Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,569 --> 00:00:05,137
Come on!
Come on, dude!
2
00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:06,472
It's coming, it's coming.
3
00:00:06,474 --> 00:00:08,340
Go, go, let's go,
let's go!
4
00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:14,446
(indistinct voice on P.A.)
5
00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,047
(both) Yes!
6
00:00:15,049 --> 00:00:19,051
All right, we've gotta go
to the back of the train.
Okay.
7
00:00:20,887 --> 00:00:22,988
Okay.
Hey, sorry.
8
00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:25,090
Excuse--
Okay.
9
00:00:27,293 --> 00:00:31,897
♪♪
10
00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,766
(chimpanzee shrieking)
11
00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:37,403
(pigs grunting)
12
00:00:37,405 --> 00:00:39,605
(Abbi) Ugh, typical.
13
00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,440
(jackals cackling)
14
00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,276
(grunting)
15
00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:45,644
Okay.
16
00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:51,450
(woman) Val? Val!
17
00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,585
(moaning)
18
00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:55,621
Ilana, come on.
19
00:00:59,959 --> 00:01:01,493
Oh, my God.
20
00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:04,263
♪♪
21
00:01:14,874 --> 00:01:16,642
Oh!
Oh, my--
22
00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:18,377
Oh, (bleep).
23
00:01:18,379 --> 00:01:19,044
(gagging)
Oh!
24
00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:21,647
Okay, come on, come on.
All right, okay.
25
00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:23,982
(Abbi)
What's going on here?
26
00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:41,700
(door chiming)
27
00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:45,104
(men shouting)
28
00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:45,637
Hold up, dude.
29
00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,639
We were supposed to be
at the front end.
30
00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,175
That's what I said.
Is it?
31
00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:51,176
Is it?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
32
00:01:51,178 --> 00:01:52,678
Are you sure?
Yeah.
33
00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:53,412
I thou-- I don't know,
34
00:01:53,414 --> 00:01:55,214
I think you said
we needed to be at--
35
00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:55,848
Get yourself--
36
00:01:55,850 --> 00:01:58,283
Don't even, I'm pretty sure
I got you.
37
00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,485
Go away!
(laughing)
38
00:01:59,487 --> 00:01:59,985
Get out!
39
00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:03,555
♪ Four and three
and two and one, one ♪♪
40
00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:08,260
(Ilana) I'm telling you,
41
00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:11,830
fat dudes' dicks get sucked
back inside their bodies.
42
00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:12,931
(Abbi) I'm not saying
you're wrong,
43
00:02:12,933 --> 00:02:15,100
I just don't, like,
understand the sucking back
44
00:02:15,102 --> 00:02:16,702
into their bodies
part of it.
45
00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,538
It's not like it's
science suction, Bill Nye!
46
00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,739
(both laughing)
47
00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:21,340
I'm just saying,
48
00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:23,709
the more room it has
to present itself,
49
00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,410
the bigger
a penis appears.
50
00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:27,045
Never forget this,
okay?
51
00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:29,081
Every 10 pounds
a guy loses,
52
00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:31,016
he gains
a visual inch.
53
00:02:31,018 --> 00:02:31,650
What, so it's like
54
00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,253
the best optical illusion
of all time?
55
00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:34,853
Exactly.
56
00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:35,821
Like, um,
Mount Rushmore,
57
00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,657
how it looks, you know,
like the presidents?
58
00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,094
Well, Mount Rushmore
is actually a sculpture.
59
00:02:42,096 --> 00:02:43,529
Like, it was carved
by an artist.
60
00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,965
Dude, this heat is like
killing me right now.
61
00:02:46,967 --> 00:02:48,167
I'm just dying.
62
00:02:48,169 --> 00:02:49,168
Oh, I love it.
63
00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:50,502
All my senses
are heightened,
64
00:02:50,504 --> 00:02:52,004
even my ethnic
ambiguity.
65
00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:52,971
I was catcalled today
66
00:02:52,973 --> 00:02:54,306
in what I believe
is Creole.
67
00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,242
Well, I'm on the edge
of like swamp ass right now.
