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Previously
on "Whiskey Cavalier"...

Did you just
shut off the power grid?

Yes, ma'am. You want
to cause a traffic jam?

Yeah.
Yeah?

I'm just hoping,
if I hang around long enough,

that someday, Will will
forgive me and let me back in.

[ Gunshot ]

[ Stammers ]

[ Screams ]

Will:
Here's the thing. You're never
gonna stop being scared.

What makes a good agent
is the ability

to push through that fear
and get the job done

when everything's
at stake.

And I know
you can do that.

♪♪

[ Engine revving,
tires screeching ]

[ Engine revving,
Standish screaming ]

Too fast! Too fast!

You keep saying the same thing
over and over again.

Yeah,
'cause it's too fast!

[ Laughs ]

[ Engines revving ]

[ Cheering ]

♪♪

Good morning.
Whew! I'm still waking up.

Hey, you know, I'd be, uh,
I'd be racing myself,

but those rally cars,
they're really built for people

under 5 feet tall.

I'm 5'8".
That's above average.

You wish you were 5'8".

Watch the road!
[ Strains ]

Okay, guys, focus.

Alexi Yogin, the bio-terrorist
you're grabbing,

only leaves Moscow
for these things.

He's in the car
right in front of you.

[ Engines revving ]

[ Cheering ]

Guys, I know
we're on mission,

but I think I can
actually win this.

Permission to win?
Will: No. Sorry.

It looks like Alexi's
got a security team
at the finish line.

You're gonna have to
take him out on the course.

Ooh, fun.

[ Gearshift clicking ]
Do what now?!

[ Tires squealing ]

[ Cheering ]

Whoo-hoo!

[ Groaning ]

Standish, you said you wanted
more field experience.

Come on. Here it is.

I take it back!

[ Cheering ]

[ Tires screech ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Tires squealing ]

Whooooo!

[ Engines revving ]

♪♪

All right, hold on.
Our friend's onto us.

He's going off-road.

[ Tires squeal,
gearshift clicks ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Look, if I'm gonna die
in this damn car,

you better not
lose his ass.

Attaboy.

So proud!
Right?

Yeah.

[ Engines rev ]

Frankie: Here's your shot.
Take it!

Ram him.
All right. Yeah.

Here we go.
Come on.

[ Straining ]
Here we go!

[ Engine revs ]

♪♪

Oh.

Okay.

Interesting choice.

[ Engine shuts off ]

[ Groaning ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

Alexi,
let me see your hands!

In the air!

[ Grunts ]

Standish,
what are you doing?

I think he's hurt.

[ Weakly ]
Please help.

Do not approach
the asset!

Standish...
Standish...

My leg's broken.

Standish, no! Think!

Relax!
Obviously, he broke his leg.

[ Groans ]

[ Grunts ]

My bad.

♪ I need to know now ♪

♪ Know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again? ♪

♪ I need to know now ♪

♪ Know now ♪

♪ Can you love me again? ♪

♪♪

♪ Can you love me again? ♪

[ Sighs ]

Look, if you wanna be mad
at someone, be mad at him.

He's the one
who shot the asset!

Uh, yeah --
to save your life.

Look, Jai, I think we're all
getting a little tired

of your excuses.

I -- [ Scoffs ]

Thank you
for saving my life.

My mom thanks you, too.

All right. We got to go
get our mission from Ray.

Looks like, uh,
you're coming along.

Oh, come on, man.
Am I in trouble?

I thought Alexi was hurt.
I just wanted to help.

Hey, look, it's normal
to feel for another human

when they're in pain.
[ Scoffs ]

You'd have to be a sociopath
not to.

That's your cue.

If I was there,

after I shot Alexi,
I would have shot you!

There it is.

So you would've killed me
for a mistake.

No. I would have put one in
the leg to teach you a lesson!

Mm-hmm.

[ Sighing ] Okay.
Wow. Just the leg?

You're showing
a lot of personal growth.

I'm proud of you,
Frankie.

I'm trying.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Ray,
is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm great. Why?

Oh. [ Chuckles ]

I'm, um...watching my niece
for the weekend,

and she likes
to play dress-up.

Uncle Ray, can I put lipstick
on you later?

[ Inhales sharply ]
Mm...

I'm gonna answer
this one. Yes.

Yes!

Joke's on you.
I look great in lipstick.

Do you?

So, the...team's new target
is Kim Yong Son.

He's an engineering prodigy at
Bucharest Technical Institute.

He's spent years
studying maglev technology,

which harnesses
EMF propulsion fields.

C-Can we have that
in English, please, Ray?

They're using magnets
to move stuff.

Oh. Why didn't you
just say that?

Well, I would've
if I understood it,

but I didn't,
so I couldn't.

