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Oh, no Mabel. I...
I don't feel so good!
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I...
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Bleechhh!
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Ohh! Grunkle Stan,
what did you feed us?
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Bwahhhh!
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Barfy!
Guys, stop!
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Something terrible
just happened!
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Comedy gold!
All right, all right!
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Party supplies
are now off-limits.
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Mr. Pines,
whose birthday is it again?
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Nobody's. Thought this party
might be a good way
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to get kids to spend money
at the shack.
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Nice!
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The young people of this town
want fun,
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I'll smother 'em with fun!
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Maybe comments like that
are why kids don't come
to the mystery shack.
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Hey! Hey! How's about
you make yourself useful
and copy these flyers?
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Oh, boy! A trip to
the copier store!
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Calendars, mugs,
t-shirts and more!
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They got it all
at the copier store.
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That's not their slogan,
I just really feel that way
about the copier store.
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Save the trouble.
You know the old copier
in my office?
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I finally fixed
the old girl up.
Good as new!
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Butterflies!
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Does it even work?
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Uhh!
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Success!
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Aah!
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Aaah!
Aaah!
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Stay back!
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Oh, my gosh. Mabel,
I think this copier
can copy human beings!
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Do you realize what this means?
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All right, party people,
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and Dipper,
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let's talk business.
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Soos, because
you'll work for free...
and you begged...
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I'm letting you be D.J.
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You won't regret it,
Mr. Pines.
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I got this book that
teached me how to D.J.
R-r-r-right.
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Not encouraging.
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I-I could work
with Wendy.
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You realize if you do,
you gotta commit to staying
at the ticket stand with Wendy.
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No getting out of it,
just the two of you,
alone, all night.
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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I promise.
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Aah! What?
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Uh, uh,
I can work the counter
with you, Wendy!
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Let's kiss! Mmm... Mmm...
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Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want,
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but I have devised a plan
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to make sure my night with Wendy
goes perfect.
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Plan? Oh, you're not
making one of those
overcomplicated listy things,
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are you?
Overcomplicated?
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Let me just... all right,
hold that there... okay...
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"Step one:
Getting to know each other
with playful banter."
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Banter is like talking,
but smarter.
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That sounds like
a dumb idea for poop-heads.
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Yeah, see, this isn't banter.
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This is what I want
to avoid with Wendy.
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The final step
is to ask her to dance.
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Oh, Dipper!
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I'm so happy you decided to work
the ticket stand with me!
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You're so organized.
Show me that checklist again?
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Oh!
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If I follow
steps one through eleven,
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nothing can get in my way.
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Dippeyou're the one
getting in your way.
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Why can't you just walk up
and talk to her
like a normal person?
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Step nine, sister...
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Can your uncle
throw a party or what?
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The energy...it's electric!
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Uh, lightning. Lightning...
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And if anyone wants to leave,
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I'm charging an exit fee
of 15 bucks!
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I've only got 13!
We're trapped!
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"Step one: Casual banter."
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So, here's a casual question.
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What's your favorite
type of snack food?
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Oh, man. I can't
just pick one.
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No way! Mine too!
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Wait. What?
Uh, I mean...
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I mean...
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New topic! New topic!
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Go! Go!
Work it! Work it!
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Wow! You've got an animal
on your body! I'm Mabel.
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Hi. I'm grenda.
This is candy.
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Why do you have forks
taped to your fingers?
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Improvement of human being.
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I've found my people.
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Remember, dudes,whoever, um,
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party hearties... what?...
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gets the party crown!
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Most applause at the endof the night wins!
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Whoa!
Wow!
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Party crown?
I'll take that.
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Thank you very much.
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Who's that?
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The most popular girl in town:
Pacifica northwest.
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I always feel bad about myself
around her.
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I can't justgive you the crown.
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It's sort ofa competition thing.
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Honestly,
who's gonna compete
againme?
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Fork girl? Lizard lady?
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Hold me, candy!
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Our kind isn't welcome here!
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Hey! I'll compete!
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I'm Mabel.
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That sounds like
a fat old lady's name.
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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May the better partier win.
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Nice meeting you!
