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THE TIT AND THE MOON
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Relax, he won't fall.
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Come on, Tete,
make it to the top!
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Don't stop!
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You're doing fine,
show them you got balls.
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My name's Teteand I'm an ''anxaneta''.
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That's the kid who climbsto the top...
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...of the human towerscalled ''castles''...
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...typical in my country.
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I get scared because,a times, we fall.
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And we get hurt,we hurt ourselves bad.
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Jordi used to be my friend.
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We called him Stallone,he was the strongest of all.
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He loved nuts.
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He had just bought himselfa Kawasaki 750.
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That's Miguel.He's Catalan,...
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...but his parentscome from down South.
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His feet stink.
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My Dad kids himand calls him a ''xarnego''...
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...because his parentsweren't born in Catalonia.
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Come on, Vanessa!
Push that chest out!
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Come on, climb!
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Those elbows!
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Come on, Miguel, that chest!
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Vanessa's breasts are hardas stone.
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She's Stallone's girl.
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When I climb behind her,I always feel her.
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Level five, open up!
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We're doing fine!
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Come on, relax!
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Tete, show us some balls,
don't look down.
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Don't stop, go on, go on!
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Don't stop, damn it!
Don't look down!
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You've nearly made it!
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Sometimes, I don't darecome down because of my Dad.
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He's an animal,I don't know what's worse,...
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...falling downor hearing him scream...
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...about having balls,Catalonia's pride,...
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...the group's honorand all that.
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Let's see those bollocks!
You got it made!
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Don't stop!
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Don't stop,
keep on climbing!
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Show us some balls!
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Relax, he ain't gonna fall!
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I was about to havea baby brother.
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I didn't like the idea.
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Come on, Secre!
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Get on up, level 4!
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The other group was Diego's,they wore pink.
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They all saidhe was a better ''anxaneta''.
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He climbed faster.
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That's it, Diego!
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Come on, Albert!
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Come on, Jaume!
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Diego, Robert, now!
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Come on, we got it made!
Come on, Robert!
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You got to improve.
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We can't fail.
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Come on, Diego!
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Don't look down!
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I'd get angry...
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...seeing how they tossed himin the air.
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I was real jealous.
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You got to learn.
Go see your Mom.
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When will he be born?
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Soon. He'll be an ''anxaneta''
just like you.
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Like me?
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I don't want a baby brother.
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Come on.
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You'll like him.
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You'll love this bread.
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My Grandpa listens to me.
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Everyone sayshe's a little crazy.
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But I love him.
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What's wrong?
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Tete!
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Let's go see your brother.
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- I don't want to.
- What?
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Come on, get going.
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Get going, hear me?
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They all looked terrible,but he was even worse.
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He looked dreadful.
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He was wearing a Catalan capinstead of a beret...
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...like my Grandpa.
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Want to see your brother?
Look.
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There he is.
Isn't he cute?
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He was a monster,he never stopped crying.
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You're heavy.
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Aren't you lucky, Tete?
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He'll be an ''anxaneta''
just like you.
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Bullshit.
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Ifhe is one,he won't be like me.
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He won't have balls.
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Tete!
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Come and help me!
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- I can't.
- What do you mean? Hurry up!
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They always screamed at meto be doing things.
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It was clearthey only loved him.
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He was a monster.
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He's ugly.
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He's all wrinkled,
like an old man.
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Don't say that,
he's so cute.
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Why did I have to drinkcow's milk...
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...if he could suck itfrom her breast?
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Careful, he's tiny.
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Leave the bottle.
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Aren't you going to run out
of milk?
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You got a toothache?
Show me.
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All she worried aboutwere my teeth.
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She was always lookingat them.
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Come on, go play.
I'm feeding your brother.
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He was a pig.I felt like strangling him.
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My mother's breasts were fullof milk.
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He was drinking it all,emptying her.
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He never stopped sucking.
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My mind was made up.I'd find a breast just for me.
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Women are full of milk.
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It's in their breasts.
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- How do you know?
- Because I do.
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Look.
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Not bad,but a little too big for me.
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Some tits!
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I bet she's full!
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Too much milk.
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Whoever filled herwas an animal like my Dad.
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Yes, give me your ''milk''.
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Fill me with it.
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Every night,...
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...my Dad filled my Momwith milk.
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She asked him to.
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Give me your ''milk'',
fill me with it.
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Easy, easy.
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It was allmy brother's fault.
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My Dad had plenty of milk.
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My Grandpa and I spent hourslooking at the moon.
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It understood me.
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I'll visit you one day.
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I'll bring the E.C. flag,you'll like it.
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It's got a lot of stars.
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The Catalan, too,my country's flag.
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It's tiny, but there aresix million of us.
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I bet your American flag...
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...is real old and dirty.
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I need a breast just for me.
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Let me knowif you can send me one.
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The moon listened to meand sent me a star.
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Her name was Estrellita.
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I can't.
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I just can't.
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I love you.
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You're the Fire King.
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People hide to fart,
they're ashamed to.
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You made it into an art.
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Say you love me.
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I've just told you.
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They were from Paris,and lived in a camp site.
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Miguel was the first oneto meet her.
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When he touched her,he felt sparks.
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Probably because he wasthe camp site electrician.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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Could you help me?
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I can't open it.
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I can't.
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It's real tight.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know.
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I felt a spark.
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Something incredible
just happened.
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I touched a Frenchie
and I felt sparks.
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Ifyou feel sparks
with a Frenchie,...
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...when we get
to California,...
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...you'll be short-circuited.
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Even nuts are better
over there.
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We'll be able to surf.
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The Mediterranean sea
is just for kids.
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Come on,
I want you to see her.
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Come on.
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Good morning.
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Hi.
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Yeah, some dame.
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Shake her hand, you'll see.
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Hi.
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My name's Stallone.
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- My hands are wet.
- That's okay.
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- Alright. How do you do?
- How are you?
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But Stallone felt no sparks.
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My name's Miguel.
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We already met.
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My pleasure.
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But Miguel did.
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I thinkthat's when he fell in love.
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We live here,
at the surfing school.
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Her husband was a frog.
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He fartedin the Cava Park show.
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He had a super bike.
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That Harley is too much!
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Stallone liked itright away.
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Don't touch it, don't.
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That's my baby.
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''Soft Tail 1340''.
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He was a frogfrom head to toe.
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Right away he tookthe French flag down.
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He hated to see itso dirty.
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And he always said:''Laissez la moto, laissez la moto,
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merde, merde, merde''.
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Come on, bike, be good.
Don't be scared.
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- Come on, come on.
- Get lost, kids.
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Goddamn bike!
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Fuck!
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I slipped under the tent.
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I wantedto see Estrellita rehearsing.
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Miguel and Stallonealso went to see her.
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She was so pretty.
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She showed me her breast,so nice, so full of milk.
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I never imagined...
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...someone's breast could beprettier than my Mom's.
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I too was falling in love.
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Have you got any Perrier?
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No, only Vichy Catal�n.
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I'll take three bottles.
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Shampoo.
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Miguel had followed herto Mrs. Maria's shop.
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She was Stallone's Mom.
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She made great custard.
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- What are you doing here?
- And you?
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- You tell me first.
- Same thing as you.
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I'm following her.
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Now what?
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I was getting sickof finding him everywhere.
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Always showing upwhere he shouldn't.
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Every women in the shopshowed me...
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...their breastsand their milk.
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Hers were the best.
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I walked in,ready to ask for her breast.
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But I didn't,I was embarrassed.
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Hi, Tete darling,
what do you want?
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- Thanks.
- I bet her breasts...
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...tasted betterthan Mrs. Maria's custard.
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Are you deaf?
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What do you want?
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Bye.
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- Milk.
- Milk.
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Here.
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Milk.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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He was still there.
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What a bore.I had to get rid of him.
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Tete, go away.
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I dreamt about you.
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When I touch you,
I feel sparks.
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Well, I don't.
Let me be.
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Besides, I'm married.
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Wait, listen!
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The first ray
of the morning light.
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He started singingright there and then.
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Worst of all,I had the impression...
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...Estrellita ratherliked it.
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And if she did,I'd learn to sing too.
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The first ray
of the morning light.
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The first ray
of the morning light.
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I wake up wondering
where you are.
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Tete, hush! Go to sleep!
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What's that song?
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A Spaniard sang it to me
today.
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Just for me.
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He says he gets sparks
when he touches me.
269
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,816
He's from the surfing school.
270
00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:18,649
Which one?
271
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:20,895
The small one.
272
00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:22,609
Better.
273
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,898
I can smash his face.
274
00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:26,899
Don't be silly.
275
00:23:28,460 --> 00:23:30,178
Maybe I'm his first love.
276
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,535
It's so cute.
277
00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:36,934
He does get sparks
when I touch him.
278
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:40,611
Want to see my sparks?
279
00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,731
Want to see
if I've got sparks?
280
00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:35,489
I saw you dance.
281
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,610
I thought...
282
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,656
...maybe we could work
together.
283
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,415
Are you kidding?
284
00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,571
Miguel was reallylaying it on.
285
00:24:48,060 --> 00:24:49,812
He stole her panties.
286
00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,016
The pig wore themon his head.
287
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,254
You're cunt-struck, man,
that's it.
288
00:24:57,180 --> 00:24:59,740
Those panties
look like a Catalan cap.
289
00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:02,329
Let me be, damn it!
I do as I please!
290
00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,170
Catch me!
291
00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:13,769
Ifhe had her panties,...
292
00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,696
...I'd take her bra.
293
00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:20,213
I had made up my mindto ask for her milk.
294
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:54,770
I'm off.
295
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:00,576
Kiss me.
296
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:22,410
Don't forget
to buy a cauliflower.
297
00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:24,049
And Roquefort.
298
00:26:41,060 --> 00:26:43,130
I brought her my treasure.
299
00:26:43,420 --> 00:26:45,251
Wally, my frog.
300
00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:46,570
What is it?
301
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:48,814
What's your name?
302
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,970
Tete.
Here, it's for you.
303
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,490
- It's lovely.
- His name is Wally.
304
00:26:59,700 --> 00:27:00,769
So cute.
305
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,449
- What is it?
- He drinks with a ''porron''.
306
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:11,291
She offered me her breastand I touched it.
307
00:27:11,660 --> 00:27:12,934
What are you doing?
308
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,136
I want your breast
and your milk.
309
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,019
What?
310
00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,531
My Mom won't give it to me.
311
00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,179
Give me a little milk,
please.
312
00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:42,692
She took her breast out...
313
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:45,011
...and told me to drinkmy fill.
314
00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:21,653
It's so good.
315
00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,614
Did you like it?
316
00:28:36,740 --> 00:28:38,219
Want to kiss me?
317
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:43,093
I was doing just fineuntil Miguel showed up.
318
00:28:43,700 --> 00:28:44,815
Shoot, Miguel!
319
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:47,936
What is it?
320
00:28:51,660 --> 00:28:53,810
First, my brother,and now him.
321
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:02,217
When dawn is about
to break,...
322
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:07,456
...when dawn is about
to break,...
323
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,933
...if you're not
at my side,...
324
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:16,100
...my soul is broken.
325
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,570
See?
326
00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:21,098
You feel sparks.
