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Just look at him.
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So sleek, so powerful...
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...so beautiful.
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Like some great
golden god made flesh.
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Of course, any sensible god
would demand absolute obedience...
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...in return for his favor.
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But, no, our Man of Steel
protects us and keeps us...
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...with no strings attached.
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And the people, hmm...
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...they practically
worship him anyway.
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Enjoy your reign
while you may, Superman.
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For as surely as night follows day...
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...there comes a time
when even gods must die.
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I don't care how many weeks
you spent on that story, Lane.
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The Daily Planet is not about
to attack a charity organization.
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You know Lex Luthor couldn't care less
about the homeless, chief.
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It's a front to siphon money
back to LexCorp...
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...so he can fund the manufacture
of high-tech arms...
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...to sell on the black market.
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Allegedly.
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Look, how many exposés do I have to write
before Metropolis wakes up...
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...and sees through
Luthor's philanthropy shtick?
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As many as it takes.
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But it helps to have a smoking gun.
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You sure you're not
on LexCorp's payroll, chief?
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You've been mighty soft
on the prince of darkness lately.
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Excuse me for not wanting
to be sued for libel, again.
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Well, LexCorp's going down...
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...whether it's me
or Superman who does it.
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If it's Superman, that makes it news,
and I'll be happy to print it.
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Kent, shouldn't you be
on your way to the airport?
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I always make my flight, chief.
Just packing the last of my things.
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Well, don't forget to write.
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Sure thing, Perry.
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Articles, Kent, articles.
That's what foreign correspondents do.
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Perry's really broken up
about you leaving.
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Ah, he'll miss me
when I'm gone, Jimmy.
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Well, I'm off to Afghanistan, Lois.
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Happy trails, Smallville.
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Guess I'll be seeing you.
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Don't step on any landmines.
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Two miles below Earth's surface.
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Even Superman can't see us here.
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Luthor's sure to be happy about that.
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- Heat's fricking unbearable.
- Yeah, forget Luthor and his happiness.
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"I shall invent a new energy source...
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...by harnessing radiation
emitted from the Earth's core. "
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And rake in billions while we drown
in our own sweat.
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Don't be surprised if he asks us
to dig straight to hell.
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We're halfway there already.
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"Insert a diode catheter
into Satan's rectum...
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...run a feed back to LexCorp,
and crank up the juice. "
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"Keep Metropolis' power grids
burning bright until the end of time. "
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Whoa! Dr. Murphy.
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- What is it?
- I'm no scientist.
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You tell me.
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Lex.
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Oh.
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Get this to Biochem, hand-carry only.
Keep it off the interlink.
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I know the drill, Lex.
What is it, the cure for cancer?
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Muscular dystrophy.
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I can cure every known case
with a simple inoculation.
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Have Swan find a way
to slow it to a crawl...
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...turn it into
a lifetime treatment program.
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Right now, it's a mere
$300-billion windfall.
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And you need it
to be a perennial, got it.
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But Swan's working the AIDS thing.
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Oh, right.
What about Schaffenberger?
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- Bird flu.
- Mm.
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Guess Jerry's kids
will have to wait their turn.
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Now, Mercy,
what have you got for me?
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Project Applecore.
They've hit the mother lode.
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Have you cured cancer yet, Kal-El?
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I can design a machine
that receives faint transmissions...
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...from the distant future,
sculpt a miniature sun...
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...from dwarf-star matter...
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...but I can't find a way to keep
human cells from metastasizing.
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I wish I could help humankind by doing
more than just being its resident strongman.
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One thing I've learned since arriving
in Metropolis is that those in power...
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...don't always have
the people's interests at heart.
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As much as I love dishing
on evil bald-headed freaks...
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...I thought we came here
to get away from it all.
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You wouldn't have a blow-dryer?
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We'll need to get you
a larger travel bag, Lois.
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I wouldn't need so many warm baths
if our weekend getaway was Palm Springs.
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The Antarctic camouflages Kryptonian
crystal-tech far better than cacti.
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But next time you catch a chill,
give a holler, I'll warm you.
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You wouldn't use your heat vision
on me, would you, Superman?
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- No, just the x-ray.
- You're bad.
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Um, maybe we could find
a robot-free zone?
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That's it, Mr. Luthor.
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- Definitely a spacecraft.
- Of alien origin.
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Vintage?
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- We're deep.
- Before Christ deep.
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That's a conservative estimate.
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Last time aliens fell to Earth,
we got Superman.
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This time, whatever's
in that tin can will belong to me...
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...lock, stock and barrel.
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What happened?
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We have a puncture.
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How are we supposed
to understand him?
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It's a warning.
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Aah!
Clear out! Clear out!
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Use the rays of the laser.
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If an alien race possessed
the technology to trap that thing...
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...and use Earth as their personal toilet,
they did so for one reason.
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They couldn't kill it.
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You know, I've been thinking...
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- Hmm?
- About Clark.
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Kent? While you're snuggling
with me?
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I think I'm jealous.
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Smallville's going on assignment
in a dangerous part of the world.
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They say I'm brave,
but I'm bulletproof.
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Ordinary men and women
who put their lives on the line...
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...they're the real heroes.
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I just find it interesting that
the more intimate you and I become...
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...the more distant
Clark becomes, literally.
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Superman, I wanna know everything
there is to know about you...
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...like your real name.
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Hmm. It's Kal-El.
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Your other real name.
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Biscuit.
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Biscuit.
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Mother...
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Aaarggh!
