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Hey, pay attention,fuckers...
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The devil-father Fitzpatrick
has found a most ingenious way
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out of our sales contract.
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Starting his own religion.
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Tax-free profits.
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Halle-fucking-lujah.
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We were always good
business partners, Lainey.
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I would like to go for
ice cream with you, Larry.
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More than you could
possibly imagine.
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We need to shore up votes,
and fast.
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Look who's decided to
wake up and give a shit!
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Fine, but I'm doingthis for me, not you. Me.
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You know Ken's justgonna fuck you over
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like he always does.
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This isn't what it looks like.
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That little shit was
right about you!
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Hey, God, it's me, Fitz.
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I need to speak to Frank.
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I'm havin' a kid.
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And I don't want
the little fucker
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to think I'm a loser,
like my old man.
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I gotta win thisfuckin' election.
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So throw me a bone,will ya, Frank?
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Richard Fitzpatrick won?
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Ha!
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That's right, fuckers!
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Fitz won,
and I won it for him!
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Woo hoo!
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There are two kindsof people in this world.
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Those who floatabove all the shit,
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and those who runright through it.
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Genghis Khan,he was a floater.
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He lead strong,crushed his enemies
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and the weaklingsfollowed.
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People need a leader
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who tells them what to want,how to get it,
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and who doesn't haveshit on his heels.
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First order of business -
get my office up to code.
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I don't think you
get your own office.
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The city can't afford it.
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Then get me one.
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With a turntable
and my Sinatra 45's.
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Some nudes for the wall.
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And a shark tank.
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No stripper pole?
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Already ordered.
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Richard,
we're moments away
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from tasting our
sweet dream together.
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It's a bar, cockswab,
not a bath house.
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Time to get shit done.
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Lead with your balls.
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And never apologize
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when your pubes getin someone's face.
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It's Fitz o'clock, fuckers.
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I'm a councilman now.
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Retract that titmouse law;
I got a bar to open.
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I'm sorry, but we're
locked in a stalemate
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over Cat Leash Ordinance C-39.
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All new legislation
is to be tabled
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on a first come
first serve basis.
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How long's it gonna take?
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Let's see...
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Three years.
Give or take.
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Fuck.
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♪
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Okay, look.
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I'm sorry city council was
too busy with kitty cats
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to allow you to open
your bar right away.
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But what a great lesson
in patience, am I right?
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Poor baby hit a roadblock
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on his first hour
at his new job.
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You're the one who
wanted the job.
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I merely got it for you.
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And that's why you're fired.
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I'm not the enemy here.
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And, trust me,
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you do not want
to make me one.
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We've been enemies, Foxley,
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and we've been friends.
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Neither one's
done me much good.
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[loud crash]
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Remember this moment, Fitz.
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Because this moment,
right here,
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is exactly when you
fucked yourself.
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For what it's worth,
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I never thought Dot
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was a worthy member
of Team Fitz.
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Now that the dead
weight is gone
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we can focus on your
Summerwind dream-
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Could you take
a memo for me, Larry?
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I would be oh so very honored
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to take your first memo,
Councilman.
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To, Larry.
Larry.
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Re: your ass.
Ass.
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It's fired too.
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...fired too.
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No, no, no...
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I feel so betrayed.
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After all I've done for him,
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he just throws me
away like a pair of...
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dirty underpants.
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You know, Larry,
you're kinda sounding like
panties right now.
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You want to be panties
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or you want to
be boxer shorts?
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Huh...
Boxer shorts?
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Fuck yeah.
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Boxer shorts with
big balls in them.
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Balls that are
out to get even.
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I always say 'revenge is a
dish best served with...
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[gasp] yeah...
Dioxin poisoned sushi.'
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Nom nom nom...
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Or, oh yeah,
the old water gun
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full of sulfuric acid.
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[mouth noises]
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Oh, yeah.
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The Atomic wedgie.
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Classic...
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Those all sound
a little extreme, Josh.