327
00:29:38,540 --> 00:29:40,770
Tete,
why aren't you in school?
328
00:29:41,260 --> 00:29:42,932
Estrellita is mine.
329
00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:44,016
Come here.
330
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,898
She showed me her breast!
331
00:29:46,100 --> 00:29:48,534
He wantedto steal her away from me.
332
00:29:48,740 --> 00:29:50,298
He'd manage it, too.
333
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,897
She's got a great tit!
334
00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:55,898
- I'm up to here with you.
- And me with you!
335
00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,417
Everyone was against me.
336
00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:01,930
My Dad was always going onabout having balls.
337
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,170
Caball� called.
338
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:06,612
I'm up to my balls
with your damn tricks.
339
00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:09,138
Kiss your baby brother.
340
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,649
To make it worse,I had to kiss him.
341
00:30:12,260 --> 00:30:13,090
You won't?
342
00:30:13,540 --> 00:30:14,859
Kiss him, damn it!
343
00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:20,859
That's alright.
344
00:30:22,860 --> 00:30:24,339
He was disgusting.
345
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,180
It's alright, there, there.
346
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:30,890
I had nothing to dowith the turd.
347
00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,375
Tete!
348
00:30:37,380 --> 00:30:38,256
Come here!
349
00:30:42,020 --> 00:30:46,298
In school, Caball� alwaysblamed me for everything.
350
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,899
She was as fat as a cow.
351
00:30:48,100 --> 00:30:49,692
Another joke of yours.
352
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:52,579
I'll call your Dad
and tell him.
353
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,051
I had to get rid of Miguel.
354
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,411
I'd move to the camp siteto be near her.
355
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,135
Rum and sugar!
356
00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:40,218
Hurray for Catalonia!
357
00:31:40,700 --> 00:31:44,454
Good rum for all,
the best rum is PujoI's.
358
00:31:45,460 --> 00:31:48,418
Have fun!
Long live Catalonia!
359
00:31:55,260 --> 00:31:58,332
She always came onafter the boat and rum.
360
00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:03,890
I was dying to see her.
361
00:33:59,660 --> 00:34:01,616
Attention,
please concentrate.
362
00:34:03,620 --> 00:34:04,257
One!
363
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,611
Two!
364
00:34:06,300 --> 00:34:07,050
Three!
365
00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:13,733
These things happen,
I'll try again.
366
00:34:13,940 --> 00:34:16,329
Attention, concentrate!
This is important.
367
00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:34,056
Attention!
368
00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:35,895
Concentrate!
369
00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:54,377
Fartman Maurice,
the Fire King!
370
00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,899
Go away, go on.
371
00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:54,493
IfI can't have you,...
372
00:35:55,860 --> 00:35:57,293
...I'll kill myself.
373
00:35:57,580 --> 00:35:58,535
He was crazy.
374
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:01,170
He'd do anythingto get her attention.
375
00:36:02,380 --> 00:36:05,213
He even told herhe'd commit suicide.
376
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:07,769
You're nuts.
377
00:36:15,980 --> 00:36:19,450
He followed her everywhere,no matter what.
378
00:36:20,460 --> 00:36:24,214
He spent every night hidingunder her caravan.
379
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:26,012
Is that your nightingale?
380
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:28,097
Listen, it's so beautiful.
381
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:30,819
He's in love with me.
382
00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:32,694
I hate flamenco.
383
00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,499
I can't stand it.
384
00:36:37,380 --> 00:36:39,450
When I look at him,
his love scares me.
385
00:36:39,660 --> 00:36:42,493
Well, don't look at him.
Is he really in love?
386
00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,494
Shouldn't you ask me
if I'm in love with him?
387
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:47,816
Don't play with fire,
princess.
388
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:03,616
The only good thingabout the frog...
389
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:06,414
...was that he was gettingsick of Miguel.
390
00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,732
I hate flamenco.
391
00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:14,853
Stallone was right.
392
00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,614
He said French peoplewere weird.
393
00:37:18,660 --> 00:37:20,616
She liked licking his feet.
394
00:37:21,100 --> 00:37:22,738
What do they taste like?
395
00:37:26,060 --> 00:37:27,129
Like cauliflower.
396
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,736
Like hot croissants,
Roquefort.
397
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,731
There's nothing
like Roquefort.
398
00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,339
I can hardly do it.
399
00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:49,331
I burn up all my energy
farting.
400
00:37:50,300 --> 00:37:51,972
I can't get a hard on.
401
00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:55,936
Because of the Carcassonne
cauliflowers?
402
00:37:56,380 --> 00:37:59,133
No, it's the Vichy Catal�n.
403
00:38:01,020 --> 00:38:03,409
Close up, the bubbles
aren't perfectly round.
404
00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,969
I love you.
405
00:38:12,580 --> 00:38:13,649
Now you do.
406
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:16,776
But a younger man
will come along,...
407
00:38:17,220 --> 00:38:18,812
...a heavenly lover.
408
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,139
I'll never leave you.
409
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,897
You're stronger than fire.
410
00:38:28,860 --> 00:38:31,215
Even the devil is scared
when he hears your cannon.
411
00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:42,128
Tears?
412
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:44,379
I'll get the flask.
413
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:48,690
She loved it when he cried.
414
00:38:48,900 --> 00:38:51,573
She collected his tearsin a little bottle.
415
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:52,610
No, not now.
416
00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:03,449
Don't.
417
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:05,898
Your tears turn me on.
418
00:39:14,860 --> 00:39:17,818
I'll never understand
why tears excite you.
419
00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:18,691
Never.
420
00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:26,174
They taste
like the Mediterranean sea.
421
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:41,208
Incredible!
422
00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:44,537
Miguel sang every night.It was getting boring.