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That monster's trail of destruction will
lead the authorities right to my doorstep.
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Relax, Lex. Applecore may have been illegal,
but it was completely under the radar.
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See that it stays that way.
Scorch Earth if you have to.
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LexCorp was never there.
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Look, I know who you are.
Why can't you just tell me?
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Lois, I care about you
more than anyone else on Earth.
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To reveal my secret identity
would compromise your safety.
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Please. My safety was compromised
the moment I met you.
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How many times
have you had to rescue me?
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Rhetorical.
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I haven't told you my identity for the
same reason we haven't gone public...
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...with our relationship,
why we come here to be alone.
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Well, try reading a gossip column.
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Practically all of Metropolis
thinks we're dating anyway.
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You're clinging to keep one last part
of you separate from us...
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...and the only reason I can fathom
is that for an alien...
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...you've developed a very human,
very male fear of commitment.
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We've been together for six months.
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It'd be nice if I could start calling you
something other than Superman.
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He also goes by Kal-El.
- Shut up.
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Well, that was some first fight.
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Be nice if it was our last.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe it is time
you got to know the real me.
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Kal-El.
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- This isn't a good time.
You are needed in Metropolis.
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It is a matter of terrific urgency.
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I have isolated a match
via interstellar records...
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...from your father's archives.
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The subject in question
was biologically engineered...
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...to be the ultimate soldier.
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Precise, clinical, unstoppable.
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But its creators came to realize...
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...that it could not distinguish
between friend and foe.
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Thus, this doomsday machine lives to
extinguish any and all life forms...
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...because it must.
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We need to clear this area.
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Fire!
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You're dropping me off here?
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Doomsday's at Hob's End
on the East Side.
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Exactly.
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Jimmy, meet me on the roof,
and don't forget your camera.
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Uh, Lois, shouldn't we wait
for a pilot?
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I'm an Air Force brat, remember?
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I was flying these things
when you were still in training pants.
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Now, hang on.
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Aah!
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There.
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Jimmy, camera on the action.
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Oh, man, he can jump!
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Aah!
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Thanks, Superman.
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Get out of here. Now.
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Superman, don't...
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It's why I'm here.
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I've never seen Superman
take such a pounding.
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Not that he can't dish it.
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For those just
joining us, Metropolis is the scene...
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...of widespread destruction
this morning...
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...as Superman attempts to overpower
a creature responsible...
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...for a string of grisly murders.
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But as of right now, it's uncertain
which way the tide will turn.
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Lois, do you think Superman's o...?
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Camera on the action, Jimmy.
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Superman.
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Is everyone?
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You did it, Superman.
We're safe, all of us.
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Good. That's...
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That's all that matters.
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Clark.
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Superman died as he lived...
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...defending Metropolis.
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He may have come
from another world...
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...but he will always belong to ours.
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00:28:51,146 --> 00:28:52,773
James Olsen?
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00:28:52,947 --> 00:28:55,245
Your photos of the tragedy were...
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Well, words fail.
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00:28:57,585 --> 00:29:01,681
It must have been hard for you,
being Superman's pal, I mean.
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If you ever need to talk.
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What is he doing here?
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he's somehow responsible.
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Luthor doesn't matter right now.
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Come on, Lois.
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Today, Superman's funeral was viewed...
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...by hundreds of millions worldwide.
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Not since President Kennedy died
has our nation so collectively mourned.
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Yet it is the people of Metropolis
who are feeling the loss most...
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...as we knew him best.
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So let us take a brief moment
to celebrate his time with us.
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Last year for Halloween,
I dressed like Superman.
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Now I'm gonna do it every year
for the rest of my life.
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I was installing a satellite dish when
I slipped off the roof, three stories.
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I should have been a goner.
But out of nowhere...
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...everyone's guardian angel
was suddenly mine too.
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Not a word from Kent.
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He hasn't called, hasn't e-mailed.
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Clark isn't coming back.
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00:30:27,809 --> 00:30:31,074
It's Afghanistan, chief.
People die there every day.
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Look, Lane, Kent's fine.
Just lost in the trenches.
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You know how he disappears
into his work.
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What are you doing here anyway?
I told you to take time off.
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And do what?
I'm trying to keep myself occupied.
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00:30:44,959 --> 00:30:47,928
Well, occupy yourself
with friends or family.
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You must have someone
you can talk to.
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- Yes?
- Mrs. Kent?
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I'm Lois Lane.
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- From the Daily Pl...
- I know who you are, Miss Lane.
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My son talks about you quite often.
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He's the reason I've come to see you.
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00:31:19,928 --> 00:31:22,089
Has there been word
from Afghanistan?
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I've been...
Well, I have been so worried.
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Mrs. Kent...
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...you know as well as I do
that your son...
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...died in Metropolis last week.
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- Look, I'm not here as a reporter. I...
- Then why are you here, Miss Lane?
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I don't know exactly.
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Maybe it's just...
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I don't know if he told you,
but we had been seeing each other...
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...for the past few months,
romantically, I mean.
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And I know the rest
of the world adored him...
245
00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:55,018
...and misses him
now that he's gone...
246
00:31:55,196 --> 00:31:58,029
...but no one else
on this whole stupid planet...
247
00:31:58,199 --> 00:32:04,263
...can know what it felt like to
really love him, to be loved by him...
248
00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:05,565
...or how it feels now...
249
00:32:05,740 --> 00:32:09,972
...every minute of every day,
like I'm broken.