Anyway, Yong claims
to be working on

a new high-speed
railway system.

Yeah, I studied
maglev propulsion at MIT.

That technology has
military applications.

Bingo!

His country's military
wants to use his research

to build
long-range missiles.

We're not sure
if Yong even knows.

That puts every ally,
including the U.S.,

within a dictator's
striking distance.

It reshapes
the balance of power.

See? That time,
I explained it good.

Okay,
just one question --

why am I here?

Well, we need to retrieve
Yong's data

before it falls into
the wrong hands.

And convince him
to defect.

So...

the team's
going back to college!

[ Chuckling ] Hey.

And you are going undercover
as Yong's new roommate,

which means you, my friend,
are running point.

What?!
That's a horrible idea.

Hey, let's --
let's be supportive here.

Ray, it's not
a great idea.

I can hear
both of y'all.

Like, I'm in the room
with you.

We know.

Wait.
So...why me?

Well, for one thing,
you speak nerd.

So you two
can talk about

maglev-propulsion...
whatever, okay?

And also, look,
you're the only guy on the team

that can pass
as a college student.

Mm...

I can still pass
as a grad student.

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughing ]
Is he serious?

[ Laughter continues ]

Okay. Is that it, Ray?
Anything else?

No. Whew!

Uh,
here's your covers.

That was good, Will.
[ Laughs ]
Good luck.

Come on. I got a baby face.
I can...

[ Exhales sharply ]
That's rich.

Let's make you
a princess.

Oh, boy.

I've e-mailed you
your course schedule.

You're placed in
most of Yong's classes.

Will and I will also be
on campus, as professors.

I love that we get to
go back to college.

I mean, it was the happiest
times of my life.

You guys think
I'm cool now --

No one thinks
you're cool now.

I think
you're totally cool.

Thank you, Standish.

But I could be wrong.

Better I play both sides.

Getting ahold of Yong's research
is gonna be hard,

but getting him to defect,
that's gonna be even harder.

I mean, we don't know
where his allegiance lies.

We don't even know
if he's interested.

You need to
get close to Yong fast.

You two have
a lot in common.

You're both giant nerds.

Get him to trust you, ask him
about his personal life --

No offense, Frankie,
but are you telling me
how to make a friend?

Oh, he's, uh, he's implying
that you've never made a friend.

Uh, I made a friend
just recently.

Name him.

Keith.

Keith who?

Richards.

No, that's the lead guitarist
for The Rolling Stones.

Okay.
I'm gonna go pack.

Hey, before you go, uh,

there's something that's not
in the dossier that should be.

It's how much
I believe in you.

Oh, God.

Come on.
Bring it in.

[ Sighs ]

[ Whispering ]
I really do think you're cool.

I know.
Everybody does.

You go get 'em, huh?

What is with
this touchy-feely crap?

You're gonna
make him soft!

I'm just trying to boost
his self-esteem, okay?

I've trained
a bunch of newbie agents.

All they need to know is
there's a support system there.

No, they don't.

They need tough love.

They need to know
that if they make a mistake,

millions of people will die
and it's all their fault.

You should work
with children.

Really?

No.

Okay.

At college, I will be...

"Dr. Vijay Parikh."
Ooh.

"Visiting fellow from Berkeley,
researching astrophysics."

Ooh!
Oh, I like mine.

"Carmen Veracruz,
sexy psych professor."

[ Chuckles ] What,
it says "sexy" on the page?

No. I added that.

But it's accurate.

No argument here.
We are --

We have these a-and books
for our course, s-so we're set.

Ah!
Reading for the plane!

Daah! No!

I'm sorry. Just --
Don't open that, please.

Jai, it's a book.

Yes, but inside the book are
really sensitive micro cameras

for on-site surveillance.

So if we put these
in all of Yong's classes,

we can watch him
around the clock.

[ Door opens ]
That is so cool!

I did that.
Nice!

Hey, party people!

Hi, Ray.

We just got some new intel
on Yong.

Turns out his country
sent a handler along

to watch his every move.

You guys need to figure out
who that is and take him down.

Understood.
Thanks, Ray.

All right.

♪♪

Okay,
you're not leaving.

Feels like you guys need
an extra body, you know?

Someone with field experience,
someone who knows the team,

someone who doesn't want
to babysit his niece anymore.

[ Scoffs ]
Are you serious, Ray?

Look at my nails.

[ Both laugh ]

No. N-No, no --
That's not...

[ Chuckles ]

Look, she wants to pluck
my brows next, all right?

I don't care
if I get shot.

Just please,
take me with you.

Do you really think you could
pass for a college professor?

Not a chance in hell.
Hmm.

Uh...but I could be
a football coach.

