112 --> 00:16:39,882
Jesus, man!
238
00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:44,385
Hey aren't you the
"Escape the Vape" guy?
239
00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:47,021
Yeah.
240
00:16:47,790 --> 00:16:50,759
Yeah, come on let's
do this. Pull out your phone.
241
00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,328
What?
242
00:16:53,461 --> 00:16:54,730
Yeah, you
want a selfie, right?
243
00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,340
I'm sorry
dude, I don't do autographs.
244
00:16:56,364 --> 00:16:57,809
I don't want to
make a scene you know.
245
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:58,833
Nah, I'm good.
246
00:16:59,869 --> 00:17:02,070
I mean I'll do it. We can
use my phone if you want.
247
00:17:02,203 --> 00:17:03,603
Alright Ryan
Gosling, let's move on.
248
00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:06,341
You really think I
look like Ryan Gosling?
249
00:17:06,474 --> 00:17:07,919
I've been
doing something with my hair.
250
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,077
Absolutely not.
251
00:17:11,379 --> 00:17:13,181
I've gotta hit it
real quick before we go.
252
00:17:13,314 --> 00:17:14,850
I've gotta
piss like a race horse.
253
00:17:14,984 --> 00:17:16,994
Gross, dude. The only thing
I'm actually scared of here are
254
00:17:17,018 --> 00:17:18,286
those fucking porta potties.
255
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,465
You know Becky Snyder
got crabs from one of those.
256
00:17:20,489 --> 00:17:22,090
Didn't you give Becky crabs?
257
00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:24,994
HA HA. No,
she gave me crabs. So-
258
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,762
Ew. Fuck
Rustin, you have crabs?
259
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,397
1 in 2 Americans are
gonna get an STD in their life.
260
00:17:29,532 --> 00:17:31,500
80% of those are
gonna get it in college.
261
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,794
As someone who's almost
completed an entire semester of
262
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:36,906
college 4 times, I'm still
well below the average 3.
263
00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:40,074
And yet I am still taking
a piss dude, so let's go.
264
00:17:40,208 --> 00:17:41,208
Ah, me too.
265
00:17:41,276 --> 00:17:42,516
What? You literally just said...
266
00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,756
Yeah dude, you can't get
crabs if you don't have pubes.
267
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,649
Have fun.
268
00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:48,316
Hey I
thought you gave Becky crabs.
269
00:17:48,449 --> 00:17:50,686
God no. My ex McKenna did.
270
00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:07,068
So I read online
we gotta go to the south
271
00:18:07,201 --> 00:18:08,604
entrance to
sign up for the maze.
272
00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,081
Alright then. Let's stop fucking
around here and do this thing.
273
00:18:11,105 --> 00:18:12,105
I'll text the boys.
274
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:14,275
Ok.
275
00:18:16,244 --> 00:18:18,647
That looks
almost too good to be here.
276
00:18:18,781 --> 00:18:19,648
What?
277
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:20,782
That scarecrow.
278
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:23,018
Dude, there's nothing there.
279
00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:29,190
I swear there was a
creepy ass scarecrow there.
280
00:18:29,324 --> 00:18:30,802
Isn't that kinda
the point of this place?
281
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:31,826
Yeah.
282
00:18:33,261 --> 00:18:38,067
I've got spirit, yes I do!
I've got spirit, how about you?
283
00:18:38,199 --> 00:18:40,970
You
look like a shitty porn star!
284
00:18:42,004 --> 00:18:45,574
I'm gonna fucking kill
Rustin for spreading that rumor.
285
00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,076
Fucking-
286
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:48,510
I think you look hot.
287
00:18:56,284 --> 00:18:57,920
Oh Jesus! Fuck!
288
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:00,889
Jesus.
289
00:19:01,991 --> 00:19:04,827
Occupied means occupied!
Dickfer!
290
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,129
That was awesome.
291
00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,164
Dude I got piss on me.
292
00:19:10,298 --> 00:19:11,578
Yeah I know it was a good prank.
293
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,401
Did you hear
he called you Dickfer?
294
00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,203
What's a Dickfer?
295
00:19:15,336 --> 00:19:16,705
From what I hear,
296
00:19:16,839 --> 00:19:19,307
yours is for well
lubricated masturbation.
297
00:19:19,975 --> 00:19:23,211
Girls are at the south gate.
298
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:38,527
Welcome to Fear Pharm.
299
00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:41,362
For your
safety and that of others,
300
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:45,166
we ask you to abide
by a few simple rules.
301
00:19:45,299 --> 00:19:49,404
First of all please turn in
all of your cell phones before
302
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:51,006
entering the maze. Don't worry.
303
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:52,574
You'll get them back.
304
00:19:53,174 --> 00:19:58,147
Also, each guest will be
stamped for your own safety.
305
00:19:58,747 --> 00:20:01,650
Our maze is
over 100 acres long.
306
00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:04,452
You don't
want to get lost in there.
307
00:20:11,426 --> 00:20:14,295
Thank you.
308
00:20:21,036 --> 00:20:22,236
Is everything okay?
309
00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:40,455
Yeah I don't blame you.
310
00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:58,741
What's
going on? Is everything alright?
311
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,076
Is there something
wrong with my stamp?
312
00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:03,612
Everything's fine.
313
00:21:03,746 --> 00:21:05,480
Do you
know what this stamp means?
314
00:21:05,614 --> 00:21:07,983
No. What
does it mean?
315
00:21:08,117 --> 00:21:10,853
It means that
you're the 10,000th visitor to
316
00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:11,987
our maze this season.
317
00:21:12,121 --> 00:21:15,057
Sweet. So then what?
318
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:19,260
It means that you get to
visit our VIP maze experience.
319
00:21:28,203 --> 00:21:29,738
What do you say Bobby?
320
00:21:36,011 --> 00:21:39,882
So, which one of
you is the lucky winner?
321
00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:42,450
Uh, that's me. I guess.
322
00:21:42,584 --> 00:21:45,154
Well congratulations...
323
00:21:45,286 --> 00:21:46,155
Melanie.
324
00:21:46,287 --> 00:21:48,624
Melanie, Melanie...
325
00:21:48,757 --> 00:21:49,858
Brandon.
326
00:21:49,992 --> 00:21:51,226
Wendy.
327
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:52,426
Rustin.
328
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:57,132
Melanie,
Brandon, Wendy, Rustin.
329
00:21:57,266 --> 00:21:58,133
Yeah.
330
00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,300
Great name.
331
00:21:59,433 --> 00:22:00,433
Thank you.
332
00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:01,770
Well I'm Herschel,
333
00:22:03,005 --> 00:22:04,916
Herschel Walker, and I just
so happen to own this place.
334
00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,940
Very cool.
335
00:22:06,642 --> 00:22:08,644
Thank you,
and Melanie here just
336
00:22:08,777 --> 00:22:12,147
so happens to be our
10,000th customer this season.
337
00:22:12,281 --> 00:22:13,749
That is what they tell me.
338
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,151
So what does it mean?
339
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:19,154
Like we get a couple t-shirts,
a free t-shirt or something?
340
00:22:19,288 --> 00:22:20,856
Hey, what's the VIP maze?
341
00:22:24,526 --> 00:22:28,664
Well, looks like
somebody spoiled the surprise.
342
00:22:28,797 --> 00:22:32,668
Sorry. I
just-I get so excited.
