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[ English accent ]
'Ello there governor!
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It's lovely to see you
at the top of me patrol!
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One lump or two there?
[ Laughs ]
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[ Normal voice ]
You touched it!
What is this?
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Okay, so this guy comes up to me
and he said,
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"I would give my left nut"
to be famous.
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So guess what I did?
I took his left nut.
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You took his left nut.
Yeah.
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The Devil's bargain!
It's irony.
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No, Gary, that --
that's just a straight up trade.
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No.
Yeah.
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An ironic twist would be
if you made him famous
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but only as a guy
who got his left nut
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stuck in a blender
or something.
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That's not a skill to just
put your nut in a blender.
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I made him
a famous singer.
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Uh -- A castrati?
Okay, good.
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See, that's --
that's ironic.
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No.
I made him a bass.
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He's an Oak Ridge Boy now.
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Did -- Did you at least
get his soul?
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No.
No. Okay.
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I took his left nut!
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But technically,
I -- I took his --
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my left -- his right --
took his right nut.
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So that's double ironic.
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What -- What is that?
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Behind you.
Nothing.
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Someone said they'd give
their right arm
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for something,
didn't they?
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To pass geometry.
That's it!
We're having a class.
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[ Bird shrieks ]
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♪♪
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I'd give anything for
a glass of water...
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Here's some water...
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Sea water!
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[ Spits ]
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♪ Let's go baby! ♪
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♪ Imma teach you
how to do the flip! ♪
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I wish I could lose
100 pounds.
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Oh I think I can make
that happen!
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[ Chainsaw engine revs ]
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♪ Come on baby, Imma teach you
how to do the flip! ♪
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You cut off my arms and legs!
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I should have been
more specific!
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♪ Doo whoop, doo whoop ♪
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My partner Kip is so good,
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I sure wish
I could beat him.
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I meant at golf!
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♪ He didn't specify golfing ♪
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♪ So he killed
his friend Kip! ♪
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♪ Ooh! ♪
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♪ In the name of my sweetSatan, let's do the flip! ♪
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♪♪
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The flip!
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Okay, any questions?
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That Chubby Checker?
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No, that is Beefy Backgammon,
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our own IWT Communications
rock-and-roll legend.
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And -- And how are the flip
and a twist different again?
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Let's not get hung up
on the terminology.
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It's clearly an ironic flip
what we're doing, okay?
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Any more questions?
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Yes?
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You know, people sell us
their souls, we got their souls,
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like, why do we have to pull,
like, clever mean shit?
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We're not
"pulling mean shit."
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It's an ironic twist,
sorry, flip.
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It's not my job to change
corporate policy on flips.
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It is my charge to make sure
that your flips are TWIST.
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"Twist Wish Ironically,
Screwing Turkeys."
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So you're calling it a flip,
but the acronym is TWIST,
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and the word "twist"
is inside the acronym.
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Yeah, we were sued, okay.
You happy?
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You figured it out, congrats.
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Clearly we couldn't do
the real thing cause
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Chubby Checker likes to sue
the [bleep] out of people
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and yet you gotta say
"Oh wait a minute, wha--
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duh duh duh bluh bluh
bluh twist?
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A buh buh buh flip?"
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What a [bleep] asshole you are.
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Look at you.
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I just always wanted to see
the Eiffel Tower before I die.
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Aww, that's sweet.
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See that?!
Right below you!
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The Eiffel Tower, bitch!
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Groans ]
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Dynamite, Dizzay!
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Yeah, she saw the tower,
all right --
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right before she died!
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Gary!
All right buddy, you ready to,
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uh, flip me
with your flipping skills?
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-Lil bit.
-Great!
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All right,
let's, uh, see if...
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♪ Gary can do the flip! ♪
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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I want to be the hottest actress
in Hollywood.
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I want to be so hot.
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Ah! Oh!
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Let's keep it in your pants,
Gary.
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Focus on the flip.
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-They're so heavy!
-Gary!
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Wha--
I want to be so hot.
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I just want to be the hottest
girl in this whole town.
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Gary, I want you to look
around your environment, okay?
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See if there's any clues
for how you can flip this...
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I want to be so hot -- the
hottest girl in this whole town.
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So hot.
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I just wanna be so hot.
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I wanna be so hot.
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I just wanna be the hottest girl
in this whole town.
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She wants to be "hot" right?
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What else is hot, Gary?
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I could give her
bigger breasts.
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God, I wanna be so hot.
I wanna be so hot.
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Okay, maybe --
but how do you flip that?
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Woman: I wanna be the hottest
girl in this whole town.
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You flip the boobs
with the butt.
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And she's gotta sit
on her boobs all the time.
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Light her on fire!
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Troy, I got it.
Hot, Gary! Hot!
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Hot...
I think I got it!
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Here we go!
Aaaiigh!
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[ Groans ]
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But she doesn't wanna see
the Eiffel Tower.
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She wants to be hot, okay?
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The answer we're looking for
is light her on fire.
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Okay, so, if Dizzay does it,
it's genius,
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but if I do it,
it's a problem.
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That's called reverse racism,
and I am a victim of it!
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-All right.
-Witness this!
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-Okay.
-Witness this!
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Gary, calm down.
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Is that what you want?
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Do you want to do Dizzay's?
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Load the, uh, Eiffel Tower
module please.
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Don't touch her breasts!
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I'm s-- I'm very sorry.
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I just always wanted to see
the Eiffel Tower --
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[ Lighter clicking ]
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Wuh-- that's awesome!
Aaaigg!
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Hold up.
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You said for me
to set her on fire --
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I said no such thing.
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We just went over this.
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I said she wants to
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"see the Eiffel Tower
before she died."
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I pushed the other one
on the Eiffel Tower
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and you said
that that was bad!
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You know what? All ri-- for--
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just push her on the tower.
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Is this a trick?
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Push her on the tower
and you get an "A."
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Close your eyes!
No!
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Don't tell her
to close her eyes,
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she needs to see the t--
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[ Glass shatters ]
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Forget it Gary,
come on down, you passed.
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I passed?
Great job, you all passed!
Good job!
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Uh, I promised you a surprise
of course, and here it is!
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Come on baby,
you passed the flip!
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♪ You passed, you passed! ♪
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♪ You passed! ♪
♪ So here's your diploma ♪
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♪ Ain't that the pip? ♪
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Gary didn't pass.
She hit the Louvre.
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Jon: I'm the teacher here
and I say
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it's close enough
for government work.
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Close enough for what?
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We're in the government now?
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Let's say I was
a 16 year old boy
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and I said I would do anything
to lose my virginity.
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How would you --
How would you flip that?
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Beat him to death with a...
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golf club.
In the dick!
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Gary's not really much
of a book-learning guy, he --
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he needs to pick this up
in the outside world.
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And he will 'cause you're gonna
teach him in the real world.
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You've got 24 hours.
Or no money.
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P-- Please I --
I need that money.
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I'm already out 500 bucks
on this
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Beefy Backgammon guy.
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And I'm gonna need
that money today.
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I got a car payment due.
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Fellas, this is what
I call a twist.
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Technically, we --
we -- we called it a flip.
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Yeah,
well this is a flip too.
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What's something you want more
than anything else in the world?
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Can you topple
the patriarchy?
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How would you like
to beat somebody at golf?
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Hey honey, uh, it's Dad,
I'm in town for business,
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and I thought it would be great
if we get some dinner!
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Uh, I know Mom enjoys poisoning
you against me,
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but, uh, surely
you're not sending
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all my calls to voicemail
until I stop calling, right?
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What's the patriarchy?
Get off me!
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I'm sorry.
Not you, honey.
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Um, please pick up
the goddamn phone
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and call me back, okay?
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Please.
I know you see the calls.
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Please.
I love you.
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Okay, bye.
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She wanted me to end
all microaggresions.
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And that threw me
because in hell,
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we only have
macro-aggressions.
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You know, like that giant snake
that screams
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inside of your own mind?
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Just going like "Aaahhhh!
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You are nothing, Gary!
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You are nothing!"
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That's not a flip.
And also, she left.
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Shit.
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[ Banging on door ]
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Deirdre,
open the goddamn door.
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Come on.
Please.
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Why, so you can leer
at my roommate?
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She's has a boyfriend Dad,
okay?
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She's not into old men
like you.
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Come on honey, please
don't sound like your mom.
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I -- I just need literally
just one day
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and then I'll have
the money.
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My therapist told me
to stop seeing you
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and I'm cutting it off.
Goodbye, Dad!
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Deirdre!
Open the goddamn door!
Goodbye!
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Ah, [bleep].
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Damn it, Gary.
I know how that is.
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What?
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I --
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You what?
You know how that is?
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I just...
How?
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You [bleep] idiot.
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[ Insects chirping ]
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Man, I'd do anything
to reconnect with my daughter
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but it's not gonna happen.
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Man, I ran around on her mom
so much man,
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but I couldn't help it.
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There's nothing sexier
than a consultant
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that knows his shit
and that was me.
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I was banging administrative
assistants left and right.
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I wet more panties
than Lenny Kravitz.
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But the irony
is that you left
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your daughter's panties
bone dry.
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What'd you say?
It's a figure of speech.
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You sa- You don't talk about
my daughter's panties, man.
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It's a turn of phrase!
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I'll [bleep] kill you,
dick.
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No, bro!
Bro!
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Because of you,
I cannot pay for her college.
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You understand that?
'Cause of you.
250
00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,196
I can fix this.
251
00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:54,365
I can pull a flip tonight.
252
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,569
Yeah, well I'm not
waiting up for that.
253
00:08:57,604 --> 00:08:58,836
Can I have those almonds?
254
00:08:58,871 --> 00:09:00,238
I know that
they're 17 dollars, but --
255
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,940
Stay out
of the mini-fridge.
256
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:07,745
Wakey, wakey --
eggs and pancakey!
257
00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,948
Aw, Gary, that's --
that's too many hotcakes, man.
258
00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,516
I'll never finish
all those.
259
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,351
Aw, you're going to need
plenty of nourishment
260
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,186
in order
to feed your daughter.
261
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,055
Wait, what?
262
00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:20,291
[ Whimpering ]
263
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,961
Oh my God.
264
00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:25,363
Oh my God!
265
00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,065
Gary, you did it, man!
266
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,702
You heard me say I wanted
to reconnect with my daughter,
267
00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,804
and you sewed her
to my backside,
268
00:09:32,839 --> 00:09:34,739
my ass to her m--
Mrrrrgggggppph.
269
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,307
This is not my daughter.
270
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:39,711
In my defense, I did not know
what she looked like.
271
00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:42,580
Dude, what is this foot?
You sewed a foot to my stomach?
272
00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,048
Is that part of your flip?
Yeah.
273
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,618
But now you have to wait
for the other shoe to drop.
274
00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,653
Don't you?
What d--
What does that even mean?
275
00:09:48,688 --> 00:09:49,988
I never said anything
like that.
276
00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:51,789
And also, there's no shoe
on the foot.
277
00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,224
Just get the contract,
we're done.
278
00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,392
Am I done?
You're done.
279
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,593
[Bleep].
Just get the contract.
280
00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,894
Good flip, Gary.
Woo. Thank you.
281
00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,096
Wow, what a great flip you did.
wow.
282
00:09:58,131 --> 00:09:59,564
Thank you.
Honestly, I'm relieved.
283
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,499
I did not like doing
any of this shit.
284
00:10:02,502 --> 00:10:04,335
Satan: So, uh, let me
get this straight.
285
00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:08,573
You wanted to reconnect
with your daughter's roommate?
286
00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,175
And walk a mile
in someone's else's shoes...
287
00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:13,111
uh, on your stomach?
288
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,013
Yes, I mean,
Gary got it.
289
00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,649
He totally gets the concept
now of the flip.
290
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,617
Uh, what can I say?
He nailed me to a "T."
291
00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:23,655
Yeah, doesn't seem legit,
but I do happen to know
292
00:10:23,690 --> 00:10:25,256
that "Centipede"
is your favorite movie.
293
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,424
So, well done, Gary.
294
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,925
Oh!
All right!
295
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,695
Great, so, uh, cut her off of me
and I can get my money?
296
00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:33,097
Uh, what did we say?
30 thousand bucks?
297
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,099
Yeah!
[ Whistles ]
298
00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,502
[ Snorts ]
299
00:10:39,672 --> 00:10:41,806
Try to not spend it
all in one place, Jon.
300
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:44,942
We had a contract
for 30 thousand US dollars!
301
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,145
It's gotta be tough to run with
somebody sewed to your asshole.
302
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:49,981
Use your other foot, the --
the -- the stomach foot.
303
00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:51,282
Huh! Uh!
304
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:53,951
Wuh, no! No!
Oh! Oh, God!
305
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:55,820
Buck up, Jon.
Is that a flip?
306
00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,856
No.
Talk about bucking
the system, Jon.
307
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,058
Is that flip?
No.
308
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,492
Talk about, guh...
309
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,295
passing the buck, Jon.
Is that a flip?
310
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,329
No.
Buck wild?
311
00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,330
No.
Is that a flip?
312
00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,331
No.
Buck Naked?
313
00:11:07,366 --> 00:11:08,332
No.
Is that a flip?
314
00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,534
No.
315
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,836
What about the buck
stops here?
316
00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:13,738
Actually, that last one
was ironic.
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