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(Episode 5)

Love?

Love?

Love?

If love is that easy,

why would people be crying over it?

Girlfriend.

You surprised me!

When did you come in?

Girlfriend, are you going to bed?

Yes, of course. It's getting late.

What's keeping you? Get out.

Hurry up and leave.

Girlfriend.

I'm a dating companion.

What do you think I'm here for?

I... I don't know. How would I know that?

You said you were going to bed.

Are you going to bed all alone?

Sure...

Take a bath with me.

Let go... Let go... Let go...

No, I'm not sleeping yet.

Let go of me. My goodness.

Seriously?

No.

You... You...

You jerk. Seriously?

What are you doing?

You told me to let go of you.

How could you really let go of me like that?

Get out. Just get out.

Okay.

Girlfriend.

Goodnight.

What are you doing?

Why are you here?

It's my morning call mode, Girlfriend.

Get out.

Right now.

Okay.

Seriously, what was that?

Gosh, I'm late.

Girlfriend.

You should eat breakfast.

I'm a bit late.

No, Girlfriend.

Carbohydrates, proteins, and various fibres...

that you eat in the morning...

I'm late, okay?

Girlfriend.

(Workroom)

Girlfriend. I'll take you to work.

No. I'll come back after work.

Don't go outside. I want you to stay home...

and stay out of trouble. Do you understand?

When will you come back?

I'll come back when my work is done.

I wanted to spend more time with you.

I will be the pirate king!

You. Become my companion.

I refuse.

Why? Did something happen?

Yes.

It's something like a real science fiction fantasy,

but you won't believe me even if I told you.

Right. This.

The repair fee for this car's hood.

I ordered the parts. It will be repaired around next week.

(Repair Estimate Sheet)

Why is it so expensive?

But that's much cheaper than anywhere else...

because it's my uncle's shop.

I have something more.

What more? Don't give it to me.

But this is today's script.

Okay.

(MER Form)

(Ma Wang Joon, Hwa Ni)

(MER Form)

My goodness.

Our poor Da Da.

What use is it to break up?

She keeps getting involved like this.

My gosh, Da Da.

Manager Yeo.

Excuse me, Wang Joon.

I'm sorry, but could you wait just a little longer?

What is it?

Why is this keep getting late?

I can't follow this script. No.

I won't do this.

Hey. What's wrong with that?

You didn't see the script, right?

This is so different from what I was told.

You said that we'll have a cool fight.

I'm just getting beat up here.

How could I embarrass myself like this?

Hey, isn't that obvious?

Wang Joon is a senior to you.

And I was able to get you in this advertisement...

thanks to Wang Joon.

Mr. Geum, I'm really popular these days.

Don't you know that I'm the National heart breaker?

I used the media to get you that.

Anyway,

the advertiser already confirmed and fixed this script.

It's too late to change it.

Let's do this just once.

Why are you causing such a scene?

If you got an extra role in someone else's advertisement...

thanks to your agency,

you should just quietly do your job and leave.

Why are you causing trouble?

What?

I'm tired today, so I want to get over with this and go home.

So...

let's just get this done.

What if I refuse?

Hey, Hwa Ni.

Wang Joon is still a senior to you.

You're speaking rudely.

You'll refuse?

Okay. Then I have no choice.

Then I'll quit this.

Wang Joon. What are you talking about now?

I'll quit...

so you can fight and shoot guns all by yourself.

Isn't that what you want?

(Doctor AlphaGo)

But you...

You must be picking up things that I'm throwing away lately.

- What? - Season two.

I refused to do this, and this went to you.

The viewers will be very disappointed.

Hey.

Hey, Ma Wang Joon.

- Seriously. - Darn it.

You should hold back.

What is going on?

Hwa Ni, what's wrong with Wang Joon?

What's wrong?

She's been like that since she got the script.

Hey, Eom Da Da.

Drink this and relax, okay?

- What's wrong? - Ma Wang Joon...