68
00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,378
I need some A/C.
69
00:02:59,380 --> 00:02:59,811
♪♪
70
00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:02,614
(Ilana) We're gonna
have to throw these out.
71
00:03:03,283 --> 00:03:04,550
Here we go.
72
00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:06,618
This lighting
is incredible.
73
00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,353
Hey, do you have
any tweezers?
74
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,589
Um, not on me, no.
75
00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:11,623
Ilana, did I tell
you that
76
00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:14,026
Male Stacey's cooking me
dinner tonight?
77
00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:15,427
I mean, if I was a guy,
78
00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,029
that is what I would do
for a girl.
79
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:19,631
You should check out
the Colin Farrell sex tape,
80
00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,833
just to get back
in the swing of things,
81
00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,669
specifically 8:58.
82
00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,103
He is feasting
on her (bleep)
83
00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:27,072
like it is a dang
milk shake.
84
00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,740
(Irish accent)
It's me breakfast,
85
00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,809
lunch, and (bleep)
dinner right here.
86
00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,545
(Irish accent)
'Twas 8:58
you said, sire?
87
00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:33,879
Yes.
88
00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,414
But then you're gonna
want to swab the decks
89
00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,784
over to 9:44 for some
master ass(bleep) play.
90
00:03:38,786 --> 00:03:41,353
And then round it out
at 12:47 with some
91
00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,489
good old-fashioned
(bleep) (bleep).
92
00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,191
(Abbi)
Oh. So sorry.
93
00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:48,427
We love New York moms.
94
00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:49,761
(Abbi) Um, I'm gonna
buy these,
95
00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:52,798
because they're now, like,
sort of part of my body.
96
00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,733
So...
Perfect.
97
00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:58,770
You said 8:58?
98
00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,439
You're gonna like
what you see.
99
00:04:00,441 --> 00:04:01,940
I guarantee it.
100
00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:06,745
♪♪
101
00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:07,980
(Abbi) Yeah, so then
they got divorced,
102
00:04:07,982 --> 00:04:10,582
but they're still
really good friends.
103
00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,750
Yeah?
My parents too.
104
00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:13,619
Divorced,
still good friends.
105
00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:14,920
So cool, right?
So cool.
106
00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:15,787
I hope to get married
107
00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:16,989
just to get divorced
one day.
108
00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:17,823
(both laughing)
109
00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,191
I've gotta be honest,
I'm kind of massively
110
00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,993
regretting my decision
to sizzle fajitas
111
00:04:20,995 --> 00:04:22,828
two inches
from my head.
112
00:04:22,830 --> 00:04:25,063
But I'm glad I wore
my awesome new shirt.
113
00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:25,998
It's like
a smiley face.
114
00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,165
It-- Kind of like
a smiley face.
115
00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,200
It is!
Look at that.
116
00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:28,934
My plan is working.
117
00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,837
Get you over here,
hide the A/C,
118
00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,538
get those clothes off.
119
00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:36,708
You don't actually have
an air conditioner, do you?
120
00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:38,410
No, I don't.
121
00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:40,145
Okay.
(chuckling)
122
00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:40,812
I'm gonna go.
123
00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,381
I think I'm gonna
go wipe up--
124
00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,216
I'm gonna
go wipe my--
125
00:04:44,218 --> 00:04:44,983
I'm gonna pee.
126
00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,852
I'll pee and then
you know what I'll do?
127
00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,687
I'll wipe--
128
00:04:49,989 --> 00:04:52,057
I'm gonna use
the ladies' room.
129
00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,592
All right.
130
00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:55,894
(bleep), it's hot.
131
00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,630
Oh.
132
00:04:59,565 --> 00:05:00,299
Okay.
133
00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:01,767
All right.
Jesus, cool down.
134
00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,168
Just cool down, Abbi.
135
00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,670
You're cool,
you're cool.
136
00:05:04,672 --> 00:05:05,504
You're cool.
137
00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:08,940
You look good.
You feel good.
138
00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,143
That's cool.
139
00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:13,211
Cool mode.