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Then what's your
idea of revenge, Larry?
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Stink bomb in a locker?
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Don't be such
a fucking nerd.
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I don't want to take
revenge on Richard.
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Revenge on Fitz -
How can you even think that?
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Josh, you're the one who-
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After everything
you did to him?
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Filled his head
with false hope.
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Made him take on a SECOND job.
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And now you plot
deadly revenge?
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Oh my God, you're right...
Maybe.
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You better apologize to Fitz
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or I will punch you
in the feelings.
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You get me?
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If I say anything
other than yes
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you'll hurt me, right?
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[sigh]
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I'm a wolf.
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Up on that hill, they're
all spineless douchebags.
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Sheep.
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I'll be fucked if I'm gonna
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listen to them jaw
about cat laws all day.
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Then stick to what
you're good at.
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Right.
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What am I good at?
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Fitz,
you're a born salesman.
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You knocked me up in the
back of a station wagon
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on my wedding day,
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got me to leave
the only semi-stable,
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employed man I've
met in my life
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and convinced me that
we might work together.
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Yeah, I showed
that weasely fuck.
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Exactly.
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Don't worry about the puppets.
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You want the guy who
pulls the strings.
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Go after the mayor.
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Yeah, how hard can it be
to get one guy on my side?
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Especially
when he has no backbone
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and a drinking problem.
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We swim in the same circles.
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At least we will until I have
to go on maternity leave.
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Well now he's swimming
with a shark, baby.
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I thought you were a wolf.
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You're hot when you're
being all smart and shit.
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Yeah?
Mmmm.
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[heavy breathing]
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[¶]
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Mr. Fitzpatrick?
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Call me Fitz, Mayor Andrews.
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So... why are we at
a naked lady bar?
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The buffet is excellent.
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Lunch?
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No, no.
No thanks.
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Suit yourself.
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Well...
Maybe just one.
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Atta boy.
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But, I'm a servant
to the public-
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They voted you in.
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Gave you the keys
to the joint.
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Take it for a spin.
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Do whatever you want.
Whenever you want.
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You earned that shit.
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Yeah, I did.
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Stop asking what people need.
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They don't fucking know.
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Grow a pair.
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Oooh...
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I love you.
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I love you!
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Don't mind, Niko.
She's a little shy.
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Niko!
That's Niko.
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Niko has special skills.
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Wow, that's quite a talent!
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Looks like you two could use
a little alone time.
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Hey...
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How 'bout some
lap dances, hon?
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Oh, and...
bring a friend.
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That chick who can
go down on herself, yeah?
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Giddyup.
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[laughs]
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Giddyup!
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Ahh!
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Good news!
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I have a plan.
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I'm going to apologize!
To Richard!
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That's right!
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I'm going to teach Richard
the power of forgiveness.
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I'll be back at City Hall
before you can spell
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"filibuster."
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Suck it up, kitten.
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Your boyfriend is gone.
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Time to give it up.
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I'll never give up on Richard!
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You want to teach
him forgiveness?
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Crush him, Larry.
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Crush him until
he crawls back to you,
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his knees like
bloody linguini.
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And when the salt from his
own tears burns his wounds
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and he whimpers for
someone to end his pain,
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you can show him forgiveness
by caving his skull in
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with the sledge hammer
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of a wasted life and
an eternity of regret.
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We have to drive outside city
limits to enjoy ourselves.
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It's a God damn crime.
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This, right here, is
what Coverton needs.
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A little spice.
Am I right?
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Yeah.
Oh my God, yeah.
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So let's go downtown
and get it done.
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Like men.
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We gotta repeal the
titmouse ordinance
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and get the Summerwind
back on track, ok?
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That sounds good.
So fucking good.
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Richard,
I'm sorry for interrupting.
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but I'm here to apologize.
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And not for
interrupting just now,
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though I am very sorry
for that as well.
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Spit it out, fucknut.
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We're paying by the song here.
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Richard...
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I'm sorry I let you down
and you had to fire me.