Da Da, will you stop it? You're scaring me.

Due to long-term use, the motor is corroded...

and the conveyor belt slipped off.

Repair complete.

Humidity, 80.9 percent.

Temperature, 25.3°C.

Wind speed, 4.7m per second.

A powerful atmospheric depression is coming in from the northeast.

It will...

rain.

That jerk Ma Wang Joon.

I'll get my revenge one day.

Wait and see.

The jerk's sponsored by...

A-Cube's chairwoman, isn't he?

How else could he land 20 commercials in a quarter?

Is that true?

I'm right. They're dating.

They really are dating.

The scumbag.

Hey, hey.

Are you crazy? Don't dab too hard.

Did it hurt? Sorry.

By the way,

if you go around spreading lies, you'll get arrested.

And pay a fine.

What? How dare a makeup artist budge in?

Hey. Do you have a death wish?

What? So what if you glare at me?

What are you doing? Hey.

What are you doing?

Sorry, but you need to find another makeup artist.

I can't work with people who lack basic manners.

Hey, makeup girl.

You can't leave until I'm done.

Let go of me.

Hey.

Hey.

What's he doing?

Wang Joon.

Why did you butt in?

You just do what you do best.

Ma Wang Joon's team replaced you.

Is he out of his mind? What's he doing?

He fired you because this is what you're like.

Am I right?

Who are you?

Do not touch...

my girlfriend.

What happened?

Hey.

- Hey. - Help him up.

- Slowly, slowly. - Are you okay?

- You jerk. - Oh, dear.

Move slowly. Take your time.

Why are you here?

- I... - I told you to stay at home.

I told you not to cause any more trouble.

My life's already a stressful mess without you.

Why do you keep butting in?

Leave.

Go away.

I don't need the likes of you, so...

get out of my sight.

What happened?

Hey. I was away for only a short while.

What happened to you?

Some guy in a hanbok suddenly appeared...

and shoved Hwa Ni's face.

What? Are you all right?

Shouldn't you see a doctor?

He's not badly hurt. This is makeup.

Darn you.

I was in a rotten mood, and this is just perfect.

Find the hanbok guy and makeup girl.

He must be some supporting actor.

I'll find him and make sure he pays.

Yes.

My gosh.

What now?

Are you here to ogle at my injuries?

Don't whine when it's not that bad.

- What? - Let's switch characters.

I'll be your sidekick.

So don't make a fuss of this and wrap things up.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

Ma Wang Joon. What are you talking about?

- Follow him. - Okay.

Ma Wang Joon.

What are you on about?

Why switch characters when you're the lead?

I didn't like it anyway.

It's fine, he can have it.

In return,

call Director Kim...

and say I'll do season two of Doctor AlphaGo.

And from now on, I get to see first...

whatever scripts Hwa Ni gets.

I don't care.

Do what you want. It's up to you.

Cut!

Okay. We're done.

- Good job. - Well done.

- Well done. - Great job.

- Thank you, director. - Well done.

Remember Wang Joon.

He's the National heart breaker.

Good job.

Well done. Bye.

Well done.

Who was that guy?

It always rains on bad days.

[VIU Ver] SBS E05 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "Who Is That Guy?" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

I thought it would rain.

I came for you.

Girlfriend.

Don't you mind the rain?

Won't you rust or break down?

Don't worry. I'm a waterproof man.

Good.

Hey.

Sorry about earlier. I spoke too harshly.

It's okay.

What you say in anger usually isn't the truth.

Right?

Well, that's usually the case.

But when I'm really angry, you should run away.

If you act clueless, you might make me even angrier.

Really?

Okay. I'll input that here.

Are you okay?

They should drive more carefully in the rain.

Let's go.

(Real Special Effects Makeup)

He must really be worth 10 million dollars.

He's more accurate than the weather forecast.

I thought he was faulty, but he's actually useful.

It's healed.

You startled me.

What are you doing here?

