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When I moved to Berlin...

...my mother warned me not to let myself go to the dogs.

I wouldn't have dreamed...

that it would be happening just 6 months later.

Everything was so promising at the beginning.

I got a good job in a Bank...

but on probationary basis and...

...I was constantly observed by my over critical colleague.

But whatever, I finally escaped my small town life.

Hello Mr. Knuddelmann.

Hello Mr.

Rueckert...

...Tobias Rueckert.

Earnest Knuddelmann. It's a pleasure.

Just call me Tobi,

sooner or later they all do.

Mr. Rueckert, what can we do for you?

I thought I would stop by due to all the money here...

...and then I saw your name plaque...

Knuddelmann...

That sounds so very serious.

Knuddelmann.

Is that Slavic?

Or Huguenot?

Hm, at least German nobility. - Sorry to disappoint you, it's neither.

What can I do for you? -It's absolutely fabulous here...

...one would imagine it very different.

Your credit score was reduced.

We already sent you a notification.

Was it?

How naughty.

Unfortunately we can't accept checks made out to cash as a means...

...to calculate your credit score with us Mr. Rueckert.

Are you crazy? Parading in here like this!

You forgot to take your lunch this morning. - I did what?

You forgot to take your lunch.

I thought I would bring it to you.

That is very kind of you Mr. Rueckert But that's not going to get us anywhere.

There's nothing one can do?

At the time, I'm afraid not.

Wait!

I'll pass it to you under the table.

I can't reach it.

I am afraid if you can't reach the target income...

we'll be forced to limit your account Mr. Rueckert.

Well then I'll be leaving now.

You are doing a great job Mr. Knuddelmann. Really.

Keep it up!

If things change, make a new appointment, Mr. Rueckett.

With pleasure...

Mr. Knuddelmann.

Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Unbelievable... what kind of freaks there are out there.

That's Tobi,

he danced into my life the day I arrived.

Believe it or not, it was love at first sight!

Like a whirlwind he pulled me into...

...his world of glamour, clubs and crazy characters...

...which were hard getting used to.

...which were hard getting used to.

Oh Tobi! It's been a while.

Nina... Darling... Hi!

Take it off.

Here dear. Put it on.

Nice tattoo...

...do you have more?

Why don't you come and find out.

Clubbing is simply not my world!

Sorry but we can't just play any CD.

I'll do it honey, have a good time!

MEN TO KISS

Tobi knew everyone and their brother.

But the most important to him were his two best friends:

Leo...

...and Steffi.

Leo, an old school friend,

was in an on-off-relationship with Alex.

Steffi is a psychologist,

I think she's just as nuts as her patients.

She was having a passionate affair with a student named Kurt...

who was almost 15 years younger than her.

Tobi and I just didn't spend enough alone time together.

Rueckert is in amazing form. His body is well trained.

He's prancing.

Rueckert agile, Knuddelmann stiff...

...and the crowd goes wild.

Tobi, could we please start playing? - Sure.

Eight to four...

...my serve, Martina Nav-trav-trilova!

Martina Navratilova plays tennis!

Correct, Mr. Know-it-all.

Leo, there you are!

What's up? - Hi!

Are you playing to see who will clean naked again?

Ernie lost the bath and the hall. Maybe he'll try harder for the terrace.

Yesterday, I visited him at the Bank. It's quite lovely there.

I guess he liked that?

The ball hit some brat on a tricycle. The mother was about to lynch me.

Tobi came to see you at the bank? - God, don't remind me.

You should have seen him.

My colleague, Mrs. Nosell, almost fell out of her chair.

But Ernie solved the situation very elegantly.

It was sexy somehow. We should do that more often.

Careful my friend, or I'll have security escort you out.

Oh you guys are so cute.

What's wrong with him? - I'd like to have what you guys have.

My relationships are always over before they start. - You mean Alex?

That's history. We're just friends now.

Well with Tobi it's not all rainbows. - WHAT?

Come on, you guys have a great foundation.

Hold on to that.

You see?

Alright ladies, I've got to go.