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It is my hope that
this apology
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shows you the
value of forgiveness.
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Larry?
Yes?
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Iris...
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You're a stripper?
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And you.
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You make her take
her clothes off?
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No, Larry.
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I pay her to take
her clothes off.
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And that's not all.
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Niko, get up there and
show 'em the main attraction.
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You're gonna love this,
Larry.
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I don't understand.
How could you just-
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It's just my job, Larry.
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I didn't know how to tell you.
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Showing men my dirty pillows
makes them happy.
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And that makes me happy.
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Am I right, or am I right?
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Your bunny...
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Your bunny that got
killed by the GT...
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That was a lie?
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Of course it was, fucknugget.
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I had to feed her
some bullshit story.
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Only way I could make sure
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you'd open up to
someone with a vagina.
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It's very pretty,
by the way.
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Thank you.
266
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,953
You could have
any girl you want.
267
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,222
And you go after Iris?
268
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,890
My Iris?
269
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,096
I will never forgive
you for this.
270
00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,364
Eff you both!
271
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,067
Eff you all to H!
272
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,502
Larry, wait!
273
00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,471
Whoa! Where'd that
second one come from?
274
00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:22,073
[laughter]
275
00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:32,817
[laughter continues]
276
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,919
Our debate is at
a critical juncture,
277
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,021
cats are urinating
willy-nilly,
278
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,957
and you have the
nerve to sleep in?
279
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,291
Someone needs to get laid.
280
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,860
Or likes to get peed on.
281
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,329
Point is, sit down
and shut the fuck up.
282
00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,831
This cat law
bullshit is finito.
283
00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,099
That's right.
284
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,834
We're having a
motherfucking vote
285
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,302
all up in this bitch.
286
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,937
I'll second the
shit out of that.
287
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,174
Okay.
Who wants cat leashes?
288
00:12:56,176 --> 00:13:01,146
And those who are
all like, 'no way'?
289
00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,982
Okay.
No leashes!
290
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,084
Free pussy!
[laughs]
291
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,952
And the other thing.
Don't forget the other thing.
292
00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,120
Oh yeah.
293
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,422
And Fitz -
who is wicked by the way -
294
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,191
you guys should
all hang with him -
295
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,393
is now deputy mayor.
296
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,095
But you said I was
gonna be deputy.
297
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,464
How would you like
your face punched in, eh?
298
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,066
All right.
Motion carried.
299
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,304
Richard Fitzpatrick
is the man.
300
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,207
Now...
I move we all go
over to the Danger Zone
301
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,508
and have lunch.
302
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,010
The buffet is the bomb.
303
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,512
[laughs]
That buffet...
304
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,514
Come on!
Come on, kids...
305
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,316
You guys...
306
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,486
Fitz'll introduce you to
all sorts of delicacies...
307
00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,122
Ah, that buffet.
308
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,057
Mr. Mayor!
309
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:02,040
How did your
little apology go?
310
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,975
I'm done with apologies.
311
00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,377
You're in good
company, friend.
312
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,918
I know we've had our
share of differences
313
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,220
over the years, Larry.
314
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,988
But, as you can see,
315
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,123
the League of Sober
Entrepreneurs prides itself
316
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,359
on being an inclusive
lobby group.
317
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,562
Please, have a seat.
318
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,635
If we are
'sober entrepreneurs'
319
00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,237
why are we meeting in a bar?
320
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,571
Because fuck off, that's why.
321
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,641
The League of Sober
Entrepreneurs?
322
00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,476
'L.O.S.E.R.S.' for short.
Shut up.
323
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,346
I said no acronyms
and it's my group.
324
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,949
Now, as per our
mission statement -
325
00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,618
'The League of
Sober Entrepreneurs
326
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,654
lobbies government to destroy
that degenerate dickhead,
327
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,155
Richard Fitzpatrick.'
328
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,591
'Dickhead' was
my contribution.
329
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,394
We have the resources.
We have the manpower.