140
00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:14,212
Here we go.
141
00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,815
(hair dryer blowing)
142
00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,057
(toilet flushing)
143
00:05:25,925 --> 00:05:27,492
Yo!
Hey!
144
00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,293
What up?
145
00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,061
I just peed.
Yeah?
146
00:05:29,063 --> 00:05:30,696
I've just been cooking.
Uh...
147
00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,397
I was thinking,
maybe we forget about
148
00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:34,733
the fajitas, um,
for a sec.
149
00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,535
I have a fan
in my room.
150
00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:40,205
Uh, that's where I sleep
and do other stuff.
151
00:05:40,207 --> 00:05:41,106
Cool.
152
00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,308
(Ilana) Animated movies
are where it's at.
153
00:05:43,310 --> 00:05:44,609
It's like visual crack.
154
00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,244
Hey, my daughter
loves "Frozen."
155
00:05:46,246 --> 00:05:47,779
Watches it over and over...
(Ilana) Oh, yes.
156
00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:49,815
looped and loop--
She's frozen.
157
00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:50,716
(Ilana)
Exactly.
158
00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:52,818
All Hollywood media
is porn,
159
00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:55,587
and all porn
is kiddie porn.
160
00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:55,954
Ooh.
161
00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:58,523
We live in a rape culture,
you know? We just do.
162
00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,525
I'm gonna run to
the little girl's room.
163
00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,328
That is rape culture
language right there.
164
00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,530
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, oh.
165
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:06,565
Where'd you
meet her, man?
166
00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:08,200
At a Foot Locker
in Times Square.
167
00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,067
She was
just hanging out.
168
00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:12,337
She wasn't buying anything,
she was just chilling.
169
00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,307
I'm gonna
take your pants off.
170
00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:16,742
Okay? Okay.
Okay. Okay.
171
00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:17,642
Okay.
They're just...
172
00:06:17,644 --> 00:06:19,411
really tight.
Yep, little bit.
173
00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,011
I'm sorry.
174
00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:20,979
It's just because
it's hot out.
175
00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:21,980
(grunting)
They're really on there.
176
00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:22,914
All right,
I'm gonna hold the bed,
177
00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,416
you just pull, okay?
Okay, on three.
178
00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,751
(both) One, two...
179
00:06:25,753 --> 00:06:27,486
three.
Oh, no.
180
00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,487
Oh, no.
181
00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,723
Did you have an accident
or something?
182
00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:32,791
When you went
to the bathroom,
183
00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,092
to wipe yourself
up earlier...
184
00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,027
I was peeing. I--
I got major swamp ass,
185
00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,562
and I started to shove
paper towels
186
00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,064
in my butt crack
to try to absorb it,
187
00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,600
and I just realized that
they're still in there.
188
00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:44,236
So, let's just pause.
Let's just pause.
189
00:06:44,238 --> 00:06:44,903
Okay?
Okay.
190
00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,805
Just give me one second.
All right.
191
00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,745
That's a lot
of paper towels.
192
00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,113
Do you recycle?
193
00:06:55,115 --> 00:06:56,948
I make more eye contact
with this face
194
00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,884
than any
human being's face.
195
00:06:58,886 --> 00:06:59,818
It's crazy.
196
00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,920
I love "watching" it.
197
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:05,223
(laughter)
198
00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:06,525
Happy birthday!
199
00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,226
(scattered applause)
Whose birthday is it?
200
00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:10,061
Very funny.
201
00:07:10,963 --> 00:07:13,198
Oh, it's a tooth cake?
202
00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,570
Yup.
Happy birthday!
203
00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:19,504
Get up, yeah.
204
00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:22,140
Birthday boy,
and we all knew it...
205
00:07:22,142 --> 00:07:23,475
Yeah.
Huh?
206
00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:32,384
Oh, Abbi.
207
00:07:32,386 --> 00:07:33,552
Stacey, yeah,
it's so good.
208
00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:34,553
Oh, Abbi.
That's good.
209
00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,821
I feel crazy.
I feel--
210
00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,456
Me too.