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She's going down.
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Whoa! Sounds like the party's
gettin' nuts!
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Let the battle forthe party crown begin!
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Mabel comes out strong.
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Watch out, pacifica!
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I've gotta get in there!
Cover for me?
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Heh heh. Um, well, I...
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thanks, man.
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I'll be back shortly!
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I'm sure Stan won't mind
if I'm gone for a few minutes.
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Hey! What are you
doin', kid?!
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These suckers aren't
going to rip themselvoff.
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Yeah!
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You promised. Remember?
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I did?
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Dippe I promise.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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Argh. If only I could be
two places at once.
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I wonder if this
is a good idea.
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Whoa!
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I have a really big head.
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Ha! Sorry.
Ha! Sorry.
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You first.
You first.
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Stop copying me!
Stop copying me!
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Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Aah! Ow! Ow!
Funny bone.
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I will call you
"number two."
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Definitely not.
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You know a name
I've always wanted...
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Tyrone.
Tyrone.
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Okay, Tyrone,
let's get down to business.
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I'm thinkin' you cover me
at the ticket stand
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while I ask Wendy to dance.
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I know the plan, buddy.
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Hey, we're not gonna get jealous
and turn on each other
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like the clones
in the movies, are we?
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Dipper, please. This is you
you're talking about.
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Plus, hey, you can always
just disintegrate me with water.
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Yeah...
Yeah...
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Yeah...Yeah...
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Whew.
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Great news, Wendy.
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I got somebody to cover
the concessions for me.
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That's awesome! You can
hang out with me and Robbie.
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Robbie, you remember Dipper
from the convenience store.
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Uh, no.
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Yo, Wendy, check out
my new guitar.
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Whoa, cool.
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Robbie, you're a stupid,
arrogant fraud,
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but kiss me anyway
because you can play guitar.
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Oh, wait. I forgot
something.
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Ohh...
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Let's get married tonight!
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Hey, buddy,it's me. You.
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I just had the same
jealousy fantasy.
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We gotta get rid of Robbie
if I ever want to
dance with Wendy!
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Hey, Dipper!
We're gonna go sit on the couch.
Meet us when you're done.
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00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:09,046
Oh, no! They're
sitting on the couch!
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We gotta think of
something quick!
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I got an idea.
I got the same one.
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But we're gonna need some help.
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And that's where
you come in,
number three.
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But what if Robbie catches me?
I'll be all alone.
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Okay, one more clone.
Makes a good point.
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Four dippers. This is
a four-Dipper plan.
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Uh-oh, paper jam.
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Aah!
Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!
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Come on, you're not gonna
make me partner up wihim,are you?
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Shh! Don't be rude.
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Hey, buddy, hey.
It's okay.
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Okay, just one more clone.
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♪ ...me is forever ♪
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♪ Always ♪
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♪ Forever ♪
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I used to sing like that...
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Before my voice changed.
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Pacifica pulls ahead!
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Try and top that.
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Oh, grenda? By the way,
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you sound like
a professional wrestler.
Ha ha ha ha!
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I wanna put her in a headlock
and make her feel pain!
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It's not over
till it's over,
sisters!
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Watch this!
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Soos! Give me
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the eighties's
crowd-pleasingest,
rock balladiest song you got!
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Excellent.
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♪ Don't start
un-believing ♪
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♪ Never don't not
feel your feelings ♪
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Now I'm gonna do a flip!
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That was for you guys!!!
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Dudes, would the ownerof a silver and red dirt bike
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please report outside?It is being stolen right now.
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Wait... what?!
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Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
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Hey! Come back here!
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Oh, tough break.
I wonder who those guys are
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that aren't me
because I'm right here?
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Now we're gonnabring it down for a minute.
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Ladies, dudes,now's the time.
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Ah, snap!
Love this song!
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Hey, goofus!
Now's your chance
to ask Wendy...
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now's your chance
to ask Wendy to dance!
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Come on! Go!
I... ahh...
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Uhh-uhh-uhh...
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Aah! I'll be right back.
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Oh, I agree. You can't
just go and danwith her.
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The dance floor
is a mine field!