Already? But you're coming to Steffi's right?

No, I don't have time. Say hi to Alex for me.

Have fun.

Bye. - Bye.

So we're playing to see who's cleaning naked? - Of course my stallion.

Let's go!

The terrace awaits! - Bring it on!

Thank God, I got out of nude cleaning for the day.

My little tiger.

Your golden pheasant needs you now. - My little dove, purr for me.

You're totally insane.

There's an animal inside of all of us that loves to be lazy

Berlin and Tobi always kept me on my toes...

...and tore me away from my dear and clear structure.

What are you doing with that?

CRITIQUE? SUGGESTIONS? - Well, have a look at what it says.

And what's it for?

It's for your sexual desires and fantasies...

...you don't dare to say. Insert them here, anonymously of course...

and I will make them come true.

Mas happy but there were times...

...when I worried about our relationship.

Tobi...

Ernie?

You mean a lot to me you know that?

Do I know that?

I just wish that I could get you more.

But you get me almost every day. - Be earnest.

But you're Earnest.

I'm Tobi!

Tobi you know what I mean!

We have to be at Steffi's in half an hour! We're packing a gift for Kerstin.

That doesn't matter right now.

Tobi, come back!

Steffi...

Do you remember? Here, look at it...

...don't tell me you forgot!

Your weed!

Now he's doing drugs. NO WAY...not with me!

Now he's doing drugs. NO WAY...not with me!

I don't think this stuff is working.

Tobi you're the most wonderful...

...erotic,

amazing, sexiest...

well... thing...that I've ever met.

I want to propose something:

Whoever is for Steffi going to the store for chocolate shall raise his hand.

Oh no, not again!

Wait, did you guys hear that? There was something.

There it was again.

Someone's at the door.

Steffi?

Steffi?

Yes dear?

Why did you lock the door?

I just wanted some alone time, you know?

Steffi what is going on in there?

Are you guys naked?

Oh Kurt...Man!

You guys better pay close attention!

Pay attention after smoking 300 grams of weed. Let him try that!

This...

is your brain.

...and that...

...is your brain on drugs!

That's your taxi.

Go home!

Can you believe it?

Over 1.5 million guys in this city...

...and Steffi chose the biggest shmuck of them all.

That tyrant.

Who does he think he is?

As stiff as he is he should be smoking the stuff!

Did you order a cab?

Yeah that's us...l think.

Oh shit!

Where to?

Fate Club.

Where? - Fate Club! - Sage Club?

FATE...Fateclub!

Just take us home.

Nobody's going to my home!

So where to? - To Fate Club!

What? - Fate! - Where the hell is that?

Humboldthain! - Humboldthain? -At the station.

Where's my key? - What? - Shouldn't you have your key?

This is your taxi right? - OK so where to?

FATE CLUB!!!

What?

The next day k was hard for me to work.

I had a bad headache. And at home awaited a call...

that started it all.

Ernie baby you old fart, it's Uta.

I'm in Berlin. I'm in front of the New Museum.

What am I doing here all alone? Ciao!

My best friend Uta. We went through everything together...

...Childhood, puberty, doctor games, the first kiss...

...my coming om and 5 years ago her surprise move to D.C.

Do you still remember? We always used to do this as kids.

Swimming,

lying in the grass, looking at the clouds.

You always had something scary in your pocket:

Insects or...

...even a frog.

The frog was great.

That shouldn't have ended.

Yeah and then... - What and then?

You were let down when these grew.

Totally untrue! - Totally true! - Not true! - Totally! - No!

You always thought I was a boy.

Well, you were like a boy.

And then all of a sudden you were a girl. Of course I was disappointed.

That's just great.

But you are cute.

Even for a woman.

It's amazing to be with you again.

You don't say we could?

Like back then?

Come on!

Good now a little to the left.

It felt so good to have a break from Tobi.

That's her, that's really her!

I invited Uta over and cleared all the shelves in the gourmet shop.

Everything had to be perfect...

...when the two people I loved most would meet.

This is Uta Ref sen, my best friend. Can you believe it?

No, I cannot.

Berlin is simply great, amazing, so great that you ended up here.

The German guys are so much more into blowjobs than the Americans.

They give really good head. You know what's also special about them?

They smell like a fine sausage down there.

There are so many churches here. I can't stand them.

How unpleasant! Tobias, tell me...

...because I didn't quite understand, what do you do for work?

Tobi studies philosophy.

Still studying at 50? Courageous. - Tobias actually is only 38.

He could've fooled me.

More fish, Pun?

It's Uta, and don't change the subject Tobias.

How do you earn your money?

Student aid is surely no longer available to you.

You see this?

That's your foot.

Wow, how you recognized this, you must have a Ph.D.

Tobias!

Well, it was 1994...

...and over this foot rolled a big stretch limo..

...and this limo belonged to no one else than to our former chancellor.

Helmut Kohl? - No names!

Is that a true story?

Since then he's been cashing in on fat checks every month.

And you Puta, what do you do?

Uta works for the Israeli embassy in D.C.

Not any longer.

I had this fantastic concept for an Israeli-Palestinian cultural event.

So she's dumb too.

When it's so complicated, one has to take baby steps.

Don't you just love her?

Uta does a lot of different projects.

It hurts my ears. - Oh God how it hurts my ears.

Sorry, we have to go. My brother is arriving today.

No worries...

Thank you. It was good to have you here. - You're welcome.

So when do you get off of work?

I'll leave the clinic around 6.

Don't let the crazies drive you nuts. - Don't let your man drive you crazy.

Of course not.

Good night.

That woman.

Yeah she was something else. - I wanted to give her my card...

...but I wouldn't get through a session.

Boy, I'm exhausted!

SEW.!

Sweet cheeks! - Oh, I almost forgot about this.

Paul, hi!

Hands off, he's mine.

Sweetie. Your men are getting younger by the minute...

...and more international.

Hello, I'm her brother.

Hello, I'm her boy-toy.

I'm happy that we get some alone time tomorrow.

Sleep well Tobias.

Bye. - Bye.

Thanks for your hospitality. Sleep well.

My friend, you have no idea who you're dealing with.

Do you know what this is?

A nutcracker.

And do you know what it's for?

You do what I tell you.

Go upstairs...

...and act casual.

You have a week to pack and leave.

If not, you and I will meet again...

...and you will get to know my nasty side. Understood?

Do you understand?

Good. Get upstairs...

...do a few goodbye numbers...

...and sweet dreams.

Can we talk about it?

About what?

Your shitty behavior with Uta, that's what.

What the hell was your point?

Since I met you I've been running around with your friends...

...and the one time I bring a friend of mine you act like a jerk.

You certainly don't have a reason to be jealous.

Jealous? I saw a side of your Uta that you don't know. She threatened me.

She threatened you? With what? English vocabulary?

No, with a...

Go on.

Forget it.

Uta will be visiting more often, so get used to it...

...apologize and be friendly.

Friendly?

Okay, then at least try to be polite.

Just answer it, I'm already late anyway.

Have you packed your bags?

Ernie?

Mom?

You've showed me nothing but shit.

I thought Berlin had been rebuilt since the war.

You little Americanized bitch. - You little faggot.

So tell me this stuff with that...

Tobias... is it something serious?

What can I get you?

A White Russian, please. - Bloody Mary!

Sorry we don't have that.

Do you have tomato juice? - Yes.

Do you have vodka? - Of course.

Do you know how to mix? - Yes.

Then bring it! So you and that Tobias?

To be honest I don't know. We are totally different.

Still I have the feeling...

that he's my soul mate. That he's the right one.

The right one for what?

To spend the rest of my life with.

What?

With a nutcracker? - Yes. Isn't it madness?

Fuck me hard.

And what did Ernie say about this?

I didn't tell him anything. I pretended everything was normal.

So what's going on with you and Ernie now?

He said he doesn't get me.

If he keeps hanging around with Puta he never will.

I want to ask him if he'll marry me.

But I have the feeling I've known him for my entire life.