343
00:22:36,370 --> 00:22:38,106
I completely understand.
344
00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:41,610
The VIP maze
345
00:22:41,743 --> 00:22:45,413
happens maybe once a year.
346
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,650
You know,
we're a small family business.
347
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:52,254
So sometimes we don't
even get 10,000 visitors.
348
00:22:52,386 --> 00:22:54,556
Heck sometimes we build the
VIP maze and nobody
349
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:56,091
is there to experience it.
350
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:58,894
So the VIP maze is
different than the normal one?
351
00:22:59,427 --> 00:23:02,998
Oh yeah, yes it is.
352
00:23:04,266 --> 00:23:08,136
Melanie, how would
you and your friends like
353
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,939
to experience the VIP maze?
354
00:23:11,073 --> 00:23:13,308
Now I'll tell you what.
355
00:23:13,441 --> 00:23:15,711
You finish
in under two hours,
356
00:23:16,477 --> 00:23:18,714
you'll win $5000.
357
00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:23,719
Fuck me. I mean $5000?
358
00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:26,555
$5,000 dollars, dollars?
359
00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:28,156
Like not pumpkin
money or something?
360
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:30,125
Yes sir.
361
00:23:30,259 --> 00:23:32,259
You know what? It's
coming to the end of the season
362
00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:33,361
I'll do you one better.
363
00:23:34,395 --> 00:23:36,275
You finish in under
one hour and I'll double it.
364
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,801
$10,000? Seriously?
365
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:44,039
Yes. Uh huh.
What do you say Melanie?
366
00:23:47,142 --> 00:23:48,810
Well don't look at me.
367
00:23:48,944 --> 00:23:49,944
You know I'm in.
368
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,914
There's no
doubt about that, no.
369
00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:52,714
I'm in.
370
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:53,715
Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in.
371
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,117
I guess we are all in.
372
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,485
Fantastic!
373
00:23:56,618 --> 00:23:58,153
Let's go for a ride!
374
00:23:59,288 --> 00:24:00,722
Come on, strap in.
375
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:02,456
Safety first, people.
376
00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:22,844
Hang on!
377
00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,249
Saving Private Ryan!
378
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:28,817
I don't
know what's happening!
379
00:24:35,023 --> 00:24:36,825
Alright.
380
00:24:36,959 --> 00:24:40,395
Ok. Are you guys
out of your fucking minds?
381
00:24:40,529 --> 00:24:41,830
We're all gonna die out here.
382
00:24:53,342 --> 00:24:55,777
Hey! It looks like we've
got ourselves a road block.
383
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,946
I'm gonna need
your help on this one.
384
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,282
Man those guns.
385
00:25:03,385 --> 00:25:05,220
Come on guys, nut up!
386
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,761
Hey, hey!
Five bucks for every dick shot.
387
00:25:13,628 --> 00:25:16,765
This must be how
Mariah Carey feels every day!
388
00:25:22,971 --> 00:25:23,971
See ya!
389
00:25:24,339 --> 00:25:28,977
Stop with the dick shots!
390
00:25:30,846 --> 00:25:33,015
Oh my God. I
almost feel bad.
391
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:34,516
I don't.
392
00:25:41,223 --> 00:25:43,592
Fuck yeah, dude!
393
00:25:44,559 --> 00:25:46,561
Fuck you!
394
00:25:46,695 --> 00:25:48,830
Thank you.
395
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:57,507
So which one of
these is the VIP maze?
396
00:25:58,273 --> 00:26:00,709
Now you don't think I was
gonna make it that easy, do you?
397
00:26:00,842 --> 00:26:03,045
Wait,
there's more than one option?
398
00:26:03,178 --> 00:26:04,413
Actually five.
399
00:26:04,546 --> 00:26:07,783
Now they all go down and
end up at the end of the maze,
400
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:09,885
just some
take longer than others.
401
00:26:10,018 --> 00:26:12,488
Do some take
longer than 2 hours?
402
00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:15,123
Why
yes Rustin, you are catching on.
403
00:26:15,257 --> 00:26:19,529
Ok so we all
get a path and if we're bad on
404
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:22,197
the path and it doesn't work
out, we don't get the money.
405
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:23,533
Right, again.
406
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,665
Ok.
407
00:26:24,766 --> 00:26:26,368
Can we split up?
408
00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:27,569
Wait, what?
409
00:26:28,170 --> 00:26:29,771
Well
there's 5 paths and four of us.
410
00:26:29,905 --> 00:26:31,749
If we split up we have
a way better chance of winning.
411
00:26:31,773 --> 00:26:34,276
Well I just
see the wheels a' turning.
412
00:26:34,409 --> 00:26:37,379
Yes you can split up.
413
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,980
Now, you are not required to.
414
00:26:39,114 --> 00:26:41,450
You can all go on one path, or
415
00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:46,288
you go your separate
ways, increase your chances.
416
00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:50,560
If we all get there in under two
hours do we all get $10,000?
417
00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:51,893
Nice try.
418
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,529
Guys I don't
want to split up.
419
00:26:53,662 --> 00:26:54,963
Well you can go with me, baby.
420
00:26:55,097 --> 00:26:56,865
Yeah we can all go together.
421
00:26:56,998 --> 00:26:58,676
We'll just pick
one path and stick with it.
422
00:26:58,700 --> 00:26:59,968
Come on
guys, are you serious?
423
00:27:00,102 --> 00:27:02,572
Statistically if we split up we
424
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,339
have a way
better chance of winning.
425
00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:07,242
Mel
makes a good point though.
426
00:27:07,742 --> 00:27:09,811
Hey, do
people ever get lost out here?
427
00:27:10,345 --> 00:27:12,047
Lost?
428
00:27:12,614 --> 00:27:15,717
Son
it's a corn maze.
429
00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:19,988
Getting lost
is kinda the point.
430
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,192
And what
about the satanic cult?
431
00:27:24,326 --> 00:27:25,528
Oh Jesus.
432
00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:26,661
The what?
433
00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:28,630
10 years ago a virgin girl was
434
00:27:28,763 --> 00:27:30,398
sacrificed out
here by a satanic cult.
435
00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:31,533
It was on the news.
436
00:27:31,633 --> 00:27:32,934
Virgin sacrifice.
437
00:27:33,935 --> 00:27:36,171
Son, the average
age of the corn maze is 10.
438
00:27:36,304 --> 00:27:40,408
Heck, a 12 year old
girl won the $5000 in the VIP
439
00:27:40,543 --> 00:27:41,676
maze just last season.
440
00:27:41,810 --> 00:27:43,879
Now as much as I love the mystic
441
00:27:44,012 --> 00:27:46,348
and the urban legends
that help keep my doors open,
442
00:27:47,949 --> 00:27:51,386
in all honesty we're
just a fun, family corn maze.
443
00:27:51,521 --> 00:27:53,155
So what do you guys want to do?
444
00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:57,759
You know, we don't
have to do this, guys.
445
00:27:58,193 --> 00:28:00,530
No, we'll just
hop back in the truck, go
446
00:28:00,662 --> 00:28:01,822
back to the main gate and you
447
00:28:02,598 --> 00:28:04,242
guys can enjoy
the normal maze if you want.
448
00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,902
Come on, seriously
you guys. Have some balls.
449
00:28:07,035 --> 00:28:08,436
Yeah no, Mel's right.