250
00:32:10,144 --> 00:32:15,548
Like I'm the one
that freaking monster pounded on.
251
00:32:23,524 --> 00:32:28,325
You know, I was just about
to put on a fresh pot of coffee.
252
00:32:28,496 --> 00:32:30,123
You look like
you could use a cup.
253
00:32:30,665 --> 00:32:33,793
God, yes. Thank you.
254
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:44,504
As feared...
255
00:32:44,679 --> 00:32:46,613
...crime rates have soared
in the past weeks.
256
00:32:46,781 --> 00:32:48,408
Criminals have become more daring...
257
00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:51,711
...and Metropolis P.D. Remains
understaffed and underfunded.
258
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:52,875
On the bright side...
259
00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,716
...technologies mogul
and philanthropist Lex Luthor...
260
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:59,587
...contributed $ 10 million
to the police department earlier today.
261
00:32:59,761 --> 00:33:03,219
But ultimately, Metropolis
is faced with a stark reality...
262
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,730
...that no police force,
no matter how well-equipped...
263
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,528
...will ever be as omnipresent
as one man:
264
00:33:17,712 --> 00:33:19,577
You've made the right decision, James.
265
00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:23,547
We at the National voyeur feel
there's enough misery in the world today.
266
00:33:23,718 --> 00:33:25,413
Why rub people's noses in it?
267
00:33:25,586 --> 00:33:27,679
We're in the business
of entertainment, Mr. Swank.
268
00:33:27,855 --> 00:33:29,755
And making money, James.
269
00:33:30,692 --> 00:33:33,422
Please, call me Jimmy.
270
00:33:33,594 --> 00:33:34,754
Jimmy gave notice?
271
00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:40,090
What notice? Little ingrate up and left.
Working for that tabloid rag.
272
00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:41,701
But why would he...?
273
00:33:44,772 --> 00:33:47,866
Look, chief, this has been hard
on all of us, Jimmy included.
274
00:33:48,042 --> 00:33:51,773
I'm sure this is just his way
of trying to, you know, heal.
275
00:33:51,946 --> 00:33:55,347
Don't sugarcoat it, Lane.
Olsen's weak.
276
00:33:55,516 --> 00:33:58,041
He isn't man enough
to keep a grip on his ideals.
277
00:34:01,723 --> 00:34:06,660
Easy enough to lose sight of, I suppose,
in a world without Superman.
278
00:34:07,228 --> 00:34:11,665
Which reminds me, you rode shotgun
with Metro P.D. On that sleeper cell raid.
279
00:34:12,100 --> 00:34:13,431
Kind of risky, don't you think?
280
00:34:13,601 --> 00:34:16,161
No more than usual, chief.
Why should things be any different?
281
00:34:16,337 --> 00:34:20,330
Because he isn't here to pull your ass
out of the fire anymore, that's why.
282
00:34:21,476 --> 00:34:23,808
Be careful, Lane.
283
00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:31,313
Taken before his time.
284
00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:34,080
So completely...
285
00:34:34,255 --> 00:34:37,315
...absurdly random.
286
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,825
Come on, Lex. I figured
you'd be stoked he's finally gone.
287
00:34:40,995 --> 00:34:42,292
Isn't this what you wanted?
288
00:34:42,463 --> 00:34:45,125
I wanted a winning strategy.
289
00:34:45,299 --> 00:34:49,395
Instead, I've been cheated of the victory
I've planned for years...
290
00:34:49,570 --> 00:34:52,539
...by an intergalactic soccer hooligan.
291
00:34:52,707 --> 00:34:55,107
Your scientists found the hooligan.
292
00:34:55,276 --> 00:34:56,971
Speaking of which...
293
00:34:57,478 --> 00:34:59,969
...you did see to it that little mess
was cleaned up?
294
00:35:00,148 --> 00:35:03,140
LexCorp was never there.
295
00:35:08,156 --> 00:35:10,681
And neither were you.
296
00:35:32,346 --> 00:35:34,837
Toyman doesn't feel like sharing.
297
00:35:35,016 --> 00:35:37,644
The goodies are mine, mine, mine.
298
00:35:40,521 --> 00:35:44,457
All you action figures
and your accessories better back off...
299
00:35:44,792 --> 00:35:49,729
...or the kiddies are coming down
the hard way, ker-splat!
300
00:35:51,966 --> 00:35:53,456
Are you suicidal?
301
00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:55,864
We're supposed to report news,
not make it.
302
00:35:56,037 --> 00:35:58,528
Forget the news.
Those kids are gonna die.
303
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:08,613
That's it, ta-ta.
We'll play again another day.
304
00:36:18,726 --> 00:36:19,886
It's okay.
305
00:36:36,878 --> 00:36:38,209
Come on.
306
00:36:47,755 --> 00:36:49,814
It's safe now.
307
00:36:51,092 --> 00:36:52,821
It's okay.
308
00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:55,423
Wha...?
309
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,761
My play dates.
310
00:37:09,277 --> 00:37:11,768
Fun time's over!
311
00:37:28,262 --> 00:37:31,356
School's out forever!
312
00:37:51,619 --> 00:37:54,918
Your stop. Be right back.
313
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,118
Superman's back?
314
00:38:01,162 --> 00:38:02,789
You? But you're...
315
00:38:02,964 --> 00:38:04,295
Taking you in, Toyman.
316
00:38:05,166 --> 00:38:06,929
Giddyup!
317
00:38:18,846 --> 00:38:21,406
Aah!
