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Pay attention,fuckers...
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I'm a councilman now!
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Retract that titmouse law;
I've got a bar to open.
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All new legislation
is to be tabled
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on a first-come,
first-served basis.
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Well, how long's
that gonna take?
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Three years, give or take.
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You're the one who
wanted the job,
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I merely got it for you.
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And that's why you're fired.
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To Larry, Re: Your ass.
Ass...
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It's fired too.
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Iris, you're a stripper?
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I will never forgive
you for this.
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The League of
Sober Entrepreneurs
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lobbies government to destroy
that degenerate dickhead,
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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What the fuck?
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The fuck,
Mr. Fitzpatrick,
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is prohibition.
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Coverton is a dry town,
Richard.
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The Summerwind
will never open.
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You happy now, Larry?
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You've destroyed my dream
and my life.
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I don't need a
fucking conscience,
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and I never will!
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With the mayor's life hanging by a thread,governance in Coverton fallsto his deputy-mayor...
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Richard Fitzpatrick.
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God help us all.
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Ring a ding ding.
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♪ [Majestic music] ♪
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick...
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I, Richard Fitzpatrick...
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...do solemnly swear...
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...do solemnly swear...
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Once upon a time,
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a handsome prince wasenslaved by three trolls.
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The first trollwas an angry troll.He did whatever he could
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to make the handsomeprince miserable.
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The second trollwas a pushy troll.
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She tried to makethe handsome prince
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do whatever she wanted.
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The third trollwas a crazy troll.
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Trying to drag the handsomeprince down with him.
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The trolls workedthe prince day and night.
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But they neverbroke his spirit,
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because he was so...
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Fuckin' awesome.
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Don't change the words.
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So help me, God.
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What she said.
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You are now Acting
Mayor of Coverton.
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And we are screwed.
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Congratulations,
Mr. Mayor.
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What are you
going to do now?
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Whatever the fuck I want.
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Finally, the handsome princeescaped to his kingdom
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and took his rightfulplace as king.
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[cheering]
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♪
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And they livedhappily ever after.
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Ring a ding ding, baby.
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Nice work, kid.
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We play this right,
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we can milk this cash
cow for a long time.
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Prohibition could
be the best thing
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that ever happened to us.
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What's all this "us" bullshit?
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What's all this
"bullshit" bullshit?
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You did exactly two things
to help me get here:
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jack and shit.
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You ungrateful little prick.
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You wouldn't be in the
fucking mayor's office
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if it wasn't for me.
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You wouldn't be on
this fucking planet!
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New by-law.
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never get
another car dealer's license...
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No...
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Ken Fitzpatrick can never
have another business license.
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Ever.
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You can't do that!
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Just watch me.
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Emergency powers, old man.
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The people of Coverton have
entrusted me to do a job;
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I intend to
see it through.
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Josh!
This meeting's over.
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What the fuck?
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Let's go, old man.
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Get your fucking hands off me.
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You think some by-law
is going to stop me?
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I'm Ken fucking Fitzpatrick.
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Nobody tells me what to do!
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Watch the carpet.
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Mother fucker!
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[laughing]
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[laughter and chatter]
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♪
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Let's go.
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The mayor's
exiting the building.
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The mayor's walking
down the stairs.
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Oh! Richard!
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I've been trying to get in
to speak to you all day.
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Stand down, citizen.
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You stand down!
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Richard, you'll never be
a wholly realized person
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unless your Summerwind dream
becomes a reality.
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You have the power now...
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We're still going to
make it happen, right?
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Look around, dipshit.
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I've moved on to bigger
and better things.
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What could be
bigger and better
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than the lounge you've
been dreaming of opening
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your whole life?
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How about world domination-
Ever heard of it?
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You should see his evil
headquarters, it's amazing.
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Last week, I was a guy
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who'd never paid a parking
ticket in his life.
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This week, I'm running
a police state.
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I can do whatever
the fuck I want.
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Not if I can help it.
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Josh.
New by-law.
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No Larrys on city property.
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Copy that, sir.
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Richard, please wait...
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You're asking for it, buddy.
Asking for what -
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Really, Josh?
Yep!
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Really!
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A vodka soda just isn't
the same without the vodka.
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What are you doing?
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You fought for prohibition.
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To get Fitz off council,
cum-crust.
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It wasn't a lifestyle choice.
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I don't understand.
Why won't Richard just end prohibition
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and reopen his bar now
that he has the power?
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The real question is:
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"why do you still
give a shit?"
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Because Richard and I
are a team.
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No, we're more than a team,
we're connected.
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I'm the yin to his yang.
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The chocolate to
his peanut butter...
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The ass to his hole.
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I'm going to give Richard
a dose of vitamin D.
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Lady, that's right.
The "D" stands for dream.
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Just as soon as I get back
in his good books
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and convince him he needs me.
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You'd have a better
chance convincing him
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that he loves man meat.
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Yeah, but what if...
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What if we work together...
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Forget it.
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I have a new plan.
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And in this one,
there's no Larry's allowed.
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Same as my vagina.
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[snaps finger]
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Tidy up for me, would ya?
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Vagina?
Look it up, Larry.
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What do you mean the Fire
Department's out of money?
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Then make people pay
to put out fires.
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Christ, do I have to think
of everything around here?
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Fuck.
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Busy night?
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Nothing I can't handle.
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Good.
Then handle it from home.
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I need you to
paint the nursery.
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We have a nursery?
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Yes.
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And apparently paint fumes
are bad for the baby.
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Along with sushi.
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And wine.
And soft cheese.
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I'll get Josh
right on it.
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I'm happy your
dream's come true,
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but this baby's
going to come out
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and when it comes out and
I need you to be there.
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To catch it.
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When I became a lawyer
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I thought I'd be
taking long lunches
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with Nigerian warlords,
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parasailing off the Alps,
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and taking my bonuses
in blood diamonds...
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Fitz, we can't solve
all our problems with sex.
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Oh! Maybe just
one more time.
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Oh yeah...
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[phone rings]
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Don't answer...
Ohh!
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No, don't...
answer it...
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Who is this?
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What do you want?
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This better not be bullshit.
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Fuck.
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You're leaving?
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Not right now.
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I made a promise to keep
my constituents happy.
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Oh!
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Oh yeah!
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Oh, Mr. Mayor...
Oh!
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[heavy breathing]
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Allah does not
welcome cowards.
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We are desperate men.
And you go first.
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Come on.
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Greetings white she-devil.
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And how are you today?
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What are you two
inbreds doing here?
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You seem to be somewhat
intelligent for a woman.
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As such, we require your
immediate cooperation.
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What we are trying to ask is,
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would you mind taking
a look at our books?
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We are spending more
than we are making.
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But we are not spending.
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It does not make sense.
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[humming]
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[chuckles]
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Someone is siphoning
funds from your accounts.
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Aladdin's carpet!
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Who would do such a thing?
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Even money their last
name is Fitzpatrick.
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You really should have
changed the bank accounts
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when you bought the business.
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[laughs]
Amateurs.
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[cackles]
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Of all their treacheries, this
is their most treacherous.
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[knocking]
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What's the password?
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Uh..."cauterized hemorrhoid?"
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Hi.
What the fuck do you want?
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Does this come in scotch?
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Never took you for a drunk.
Two hundred a bottle.
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It's not for me.
It's a gift for Richard.
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Aww...
Trouble in paradise?
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We've drifted apart recently.
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But knowing Richard's love
of all things distilled,
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I thought this might get me
a sit-down with him.
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Trust me, it's going to take a
lot more than a bottle of hooch
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to impress that fetus
fajita I call a son.
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Police!
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This better not be
a bullshit call.
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What the fuck?
It's not my birthday.
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Your jerk-off son's
new uniform policy.
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Hands up.
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Perimeter is secure.
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Why don't I get a gun?
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Because you're not a cop.
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A little birdy told me about
your bootlegging operation.
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You stooley snitch.
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Why don't I get shorts?
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Hey, Josh. Focus!
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Looking good, bud.
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You touchy feely man bitch.
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I know this seems
like a betrayal, sir.
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But, it's for
the greater good.
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Richard needs me,
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but he needs to know
that he needs me.
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Hey, do me a favor, toots.
Arrest my old man.