450
00:28:08,571 --> 00:28:10,972
We're just freaking
ourselves out for no reason.
451
00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:13,775
I mean it's a child's
corn maze, what could happen?
452
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:15,877
Yeah, little kids do this shit.
453
00:28:16,011 --> 00:28:17,547
Yeah, we'll
each pick a different path
454
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:19,981
and we'll just run for the
money. Make a quick cash grab.
455
00:28:20,650 --> 00:28:23,718
Ok, ok, but I want
you to enjoy the experience.
456
00:28:24,085 --> 00:28:26,522
Now I pay a lot of people to
dress up to scare you guys.
457
00:28:26,656 --> 00:28:30,358
It'd be kind of a waste just
to run through the corn maze.
458
00:28:30,493 --> 00:28:32,662
Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful
459
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,462
man but a stupid child.
460
00:28:34,597 --> 00:28:37,799
I love you, but we come
from very Republican parents.
461
00:28:37,933 --> 00:28:40,068
We're all about the Benjamin's.
462
00:28:40,202 --> 00:28:41,269
Ah, I see.
463
00:28:41,403 --> 00:28:44,072
Ok well, I want you
guys to have a good time
464
00:28:44,206 --> 00:28:47,742
alright, not focus on
these Benjamin's, alright.
465
00:28:47,876 --> 00:28:49,945
I'm gonna do you a favor.
466
00:28:52,615 --> 00:28:54,650
Don't take the middle path.
467
00:28:54,783 --> 00:28:56,351
Why would that be, Herschel.
468
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:59,421
Has it got a little trick
or a rig in there or what?
469
00:28:59,555 --> 00:29:00,822
It's not a trick.
470
00:29:00,956 --> 00:29:02,476
People on average
take the middle path.
471
00:29:02,592 --> 00:29:04,302
That's why I made it the
longest for that very reason.
472
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:08,296
Look. Four
people, four paths.
473
00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:09,831
Problem solved.
474
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,735
Fuck it, let's do it!
475
00:29:14,269 --> 00:29:15,270
Fuck yeah, dude!
476
00:29:16,304 --> 00:29:19,074
You guys are sure.
This is what we want to do?
477
00:29:19,207 --> 00:29:20,207
Yeah.
478
00:29:21,409 --> 00:29:23,387
Rustin, didn't I just tell
you about the 12 year old girl?
479
00:29:23,411 --> 00:29:24,614
Yeah.
480
00:29:25,814 --> 00:29:27,925
Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare
on Elm Street before you."
481
00:29:27,949 --> 00:29:29,317
Stop being such a pussy.
482
00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:31,753
Fuck you, Melanie! I'm
just asking him some questions.
483
00:29:31,886 --> 00:29:33,288
God, you always do this!
484
00:29:33,421 --> 00:29:34,966
This is why mom and
dad don't love you as much.
485
00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:35,990
Oh, that's funny?
486
00:29:36,057 --> 00:29:37,125
Well you know what?
487
00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:38,259
I'm gonna get there first
488
00:29:38,326 --> 00:29:39,729
and when I win the $10,000,
489
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:42,273
we'll see who's laughing when me
and Herschel are fucking models
490
00:29:42,297 --> 00:29:43,398
in my G7.
491
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:44,966
Stay gold, Pony Boy.
492
00:29:45,100 --> 00:29:47,637
You wouldn't be able
to afford that with $10,000.
493
00:29:47,769 --> 00:29:50,272
Alright, I guess this is it.
494
00:29:50,405 --> 00:29:51,741
Have fun.
495
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:52,873
You too, babe.
496
00:29:52,974 --> 00:29:53,842
See you in a couple hours, ok?
497
00:29:53,975 --> 00:29:55,176
Alright.
Ok.
498
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:58,446
Hey thank you, alright?
499
00:29:59,381 --> 00:30:01,517
I'm taking
the path on the right!
500
00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,888
Alright
boys and girls.
501
00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:41,323
Let's be safe out there.
502
00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:46,529
And remember,
preservation is key.
503
00:31:58,701 --> 00:32:02,303
I did not crush that
audition this morning.
504
00:32:47,081 --> 00:32:49,951
I'm from Ohio.
505
00:32:50,820 --> 00:32:52,655
Cool.
506
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,728
Brandon
takes possession of the ball.
507
00:32:59,862 --> 00:33:03,632
Nobody can stop him and it's
a goal and the crowd goes wild.
508
00:33:03,766 --> 00:33:05,701
Wild. Wild. He wins.
509
00:33:46,509 --> 00:33:47,710
Give me an "L"!
510
00:33:47,843 --> 00:33:49,177
Give me an "O"!
511
00:33:49,310 --> 00:33:50,310
Give me an "S"!
512
00:33:50,411 --> 00:33:51,411
Give me an "E"!
513
00:33:51,514 --> 00:33:52,514
Give me an "R"!
514
00:33:54,315 --> 00:33:55,315
Loser.
515
00:33:55,851 --> 00:33:57,553
Loser.
516
00:33:57,686 --> 00:33:59,722
Loser.
517
00:33:59,855 --> 00:34:01,690
Wow. Hilarious.
518
00:34:02,257 --> 00:34:04,292
Loser.
519
00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:47,068
Ok...
520
00:34:50,204 --> 00:34:52,373
Fuck me!
521
00:34:53,876 --> 00:34:57,913
You got me, man. I don't scare
easy and you fucking got me.
522
00:34:58,581 --> 00:35:01,416
You are
a big motherfucker.
523
00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:02,870
Dude, what
are you doing out here?
524
00:35:02,985 --> 00:35:04,520
You should be in movies.
525
00:35:04,653 --> 00:35:07,489
Who's your agent, man? Stella?
526
00:35:07,990 --> 00:35:09,625
You with ADA on the east side?
527
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:14,362
Nothing? You can't
just drop character like that.
528
00:35:14,496 --> 00:35:16,216
You had the
great scare, the great entrance.
529
00:35:17,165 --> 00:35:19,405
You're fucking spooky and
then you're just gonna drop it?
530
00:35:19,467 --> 00:35:22,437
Alright look buddy, let me
uh give you a little advice.
531
00:35:22,571 --> 00:35:27,241
Ok, I've done a little acting
myself and this is basic stuff,
532
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,744
real simple.
It's Meisner, ok?
533
00:35:28,877 --> 00:35:32,480
You gotta
invent the memory, alright?
534
00:35:32,615 --> 00:35:35,283
Now I know in real life you're
probably this average Joe.
535
00:35:35,416 --> 00:35:37,285
You
know you spend a lot of time
536
00:35:37,418 --> 00:35:38,988
fucking
around in a corn maze.
537
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:40,623
Don't get laid enough.
538
00:35:40,756 --> 00:35:43,124
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever
your life is use that ok?
539
00:35:43,257 --> 00:35:44,927
But when you
put on that mask alright?
540
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:49,330
You've got to know that
you are a psychotic murderer
541
00:35:49,464 --> 00:35:50,532
capable of anything.
542
00:35:50,666 --> 00:35:51,767
Alright it's um-
543
00:35:52,133 --> 00:35:54,335
There's a quote from
one of my favorite actors right,
544
00:35:54,469 --> 00:35:55,604
Freddie Prinze Jr.
545
00:35:55,738 --> 00:35:57,506
He always
says, acting is living
546
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,308
truthfully under
imaginary circumstances.
547
00:36:00,441 --> 00:36:01,610
I think that's very true.