♪ If I had my time again ♪

♪ I would do it all the same ♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

♪ And not change
a single thing ♪

[ Camera clicks ]

Thanks so much.

Ah, sweet!

I wanted a group photo
of us on campus.

[ Sighing ]
Oh, college.

Take it in,
you guys.

Full of knowledge
and ambition.

Sports and beer.

Walks of shame.

Okay, enough Memory Lane,
everybody.

Yong's research
puts millions in danger.

We have to move fast.

Relax.

I'm gonna have
Yong and his research

wrapped up in a bow
like that.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffs ]

Hey.

I'm Reggie.
How you doing?

I'm-a tell you how you're doing.
You're doing great.

Because Reggie
is now your roommate.

Reggie the Roommate,
coming through.

We need to come up
with a cool handshake.
How you feel about that?

Can you hand me
those headphones?

Yeah. Yeah.

Here you go.

You know I can see those
aren't plugged in, right?

Yes, I know.

Okay. All right.

Look, it's okay, Standish.

It was a bit
of a rocky start,

but everything
is gonna be just fine.

Now, remember that Yong is
from an oppressed country,

so he -- you know,
he'd probably love a roommate

who can show him
how to have a little bit of fun.

Come on,
you've got this, man.

I got this.

Hey, man! We're gonna have
a great semester together.

Uh-oh. Watch out.
Incoming.

Excuse me,
we're looking for the class

with beautiful women
and amazing smiles.

You two obviously know
where that is, right?

[ Women chuckle ]

Hey, you want to, like,
meet up with them later?

Go to a bar or something?

Do other people
find you funny?

I'd like to think so.

They're wrong.

All right.

Good morning.
How's everyone feeling?

A little anxious?

Well, don't be.

Welcome to Abnormal Psychology.

[ Exhales sharply ]

Okay!

I'm gonna start
by learning everyone's name.

Good morning!

My name is Dr. Parikh.

Your names
are not important.

This is
the research lab component

of your respective majors.

I expect you to be diligent,
focused, perfect.

I don't take questions.

Let's begin.

♪♪

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Sick laptop
you got there, man.

You know, if you want
to maximize your performance,

discrete graphics chips
beat integrated GPUs every time.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

You play "Fortnite"?
I've been --

Video games are the reason
people are getting dumber.

I saw you playing
in our room.

Now you're just
being mean.

He's just being mean,
right?

Not gonna offer me none?
Okay. It's cool.

[ Door closes ]
Good morning, everybody!
Good morning! Hello!

Hello. My name is, uh,
Professor Hewson.

This is
Professor Brenner.

We will be co-lecturing

on Gender Roles and Sexuality
in Classic Literature.

So, where to start?

With female characters, you're
either a damsel in distress

or you get killed.

Lecture over.
Thanks, everybody.

[ Laughter ]
Okay, Amy,
I don't think that's...fair.

I mean,
classic literature

is full of modernized takes
on sexuality.

I'm kind of an expert.

Yeah, well,
those who can't do...teach.

[ Laughter ]

Okay, I-I think...

She's the fun one
in the group. Y--

I can do. Trust me,
I can -- I can do and do.

I mean, I-I --

I'm not gonna do right here
in front of the class --

Thank God.

But --

Look, uh,
take Charlotte Bronte's, uh,

"Jane Eyre,"
All right?

In a time
of sexual repression,

she gave us
a female protagonist

who doggedly pursued
her innermost carnal desires.

I mean, that's...

That, I like.

I thought you would.

Student:
Just kiss her already!

Okay.

Oooh!
Oooh!
Oooh! Oooh!

Thank you.
all right, everybody.

Guys, take out
your syllabuses, please.

The tension's in the air.
You can't feel that?

The first bullet point is --
is "Ulysses" by Joyce.

[ Sighing ]
I don't know what I'm doing.

Will:
Good first lecture.

Well, I'm glad to say
that in this hour,

we determined
that, "A," we can all read

and, "B," that we are all
sexual creatures.

Now, go home.
I'll see you on Wednesday.

And focus on
one of those two.

Goodbye, everybody.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Hey.

I just wanted you to know

I really, really enjoyed
your lecture.

Oh, thank you. I-I really,
really appreciate that.

Good.

Uh, would you like to meet
Professor Brenner?

Hi.

Nah. I'm good.

Bye.

And that's why
I hated college.

All right, Yong,
I'll check you later.

Hope not.

[ Sighs deeply ]

Thank you.

How's it going
up there?

Not great.

I know.

We all know.

I got to ask you --

[ Door closes ]
what if I can't
connect with Yong?

What if I can't get him
to defect?

Don't worry. We'll just switch
to another tactic.

We'll still need
to obtain his research,

and since Yong can just
re-create it all,

he'll either be abducted
or we'll take him out.

Take him out?

W-What are you doing?
[ Chuckles ]

Your teddy bear tactics
aren't working.

Tough love time.

Look,
we can't kill him.

He's a jerk, yeah,
but he's just a kid.

Tell me we're not
gonna kill him.

Look at me.

Nobody on our team
is going to kill Yong.

Thank God.

Wait, what about
another team?

[ Clicks tongue ] Nnh.
You want the truth?

That kid's creating
a lethal weapon,

so you need
to connect with him ASAP.

Eliminate that threat by
getting him to switch sides...

or he's probably
going to die.

Get it?

Yeah.

Get to work.

All right,
I got this.

Now he has a fire
under him.

That's how
you train an agent.

Yeah. Great job.

You know, he's, um --
he's on comms.

I can hear him
throwing up in the hallway.

Well...

"Well"? Scare the puke
out of the kid.

[ Whistle blows ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

♪♪

[ Grunts ]

[ Whistle blows ]

Nice, Tomas!

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
[ Laughs ]

I got to tell you,
when I volunteered

to be the club rugby coach,
I, uh --

I didn't know a thing
about the game.

Now, I'm a little fuzzy
on the rules still,

so, uh, today, we're gonna start
with the basics,

and that's posing
for the team picture.

This is how we did it
in football, so listen up.

Need a wide stance.

Hands behind your back.

Thick neck -- that's the key.
Thick as you can make it.

Dead in the eyes.

If you're wondering
what's going through my mind,

it's absolutely nothing -- just
a bunch of clicks and buzzes.

Now, let's go!
Come on, now!

Think "Thick neck"!
Thick neck!

Everybody!
Thick as you can make it!

Ooh, easy. Easy, there, son.
Just a thick neck.

You look like
you're gonna squirt your shorts.

You know, there's a lot
of big guys out here.

You'd better be fast,
or you're gonna get killed.

When my government allowed me
to come here to study,

they required me
to get physical activity

at least once a week.

Fun government.
[ Chuckles ]

Oh, looks like your big friend's
checking on you.

Uh...

I don't know him.

Oh, well, let's work on
your picture neck.

Yeah. Yeah, thick.

Looks good. Looks good.
Thicker.

♪♪

Susan: Well,
whoever the handler is,

he'll be around Yong
all the time.

I got a list from the registrar
of all the students

who share more than one class
with Yong.

I've been going through
all the footage I got
from my textbook cams.

All we got to do is
cross-check it against the names

and see if anyone's
behaving suspiciously.

I have been watching this
for a long time.

I'm reminded of the fact
that college was really boring.

Are you kidding?
Mnh-mnh.

College is filled
with drama.

Yeah, look.

The one getting extra help
from her professor?

[ Laughs ]

That is
more than "extra help."

Look at her.

She's batting
her eyelashes.

She's just laughing
so much.

No chemistry professor
is that charming.

That is
a lot of touching.
Mm-hmm.

Are they
sleeping together?

Oh, yeah.

And look at his hand.

That is a wedding ring.

Uh-huh.
He is married!

This is a bad man.

A ba-- Ooh, a bad man.

Anyway, enough of her.
[ Keyboard clacking ]

Oh, no!
Yes, yes!

This is the student
that I'm interested in --

Park Lin.

Ooh, yeah,
I just met that guy.

He seemed
very aware of Yong.

What are you wearing?

Oh, this is
my new rugby jersey.

I love this sport.

Tomas says
I'm a natural hooker.

That's a...rugby position.

Unless he's playing
a very mean trick on me.

All right, hang on.
[ Keyboard clacking ]

Park Lin --
3.0 GPA, born in Seoul,

very little
social media...

Wait.

He joined college late
'cause he's former military.

Fits the profile.

Let's keep an eye on him.
Mm-hmm.

[ Indistinct conversation ]
Now, as the world's
youngest recipient of the --

no talking -- Wrexham Williams
Prize for physics innovation,

I am uniquely qualified to judge
what is in the nascent brain.

In yours, nothing.

Carry on.

Now, some of you
might be wondering,

"If we leave
our lab stations messy,

does he just come in
in the middle of the night

and throw
all of our stuff away?"

I do!

And I'm not sorry.

In fact,
if it's expensive...

[Muffled] I'll keep it.

♪♪

Hey.

Look at this kid.

Still testing Gaussian lasers,
like we're in high school.

[ Chuckles ]

What are you working on?

Oh, what is that --
maglev technology?

I've dabbled.

Worked with
superconducting electromagnets

to minimize friction and make
transport more efficient.

Need some help?

I'd appreciate it if you didn't
bother yourself with my work.

[ Lock beeping ]

♪♪

[ Sighs deeply ]

Okay.

Yong has left the building,
and Standish is still whiffing.

Standish, are you trying
to get your roommate killed?

[ Whispering ] No.
I'm trying to bond with him

over science,
like you said.

I've also tried fun,
humor,

and just
all-around being awesome,

but none of them is working,
so get off my back, Frankie.

I'm not on your back.

She's definitely
on your back.

It's, uh,
it's too much.

Oh, good. Will's here.

You know why
I'm so stressed?

Because you put his life
on my shoulders,

and that's just too much
pressure for any human being.

It's like
my head's in a vise,

and you just keep turning it
and turning it

and turning it...
Standish!

...and turning it
and turning it...
Standish.

...and turning it and turning it
till you can't turn it no more.

But then you turn it
one more time, just to crack it.

Yeah.
And you want to see
if you can crack me.

Well, you're not gonna crack me,
Frankie. You're not doing it.

[ Sighs ]

Hey, I know I got here late,
but, uh,

how's that tough love
working out?

Look, I know
you don't like to admit this,

but you and I both care
about Standish, right?

Yeah. So, then, let's work
together and help him.

Fine.

Fine.

♪♪

Hey, yo, Yong!

Yong!
Man, we got to talk.

Of course. 'Cause I'm
the only one you ever talk to.

No. I just finished having
an hour-long conversation

with the dorm RA about
how you want a new roommate

because I make you
uncomfortable.

I was just being honest.

You told him
I was selling heroin.

I said
I didn't know for sure.

You know what?
I'm done with you!
I'm done with all of this!

If you had any idea why I was
trying so hard, you would --

[ Chuckles ]

[ Motorcycle engine revs ]
You and your pretentious
attitude can --

♪♪

Run.
What?

[ Engine revving ]

Run!

♪♪

♪♪

Whoa! Whoa!

♪♪

Take this!
Go over there!

♪♪

[ Engine revs ]

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Let's go.

What the hell's
happening?!

More running,
less talking!

[ Panting ]

Who the hell
were they?!

All right.
You should be safe here.

I got people
watching the building.

What are you
talking about?!

W-Why did someone
try to kill us?!

W-What's going on?!

Hey!

Look, I lied, okay.

I'm not just
the best college roommate ever.

I'm also
an undercover agent.

Wha...
I'll be back
to explain more later,

but I got to go check in
with my team, all right?

Just lock the door
behind me.

Oh, wait, wait!

[ Breathing heavily ]

A-A-About before --

sorry if I was being
a little abrasive.

A little?

Yes.

My whole life, people have
always wanted something from me.

I-I just thought
you were the same.

Anyway...

[ Breathing heavily ]

...thank you
for saving my life.

♪♪

It's what I do.

It's Reggie time.

♪♪

Oh!
There you guys are!

Listen,
it just got crazy!

I got attacked
by two assassins and --

They were dressed
ex...actly like y'all.

Nice job
knocking me off my bike.

Totally hurt my knee.

Oh. Good.
I'm glad you got hurt.

Because I thought
I was going to die!

Why did you attack me?

It's an old spy trick --
you get the asset

to feel indebted to you
because you "saved their life."

It's a quick way to bond.

Oh, it's a quick way
to bond. Good.
Yeah.

Well, that's insane!

Did it work?

That's not the point.

The point is, you guys need
to let me know what the plan is.

Why didn't you?

Needed
to seem real.
Mm-hmm.

You're not
a great actor.
Mm.

That's hurtful.

You guys made
such a big scene.

What if we tipped off
Yong's handler?

Don't worry.
We got it taken care of.

Aah! Oh, man.
Oh, God.

Are you hurting
'cause you're old?

No. I'm not hurting
'cause I'm old.

Ow! Yes!
Ohh!

I mean, not 'cause I'm old --
'cause I'm...

Yeah. It's okay.

[ Sighing ] Oh, man.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

Park Lin,
I need a quick word.

Actually, we all need
to talk to you.

All three?
[ Door closes ]

Well, it's a...

psychology, science...

rugby-related matter.

It's about
your assignment.

I turned in my paper.

No, no --
your government assignment.

To monitor Yong and his research
so you can weaponize it.

We read your e-mails.

Okay.

Before we all start
shooting each other,

I've got something
to say.

See, I know
you're not a real student.

But I did not appreciate you
chewing gum in my class.

I thought it was rude
and disrespectful,

and I will not have it.

And why does this
matter?

Oh, it doesn't.
I'm just stalling.

See, I switched your gum
with some gum that I drugged.

It should've knocked you out
by now.

And there it is.

Hey, hey,
I gotcha, buddy.

Ooh!

Professor,
I had a question about --

Oh, Park Lin,
cheer up!

It's one bad grade.
You can make it up.

Shhhhh.
It's okay, buddy.

Okay.
I'll come back later.

Thank you.

[ Door opens ]
That's all right.

Woof!

[ Thud ]

He was heavy.
[ Both laugh ]

Ooh! Gum.

Oh!
Aah! No, Ray!

That is, uh...
sleepy gum.

Oh, right!

'Cause --

Right.

I-I don't understand.

All my research
is dedicated to building

a faster magnetic railway system
in my country.

Your country plans
on using your technology

to develop
long-range weapons.

[ Sighs heavily ]

This isn't fair.

I-I just wanted
to help people.

I know.

Look, Yong --

Oh --

Geez.

Standish: Here.

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ]

So old.

This isn't your fault,
all right?

You didn't do
anything wrong.

Yet.

I don't want to be involved
with anything that hurts people.

H-How can I help?

Well, we need to get our hands
on your research.

And then we need to have
a conversation

about you defecting.

I...have to defect?

That's why I was trying so hard
to connect with you.

Frankie even tried
to motivate me

by pretending
she would kill you.

"Pretending"?

Shh.
Okay.

So, what do you say, man?

What now?

We go to the lab
and get my research.

Good choice.

♪♪

The cheating professor
and his undergrad lover

is my new favorite soap.

I can't stop watching.

The professor just offered her
a glass of wine

in the classroom,
and she declined.

But she loves wine.

[ Both gasp ]

She's pregnant!
She's pregnant!

But -- but I-I pulled up
his medical records.

He's had a vasectomy.

Yeah.

It's not his baby.

[ Gasps ]
Not his baby.

That makes sense!
It's always someone else.

It's just never
as obvious.

[ Mugs clink ]

[ Chuckles ]
I'm so happy.

You know,
it makes me think.

Park being Yong's handler
is pretty obvious, too.

Yeah, I mean,
it was almost too easy.

He didn't even
try to hide the fact

that he was
following Yong around.

If Yong is
such an important asset,

do you really think
they'd only send one person?

Well, if it was me,

I'd have somebody else
deep undercover for backup.

I will pull up
our list of names.

I'll pull up
the footage.

Until later, professor.

You old heartbroken fool,
you.

Yes, obviously,

you accomplished
amazing things at MIT

in the computer-science
field.

But I'm just saying,
I'm still smarter than you.

Mm-hmm.
I respect that.

Believing in yourself
and whatnot.

All I'm saying is,
no, you're not.

[ Keypad beeping ]

...bitch.

[ Both laugh ]

Oh, so,
now you think I'm funny?

See, you can't just
judge smarts by I.Q.

[ Lock beeps ]
or whether or not you can
build a superweapon.

♪♪

No.

What?

My hard drive is gone.

That was all my research.

Okay, I got to
let my team know.

[ Cellphone clicking ]

Oh --

Looks like that kid
left his laser project on.

♪♪

Get down!

[ Glass breaking ]

Go. Go!
[ Gunshots ]

♪♪

You know, you should really
consider transferring.

You had me worried.
Are you okay, kiddo?

Yeah, we're good.
Yong's packing up now,
then we're heading there.

Okay, yeah.
Stay safe.

Look, Frankie wants
to say "hi."

Okay.

Don't get killed.

Hi, Frankie.

Went back
through the records

and cross-referenced all
the students in Yong's classes

with new transfers.

We got three hits.

Park -- who's upstairs,
being interrogated.

Reginald "Reggie" Kensington --
that's Standish.

Picked his own cover name.

'Course he did.
[ Chuckles ]

And this woman --
Claire Bisset.

Former French intelligence,
now freelance gun for hire.

I knew her flirty thing
had to be an act.

Man! I was so excited
that college girls still
thought I was cute.

I'm sorry.
Do you wish I never found out,

and eventually,
she shot you in the head?

Part of me does, Susan. Yeah.
Part of me does.

The second she uploads that
research off that hard drive,

we're done.

Mission's failed.

To transfer a file that big,
she's gonna need

a high-speed connection --
T3 or higher.

Well, we already looked.

The only place on campus with
enough bandwidth is the library.

Great.
You guys get going.

We'll wait here
for Standish and Yong

so we can take him
to the State Department

ad start processing
his defection.

Okay.

Oh, hey, Susan.

Uh, if you get a chance
to question Claire...

make sure to ask her, you know,
if the flirting was --

was an act or not.

[ Exhales deeply ]

I'm embarrassed for you.

I'm okay with it.

[ Man groans ]

I don't believe it.

I'm telling you, man,
that's my girlfriend.

But she's so...hot.

Thank you,
boy I've never met.

I'd love to talk, but I'm kind
of in the middle of something.

[ Gunshot ]
Get your ass on the ground!

I'll see you at home, boo.
[ Smooches ]

♪♪

You're so lucky.

Yeah, she fine.
[ Chuckles ]

I'm not really good
with people.

I don't really have
a lot of friends.

Well, wait till you get to
the States, man.

You don't know
how your life will turn out.

I don't know.

This is all happening
so fast.

You're not having
second thoughts about defecting?

I got a text.

My supervisors are upset

that they don't have
my research yet.

They're sending a team
to pick me up.

You're not gonna go with them,
are you?

What's the point?

As long as I'm alive,
they'll keep coming for me.

But we can keep you safe.

Besides, they're just gonna
make you build more weapons.

Can you promise me
your country won't?

It's usually easy for me
to find the answers, but...

this is...just a lot.

Look, man, I hear you,
all right?

I've been
exactly where you are.

Since taking this gig,
I've been in over my head

and not sure
who I can trust.

And I'm pretty sure
one of my new friends

would shoot me
if she got annoyed enough.

Your girlfriend?

I actually meant Frankie,

but yeah, no,
that applies to her, too.

What should I do?

I don't know.

All I can really do
is stand in front of you,

look you in the eye,
and tell you

that I'm your friend
and I got your back.

You just got to decide
whether or not you trust me.

Thank you, Reggie.

[ Inhales sharply ]

It's actually "Standish."

But we good
from here on.

From here,
nothing but truth.

I like "Reggie" better.

♪♪

I don't know, guys.

Maybe she's just
a normal college co-ed

studying with
three muscular assassins.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Jai: This is odd.

The outbound connection isn't
going to Yong's government.

It's going to Moscow.

She's double-crossing them --
selling it for profit.

Susan: Oh, Claire.

The minute
she came into my class,

I knew
she was a go-getter.

Okay,
how do we take them?

There's too many exits
if they try and run.

I got that covered.
All right.

[ Keyboard clacking ]

Claire:
Okay, so, Dimitri, the money
just came through to my account,

and I'm starting the transfer
of the hard drive...

now.

We got about 30 seconds
before their transfer ends.

We need to move.

Let's go.
Okay.

♪♪

If you can't take out Claire,
grab the hard drive.

10 seconds. We're
running out of time. Come on.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Computer beeps, powers down ]

I did both.

In heels.

[ Grunting ]

Ugh!

Nice, Tomas!

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]
I love that guy!

[ Quietly ]
He's like a 14th-year sophomore
or something, but...

[ Normal voice ]
Great job, Tomas!

So, we got all Yong's data back,
and Claire's in custody.

Great work.

Were you, uh,
were you able to get

that other information
that we needed?

I knocked
all of Claire's teeth out

before I could find out if she
really thought you were cute.

Hmm.

So, I guess
we'll never know.

Trust me -- we know.

First time
running point.

You got the database back,
and you got an asset to defect.

Congrats, Standish.

This is a big day.

Hey, where's, uh,
where's Yong?

He's gone.

♪♪

What do you mean
he's gone?

Yong's government
contacted him.

I never thought he would
go, but then he said
he had to go to the bathroom,

and then he just bolted
before I could do anything,

and he just left
with them!

I-I know
he didn't want to go.

Oh, you know that?
What are you, a mind reader now?

No, he's my friend! I know
he doesn't want to make weapons
for the rest of his life.

Maybe Yong played you?
He's very smart.

No! I-I'm smarter
than he is.

We already had
that fight.

I -- You don't get it.
He's just scared!

I know where they're taking him.
We can go get him right now!

No, we can't.

Look, he was at
a foreign university by himself.

That was our window.

We are not authorized
to engage with foreign
agents without orders.

♪♪

Sorry, Standish.
It's over.

No. It's not.

I'm gonna go get him
with or without y'all.

I'll see y'all later.

♪♪

This is
all your fault!

He cares about the asset
because you coddled him

with your hugs
and your emotional support!

Are you kidding me?
This one's on you.

You're such a rebel,
always doing whatever
the hell you want.

You made him impulsive.

I hope you're happy.

Uh, "Mom"? "Dad"?

If you're done fighting,
we all know

you're coming with me
to get this, so...

Fine.

This isn't finished.

We're talking about this
in the car.

♪♪

Jai: I just intercepted
some military chatter.

It says that
Yong is being transferred

to a military team
for extraction.

They're gonna have to
smuggle him out,

so keep your eyes peeled
for that other team.

I miss your rugby shirt.

Yeah, me too.

Tomas took it from me

when he found out
I wasn't a real rugby coach.

All right, you heard Ray.
We got to get Yong now.

Standish, you create
a distraction and draw them out.

Will and I
will light them up.

Ooh.
Yeah, negative.

Again, this is not
a sanctioned operation.

Killing one of them
could start a war.

So?

[ Chuckles ]

So, generally speaking,
wars are bad.

