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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,970 RADIO: This power is something, but the force is blind 2 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:09,680 Transmitted through a network of your own kind 3 00:00:09,686 --> 00:00:12,419 As minutes tick away and days become years 4 00:00:12,420 --> 00:00:13,499 [SINGING ALONG] I know this old feeling 5 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:14,959 It's a substance in my tears 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,570 And the kids on the street 7 00:00:17,577 --> 00:00:20,410 And the kids everywhere 8 00:00:20,415 --> 00:00:24,130 All I gotta say is the kids, is the kids don't care 9 00:00:24,131 --> 00:00:27,649 - [MUSIC CONTINUES] - [PHONE CHIMES] 10 00:00:27,650 --> 00:00:30,810 _ 11 00:00:30,812 --> 00:00:33,600 - [HORN HONKS] - What the fuck?! 12 00:00:33,609 --> 00:00:36,029 - [HONKING CONTINUES] - MAN: Come on! 13 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:38,940 Shut the fuck up! God damn it. 14 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:41,039 And the kids everywhere 15 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,079 [TIRES SQUEAL, HORNS HONK] 16 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:45,359 And all I gotta say is the kids don't care 17 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:47,179 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 18 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,350 [SONG ENDS] 19 00:00:49,641 --> 00:00:52,150 [PHONE BUZZING] 20 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:55,410 Oh, shit. 21 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:58,230 _ 22 00:00:58,241 --> 00:00:59,910 Oh, my God. 23 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,420 [LAUGHS] 24 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:07,960 _ 25 00:01:07,969 --> 00:01:09,730 [BUZZES, CHIMES] 26 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,680 _ 27 00:01:12,937 --> 00:01:16,243 - Holy hell. [LAUGHS] - [PHONE BUZZING] 28 00:01:17,530 --> 00:01:18,990 Hi, Mom. 29 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:21,370 Hi, honey. How's your day going? 30 00:01:21,371 --> 00:01:24,000 Good, really. Actually, so, so good. 31 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:28,170 Um, I-I wrote another article, and-and people really like it. 32 00:01:28,176 --> 00:01:31,466 Like, it's a little bit of a "thing" now. Like, literally, 33 00:01:31,467 --> 00:01:34,110 19,000 people clicked on it. 34 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,480 Oh! Annie wrote a new article. People are into it. 35 00:01:37,486 --> 00:01:40,199 19,000 people clicked her. 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,893 - All right, Annie! - [BOTH LAUGH] 37 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:44,562 ANNIE: Well, they didn't click me, but... 38 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,919 Yeah. Er... Nin... Yeah. Yes. 39 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,440 VERA: Listen, we have some news too. Um, Dr. Walsh called, 40 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:53,600 and Dad's numbers are down, so... 41 00:01:53,602 --> 00:01:56,390 cautiously optimistic, right now the treatment's working. 42 00:01:56,399 --> 00:02:00,400 God, that's... That's so, so great! 43 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:01,610 God! 44 00:02:01,618 --> 00:02:04,580 Oh, I'm so happy I could cry! 45 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:06,834 Um, that's awesome. 46 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,169 Well, you tell Dad, "Way to kick cancer's ass." 47 00:02:10,170 --> 00:02:12,359 Annie says, "Way to kick cancer's ass." 48 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:13,930 Yeah, fuck you, cancer! 49 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,229 You fuckin' piece-of-shit motherfucker! 50 00:02:16,230 --> 00:02:17,310 VERA: Yeah, fuck cancer! 51 00:02:17,316 --> 00:02:19,139 BILL: Fuck cancer right up the fuckin' ass! 52 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:21,250 OK. OK, cool. 53 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:23,870 Well, um, I'll talk to you guys later, OK? 54 00:02:23,871 --> 00:02:25,895 Um, that's... the best news. 55 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,460 - Um, OK, bye! - VERA: Bye, sweetie! 56 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:30,900 FRAN: Oh, my God! 57 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:33,180 This is so much good news all at once! 58 00:02:33,181 --> 00:02:35,890 - [LAUGHS] - ANNIE: I know! I am so happy. 59 00:02:35,895 --> 00:02:39,190 Man, what are you doing dressed so early in the morning? 60 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:41,189 I have that music video thing, remember? 61 00:02:41,190 --> 00:02:43,219 I'm doing hair for a magazine shoot. 62 00:02:43,220 --> 00:02:45,489 For that band Maple and the Pearls. 63 00:02:45,490 --> 00:02:47,110 Yes, Maple and the Pearls. 64 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,580 We know that band, we love that band, 65 00:02:48,587 --> 00:02:50,339 and we remember that you're doing that. 66 00:02:50,340 --> 00:02:51,700 This is huge, right? 67 00:02:51,710 --> 00:02:54,549 Like, you not just doing hair in our living room? 68 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,279 - [PHONE CHIMES] - FRAN: Yeah. They said it's like an audition 69 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,960 for a full-time stylist job. 70 00:02:59,568 --> 00:03:01,347 Hello, you just asked me a question? 71 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,808 - Yeah. Yeah. - [ANNIE TEXTING] 72 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,620 - Do you know I'm a magic genie? - Yeah. 73 00:03:06,623 --> 00:03:09,250 Gabe just texted me, and it's all caps, 74 00:03:09,253 --> 00:03:10,549 "You should come in early," 75 00:03:10,550 --> 00:03:12,670 which feels like he's yelling at me, right? 76 00:03:12,677 --> 00:03:14,970 - ANNIE: Oh, shit! - FRAN: Fuck! 77 00:03:14,973 --> 00:03:16,320 I'm gonna be so late. 78 00:03:16,321 --> 00:03:18,730 ANNIE: No, it's OK, dude. I'm gonna help you. 79 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,149 - Oh, shit. - What? 80 00:03:21,150 --> 00:03:22,260 My shroom pills. 81 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,740 Bonkers! No! 82 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:26,950 ANNIE: [GASPS] Bonkers, no! He's eating them! 83 00:03:26,955 --> 00:03:28,330 No! No! 84 00:03:28,333 --> 00:03:30,080 How many do you think he ate? 85 00:03:30,086 --> 00:03:31,920 - [BONKERS BARKING] - Three? 86 00:03:31,923 --> 00:03:34,009 - Are you sure? - No. 87 00:03:34,010 --> 00:03:36,159 Oh, well, should we call the police? 88 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,220 Do you want to get me deported?! 89 00:03:37,225 --> 00:03:39,579 - No, no. Should we call my dad? - We should call a vet. 90 00:03:39,580 --> 00:03:41,880 - Yeah. Yes. Call a vet. Call a vet. - [BONKERS WHIMPERS] 91 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,515 ANNIE: He's out of his mind. His eyes look insane. 92 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,977 I guess his eyes always look insane. Bonkers, please! 93 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:51,419 Oh, buddy. OK. You gotta get the poison out, right? 94 00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:54,099 You gotta do a little barf. Little... There you go. 95 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,639 - That's good. - FRAN: OK, thank you. 96 00:03:56,640 --> 00:03:58,470 - Thanks. - [ANNIE PRETENDS TO GAG] 97 00:03:58,476 --> 00:04:00,479 - Now you do that. - OK, good news. 98 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,060 The vet said that he should be fine. 99 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,650 We just need to keep an eye on him all day 100 00:04:03,654 --> 00:04:05,650 to make sure that he doesn't have a seizure. 101 00:04:05,658 --> 00:04:07,319 Oh, my fuckin' God. A seizure?! 102 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:11,119 Yeah. Well, I can't stick around because I'm already running late. 103 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,835 Yeah, well, I already told Gabe that I'd go in early. 104 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:14,590 - Yeah, I know. You already told me. - Yeah. 105 00:04:14,592 --> 00:04:18,180 OK, well, don't yell at me, it's not my fault. It's your shrooms. 106 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:20,979 - Oh, this is my fault? - No. Just... just go. 107 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,595 Just go. I'll deal with it. 108 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,060 Great. 109 00:04:24,069 --> 00:04:25,950 Bye, Bonkers. 110 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,320 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDE] 111 00:04:29,329 --> 00:04:31,604 [SIGHS] Fuck. 112 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:32,920 Oh, buddy. 113 00:04:32,921 --> 00:04:34,750 [LIGHT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 114 00:04:34,758 --> 00:04:35,859 All right. 115 00:04:40,770 --> 00:04:42,229 [PHONE CHIMES] 116 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:43,900 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 117 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,830 Thank you for coming. 118 00:04:52,835 --> 00:04:55,170 Um, I know we left things in a weird place. 119 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:58,579 - I just didn't know who else to call. - I wanna talk about that, 120 00:04:58,580 --> 00:05:02,090 and we definitely should, but right now my priority is Bonkers. 121 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:04,053 ANNIE: Um, I guess he's just kind of resting, 122 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,620 - which I think is good? - Oh, shit. 123 00:05:07,489 --> 00:05:08,891 He's in couch lock. 124 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,280 Hey, buddy. 125 00:05:10,286 --> 00:05:12,830 It's an advanced state in the trip where 126 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,709 the couch becomes an island... the only safe place. 127 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:19,659 - Um, I have to go, so... - RYAN: Yeah. 128 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:23,440 Just please text me updates, and I'll be back as soon as I can. 129 00:05:25,818 --> 00:05:28,690 OK. Bye, baby. 130 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:30,580 I love you. 131 00:05:31,036 --> 00:05:32,630 [KISS] 132 00:05:34,293 --> 00:05:35,760 OK. 133 00:05:39,590 --> 00:05:42,550 Get your yogurt outta the fridge or I'm gonna kill myself. 134 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,980 [CHATTER, PHONE RINGING] 135 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,320 - Run. - ANNIE: What? 136 00:05:48,321 --> 00:05:51,040 Just trust me, get the fuck out of here. 137 00:05:59,677 --> 00:06:01,429 ANNIE: Oh, uh... 138 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:04,890 this is kinda fun, you at my desk for a change. 139 00:06:04,896 --> 00:06:06,230 [CHUCKLES] 140 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,360 What do you think you're doing? 141 00:06:08,361 --> 00:06:10,949 In regards to... ? 142 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:15,120 I'm really curious about what you actually think you're doing. 143 00:06:15,124 --> 00:06:19,420 Because it seems like you think this is your paper. 144 00:06:19,424 --> 00:06:22,260 Right? And that you're pretty much publishing 145 00:06:22,264 --> 00:06:24,342 anything that you happen to be feeling that day. 146 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:27,579 OK, well, it's... it's not just my feelings, though, right? 147 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,889 I mean, clearly a lot of other people thought that my article 148 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,380 was something they could connect with. 149 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,439 A lot of other people think 150 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:34,390 that mermaids are real... we don't print that. 151 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,330 I don't really get what you're upset about. 152 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:38,210 Is it because I posted without permission, 153 00:06:38,212 --> 00:06:41,692 or is it because I wrote about something that I actually care about? 154 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,430 I don't know. Both? 155 00:06:44,433 --> 00:06:47,140 Maybe it's 'cause you quoted me as your own personal villain? 156 00:06:47,147 --> 00:06:50,959 Maybe it's because I suddenly turned out to be The Man 157 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:52,949 that you had to suddenly take down? 158 00:06:52,950 --> 00:06:54,990 OK, but you're the one who's always saying 159 00:06:54,996 --> 00:06:57,179 that we should hold the establishment accountable. 160 00:06:57,180 --> 00:07:00,750 Do I look like the establishment? I'm wearing fucking nail polish! 161 00:07:00,754 --> 00:07:03,510 The establishment is lazy, entitled slobs 162 00:07:03,513 --> 00:07:06,970 suckin' on their Cheeto fingers while the world burns! 163 00:07:06,978 --> 00:07:10,513 OK, but when you say lazy slobs, 164 00:07:10,514 --> 00:07:13,490 that feels like coded language to talk about fat people, 165 00:07:13,491 --> 00:07:15,934 - and it doesn't make me feel great. - GABE: You-you're right. 166 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:17,319 - ANNIE: It's not that hard to decode. - GABE: I'm talking about you, 167 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,409 because everyone's attacking you, right? Is that pretty much 168 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:21,060 - how the world is right now? - No, I'm just saying... 169 00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,550 - There's you and then the world? - Hey, you two. 170 00:07:23,553 --> 00:07:25,680 Just wanted to come remind you that, you know, 171 00:07:25,682 --> 00:07:27,309 you both love each other very much, 172 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:28,640 - so let's be cool. - That's right, Amadi, 173 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:31,059 just defend your little work wife. 174 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:33,180 Annie, you've lost all posting privileges, 175 00:07:33,190 --> 00:07:34,530 and you've lost all assignments 176 00:07:34,534 --> 00:07:37,541 until I can be sure that you understand that I employ you. 177 00:07:40,919 --> 00:07:43,460 Just gotta get the ratio right. 178 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:46,340 There's nothing worse than doing shrooms alone, 179 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:49,219 and I am not gonna do that to you, Bonkers. 180 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:55,433 Yeah, you're a good weight for a boy your size. 181 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:58,500 Small, but dense... like a gymnast. 182 00:08:03,675 --> 00:08:05,890 Let's see, so... 183 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:11,140 Yeah. That's gonna have to be two... 184 00:08:11,148 --> 00:08:13,070 stems... 185 00:08:14,947 --> 00:08:16,705 Two caps. 186 00:08:22,922 --> 00:08:25,004 Now we're in this together. 187 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:27,089 ANNIE: Oh, God, just... 188 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:29,510 please don't look at me like I just peed my pants 189 00:08:29,518 --> 00:08:31,060 in front of the whole school. 190 00:08:31,063 --> 00:08:33,429 You know, I peed my pants in the fifth grade once. 191 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,980 Could do it right now. It'll distract the office. 192 00:08:35,989 --> 00:08:38,740 No, that's OK. Thanks for the offer, though. 193 00:08:38,745 --> 00:08:40,019 You're welcome. 194 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,870 - Hey, I got some good news, though. - Yeah? 195 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:43,879 Yeah. Your story's still up. 196 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:46,219 That's... that's good, right? 197 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:48,510 Yeah, it's great. I mean, Gabe looks like a bad guy in it, 198 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:50,781 but if he takes it down, it makes him a bad journalist. 199 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:51,819 Great. 200 00:08:51,820 --> 00:08:54,480 - That's a real win for me. [LAUGHS] - Yeah. 201 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:57,990 Hey, you know what? We should blow off some steam tonight. 202 00:08:57,992 --> 00:09:01,207 There is this tiny horse dressage competition... 203 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,290 - Like, mini-horses? - Yeah. 204 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:05,040 I mean, that's all the stuff I like. 205 00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:07,969 Small horses that are doing choreographed dances? 206 00:09:07,970 --> 00:09:10,800 - That's... [KISS] to me. - That's why I suggested it. 207 00:09:10,809 --> 00:09:12,180 - Wow. - So you wanna go? 208 00:09:12,186 --> 00:09:15,270 Um, obviously. That's the only thing I wanna do. 209 00:09:15,276 --> 00:09:17,480 - [LAUGHS] - [COMPUTER CHIMES] 210 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:20,200 Oh, my God. My troll is back. 211 00:09:20,202 --> 00:09:22,061 Oh. 212 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:25,500 "I bet your dad got cancer on purpose 213 00:09:25,505 --> 00:09:27,759 just so that he could die 214 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:30,361 and finally get away from his fat pig daughter." 215 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:33,350 God, how does he even know that my dad is sick? 216 00:09:33,354 --> 00:09:36,560 Honestly, fuck this dude. We should track him down. 217 00:09:36,569 --> 00:09:38,939 Yeah, like, no one would say this shit to my face. 218 00:09:38,940 --> 00:09:40,819 Like we have to track this motherfucker down 219 00:09:40,820 --> 00:09:42,200 and slice him open. 220 00:09:42,205 --> 00:09:44,290 - You ready to go to the Dark Web? - ANNIE: Yeah. 221 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,585 Fuck this fuckin' piece of shit. I'm gonna kill him. 222 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,753 Be cool, Angus. 223 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,171 You're not listening to this, right, bud? 224 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,139 - I didn't hear shit. - What? 225 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:53,430 - ANGUS: I didn't hear shit. - That's what I thought. 226 00:09:53,435 --> 00:09:55,690 Now shut the fuck up and look at your computer. 227 00:09:55,691 --> 00:09:57,210 - AMADI: Mm-hmm. - I'm different. 228 00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:04,490 I mean... 229 00:10:04,499 --> 00:10:07,190 It's like I'm looking in the mirror. 230 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,361 Give me a signal you're OK, buddy. 231 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,350 Nice. 232 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,390 Just trying to get the shading. 233 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:17,480 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 234 00:10:17,483 --> 00:10:18,980 God, you're beautiful. 235 00:10:18,987 --> 00:10:20,650 O-M-G. 236 00:10:20,657 --> 00:10:23,582 We're connecting so hard right now. 237 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,505 I think that looks like you, right? 238 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:34,176 I wish I could take my pills in cheese. 239 00:10:35,352 --> 00:10:36,761 I guess I can. 240 00:10:37,273 --> 00:10:39,763 Ahhh... 241 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:42,400 Remember, we're in a womb. 242 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,960 Or a butt, or wherever you guys come out of. 243 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:47,855 Ha ha ha. 244 00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:48,920 [BARKS] 245 00:10:48,922 --> 00:10:51,800 Light... is a guide... 246 00:10:51,803 --> 00:10:53,110 Keep it together. 247 00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:55,050 Ahhh... 248 00:10:55,059 --> 00:10:58,158 [CHANTING AFFECTIONATELY] 249 00:11:00,194 --> 00:11:02,740 - [BONKERS BARKING] - Yeah, man. 250 00:11:02,741 --> 00:11:05,620 Whoo! Oww! 251 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:09,340 [INDISTINCT SINGING] 252 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,556 AMADI: Hey, Maureen? 253 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:26,393 - Uh, we have a little IT issue. - Drop it on me, baby. 254 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:30,420 OK. Um, do you have any idea how we might find the real identity 255 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:32,590 of someone who's trolling me in the comments? 256 00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,630 Yeah, I can... Yeah. I can do that, yeah. 257 00:11:34,638 --> 00:11:37,680 Oh, wow, I wish I would've done that when I had a troll. 258 00:11:37,686 --> 00:11:39,520 Oh, y-you had a troll too? 259 00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:41,100 It's... It's a nightmare. 260 00:11:41,109 --> 00:11:43,739 Yeah, yeah, 'cause I'm a woman that plays video games 261 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,240 so men on the internet want me to die. 262 00:11:46,244 --> 00:11:49,450 Or some of them want me to get naked, but then they want me to die. 263 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,869 God. Well, how did you make it stop? 264 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:54,439 I changed my avatar to a picture of Bradley Cooper 265 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,547 in American Sniper. 266 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,650 - So sad. - Smart. 267 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:02,471 OK, so, uh, Andy's computer has a virus, 268 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:05,950 and then I have to do horoscopes and then I have to do obituaries, 269 00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:08,852 which take a little time because, you know, families. 270 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,771 - And, uh, you know... - Yeah. 271 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,339 if nobody else dies, I should be able to get it done by tomorrow. 272 00:12:13,340 --> 00:12:15,970 Oh, my... That's... That's a lot of shit, Maureen. 273 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,680 - [LAUGHS] - Yes. It is. 274 00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:21,230 - So, mini-horses at 8:00? - Yeah, that's great. 275 00:12:21,231 --> 00:12:22,940 You guys going to that thing at the Expo? 276 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,369 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 277 00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:26,790 Wow. 278 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:30,080 OK, well, thanks, Maureen. 279 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,290 - OK. - See ya. 280 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,380 I have plans too. 281 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,380 ANNIE: Surprise, surprise. 282 00:12:37,388 --> 00:12:40,884 Guess what I got to celebrate the good cancer news. 283 00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:42,980 - It isn't. - It is. 284 00:12:42,983 --> 00:12:46,230 My God! [LAUGHS] You are an angel from heaven 285 00:12:46,239 --> 00:12:48,684 dressed as my very own daughter. 286 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,370 - [BOTH LAUGH] - Yeah, I was driving past Atomic Sub 287 00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:54,589 and the sign was there, said "The meatball sub is back, baby." 288 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:56,233 But they haven't had these forever! 289 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,260 I don't understand why they don't just have it all the time. 290 00:12:58,263 --> 00:13:00,260 I guess the wait makes it special. 291 00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,430 - [LAUGHS] - BILL: Oh... 292 00:13:01,436 --> 00:13:03,390 - Oh, yeah. Ooh. - BILL: I love you. 293 00:13:03,398 --> 00:13:05,230 - Oh, I love you! - It stinks so good. 294 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:06,400 [BOTH LAUGH] 295 00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:09,780 It's kinda weird not to be eating these in the car. 296 00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:12,950 You know? Like, it feels very glamorous to be at a table. 297 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,540 [BOTH LAUGHING] 298 00:13:15,548 --> 00:13:18,381 Mmm. That is heaven. 299 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:23,020 So... 300 00:13:23,021 --> 00:13:24,721 I read your article. 301 00:13:25,359 --> 00:13:27,140 ANNIE: Mm. 302 00:13:30,452 --> 00:13:34,380 I had... I had no idea you felt that way about yourself. 303 00:13:36,422 --> 00:13:38,590 Kinda broke my heart. [CHUCKLES] 304 00:13:38,594 --> 00:13:40,720 I'm sorry, Dad. I... 305 00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:43,470 No, no, no, no, no. Fuck "sorry." 306 00:13:43,478 --> 00:13:46,100 I'm glad you wrote that. 307 00:13:46,109 --> 00:13:48,230 You're a force, man. 308 00:13:48,238 --> 00:13:50,860 I've always known it... now everybody else does too. 309 00:13:50,869 --> 00:13:55,410 Well, I wasn't planning on writing it, I just... 310 00:13:55,419 --> 00:13:58,460 I got so fuckin' mad, I just did. 311 00:13:58,466 --> 00:14:02,430 Yeah. Well, people do amazing stuff when they're pissed off. 312 00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:04,730 That's how beautiful shit happens. 313 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,150 Hey... 314 00:14:07,151 --> 00:14:08,931 I know how we should celebrate. 315 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,226 Well, I... I thought that this was the celebration. 316 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,436 No, no, no. Boodle-ee-doop. 317 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,370 Oh, my God. No. 318 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,900 Boodle-e-doo. Jam session. Jam sesh, come on! 319 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:22,180 No. I don't know how to play anymore. 320 00:14:22,181 --> 00:14:25,430 Honestly. I'm serious. No. 321 00:14:25,437 --> 00:14:26,980 All right. 322 00:14:26,982 --> 00:14:29,190 I respect that. 323 00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:31,110 [WOMAN TALKING ON TV] 324 00:14:31,115 --> 00:14:33,369 [RYAN LAUGHING] 325 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,490 That was crazy. 326 00:14:35,499 --> 00:14:38,586 - [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] - [TV DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE] 327 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:42,720 Oh, fuck. She called you? 328 00:14:42,722 --> 00:14:44,560 What was she thinking? 329 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,230 Hello, my love. 330 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,012 Did you make it to the other side? 331 00:14:49,013 --> 00:14:51,557 - Yeah, he's doin' really great. - FRAN: Thanks. 332 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,280 Well, I can take it from here. 333 00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:55,144 You can go back to being a full-time dirtbag now. 334 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,399 I was actually wondering if I could stick around 335 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,520 - until Annie got home? - FRAN: No. 336 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,568 There's a "No Ryan" rule in this house. 337 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,612 That sucks... because I'm Ryan. 338 00:15:05,768 --> 00:15:08,310 You have no right to be anywhere near Annie. 339 00:15:08,314 --> 00:15:10,109 Do you even realize how amazing she is? 340 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,150 Yeah. She's the best. 341 00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:14,630 Annie's my family. And even though she's going through 342 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,419 a little bit of a selfish phase right now, 343 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:18,120 I would do anything for her. 344 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:19,751 RYAN: Look, I get it. 345 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,510 My brother is a fuckin' idiot, 346 00:15:23,512 --> 00:15:25,175 but I'd kill for him. 347 00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:28,890 Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, 348 00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:31,054 and she comes crawling back, that fucks with me. 349 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,808 Because she's not that girl. She's the girl in her article. 350 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,352 What article? 351 00:15:37,247 --> 00:15:40,231 Dude, you suck so bad. 352 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:44,402 Can I please stay until she gets back? 353 00:15:45,932 --> 00:15:48,150 - Fine. - RYAN: Thanks. 354 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,820 [BILL PLAYS INTRO] 355 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:56,030 [BOTH PLAYING "LOONEY TUNES" THEME] 356 00:15:56,035 --> 00:15:58,910 BILL: That's it, baby, rock on. 357 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:02,550 [ANNIE PLAYING WRONG NOTES] 358 00:16:03,174 --> 00:16:04,800 Oh, yeah, you're terrible. 359 00:16:04,803 --> 00:16:07,216 Yeah. That's bad. 360 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,810 [BILL AND ANNIE LAUGHING] 361 00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,900 Oh, you're having a jam sesh. 362 00:16:12,902 --> 00:16:14,306 [BOTH STOP PLAYING] 363 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,141 - Oh. Honey. - Hey, Mom. 364 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:20,980 - Oh. Are you staying for dinner? - ANNIE: No, no. We already ate. 365 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:26,010 Oh, tell me you did not bring this crap into our house. 366 00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:27,970 - Did you? - Honey, come on. 367 00:16:27,974 --> 00:16:30,180 Yeah, relax. It's a meatball sub. 368 00:16:30,187 --> 00:16:32,649 It's one sandwich, one day, 369 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:34,820 and Dad got good test results today. 370 00:16:34,821 --> 00:16:37,739 Yeah, today, but that doesn't mean he's home free. 371 00:16:37,740 --> 00:16:39,760 We still have to worry about our health... 372 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:41,079 OK, you don't have to control 373 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,760 every single thing that we eat. 374 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:46,199 OK. Yeah, well, you know, I read your article, 375 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,850 and I know I'm the horrible mother who forced you your whole life 376 00:16:49,851 --> 00:16:51,927 to eat healthy and exercise. 377 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,980 And now all my friends are readin' about it. 378 00:16:53,984 --> 00:16:57,099 - So that's great. - Well, I feel some of those things, 379 00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,239 - so I wrote them. - Then why didn't you come to me 380 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,560 and talk to me about it first? 381 00:17:00,570 --> 00:17:03,919 Instead you just publish it so the whole world can see it! 382 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:06,479 Yeah, because that's what you actually care about. 383 00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,840 You can say it's about my health, 384 00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:10,571 but all you actually care about is what other people think. 385 00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:12,729 That is not true, Annie. 386 00:17:12,730 --> 00:17:16,149 Yes, it is. And you micromanage everything, and it's not just me. 387 00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,940 Now that Dad's sick, you get to do it to him, 388 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:19,419 - and you love it. - Annie. 389 00:17:19,420 --> 00:17:21,830 What? I... um, somebody has to tell her. 390 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,709 You're suffocating both of us. 391 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,940 Hey, Annie, that's enough! 392 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,599 Dad, I'm just defending both of us. 393 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:30,200 BILL: You know how hard your mom works?! 394 00:17:30,975 --> 00:17:34,052 She busts her ass all the time for everyone. 395 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,569 - And you are acting like a little brat... - I just... 396 00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:37,973 ... thinkin' about yourself. 397 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:41,184 Your mom thinks about everybody. Can't you see that? 398 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,540 Dad, I'm sorry, but you have to admit, 399 00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,619 she's on my back constantly, and I never... 400 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:48,400 Fuck! 401 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,988 Just knock it off. 402 00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:55,190 [SIGHS] 403 00:17:57,069 --> 00:17:58,370 [DOOR CLOSES] 404 00:17:59,073 --> 00:18:01,370 [GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 405 00:18:15,940 --> 00:18:18,020 [INHALES] 406 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:21,290 - [EXHALES] - Saw it in her eyes 407 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:26,170 Oh, it wasn't what she said 408 00:18:27,254 --> 00:18:31,270 She came together like a dream 409 00:18:32,431 --> 00:18:34,810 That I didn't know I had 410 00:18:34,811 --> 00:18:37,440 - [BONKERS WHIMPERS] - Hey. Hey, buddy. 411 00:18:37,441 --> 00:18:40,244 - You feelin' better? You seem better. - Hey. 412 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,240 - All the colors I have seen - Hey. [LAUGHS] What's this? 413 00:18:45,248 --> 00:18:48,920 It's for my hard-workin' lady. It's a grilled cheese. 414 00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:51,259 I can't help but recognize 415 00:18:51,260 --> 00:18:55,430 - What's wrong? - The brighter one in front of me 416 00:18:55,435 --> 00:19:00,160 - Oh, hey. You're OK. - Oh, the truth I thought I learned 417 00:19:01,322 --> 00:19:05,120 And then it finally came along 418 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,550 What do you think he's dreamin' about? 419 00:19:09,379 --> 00:19:13,402 Probably, like, a poodle in a bikini... 420 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:17,323 - [CHUCKLES] - ... eating a big, juicy steak. 421 00:19:18,022 --> 00:19:21,320 - Yeah, that sounds right. - Mm-hmm. 422 00:19:22,573 --> 00:19:25,957 Hey. You're OK, right? 423 00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,710 Yeah. It's just... 424 00:19:29,712 --> 00:19:33,300 today was... horrible. [LAUGHS] 425 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,970 But... 426 00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:37,810 thanks for taking care of Bonkers. 427 00:19:37,812 --> 00:19:41,097 It was truly the one thing that I didn't have to worry about. 428 00:19:42,445 --> 00:19:45,059 Hey, it's part of the job. Right? 429 00:19:45,703 --> 00:19:48,438 I don't know. Is it? 430 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,180 Annie... 431 00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:55,778 I'm bad at this. 432 00:19:57,267 --> 00:19:59,890 I don't know what I'm doing. 433 00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:04,495 And whenever I try, it just ends up bad. 434 00:20:05,491 --> 00:20:07,700 So I don't try. 435 00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:11,586 But I feel better... when I'm with you. 436 00:20:14,301 --> 00:20:16,549 I want you to be my girlfriend. 437 00:20:16,973 --> 00:20:18,400 I mean, I... 438 00:20:19,019 --> 00:20:21,230 I want that. 439 00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:24,190 I want to be your girlfriend, but I... 440 00:20:24,196 --> 00:20:27,700 I don't want to just be, like, an obligation to you. 441 00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:30,450 No, no! I... I want this. 442 00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:32,565 I just need your help. 443 00:20:33,005 --> 00:20:36,380 I'll help you, but you have to help me, too. 444 00:20:36,387 --> 00:20:40,219 You know? So that we can, like, work together 445 00:20:40,220 --> 00:20:41,520 and make it good. 446 00:20:41,523 --> 00:20:44,702 Yes. I'll make it good. 447 00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,830 OK. 448 00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:53,720 But... I need you to fuck me now. OK? 449 00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:58,510 I'm not just gonna fuck you. 450 00:20:58,515 --> 00:21:00,770 I'm gonna make fuck to you. 451 00:21:14,087 --> 00:21:15,960 RYAN: Mmm. 452 00:21:15,966 --> 00:21:19,230 - Shall we go upstairs? - Mm, no. 453 00:21:30,495 --> 00:21:32,790 - Right here? - Yeah. 454 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,543 Cool. 455 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,090 [LAUGHS] 456 00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:53,061 Can I take this off? 457 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:56,274 Um... yeah. 458 00:22:00,973 --> 00:22:04,729 - I'm super smooth. - [LAUGHS] 459 00:22:04,730 --> 00:22:06,284 Come here. 460 00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:13,670 [MUSIC PLAYING] 461 00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:29,320 You're so fucking hot. 462 00:22:29,321 --> 00:22:32,225 Hey, I admit it's late 463 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:34,950 To show up here and in this state 464 00:22:34,957 --> 00:22:38,169 - But I disagree - [PHONE BUZZES] 465 00:22:38,170 --> 00:22:39,559 - _ - We should talk 466 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,390 - _ - There are some things that I need 467 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,860 To hear you say 468 00:22:47,232 --> 00:22:50,070 Now it's too late 469 00:22:50,071 --> 00:22:53,409 To figure out how to separate 470 00:22:53,410 --> 00:22:57,839 I, I still could get comfortable 471 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,060 If you only let me know what's on your mind 472 00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:08,520 What is on your mind 473 00:23:08,525 --> 00:23:12,320 Body language gets old with time 474 00:23:12,323 --> 00:23:14,790 And I can't read your mind 475 00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:20,180 If I can't talk to you 476 00:23:21,466 --> 00:23:25,810 Something happens when I try to 477 00:23:29,316 --> 00:23:32,536 I can't talk to you 478 00:23:33,783 --> 00:23:38,709 Free 479 00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:41,800 At last 480 00:23:41,850 --> 00:23:46,400 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36071

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