548
00:36:02,745 --> 00:36:04,178
Dude I'm giving you gold here.
549
00:36:04,312 --> 00:36:05,648
You should be writing this down.
550
00:36:07,516 --> 00:36:09,618
Alright well
good luck man, Jesus.
551
00:36:09,752 --> 00:36:12,054
Fuck you too.
I'm trying to help a guy out.
552
00:36:12,186 --> 00:36:14,255
Fucking asshole.
553
00:36:54,063 --> 00:36:56,532
Ok.
554
00:37:00,769 --> 00:37:02,671
Nice try, dude.
555
00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:23,926
Fuck.
556
00:37:28,262 --> 00:37:31,265
Wendy!
557
00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,872
Brandon?
558
00:37:39,808 --> 00:37:42,578
Rustin?
559
00:38:34,395 --> 00:38:36,297
Hey there, big boy.
560
00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:40,669
Well, aren't you handsome?
561
00:38:41,335 --> 00:38:42,704
You too.
562
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:46,074
Think you could give me
a little pointer on how to get
563
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:47,209
out of these parts?
564
00:38:48,277 --> 00:38:49,888
Oh, sweetie we're not
allowed to tell you that.
565
00:38:49,912 --> 00:38:52,047
That's right, right,
right. $10,000 I get it.
566
00:38:52,181 --> 00:38:56,051
But, maybe there's something
else I can help you with.
567
00:38:56,785 --> 00:38:59,420
I'm sorry.
I'm not following you.
568
00:39:00,122 --> 00:39:01,857
We're all alone out here.
569
00:39:02,624 --> 00:39:04,860
Maybe, have a little fun.
570
00:39:04,993 --> 00:39:07,428
Our little secret.
571
00:39:08,462 --> 00:39:11,733
Ah, um yeah it's just,
572
00:39:11,867 --> 00:39:15,403
I'm with someone. You know?
573
00:39:15,537 --> 00:39:18,173
Oh, that's too bad.
574
00:39:18,907 --> 00:39:23,011
What
if I let you tie me up and do
575
00:39:23,145 --> 00:39:25,881
whatever you want to me.
576
00:39:26,014 --> 00:39:29,383
Oh, wow.
577
00:39:29,518 --> 00:39:31,820
It's-that sounds like a friggin'
578
00:39:31,954 --> 00:39:34,923
awesome idea 'cause
you are like fire you know?
579
00:39:35,057 --> 00:39:36,725
Now I'm gonna kill
myself for saying this.
580
00:39:36,859 --> 00:39:38,327
I just-I
got to pass you know?
581
00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:41,029
I got to be loyal.
Just damn, you know?
582
00:39:41,763 --> 00:39:45,968
Well I don't know could you
at least run or something then?
583
00:39:46,635 --> 00:39:48,837
I really need the exercise.
584
00:39:48,971 --> 00:39:49,971
What?
585
00:39:50,739 --> 00:39:51,783
And I really
like it when they run.
586
00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:52,841
What?
587
00:39:54,176 --> 00:39:56,678
Fuck! Fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!
588
00:39:56,812 --> 00:39:58,680
You just fucking cut me.
589
00:39:58,814 --> 00:40:00,916
Are you out of
your fucking mind? Fuck!
590
00:40:02,718 --> 00:40:04,686
You know what?
591
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:07,723
I like you.
592
00:40:08,290 --> 00:40:10,158
I'm gonna give you a head start.
593
00:40:11,026 --> 00:40:13,461
Ready? Ok.
594
00:40:13,595 --> 00:40:16,164
1 one thousand.
595
00:40:16,298 --> 00:40:17,465
2 one thousand.
596
00:40:17,599 --> 00:40:19,001
3 one thousand.
597
00:40:19,134 --> 00:40:20,135
4 one thousand.
598
00:40:20,269 --> 00:40:21,737
Fuck this, man. Fuck.
599
00:40:22,137 --> 00:40:23,205
6 one thousand.
600
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,806
7 one thousand.
601
00:40:24,940 --> 00:40:25,807
8 one thousand.
602
00:40:25,941 --> 00:40:27,441
9 one thousand.
603
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:41,023
Ready or not, here I come!
604
00:40:50,632 --> 00:40:54,870
Whoa. They
really stepped their game up.
605
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:01,076
It's ok, they're
just trying to scare you.
606
00:41:02,577 --> 00:41:04,780
You got this.
607
00:41:06,882 --> 00:41:11,486
Dude,
your outfit is creepy as shit.
608
00:41:17,426 --> 00:41:20,195
What is up with this mask?
609
00:43:22,117 --> 00:43:27,022
Come
out, come out, wherever you are!
610
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:36,164
There you are. Gosh.
611
00:43:41,002 --> 00:43:42,170
Oh no, no, no, no!
612
00:43:42,304 --> 00:43:43,972
Ah ya!
613
00:43:44,106 --> 00:43:45,907
You lose.
614
00:43:56,151 --> 00:43:57,886
What the fuck
are you doing?
615
00:43:58,019 --> 00:43:59,654
You're supposed to be in path 4!
616
00:43:59,788 --> 00:44:01,923
I'm sorry. I lost her.
617
00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:04,594
What the fuck
do you mean you lost her?
618
00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,294
It means she's a fucking ninja.
619
00:44:06,428 --> 00:44:08,196
Are you fucking kidding me?
620
00:44:08,330 --> 00:44:10,265
God Damnit! Fuck.
621
00:44:19,808 --> 00:44:23,546
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
622
00:44:23,678 --> 00:44:26,549
I am sorry for yelling, okay.
623
00:44:26,681 --> 00:44:28,283
She's really fast.
624
00:44:28,416 --> 00:44:31,052
Yeah, I am sure she was.
625
00:44:33,054 --> 00:44:34,956
Here, why don't you take pretty
626
00:44:35,090 --> 00:44:37,759
boy here back to the lab
and I'll try and find her, ok?
627
00:44:37,893 --> 00:44:39,595
Oh my God he's so little.
628
00:44:42,197 --> 00:44:44,342
I know but I'm still not
strong enough to carry him back.
629
00:44:44,366 --> 00:44:45,366
I am.
630
00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,935
Yes you are!
631
00:44:48,203 --> 00:44:49,714
Just take him back to the lab
and I'll go try and find her.
632
00:44:49,738 --> 00:44:50,939
Ok.
Ok?
633
00:44:54,009 --> 00:44:55,810
Hey! By the way those peanut
634
00:44:55,944 --> 00:44:57,812
butter delights
you made were amazing!
635
00:44:58,581 --> 00:44:59,714
Really?
636
00:44:59,848 --> 00:45:01,383
Just as good
as Mom used to make.
637
00:45:38,019 --> 00:45:42,692
Hey dude, you uh...
Can I run something by you?
638
00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:44,259
I just, I
came up with this thing
639
00:45:44,426 --> 00:45:46,370
but I don't have anybody
to show it to, and it's like...
640
00:45:46,394 --> 00:45:47,496
Ready?
641
00:45:49,632 --> 00:45:51,166
It's corn on the cock.
642
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,320
Yeah it's not my best, but it's-
There's something there, right?
643
00:45:54,369 --> 00:45:56,314
It's funny. It's just I don't
know where to go with it.
644
00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:57,339
Ya know?
645
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,084
Alright you're not a prop
comedy guy, that's fine.