423
00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:58,896
- Come here.
- Yes.
424
00:41:45,180 --> 00:41:49,014
- I'll go check.
- Stay. Who needs light?
425
00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:51,973
You and I and the moon,
it's so romantic.
426
00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:59,856
''I love you so much
I could shout.''
427
00:42:00,980 --> 00:42:04,131
''I've never loved,
never loved as much,...
428
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,659
...I swear it.''
429
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:09,216
I decided to tell himI was moving out here.
430
00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,096
Get lost.
431
00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:15,489
No, I came to see Estrellita.
432
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,618
It must be the wiring.
433
00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:41,851
What's that? Disgusting!
434
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:44,615
Don't, a kid gave it to me.
He's a darling.
435
00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,010
Listen, I'm sick of kids,
sick of darlings.
436
00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:54,972
What an animal!He nearly killed Wally,...
437
00:42:55,180 --> 00:42:57,296
...who had nothingto do with it.
438
00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:01,650
But Estrellita picked him upand looked after him.
439
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:05,218
Come, let's play baguette.
440
00:43:05,420 --> 00:43:07,411
The French flag hadto be washed every day.
441
00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:10,094
At night,she had to eat a baguette.
442
00:43:10,860 --> 00:43:12,851
But she only wantedto be filled.
443
00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:13,572
It's old.
444
00:43:14,340 --> 00:43:15,136
Much better.
445
00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:17,295
It's harder.
446
00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:28,851
Tete, drop it.
Go home or I'll tell your Dad.
447
00:43:29,060 --> 00:43:32,018
And I'll tell Estrellita
you cut off the light.
448
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:41,655
Easy.
449
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,216
There.
450
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:50,976
Again.
451
00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,489
One hand.
452
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,858
- What is it?
- It's not for you.
453
00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:14,293
She didn't give you
her breast or her milk.
454
00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,292
She didn't give you this.
455
00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:19,969
What about this?
456
00:44:20,300 --> 00:44:21,858
It's her bra, look!
457
00:44:22,980 --> 00:44:24,208
I had to go.
458
00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:26,058
He didn't let me stay.
459
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,096
I didn't want to livewith my parents,...
460
00:44:31,540 --> 00:44:33,417
...or my monstrous brother.
461
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:35,895
Where were you?
462
00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:40,409
You can't take off
without telling us.
463
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:41,969
We must speak.
464
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:45,169
What's wrong?
465
00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:48,088
I'm in love.
466
00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:50,297
You? Who with?
467
00:44:51,380 --> 00:44:52,335
A breast.
468
00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:56,529
Are you alright?
469
00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,176
Open your mouth,
show me your teeth.
470
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:02,774
- Let me be.
- Show me.
471
00:45:03,340 --> 00:45:04,375
Open up.
472
00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,733
As usual,...
473
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,051
...he was only worriedabout my teeth.
474
00:45:09,260 --> 00:45:11,854
- Who are you in love with?
- A breast.
475
00:45:12,060 --> 00:45:12,890
A breast?
476
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:15,655
Really, Tete.
477
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:17,930
Coming.
478
00:45:18,540 --> 00:45:20,974
For good Romans like your Dad
and yourself,...
479
00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,734
...duty always comes
before women.
480
00:45:24,220 --> 00:45:25,369
Coming, damn it!
481
00:45:25,780 --> 00:45:27,213
You're an ''anxaneta''.
482
00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:33,095
Him and his ideas.
483
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:36,656
Supposedly, we were Romansand owed them everything.
484
00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:39,217
He was off his rocker.
485
00:45:43,180 --> 00:45:45,614
He'd take usto the old monuments...
486
00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:50,211
...and make us touch themto obtain their strength.
487
00:46:04,260 --> 00:46:07,138
He was a real pain.We had to go...
488
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:11,453
...even if it poured,there was no other way.
489
00:46:14,860 --> 00:46:17,374
Push!
For the group!
490
00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:21,529
May the strength of the stone
fill your heart and balls.
491
00:46:22,700 --> 00:46:24,531
This rain was sent by Heaven.
492
00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:28,457
Everything changes and dies
except the stones...
493
00:46:28,820 --> 00:46:30,538
...that the Romans left us.
494
00:46:30,740 --> 00:46:33,129
We're all Romans,
Romans in spirit!
495
00:46:34,340 --> 00:46:35,295
Come on, shout!
496
00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,616
We'll make a 3 x 9 castle!
497
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,458
- We will!
- Louder!
498
00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:40,729
We will!
499
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,260
As I couldn't stayin the camp site,...
500
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:48,212
...Miguel did as he pleased.
501
00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:50,856
Hi.
502
00:46:51,580 --> 00:46:52,615
I can't sleep.
503
00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:56,136
All I can do
is think about you.
504
00:46:57,540 --> 00:46:59,258
Please, let me be.
505
00:46:59,460 --> 00:47:01,337
She didn't love him.
506
00:47:14,260 --> 00:47:16,216
You're upset,
you need more loving.
507
00:47:17,060 --> 00:47:17,856
It's my fault.
508
00:47:20,780 --> 00:47:21,769
But I'm happy.
509
00:47:22,420 --> 00:47:23,216
I love you.
510
00:47:25,940 --> 00:47:26,895
I'm jealous.
511
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,135
I don't like it.
512
00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:42,459
That means you love me.
513
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:47,856
One day,...
514
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:51,138
...I'll put you in your box.
515
00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:53,572
I'll take you far away.
516
00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:01,056
That way, I know
you'll never leave me.
517
00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:07,488
Do the cannon.
518
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:11,930
The big one?
519
00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,379
Yeah, yeah.
520
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,530
I love you.
521
00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:26,856
Iffarts turned her on,...
522
00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:30,338
...I'd learn to really fart.
523
00:48:31,140 --> 00:48:32,459
What are you doing?
524
00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:36,340
- The Frenchman.
- The Frenchman?
525
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:40,096
Hurry up or it will be cold.
526
00:48:40,380 --> 00:48:40,937
Sit down.
527
00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,017
Aren't white beans better?
528
00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:47,496
There's nothing
like cauliflower to fart.
529
00:48:51,340 --> 00:48:53,410
People think farting
is gross.
530
00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:55,810
But there are worse
things,...
531
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:58,570
...death, war, banks,...
532
00:48:58,780 --> 00:49:00,179
...airplane noise, traffic.
533
00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:01,256
And Caball�!
534
00:49:01,740 --> 00:49:02,855
What's going on?
535
00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:05,612
Everyone saidGrandpa was crazy.
536
00:49:05,980 --> 00:49:08,255
When he was upset,he broke ''porrons''.
537
00:49:08,460 --> 00:49:10,496
He also had troublewith Marlboro,...
538
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:11,968
...his rooster.
539
00:49:12,500 --> 00:49:16,049
Only Grandpa understood me.
540
00:49:17,260 --> 00:49:20,252
What about Caball�?
She sings wonderfully.
541
00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:23,896
No, Grandpa,
I meant my English teacher.
542
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:30,331
Don't forget, good farts
frighten the devil away.
543
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:33,853
Come on, eat,
it will be cold.
544
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,297
Miguel felt terrible.
545
00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:44,452
Only Stallone was happywith his Kawasaki 750.
546
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,535
What's wrong?
547
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:54,735
I need her.
548
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:58,056
I can't get her out
of my mind.
549
00:49:59,220 --> 00:50:00,938
I'd be better off dead.
550
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,936
Nobody's gonna die
without my permission.
551
00:50:04,900 --> 00:50:05,855
Damn, Miguel!
552
00:50:07,540 --> 00:50:08,689
You gotta get over her.
553
00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:10,768
You're hurting.
554
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:14,414
I'm hurting bad.
555
00:50:17,060 --> 00:50:19,096
What you need
is to screw real good.
556
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:20,855
Don't say that.
557
00:50:24,820 --> 00:50:28,017
Don't worry,
you'll be okay in California.
558
00:50:28,260 --> 00:50:29,295
Plenty of chicks.
559
00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:34,573
Want a ride?
560
00:50:36,380 --> 00:50:37,574
I'll take you home.
561
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:39,576
Come on.
562
00:50:41,020 --> 00:50:42,214
Ain't she pretty?
563
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:44,928
Look at her shine.
564
00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:47,817
Come on.
565
00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:53,016
I was feeling awful too.
566
00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,650
I didn't have her breastor her milk.
567
00:50:55,860 --> 00:50:58,738
And my Dad took away from methe only thing I had.
568
00:50:59,380 --> 00:51:00,176
What's this?
569
00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:05,256
What's going on?
Whose it this?
570
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:07,611
- The Frenchie's.
- What Frenchie?
571
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:09,892
- From Cava Park.
- Cava Park?
572
00:51:10,100 --> 00:51:12,056
What the fuck
where you doing there?
573
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:15,895
Tete!
574
00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:07,371
Tete, come on up here!
575
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,331
Poor Stallone died.
576
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:17,538
Grandpa was very upset,he said it was unfair.
577
00:53:17,740 --> 00:53:19,696
He started breaking ''porrons''.
578
00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,259
According to him,it was one way to get over it.
579
00:53:31,260 --> 00:53:33,012
Everybody was very sad.
580
00:53:33,540 --> 00:53:35,815
I was moved at seeingmy parents cry.
581
00:53:44,700 --> 00:53:48,056
Stallone had died,but I knew he'd come back.
582
00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:50,610
He'd come to hold his Momin his arms.
583
00:53:50,900 --> 00:53:52,697
She always asked him to.
584
00:54:13,620 --> 00:54:16,339
Miguel sang to himwith all his heart.
585
00:54:51,980 --> 00:54:55,416
Estrellita was very movedwhen Miguel cried.
586
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:58,049
She probably wantedto collect his tears...
587
00:54:58,300 --> 00:54:59,699
...in her little bottle.
588
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:03,935
He's dead.
589
00:55:04,380 --> 00:55:05,130
I know.
590
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:11,418
- He was my best friend.
- Don't speak.
591
00:55:18,580 --> 00:55:21,048
Don't cry, I can't bear it.
592
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:22,695
I need you.
593
00:55:53,900 --> 00:55:55,572
I'm sorry about your pal.
594
00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:00,737
Whenever the frog left,...
595
00:56:00,940 --> 00:56:02,737
...Miguel would sing to her.
596
00:56:03,020 --> 00:56:04,738
Since Stallone had died,...
597
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:06,937
...she felt sorryfor Miguel.
598
00:56:10,940 --> 00:56:13,454
DO NOT TOUCH - DANGER
599
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:44,889
Are you crazy?
600
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:47,139
What are you doing?
601
00:56:48,020 --> 00:56:49,169
I like rain.
602
00:56:49,500 --> 00:56:51,570
It's as if the sky
were crying.
603
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,538
I like your tears.
604
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:02,370
You know,...
605
00:57:03,260 --> 00:57:05,296
...I felt sparks too.
606
00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:11,576
Touch me.
607
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,218
I like your skin.
608
00:57:21,540 --> 00:57:22,655
And l, your lips.
609
00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:29,374
Don't be sad.
610
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:31,576
Let's go.
611
00:57:32,260 --> 00:57:33,136
You're soaked.
612
00:57:41,820 --> 00:57:43,333
He was filling her.
