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Where are you? 14 00:02:22,625 --> 00:02:25,367 Cathy? You upstairs? 15 00:02:25,907 --> 00:02:27,368 Mum?! 16 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,160 You need to move your car. 17 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:20,367 Right. 18 00:03:20,428 --> 00:03:23,260 Sorry. Kumar's got the Lexus so I've got to use the Porsche. 19 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,814 - Hate it when that happens. - Oh, what a bore! 20 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:28,620 No worries, I'll go and get everyone to move. 21 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:30,260 Livi needs her jodhpurs. 22 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,884 Got to run them up to the school. 23 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,940 - Oh, no. - Madness. 24 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,680 You'd think she was president of the FEI. 25 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,820 - I don't get it. - Nor do I. 26 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,260 Just laugh. Laugh like we do at the theatre. 27 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:51,166 The owner's just popped round and she needs us to move our cars. 28 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,640 I've got to move the car. 29 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:58,120 But we're playing chess. 30 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,300 You know how to play chess, Cathy? 31 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:04,280 Uh, not really, no. 32 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,880 I want your horse. 33 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,040 There's got to be more to it than this. 34 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:24,980 And of course, I get Livi a new pair of jodhpurs, 35 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:26,580 Archie wants a new pair too. 36 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,820 The perils of owning a horse. 37 00:04:29,047 --> 00:04:30,580 Do you have a horse? 38 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,140 Uh, no. 39 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:35,300 - Well, don't. - Honestly, I know it seems like a good idea, 40 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,740 - but it's really not worth the hassle. - Oh, OK. 41 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,060 Well, in that case, I definitely won't buy a horse. 42 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,620 That's for umbrellas. 43 00:04:42,828 --> 00:04:44,148 Oh. 44 00:04:45,746 --> 00:04:47,066 Use the hooks. 45 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:50,562 Do you need me to reverse the car for you, darling? 46 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:53,003 I'm a woman, Derek, it's not a disability. 47 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:55,140 What we doing? 48 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,980 I've just got to move the car, love. 49 00:04:57,284 --> 00:04:59,927 - Your mum has to move her car. - Coming! 50 00:04:59,988 --> 00:05:02,060 It's OK. I can reverse a car. 51 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,420 You sure you don't want me to do it? Or grandad? Or Uncle Derek? 52 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,680 Pretty sure. 53 00:05:06,741 --> 00:05:07,961 Yeah? 54 00:05:08,483 --> 00:05:10,704 - What? - You called me. 55 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,860 Come on, I'm in the middle of something. 56 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:15,400 I didn't call you, love. 57 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:20,211 Very good. 58 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:21,812 Very good. 59 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,660 You bastards. 60 00:05:24,917 --> 00:05:27,340 Sorry, Pauline. I love you. Sorry. 61 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,084 She's got a horse. The owner. 62 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,490 - You did well with that bag. - Och, it's just a bag. 63 00:05:34,623 --> 00:05:36,001 Get over it. 64 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,460 She asked if I've ever owned a horse. 65 00:05:39,582 --> 00:05:40,822 And have you? 66 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,672 Can Jason see us? 67 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,320 I don't know. 68 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,380 - Turn the wheel to the right, babe. - Thank you, Derek. 69 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,040 I know what I'm doing. 70 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,980 - Wipers are on, babe. - Thanks! 71 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,220 I know the wipers are on you fucking... 72 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,858 Just turn the wheel to the right and feel it. 73 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:06,320 OK, Derek. 74 00:06:06,585 --> 00:06:08,060 Feel it, babe, that's all. 75 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:09,700 Just turn the wheel to the right. 76 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,559 The more you tell me to turn the wheel to the right the less I'm going to do it! 77 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:22,900 Turn the wheel to the left. 78 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:51,881 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 79 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:10,683 _ 80 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,648 So, where are we walking to? 81 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,820 I don't think we're headed anywhere in particular. 82 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:22,900 You know, we're just... going for a walk, see the countryside. 83 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,940 - Oh. - No, I don't think you're listening, mum. 84 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,237 She's asking where we're walking to. 85 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:29,660 Well, yeah, I know. 86 00:07:29,720 --> 00:07:31,140 Well, we're just... walking. 