646
00:46:00,108 --> 00:46:01,548
It's whatever.
It's not for everyone.
647
00:46:08,083 --> 00:46:09,317
Do you
know what time it is?
648
00:46:09,451 --> 00:46:11,152
I just, I've
been walking around
649
00:46:11,286 --> 00:46:12,988
this fucking
place, it feels like hours.
650
00:46:13,121 --> 00:46:15,223
I only got 2 hours
to finish this thing and I don't
651
00:46:15,357 --> 00:46:17,502
know if my friends are out yet
or if-so could you just like-
652
00:46:17,526 --> 00:46:21,329
I'm just so bad at
reading stars, you know?
653
00:46:21,463 --> 00:46:23,031
Alright, come
on man. Just help me out.
654
00:46:24,132 --> 00:46:25,611
Ok, you don't know my sister,
she's gonna be such
655
00:46:25,635 --> 00:46:27,395
a fucking cunt if
she beats me in this thing.
656
00:46:28,003 --> 00:46:30,506
Nothing. Alright.
Hard sell, that's cool.
657
00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:32,007
I get it. I get it. I get it.
658
00:46:32,140 --> 00:46:35,645
Um, well I
didn't want to have to
659
00:46:35,777 --> 00:46:40,248
pull rank on you but uh...
660
00:46:40,382 --> 00:46:41,382
I know Herschel.
661
00:46:42,450 --> 00:46:45,320
So maybe you just
got a little radio or something
662
00:46:45,453 --> 00:46:47,666
you could, ya know, just like
kind of walkie talkie to him,
663
00:46:47,690 --> 00:46:48,966
let him know his buddy Rustin is
664
00:46:48,990 --> 00:46:50,859
ready to get the
fuck out of this maze.
665
00:46:50,992 --> 00:46:51,860
That would-
666
00:46:51,993 --> 00:46:53,729
Where are ya going?
667
00:46:53,862 --> 00:46:54,996
I can see you.
668
00:46:55,997 --> 00:46:57,375
You're just gonna walk?
You're just gonna back-
669
00:46:57,399 --> 00:46:59,079
You're not even
gonna walk forward into it?
670
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,169
Really fucking cool,
man. You know what?
671
00:47:01,303 --> 00:47:03,143
Have fun stopping
cousins from hand jobbing all
672
00:47:03,271 --> 00:47:05,151
over each other out
here you fucking douche bag.
673
00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:07,275
Damn I hate this fucking maze.
674
00:47:33,868 --> 00:47:38,139
And I will strike thee down with
great vengeance and furious-
675
00:47:39,508 --> 00:47:40,875
Fuck.
676
00:47:43,512 --> 00:47:46,181
You talking to me?
677
00:47:46,314 --> 00:47:50,218
I don't see anyone else here
so you must be talking to me.
678
00:47:52,655 --> 00:47:53,756
Fucker.
679
00:47:55,256 --> 00:47:56,256
Damn it.
680
00:47:56,358 --> 00:47:59,160
Ok. You wanna play games?
681
00:47:59,861 --> 00:48:01,096
Let's play games.
682
00:48:01,229 --> 00:48:03,031
Say hello to
my little friend.
683
00:48:05,133 --> 00:48:07,335
Fuck you!
684
00:48:20,750 --> 00:48:23,017
Oh that's it.
685
00:48:23,351 --> 00:48:26,756
Now I have had it with
this motherfucking scare-
686
00:49:09,665 --> 00:49:10,999
Holy shit.
687
00:49:11,901 --> 00:49:15,538
Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on.
688
00:49:15,671 --> 00:49:17,740
We've got to
get you out of here.
689
00:49:17,873 --> 00:49:20,408
Mel?
690
00:49:21,710 --> 00:49:22,845
He killed me, man.
691
00:49:23,378 --> 00:49:26,582
No. He didn't, wait.
692
00:49:26,715 --> 00:49:29,485
No listen.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
693
00:49:30,619 --> 00:49:33,522
You ever seen
an arm fall off before?
694
00:49:33,656 --> 00:49:35,256
No, I haven't.
695
00:49:35,390 --> 00:49:36,958
About as bad as you'd expect.
696
00:49:38,828 --> 00:49:41,630
I need you to listen.
697
00:49:41,764 --> 00:49:43,164
What?
698
00:49:43,298 --> 00:49:46,735
I just want you to know that I'm
699
00:49:46,869 --> 00:49:49,505
your brother and I would never
700
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:54,042
forgive myself
if I didn't tell you.
701
00:49:56,277 --> 00:49:59,414
I thought you
looked so fat today.
702
00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:04,118
Just saying it's okay
to say the truth sometimes.
703
00:50:04,252 --> 00:50:07,021
Are you serious? Come on.
704
00:50:07,155 --> 00:50:09,825
You know, carbs
aren't always your friends.
705
00:50:09,959 --> 00:50:12,026
I need you to help me.
706
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:15,764
No, listen! I need
you to go into my room.
707
00:50:16,297 --> 00:50:18,166
Under my bed
708
00:50:18,299 --> 00:50:21,269
there's
some really dark porn stuff.
709
00:50:21,770 --> 00:50:24,272
I don't
want mom and dad to see that.
710
00:50:25,306 --> 00:50:28,878
Just been getting into
some really deep fetish shit.
711
00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:31,580
Some of it feels kind of
illegal.
712
00:50:33,147 --> 00:50:36,519
Mel, I hate you.
713
00:50:40,956 --> 00:50:44,192
Fuck.
714
00:50:44,693 --> 00:50:46,695
Did it look real?
715
00:50:46,829 --> 00:50:48,096
Are you fucking kidding me?
716
00:50:48,329 --> 00:50:49,975
I think that's the
best acting I've ever done.
717
00:50:49,999 --> 00:50:50,999
You see this snot?
718
00:50:51,065 --> 00:50:52,400
No, I got a real tear.
719
00:50:52,535 --> 00:50:54,044
We should get the
fuck out of here, though.
720
00:50:54,068 --> 00:50:55,068
These guys suck, dude.
721
00:50:56,906 --> 00:50:59,207
Mel.
722
00:51:00,275 --> 00:51:02,477
You seem busy.
723
00:51:10,118 --> 00:51:11,452
I'm just gonna get the car.
724
00:51:36,579 --> 00:51:38,313
Rustin!
725
00:51:38,446 --> 00:51:40,649
I got him!
726
00:52:14,049 --> 00:52:16,852
Oh good, you're awake.
727
00:52:22,123 --> 00:52:23,759
What the fuck is going on?
728
00:52:24,392 --> 00:52:27,096
I'm sorry we
don't have time for that.
729
00:52:27,228 --> 00:52:30,032
The process takes forever and if
I told everyone what was going
730
00:52:30,164 --> 00:52:31,524
on I would
never get any work done.
731
00:52:31,567 --> 00:52:33,035
Let me go
you fucking crazy bitch!
732
00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:35,537
No!
Fuck no, no, no, no.
733
00:52:35,671 --> 00:52:37,138
You kiss your
mother with that mouth?
734
00:52:37,539 --> 00:52:39,508
Look I'm gonna need
you to stop struggling
735
00:52:39,642 --> 00:52:41,076
or this
is going to really hurt.
736
00:52:41,209 --> 00:52:42,252
What the
fuck is going to hurt?
737
00:52:42,276 --> 00:52:43,444
What the fuck is that?
738
00:52:45,446 --> 00:52:46,982
This is a Dermatome.
739
00:52:47,116 --> 00:52:48,449
Do you know what that is?
740
00:52:48,584 --> 00:52:49,952
What the fuck is that?
741
00:52:50,085 --> 00:52:51,452
It's a Dermatome.
742
00:52:51,587 --> 00:52:52,855
I just told you that!
743
00:52:52,988 --> 00:52:54,723
Why don't men ever listen?
744
00:52:56,959 --> 00:52:59,193
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
745
00:52:59,327 --> 00:53:02,131
I'm guessing you
didn't go to medical school,
746
00:53:02,263 --> 00:53:04,600
so I'm going to
dumb this down for you.
747
00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:06,935
This is a.
748
00:53:07,069 --> 00:53:10,506
DER-MA-TOME.
749
00:53:10,839 --> 00:53:12,775
It removes
your skin from your body.
750
00:53:13,075 --> 00:53:15,476
No, please, please,
please, no, please.
751
00:53:15,611 --> 00:53:17,412
Here. Let me show you.
752
00:53:17,546 --> 00:53:18,826
No, no, no,
no, hold on. Hold on.
753
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,163
See? That simple.
754
00:53:34,596 --> 00:53:36,240
It gets a lot harder
around your eyes and nose,
755
00:53:36,264 --> 00:53:39,168
but luckily you'll either be
passed out or dead by then.
756
00:53:39,501 --> 00:53:42,437
Please,
please, please just let me go.
757
00:53:42,571 --> 00:53:43,772
I want to go home, please.
758
00:53:43,906 --> 00:53:46,742
Where's Wendy?
Please, please, please.
759
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:47,875
You talk too much.
760
00:53:47,976 --> 00:53:49,745
You're taking
all the fun out of this.
761
00:53:52,181 --> 00:53:53,181
I want to go home.
762
00:54:10,799 --> 00:54:15,637
Wow, some men
really are faster than others.
763
00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:18,272
Glad I didn't
let you tie me up,
764
00:54:18,406 --> 00:54:19,942
that would have
been a disappointment.
765
00:54:22,376 --> 00:54:24,513
Gemma! Henry is hurt!
766
00:54:25,114 --> 00:54:27,415
What the fuck happened?
767
00:54:27,916 --> 00:54:30,686
That lesbian
bitch stabbed him!
768
00:54:33,222 --> 00:54:35,256
But he's dead?
769
00:54:35,389 --> 00:54:37,192
Do something.
770
00:54:37,325 --> 00:54:38,660
What do you want me to do?
771
00:54:38,794 --> 00:54:40,662
He
Has a knife in his fucking head.
772
00:54:40,796 --> 00:54:42,965
I don't
know. I'm not a doctor!
773
00:54:43,098 --> 00:54:44,500
He's dead!
774
00:54:45,734 --> 00:54:48,015
He's not breathing and he
has a knife in his fucking head!
775
00:54:48,070 --> 00:54:50,471
Why
do men make me repeat myself?
776
00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:54,910
Who's still out there?
777
00:54:55,043 --> 00:54:57,345
Deakin and Andy.
778
00:54:57,478 --> 00:54:59,615
Where's Andy?
779
00:54:59,748 --> 00:55:01,150
Path 2.
780
00:55:01,282 --> 00:55:02,282
And Deakin?
781
00:55:03,018 --> 00:55:04,458
I think he's
looking for the lesbian.
782
00:55:05,053 --> 00:55:08,190
Bernard, did
she tell you she was a lesbian?
783
00:55:08,322 --> 00:55:09,322
No.
784
00:55:10,025 --> 00:55:11,593
Did you see
her kissing a girl?
785
00:55:11,727 --> 00:55:12,727
No.
786
00:55:12,828 --> 00:55:15,130
Then why do you
think she's a lesbian?
787
00:55:15,264 --> 00:55:17,666
She was tough and strong.
788
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,170
Just because a
woman is tough and strong
789
00:55:21,302 --> 00:55:23,471
doesn't make her a lesbian.
790
00:55:24,173 --> 00:55:26,742
It doesn't matter.
791
00:55:28,544 --> 00:55:30,612
Which one of
them was on path 2?
792
00:55:31,146 --> 00:55:33,447
The Cheerleader I think.
793
00:55:46,228 --> 00:55:49,397
Well hello there.
794
00:55:49,531 --> 00:55:51,500
I'm Frosty The Clown
795
00:55:51,633 --> 00:55:54,837
here for all of
your frosty treat needs.
796
00:55:56,171 --> 00:56:00,042
How has the maze been going?
797
00:56:00,976 --> 00:56:02,744
Good, I think.
798
00:56:02,878 --> 00:56:04,913
Hey can you tell me
how long I've been out here?
799
00:56:05,047 --> 00:56:06,047
Uhnt uh.
800
00:56:25,567 --> 00:56:27,936
An hour and 20 minutes.
801
00:56:28,070 --> 00:56:28,937
Fuck.
802
00:56:29,071 --> 00:56:30,505
There goes the 10 grand.
803
00:56:30,639 --> 00:56:32,341
I'm sorry.
804
00:56:32,473 --> 00:56:35,978
You'll have to
hurry to win any money.
805
00:56:36,111 --> 00:56:37,980
So none of my
friends have made it out yet?
806
00:56:38,113 --> 00:56:39,113
I don't think so.
807
00:56:40,015 --> 00:56:41,458
You see they
ring the bell every time someone
808
00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:43,417
wins the VIP maze,
809
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,955
and I haven't heard anything.
810
00:56:47,089 --> 00:56:48,257
Have you?
811
00:56:48,389 --> 00:56:50,025
No.
812
00:56:50,525 --> 00:56:53,862
What's your
name little girl?
813
00:56:55,030 --> 00:56:55,898
Wendy.
814
00:56:56,031 --> 00:56:56,798
Wendy.
815
00:56:56,932 --> 00:56:59,134
Would like a treat, Wendy?
816
00:56:59,268 --> 00:57:00,669
They're free of charge.
817
00:57:00,802 --> 00:57:02,104
What'll it be, Kevin?
818
00:57:02,237 --> 00:57:04,840
Well, Frosty,
we've got some Push Pops,
819
00:57:04,973 --> 00:57:09,111
some Drumsticks, and Twincycles
that are blood orange.
820
00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:18,020
So what will it be?
821
00:57:18,553 --> 00:57:21,023
No thanks. I'm trying to win.
822
00:57:25,459 --> 00:57:28,964
Hey, these sound delicious
823
00:57:29,097 --> 00:57:30,999
but between you and me,
824
00:57:31,133 --> 00:57:33,135
I've gained
5 pounds this week.
825
00:57:33,268 --> 00:57:36,738
Are you sure? They're free.
826
00:57:36,872 --> 00:57:39,574
Free. Free, free, free, free.
827
00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:40,976
Free as can be.
828
00:57:41,109 --> 00:57:43,845
Yeah. I should
go if I'm gonna win.
829
00:57:48,817 --> 00:57:54,022
Good luck!
830
00:57:57,826 --> 00:58:00,028
Yeah, maybe
I'll catch you at the end.
831
00:58:01,663 --> 00:58:03,532
Not if I catch you first.
832
00:59:59,347 --> 01:00:00,347
Wendy!
833
01:00:00,715 --> 01:00:03,018
Wendy!
834
01:00:09,724 --> 01:00:11,159
Let's go!
835
01:03:21,783 --> 01:03:22,783
Found you.
836
01:03:50,078 --> 01:03:52,914
Melanie...
837
01:03:53,048 --> 01:03:56,017
Hey Mel. Mel.
838
01:03:56,585 --> 01:04:00,422
Hey, Mel.
839
01:04:02,725 --> 01:04:05,393
Mel, hey.
840
01:04:07,962 --> 01:04:11,667
Hey, you're still here.
841
01:04:11,801 --> 01:04:13,301
Hey.
842
01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:15,103
Are you ok?
843
01:04:15,236 --> 01:04:17,005
I'm ok.
844
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:22,077
How are you?
845
01:04:24,412 --> 01:04:29,084
Ok, fuck.
846
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:34,456
It's bad.
847
01:04:37,793 --> 01:04:39,762
They gave me something.
848
01:04:39,894 --> 01:04:41,396
I can't feel it.
849
01:04:44,232 --> 01:04:46,635
I looked down once.
850
01:04:46,769 --> 01:04:48,738
That was enough.
851
01:04:48,870 --> 01:04:50,639
Fuck.
852
01:04:51,239 --> 01:04:55,310
Melanie I am so sorry
I brought you guys here.
853
01:04:55,443 --> 01:04:56,812
I'm so sorry.
854
01:04:56,945 --> 01:04:58,848
No, it's not your fault.
855
01:04:58,980 --> 01:05:00,048
It's not your fault.
856
01:05:00,181 --> 01:05:03,318
I am so sorry. I'm scared.
857
01:05:04,152 --> 01:05:07,021
I'm not ready to die.
858
01:05:07,155 --> 01:05:09,090
I'm not ready to die.
859
01:05:09,224 --> 01:05:11,426
I'm gonna get us out of here.
860
01:05:14,262 --> 01:05:15,631
You're not gonna die.
861
01:05:16,097 --> 01:05:18,400
I'm
gonna get us out of here, ok?
862
01:05:18,900 --> 01:05:23,037
I promise. You trust me, right?
863
01:05:25,073 --> 01:05:26,575
Ok.
864
01:05:29,944 --> 01:05:32,113
There she is,
865
01:05:32,247 --> 01:05:35,283
the answer to all our prayers.
866
01:05:35,917 --> 01:05:37,887
She's the one.
867
01:05:38,019 --> 01:05:40,255
After all these years.
868
01:05:41,222 --> 01:05:43,893
I was beginning to
think that you were a myth.
869
01:05:44,459 --> 01:05:46,695
I told you we'd find one.
870
01:05:46,829 --> 01:05:48,531
15 years!
871
01:05:48,664 --> 01:05:50,566
I can't believe it.
872
01:05:55,003 --> 01:05:59,240
Your Mother would be so proud.
873
01:06:00,442 --> 01:06:05,213
Your mother would
be proud of all of you.
874
01:06:09,350 --> 01:06:11,453
And you.
875
01:06:16,124 --> 01:06:18,993
You took my boy away.
876
01:06:21,262 --> 01:06:22,464
And if I
didn't need you alive
877
01:06:22,598 --> 01:06:25,066
I would
really enjoy gutting you.
878
01:06:28,269 --> 01:06:30,906
You're
sure we need her alive?
879
01:06:31,406 --> 01:06:35,678
It's not an exact
science, but I wouldn't risk it.
880
01:06:38,379 --> 01:06:39,949
How about that one?
881
01:06:40,081 --> 01:06:41,349
No.
882
01:06:43,351 --> 01:06:45,019
Yeah we got
everything we need from her.
883
01:06:45,153 --> 01:06:46,153
You can kill her.
884
01:06:46,254 --> 01:06:47,523
No!
Thank you.
885
01:06:47,656 --> 01:06:49,166
No, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
886
01:06:49,190 --> 01:06:51,159
No! No! No! No! No! No!
887
01:07:03,706 --> 01:07:05,708
Oh God!
888
01:07:05,841 --> 01:07:10,144
I'm gonna
kill you, you son of a bitch!
889
01:07:10,713 --> 01:07:12,982
I'm gonna
kill every last one of you.
890
01:07:13,114 --> 01:07:14,550
She's feisty!
891
01:07:14,683 --> 01:07:19,087
Yeah, we
still can't kill her yet.
892
01:07:19,220 --> 01:07:22,290
Fuck you, you psychotic bitch!
893
01:07:22,423 --> 01:07:24,827
I'm gonna cunt
punch the shit out of you!
894
01:07:25,995 --> 01:07:27,161
What do you want from me?
895
01:07:27,295 --> 01:07:29,330
What the fuck
do you want from me?
896
01:07:32,233 --> 01:07:34,335
You didn't tell her?
897
01:07:38,641 --> 01:07:42,578
Oh, you have
898
01:07:43,378 --> 01:07:46,882
no idea how special you are.
899
01:07:47,315 --> 01:07:49,718
Tell her.
900
01:07:49,852 --> 01:07:51,954
Ugh, we don't need to tell her.
901
01:07:52,086 --> 01:07:54,122
Tell her.
902
01:07:54,723 --> 01:07:57,091
I want her to know.
903
01:07:58,326 --> 01:08:00,029
I want her to know how she
904
01:08:00,161 --> 01:08:02,998
helped complete
your Mother's work.
905
01:08:09,838 --> 01:08:11,840
It has everything to do
906
01:08:11,974 --> 01:08:15,044
with the hand stamp we gave you
on the way into the park.
907
01:08:15,209 --> 01:08:17,111
The stamp?
908
01:08:17,646 --> 01:08:19,682
No one ever
asks about that.
909
01:08:19,815 --> 01:08:22,317
I mean what is
the point of the stamp?
910
01:08:24,419 --> 01:08:26,755
Truth be
told, it's a litmus test.
911
01:08:26,889 --> 01:08:29,959
It exposes those
with a particular gene.
912
01:08:30,091 --> 01:08:31,727
It's a
relatively new gene.
913
01:08:31,860 --> 01:08:34,496
It only happened in the last 30
years or so in human evolution.
914
01:08:34,630 --> 01:08:37,866
And your friends
skins are filled with it.
915
01:08:38,399 --> 01:08:41,837
First,
we remove the skin,
916
01:08:41,971 --> 01:08:46,107
then we grind it down
and make it into a liquid.
917
01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:49,745
And then we turn
it into a face cream.
918
01:08:49,878 --> 01:08:51,446
Yeah.
919
01:08:51,580 --> 01:08:55,784
And it stops the aging
process just like that.
920
01:08:56,184 --> 01:09:01,289
Florence's Miracle Face Cream!
921
01:09:03,358 --> 01:09:05,628
You're crazy.
922
01:09:07,395 --> 01:09:09,263
You're all fucking crazy!
923
01:09:09,397 --> 01:09:11,867
Now
your skin on the other hand.
924
01:09:13,569 --> 01:09:15,704
Your skin has more of this gene
925
01:09:15,838 --> 01:09:18,406
than we have
ever encountered before.
926
01:09:18,540 --> 01:09:20,274
That's why
we need to keep you alive.
927
01:09:20,408 --> 01:09:24,212
You see, when your
heart stops beating your skin
928
01:09:24,345 --> 01:09:27,549
fights to stay
alive through osmosis,
929
01:09:27,683 --> 01:09:29,250
sucking in everything from the
930
01:09:29,384 --> 01:09:32,453
outside world
tainting all of my research.
931
01:09:33,122 --> 01:09:37,960
Your skin can stay
alive for weeks after your dead,
932
01:09:38,093 --> 01:09:40,261
how amazing is that?
933
01:09:40,963 --> 01:09:43,699
Thanks for the science
lesson you crazy bitch!
934
01:09:43,832 --> 01:09:47,468
Hey I'll have
you know I graduated with a PHD
935
01:09:47,603 --> 01:09:50,171
in Biotechnology from UC Davis.
936
01:09:50,673 --> 01:09:53,241
I have 5 Discovery Patents,
937
01:09:53,742 --> 01:09:56,210
which is only
two less than my mother's.
938
01:09:57,445 --> 01:10:01,116
And you little
sweetie, you're going to help me
939
01:10:01,249 --> 01:10:02,584
isolate what makes your genes
940
01:10:02,718 --> 01:10:05,688
special so we can
find more people like you.
941
01:10:06,889 --> 01:10:08,123
God Damnit!
942
01:10:08,256 --> 01:10:10,258
Whoa ho, I like this one!
943
01:10:16,464 --> 01:10:20,769
Honey, where are you gonna go?
944
01:10:20,903 --> 01:10:23,172
You're surrounded,
945
01:10:23,304 --> 01:10:26,240
and if by some miracle
946
01:10:26,374 --> 01:10:28,443
you get past us
947
01:10:28,577 --> 01:10:30,913
you're in a
hundred acre corn maze.
948
01:10:33,048 --> 01:10:34,583
It's over.
949
01:10:41,389 --> 01:10:42,958
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
950
01:10:43,092 --> 01:10:44,827
No! No! No!
951
01:10:46,260 --> 01:10:47,996
Let's talk about this.
952
01:10:49,832 --> 01:10:50,899
Fuck you!
953
01:10:51,033 --> 01:10:52,568
No!
954
01:11:54,096 --> 01:11:55,230
There you go.
955
01:11:55,363 --> 01:11:56,363
Thank you.
956
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,446
Have a nice day.
Thanks, you too.
957
01:12:00,334 --> 01:12:04,506
Excuse me. I am looking to
see if anyone has seen my son.
958
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,542
He went
missing over a month ago.
959
01:12:06,975 --> 01:12:11,445
Nice looking boy,
but I am sorry I haven't seen him.
960
01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:13,882
Here, let me ask my father.
961
01:12:14,348 --> 01:12:16,384
Papa...
962
01:12:16,518 --> 01:12:18,620
this nice
woman's son is missing,
963
01:12:18,754 --> 01:12:20,088
do you
recognize him?
964
01:12:22,291 --> 01:12:26,061
No, I don't. Sorry.
965
01:12:26,628 --> 01:12:28,329
He looks like a good kid.
966
01:12:30,532 --> 01:12:34,269
Have you
contacted the police?
967
01:12:34,870 --> 01:12:38,307
Yes I have, but
he's over 18 and so he's not
968
01:12:38,439 --> 01:12:41,743
considered a runaway, and
there's no way to prove that he
969
01:12:41,877 --> 01:12:44,513
didn't just take off
so they've been no help.
970
01:12:45,581 --> 01:12:48,482
Well that's just awful.
971
01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:50,384
I'm so sorry.
972
01:12:50,519 --> 01:12:51,620
Thank you.
973
01:12:51,753 --> 01:12:53,421
Well I'll keep
my eye out for him.
974
01:12:53,655 --> 01:12:56,491
If I do see him is
there a way to contact you?
975
01:12:56,625 --> 01:12:59,228
Yeah, all
my information is on the poster.
976
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:01,330
Ok, thank
you. I am so sorry.
977
01:13:01,462 --> 01:13:02,998
Thank you.
978
01:13:03,131 --> 01:13:04,131
Alright, thanks.
979
01:13:04,233 --> 01:13:05,801
Excuse me ma'am?
980
01:13:06,768 --> 01:13:08,737
I know you're
going through a rough time,
981
01:13:08,871 --> 01:13:12,107
and from the looks of
it you haven't slept much.
982
01:13:12,241 --> 01:13:13,742
I haven't.
983
01:13:15,110 --> 01:13:17,411
I want you to try this.
984
01:13:17,546 --> 01:13:20,115
On no, I'm
sorry - thank you though.
985
01:13:20,249 --> 01:13:21,550
It's on the house.
986
01:13:21,683 --> 01:13:25,621
Trust me, you
deserve a little pampering.
987
01:13:25,754 --> 01:13:28,590
It takes the
days of worrying off the skin.
988
01:13:29,825 --> 01:13:32,426
Go ahead,
I promise you'll love it.
989
01:13:47,709 --> 01:13:51,613
The scent
it's really comforting.
990
01:14:04,425 --> 01:14:05,994
Eucalyptus?
991
01:14:06,828 --> 01:14:09,430
It
Reminds me of my son's room.
992
01:15:02,517 --> 01:15:04,619
Gemma!
993
01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:10,559
Gemma!
994
01:15:16,298 --> 01:15:17,666
Well hey there.
995
01:15:18,233 --> 01:15:20,869
I thought we had
you in a medically induced coma,
996
01:15:21,003 --> 01:15:22,671
but it seems the drip ran out.
997
01:15:23,038 --> 01:15:25,741
I wonder how that happened.
998
01:15:29,344 --> 01:15:32,114
I'm sorry are you
trying to say something?
999
01:15:32,247 --> 01:15:34,316
You see,
unfortunately when you sliced
1000
01:15:34,449 --> 01:15:36,218
your throat you did a number on
1001
01:15:36,351 --> 01:15:38,587
your vocal chords,
but you missed the arteries.
1002
01:15:38,887 --> 01:15:41,523
Luckily I was able
to stitch you back up,
1003
01:15:41,656 --> 01:15:43,925
and the progress
has been amazing!
1004
01:15:48,463 --> 01:15:50,708
It looks like your pain meds
are also starting to wear off.
1005
01:15:50,732 --> 01:15:52,334
I am
so sorry about that sweetie.
1006
01:15:52,467 --> 01:15:54,136
I'll be right back.
1007
01:16:10,018 --> 01:16:13,922
I know the human
body is a crazy thing right?
1008
01:16:14,689 --> 01:16:17,125
Did you know
that if taken care of properly,
1009
01:16:17,259 --> 01:16:20,095
it only takes 2 weeks
for human skin to grow back?
1010
01:16:20,462 --> 01:16:22,597
Yeah I know, so great!
1011
01:16:22,998 --> 01:16:24,866
So while
we hunt for other people like
1012
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,968
you we can rest easy knowing
1013
01:16:27,102 --> 01:16:29,704
that every two weeks we can
just come back to you for more.
1014
01:16:30,038 --> 01:16:32,074
Now I am just
going to get this going,
1015
01:16:32,542 --> 01:16:37,112
and in a couple of seconds
you'll be back in that coma,
1016
01:16:37,245 --> 01:16:40,148
and you won't have to worry
about any of this anymore.
1017
01:16:40,482 --> 01:16:42,350
There...
1018
01:16:48,524 --> 01:16:51,726
Nighty night.
1019
01:17:00,936 --> 01:17:03,171
Nighty night.
66771
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof