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This is it, dudes:
my favourite place in Gravity Falls
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Everything I know I learned right here
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A frog told me how to cross a street
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When my house was haunted,
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I learned how to eat ghosts
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And this thing taught me how to dance
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I've been jigging for 7 days straight!
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Soos?..
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Let him have this
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Congratulations!
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You win!
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Oh! Watch out!
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Ooh, cutscene
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Dr. Karate, you killed my father
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Dr. Karate, you killed my father again!
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You take that baaack!
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Fight!
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Yeah yeah yeah! Go go!
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Our winner Rumble McSkirmish
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Winners don't lose!
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What? You cheated
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You'll take that baaack!
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Round 2
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I'm gonna punch them rough
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Fight!
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Let's gang up on them
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Wendy! What's up babe?
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Just putting up some flyers for my band
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I'm leading guitar. No biggie
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Are you wearing mascara?
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Um, it's eye-paint for men
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Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game
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Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet
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How's about you sit this one out, kid champ?
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But... We just started this round
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Hey, relax, man
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I'm just trying to spend a little time
with my girlfriend, all right?
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It'll just be one round
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Round 3. Fight!
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I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad,
so I won't be around
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Ah, cool, cool. Watch out!
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King me!
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It's not fair!
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She doesn't even know what we're playing!
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Go fish?
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Dude. I think I'm picking up
a radio station inside my head
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Try blinking to see if you can change the channel
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We-endy-y!..
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Sounds like Robbie
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Robbie?
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Is he that jerky twerp I see making
goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?
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He called me big dude once. I mean,
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I am a big dude, but it kinda hurt
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Should I sick Waddles on him again?
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Easy, tiger!
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I'll handle it
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O-o-oh!
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Ha-ha, conflict
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Wendy, Wendy-Wendy, Wendy!
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Come on out, girl! Come on down!
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You realize she's not here, right?
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Pssh. Yes.
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What?
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She's out camping with her family today
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Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know that
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What was that?
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I just said she's not here
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No-no-no. You wanna get into it, huh?
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Who wants get into it, kid?
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You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?
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It's obvious, you've gotta thing for my girlfriend,
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Don't you? Don't you?
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What? No! Come on, man!
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Yeah. I'm sure she's just dying to ask out 12 year old kid
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who wears the exact same shorts every day
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Hey, here's an idea.
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Why don't I call her right now and see
if she wants to go out on a date with you
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Hey! Look! Don't... You don't have to!
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Don't, please, man!..
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What are you gonna do, huh?
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What? What? (Hello?)
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My phone!
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I'll buy you a new one
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Oh no. You're not getting off that easy!
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Hey, I know a fight when I see one
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Stay right there!
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You, me, Circle Park, 3 o'clock
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We finish this!
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Oh, he's gone
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I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets
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The smart money's on skinny jeans
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What was I thinking? I can't fight!
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I've never been in a fight before
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Look at these noodle arms!
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Just bonk him over the head
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It's nature's snooze button
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Boys!
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Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret?
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Like girls do
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Sure, listen to your sister
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Maybe you can share dresses too
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Ha-ha-ha Boom!
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Maybe he'll just forget about it?
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Maybe it'll all blow over
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I don't know Dipper. Teenagers are dangerous
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Those hormones turn them into killing machines
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Really?
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Oh yeah dude. My cousin Reggie got in a fight with teen once
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The guy broke like...
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All his arms... All his legs...
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I think he killed him or something, I don't know
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Me and Reggie were just talking about it
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I can't stay here. What if Robbie comes back?
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I gotta hide!
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Look kid. You've got yourself a choice here
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You could either go face him like a man
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or you can hide indoors, like a wimp
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What will it be?
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Wimp it is
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Come on, Soos. Robbie is twice my size!
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I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?
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I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes
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This day will never end
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Relax, Dipper. Just try not to think about Robbie
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Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?
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"Why you ackin' so cray-cray" will be back in a moment
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Poor Dipper
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Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears
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Fears are for chumps. That's why I don't have any
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You want me to go get a ladder?
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— We don't have one
— What?
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You know, study shows that keeping a ladder inside the house
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is more dangerous than a loaded gun
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That's why I own ten guns:
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in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder
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Grunkle Stan! Why you ackin' so cray-cray?
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You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!
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I gotta go now
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Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?
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Of course!
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I think he has a secret fear of heights!
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We'll have to test him to be sure
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Or we could leave well enough alone
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Na-a-ah!
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I wonder what it's gonna be like
to go inside a video game for real
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I should have thought of this years ago!
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Stupid Robbie, such a jerk
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Round 4. Fight!
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K.O.
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Continue?
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A winner never runs away from a fight!
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That's easy for you to say
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You have more than one life!
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I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me
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"To unleash ultimate power?"
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I do like things that are ultimate
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Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward,
down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!
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I guess it didn't work
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Uh... Soos?
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Select your character!
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Uh... Rumble McSkirmish?
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You're real?
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High five!
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Ow! Your pixels are really sharp!
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Greetings child boy!
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I'm Rumble McSkirmish from a USA!
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Punch Kick Punch Kick!
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Ow! Cool!
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Change machine! Change me into a powerful wolf!
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With Rumble around Robbie will be so scared
I won't even need to fight him
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I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!
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I need power-ups!
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This is so amazing! I've got to show Soos!
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Soos?
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Help! I'm trapped in a game!
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It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring
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It's not just a game anymore
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Alright Waddles. It's time to begin
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Operation Get Stan Over His Fear Of Heights!
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I came up with that name
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Happy Great Uncle's Day!
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There's a Great Uncle's Day?
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Of course it's not a day I've made up
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High heels! You shouldn't have
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Seriously. What... What is this?
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What's wrong?
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Are you saying these heels are too high?
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Do they make you uncomfortable?
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— Maybe
— Admit it! Admit you have a fear of heights!
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What? That's why you bought me these?
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You should be ashamed of youself!
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And on Great Uncle's Day no less!
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But no, I don't have a fear of heights
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We now return to world's most terrifying skydiving!
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Ah! Ah! Ah! Turn if off!
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So I have a fear of heights
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Is that really so cray-cray?
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We don't have any traditional power-ups
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Turkey legs, pizza boxes or golden rings
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How about half a taco?
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Place it on the floor
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I wish I could do that!
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Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight fighters!
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Take me to the Soviet Union!
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That's gonna be tough. For a number of reasons
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But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls
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Maximum power?
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His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda my archenemy
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Did he kill your father?
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Well, he's dating the girl I like
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and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates
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And then he killed your father!
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Uh, sure
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Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me,
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so I don't have to fight the guy?
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Ha-ha-ha! Your question makes my shoulders bounce!
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Fireball! Uppercut! Downercut! Bowl of punch!
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So you'll protect me from Robbie?
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Challenge accepted! Press Start!
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Oh-oh. I think I hear my uncle
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Stay perfectly still
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I said stay still
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This is as still as I can stay
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How I'm gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?
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Hey Mable. Have you met Rumble yet?
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He's my new bodyguard
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The child gave me a taco!
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Wow! He's got a crazy voice!
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Here, say these words
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Effervescent!
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Applefritter!
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Riboflavin!
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Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine
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I'm gonna get him to defend me from Robbie
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Isn't that kinda like cheating?
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I guess so
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Well, I'll see you after the fight
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Poop! Poppenbuts!
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Tell me my opponent's special moves
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Don't worry. As soon as he sees you,
he's gonna wet his pants
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His wet pants will be no match for this!
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Woah! Where did that come from?
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I punched an oil drum!
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Trust me, you won't need that. Just give him a good scare
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Yes!
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With this!
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This street has really dangerous litter
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Hey Grunkle Stan!
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How would you like to go take a walk
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nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?
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Huh! Beats just sitting around being old
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Wait a minute!
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You're not planning on taking me
somewhere super high up, are you?
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Grunkle Stan! I would never!
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Scout's honour!
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All right. Let's go
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Hee-hee-hee
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Well-well-well, look who decided to show up
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I thought you chickened out
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You ready to settle this like men?
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Look dude, I don't think you wanna fight me
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Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt
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You're scared, huh? Is that it?
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Ok dude. You asked for it
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Who's your friend? And why is he blurry?
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This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived
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Yeah, right. Hey eyepatch, what have the kid promised you
270
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more tate for your forearms?
271
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:06,460
How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?!
272
00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:07,210
Wait, what?
273
00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:09,480
I'm giving you one last chance: back down,
274
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or this guy is gonna go nuts
275
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How about you back down, kid!
276
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:16,050
You asked for it. Rumble, go!
277
00:13:17,650 --> 00:13:18,310
What the?..
278
00:13:19,790 --> 00:13:21,560
Wha... What is happening?
279
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,510
I didn't want to do this, man, but you gave me no choice
280
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:26,220
Maybe now you won't mess with me
281
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,930
Woah! Rumble, you can stop! I think Robbie's had enough!
282
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Rumble Throw!
283
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Stop! I said stop!
284
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,660
What the? That guy is crazy!
285
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Fireball!
286
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,080
What the heck was that?
287
00:13:44,380 --> 00:13:46,870
You're only supposed to scare him, you almost killed him!
288
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I will not rest until the man who dishonoured you
289
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is DESTROYED!
290
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Punch!
291
00:13:56,230 --> 00:13:57,050
This isn't good
292
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,050
Something told me this would be his first stop
293
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:08,830
Chill out man!
294
00:14:10,610 --> 00:14:12,290
Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!
295
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,200
Rumble, wait!
296
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,270
Punch-punch-punch!
297
00:14:28,190 --> 00:14:29,330
You don't have to do this
298
00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:31,670
At least pace yourself
299
00:14:32,780 --> 00:14:33,840
You might get a cramp
300
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:36,990
I love you dad!
301
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Oh! My car!
302
00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,690
We'll just buy another one
303
00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,520
I love being rich
304
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All you can hit!
305
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,560
Hi dude!
306
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,220
Soos! Where have you been?
307
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:03,700
Long story, man.
308
00:15:03,910 --> 00:15:06,430
Dude, did you see that video game guy
destroying everything in sight?
309
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,010
That's crazy!
310
00:15:08,130 --> 00:15:12,060
Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard
311
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:14,740
But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!
312
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,450
You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?
313
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You know I do!
314
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,800
Take off your blindfold NOW!
315
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:32,990
Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting
316
00:15:33,340 --> 00:15:35,050
You're doing better than I thought!
317
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:36,830
Now look over the handrail
318
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Nope
319
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,490
Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?
320
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Finally, I'm safe
321
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,410
Hey, Robbie, get your own water tower!
322
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Shh, keep it down, he'll find us!
323
00:15:49,850 --> 00:15:51,100
Challenger sighted!
324
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:55,730
On to save the day, dude
325
00:15:57,530 --> 00:15:59,910
You can hide, but you cannot hide!
326
00:16:00,030 --> 00:16:03,060
Rumble, this has to stop, please, listen to me!
327
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Kick!
328
00:16:06,110 --> 00:16:07,000
What was that?
329
00:16:07,090 --> 00:16:07,880
Oh boy
330
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,500
We're safe, right?
331
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,430
Of course not! This thing is on stills!
332
00:16:13,590 --> 00:16:14,550
High, high up!
333
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,430
Punch!
334
00:16:20,130 --> 00:16:21,270
Finish him!
335
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,580
No no no! Don't! Don't finish me!
336
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,230
Rumble!
337
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:33,220
Rumble, I have something to tell you
338
00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:34,330
Robbie...
339
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,710
Robbie didn't kill my father
340
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:38,530
Then who did?
341
00:16:38,670 --> 00:16:39,170
What?
342
00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:41,410
No one did, I lied to you
343
00:16:41,570 --> 00:16:43,540
Then you're actually a...
344
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,390
bad guy!
345
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,400
I guess I kinda am...
346
00:16:50,970 --> 00:16:52,490
My entire journey —
347
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,830
A lie. My honour has been insulted
348
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:59,350
Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil
349
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:02,790
The boy has led me astray from my teachings
350
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,330
If Robbie V. is not the last stage,
351
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,660
then it must be...
352
00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,960
YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!
353
00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:11,660
Dude!
354
00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,450
Don't fight him, man
355
00:17:13,590 --> 00:17:16,180
That guy's got like the black belt
wrapped around his black belt
356
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:17,170
You could get killed
357
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,000
I have to
358
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:21,180
I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it
359
00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:23,230
You're sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?
360
00:17:25,650 --> 00:17:27,000
Fight like a man it is
361
00:17:30,270 --> 00:17:30,980
Ready!
362
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:39,760
Fight!
363
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:45,910
Fireball and lightning ball through
364
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:46,670
Fire!
365
00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:53,100
Ha ha ha! You fight like a girl!
366
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,490
Who was also a baby!
367
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:08,840
Oh no
368
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,060
That was worth a shot
369
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,720
No. I have no looking up
370
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:23,680
...animation!
371
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:33,310
What should I do? Roll him up and put him on my wall?
372
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:35,270
Dude! We should rock paper scissors for him
373
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:36,740
FIST
374
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:37,800
FIST PUNCH
375
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:39,500
FIST PUNCH RAIN!!!
376
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:49,460
Never underestimate that I have punches!
377
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,810
SUPER
378
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:01,290
SUPER POWER
379
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:01,720
SUPER POWER NINJA
380
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,170
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO
381
00:19:02,170 --> 00:19:02,550
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO
382
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:02,960
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA
383
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:03,330
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
384
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:03,690
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA
385
00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:04,080
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI
386
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:04,480
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA
387
00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:04,790
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META
388
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,220
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA
389
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:05,530
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER
390
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:06,500
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX
391
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,850
SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER
MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX
COMBO!!!
392
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,730
You sir truly are the champion of champions
393
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,570
Rumble wins!
394
00:19:22,470 --> 00:19:24,040
Winners don't lose!
395
00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,390
I wouldn't be too sure about that, man
396
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:28,070
Game Over!
397
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,310
What? No! No!
398
00:19:30,510 --> 00:19:33,320
Noooooooo!
399
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,790
Game over, old friend
400
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,290
Ha-ha, nice one, dude
401
00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,950
I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan
402
00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,040
I thought this would help but I was wrong
403
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:50,590
So wrong!
404
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,540
I... I survived!
405
00:19:53,330 --> 00:19:54,890
I survived and I feel great!
406
00:19:55,190 --> 00:19:57,720
Wait. Let me do a cocky dance just to be sure
407
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,360
Ha-ha! Deal with it, world!
408
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,060
Stan Pines is cured of his fear of heights!
409
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,230
— You're coming kid?
— Uh-huh
410
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:09,750
What's the matter? You've got a fear of heights now?
411
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,090
Oh-oh
412
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:17,590
What? Who was that guy?
413
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,440
Why is it that whenever you're around,
414
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,670
there's always ghosts and monsters and whatever?!
415
00:20:21,950 --> 00:20:22,890
I don't know, man
416
00:20:22,980 --> 00:20:25,780
That guy almost broke my neck.
You know how mad I am right now?
417
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,640
So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh
418
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:31,190
Go ahead, man. Do your worst.
419
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:32,730
I just wanna get this over with
420
00:20:33,070 --> 00:20:35,910
Oh man, I'm so gonna enjoy this
421
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,710
— Aren't you gonna run?
— Nope
422
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,580
Are you sure?
423
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,240
Pfft. It's not ever worth it
424
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:50,720
Playing lead guitar, so I'm gonna save my hands
425
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:53,380
Hey guys, I heard some crazy screaming out here
426
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,820
— Wendy?!
— Wendy?! You're back!
427
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:57,670
Yeah, man. Oh. What the heck happened here?
428
00:20:58,020 --> 00:20:59,250
Freak tornado or something?
429
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:02,100
Uhh... Well...
430
00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:03,910
And why are your faces all jacked up?
431
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:05,810
You guys weren't fighting each other, were you?
432
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,360
I hate it when guys fight
433
00:21:08,090 --> 00:21:10,710
No, fighting? No, why would we? Never!
434
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:15,060
We actually fell down trying to stop
two other guys from fighting each other
435
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,980
Cool. Really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out
436
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,560
I've got some unpacking to do
437
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:22,630
I'll text you guys later
438
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,730
Did you hear that? She called my one of her two boys!
439
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:31,450
She was looking at me though
440
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,630
Look, Robbie. If we stay at each other's
throats, we'll both lose Wendy
441
00:21:35,030 --> 00:21:36,710
We need to make a cold war pact
442
00:21:37,050 --> 00:21:38,710
Ok. What's that?
443
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,290
We need to learn to just hate each other in silence
444
00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,490
You mean, like...
445
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:44,140
What girls do?
446
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,680
Yeah, exactly. What girls do
447
00:21:48,090 --> 00:21:49,570
So then I told Thompson:
448
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,690
"Hey! Save some for the rest of us!"
449
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,950
Good one, Wendy!
450
00:21:54,890 --> 00:21:56,630
Oh, man. Just a second
451
00:22:01,510 --> 00:22:02,540
So as I was saying
452
00:22:03,270 --> 00:22:04,850
Yeah, I know, you're the best!
453
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:10,690
[Subtitles by Ilya Zverev, for addic7ed.com]
454
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:14,430
I'm Dipper. I have shorts and determination!
455
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,000
It's-a me, a-Mabel!
456
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,740
I'm slower, but I jump higher!
457
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,630
Pick me or whatever
458
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:25,170
Yum-yum-yum-nom-nom-yum-yum
459
00:22:27,450 --> 00:22:29,490
Alas, 'twas not but a dream
460
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:34,080
Om-nom-nom-nom
461
00:22:34,230 --> 00:22:35,140
Eating my friends
462
00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,040
Om-nom
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