It's so crazy.
211
00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,790
I really feel--
212
00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,125
I feel really--
213
00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:40,625
Ah.
214
00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:43,195
Ah, Stacey.
That's so good.
215
00:07:43,197 --> 00:07:44,629
Stacey.
216
00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,431
Stacey!
217
00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,466
Stace?
218
00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:48,667
Male Stacey!
219
00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,936
Male Stacey!
220
00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,038
Oh, (bleep).
221
00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:55,707
(jackhammer pounding)
222
00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,008
(shouting)
So, to clarify, you raped--
223
00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,577
(jackhammer stops)
(speaking) Ooh.
224
00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,212
You raped him.
225
00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:01,313
No, no.
226
00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,348
He passed out
from the heat.
227
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:04,816
He seriously
wanted it.
228
00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:08,553
Ooh! That is literally
what "they" say.
229
00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,655
Yeah, but I really
mean it.
230
00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:12,357
So do "they."
231
00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:13,124
Well, I--
232
00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:17,429
Dude, did you...
finish?
233
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:19,631
My God,
I raped him, dude.
234
00:08:19,633 --> 00:08:21,233
I-- I raped
Male Stacey.
235
00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:22,000
I'm a monster.
Wow.
236
00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,335
I need an air conditioner,
immediately!
237
00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,304
Wow, wow,
wow, wow, wow!
238
00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,240
♪♪
239
00:08:28,242 --> 00:08:30,475
They moved the fans.
Good call.
240
00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,476
You know, I was
gonna say something,
241
00:08:31,478 --> 00:08:33,278
but I didn't want to step
on anyone's toes, you know,
242
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,347
'cause like,
I don't work here.
243
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,581
Why don't you work here?
244
00:08:36,583 --> 00:08:39,050
You don't (bleep)
where you eat.
245
00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:40,519
Ooh, Turbie Twist.
246
00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:41,486
You think Lincoln
would want
247
00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:42,554
one of these
for his birthday?
248
00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,723
Probably not, 'cause
he doesn't have any hair.
249
00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:46,358
(clicking tongue)
Ugh, right.
250
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,292
Right?
Right, right, right.
251
00:08:47,294 --> 00:08:48,960
Yeah. Hmm.
Yep, you're right.
252
00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:49,728
You know what?
Follow me.
253
00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,329
We'll check out
the ravioli attachments
254
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,130
for his pasta maker.
255
00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:54,833
Lincoln has a pasta maker?
No way.
256
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,134
Yeah, you don't know
about this?
257
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:56,768
The homemade pasta.
258
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,870
He makes a different kind
every Sunday night.
259
00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,071
It's on his blog.
260
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:00,972
What blog?
261
00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:02,707
"The Al Dente Dentist."
262
00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,042
Do you not talk
to Lincoln?
263
00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,278
It should be called
"The Al Dentist."
264
00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,112
No, we don't--
265
00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:08,613
We don't talk.
We hook up,
266
00:09:08,615 --> 00:09:10,015
I smoke him up,
we watch TV.
267
00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,116
It's great.
268
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:11,850
Abbi!
269
00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:15,153
You come here, you don't
come find me in flatware?
270
00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,322
Come on!
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
271
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,189
Wow!
272
00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:19,024
(both) Hmm.
273
00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,960
Here we go.
This is it.
274
00:09:21,962 --> 00:09:23,762
Whew!
275
00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:24,963
Yes.
276
00:09:24,965 --> 00:09:26,898
Whoo!
Right.
277
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,968
Blam! (scatting)
I'm just gonna...
278
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,470
Oh, my God.
279
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:34,739
Wow.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
280
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,743
All right.
Thank you, guys.
281
00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:40,245
Thank you so much.
282
00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,180
Whoa!
Oh, ho, ho!
283
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,383
Holler at me, Abbi!
(laughing)
284
00:09:45,618 --> 00:09:46,952
Good to see you, Abbi.
Oh, I'll see you.
285
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:48,353
How often do you
come in here?
286
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,120
Not that much.
287
00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,222
Well, look what
the cat dragged in.
288
00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,724
Hey.
All right.
289
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,726
Oh, my God.
290
00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,796
The planning this takes
is unbelievable.
291
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,164
This is incredible.
What's going on?
292
00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,366
Oh, my God, she doesn't
do dances with me.
293
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,434
(both laughing)
294
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:04,202
Hi, pretty lady!
What's up?
295
00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,503
What is up?
Oh, look--
296
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,271
Okay.
You know what?
297
00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:07,806
I've got a cutting board
with your name on it.
298
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:08,473
Stunning.
No!
299
00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:10,075
No, really, I've been
calling it "The Abbi."
300
00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,009
Great.
Oh!
301
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,243
You go do that.
302
00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:14,179
I will get
an air conditioner.
303
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:17,248
Meet you back on
the thing.
304
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:18,984
This feels great.
It is so good.
305
00:10:18,986 --> 00:10:20,585
It's an investment,
you know?
Right?
306
00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:22,587
I'll look for a cab
on the side streets,
307
00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:23,421
you take the avenue.
308
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,757
Genius. All angles.
Whoo!
309
00:10:27,526 --> 00:10:29,127
Come on, New York!
310
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:33,031
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
BRB!
311
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:33,965
Ab, I got one!
312
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:36,001
Right back here!
Are you (bleep) kidding me?
313
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,370
Oh, my God!
What the--
314
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:41,139
(bleep)!
315
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,107
What do you think
about this
316
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,375
for my Facebook
status update?
317
00:10:43,377 --> 00:10:46,778
"Seeking air conditioner,
free to cheap.
318
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,779
Thanks.
Bye, guys."
319
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:48,947
"Bye, guys" is
my favorite part.
320
00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,615
I love that.
I want more you.
321
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:51,616
I want more panache.
322
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,552
I want more spunk,
more jizzy-jazz.
323
00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:55,854
Eww, okay.
324
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:59,824
Maybe Lincoln would want
an avocado for his birthday?
325
00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:02,027
Or like a bag
of avocados?
326
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,827
No.
327
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,998
Sent into... Cloud.
328
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,067
Whoa, dude, I got
two responses already.
329
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,302
Oh, my God.
That's so embarrassing.
330
00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:15,173
They are like up Facebook's
butthole, no shame!
331
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,709
Okay, one is from
my old babysitter.
332
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,309
Whoa.
333
00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:19,244
Who, if
I'm being honest,
334
00:11:19,246 --> 00:11:21,279
potentially broke up
my parents.
335
00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,081
Whoa!
So, no.
336
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,383
The second one's
Benny Calitri.
337
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:26,451
Who's Benny Calitri?
338
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,453
I have one
mutual friend.
339
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,922
(humming)
340
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,425
(phone vibrating)
341
00:11:33,427 --> 00:11:34,392
Hello?
342
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:36,094
Hey, Bevers.
Who's Benny Calitri?
343
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,696
Do I know him?
Yes!
344
00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,930
Remember you had
that party,
345
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,099
you told me I couldn't bring
a "plus one"?
346
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,167
He was my "plus one"!
347
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,035
Great, thanks.
He's one of my best friends.
348
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,770
Did you guys--
349
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:49,774
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
350
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,409
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
351
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,479
Mm-- Uh-oh!
(laughing)
352
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:57,148
(humming)
353
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,017
You know, I've never been
to this neighborhood before,
354
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:03,188
but I'm not scared, 'cause
I'm with a stone cold rapist!
355
00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,590
Okay.
All right.
356
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,758
Listen, Ab...
That I am.
357
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:08,059
It's reverse rapism.
358
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,028
You are raping
rape culture.
359
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,729
Yes!
360
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:12,097
Hey, I'm Benny.
Yeah.
361
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:12,997
We've actually
met before.
362
00:12:12,999 --> 00:12:14,632
Yeah, I'm sorry, I wasn't
talking to you guys.
363
00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:15,767
I'm doing my testimonial
364
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:18,236
for my "Amazing Race"
submission.
365
00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,071
I'm just a guy looking
for a challenge
366
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,507
that'll change
his life forever.
367
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,142
Yes?
So, yeah.
368
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,577
Thank you so much
for this A/C.
369
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,245
If there's anything
I can do to repay you--
370
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,514
Actually, if you guys
want to carry boxes
371
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,049
to the truck,
that'd be great.
372
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,650
I guess.
Okay.
373
00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,385
A couple of my best friends
showed up.
374
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,688
Even though
they were pretty stacked,
375
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,757
I've got to keep my eye
on the prize--
376
00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,992
"The Amazing Race"!
377
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:45,296
♪♪
378
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:58,676
Thanks so much,
guys.
379
00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:01,546
You really pulled my butt
out of the fire.
380
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,614
Yeah, thanks for--
381
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,681
One question--
Why do you guys
382
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,150
want a broken
air conditioner?
383
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:05,717
What?
384
00:13:05,719 --> 00:13:06,851
Your post said,
and I quote,
385
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,621
"Broke-ass girl looking
for an A/C to match."
386
00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:11,189
Why would I ever want
a broken air conditioner?
387
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:12,924
(bleep)!
(bleep) me!
388
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,092
I'm not big into slang,
389
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,127
but I assumed "broke-ass"
means "broken"?
390
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,296
Okay, I know you guys
are annoyed right now--
391
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,197
I'm great
at reading vibes--
392
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,000
but are either of you good
at bungee jumping,
393
00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,434
or can drive
a stick shift?
394
00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:24,769
I need someone
for "Amazing Race"
395
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,070
because my mom
just pulled out.
396
00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:28,740
Maybe your dad
should have pulled out.
397
00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:29,474
Whoa, dude.
398
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,509
That was awesome.
I just thought of that.
399
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,343
I don't get it.
400
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,711
Why don't you take Bevers?
401
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,412
Oh, he can't.
402
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:36,047
He's got all those kittens
to take care of.
403
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,048
What kittens?
404
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,384
Oh, drama.
What?
405
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,052
Drama seems to follow me
wherever I go,
406
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,420
especially when
I'm with the ladies--
407
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:44,656
Stop talking now,
please!
408
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,859
Stop doing
your lame-o video!
409
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,727
You're not
gonna make it!
410
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:54,732
Can we try that again
without you guys yelling?
411
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:55,667
This is gonna work.
412
00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,202
I left my air conditioner
here last year
413
00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,238
when I graduated.
It's technically still mine.
414
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:00,972
It's like when a mom
415
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,507
gives up a baby
for adoption,
416
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:03,374
she should
be able to go
417
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,543
and get that baby back
whenever she pleases.
418
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:08,513
I can't-- I can't get into
adoption with you again.
419
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,549
It's--
Smart. Smart.
420
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,384
(Ilana)
Hello, sir!
421
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,453
I'm gonna sign
my friend in here.
422
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,256
This is expired.
423
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,526
Oh, I see.
We are loving lesbians,
424
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,795
so this is because
we're clearly lesbians?
425
00:14:23,797 --> 00:14:24,529
Okay.
426
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,831
'Cause your
hetero-normative notion--
427
00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,933
I don't care
if you're lesbians.
428
00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:30,435
Okay.
429
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,704
I guess it's because
we're straight, then?
430
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,706
Because we're a minority
in our class,
431
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:35,940
we shouldn't
be treated equally?
432
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,677
The straight girls of 2015
shafted yet again!
433
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:43,481
You kids are all straight,
and you're all gay.
434
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,716
Thank you.
435
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,251
Thank you, sir.
436
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,719
(Abbi) Okay,
we'll just do the thing,
437
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,254
get in, get out.
We got this.
438
00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,489
Yes, we got this.
(grunting)
439
00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:56,294
Guys, some lady
and her mom are here.
440
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,195
(Ilana)
Good one.
441
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,863
What are you, a comedian?
Pretty much.
442
00:14:58,865 --> 00:15:01,266
My uncle
is Adam Corolla.
443
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,401
(whispering)
That's it.
444
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,603
(Abbi) Okay, we're
your new R.A.s,
445
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,006
so I'd cut it with
the douche-fest, ASAP.
446
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,508
This is a spontaneous
room raid.
447
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,843
Whoo!
448
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:13,411
Guys, we don't want
any trouble.
449
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,445
I'm hoping, boys,
450
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,681
that we don't find
any contraband in here,
451
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,117
'cause that would not
be good for you.
452
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:21,352
Uh-oh.
Mini-fridge.
453
00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:25,223
(gasping)
Hey, now!
454
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,725
What do we got here?
455
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,294
Mad vodka, huh?
456
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,495
Good stuff, huh?
457
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,030
And it's also
against the rules.
458
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,765
Strike uno!
459
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,900
(Abbi) Lordy, lordy!
460
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,201
(laughing)
461
00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:38,703
Janet's 40!
462
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:42,640
This is... Stah-rike two!
463
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,741
(sniffing)
464
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:45,510
(Abbi) What is it, girl?
What is it?
465
00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:48,680
Smell something?
(sniffing)
466
00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:49,747
(gasping)
467
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,316
Lordy, lordy.
468
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:55,753
Janet just turned 40!
469
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:56,888
What the crap is that?
470
00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:57,989
This is strike three.
471
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:58,823
Honestly,
that's not ours.
472
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,125
Yeah, who would leave weed
in a wall, anyway?
473
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,928
(mocking) Who would
leave weed in a wall?
474
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,129
A weed genius!
475
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,031
And she'd leave it there
indefinitely,
476
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,167
in case of emergency.
477
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,037
This is a serious violation
of the ethics code
478
00:16:13,039 --> 00:16:16,040
our dear university
abides by.
479
00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:20,912
I'm sorry, but as R.A.s,
we've got to report you.
480
00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,848
Hold on, Ilana.
Hold on, hold on.
481
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,550
I don't think
the head R .A. needs
482
00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,918
to find out
about this.
483
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:27,919
It's their
first violation.
484
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:31,356
Maybe we just revoke
the A/C privileges, you know?
485
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:32,557
Call it a day.
486
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,125
I guess that's fair.
Deal.
487
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,094
Guys, seriously,
the weed isn't ours.
488
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,061
It's not ours.
Also...
489
00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:38,196
what does this have to do
with the A/C?
490
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,231
(Abbi) These are the rules,
and when you graduate
491
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:41,833
and get a real job
like an R .A.,
492
00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:42,633
we can talk about it.
493
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,936
R.A.s are students.
When you graduate,
494
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,605
we can talk about
what an R.A. is and isn't,
495
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,241
and whether or not
we are students.
496
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:55,146
While my partner
in justice
497
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,914
removes your A/C,
498
00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,752
I'm gonna teach you boys
about the dangers
499
00:17:00,754 --> 00:17:02,420
of ripping
underaged bongs.
500
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:03,955
Now, you take this,
brother.
501
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:06,491
You're gonna smoke
the whole bag.
502
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,892
You're first,
little buddy.
503
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,261
Now, suck it up.
(bong bubbling)
504
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,497
That's it.
And here we go.
505
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:16,734
♪♪
506
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,666
(Ilana) Yeah, I invented
this app--
507
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,969
Well, okay, I didn't
invent it yet, but soon.
508
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:55,807
It's this photo app that,
um, adds lasers to images,
509
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,776
so you could put lasers
coming out of eyes,
510
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,778
or nipples,
or buttholes.
511
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:01,712
That'd be pretty cool,
512
00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,614
if it wasn't
already an app.
513
00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,482
Ugh.
514
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,250
Wow, you hands
are big.
515
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,118
I don't know
what that mean--
516
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:10,188
I could say something,
like "big hands," or...
517
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:11,489
right?
(chuckling)
518
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,890
(laughing)
519
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,758
Stop it.
520
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,259
You're so funny.
521
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:16,794
Have you ever
heard of Bleepy?
522
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,763
Of course!
Bleepy is huge!
523
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,565
Well, I invented that.
524
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:21,499
No!