87 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,524 Just going for a walk. 88 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:34,400 OK. 89 00:07:35,880 --> 00:07:38,251 Let's take this a bit more slowly for you. 90 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,300 I think what we mean is, Cathy, 91 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:45,060 - when we go on this walk, we start here. - Yeah. 92 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,663 - And then we go on the actual walk. - Yeah. 93 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,740 But where do we plan to then end up at? 94 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,298 At the end of the walk? 95 00:07:52,861 --> 00:07:54,270 When the walk's finished? 96 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,290 Well, I suppose we'll be coming back here. 97 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,160 OK. 98 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,320 - When we're... - They're going for a walk. 99 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,940 I said this would happen. 100 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,565 They'll be traipsing through mud. 101 00:08:13,108 --> 00:08:14,340 Mud! 102 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,960 They'll be traipsing through mud. 103 00:08:16,021 --> 00:08:18,300 Complaining about the nettles. 104 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,420 I'd forgotten about the fucking nettles. 105 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:21,740 Jesus. 106 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,340 Can someone get a dock leaf? 107 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,860 I've fell in some nettles. 108 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:26,427 - Fuck off. - Mm. 109 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,780 - All the cow shit. - Eh? 110 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:35,325 Cow shit! 111 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:36,978 Everywhere. 112 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:40,837 Why can't they all go in one corner of the field? 113 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,185 - That's what I'd do... - And the rabbits are at it. 114 00:08:43,246 --> 00:08:45,906 - rather than standing round in it. - They'll never stop. 115 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:48,140 Shitting and fucking. 116 00:08:48,412 --> 00:08:50,133 That's the life of a rabbit. 117 00:08:50,433 --> 00:08:52,873 Shitting and fucking all day long. 118 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,060 - Doesn't sound too bad. - I was going to say, 119 00:08:57,369 --> 00:08:59,289 sounds all right, don't it, eh? 120 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:06,167 - How long does it take to leave a house? - Oh, I know. 121 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,664 - Who we waiting for now? - Um... 122 00:09:11,168 --> 00:09:12,580 me, I think. 123 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,060 Oh, right. 124 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,720 That's awkward. 125 00:09:17,069 --> 00:09:18,509 I, um... 126 00:09:22,793 --> 00:09:24,940 Just going to... pop these in the fridge. 127 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:26,200 Yeah. 128 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:40,757 You caught me. 129 00:09:41,202 --> 00:09:44,940 There's nothing more sexy than a woman eating a gherkin. 130 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,920 There's websites dedicated to it. 131 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:52,538 My fingers are going to stink all afternoon. 132 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,000 I always end up... 133 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,300 trailing at the back, on a walk. 134 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,260 - You do surprise me. - I know. 135 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,049 You'd think I'd be so fast with these big, long legs. 136 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,080 Why don't you trail behind, with me? 137 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,260 You know, it's funny you should bring this up, because I don't know 138 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:29,600 if you know this but I've actually won several international awards for walking slowly. 139 00:10:30,459 --> 00:10:33,556 - Have you? - You'd be amazed how slowly I can walk. 140 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,581 I used to teach snails to linger. 141 00:10:36,473 --> 00:10:39,140 - Show me. - You want to watch a man walk slowly? 142 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:40,621 Yeah, but you'll do. 143 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,370 - Funny. - Thanks. 144 00:10:44,104 --> 00:10:45,860 - Original. - Yeah. 145 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,520 It's only the 1000 millionth time anyone's made that joke. 146 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,491 All right. 147 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,880 - Be prepared, because... - You ready to go? 148 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:01,560 Ah, uh, yeah, just going to change my cardigan. 149 00:11:09,399 --> 00:11:11,460 It's a lovely hill I saw on the drive down. 150 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:14,172 Might be some great views from up there. 151 00:11:14,750 --> 00:11:15,950 Um... 152 00:11:17,167 --> 00:11:19,600 no. Don't think so. 153 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:30,500 Looking forward to getting out. 154 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,080 Yeah, me too. 155 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,940 I'm just going to pop upstairs and change this for a jumper. 156 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,640 Oh, and to think I thought you were dull. 157 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,120 It's just difficult talking to someone of her generation. 158 00:11:53,052 --> 00:11:55,020 I'm not being rude about your mum, 159 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,980 cos you know I love her to bits, 160 00:11:57,040 --> 00:12:00,245 but her brain just works at a different pace. 161 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:04,374 - It's like an old iPhone. - She's exactly like an old iPhone! 