613
00:57:44,380 --> 00:57:47,577
She liked him to singand to fill her.
614
00:57:47,980 --> 00:57:52,178
Stallone always saidFrenchwomen were tramps.
615
00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:11,136
The frog was desperate,but said nothing.
616
00:58:11,340 --> 00:58:14,935
He couldn't fill her,he had to let Miguel do it.
617
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,778
People said it was because...
618
00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:20,016
...French peoplewere so modern.
619
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,216
And because he was olderthan she.
620
00:58:45,660 --> 00:58:47,252
No, don't. Don't.
621
00:58:50,540 --> 00:58:53,816
To be understood,
I need some understanding.
622
00:58:54,020 --> 00:58:55,897
And I'm not getting any.
623
00:58:56,540 --> 00:58:58,576
You always worry
about those who suffer.
624
00:58:59,060 --> 00:59:01,813
You'd give anything
for a caress or a compliment.
625
00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:06,213
I love you above all things
and I've lost it all.
626
00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:10,449
What do you see in him?
627
00:59:10,900 --> 00:59:12,936
When he sings,
he sounds like an angel.
628
00:59:13,140 --> 00:59:14,209
How would you know?
629
00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,693
Ever heard any?
630
00:59:21,380 --> 00:59:22,495
Why are you crying?
631
00:59:23,540 --> 00:59:25,974
It's the shampoo,
it stings my eyes.
632
00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:28,296
Shitty Spanish shampoo!
633
00:59:36,140 --> 00:59:37,573
Come on, come here!
634
00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:40,499
Here! Get in here!
It's your castle.
635
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:43,089
You stay in your castle
like a queen.
636
00:59:43,340 --> 00:59:45,012
Queens stay inside
their castle.
637
00:59:45,460 --> 00:59:46,370
Estrellita!
638
00:59:46,580 --> 00:59:49,140
- Open up.
- No, I won't!
639
00:59:49,420 --> 00:59:50,250
Let me out!
640
00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:52,416
You're my queen,
that's your castle.
641
00:59:52,620 --> 00:59:53,973
You stay inside.
642
00:59:54,380 --> 00:59:55,813
- Maurice!
- Get it?
643
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:58,251
Let me out! Maurice!
644
00:59:58,580 --> 01:00:00,093
Fucking bike!
645
01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:01,890
Let me out!
646
01:00:28,060 --> 01:00:29,857
I went to Stallone's tomb.
647
01:00:30,300 --> 01:00:31,972
I was sure I'd find him.
648
01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,329
Hi, Stallone.
649
01:00:42,860 --> 01:00:44,452
Are you sleepy?
650
01:01:03,940 --> 01:01:07,535
I need some flowers,
can I take some of these?
651
01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:18,809
I wanted Estrellitato comfort me.
652
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:21,933
Ifshe didn't,I'd kill myself too.
653
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,455
Tete!
654
01:01:41,940 --> 01:01:43,373
I'm locked in.
655
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:46,576
They're lovely.
656
01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:47,809
They're for you.
657
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:50,295
Can I come in?
I want to tell you something.
658
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:51,536
Try to open.
659
01:01:56,260 --> 01:01:57,773
The door is locked.
660
01:01:58,900 --> 01:02:00,333
Climb on the roof.
661
01:02:12,860 --> 01:02:14,293
She needed me.
662
01:02:15,420 --> 01:02:17,980
I'd save her,and we'd leave forever,...
663
01:02:18,180 --> 01:02:21,013
...far from the frogand the ''xarnego''.
664
01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:23,609
Her breasts would be mine.
665
01:02:28,740 --> 01:02:31,300
Easy, don't hurt yourself.
666
01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:34,651
- Help me.
- Yes, there.
667
01:02:35,820 --> 01:02:37,538
I'm so glad you came.
668
01:02:46,180 --> 01:02:47,169
Estrellita!
669
01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:55,656
Miguel.
670
01:02:56,460 --> 01:02:58,416
Go away,
Maurice is coming back.
671
01:02:58,740 --> 01:02:59,650
Who gave you these flowers?
672
01:03:07,380 --> 01:03:09,940
It's him! Maurice's back!
Go away!
673
01:03:22,380 --> 01:03:23,210
Flowers?
674
01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,369
Can you make it?
675
01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:31,098
You brought her flowers?
676
01:03:31,860 --> 01:03:33,054
You brought flowers?
677
01:03:33,860 --> 01:03:34,610
Did you?
678
01:03:35,580 --> 01:03:37,935
You brought her flowers,
asshole?
679
01:03:38,140 --> 01:03:39,937
You're gonna eat them.
680
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:41,936
Don't!
681
01:03:44,180 --> 01:03:46,171
Maurice, don't!
Leave him alone!
682
01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:49,770
Asshole!
683
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:52,016
Do you like it? Do you?
684
01:03:53,020 --> 01:03:55,056
- I'll kill you!
- Don't, it wasn't him!
685
01:03:55,500 --> 01:03:56,649
Eat them up!
686
01:03:57,020 --> 01:03:58,214
Come on, eat them!
687
01:03:58,820 --> 01:04:01,288
- I'll kill you!
- Don't!
688
01:04:01,900 --> 01:04:02,700
Let him be!
689
01:04:02,700 --> 01:04:05,578
I had to jump on themand separate them.
690
01:04:05,780 --> 01:04:08,453
Without me,he'd have killed Miguel.
691
01:04:09,020 --> 01:04:10,612
I wrecked his bike.
692
01:04:10,820 --> 01:04:13,254
- Frog! Frog!
- Don't touch my bike, idiot!
693
01:04:13,500 --> 01:04:14,296
Stop it!
694
01:04:23,180 --> 01:04:23,896
Come here.
695
01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:25,810
Come here!
696
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:35,051
Miguel was very grateful.
697
01:04:35,340 --> 01:04:38,491
Ifit hadn't been for her,we'd have made up.
698
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:41,452
We both loved her.
699
01:05:07,540 --> 01:05:08,734
Why the glasses?
700
01:05:17,180 --> 01:05:19,535
Is it the fucking Spanish
shampoo again?
701
01:05:21,220 --> 01:05:22,619
The sun bothers me.
702
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,812
The sun in our caravan.
703
01:05:33,980 --> 01:05:35,254
I'm lost.
704
01:05:36,100 --> 01:05:38,170
I couldn't bear
hurting you.
705
01:05:45,380 --> 01:05:46,290
Fuck!
706
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:57,653
Fuck passion!
707
01:05:58,140 --> 01:06:01,416
Fuck the Spanish sun,
bullfights and paella!
708
01:06:02,780 --> 01:06:05,010
My tears used to turn you on.
Now, it's his voice.
709
01:06:05,220 --> 01:06:06,414
Fuck flamenco!
710
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,899
This country's too much!
711
01:06:11,340 --> 01:06:13,934
- Where are you going?
- Out!
712
01:06:20,540 --> 01:06:24,533
To take Estrellita away,I needed my Dad's army.
713
01:06:25,100 --> 01:06:26,772
His Roman legion.
714
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:30,418
But he hadn't forgiven meabout the bra.
715
01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:13,369
March! On the double!
716
01:07:16,340 --> 01:07:18,092
I couldn't count on him.
717
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:21,098
I'd have to make a pactwith Miguel.
718
01:07:21,980 --> 01:07:24,858
But he wouldn't listenand always said:
719
01:07:25,060 --> 01:07:28,097
''Let me be, Tete,I'm mad about her.''
720
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,928
He was a bore.
721
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:34,656
That pig had discoveredshe liked tears...
722
01:07:34,860 --> 01:07:36,612
...and never stopped crying.
723
01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:41,852
IfI can't live with you,
I'll kill myself.
724
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:45,131
Don't ever say that again.
725
01:07:46,100 --> 01:07:47,169
You scare me.
726
01:07:57,140 --> 01:08:00,371
She smelled his feet,that was final.
727
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:02,138
She was stunned.
728
01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,298
I couldn't allow it.
729
01:08:52,500 --> 01:08:54,855
Ifthe frog didn't react,I would.
730
01:08:55,100 --> 01:08:57,056
I'd take her awayfrom Miguel.
731
01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:05,053
He was filling her.
732
01:09:05,940 --> 01:09:07,532
I didn't dare come in.
733
01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:20,415
Sing to me, sing.
734
01:09:26,940 --> 01:09:27,850
Louder.
735
01:09:35,460 --> 01:09:37,610
Louder, louder.
736
01:09:55,460 --> 01:09:56,893
Sing to me, sing.
737
01:10:07,140 --> 01:10:09,256
Louder, louder!
738
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:10,290
Sing! Sing!
739
01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,530
Shit.
740
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:27,455
Damn ''xarnego''.What with his tears,...
741
01:10:27,660 --> 01:10:29,730
...his stinking feetand his songs,...
742
01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:31,453
...she'd burst.
743
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:39,620
Suddenly, there was milkcoming out of everywhere.
744
01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,699
She had burst.
745
01:11:04,780 --> 01:11:06,611
It was all his fault.
746
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:08,811
I had lost her breast.
747
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:11,491
Maurice is the only man
for me.
748
01:11:12,740 --> 01:11:14,935
I don't want to hurt him
anymore.
749
01:11:18,060 --> 01:11:19,493
It can't go on.
750
01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:22,738
You must understand.
751
01:11:23,900 --> 01:11:24,855
What's wrong?
752
01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:30,413
Everything's wet.
753
01:11:31,140 --> 01:11:31,890
God!
754
01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:33,610
The mattress!
755
01:11:41,980 --> 01:11:44,733
The frog came backand I ran.
756
01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:46,290
Hi.
757
01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:49,575
Don't be scared.
758
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,695
Go on home.
759
01:11:57,060 --> 01:12:00,655
I didn't have the ballsto go inside or to fight him.
760
01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:06,410
My Dad was right.
761
01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:08,770
I don't have balls.
762
01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:14,812
She was so sad.
763
01:12:15,020 --> 01:12:17,011
She felt badabout what she had done.
764
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:20,610
Forgive me.
765
01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:22,050
Why?
766
01:12:24,340 --> 01:12:26,296
For having let you do
what you wanted.
767
01:12:30,580 --> 01:12:31,695
Fuck freedom.
768
01:12:35,700 --> 01:12:38,089
I'd prefer you
to beat me and to take me...
769
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,130
...away from here.
770
01:12:40,540 --> 01:12:41,768
It was a bad dream.
771
01:12:51,140 --> 01:12:52,289
Say you love me.
772
01:13:00,060 --> 01:13:00,890
I love you.
773
01:13:11,900 --> 01:13:13,856
But I can't forgive you
about the bed.
774
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,291
It cost over 10,000 francs
in Carcassonne.
775
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,011
Where will we sleep tonight?
776
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:30,137
I want you to do your show
tonight.
777
01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,011
For me, just for me.
778
01:13:38,700 --> 01:13:39,849
Who's my muse?
779
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:41,056
Me!
780
01:13:41,380 --> 01:13:42,813
Who inspires
my most wonderful farts?
781
01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:43,697
Me!
782
01:13:44,060 --> 01:13:46,494
Who lights the wind?
783
01:13:51,540 --> 01:13:52,177
Me!
784
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,857
Who makes the canon go off?
785
01:13:55,620 --> 01:13:56,450
Me!
786
01:14:02,940 --> 01:14:04,419
I'll never leave you.
787
01:14:08,700 --> 01:14:10,053
I'll never leave you.
788
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:16,730
I love you.
789
01:14:21,180 --> 01:14:22,169
I love you.
790
01:14:24,220 --> 01:14:25,972
I'll give you everything.
791
01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:28,734
The moon.
792
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:31,695
- Flowers...
- A new mattress?
793
01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:39,012
Filled with our tears.
794
01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,971
A bed of tears.
795
01:14:43,260 --> 01:14:44,613
She was empty.
796
01:14:44,940 --> 01:14:46,692
She had no milk left.
797
01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,652
She couldn't stop crying.
798
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,173
They loved each other.
799
01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,497
The frog sure was lucky.
800
01:14:57,540 --> 01:15:00,577
IfI wanted her breast,I'd have to deal with him.
801
01:15:00,780 --> 01:15:02,975
I never loved,never loved as much,...
802
01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:05,536
...I can swear it.
803
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:09,332
If you ever left,left without me,...
804
01:15:09,540 --> 01:15:11,371
...if you left forever,...
805
01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:14,012
...I know I would die,...
806
01:15:14,220 --> 01:15:17,815
...I'd die of love,of love, my love.
807
01:15:35,380 --> 01:15:37,655
They left without a word.
808
01:15:37,940 --> 01:15:40,010
She gave Wally back to me.
809
01:15:40,220 --> 01:15:42,370
She left Miguel her panties.
810
01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:03,491
I didn't understandwhy the moon...
811
01:16:03,780 --> 01:16:05,498
...had taken Estrellita away.
812
01:16:05,900 --> 01:16:07,379
It was over.
813
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:10,539
She was emptyand they had left.
814
01:16:21,180 --> 01:16:23,774
Miguel felt bad too.
815
01:16:24,340 --> 01:16:27,650
He kept on sayinghe couldn't live without her.
816
01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:30,216
He tried to kill himself but,luckily,...
817
01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:32,376
...as Stallone used to say,...
818
01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:34,650
...the Mediterraneanwas a sea for kids.
819
01:16:34,860 --> 01:16:35,929
He didn't make it.
820
01:17:08,220 --> 01:17:10,814
Be a man! Hang in there
don't look down!
821
01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:12,692
Get on, show some balls!
822
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:15,098
Level five, open up!
823
01:17:15,340 --> 01:17:18,173
Come on, Tete,
it's real easy!
824
01:17:19,260 --> 01:17:20,329
Tete, get up there!
825
01:17:42,180 --> 01:17:44,774
Come on, Tete, that's it!
It's yours!
826
01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:45,975
Don't look down!
827
01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:53,094
Look upwards!
828
01:17:58,180 --> 01:17:59,249
Don't stop!
829
01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:09,614
Don't stop, Tete!
Don't stop now!
830
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:13,128
Come on, Tete!
831
01:18:19,420 --> 01:18:21,729
Excuse me, sorry.
Don't stop, Tete!
832
01:18:21,940 --> 01:18:23,419
Get up there!
833
01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:24,689
Don't look down!
834
01:18:32,820 --> 01:18:33,969
Look up!
835
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:37,497
Come on, come on!
836
01:18:37,740 --> 01:18:39,378
You're nearly there!
837
01:18:42,380 --> 01:18:46,339
Suddenly, I saw herat my father's side.
838
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:13,256
Miguel saw her too.
839
01:19:13,460 --> 01:19:15,371
He was terribly happy.
840
01:19:31,820 --> 01:19:33,139
I had made it.
841
01:19:33,580 --> 01:19:35,889
I felt I could reachthe moon.
842
01:19:49,780 --> 01:19:51,372
She gave me milk.
843
01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:53,650
Her breasts were fullerthan ever.
844
01:19:53,940 --> 01:19:55,259
It was wonderful.
845
01:19:56,460 --> 01:19:58,132
So good, so sweet.
846
01:20:28,260 --> 01:20:31,457
But best of all,my mother came.
847
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:33,258
She too gave me milk.
848
01:20:36,340 --> 01:20:39,935
She told me I'd alwaysbe able to drink it.
849
01:20:43,100 --> 01:20:45,614
It was betterthan Estrellita's.
850
01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:05,729
They fought to breastfeed me.
851
01:21:12,820 --> 01:21:15,254
It was the happiest dayin my life.
852
01:21:15,660 --> 01:21:19,699
My Dad now says his sonhas more balls than a bull.
853
01:21:20,140 --> 01:21:23,450
Before, I had none.Now, I'm a bull.
854
01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:29,772
For Miguel, it was alsothe happiest day in his life.
855
01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,451
Estrellita took him away.
856
01:21:41,980 --> 01:21:43,971
Having known herwas wonderful.
857
01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:45,693
Now she was happy.
858
01:21:45,900 --> 01:21:48,368
The frog loved herand Miguel filled her.
859
01:21:48,580 --> 01:21:50,571
It is my pleasure
to introduce...
860
01:21:51,100 --> 01:21:53,455
...Estrellita,
the Queen of Stuttgart!
861
01:21:53,660 --> 01:21:56,254
Fartman Maurice,
the Fire King!
862
01:21:56,700 --> 01:21:59,658
Miguel, a Southern angel
and his sparkling voice!
863
01:22:00,380 --> 01:22:03,417
The Turn of the Century
Trio!
864
01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:10,335
I preferred to staywith my Mom.
865
01:22:10,700 --> 01:22:12,975
By the way,my parents were right.
866
01:22:13,180 --> 01:22:16,490
I was cutting a toothand had to go to the dentist.
867
01:22:17,305 --> 01:22:23,536
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