It's obviously
525
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:25,069
not my only capitalist
venture at this time.
526
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:26,871
Eww.
527
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,040
Whoa, look at that.
528
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,176
Dude.
529
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,779
I'm definitely applying
here next year.
530
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,348
Wait, I thought you said
you're a senior.
531
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:40,718
I am, at Morristown
Prep Academy.
532
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,254
Okay.
533
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:48,493
So, how... old are you?
534
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,061
16.
535
00:18:50,063 --> 00:18:53,564
Oh, I've done it again.
536
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,066
I'm a repeated
sex offender.
537
00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:55,700
I'm a monster,
538
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,768
and I just have to deal
with that, so...
539
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,603
Okay, okay.
540
00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:01,639
So, you made out
with a minor.
541
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:05,143
You finished
a couple of moments
542
00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:06,844
after a dude
went unconscious.
543
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,846
You're a sex offender
at worst!
544
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:10,948
Welcome to the club.
(scoffing)
545
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:11,849
Honestly.
There's a club?
546
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,084
I didn't know
there was a club.
547
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:14,452
Yeah, it's, uh...
(laughing)
548
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,853
it's not hard
to get into.
549
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,223
(both laughing)
550
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:22,627
And very, very
happy birthday.
551
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,928
Thank you.
552
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:25,463
"Reginald Corolla"?
Yeah.
553
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:30,067
This asshole's got $3,600
on his meal card.
554
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:31,669
That's awesome,
'cause my office
555
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,305
is right around the corner
from an NYU dining hall.
556
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,240
That's amazing.
I love it.
557
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,243
I am honored
and thrilled
558
00:19:39,245 --> 00:19:41,078
that you would
steal something for me.
559
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,247
I feel like
a fugitive.
Yeah?
560
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,450
And if anyone asks,
I'll say...
561
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,119
the one-armed man
took it.
562
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,854
(both laughing)
563
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,523
Yes.
564
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,958
You don't get it,
do you?
565
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,893
No, I don't
get it at all.
566
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,362
(both laughing)
567
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:03,000
Ooh, you guys are gonna
have to thank Aunt Abbi
568
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,669
for your comfy
new bed.
569
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,170
That's her sweatshirt.
570
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,306
We're a happy family,
right?
571
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,908
You got me,
Daddy-Maddy.
572
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,577
You got Odysseus,
573
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:16,681
Medusa, Artemis,
Hermes.
574
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,849
You got Drew--
575
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:19,750
Drew?
576
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,954
Guys, where is Drew?
577
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:24,021
Drew!
578
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,123
It is so nice in here!
579
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,158
So good.
It's so good!
580
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,259
I feel amazing.
It's amazing.
581
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,794
It's like a whole
other apartment.
582
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:30,394
It is, right?
583
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:31,862
Like a whole 'nother
apartment, yeah.
584
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:32,863
Yes. Yes!
585
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,198
(coughing)
So good.
586
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,166
So good.
587
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,968
So good!
588
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:39,203
(kitten meowing)
589
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,571
(kitten meowing)
590
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,407
(together)
Holy (bleep)!
591
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,443
(bleep)!
592
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:47,044
Who the (bleep)
are you?
593
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,346
(Stacey) How did you
get in here?
594
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,848
How did you get into
my apartment?
595
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:53,017
(Abbi) You're sitting
here watching us?
596
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:53,918
You (bleep) perv!
597
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,620
Oh, yeah, hide!
Oh, yeah, yeah, hide!
598
00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:56,487
Get in that box!
599
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,756
No, you've got some
explaining to do!
600
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,592
(purring)
Are you sure
that's even a cat?
601
00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,567
(mocking)
What a sweet boy
you are.
602
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,469
(crying)
(crying)
603
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,237
(both crying)
604
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,572
(mocking)
I never seen that!
605
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:16,274
I'm a good boy.
I never seen it...
606
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,042
I'm a sweet boy.
In my life. No!
607
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:20,745
Don't tell my mommy.
I never seen that!
608
00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:20,778
What is it?
40310
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian (Nynorsk)
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof