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[clicks tongue]
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Yep.
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That is actual shit.
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Yep, certainly looks like it.
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Who'd shit on the ground
in the middle of a store?
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Well, they might not have
done it here.
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They might have done it at home
and brought it in.
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Adam, who would do that?
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Someone that eats a lot
of nuts and corn, it seems.
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People are fucked.
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Mm. I mean, there's no way
that's just, like, one shit.
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There's, like, two, three...
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-Yeah.
-So much.
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Look, anyway, let's not
stand around looking at it.
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-We're opening up in a second.
-Agreed.
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Shaun, grab some gloves
and get rid of it, will you?
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But... Are you serious?
You've gotta be joking.
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Don't tell me you're afraid of
a little bit of poo, Shaun. Ha!
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Adam, who isn't afraid
of other people's poo?
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I'm not touching that.
I'll be washing me hands all day.
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Come on, Shauny.
Dig deep for the team, mate.
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Why don't one of you guys do it?
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I've got a conference call
with head office
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in which I'll tell them how much
you do for the store
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and how much you deserve
that promotion.
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Fuck this. Fine.
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Hey, Big Shauny coming through
with the goods, eh? [laughs]
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Mate, I'll put in a word
with head office for you.
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Yeah, me too.
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Adam, when do you ever talk to
head office, mate?
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When I'm ordering stock.
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-OK.
-You know?
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Well, be sure to tell
the guys in the warehouse
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how much you think I deserve
a promotion for picking up shit.
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Oh!
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[theme music playing]
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-Hey, mate. Do you work here?
-Hey, mate. How are you? Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, good, good, thanks.
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I saw this TV advertised
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and I was just wondering
whether you guys price match.
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OK.
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Whoa! That is a helluva discount, mate.
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I'll, uh... I'll just check
the computer for you.
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OK, when a customer
asks for a discount,
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the answer is pretty much
always yes.
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Our system will tell us how much
Electroworld bought it for
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and then it will tell us
what the retail price is.
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Now, we've been given free rein
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to give whatever price we want
in between those two numbers.
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Also, we get ten percent of whatever
we sell it for above cost price,
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so that means if I sell it
for 50 bucks above cost,
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that's an extra five bucks
in my bank account.
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Remember that
next time you're trying
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to break some poor guy's balls
for a discount.
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Look, mate, this is about half
of what our cost price is.
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It's a pretty crazy deal.
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I'd probably lose my job if I did it
for you at this price.
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-I thought you beat any price.
-Yeah, we do.
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-Depends where the quote's from.
-I got it online.
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Oh, see, we don't actually match
online prices.
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Only stores in our area.
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But it is in our area.
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H-How do you mean?
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Well, the internet's
in our area, isn't it?
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Yeah, but the stock
is probably held
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in Hong Kong
or somewhere like that.
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-Right. Well, can you find out?
-Find out what?
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-Where the stock is.
-No, not really, mate.
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I wouldn't really know
where to start.
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Plus, we only honour
physical retail stores.
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Mm, bugger.
What can you do for cash?
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Look, the best price
I can do for you is $1,100.
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[snorts] $1,100?!
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It's nowhere near the price I brought in.
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Yeah, I know, but like I said,
it's way under our cost price.
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There actually isn't a TV
in here that cheap.
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What about $800?
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Mate, the cost price to us
is $1,050.
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I'll take it for that, then.
Why can't I take it for $1,050?
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OK.
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So, what else can you throw in with it?
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Nothing! It's cost price, mate.
The store makes nothing.
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Well, they're making $1,050.
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Yeah, but that's what
they bought it for.
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Right.
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OK, well, I'll take it,
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but I can't actually pick it up
until later on.
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So, what time
are you guys open till?
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5:30.
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I'll go and sort this out
and I'll come back later on.
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No worries, mate.
I'll see you a bit later.
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[sighs]
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-Hi. How are you?
-Not too good, actually.
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-I need to return this.
-I can do that.
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-What's wrong with it?
-It's broken. It doesn't work.
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Mm. It doesn't seem to be scanning.
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Well, what does that mean?
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It means it's not in our system.
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-When did you buy it?
-Oh, well, I don't know.
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Look, can you hurry this up, please,
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'cause I've got a lot to do today.
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-OK sorry. Have you got a receipt?
-Well, I don't think so.
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I don't hang onto
every piece of rubbish I find.
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Well, we usually ask for
a receipt for proof of purchase.
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Look, I don't really have time
for this.
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I spend a lot of money here,
you know.
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This is ridiculous.
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There you go. Right. Can I have
my money back now, please?
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This is...
This is from another store.
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No, it's not.
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Yes, it is.
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-I can't return this.
-Why not?
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Because you didn't buy it here.
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Well, what does it matter
where I bought it?
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I mean, you sell all the same stuff here.
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Just put it on the shelf
and sell it.
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I thought you said
it was broken.
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Well, after you fix it, obviously!
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God, you checkout chicks
are thick in the head.
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Look, can I have
my money back or not?
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I'm sorry, but we've got
a lot of people waiting
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and we really need
to sort this out.
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I don't care about that.
I was here first.
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God, whatever happened to
"the customer's always right", eh?
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Look, bitch, the only way
you're getting any money back
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is if you manage to drag
your fat arse over this counter
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and get it out of the till.
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Mind you, if you do
get over this counter,
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I will stomp your arse
into the ground
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American History X style.
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Bite the kerb, bitch.
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-Hey, ladies.
-Hi!
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-How's it going here?
-Hi, Gary!
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Oh, there seems to have been
a mix-up.
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This poor woman's come back
to the wrong store
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to return her toaster.
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-This girl just threatened me.
-I'm sorry? Me?
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-Oh.
-Threatened?
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That doesn't sound like Beeanka.
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I didn't see anyone threaten anyone.
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-G'day. How are you today?
-Good, thanks.
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-Um, do you work here?
-Yes, I certainly do.
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Um, are these... Are these
all the TVs you've got?
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Yep, but if there is something
that you want that's not here,
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we can always order it in
for you, no problems.
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Whoa. Hey...
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Hey... [stammers]
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-Are you OK?
-Not really.
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My husband's just left us
and, uh, we've got nothing.
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God, the years I spent with that bastard
for the sake of our son
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and, God,
even after he used to hit me,
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I stay around,
and he just leaves us.
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I'm so sorry to hear that.
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Our little boy is so good.
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He doesn't understand,
so Mum gave me a bit of money
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and I was just gonna buy
a television
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and I can't afford
the cheapest one.
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Maybe I can help you out.
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-God. I'm sorry.
-Yeah?
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Sorry. No. I'm sorry.
I didn't want to dump that on you.
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I'm really sorry. Thanks a lot.
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Listen...
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if you hand me that
and insist,
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I'll price match it for you.
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I can't ask you to do that.
It's too cheap.
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-Can you afford it?
-Well, yeah.
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Wow! You do drive
a hard bargain, don't you?
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But I suppose if
it's an advertised price,
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then we need to honour it.
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Thank you.
That was really kind of you.
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Thank you for doing that.
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Any time.
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[sighs]
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-Can I get it covered up?
-No.
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Well, can I get it removed
later in life?
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-No!
-Argh! Fuck.
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Uh... Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...
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OK. Alright, alright.
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I think I'm gonna go
sleeve of dicks.
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What?! No way, man!
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What about when you have kids?
What about meeting girls?
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That's the worst
first impression ever,
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having a sleeve of throbbing cocks
tattooed on your arm.
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I mean, I'd choose a pinky
for sure.
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I mean, what do you use
a pinky for?
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You're telling me you'd rather get
a pinky cut off
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than a sleeve of dicks
tattooed on your arm?
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-How many t--
-Pinky five-knuckle shuffle?
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Excuse me.
Do you guys work here?
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[both] Yes.
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Um, look, I'm looking
for a song.
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I just don't know how it goes.
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-We actually don't sell...
-Sing it.
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-Sorry?
-Sing it.
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We might be able to tell you
what it is.
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-Oh, I don't know...
-Oh, come on.
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Oh, I don't know the words.
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[hums]
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[sings] ♪ Too hot?
Call a fireman... ♪
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Tahh... [mutters indistinctly]
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-♪ Cooh-ah-bah-dah-bah... ♪
-[sings indistinctly]
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♪ Dah-bah-dah-bah... ♪
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-♪ Potato... ♪
-Um...
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♪ Diggity-bop-bah diggi-diggity-bop ♪
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♪ Shiggidity giggidity-bippety-bop ♪
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♪ I said, "Bah-bah-bah
and smack my ass..." ♪
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Yes! Yes, guys!
Guys, that's the one.
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-So do you have it?
-No.
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-No.
-Damn it.
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-Well, can you get it in?
-Uh, no.
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-No.
-Sorry.
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Well, why not?
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Because we don't sell CDs.
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[woman] Idiots.
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-♪ Mm-mm-mm... ♪
-[whispers scat lyrics]
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-Dude!
-Sorry, sorry.
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Cheers. Excuse me.
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Um, can you just let the manager
know how happy I was
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with the young guy
who served me today?
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Oh, of course.
Always a pleasure to hear.
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Oh, and that's, uh...
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That's quite a discount, isn't it?
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Yeah.
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Who did you say served you, again?
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Oh, he's just over there.
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Right.
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Shaun. Huh.
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-Well, have a good day.
-Thank you.
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Thanks very much. Bye.
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-Excuse me, Shaun.
-Hey, Adam. How are you?
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I'm a little confused,
to be honest.
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A woman just walked out of here
with a TV
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hundreds of dollars
under cost price.
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Oh, yeah, mate,
that was a price match.
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I tell you what, she had
a printout and everything
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and she wouldn't stop
breaking my balls.
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-Wouldn't let up, mate.
-Shaun, I'm not stupid.
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You can't go around
giving massive discounts
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to anyone you like.
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Adam, look, mate,
I'll level with you.
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She was a mess.
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00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,320
She told me she'd been in
an abusive relationship
243
00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,280
and just wanted to buy a TV
for her son.
244
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280
Knew it.
245
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,840
It's not as if it was your TV
or my TV.
246
00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:08,320
It literally doesn't hurt anyone
247
00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,320
to help someone like this out
from time to time.
248
00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,560
Don't be surprised if this
bites you in the arse, Shaun.
249
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:15,600
I'm not standing up for you
when head office hears about this.
250
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,840
-[sighs]
-You're on thin ice.
251
00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:21,440
-Shaun, you got a minute?
-Yes.
252
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,840
Hello. You're back to pick up
the TV, sir, or...?
253
00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,240
Don't 'sir' me,
you fucking con artist.
254
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:29,560
-Am I missing something here?
-Yeah.
255
00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,400
I just ran into my bitch
of an ex-wife
256
00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,400
who told me that
she bought a TV in here
257
00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,640
for a fraction of
what you sold it to me for...
258
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,240
same price you told me
was impossible.
259
00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:42,640
-Is this true, Shaun?
-[sighs]
260
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,640
-Yeah.
-Yeah. See? I knew it.
261
00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,440
I knew it!
What's your game, mate?
262
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,040
Trying to get into
a woman's pants
263
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,640
by giving them
some sort of discount?
264
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,200
Well, take it from experience,
265
00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200
you don't want to go there, mate.
266
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,560
I just wanted to help her out.
267
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,760
Sounded like
she'd been through a lot.
268
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,600
-What's that supposed to mean?
-Hang on, hang on.
269
00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,720
Look, I'm sure there's been
a big misunderstanding.
270
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,280
Sir, we'll honour the price
that we gave your wife...
271
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,080
-Ex-wife.
-OK.
272
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,120
We'll honour the price
that we gave the lady
273
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,960
and we'll knock off
an extra 50 dollars.
274
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,640
Shauny, you run and grab the TV
and we'll fix it up here.
275
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:16,520
Yeah, go on,
run along and get the TV.
276
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:24,240
Sir, I am so, so sorry
about this.
277
00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:30,680
Hey, Shaun, heard what you did
for that woman today.
278
00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,800
Not many people would
put their sack on the line
279
00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,280
for a stranger the way you did.
280
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,840
Yeah, I guess so...
281
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,640
You helped her and her boy out.
So that's what matters, isn't it?
282
00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,160
Yeah, no, it's not that.
I'm sorry. It's...
283
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,320
Turns out I sold
the exact same TV to her ex
284
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,400
who abused her
and treated her like shit.
285
00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,480
Anyway, he's found out
and he's here in the store,
286
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,200
abusing me,
demanding a better price.
287
00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:00,000
Mate, I was just trying
to be a good human, you know?
288
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000
Mm.
289
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,480
Looks like I'm gonna
get in trouble now
290
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,040
for not selling one
but two TVs so cheap.
291
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,760
-What, her ex, he's here?
-Yes! Have a look!
292
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:19,800
-So that's the bastard, hey?
-Yep.
293
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,480
And you say he used to
knock her around?
294
00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:25,040
Well, that's what she told me.
295
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,800
Right, then.
296
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:28,800
What...?
297
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,000
That shit, Shaun, from this morning...
where did you put it?
298
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,600
What?
299
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,400
The shit from this morning.
It was on the floor.
300
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,400
You had to clean it up.
Where did you put it?
301
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:41,720
Uh, the, uh...uh...
The dumpster.
302
00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,280
Go and get it.
303
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:49,200
-What?
-Go and get the shit.
304
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,840
No! No! I'm not touching
that shit again.
305
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,360
Oh, Jesus, Shaun,
go and get the shit!
306
00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,200
-Oh, come on!
-Hurry up!
307
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,720
[dramatic music playing]
308
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,720
It's a good TV.
It's a good choice.
309
00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,440
[drill whirrs]
310
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,720
Oh, it smells so much worse.
311
00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,920
-[drill whirrs]
-OK.
312
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,480
[groans]
313
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,760
Oh!
314
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,080
There you go. What now?
315
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,320
Let's fucking fill her up.
316
00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:49,560
Oh, for fuck's sake!
How long does it take to grab a TV?
317
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,200
Adam, go and see what's going on
out the back there, will you?
318
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,040
-Right. Yep.
-Won't be a minute.
319
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,960
[dramatic music playing]
320
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:01,520
Man, you're insane!
321
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,760
-[speaks indistinctly]
-Oh...
322
00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,720
Quit masturbating and fucking
get the shit in there, dickhead.
323
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,280
Oh, God!
Which one of you farted?
324
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,760
-Yep, that was me, mate.
-Oh, that's not right, mate.
325
00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,360
You need to get a better diet, alright?
326
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:30,040
-Yep.
-Anyway, where's this TV?
327
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,880
Is that it? You're only
keeping this guy waiting.
328
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,240
Yes, this is it.
We're bringing it out straight away.
329
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,560
OK, let's go. Jesus.
330
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,640
-And here she is.
-[grunts]
331
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:46,000
Hey, matey.
Sorry about the wait.
332
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,040
You know what?
You guys are something else.
333
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,440
This store's a joke.
It's pathetic.
334
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:53,880
-Mate, can I give you a hand?
-Oh, fuck off!
335
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,800
Well, you fucked that up, Shaun.
336
00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:01,680
Now, now, there'll be a reason
for this misunderstanding.
337
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:06,440
Look, Gary, I thought I was doing
the right thing, you know?
338
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,480
She looked like
she really needed a win.
339
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,080
She probably conned you,
you know that, right?
340
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,120
Oh, OK, maybe. But that
doesn't change my intentions.
341
00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,480
Brother, I can see your point of view,
342
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,840
but you just can't go giving out
massive discounts like that
343
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,080
and costing the store money.
344
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,800
What would happen if we gave
everyone a discount like that?
345
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,360
Oh, OK, sorry.
346
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,680
I should have just let her
walk out, crying.
347
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:30,080
Finally, he gets it!
348
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:33,920
Look, everyone take a deep breath.
Cool off.
349
00:16:33,920 --> 00:16:36,680
Let's start getting ready
for close up.
350
00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,440
Come on. Come on. Come here.
351
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,000
Come in. Come in.
352
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,360
We good?
353
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,440
Good.
354
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,840
This is good.
355
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:02,720
Darren! That was hilarious, man.
You are a legend.
356
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,960
Just doing what needed to be done.
357
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,359
You're just a softie inside,
aren't you--
358
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,920
Shaun, you ever call me
a softie again
359
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,480
and I will fill every electrical appliance
in your house with shit, alright?
360
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,720
I was just doing
what needed to be done.
361
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,960
Yep, OK. Noted.
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