318
00:38:32,059 --> 00:38:36,325
Pfft. Like we really needed him
to bust up a mechanical spider, right?
319
00:38:36,497 --> 00:38:38,192
Lame.
320
00:38:41,469 --> 00:38:45,269
Um, thank you, Superman.
321
00:38:45,439 --> 00:38:47,202
It's why I'm here.
322
00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:00,583
It's really me, Lois.
323
00:39:01,188 --> 00:39:02,212
I'm back.
324
00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:05,325
I can see that, feel that.
325
00:39:05,493 --> 00:39:06,517
But how?
326
00:39:06,694 --> 00:39:09,720
I awoke in darkness.
327
00:39:09,897 --> 00:39:11,990
The last thing I remember
before that is...
328
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:15,067
You're here, unless I'm dreaming.
329
00:39:15,236 --> 00:39:16,533
That's all that matters.
330
00:39:16,704 --> 00:39:17,932
Oh, you missed it.
331
00:39:29,216 --> 00:39:31,116
Here you go.
332
00:39:32,186 --> 00:39:34,677
Oh... Mm.
333
00:39:35,923 --> 00:39:38,949
You are glad to see me?
334
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:41,924
Of course, Lois. It's just...
335
00:39:42,096 --> 00:39:43,654
I may need time to re-acclimate.
336
00:39:43,831 --> 00:39:46,061
I did just come back
from the grave, you know.
337
00:39:46,367 --> 00:39:47,891
Of course.
338
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:51,033
So see you soon?
339
00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:52,968
Yeah. Soon.
340
00:40:03,951 --> 00:40:07,717
We will soon commence
renovation of Superman Memorial Park...
341
00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:10,322
...to celebrate
the occasion of his return.
342
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:11,856
There's work to be done.
343
00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:14,085
But I will make the streets
of Metropolis safe again.
344
00:40:15,796 --> 00:40:17,957
It's a miracle.
345
00:40:18,132 --> 00:40:19,622
A miracle.
346
00:40:24,672 --> 00:40:26,196
Can you believe Superman's back?
347
00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:29,968
He'll whip this city back to shape.
I thought Superman wasn't dead.
348
00:40:42,056 --> 00:40:43,546
Luthor.
349
00:40:45,893 --> 00:40:48,384
Over here, Superman.
350
00:40:54,535 --> 00:40:56,366
Warm.
351
00:41:01,342 --> 00:41:03,401
Warmer.
352
00:41:04,979 --> 00:41:08,574
If you're wondering why you can't
see through these walls, Superman...
353
00:41:08,749 --> 00:41:10,341
...they're lined with lead.
354
00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:29,631
My rumpus room also comes equipped
with red solar lamps...
355
00:41:29,803 --> 00:41:33,534
...and, of course, kryptonite.
356
00:41:34,175 --> 00:41:37,201
Red and green,
the colors of Christmas.
357
00:41:38,112 --> 00:41:43,106
And you are on the naughty list!
358
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,449
Why did you leave me?
359
00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:47,143
Why?
360
00:41:51,959 --> 00:41:55,224
We had so much unfinished business.
361
00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,907
Who's your daddy?
362
00:42:11,078 --> 00:42:17,074
By the way, you're doing a fine job
of convincing the world you're Superman.
363
00:42:17,251 --> 00:42:19,446
Keep up the good work.
364
00:42:30,431 --> 00:42:32,126
I've done it, Superman.
365
00:42:32,299 --> 00:42:34,290
Achieved the unimaginable.
366
00:42:34,635 --> 00:42:38,571
Sculpted your clone with a strand
of DNA from a fleck of blood...
367
00:42:38,739 --> 00:42:41,799
...swabbed from the scene
of your epic final battle.
368
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:47,937
Your doppelgänger possesses all of
your speed, strength, morality even.
369
00:42:48,115 --> 00:42:50,015
But not your mind.
370
00:42:50,184 --> 00:42:52,778
Only knows what
I've programmed him to know...
371
00:42:52,953 --> 00:42:56,081
...since you took your secrets
to the proverbial grave.
372
00:42:56,257 --> 00:42:58,487
But why should I complain?
373
00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:02,720
My super-powered sycophant
bows to my every whim.
374
00:43:02,896 --> 00:43:07,595
Even tunneled all the way to Memorial Park
to pluck you from your resting place.
375
00:43:07,868 --> 00:43:13,431
A bit ghoulish, I know,
but necessary to stage your coming out.
376
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:17,470
I resented being cheated
out of orchestrating your destruction...
377
00:43:17,645 --> 00:43:18,669
...but I'm over it.
378
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:22,782
In fact, this whole miserable experience
has only made me stronger.
379
00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:25,282
Put me back in touch with my roots.
380
00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:31,257
So now that you no longer stand
in the way of my plans, Superman...
381
00:43:31,425 --> 00:43:33,791
...you shall help me to achieve them.
382
00:43:53,714 --> 00:43:56,649
Lane. Martha, hi.
383
00:43:56,817 --> 00:43:59,980
Clark still hasn't visited.
Hasn't even phoned.
384
00:44:00,287 --> 00:44:03,916
He... He's a little preoccupied
here in Bigville.
385
00:44:04,091 --> 00:44:05,718
You know, making up for lost time.
386
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:07,884
Well, you see him, don't you?
387
00:44:08,462 --> 00:44:10,726
Not as much as I'd like.
388
00:44:24,978 --> 00:44:28,675
So this is what a potential Pulitzer
Prize winner does for a second act?
