Original subtitles

We are in 3008.

Traveling in space are now commonplace.

With the discovery new galaxies

and new civilizations,

Space traffic has intensified.

The United Intergalactic Federation

was responsible for creating a special police unit.

Soon, a fleet of ships patrol

the star systems the most remote of the universe.

Here's the story of one of these police vessels,

Infinity, code number 308,

as well as that of his crew and his robot.

She's not a robot like the others

because in the 31 st century, man finally invented

a machine capable to have feelings.

She answers to the name of ...

Infinity Logbook, galactic date 3008, 1.

Note 1736 Captain Cornelius Butt.

It's the last step a mission that will have lasted 7 years

and that leads us to post 28,

from where we will monitor the transgalactic corridors.

O supreme joy!

Infinity is automatically driven by Galaxina,

our robot class 11 latest model.

The radars flash well in red

and the commands blink well in green.

What can be called the crew

is in its 72-hour rest phase.

It was Captain Butt, that's enough.

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United Galaxies Television

introduced you this pearl from Uranus.

It was Catherine Wilson who was singing an excerpt

of Rossini's "William Tell".

The continuation of our prog ...

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UNKNOWN

Sergeant!

An unknown ship.

I make the siren scream?

Sergeant!

55 ... you would not be further advanced.

What do you mean ?

Fool !

You do not know that in space, does anyone hear you scream?

Go ahead.

Contact the ship.

Ask where they are from.

Good idea !

I know...

Agent Robert Buzz McHenry,

Infinity cruiser

unidentified vessel. Answer.

Answer! It's the police, I tell you!

I'm Ordric of the planet Mordric

in the galaxy of Tarquin.

I'm going on a peaceful mission

on the planet Altar 1.

Can I know your mission?

No, you can not.

Do not move !

Wait!

What do we do ?

Not much.

We will not trigger an intergalactic conflict.

But go ahead ...

Call the captain.

And a captain, one!

Infinity Logbook, galactic date 3008, 15.

Note 1737 Captain Cornelius Butt.

2nd cycle Traffic Control.

I must say what's really going on here?

I've just been called

of cowboy space.

What does he want?

That I change her diapers?

But who knows? This call could lead

to the most fascinating adventure

of all my career, of all careers!

Or to a mission that will mark history

and of which I will be the hero!

The name of Cornelius Butt will be famous!

You'll see.

That's all for now.

What is it ? Did you discover a neuron?

An unknown ship refuses to specify his mission.

Here Captain Cornelius Butt,

the Infinity cruiser.

Define your mission.

My mission is secret.

To make secrets, we get into trouble.

Boredom is born of the heart of the man.

I refuse the spiritual game.

I do not attack the weakest.

As you like.

Change of trajectory.

Follow him !

Branch the electric field.

Can I put the beacon?

Do you know that you have a bad habit?

You breathe.

Slowly.

Now, shoot!

Go on, stay calm.

Target it!

Fire!

Again ! Too early.

Fire.

The electric field holds?

It's okay.

Funny way to go to war.

It's more like before, huh?

It's at the electric field who gives in first.

Too technical for me.

This ship is a little rusty.

The field still holds?

He falters.

The flow...

See with Galaxina

if we can do without.

OKAY.

He will finish us off.

I was delighted to serve with you.

The farm, Terran degenerate!

He will not finish us. He just wanted to paralyze us.

Must smack the smell of cigar before you die?

But we are not going to die.

He is right.

It will not trigger an intergalactic conflict.

If it's true, sergeant,

I pay you cigars less stinky.

Of course he's right, stupid!

Perfect.

Buzz, go see where they are in the induction tunnel.

I'm going to feed the prisoner.

File!

You do not go down to the tunnel?

Why it's never me who feed him?

Approach.

You do not have to ask why.

Why ?

Because it's an order, mess!

Execution.

Yes sir.

Hi, doll!

Stonecut!

How are you, stuffed?

Your visit comes to weigh down this day already dreary,

asshole.

You know her,

that of the type

who goes to an asylum?

He asks : "Aliens have run away?"

"No why ?"

"Someone went off with my wife !"

I really do not deserve that.

You can not get out your jokes to others ?

Do you have to inflict them on me?

I have enough problems, shit!

What not to do to eat!

Eat it heartily, friend.

Stonecut!

I'm starving !

- Do "ah"! - Shit !

Do not worry!

Nice wrist shot,

wanker!

But stop !

In stereo!

Drink them!

I love feeding you.

It's entertaining.

Infinity Logbook, galactic date 3008, 17.

Note 1738 Captain Cornelius Butt.

Nothing to report.

It tears off the head!

Where was I?

Oh yeah, how are you?

It will be long to repair?

You screwed up the circuit and you ask the question?

You do not bother!

It would be up to you to repair it.

You broke it by playing con, cowboy.

Wait, Maurice!

They send me ask yourself the question.

Do not worry like that.

Why are people always shouting at me?

Man

is like ship siren.

He roars harder

in fog.

- What does he tell? - I do not know.

I hear his sayings lit all day long.

Tell them that the pot will be like new tomorrow morning.

Or faster if you stay help me.

I send the message, Maurice.

Hold on !

Tell them rather tomorrow afternoon.

Better to be early, huh, Sam?

Who promises too much too early,

accomplishes too little too late.

Okay.

I make you go down to dinner.

You are too busy to eat with us.

We're not good enough for you, waste of space?

You are on Radio Galaxies Unies.

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For teeth or fangs, Booths is a real pro.

Let's go back to the music.

Charming !

I love that.

You know that ...

Of...

Of...

Of the type that arrives at the restaurant?

He commands ...

A turkey sandwich ...

The server asks:

"You eat it here

"or you take it?"

And he answers: "Both!"

She was very good!

Oh yes, she was ...

Very funny.

Yes, it was funny.

Magnificent !

I'll take this one.

Wine ! It's time to drink.

I love to drink a good wine.

A Venusian Lightning Streak, 2001.

Excellent vintage!

Thank you, Sergeant Thor.

You're welcome, Captain.

Shit !

Sergeant Thor!

You do not have the right to touch it!

Why is she made like this?

and not steel tubes?

We are forbidden

to sympathize with the machines.

It's against the laws of nature.

It makes you deaf.

Gentlemen, I propose a toast.

Never be subjected to anything!

To nothing !

- To nothing. - Except...

To our duty.

Our homework.

Our homework.

And...

And...

That's all.

I am full like an egg.

Me too.

I can not swallow anything for one year !

Where does this egg come from, McHenry?

It's a regulatory egg?

It was Bouffe-pebbles who had it. He had to steal it.

He was laid by what?

Give it to me.

Yes, Captain.

A real egg!

Before, people ate it. It seems incredible.

Truly unbelievable.

I do not believe it.

Just thinking about it, I have nausea...

That's enough !

I can ?

You will not eat it!

And why not ?

I do not know, it disgusts me.

You should not eat that.

He is right.

You know nothing about this egg.

Where he comes from, who laid him ...

Whatever !

At this train, people would never have eaten.

He chokes.

What do I do ?

Tape it.

I will not have trouble?

No.

- It's certain ? - Hit him, he's choking!

- Promised? - It's an order.

Let's break his mouth!

It was disgusting!

I told you so.

Nobody listens to me, yet I am right.

It's easy to say that!

Where does this egg come from?

Is he gone, the monster?

I need a reminder.

You did it on purpose to hit me hard.

But you will pay me.

You will pay me!

You will pay me all! And...

Thank you, it was necessary.

The food arrives!

It's okay ?

Watch as she rolls her ass!

Too bad, it's a robot.

Female robot

is like car.

Beautiful bumper,

beautiful chassis,

but hard to master

when she's racing.

Yeah, that's right, Sam ...

These wings with the con ... I can even fly.

Shit !

More chicken.

I bet they have steak!