You've only known him for six months. You don't know squat.

And the thing you don't know is that I love him, Uta!

WAITRESS!!!

It's so important to me that you like each other.

I know that you don't. Nevertheless...

...you guys are going to try. For me.

Have you two ever fought?

Fight!

...fighting!

We have known each other our whole lives. And we've had great fights. Right?

Yes. - Yes, so only those who fight can make up.

Yes. - Yes, so start a fight with him.

Sol should start a fight just so that we can make up?

It's totally logical.

You can only be sure he's the right one after you've had a real fight.

Fight!

It's simple. - I'm sorry, but smoking isn't allowed here.

I couldn't get Uta's words om of my head. Fight...

...fight...

...fighting!

You 're such a fool!

A fool? You only do what you want loser!

Are you crazy or what? - Fuck you!

Idiot!

Fuck you too!

What the fuck are you looking at? - Excuse me. - I'll fuck you up!

I'm so sorry. - I'm the one who's sorry baby.

I love you so much.

Could fighting really be the solution to our problems?

Would you look at yourself? - Cuddle dragon! There you are.

Can you please stop with these names?

Sugar monkey what's wrong? Stress at the bank? - Yes.

We had a big meeting and then I come home...

...and you've just been prancing around all day long.

Oh my diligent little worker-bee. - I got a warning today...

What are you going to do if I'm let go? Live off of the Chancellor's checks?

You're not even a republican!

You should let Angela Merkel run over your foot. She lives right around the corner.

You think the entire world is your stage.

Don't you even have the smallest bit of pride? You live off of others.

Now come down from your high horsey.

No. I won't come down. We will discuss this now!

Not with me.

Ernie, I don't know who you are anymore.

You are spending too much time with Puta!

Do you realize what she's doing with you?

She is wrapping you...

...around her little finger!

You don't know her.

I know...

Uta is sometimes...

...too much...

...but so are you. - But I'm not a danger to society.

Uta is not a bad person.

What do you even see in her?

I've known her for a really long time.

We have a lot of history...

...and she makes me laugh.

Oh and I don't?

Of course you do...

...but you're my man, Tobias.

You are not just a friend...

...I want something serious with you. Do you understand?

Earnestness.

But we have something serious.

We can't even have a fight. - We don't have to.

How are we supposed to resolve our conflicts otherwise?

Our only conflict is Uta!

Can't you just leave her alone for once.

She should leave us alone!

She's not taking anything away from you. - Oh yes she is!

Uta is my friend and she could be your friend too and...

That's Steffi! She's taking us to the train station. Put something pretty on.

No, stay like that.

Why is Steffi taking us to the train station? - Because that's where the trains arrive.

What trains? - You know, the big silver ones.

Very elegant these days.

My little Boo Boo!

My little Boo Boo, let me look at you.

Stefanie! - Hello.

How are you? - Rutila. How lovely. You look stunning.

Mom, this is my boyfriend Earnest Knuddelmann.

How charming.

It's a pleasure.

Rutila Rueckert-Mandelstam.

The pleasure is mine.

Boo Boo, I need to move my legs a bit. - Let's go.

We'll go over to the car.

Are you coming?

That's not a woman. - Act like she 's one.

Come on spit it out. What's wrong?

Steffi, I don't know what to do.

I feel like Uta is slowly turning into a bitch.

Wasn't it lovely yesterday?

No smoking, I'll give you no smoking!

How are things with you and Tobi?

I'm not sure where I stand with him.

He doesn't talk about his feelings.

We never have passionate sex. It's only fun and games with him.

But don't you think he has a plan?

Put yourself in his shoes sometimes. - I am trying to.

And by the way, I also belong to his play group.

Steffi, no offense, but I miss having my own friends...

...my kind of people. - Then call your friends.

It's easy.

I think I'll walk, okay?

Easy for her to say The only people I knew In Berlin...

...were Tobi's friends and my colleagues.

...were Tobi's friends and my colleagues.

While I distracted myself at the gym,

under instruction from his mother Tobi was at home preparing a surprise.

Tobi.

I'm here my wild triathlete.

You're already back? - In full glory...

...and in one piece.

How was it with you mother?

Illuminating.

Sissi.

Franz .

Is everything alright?

You m sad.

lam Franz.

I am so bored.

Oh Franz.

This is the new assault rifle...

...named after you. - Sissi?

Yes, this is the Sissi MK 42.

Oh Franz.

Mom...you have to help me.

I can't handle this anymore. Call me back ASAP.

So what's the plan?

Stefanie, remember when my ex husband came to visit?

The guacamole! - Exactly.

I thought we could spice it up.

This here is the improved version of the guacamole recipe.

Is this stuff legal? - We've already taken care of that.

But we still need sedatives? - I have those stacked in the bath.

Good.

So we'll serve the guacamole.

Then we'll place the water on the table. In the water we'll have the sedatives.

20 pills should do the trick, right? - Sure.

And then what happens?

Well, she will eat the guacamole... ...it will burn her insides...

...so she'll reach for the water and 10 min. later she will be sound asleep.

Then Alex and Leo can take her upstate and throw her out of the car.

Then my dear Tobias, you can reconcile with Earnest.

And what will we do with Ernie? He'll never play along.

Do we even have to invite him? - We don't have a choice.

She'll get suspicious if we only invite her.

We don't really know her.

But what will we do with him?

We'll just have to incapacitate him.

Ernie!

Steffi, did you cook something? - No, why? Does something smell burnt?

Hello Paul. - Hi!

Are you crazy?

Shit. - Give that to me.

Now you cracked his skull. - Oh no.

Calm! - Steffi...what?

Everything's fine.

Okay that was it.

Off to bed.

Look, my hands are shaking.

Next step, everyone to the kitchen.

Any objections? - Everything's perfect.

She'll get what's coming to her.

Voila, nachos with homemade guacamole.

Let's look at some pictures.

This is Tobi when he was five.

This was our neighbour just before she moved out.

My God was she ugly!

Don't worry dear, I have nothing against ugly people.

Ma...

Please have a bite.

Don't make such a fuss. - And something to wash it all down with.

I insist.

Shouldn't we wait for Ernie? Where is he?

At the Bank.

This is Tobi shortly after his circumcision.

Astounding how much a child can bleed.

Guacamole? - Oh Stefanie, please, you first.

Something is burning out there.

Oh no, the casserole...Oh God.

Shit, not again.

Maybe I will have one.

Leopold!

What a bad day at work.

Who is this gorgeous man?

Is everything OK in here? - Yes. I think so.

Are you there my Boo Boo?

That woman is like a brick wall. Kurt will take over.

I am at my wit's end.

So exhausted.

The young gentleman offered to take me to the hotel.

Fair well.

It's okay.

My Lord. - Steffi what happens now?

The plan isn't working...

You insulted my friends and weakened my mother.

NOW lT'S ON!!

Leo, go and check on Ernie.

Yeah that's right, he can't wake up.

You guys aren't serious, are you? - Just go.

There she is already.

Where is the bitch?

What about my floor?

What about my floor?

Don't you think Ernie should have...

...a younger man?

And Ernie wants to marry him! Imagine the wedding photos.

What an eyesore.

Ernie used to have better taste in men.

Hey Sweetheart!

It just keeps getting better.

Do you know what this is?

Yeah, show that witch.

Stay where you are. - Calm down!

Shut your trap you little bitch. - That's enough. Leave some for me.

Just a little bit more? - No Grundel, that's good for now.

Leo, what's going on? - Earnest, nothing.

Are you afraid Puta? - What?

Are you afraid?

You wanted to break us up.

Are you nuts?

Wth a fucking nutcracker.

ERNIE!

Get away!

Are you okay? What did they do to you?

Look at me. - Have you lost your fucking mind?

Ernie, let me try to explain. - How do you want to explain this?

First you knock me out and then hire some psycho witch to silence Uta?

Hey, I have feelings too.

Why are you doing this? - She wanted to split us up.

You're imagining things. All because you can't stand her Tobi.

Come on. Nobody touches her!

Explain it to me why I was unconscious...

...and what did you do to Uta? Now talk.

I know I can get carried away sometimes...

...but do you think I'd do this if I didn't have anything to lose?

If I wasn't fucking afraid of losing you?

You were afraid of being left alone. It's only about you.

It's always about you!

I can't be together with you when I don't know what shit you're doing next.

And I don't believe you for a second when you say Uta wants to split us up.

You're pathetic!

Ernie!

I know I am pure chaos,

but there's one thing...

...I can't do. I would never lie to your face.

Do you believe me?

No Tobias, I don't believe you. - Bring me home please.

Earnest...

Hello Tobi.

Hello Steffi.

I had a beautiful day. What about you?

Damn it, Leo.

2 pills, not 12.

Come here.

Hello mother...

...no it's Earnest.

...your SOD...

...Mom, I have to talk to you, I...

...yeah a few grey hairs...

...But I just called...

...okay, if you have to go then...

...Mom, I...

...bye.

So the good news is you are still alive...

...the bad news is you look miserable.

Is The Bridges of Madison County playing somewhere?

What about Out of Africa?

Surely not. Especially not for you.

We're going out as soon as Kurt gets here with the car.

Where should we go?

To the Sea!!!

After l kicked Tobi out, Uta wanted to console me and stay in Germany!

So it wasn't a surprise when she wanted to move in just one day later.

How can such a handsome face look so sad.

Soon everything will be as nice as it used to be.

I'm sure it'll be great.

All of these trinkets have to go.

When I redecorate I will aim for the cool elegance of Arne Jacobsen...

The Scandinavian line...

...with a touch of Verner Panton, I guess.

What do you think?

I think that I have to talk to him again.

Don't look back, look forward.

Oh, take the trash out. That can all go.

There's an ashtray somewhere. Tobi thought that I didn't know...

...that he secretly smoked.

Those are my pictures.

Our pictures? Cool.

They have sewed their purpose.

When did you take these Uta?

Darling...

...you know that I've worked for the Israelis...

Israel... Secret Service...Ding dong.

I just wanted to know, what you were getting yourself into.

After all, one must know one's enemy.

Enemy.

Did I say enemy?

I am such a fool.

I want you gone when I get back

Ernie, come back! It was always like that between us.

Leo, where is Tobi?

What? Why the sea?

Okay, I'm coming.

Tobi!

Tobias!

I am sorry.

You were right.

You've been right from the start, I'm a complete idiot.

Don't knock on the window. Go away.

Just go away.

Just open the window.

Open the window and let's talk. Please talk to me.

Who do you think you are?

Do you think I am just garbage you can trash?

I'm a human being. I didn't deserve that.

I know. I was unfair and terrible.

I never wanted to hurt you.

You were afraid because it was serious. Because it was important.

I was afraid because I just couldn't get a hold of you...

I can't get you. I can't get you!

And you were so different. Tobias, Uta took advantage of that.

I know that I really messed up.

You really messed up, Ernie! - Please!

Ernie, what are you doing here?

Steffi...

He doesn't want to talk to me.

What about Uta?

She's gone for good.

OK, let me try.

Go on and talk to him Tobi.

Yes?

Uta is gone.

Yes? - He should go away.

Further away.

Far enough? - So-so

Are you coming out of the car? - No, you guys are going to get in.

Listen Ernie, you know how Tobi is...

...and you said you wanted to try to put yourself in his shoes.

Do you really want to give up? - Yeah, do you want to give up now?

No!

Come with me. Come Leo!

Your life is calling you. Don't you wanna celebrate it?

In here!

Listen Leo. You have to stop him, please.

OK but hurry up. - Yes of course. Thank you.

Excuse me, can you help me?

Just a moment.

Alright, now we can finally go. Come on. - But I..

What?

L---

Leo?

I lost my cell phone.

Excuse me, it's really urgent.

Just a moment.

I'm in a hurry.

Emergency?

No...yes, something like that.

Should I call the fire station? - No you don't have to do that.

I'm in urgent need of... - Edith!