Girlfriend.

Did you shower?

What?

I'm fully prepared.

Prepared for what?

Trust me and follow my lead.

What are you doing? No.

I'm not ready yet.

Put me down. Please put me down, please.

Not yet.

No, no.

How did you do this?

It was broken.

I fixed it.

It means a lot to you.

Da Da.

Dad.

Shall we dance? It's been a while.

Sounds good.

Girlfriend.

My phone works now.

I fixed it. It was still usable.

It's just like that time.

It's like I took a time machine back.

Hey.

Do you know what a hard time you and Hwa Ni are giving me?

I barely talked the advertiser out of suing us for compensation.

This deal is worth a fortune.

They're saying that when I boosted their sales 10 times?

Pay the fine and annul the contract.

Their competitors would all love to sign me.

You know your status too well.

Hey. The fuss Hwa Ni caused was because of Eom Da Da?

Did you know that?

No, I'm not really...

Things have been happening...

whenever she's around.

I think she's a water person.

I'm mostly fire.

Whenever I want to do something,

Eom Da Da shows up and pours cold water all over.

Mr. Geum.

Can we go in quiet?

- I'm tired. - Are you tired?

Fine.

All that talking has drained me too.

I'm so tired.

He had a lot to take care of today.

Woong.

That guy wearing a hanbok today...

A guy wearing a hanbok?

Oh, that man who disappeared after pushing Hwa Ni?

Yes. Find out who he is.

Why?

Just find out who he is if I tell you to do so.

- I'll get going. - Goodbye.

("Pinocchio", "Cinderella")

("Beauty and the Beast")

Where did he go?

("Pinocchio", "Cinderella", "Beauty and the Beast")

("The Happy Prince")

I was working on his childhood heart.

"The Happy Prince"?

What is this? Could it be?

Was Zero Nine's dating mode activated?

Hello?

I'm Director Park from BIA Group.

Our lady is waiting for the robot.

I see.

We'll get the robot ready by next week.

Okay. I understand.

Ran.

When is my new toy coming?

I just contacted them.

They say that they'll get it ready by next week as they promised.

Tell them to bring it as fast as they can, okay?

What?

Miss, the doll's clothes seemed dirty,

so I wanted to wash them.

Didn't I tell you?

Who told you to touch my doll without permission?

I'm sorry.

I can't play with you today.

You're not dressed...

because of that woman over there.

Will you play with me instead?

It's done. Gosh, you're pretty.

Do you want to see too?

What do you think? Aren't you pretty?

Is it not?

Is that a yes or a no?

It's lacking something, right?

It's lacking something.

It's lacking something. What would that be?

What do you think? Do you like it?

Yes, I like it.

You're lying.

This is why you are no fun.

If you touch my things again...

without permission, I won't forgive you.

- Yes, miss. - Yes, miss.

This isn't right.

You should be polite when you receive money.

You should say, "Thank you."

Thank you.

(Inn)

Who are you?

Hello.

What? What is this?

Why do you look like that?

I didn't have a choice.

I could've been followed.

What made you do this?

The situation is complicated now.

I'll explain later.

The thing I asked you to bring...

Okay.

- I love you. - Hey, don't get closer.

I might hit you if you do that. Just get away.

Thanks.

But is your life okay after quitting Kronos Heaven?

Hey, is this the time for you to worry about me?

You're right.

I'm in a much worse situation than you.

I think I should go now.

In Hyuk. Thank you so much.

I'll make sure I repay you for this.

You don't have to do that.

You should go now.

- I'll get going. - Seriously.

(Meeting In Hyuk)

(Real)

I caught you.

I told you not to come in...

(Episode 6 will air shortly.)

(Episode 6)

I caught you.

I told you not to come in...

Good morning, Girlfriend.

Good morning, my foot.

What in the world are you wearing?

I've gone through all the data regarding your tastes,

and this...

- was my conclusion. - Oh my gosh!

What? I never...

I was only brainstorming for the character in our new show...

What are you doing?

What are you...

No need to explain.

You shouldn't be ashamed of your tastes.

I will respect them.

It's not my taste.

Get out.

Get out this instance.

Okay, I will.

What's wrong with him?

He was completely nude!

Hello, Assistant Director?

What?

What do you mean,

the shoot is cancelled?

Ruby's face got paralysed...

after getting some cosmetics shots at the clinic.

Why are you telling me this now?

I just had my make-up done!

We weren't expecting this to happen, either.

The director just called us.

Come on, look on the bright side.

You weren't getting much sleep these days.

Why don't you take the day off?

Darn it...

- Why can't... - That weirdo.

Hello, Kyu Ri?

They said they'll let us know when they reschedule.

Get some rest today.

All right.

- Girlfriend. - Gosh, you scared me!

Are you staying in today?

Yes.

Does that mean we get to spend the day together?

What should we do? Let's go on a date!

Gosh!

Date, my foot!

Anyway, what should I do today?

I can't fall asleep.

- Hello? - What?

You weren't asleep?

I couldn't fall asleep.

What are you up to?

Do you want to come over for a movie?

I have plans today.

Are you bored?

What are you talking about?

Me? Bored?

I've got so much to do!

I was calling to tell you not to bother me.

Check the news hourly, if you want to see what I'm up to.

Are you insane? Hey!

You Ma Wang Brat!

What should I do?

Water it every three days, no matter what.

Don't forget to drink a lot of water yourself, too.

Oh, the dust!

This place is very sensitive to dust, you see.

It's not like I don't want to dust it regularly!

I didn't say anything about it.

The dust...

What should we do next?

What do you think?

- We need to scrub the place down. - I like it.

As long as I'm with you.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

Down there? Wait a second.

This one?

What are you doing?

- Hurry up and sweep it out. - Yes, sir.

I'm done, I'm done. Put it back down.

Oh, the dust.

That's at least 10 years' worth of dust.

What's that?

It was in the storage, so I fixed it.

It'll be a lot more comfortable to use this.

Hey, this is...

I hid this emergency fund, but I was never able to find it.

But it was here all along. My goodness.

I feel like I got money for free.

If you kept cleaning with the broom, you never would've found it.

What do you think? Isn't this nice?

Here. You should also try using it.

No, it's okay. I'll just use the broom.

It's more comfortable.

Why? I'm sure this is a lot more convenient.

Everything I touch ends up getting broken.

Don't worry. That won't happen anymore.

My gosh, come on.

See? What did I tell you? I said I didn't want to use it.

What?

What's going on?

Your pupils have dilated by 58 percent.

Your body temperature has increased by 0.9°C.

And your heart...

is beating 1.6 times faster than the normal heart rate.

Is your heart fluttering...

right now because of me, Girlfriend?

What are you talking about?

I just got startled because you suddenly came too close.

The laundry must be all done.

Oh, gosh. Are you okay?

Yes, I'm okay.

It's nice that you fixed the laundry machine.

It's a lot faster and cleaner than washing the clothes myself.

Da Da.

Da Da, open the door.

Da Da.

What is she doing?

Da Da!

- It's me! - What? What is she doing here?

This is driving me crazy.

Wait. Where do you think you're going?

I should say hello to your friend.

You can't do that. You'll be leaving in a couple of days.

And if Kyu Ri sees you here,

rumours will spread really quickly, and everyone will know about you.

Just the thought of it is enough to give me a headache.

So don't come out of here, okay?

Don't ever let her see you, okay? Never.

What took you so long? It's so hot outside.

I'm sorry. I was taking care of something upstairs.

But what brings you here, Kyu Ri?

Why do you think?

You asked me to bring a few men's clothes from the dressing room.

You wanted the most ordinary outfits.

Oh, right. Thank you.

You could've given them to me at the studio.

I thought I'd drop by to say hello.

But what do you need men's clothes for?

What?

Well... The thing is...

The dummy...

I wanted to test a few outfits on the new dummy.

Anyway, thank you so much. You should get going now.

Gosh, what are you talking about?

I'll help you clean the heart dummy while I'm here.

Kyu Ri.

I can do it on my own.

I'm almost done.

What? Already?

Of course.

So don't worry and just go home.

You can go. I'll be fine.

Kyu Ri, I won't see you out, okay?

Okay, bye.

Bye.

- See you. - Bye.

My gosh.

What was that? She's been down lately, so I came to cheer her up.

But I guess I shouldn't have come.

It's here.

It has finally come to me in a week.

Thank goodness.

Da Da! Da Da!

Da... Da Da!

Gosh, let me use your bathroom for a second!

My stomach hurts.

Kyu Ri.

I thought you left.

I'm getting a signal right now.

- Let me use the bathroom. - Kyu Ri, wait. No.

Why? Will you move? I might burst any second.

Well...

I just clogged the toilet.

It's completely clogged.

What did you do to the toilet?

You amazing brat.

That leaves me with no choice.

I guess I should just go to the subway station.

Bye, Kyu Ri.

[VIU Ver] SBS E06 'My Absolute Boyfriend' "He's My Boyfriend" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

What was that sound?

What sound?

I didn't hear anything.

Are you deaf?

I heard a huge sound from the bathroom just now.

I didn't.

Is someone inside?

No.

It must be a thief.

- Let's call the police. - Kyu Ri, wait. No.

Why would there be a thief in the middle of the day?

I'm sure it's not a thief.

Da Da.

- Let's catch this jerk. - Kyu Ri, no!

What is this?

Let me explain.

It's all broken.

Yes, it's all broken.

It's all broken?

Da Da, will you please fix your stuff?

If you keep this up, even your roof will collapse.

Okay, I'll... I'll fix it.

But don't you need to go? You said it was urgent.

No, the signal's gone now.

I should go, too.

Unclog your toilet.

Kyu Ri... Bye.

I'll see you at the studio.

Where did he go?

Girlfriend.

Is she gone?

How did you get up there?

I didn't get caught. Did I do a good job?

Yes, you did a very good job.

You should come down now.

I'm hungry.

While I was cleaning, I threw away all the expired foods...

for the sake of your health.

- Did I do a good job? - Yes, you did a great job.

Right?

But you don't look so happy.

Me?

No, I'm really happy.

Thanks to you, I'm going grocery shopping.

Really? Then we must be on our way to the grocery store right now.

What are you going to buy? What are you going to cook?

I don't know.

Sir, can I have 600g of pork?

I'm going to cook braised kimchi.

Please give me good-quality meat.

Okay, just wait a little bit.

Okay.

I'm finally getting to eat meat thanks to this.

I'm excited.

All he's wearing is a pair of jeans and a white top.

But he looks totally different.

I guess looks really do complete fashion.

Thank you, Girlfriend. I'll wear them well.

Make sure you input this in your database.

I like guys who wear ordinary clothes like this. Okay?

Okay, I'll input that.

They're cow's intestines.

I guess this is what cow's intestines look like.

It's really different compared to that of a human's.

Other people get grossed out by that.

You must be okay.

It's not gross.

I cut off arms and legs for a living.

What are you doing?

Girlfriend, what's this?

They're stickers that show you the meat's quality.

Stickers?

It's kind of like...

getting acknowledged.

It's a way of showing how tasty and expensive the beef is.

In other words, if something has this sticker on it,

it means it got acknowledged.

It means it has a lot of value...

and that it's something incredible.

So it's a really good thing.

Girlfriend, can you stick one on me as well?

This? Why?

I also want to get acknowledged by you.

Are you kidding me?

It's not easy to get acknowledged.

I guess it takes a lot of effort to get acknowledged.

Of course.

Here's your meat.

Thank you. How much is it?

- It's 10 dollars. - Okay.

Thank you.

It looks delicious.

The soup is nice and thick.

This is why I live.

Why aren't you eating?

No way. Can't you eat?

Does your face meltdown and explode if you eat food?

Girlfriend.

You watched way too many movies.

Never mind, then.

I can eat food, but I don't need to.

Then I shouldn't have cooked all this.

I should've just had a light meal.

No, it's okay. I like looking at you eat.

It makes me feel happy.

Ta-Da. It's pasta, your favourite.

I cooked it myself.

I know you love bacon, so I put in a lot.

Let's eat.

I'm not allowed to eat carbs...

because of the photoshoot I have in two days.

Really? I'm sorry. I didn't know that.

It's okay. You made it, so you should eat it.

But I made it for the two of us.

I'm exhausted because I had to stay up last night.

Let me take a nap for just one hour.

Wake me up a little later, okay?

Hello, as you can see, today's meal...

is going to be chicken, hamburger, and pizza...

along with some beverages.

There's so much to eat that I don't know where to start.

But chicken is still my favourite food.

(- Where did you buy the chicken? - How many chickens can you eat?)

(- When did the show begin? - Don't you have drinks?)

Thank you for the 5,000 stars, "My Boy".

Why do you like those robots so much?

They remind me of myself.

They're fabulous and pathetic at the same time.

You know what?

I'll never choose...

to be an actor in my next life.

Why not? I like that you're an actor.

I doubt it.

You always have to hide away because of me.

Do you like that, too?

Well, that's true...

But you know what? You look so hot when you're working.

I also like the fact that you're an actor...

and I'm a special effect makeup artist.

Why is that?

Because I complete you.

Come to your senses, Ma Wang Joon.

You just barely broke up with her.

What's that guy doing over there?

Rinse state, satisfactory.

Sterilization, okay. No signs of fading.

Dryness...

75 percent.

I should leave it out a bit longer.

What?

Rinse state, satisfactory.

Sterilization...

That pervert!

Hey, you!

What do you think you're doing?

Intruder detected.

Don't you hear me?

I said, what do you think you're doing?

Why are you gathering a stranger's laundry?

Who are you to ask?

Me?

This is my house.

You are lying.

Someone else owns this house.

You've already investigated, have you?

Of course. Collecting data is a must.

Collecting data?

Is that how your people call it?

Criminals are so bold these days.

Good thing I caught you. Wait right here.

Hey, hey! That hurts!

I guess you've been working out a bit?

You just caught me off guard.

I won't go easy on you this time.

Hey, hey! That hurts!

Let go, let go!

What are you doing? Let go of me!

Trespassing, lying, and violent propensity.

You are classified as a security risk.

I will have to suppress you.

My goodness.

Hey... Security risk?

Who are you calling a security risk?

Wait up. Take a look at me.

I'm Ma Wang Joon! Who are you calling...

- Come on... - What's all the fuss?

Hey, Da Da! I caught a thief.

Call the police! Come on!

Girlfriend, do you know this man?

What?

Girl... "Girlfriend?"

Hey... Let go of me!

I thought you were a mere underwear thief,

but I see that you're a total stalker!

Are you insane? Who are you calling your girlfriend?

What are you doing? Hurry up and call the police!

You shouldn't go easy on these stalkers...

Who are you to call him a stalker?

- What? - He's not a stalker.

He's not an underwear thief, either.

What is he...

then?

Tell me, Eom Da Da!

What is he?

He's my boyfriend.

(My Absolute Boyfriend)

Tell me, Eom Da Da!

What is he?

Why do you even care?

We're not dating anymore.

Don't you realize what's going on?

Are you sure you don't know why I'm here?

Thank you so much.

I'll do anything for you, Da Da.

Thank you, Girlfriend.

Will you stop calling me that?

Once you fall for someone,

you're supposed to love them no matter what.

That's what love is.

Goodbye, Girlfriend.