Fine.
I won't shoot anybody.

But I'm not gonna like it.

No one said
you had to.

All right, Standish,
distraction time.

What am I
supposed to do?

You're on point.
You'll figure it out.

Yeah.
We believe in you.

Thanks, guys.

Think he bought it?

I don't know.

Distraction...
distraction...

Got to find
a distraction.

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

All right, Standish.

[ Crackling ]

Yong!

Couldn't let you leave
without saying goodbye, man.

Standish?

[ Off-key ]
♪ I will remember you ♪

Oh, God.
He's singing.

♪ Will you remember me? ♪

It's Sarah McLachlan!

I actually
love this song.

Not anymore.
Mm.

♪ ...pass you by ♪

Mnh!

Certainly distracting.

♪ ...the memories ♪

Flare throw!

♪♪

That's it?

Aaah!

[ Both gasp ]

Oh! Damn!

[ Groans ]

Oh!

[ Shouting
in native language ]

Now.

♪♪

[ Stun guns clicking ]

Time to go.

You don't
have to do this.

Yeah, but we doing it.
Come on.

[ Brakes squeal ]

Yong,
what are you doing?

♪♪

No more running.

I'm tired
of being a pawn.

They tell me
I was saving lives,

but I was really
building a weapon.

You tell me you're a student,
but you're really a spy.

Nothing's real.

I am.
You know that.

No, I don't.

I go with you,
and what happens?

You lock me up?

Frankie: Yong!
Will:
Whoa, Yong. Unh-unh.

This is not the right choice,
my friend.

Put the gun down.

These men want to use you.
We don't.

Yong, listen to me.

Hey. Look at me.

Standish believes in you.

He came here to save you.

No one can save me
but me.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

[ Engine starts ]

♪♪

♪♪

Safe now, man.
You can get up.

♪♪

[ Groans ]

You didn't tell me
it was going to hurt.

Well, it hurts a lot less
than the actual thing.

You faked it?
Well, yeah.

They were never gonna
leave him alone unless
they thought he was dead.

Why didn't you tell us
your plan?!

Well,
it had to seem real.

Plus, you two
aren't the best actors.

♪♪

Using our words
against us.

He gets that from you.

[ Laughing ]

♪♪

[ Both gasp ]

Guys?

Shhhh!
W-What's up, Will?

The mission's over.

You need to stop spying on
this professor and his student.

Come on.
Let's turn it off.

That is never
gonna happen.

He's about to get the results
of his paternity test.

He seems devastated.

I think
he already knows.

Suze.

Come on.

Will's right.

We -- We should stop.

No.
Yeah, no. It's --

I don't think I can.
Yeah, no,
it's -- it's --

I --
Yeah.

Thank you.

You did the right thing.
[ Sighs ]

I guess...we should go
get some drinks?

Are you high?

Turn it back on!

I'm so happy.
I know. [ Laughs ]

So, Yong is settling in
at his new, safe university,

and he will finish his degree
under a new identity.

Unfortunately,
no one can know where he is.

But since we're spies...

Yeah, I'm gonna see him
next weekend.

Hey, Standish,
you did a great job.

My man running point
on a mission.

Very sexy.

That being said, if you ever
call me again while I'm working

just to show me off,

I will shoot you.

I think she would.

Hey, guys, look, I got to,
um...tell you "Thank you"...

for everything you did.

You've taught me a lot of things
in very, very different ways,

but I wouldn't be the agent I am
today if it wasn't for y'all.

Don't -- No,
don't put that on us.

Yeah. I don't want the credit
for your lame-ass work.

[ Chuckles ]

Love you guys, too.

It's not a big deal.

Don't get sappy.

[ Voice breaking ]
We trained him well.

It's like
you don't listen.

[ Jai and Susan laughing ]

Hey. I didn't think you guys
would actually stop watching.

Mm. We didn't.

It ended.

Yeah. The baby
was the professor's.

The vasectomy didn't take,
and he's marrying her.

But get this --

he's not divorcing the wife,
and neither of them know.

What?!

I think
it's gonna work out.

Sounds exciting.

[ Door closes ]

You need help,
there, Ray?

No. Unh-unh.
I'm good.

[ Chuckling ]
Um, w-whatcha got?

It's the kid's first time
running point.

It's kind of a big deal.

Yeah, it is.

Oh, stop.

So, I figured we could
maybe put this up on the wall.

You know,
commemorate it.

Check it out.

Oh, hey.

Hey! That's great!
Susan: Ohh!

It's actually
not that bad.
Wow.

Hey, guys,
to college.

Together: To college.

Cheers.

[ Chuckles ]

Okay, tell me
I couldn't be a grad student.

Together: You couldn't be
a grad student.

Not at all.
No. No.

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