A moment!

What is it?

Don't go. Please stay here. - Just a moment.

So, what can I do for you?

Alright. I need...

Well, this seems to be an emergency. - Come now!

I need two more minutes. Just think of something, please.

Okay, I am going to count to three and if he's not here we're leaving.

Color? - It doesn't matter. Mixed.

Also green ones? - Yes, green too.

Herman, do we still have green ones?

Herman?

One...

Ah, there he is.

Leo!

I have no idea what's going on.

Now get in this car immediately...

...or I'm going to knock you silly. Understood?

So we'll get started right away.

The green ones Edith? - Any. They don't have to be green...

...Red or blue, it doesn't matter.

Just a moment.

Collect the kids, lam taking control. - But we. -And Ernie?

One more word and you stay here!

We have them in green as well. How many would you like?

How many do you have? - In total?

About '85

Well how many could that be? - Yes how many?

Oh I know, I'll just go have a quick count.

Stop, wait! If you go one more time lam going to lose it.

But you don't even know how to drive? - Yeah we'll see, I'm not a little girl.

Give me two dozen, maybe three.

That would be 36.

Yes, precisely.

In each package there are 15 pieces.

3 packages times 15...

...then he would have 45. - Yes.

How do you turn this on?

But if we open up a package...

...and we take 9 out, then we would have 36.

Just a moment, are you paying cash?

Just the other day someone wanted to pay with a card and it didn't work.

Cash, I'll pay cash.

What are you doing with it?

Can you blow me?

So there I laid.

In the ditch.

Just like my mother predicted.

Earnest!

Ernie!

Have you lost your fucking mind?

You ran over me! - You ran in front of the car like a little deer.

Why are you running around like this? - That is my fucking business.

But not in my street. - In your street?

And there are rules here. - As if you have ever obeyed any rules.

Because of you we're going to be late for the sea. - Oh I am so sorry.

First he destroys your life and now the vacation as well.

Your whole life is an endless vacation. - Jealous much?

I earned this.

“Mm?

Let someone run over your foot, then you'll know how it is.

Hello? You just hit me with your car!

Then you know now. Yes, now I know. Thank you.

You're welcome. - And?Anything else to say?

Yes.

What?

The most important.

I still have bruises, And some are from you

And I still have this fear I could lose them all

But tonight I will celebrate Like it was my last

Because I will celebrate us And I look back at us

All of a sudden it didn't matter to me how crazy Tobi was...

...because I was crazy about him.

As if I was secretly waking for you I keep watch for the day

That glass in front of me Is already empty again

I want to celebrate Not mourn all alone

Without you I'm going crazy I hold my heart in my hand

And I throw it at you

Catch it, hold it tight

Or simply throw it away

Maybe I won't need k anymore

I still have bruises

And! still have bruises

I still have warm hands And it's because of you

And I've still got this shivering. But I'm not freezing

The scars are also from you Today they hull like hell

I will celebrate us and I won't wait All alone

Without you I'm going crazy I hold my heart in my hand

And I throw it at you

Catch it, hold it tight

Or simply throw it away

Maybe I won't need k anymore

Once again?

How do you want to explain this? First you psycho me with silence...

And...

...this is our Ernie shortly after his circumcision.

But his name is Tobi, right? - Damn it, of course, it's Tobi.

Ernie, what are you doing in here? Leo, I'm lying..fuck...l mean I'm buying.

I'm such a fucking idiot...

That looks totally hot.

How do you want to explain this? First you knock to knock me out...

Your weed!

When you stopped smoking 6 years ago, ehm... l mean 7 years ago...

I should have thrown it in... ehm... away.

Actually you should be gone.

Oh... Actually I should be gone?

Damn it.

Do I know that?

Fuck...that can't be possible... I'm completely over it.

Leo already lost the bath and the hall, maybe he'll...

Every time I see you I'm feeling so high and I want to kiss you...

Now THAT is what you call an outtake!

Because of you we are going to be late for the sea. - Oh, I'm so sorry.

Are you nuts? I cannot see any more.