A mine field, Tyrone!
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What if there's a glitch
in the sound system!
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Stan might get in the way!
Robbie might come back!
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There's too many variables!
We need help.
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All right, dippers,
gather round.
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Now's the time.
You all clear on
what to do?
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Hey, Soos, look!
A glowing dot!
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Oh, man, I am so glad
I turned my head.
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That dot does not disappoint.
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Right. Like I'm gonna
fall for that.
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Aaah! Gimme that money, Sonny!
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There's your cue.
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It's the perfect moment
to ask Wendy to dance.
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Good luck, me.
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I don't need luck.
I have a plan.
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Aaah!
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Oh, hey, man,
what's up?
W-what are you doing here?
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I mean, wouldn't you rather
be out on the dance floor,
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uh, in, like,
exactly 42 seconds?
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I'm just waiting
for the bathroom.
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Um, um, okay.
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Uh, small talk,
small talk, small talk...
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00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:16,127
So, hey, let's say
everyone at this party
gets stuck on a desert island.
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Who do you think
the leader would be?
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I...Uh...
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I think I'd go with
this lunatic.
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I'd probably go for
stretch over there.
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00:14:28,106 --> 00:14:31,075
Uh, because tall people
can reach coconuts?
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Speaking of tall,
want to see something?
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Those are my three brothers,
and I'm...
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Boop!
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Ha! You were a freak!
253
00:14:43,255 --> 00:14:44,455
Yep.
254
00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:46,390
You know, kids used to
make fun of my birthmark
255
00:14:46,425 --> 00:14:48,225
before I started
hiding it all the time.
256
00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:50,294
Birthmark?
Uh, no, it's nothing!
257
00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,296
I-I...
why did I say that?!
258
00:14:52,330 --> 00:14:55,099
No way, dude.
Now you have to show me.
259
00:14:55,133 --> 00:14:57,168
Show me, show me!
260
00:15:00,372 --> 00:15:03,074
The big Dipper!
261
00:15:03,108 --> 00:15:05,142
That's how you
got your nickname!
262
00:15:05,177 --> 00:15:07,344
I thought your parents
just hated you or something.
263
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:10,114
Hey, I guess we're both freaks.
264
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:17,021
Wait here?
Of course!
265
00:15:17,055 --> 00:15:18,389
Hey!
266
00:15:18,423 --> 00:15:20,124
What are you doing up here?!
267
00:15:20,158 --> 00:15:22,393
Number ten had been
distracting Soos for 15 minutes!
268
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:26,097
He's gonna get tired
of that dot eventually.
Never!
269
00:15:26,131 --> 00:15:28,332
You won't believe it, guys.
I bumped into Wendy accidentally
270
00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,167
and things are actually
going great!
271
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:33,204
That's nice, but not the plan.
Do we have to remind you?
272
00:15:36,141 --> 00:15:38,342
Oh, man, you guys sound crazy.
273
00:15:38,376 --> 00:15:41,045
Look, maybe we don't
need the plan anymore,
ya know?
274
00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:43,280
Maybe I could just go talk
to her like a normal person.
275
00:15:43,315 --> 00:15:45,316
You bite your tongue!
276
00:15:45,350 --> 00:15:47,118
If you're not gonna
stick to the plan,
277
00:15:47,152 --> 00:15:50,054
maybe you shouldn't be
the Dipper to dance with Wendy.
278
00:15:50,088 --> 00:15:52,323
If you think about it...
279
00:15:52,357 --> 00:15:56,127
Guys, come on.
We said we weren't
gonna turn on each other.
280
00:15:56,161 --> 00:15:58,095
I think we all knew
we were lying.
281
00:15:58,130 --> 00:16:00,097
No! No! Hey!
282
00:16:06,805 --> 00:16:07,972
Uhh!
283
00:16:08,006 --> 00:16:09,039
No, wait!
284
00:16:10,842 --> 00:16:14,178
Aaah! I can't breathe
in here!
Yeah, you can!
285
00:16:14,212 --> 00:16:17,982
Plus there's snacks
and a coloring book
in there for you!
286
00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:19,016
Ohh!