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Let's see your hands, please.
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I will get you for that.
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I never thought I'd
say this, but nice job, Larry.
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Maybe you aren't totally
fucking useless after all.
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Richard that is the nicest
thing you've ever said to me.
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And since you're
in a charitable mood,
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I would like to request
a sit-down with you.
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Whatever,
just get the booze.
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[loud chatter]
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Wow.This is amazing.
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Scotch, and a Shirley Temple
for the lady.
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The Summerwind dream
is alive and well.
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00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:45,830
You should be
proud, buddy.
266
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,031
No thanks to you.
267
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,333
You want to help
out around here?
There are going to be rules.
268
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,903
One: Keep your mouth shut.
Two: Do what I say.
269
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,538
Three: Keep your mouth shut.
270
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,039
You got it, boss.
271
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:56,341
And no lectures, capiche?
272
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,042
I worked my ass off
to get here.
273
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,344
Well, actually it was a group-
274
00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:00,512
You sure did.
275
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,147
Which is why I deserve
to have a little fun.
276
00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,515
So buckle up.
277
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:06,484
Yeah, buckle up, Larry.
278
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,119
By order of
the Acting Mayor,
279
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:10,121
the carpet must
match the drapes.
280
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,023
The penalty is a two
hundred dollar fine,
281
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,992
30 days in jail
and a burrito.
282
00:13:13,994 --> 00:13:15,560
'Cause I'm wicked hungry.
283
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,295
I know what you're doing.
284
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,963
Using trumped-up laws
as an excuse
285
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,265
to round
up your enemies.
286
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,367
Hitler did it.
Stalin did it.
287
00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,402
I'd do it if I had the chance.
288
00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:29,507
Well, that...
was most amusing.
289
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,509
Living the dream, Larry.
290
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,812
Copy that,
Fitz is livin' the dream.
291
00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,850
Congrats General,
you're now the proud owner
292
00:13:38,852 --> 00:13:40,585
of Coverton's first
nuclear waste facility.
293
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,086
Good times.
294
00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:43,488
Nuclear waste?
295
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:46,324
Richard, how is
nuclear waste fun?
296
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,093
Uh, 'cause it glows
in the dark, dude.
297
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,163
[mouthing explosive noise]
298
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,517
I'll make sure Richard
gets this right away.
299
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,237
Hey Richard, here's the
business license money
300
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,006
for those hair salon
slash brothels.
301
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,041
Put it with the others.
302
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,277
What's wrong, buddy?
303
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,979
Talk to the Lar-bear.
304
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,882
For starters, you're breaking
rules one and three.
305
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:46,150
Rules be darned, Richard.
I'm your conscience.
306
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,653
We share everything.
Memories. Emotions.
307
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,289
French fries...
308
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,358
All this should
be making you happy,
309
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,593
but you seem miserable.
310
00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,128
Fuck you.
311
00:14:57,130 --> 00:15:00,498
I'm happy.
I'm fucking delirious.
312
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,934
You're good at many things
Richard Fitzpatrick.
313
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,002
Clearly.
314
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,937
But pretending to be
something you're not?
315
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,405
That's not one of them.
316
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:14,679
Maybe all of this
isn't your dream.
317
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,951
This isn't my dream?
318
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,287
Then what the fuck is?
319
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,388
Well...
320
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,957
I don't quite know that yet,
321
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,660
but I do know that the
anxiety you're experiencing
322
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:33,131
is coming from a
very deep place.
323
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,999
Josh,
remember that by-law
324
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:37,001
about no Larrys
on city property?
325
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,403
Yeah, get out here.
326
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,072
You can't lock away
the truth, Richard.
327
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,340
Wanna bet?
328
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,009
Bye, Larry!
329
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,980
Bye, Larry!
Goodbye, Larry!
330
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:51,983
I will hunt you downwherever you hide, asshole.
331
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,620
Don't worry, boss,
we'll get him.
332
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:50,308
Nice to see you too, darling.
333
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,378
No, I don't have anything
better to do than to get up,
334
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,079
cram my swollen feet
into some shoes
335
00:16:55,081 --> 00:16:56,347
and come and get you.
336
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,216
Fucking Larry...