389
00:44:28,849 --> 00:44:31,079
Lois, hey.
390
00:44:31,251 --> 00:44:33,879
Don't think they'll let you past
the ropes wearing that.
391
00:44:34,054 --> 00:44:35,112
Ow, ow, ow!
392
00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:38,949
I'm not here to go clubbing, Jimmy.
I'm here to talk.
393
00:44:45,199 --> 00:44:46,996
Lois, I'm working here.
394
00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,794
Jimmy, look at you.
395
00:44:49,036 --> 00:44:50,833
Italian silk.
396
00:44:51,004 --> 00:44:52,801
You're underpaid at the Planet,
you know.
397
00:44:52,973 --> 00:44:57,307
I meant I'm not sure
I like what you think you've become.
398
00:44:57,811 --> 00:45:01,144
Ha-ha, speaking of changes,
how about the big S, huh?
399
00:45:01,315 --> 00:45:05,479
Ever consider the big S
may not be what he seems?
400
00:45:05,886 --> 00:45:07,945
He wears red and blue, flies...
401
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,819
...crime rate's plummeted
since he's risen from the grave.
402
00:45:11,992 --> 00:45:13,482
Gosh, you think he's a zombie?
403
00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:15,491
I'm not sure what he is.
404
00:45:15,662 --> 00:45:18,324
Call it reporter's nose
or woman's intuition, but...
405
00:45:18,499 --> 00:45:20,160
Whoa, you're not serious?
406
00:45:20,334 --> 00:45:22,268
Why wouldn't you think
he's really Superman?
407
00:45:26,507 --> 00:45:29,101
Okay, weird.
But it doesn't mean he's...
408
00:45:29,276 --> 00:45:32,643
- I need to know the truth.
- And you could use my help.
409
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:35,281
Come on, Jimmy,
for old time's sake?
410
00:45:39,453 --> 00:45:42,786
I've moved on, Lois.
I like my life the way it is now.
411
00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:45,254
I like it just fine.
412
00:45:50,397 --> 00:45:52,365
And how was your day, Superman?
413
00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:53,864
Save any lives?
414
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:04,166
A 19-second blackout at 3:47 a. m.
415
00:46:06,747 --> 00:46:08,612
Had to be an EMP.
416
00:46:09,783 --> 00:46:13,480
But you didn't get up
and walk away, Superman.
417
00:46:13,654 --> 00:46:15,451
Where the hell are you?
418
00:46:41,014 --> 00:46:43,482
Winslow P. Schott, a. k. a. Toyman...
419
00:46:43,650 --> 00:46:45,481
...escaped from prison
early this morning...
420
00:46:45,652 --> 00:46:49,383
...and proceeded to hold several children
hostage at a daycare center.
421
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:50,989
After a prolonged standoff...
422
00:46:51,158 --> 00:46:54,218
...the fugitive was apprehended
by police just moments ago.
423
00:46:54,428 --> 00:46:57,226
But though Toyman is now safely
in police custody...
424
00:46:57,431 --> 00:46:59,558
...there is a tragic element
to the scene.
425
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:03,897
Minutes before his capture,
Toyman took the life of young Katy Alpert.
426
00:47:04,838 --> 00:47:06,738
She was only 4 years old.
427
00:47:15,616 --> 00:47:18,551
I'm alive?
428
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:20,346
It would seem that on this world...
429
00:47:20,521 --> 00:47:23,217
...the laws of human death
do not apply to you, Kal-El.
430
00:47:23,690 --> 00:47:27,456
I only came to realize it 17 days
after your apparent demise...
431
00:47:27,628 --> 00:47:30,791
...when I was alerted to a single pulse
of your biorhythmic signature.
432
00:47:31,131 --> 00:47:36,159
So my vitals slowed to a crawl...
433
00:47:36,336 --> 00:47:38,065
To better enable you to heal.
434
00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:42,374
I had to await a second pulse,
17 days later, in order to find you...
435
00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:45,307
...once I discovered
your body had been relocated.
436
00:47:45,479 --> 00:47:46,639
Relocated?
437
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:48,413
To LexCorp.
438
00:47:48,582 --> 00:47:51,312
It would appear
that Lex Luthor has cloned you.
439
00:47:51,485 --> 00:47:54,249
I need to get back to Metropolis.
440
00:47:54,421 --> 00:47:56,150
Once you have regained your strength.
441
00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,390
I am uncertain
of your double's agenda...
442
00:47:58,559 --> 00:48:01,494
...but for now, he seems to be
protecting Metropolis.
443
00:48:17,678 --> 00:48:20,579
Pardon me, officers.
I need a moment with your prisoner.
444
00:48:20,747 --> 00:48:22,840
What? Why, you can't...
445
00:48:23,183 --> 00:48:25,777
Uh, is that allowed?
446
00:48:27,854 --> 00:48:29,048
I have rights.
447
00:48:29,222 --> 00:48:31,122
I have nothing to say to you.
448
00:48:33,060 --> 00:48:34,687
How about goodbye?
449
00:48:44,237 --> 00:48:46,535
Did he just drop him?
450
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,686
Lane. He did what?
451
00:49:04,691 --> 00:49:07,683
Excuse me, coming through.
Move it!
452
00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:39,116
Over here. Over here, Superman.
453
00:49:39,292 --> 00:49:40,919
Superman, what made you do it?
454
00:49:41,094 --> 00:49:44,325
Toyman would have killed again.
An example needed to be set.
455
00:49:44,498 --> 00:49:46,557
But you've never done anything
like this in the past.
456
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:48,223
I see things differently now.
457
00:49:48,402 --> 00:49:51,496
- But what about the law?
Won't there be repercussions?
458
00:49:51,672 --> 00:49:55,904
I consider myself the authority
on what's best for Metropolis, don't you?
459
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,337
That is not the boy I raised.
460
00:50:01,148 --> 00:50:03,343
Precious, come down here.
461
00:50:05,185 --> 00:50:06,846
Precious.
462
00:50:08,722 --> 00:50:10,349
Got her, ma'am.
463
00:50:12,359 --> 00:50:15,692
Now, you know, Persian Longhairs
really shouldn't be outdoors.
464
00:50:15,862 --> 00:50:18,353
Please, Precious didn't mean it.
465
00:50:18,532 --> 00:50:20,523
Oh, my beef isn't with the kitty.
466
00:50:20,701 --> 00:50:24,432
It really irks me when folks don't take
responsibility for the little things.
467
00:50:25,706 --> 00:50:28,539
Don't get me wrong,
I'm here to help.
468
00:50:28,809 --> 00:50:31,676
But every time I have to stop
and sweat the small stuff...
469
00:50:31,845 --> 00:50:34,780
...it potentially keeps me
from attending to more urgent matters.
470
00:50:37,084 --> 00:50:38,711
Life-threatening matters.
471
00:50:42,956 --> 00:50:45,789
You may wanna think about that
next time you leave the screen door open.
472
00:50:46,359 --> 00:50:48,953
I will. I... I promise, thank you.
473
00:50:54,601 --> 00:50:56,899
The commissioner
would like a word with you, Superman.
474
00:50:57,771 --> 00:51:01,468
As I was just explaining to the lady,
I'm a little busy right now.
475
00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:04,633
We've been instructed
to escort you, if necessary.
476
00:51:05,645 --> 00:51:07,203
Really?
477
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:16,521
- Son of a...!
- Watch the language.
478
00:51:30,637 --> 00:51:32,161
Solar boosters at maximum.
479
00:51:35,342 --> 00:51:38,311
Your metabolism
has spiked exponentially, Kal-El.
480
00:51:38,478 --> 00:51:43,381
We must continue your accelerated
absorption of yellow solar energy.
481
00:51:45,118 --> 00:51:48,849
Well, the prodigal son of Krypton.
482
00:51:49,289 --> 00:51:52,690
You've been acting a tad
out of character, wouldn't you say?
483
00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:55,123
Protecting Metropolis
is out of character?
484
00:51:55,295 --> 00:51:58,628
It is when you make the streets
run red with blood.
485
00:52:00,634 --> 00:52:03,865
I put you on Earth
to attend to my dirty work.
486
00:52:04,037 --> 00:52:05,163
Here.
487
00:52:05,338 --> 00:52:07,533
A hot list of LexCorp's competitors.
488
00:52:07,707 --> 00:52:11,973
All with motive to steal Superman's corpse
for scientific gain.
489
00:52:12,145 --> 00:52:14,375
Retrieve the body immediately...
490
00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:16,482
...and discreetly.
491
00:52:17,517 --> 00:52:20,611
Remember,
I brought you into this world.
492
00:52:20,787 --> 00:52:23,381
I can take you out of it.
493
00:52:28,395 --> 00:52:30,829
That's what I said, right?
494
00:53:04,264 --> 00:53:06,095
Ladies.
495
00:53:24,417 --> 00:53:26,715
Mm, lead.
496
00:53:26,887 --> 00:53:31,051
Only one thing it could be hiding,
kryptonite.
497
00:53:56,616 --> 00:54:00,052
A safe Superman
means a safe Metropolis.
498
00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:05,687
Evening, Lex.
499
00:54:05,859 --> 00:54:06,985
Lois Lane.
500
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,185
- How did you...?
- Get past security?
501
00:54:09,362 --> 00:54:11,159
It's what I do.
502
00:54:12,032 --> 00:54:16,128
Forgive the indelicacy, Lois,
but you look terrible.
503
00:54:16,303 --> 00:54:18,100
There's breaking news.
504
00:54:18,405 --> 00:54:22,102
Looks like you won, Lex.
You finally won.
505
00:54:22,275 --> 00:54:24,266
I'm not sure I know
what you're talking about.
506
00:54:24,444 --> 00:54:25,706
How'd you do it?
507
00:54:25,879 --> 00:54:28,507
How did you make Superman
your puppet?
508
00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:31,344
Really, Lois,
these insinuations of yours are...
509
00:54:31,518 --> 00:54:34,578
Relax. I don't plan on writing
any more exposés.
510
00:54:34,754 --> 00:54:38,121
I'm tired, quitting the Planet,
leaving Metropolis.
511
00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:41,988
But before I go,
I need to know how you did it.
512
00:54:42,162 --> 00:54:45,654
What you did to him...
513
00:54:45,832 --> 00:54:48,460
...so I can move on with my life.
514
00:54:49,903 --> 00:54:52,531
You were more than friends.
515
00:54:57,610 --> 00:55:00,943
He was more than
your constant rescuer.
516
00:55:03,683 --> 00:55:06,481
You must be terribly lonesome
without him.
517
00:55:08,321 --> 00:55:09,310
Yes.
518
00:55:10,957 --> 00:55:14,051
Then you need someone
to take his place.
519
00:55:16,196 --> 00:55:19,029
Someone big and strong.
520
00:55:43,289 --> 00:55:45,018
We have 30 minutes,
we need to work fast.
521
00:55:45,191 --> 00:55:46,522
Don't forget your camera.
522
00:56:34,174 --> 00:56:36,904
You know, I'm supposed to be covering
a celebrity rave right now.
523
00:56:37,077 --> 00:56:38,738
Save it. We're here.
524
00:56:44,184 --> 00:56:46,152
Great. Retinal scanner.
525
00:56:46,319 --> 00:56:48,150
Now what?
526
00:57:22,422 --> 00:57:24,890
Ugh. Yummy.
527
00:57:27,127 --> 00:57:30,893
- A freaking circus sideshow.
Jimmy.
528
00:57:37,871 --> 00:57:38,997
Superman?
529
00:57:39,172 --> 00:57:40,571
Supermen.
530
00:57:41,441 --> 00:57:44,740
He's harvesting Supermen.
531
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:47,842
So you were right.
532
00:57:48,014 --> 00:57:49,606
The Superman who returned...
533
00:57:49,782 --> 00:57:51,875
A clone. A fake.
534
00:57:52,051 --> 00:57:54,451
Which means
the real Superman really is...
535
00:57:54,621 --> 00:57:56,179
Yes, Jimmy.
536
00:57:57,357 --> 00:58:01,259
Dead. Just as you and Ms. Lane
are about to be.
537
00:58:04,097 --> 00:58:08,864
Because after all,
there is no Superman to save you.
538
00:58:09,269 --> 00:58:12,602
They are genetically bred
to do my bidding.
539
00:58:12,972 --> 00:58:18,433
Imagine, an army of Supermen
policing the skies of Metropolis.
540
00:58:18,711 --> 00:58:23,205
The world
upholding the law of Luthor.
541
00:58:29,789 --> 00:58:33,384
Clearly, some fine-tuning is required.
542
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,690
On the bright side,
I get to kill Superman after all.
543
00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,100
Oh, hell.
544
00:58:56,783 --> 00:58:59,718
Evil Supermen? Not on my watch.
545
00:59:07,227 --> 00:59:08,956
Aah!
546
00:59:47,734 --> 00:59:50,225
Evacuate the premises.
547
01:00:07,487 --> 01:00:11,719
Superman,
you've been a very, very bad boy.
548
01:00:11,891 --> 01:00:14,485
I might have to mess up
that pretty face of yours.
549
01:00:14,894 --> 01:00:18,728
That's it, come to papa.
550
01:00:46,659 --> 01:00:48,684
What's he doing?
551
01:00:51,364 --> 01:00:55,198
You're a menace to society, Luthor.
You won't be missed.
552
01:01:13,586 --> 01:01:14,951
Come on.
553
01:01:23,796 --> 01:01:26,128
An alert from Metropolis.
554
01:01:26,399 --> 01:01:28,230
The saga of Superman's return...
555
01:01:28,401 --> 01:01:30,062
...just took another bizarre twist...
556
01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:35,105
...as the Man of Steel allegedly adds tech
mogul Lex Luthor to his recent hit list.
557
01:01:35,274 --> 01:01:38,505
The president has declared
a state of emergency in Metropolis...
558
01:01:38,678 --> 01:01:41,169
...and is considering military action.
559
01:01:41,347 --> 01:01:44,043
Army reserves are mobilizing,
but there is no telling...
560
01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:47,778
...how Superman will respond
to a show of force.
561
01:01:48,187 --> 01:01:51,281
But, Kal-El,
you are only at 67 percent strength.
562
01:01:52,358 --> 01:01:54,121
It'll have to do.
563
01:02:15,348 --> 01:02:17,782
Kal-El, your double outmatches you.
564
01:02:17,950 --> 01:02:20,180
You will need a leading edge
to defeat him.
565
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:22,082
Solar suit.
566
01:02:22,255 --> 01:02:24,849
To help absorb yellow sun rays
during my flight there.
567
01:02:25,024 --> 01:02:28,016
I had something
even more practical in mind.
568
01:02:28,194 --> 01:02:29,422
Luthor's kryptonite cannon?
569
01:02:29,595 --> 01:02:30,960
From the archives.
570
01:02:31,264 --> 01:02:34,529
The kryptonite is safely ensconced
in a lead-lined cartridge.
571
01:02:34,700 --> 01:02:37,464
Properly utilized,
it will weaken your opponent...
572
01:02:37,637 --> 01:02:40,197
...and even the playing field.
573
01:03:16,976 --> 01:03:20,468
This is insane.
We can't kill Superman.
574
01:03:20,646 --> 01:03:23,240
You're right.
We can't kill Superman.
575
01:03:23,416 --> 01:03:24,644
Dead men walking.
576
01:03:25,718 --> 01:03:28,983
Superman,
I have to ask you to step down.
577
01:03:29,155 --> 01:03:32,124
I don't think that
would be in the city's best interests.
578
01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:34,150
You leave us no choice.
579
01:03:42,668 --> 01:03:45,466
I'm only doing this because I care.
580
01:03:56,015 --> 01:03:58,575
Fall back, fall back!
581
01:04:47,033 --> 01:04:48,398
Lois?
582
01:05:05,384 --> 01:05:06,681
Look who's back.
583
01:05:12,892 --> 01:05:13,984
Who's the rocker?
584
01:05:14,927 --> 01:05:17,088
- You don't think?
- I don't know.
585
01:05:17,263 --> 01:05:18,992
He's wearing Superman's shield.
586
01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:20,598
He's also wearing black.
587
01:05:21,133 --> 01:05:24,762
Great. Bad Superman
and badder Superman.
588
01:05:24,937 --> 01:05:27,167
Metropolis is doing just fine without you.
589
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,331
I'm not sure
I approve of your methods.
590
01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:32,068
I'm not asking for your approval.
591
01:05:32,244 --> 01:05:34,337
Get this straight,
you're not needed here.
592
01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:38,108
Metropolis is under my protection,
now and forever.
593
01:05:39,685 --> 01:05:41,778
Over my dead body.
594
01:05:46,425 --> 01:05:47,983
Was that a kryptonite gun?
595
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,025
Not very Superman-like.
596
01:06:23,162 --> 01:06:25,027
Come on.
Uh, I'll wait here.
597
01:06:25,197 --> 01:06:27,358
Oh, for God's sake,
don't be such a girl.
598
01:06:33,572 --> 01:06:34,903
Whew.
599
01:06:51,123 --> 01:06:52,750
Aah!
600
01:07:16,248 --> 01:07:18,375
- Who's the man in black?
- Who cares?
601
01:07:18,551 --> 01:07:21,486
He's kicking Superman's ass.
602
01:07:52,084 --> 01:07:53,608
This is starting to look familiar.
603
01:07:53,953 --> 01:07:56,751
Yeah, only I'm in no mood
for another funeral.
604
01:07:57,923 --> 01:07:59,481
Whoa!
605
01:08:54,914 --> 01:08:56,074
You're out of shape.
606
01:08:56,582 --> 01:08:59,210
Do tell.
607
01:09:16,969 --> 01:09:19,494
Wow. That almost hurt.
608
01:09:21,173 --> 01:09:23,038
Look, why prolong this?
609
01:09:23,209 --> 01:09:25,439
I could keep this up all day,
but you...
610
01:09:25,611 --> 01:09:27,841
Why not fly on out of here
while you still can?
611
01:09:28,013 --> 01:09:30,743
And leave the city in your hands?
Not likely.
612
01:09:30,916 --> 01:09:32,611
But don't you get it?
613
01:09:32,785 --> 01:09:34,582
I am you, Superman.
614
01:09:34,753 --> 01:09:37,415
A reflection of you
as you might have been.
615
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,751
If I were raised by Luthor?
616
01:09:39,925 --> 01:09:41,756
If you were strong.
617
01:09:41,927 --> 01:09:47,194
You're self-righteous, misguided,
my reflection in a cracked mirror.
618
01:09:47,366 --> 01:09:49,266
Suit yourself.
619
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,699
What happened
to "camera on the action"?
620
01:09:56,876 --> 01:09:59,106
The story's that way. Whoa!
621
01:10:04,283 --> 01:10:05,875
Now it is.
622
01:10:25,971 --> 01:10:28,371
I guess this time I'll need to see to it
that you stay dead.
623
01:11:22,962 --> 01:11:26,796
Now tell me, who's better equipped
to protect Metropolis?
624
01:11:26,966 --> 01:11:28,695
You have all my strengths...
625
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:30,630
...and my weaknesses.
626
01:12:04,970 --> 01:12:06,460
Pro...
627
01:12:06,839 --> 01:12:08,397
Protect...
628
01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,405
Protect the people.
629
01:12:11,210 --> 01:12:12,507
It's why I'm here.
630
01:12:18,484 --> 01:12:22,921
If you're a robot or another damn clone
or something, I swear to God...
631
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,386
It's really me, Lois.
632
01:12:26,091 --> 01:12:27,524
I'm back.
633
01:12:27,693 --> 01:12:30,389
Like I haven't heard that before.
634
01:12:32,097 --> 01:12:34,031
I may need some proof.
635
01:12:42,674 --> 01:12:46,405
- Okay. I'm convinced.
- I'm glad.
636
01:12:47,846 --> 01:12:50,781
But I'm not sure
they'll ever trust me again.
637
01:12:52,117 --> 01:12:53,311
They will.
638
01:12:53,485 --> 01:12:55,817
It may take some time.
639
01:12:57,723 --> 01:12:59,918
Are you gonna wear
the red and blue suit again?
640
01:13:00,092 --> 01:13:01,491
Because I like that one better.
641
01:13:02,327 --> 01:13:04,488
Or not very much time at all.
642
01:13:19,711 --> 01:13:22,441
Mm. Do I smell coffee?
643
01:13:22,614 --> 01:13:25,742
Fresh pot. I'm almost done here.
644
01:13:26,285 --> 01:13:27,752
Mm...
645
01:13:27,920 --> 01:13:29,478
There's only one S in resurrection.
646
01:13:29,655 --> 01:13:32,852
Didn't realize proofreading
was one of your super-powers.
647
01:13:33,025 --> 01:13:34,458
Well, no.
648
01:13:34,626 --> 01:13:38,289
But I was the spelling-bee champ
of Smallville Elementary.
649
01:13:41,433 --> 01:13:43,298
Clark.
650
01:13:48,907 --> 01:13:51,137
Don't forget to call your mother.
651
01:14:17,269 --> 01:14:21,296
If history
has determined that gods can die...
652
01:14:21,473 --> 01:14:26,342
...it has also proven
that they may return from the dead.
653
01:14:27,379 --> 01:14:32,112
It would seem you can't be destroyed
after all, Superman.
654
01:14:33,218 --> 01:14:35,812
It would seem.
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