287
00:16:24,256 --> 00:16:27,892
Okay, so now that
original Dipper...
or "Dipper Classic"...
288
00:16:27,926 --> 00:16:31,195
is no longer fit for it,
I nominate myself
to dance with Wendy instead.
289
00:16:31,229 --> 00:16:33,831
I've been around the longest,
so it should be me.
290
00:16:33,865 --> 00:16:35,833
Right? I mean, logically.
Logically, guys.
291
00:16:35,867 --> 00:16:37,134
Fair point, fair point.
292
00:16:37,169 --> 00:16:39,937
Maybeshould get
to dance with Wendy
293
00:16:39,971 --> 00:16:42,006
because I've been around
for the least.
294
00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,941
That makes, like, zero sense.
295
00:16:43,975 --> 00:16:45,242
You make zero sense!
296
00:16:45,277 --> 00:16:47,178
Watch it!
Don't shove people!
297
00:16:47,212 --> 00:16:49,079
Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi!
298
00:16:49,114 --> 00:16:50,781
Aaaah!
299
00:16:50,815 --> 00:16:53,150
Hey, you want some
cheese and crackers, buddy?
300
00:16:54,886 --> 00:16:56,921
Huh? Huh?
301
00:16:56,955 --> 00:16:58,155
Yikes.
302
00:16:58,190 --> 00:16:59,890
Hey, guys?
303
00:16:59,925 --> 00:17:01,258
What would you do if you
were trapped in a closet?
304
00:17:01,293 --> 00:17:02,793
Break out.
305
00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:09,934
Wend...
306
00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:13,771
Come on, man, give it up.
You're overpowered.
307
00:17:13,805 --> 00:17:15,005
Hold on, guys, think about it.
308
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,741
We're exact equals
mentally and physically.
309
00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:20,010
If we start fighting,
it'll just go on for infinity!
310
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:22,980
That's true.
Maybe we should
just give up...
311
00:17:23,014 --> 00:17:25,115
Aaah!
312
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,084
Clone fight!!!
313
00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:32,156
Quit hitting myself!
Quit hitting myself!
314
00:17:32,190 --> 00:17:33,757
Aaah!
315
00:17:35,927 --> 00:17:37,161
Guys, come on, it's me!
316
00:17:37,195 --> 00:17:39,930
Hey, you!
Get off!
317
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:42,099
Hey! Classic Dipper's
getting away!
318
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:43,834
No, friends.
319
00:17:43,868 --> 00:17:45,769
It's me. Number seven.
320
00:17:45,804 --> 00:17:48,939
That's not me, guys,
that's not me!
321
00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:52,142
Get him!
322
00:17:52,177 --> 00:17:55,112
Stay back, stay back...
323
00:18:00,085 --> 00:18:03,254
Boo!
Lame. Lame.
324
00:18:08,159 --> 00:18:10,094
Huh. How 'bout that?
325
00:18:11,930 --> 00:18:13,864
You!
Uh-oh.
326
00:18:18,970 --> 00:18:21,005
One more song, dudes,and then it's time
327
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,007
for the bestowingof the party crown!
328
00:18:23,041 --> 00:18:25,876
It's gonna be the...
329
00:18:25,910 --> 00:18:27,211
Nailed it.
330
00:18:27,245 --> 00:18:30,014
Pacifica, I just want to say
that whoever wins,
331
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:32,149
it's been a super-fun party.
332
00:18:32,183 --> 00:18:34,918
Aww. It thinks
it's gonna win.
333
00:18:34,953 --> 00:18:36,220
Hey, did you hear that?
334
00:18:36,254 --> 00:18:38,889
People clapping
for the weird girls?
335
00:18:38,923 --> 00:18:40,758
Yeah. Me neither.
336
00:18:42,861 --> 00:18:45,095
Say it! Say I can
dance with Wendy!
337
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:46,930
Never!
338
00:18:46,965 --> 00:18:50,034
Wendy?
Wendy?
339
00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:55,239
Robbie!
340
00:18:55,273 --> 00:18:57,007
Shut up.
341
00:18:57,042 --> 00:19:00,811
Ohh. We blew it, man.
Ohh. We blew it, man.
342
00:19:02,914 --> 00:19:06,183
I don't know.
You wanna go grab
a couple sodas or something?
343
00:19:06,217 --> 00:19:08,986
Let the party crownvoting commence!
344
00:19:10,055 --> 00:19:11,822
Good luck, Mabel.
345
00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:15,059
Applaud to vote for Mabel!
346
00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:18,028
Yeah! Go, Mabel!
347
00:19:19,764 --> 00:19:21,832
Let's checkthe applause-o-meter.
348
00:19:21,866 --> 00:19:25,002
Oh... Oh... Pretty good...
349
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,838
And your next contestant,pacifica!
350
00:19:35,246 --> 00:19:37,047
Uh-oh! A tie!
351
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:39,216
This has, like,never happened before.
352
00:19:50,095 --> 00:19:53,130
Ladies and gentlemen, we...we have a winner.
353
00:19:56,034 --> 00:20:00,003
The winner of the contestis pacifica northwest.
354
00:20:00,038 --> 00:20:01,905
Thank you, Jorge.
355
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:03,774
Thank you, everyone!
356
00:20:03,808 --> 00:20:06,143
Everyone come to the after-party
at my parents' boat!
357
00:20:06,177 --> 00:20:07,211
Whoo-hoo!
358
00:20:09,047 --> 00:20:11,215
Pacifica! Pacifica! Pacifica...
359
00:20:13,151 --> 00:20:16,153
Ohh. Sorry I let you guys down.
360
00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:18,789
I understand
if you want to leave.
361
00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:21,125
But then we would
Miss the sleep-over.
362
00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,026
The what?
We want to call our moms
363
00:20:23,061 --> 00:20:24,795
and sleep over here with you!
364
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,797
You're like a total rock star!
365
00:20:26,831 --> 00:20:28,098
I have magazine boys.
366
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:30,968
Really? You guys!
367
00:20:31,002 --> 00:20:34,004
Maybe we don't have
as many friends as pacifica,
368
00:20:34,038 --> 00:20:37,875
but we have each other,
and that is pretty good,
I think.
369
00:20:37,909 --> 00:20:40,177
Soos! Play another song!
370
00:20:40,211 --> 00:20:42,146
This thing's going all night!
371
00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:43,280
Way head of you, hambone.
372
00:20:50,121 --> 00:20:52,823
Some night, huh?
373
00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:58,862
Ahh. You think we really
even have a chance with Wendy?
374
00:20:58,897 --> 00:21:01,064
I mean, she's 15, we're 12.
375
00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:02,866
I don't know, man.
I hope so.
376
00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:05,135
But we're making zero progress
the way we're doing it.
377
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:06,904
The only good conversation
you had with her
378
00:21:06,938 --> 00:21:08,939
was when you didn't do
any of that list stuff.
379
00:21:08,973 --> 00:21:12,142
I know. Mabel was right,
I do get in my own way.
380
00:21:12,177 --> 00:21:14,011
Literally!
Literally!
381
00:21:14,045 --> 00:21:16,914
Whoa...
382
00:21:21,853 --> 00:21:24,054
Oh, boy, don't look now.
383
00:21:24,088 --> 00:21:27,825
Tyrone!
It's okay, dude,
I had a good run.
384
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:28,992
Remember what we talked about.
385
00:21:29,027 --> 00:21:30,227
Uh, of course!
386
00:21:30,261 --> 00:21:33,096
Hey, and quit being
such a wimp around Wendy, okay?
387
00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:35,199
For my sake!!!!
388
00:21:36,835 --> 00:21:38,101
Tyrone!
389
00:21:38,136 --> 00:21:40,971
You were the only one
who understood.
390
00:21:45,977 --> 00:21:47,110
Ha ha ha!
391
00:22:01,159 --> 00:22:03,827
Dipper! Where have you been?
392
00:22:03,862 --> 00:22:05,796
Meet my girlfriends!
393
00:22:12,237 --> 00:22:13,937
Yeah-uh!
394
00:22:34,893 --> 00:22:35,926
Found it.
395
00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:38,859
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