337
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,785
I'll show him
who's fucking happy.
338
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,787
It's not like I've slept
in the last three months.
I'm the king of fucking fun.
339
00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:05,423
Or gone thirty minutes
without peeing.
340
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,758
This is the dream, man.
341
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:09,794
Then ou had to call me
twelve times.
342
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,562
Everybody wants this.
343
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,398
I've got nothing
to be anxious about.
344
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,199
Where's the support for Fitzy?
345
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,801
Oh, wah, wah, wah.
346
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,169
Ah!
347
00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,177
RADIO: All units,we've got an APB,
348
00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:27,545
straight fromthe mayor's office.
349
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,147
Suspect is tall,annoying,
350
00:17:29,149 --> 00:17:31,249
answers to the nameof fuckwad.
351
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,684
[buzzing of lights]
352
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:38,790
[footsteps]
353
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:41,459
RICHARD:Fitzpatrick Motors.
354
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:46,397
I'm still only inFitzpatrick Motors.
355
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,436
I'm on the run,
356
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:55,373
but every time I wake up...
357
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,275
I wake up here...
358
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:04,582
Rations are scarce.
359
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,518
I'm on the verge of capture...
360
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,425
My bond with Richard...is broken.
361
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,728
Putrefied.
362
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,864
But I couldn't give up on him.
363
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:24,102
I knew I had to help him findwhat was at the heart--
364
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,670
Of his darkness.
365
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,584
That's it!
366
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,152
Interloper!
367
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,186
Uh...
368
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:43,554
I can explain...
369
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,457
Thieves overrun our dealership
like locusts, cousin.
370
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,826
First the she-devil, now him?
371
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,829
Explain why you are
stealing our lunches.
372
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,698
I think that was Josh.
373
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,166
Then you must be the one
374
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,634
pilfering our
toilet supplies.
375
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,336
I think that was Josh too.
376
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,171
Then maybe it is
Josh's fault also
377
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,173
that we have not turned
one cent of profit
378
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,407
in over six months?
379
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:04,642
Cousin, you heard
the red-haired witch.
380
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,311
Only a Fitzpatrick could have taken
that money from our accounts.
381
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,781
That's right. It could never be Josh.
Why would it be Josh?
Let's start praying to Josh!
382
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,250
You must learn to overlook
small imperfections
383
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,417
for the sake of friendship.
384
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:14,552
Because of Josh,
385
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,588
I know Fitzpatrick will pay ten thousand
dollars to whoever delivers him the gangly one.
him the gangly one.
386
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,491
That would help pay
many of our overdue bills.
387
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,426
And he is ours for the taking.
388
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:29,567
I suppose this
is Josh's fault, too.
389
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,702
You said it, not I.
390
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:38,709
[snorting]
391
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:41,846
Larry's vanished.
392
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,614
Did you check the dealership?
393
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,483
Oh yeah...
the dealership.
394
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:48,219
You fucking idiot.
Find him and shut him up.
395
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,755
All I can hear is him
rambling all the time.
396
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:51,923
I can't hear anything.
397
00:19:51,925 --> 00:19:53,424
It's like
he's in my head.
398
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,359
And I'm seeing babies.
Babies!
399
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:58,663
Whoa, hey!
Stay with me, Fitzy.
400
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:01,399
Take this,
it'll fix you right up.
401
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:02,833
Ahh!
402
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,703
You feeling okay, buddy?
403
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,972
Yeah,
everything's Fitzy.
404
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,874
Just find him.
Find him!
405
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,842
All right!
On it.
406
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,444
Jeez!
407
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,283
[phone rings]
408
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,753
Y'ello.
Agent McTaggart?
409
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,422
Sir, yes sir.
410
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:25,923
Lethal use of forcehas been authorized.
411
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,626
Terminate your target andreturn to base for debriefing.
412
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,861
Okay...
okay, great...
413
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,863
Who exactly is
my target again?
414
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,465
You've forgotten your target?
415
00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:35,833
No, no!
[chuckles]
416
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,668
I just want to be sure
417
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:40,504
that you're who
you say you are.
418
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,807
Agent McTaggart,the time is now.