Sorry!

Look!

I really need to talk to you.

If you agree ?

I know, you do not speak.

But you can listen.

You are very beautiful.

It may be because it makes 7 years we are here,

but I fell in love with you.

I know, it looks crazy!

After all,

you are a machine and me, a human.

Which is a bit of a machine ...

You are adorable.

I must...

I must kiss you!

I know.

I will take a discharge.

I do not know what to do.

I can not anymore!

It was worth it !

- A call on the holocam. - Maybe it's Elexia.

Where is the captain?

I bet he fell asleep.

Hi, guys!

Hi, Elexia!

Are you OK honey ?

Super, what about you?

The same. What's up ?

The commander wants to talk to you but before ...

I have a surprise for you.

What?

I know it's hard for you

to be in space for so long

without a real wife.

There is Galaxina, but I wonder

how are you doing.

She will do what I think?

So here's a little present

to help you hold.

Thor!

That's it. Caress me!

That's good!

You are terrible!

Caress me!

It's so good!

Dirty cops from Venus to boobs!

What does it mean ?

I never saw anything so indecent of my life!

And it says agent of the space!

You are like feet Really good!

And you !

Put your brain back in your bra!

The commander wants to talk to you.

Commander ?

Bye, guys!

Thank you !

Captain Cornelius Butt.

Commander Gravity.

My name is Garrity.

Do not pinch. Be satisfied with my respect.

Why this call?

The Infinity is going to make a small detour.

A detour ? Where ?

Altar 1.

Altar 1?

That's it.

But, commander,

it will take us 27 years!

I'm aware of that.

My mother will be a little old!

You know the risks of the job.

Your mother too, I guess.

Do you want to be demobilized?

It can work out.

However, you will have to stay on board

for 27 years,

and of course,

you will stop being paid.

I'm staying.

You realize we will not see again the Earth before 54 years old?

Yes, but think on days of recovery!

Time goes by!

That yes, it is already 8:33!

I do not want to say that, you moron.

54 years old! Who is 54 years old to lose?

I understand your concern

but this mission is crucial.

And you have your rooms hibernation.

What is our mission ?

Well, Captain,

we think someone discovered the Blue Star.

The Blue Star?

On Altar 1,

contact an Earthman named Frank Future.

He has a sample of the rock.

He's the only saloon in the area.

This mission is of paramount importance.

This mineral is star concentrate.

It could revolutionize

the civilizations of our universe.

Great is our pride to have been chosen.

With your foresight and to your discernment,

this delicate mission ...

You were the closest.

Got it.

Given the length of your journey,

I grant you 24 hours of leave.

Galaxina will receive the coordinates

of Altar 1.

Good luck and good wind.

Well...

Cornelius Butt and his gang.

Usually

I never forget a face,

but for you I will make an exception.

Kitty, a month without you, it's like a year in hibernation.

Always flattering with the rombières!

You're evil, Butt!

Congratulations, you have earthly cola.

We do not accept the terrestrial yens.

Too unstable

on the galactic market.

Enough talk.

You must be as tired as excited ...

Come in !

It's good!

I want, it's plutonian. 200 yen the bar.

Awesome !

I cross the wild black desert of Pluto,

I go back between the two pyramids

to the forest of love!

Thank you.

You will pack it!

When you make a dirty mouth, it will not be worse.

Come.

Buzz! Let's go !

The next time you go, do not stop.

I had a lot of fun,

but not tonight.

Master yourself.

Infinity Logbook, galactic date 3008.2.

Note 1739 Captain Cornelius Butt.

We are heading to Altar 1.

We're going into hibernation for the 27 years of travel.

Too bad the Infinity do not have a hyperdrive!

A hyperdrive throws it away!

The new ships all have them, it's faster!

But hey, so be it.

Galaxina controls the ship.

The monster coming out of the egg has disappeared.

I have to go.

This dirty creature disgusts me.

Good mom!

Are you opening the pickles?

Sorry, darling. With my arthritis,

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