162 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,405 And... 163 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,802 maybe one where the screens cracked. 164 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:13,708 I think that's fair to say. 165 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,460 We've got to remember, 166 00:12:20,520 --> 00:12:22,685 she spent most of her life without the Internet. 167 00:12:24,932 --> 00:12:27,412 It's amazing what some people live through. 168 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,120 It's humbling. 169 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,580 No, I love England in the spring. 170 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,060 The flowers, the air... 171 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,865 I'll have another one. 172 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,180 No, no, I'm not making tea. 173 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,340 You two shouldn't be using these crockeries. 174 00:12:41,400 --> 00:12:44,380 - Oh, go on, I'll have one as well. - Do a pot. 175 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,580 - No, no, I'm not making tea. - You got any cakes? 176 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,740 Oh, don't get me a cake, Jesus. 177 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,300 She can get me a cake. 178 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:51,700 I don't want a bloody cake. 179 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:53,204 No, I'm not getting on a cake. 180 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,380 Really looking forward to this walk. 181 00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:59,018 Ah, quick, help! 182 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,054 Ah, not really. 183 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,675 Not with this on. 184 00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:09,319 Silk. 185 00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:10,893 Oh, nice. 186 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:13,661 Feel it then. 187 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,440 Oh, yeah. 188 00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,940 - Soft? - Oh, yeah, yeah. 189 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,329 Really soft. 190 00:13:41,235 --> 00:13:42,495 Thanks. 191 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:49,181 Ceiling's low, isn't it? 192 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,614 Yeah. Or the floor's high. 193 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,191 Well, I'm looking forward to this walk. 194 00:13:57,894 --> 00:13:59,527 Oh, me too, yeah. 195 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,931 I love walking. I walk literally everywhere in the flat. 196 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:09,121 I was thinking, I might take it slowly on the walk. 197 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,160 Trail along at the back. 198 00:14:14,409 --> 00:14:17,580 So, if you and Jason need to speed on ahead, or... 199 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,920 No. 200 00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:20,197 It's fine. 201 00:14:20,258 --> 00:14:23,053 No, I don't want us oldies holding you back, 202 00:14:23,114 --> 00:14:24,380 you and Jason speed on ahead 203 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,148 and me and Michael can crawl along at the back. 204 00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:31,120 - Oh. - What? 205 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,700 - I'll see what I can do. - Sorry, 206 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,622 that was really loud in my ear. 207 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,400 But I was whispering. 208 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,789 I used to love these. 209 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,060 Then when I was a teenager, 210 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:47,260 I sort of tried to burn them down. 211 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,580 Which was tricky. 212 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,583 Because a lot of them are made out of... metal. 213 00:14:51,802 --> 00:14:53,422 It's not going to happen. 214 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,580 So fucking useless. 215 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:58,207 Come on, they built these things for kids 216 00:14:58,268 --> 00:15:00,348 with little arms and legs, so... 217 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,384 What are you saying about my arms and legs? 218 00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:07,100 Nothing. 219 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,360 Nowt. 220 00:15:10,085 --> 00:15:11,937 - Are we going to go on this walk? - Yeah. 221 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,420 Yeah. If I can walk with these massive arms and legs. 222 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,670 I didn't say you had big arms and legs. 223 00:15:17,731 --> 00:15:19,151 You didn't have to, mate. 224 00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,871 You coming on the walk, then? 225 00:15:22,676 --> 00:15:24,403 I thought I might, yeah. 226 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,060 Yeah, I'll probably trail along at the back. 227 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,690 You know me. Bit useless. 228 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,894 Funny. 229 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,471 Because that's what my mum does on walks. 230 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,140 - Derek! - Yes, coming, my sweetheart. 231 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,380 Just got to get my special water bottle. 232 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:44,980 Sorry, my petal. 233 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,030 It's got an in-built purification system. 234 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,460 Sorry, Pauline. I'm coming. 235 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,940 I love you. 236 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,300 I love you so much. 237 00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:21,234 She's a widow, mate. 238 00:16:23,468 --> 00:16:25,228 You should be ashamed of yourself. 239 00:16:31,252 --> 00:16:34,092 My dad would be so disappointed in you. 240 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:50,840 Cathy. How nice to see you. 241 00:16:52,161 --> 00:16:54,301 I've got my scarf. Ready to go. 242 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,860 - Great. I think I'm ready too. - Excellent. 243 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,257 Oh, hello, Jason. 244 00:16:58,318 --> 00:16:59,421 I'm ready now. 245 00:16:59,481 --> 00:17:02,243 - Just been upstairs and got my scarf. - Great. 246 00:17:06,848 --> 00:17:09,776 Yes, I'm just saying, Reg. I've got my scarf. 247 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,460 It's lovely and warm in this scarf. 248 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,527 Probably too warm if anything... in this scarf. 249 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,280 It's real fur. 250 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,518 What animal? 251 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,280 Fox. 252 00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:33,138 Can I..? 253 00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:34,399 Please. 254 00:17:39,114 --> 00:17:40,344 Cunning creatures. 255 00:17:41,955 --> 00:17:44,175 Obviously not cunning enough. 256 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,681 Yeah, it's got an in-built purification system. 257 00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,780 It's the latest technology. It's from Sweden, or Switzerland, 258 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,220 or one of them. 259 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,480 Wow. 260 00:18:01,601 --> 00:18:03,061 Hmm. 261 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,465 It's a nice finish. 262 00:18:04,777 --> 00:18:07,172 Yeah, well, it's top-of-the-range. 263 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,153 That's basically an unbelievable water bottle. 264 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,180 Thanks, Kelly. 265 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,921 Do you want to see my water bottle? 266 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,900 - Have we got time? - Yeah, I've got to get it anyway. 267 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:21,064 Oh, great. Yeah. 268 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:22,545 - Hi, Michael. - OK, why not? 269 00:18:22,606 --> 00:18:23,826 Hey. 270 00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,860 We've just been comparing water bottles. 271 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,981 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 272 00:18:27,041 --> 00:18:28,580 I'm having a really nice time. 273 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,818 Mine hasn't got an in-built purification system... 274 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,749 - Oh, yeah. Smooth. - Yeah. 275 00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:54,660 Feels good in the hand. Does it fit in a pocket? 276 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,111 No, unfortunately. 277 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,088 - Well, it doesn't need to. - No. 278 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,057 Maybe if I was wearing a winter coat, but... 279 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,021 What's that? 280 00:19:05,081 --> 00:19:07,340 Just saying my water bottle only fits in my winter coat. 281 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:08,421 Yeah. 282 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,543 Who carries water around in the winter? 283 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,640 It's frustrating. 284 00:19:13,617 --> 00:19:14,817 It really is. 285 00:19:16,412 --> 00:19:19,352 Do you want to get a photo with our water bottles? 286 00:19:19,738 --> 00:19:21,138 Yeah. OK, then. 287 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,532 Here we are. 288 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,800 Oh, right. Right, then. 289 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,020 Bring it up a bit. 290 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:38,580 Bit more. 291 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,840 Bit more, Derek. 292 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:45,235 - Lovely. - Let's have a look. 293 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:48,802 - Oh, nice. - Let's have a look. 294 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:52,348 Look at Jason. 295 00:19:52,789 --> 00:19:55,229 - Will you send me it? - Yeah, of course. 296 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,381 Ooh! 297 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:12,460 Oh, yeah. That is a nice one. 298 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:13,980 Look at Jason. 299 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,700 It's a nice one of you. 300 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:18,240 Well, shame about my arms and legs. 301 00:20:19,193 --> 00:20:21,151 What's wrong with your arms and legs? 302 00:20:21,619 --> 00:20:23,580 Well, they're massive. 303 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,108 What are you talking about? 304 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,617 You've got lovely arms and legs. 305 00:20:27,970 --> 00:20:29,498 It's an amazing picture. 306 00:20:31,926 --> 00:20:33,126 Thanks, Kelly. 307 00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,960 Friends for life. 308 00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:40,645 Oh. 309 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,940 So, I've left the Porsche at the service entrance 310 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,141 to keep it out of your way. 311 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,077 - Oh, how fantastic. - Thanks. 312 00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:49,397 Back to the Lexus now after driving the Porsche. 313 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,540 There's nothing worse than getting back 314 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,580 in a Lexus once you've been driving a Porsche. 315 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,362 - I mean... - What about genocide? 316 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,280 Sorry? 317 00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:01,445 Nothing. 318 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,226 Genocide? 319 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,940 Genocide. 320 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,160 Yes. It doesn't matter. Sorry. 321 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,840 OK. 322 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,940 You said there's nothing worse than getting in a Lexus once 323 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,420 you've been driving a Porsche. 324 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:17,319 I said, "What about genocide?" 325 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,560 It was inappropriate, so... 326 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:25,640 - Bye, then. - Bye. Have a lovely afternoon. 327 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:31,400 I think it's probably best not to... 328 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,200 - not to bring up genocide... - Thank you, Cathy. 329 00:21:39,061 --> 00:21:40,676 What's this about genocide? 330 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,300 There you are. 331 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:46,773 I think we might finally be ready to leave. 332 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,046 I think I might be a bit hot in this actually. 333 00:21:50,107 --> 00:21:51,636 I'm going to go for a drive. 334 00:21:53,283 --> 00:21:54,750 Oh, OK. 335 00:21:54,811 --> 00:21:58,020 And I've got lots of bits of work to catch up on, 336 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,940 and anyway, Jason will probably only try and throw me off the top 337 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,080 - of a hill... - Don't joke about it. 338 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,880 Sorry. 339 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,220 Er, yeah, no. I'm sorry. 340 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,610 Oh, no, no. 341 00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:12,493 I'm sorry. 342 00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:15,699 I make silly jokes when I get nervous. 343 00:22:17,122 --> 00:22:18,802 What's Jason said to you? 344 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,050 So much easier just being friends. 345 00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:33,878 Well, in terms of respecting Jason... 346 00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,940 Yeah, well, we don't want him seeing us together 347 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:41,640 and thinking we're being disrespectful. Well, no, not disrespectful, but... 348 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,900 We don't want us feeling bad. 349 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,740 Well, no, not bad... 350 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,000 Ashamed. 351 00:22:49,818 --> 00:22:52,225 Well, no, not ashamed. 352 00:22:52,286 --> 00:22:53,546 No. 353 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,480 But... 354 00:22:58,682 --> 00:22:59,882 Yeah. 355 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,478 - Well, I might just go for a drive and... - Yeah. 356 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,320 clear my head. 357 00:23:11,145 --> 00:23:12,365 Yeah. 358 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,460 - Just need to get out of here. - Yeah. 359 00:23:31,424 --> 00:23:33,435 I was just asking how you were. 360 00:23:33,815 --> 00:23:35,015 Why? 361 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:38,361 None of your business how I am. 362 00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:46,093 I'm just going to go for a drive, so... 363 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:54,680 See you later. 364 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:01,320 Oh. 365 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,260 Can you believe the owner? 366 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:15,838 Can you believe she told you where to put your bag? 367 00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:17,334 What a bitch. 368 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,390 - Yeah, well... - Come on, let's go. 369 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,420 - Where's Michael? - Shall we wait for Michael? 370 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,461 Nah. 371 00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:26,461 How did you stay so calm when she was just mocking you to your face? 372 00:24:26,521 --> 00:24:30,268 Well, I sort of found from dealing with my mum 373 00:24:31,001 --> 00:24:34,977 that if someone's mean, or rude, or insensitive, or if they spend 374 00:24:35,038 --> 00:24:39,649 all their time boasting, putting people down... 375 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,321 It's just their way of coping with how sad they are. 376 00:24:47,715 --> 00:24:49,135 Interesting theory. 377 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:56,270 Mum, it's this way. 378 00:24:56,331 --> 00:24:57,531 Right. 379 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,399 Thanks. 380 00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:02,500 I'm going to go for a drive, so... 381 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,280 I'll have a tea. 382 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,220 I'm not making another tea. 383 00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,664 - Can I have a tea? - You've had enough tea. 384 00:25:09,725 --> 00:25:11,380 I'm thirsty. 385 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,762 I'm not making you another tea. 386 00:25:13,823 --> 00:25:15,843 Ask Michael to make you a tea. 387 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,900 I'm not asking Michael for a cup of tea. 388 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,400 - Just ask him. - I'm not asking Michael. 389 00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:33,020 Oh, my God, Cathy. 390 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:36,300 The Sainsbury's WhatsApp group is basically going berserk. 391 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,468 Is it? 392 00:25:39,675 --> 00:25:43,435 So, Rosa discounted the fish at 10am... 393 00:25:46,835 --> 00:25:51,435 Synced & corrected by minouhse www.addic7ed.com 27346

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