419
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:45,876
Ruptal Jhalalawanand Ruptal Jhalalatu.
420
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,479
Terminate withextreme prejudice.
421
00:20:58,390 --> 00:21:00,491
Oh, buddy...
422
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:05,630
[music and chatter throughout]
423
00:21:16,508 --> 00:21:17,675
Yaa!
424
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:24,715
[baby crying]
425
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,692
[laughter]
426
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:37,662
Hey, does this
look normal to you?
427
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,630
[baby crying]
428
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:42,933
[cheering]
429
00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:46,671
[breathing heavily]
430
00:21:51,943 --> 00:21:54,312
[beeping]
431
00:21:55,047 --> 00:22:05,356
[phone ringing]
432
00:22:05,358 --> 00:22:16,534
[phone ringing]
433
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,806
Come on.
Come on, come on.
434
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,441
Pick up.
Pick up.
435
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,576
I know what you want!
Ahh!
436
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,345
Fucking Josh.
437
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,447
How long have you
been hiding there?
438
00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,383
Long enough to know
that this bar, this job,
439
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,585
this life you've finally
built for yourself -
440
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,388
It's not your dream,
it's your nightmare.
441
00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,557
You don't know anything.
442
00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,659
Have you been having
hallucinations too?
443
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:45,996
How the fuck did
you know about that?
444
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,868
Because of our
connection, Richard.
445
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,471
And a very,
very lucky guess.
446
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,140
Bullshit.
What else do you got?
447
00:22:56,142 --> 00:22:59,744
Is it a coincidence that
this newspaper clipping
448
00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:02,880
was hanging on the garage
wall for 32 years?
449
00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:06,584
I think not, Richard.
450
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:07,885
I think not.
451
00:23:11,623 --> 00:23:13,858
The happiest
you've ever been
452
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,826
is standing by
your father's side
453
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,895
the day he opened
the dealership.
454
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:22,933
You need to rebuild
that bond, Richard...
455
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,668
...if you're ever going
to find true happiness,
456
00:23:24,670 --> 00:23:28,038
if you're be a loving
father to your own son.
457
00:23:35,113 --> 00:23:37,481
That photo doesn't mean shit.
458
00:23:37,483 --> 00:23:39,550
Yes, it does -
yes it does!
459
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:40,985
And deep down
I know you want me
460
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:43,721
to help you figure
out what kind of shit.
461
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,689
Yeah, because there's
nothing I love more
462
00:23:45,691 --> 00:23:47,625
than spending time with you.
463
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:48,859
Please, Richard...
464
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,595
The Shirley Temple
on your menu.
465
00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:54,565
Hiring Iris to...
pleasure my plumbing.
466
00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,734
You know you care about me.
Shut your yap!
467
00:23:56,736 --> 00:23:57,935
I will not!
468
00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,870
And now you're getting
a time-out, mister.
469
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:03,741
I present you with a
summons for your arrest.
470
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,843
[laughs]
471
00:24:05,845 --> 00:24:09,647
For what?
I own the cops.
472
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,015
Well, a little birdie
told the police
473
00:24:11,017 --> 00:24:12,817
about your abuse of office.
474
00:24:12,819 --> 00:24:13,884
And the bribes.
475
00:24:13,886 --> 00:24:17,988
And the 23 years of
unpaid parking tickets.
476
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,624
My old man was right
about one thing -
477
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:22,726
You are a fucking turncoat!
478
00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:25,229
A turncoat who is saving
you from your nightmare
479
00:24:25,231 --> 00:24:27,231
and finally giving
you what you've wanted.
480
00:24:27,233 --> 00:24:28,899
A way to be happy, Richard!
481
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:31,168
Get your fucking hands of me!
I'm the mayor!
482
00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:33,070
Not anymore.
483
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,905
I'll get you.
484
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:40,077
[loud slam]
485
00:24:42,614 --> 00:24:44,248
If you think prison is going
to break Richard Fitzpatrick,
486
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:45,916
you're dead wrong.
487
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:48,486
This won't break me!
Nothing can break me!
488
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,887
Is that a fact?
489
00:24:50,956 --> 00:24:53,891
Welcome to my world, fucker.
490
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,061
Fuck.
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