330
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,396
Now we just need a plan.
331
00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,935
I have a plan.
332
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,639
We'll hit Fitz
where it hurts...
333
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,243
Looks like someone's
grown a set of lady balls.
334
00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,118
Stand back, Miss Foxley.
335
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,420
With a one two combo of caring
and compelling arguments,
336
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,256
I, Larry, will make
our plan heard...
337
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,925
And hopefully implemented...
338
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,660
If...
if people like it.
339
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,595
You're planning.
I'm execution.
340
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,163
I'll deal with Mayor Bitchass.
341
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,065
It's Andrews.
342
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,334
Mayor Andrews.
343
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,670
Let's skip the names and
focus on the fucking.
344
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,271
Focus on the what now?
345
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,539
Beg your pardon, ma'am?
346
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,675
Don't beg.
Not yet.
347
00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:48,646
That comes after I rip, tear,
slap, lick, scream, claw,
348
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,983
spank, bite, suck,
whip, slurp and swallow.
349
00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,251
Ah!
350
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,521
That's when you can beg.
351
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,690
Does that sound ok to you?
352
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,660
If I yell yes
and this is a dream,
353
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,662
will I wake myself up?
354
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,065
First things first.
355
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,733
We have a by-law to pass.
356
00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,371
[laughter]
357
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,340
[mimicks laughter]
358
00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,711
God damn mayor,what the fuck's he doing?
359
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,714
Fitz, I want you
to know up front,
360
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,983
this wasn't my idea!
361
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:28,319
So nice of you to join us,
Richard.
362
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,687
What the fuck?
363
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,658
The fuck, Mr. Fitzpatrick,
is prohibition.
364
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,060
What are you losers
talking about?
365
00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,129
So you've heard
of our organization?
366
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,330
Good.
367
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,698
You see, Maverick,
368
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,233
while you were at
the Danger Zone,
369
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,601
we had a little chat
with city council.
370
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,004
about Coverton's
declining morality.
371
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,140
She's very...
persuasive.
372
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,575
And they were only too
happy to put
373
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,444
the last nail in the coffin
of your pathetic dream.
374
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,747
A near-unanimous vote.
375
00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,682
If it makes you feel
any better, buddy,
376
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,650
I abstained.
377
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,552
I told you not to fuck with me.
378
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,688
You backstabbing
semen chugger.
379
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,423
This was your idea,
wasn't it.
380
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,458
Sticks and stones
may break my bones
381
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,427
but council passed the vote.
382
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,429
Coverton is a dry town,
Richard.
383
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,664
The Summerwind
will never open.
384
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,208
Well, we'll always have
the Danger Zone, huh, buddy?
385
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,183
Council's controversial
move to pass prohibition
386
00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,420
has indignant citizens...
387
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,255
swarming the streets.
388
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,690
An emergency council
session has been called
389
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,827
for this afternoon to
deal with the chaos...
390
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,562
This is Melody Gray,
391
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,799
reporting live from the mean
streets of Coverton.
392
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,335
Prohibition -what are they, nuts?
393
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,139
Fitzy!
394
00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,307
Where the fuck have you been?
395
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,475
Here's the thing.
396
00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,676
Your friends helped me realize
397
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,279
it was high time I
straighten up and fly right.
398
00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,216
So I quit drinking
and joined AA.
399
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,185
And you should join too.
400
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,821
How do you live with yourself?
401
00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,623
Cheap suits.
Piece of shit car.
402
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,292
Now you want to
deprive yourself
403
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,827
of the one thing
that makes you happy?
404
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,862
You're pathetic.
405
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,330
You're right.
406
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,598
I shouldn't have
quit drinking.
407
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400
What the hell
was I thinking of?
408
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,701
AA?
409
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,636
All right, look.
We can fix this, buddy.
410
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,172
We can really make it work...
411
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,508
Um... maybe.
Right?
412
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,244
Sit your flip-flopping
ass down, and listen up.
413
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,512
Great idea.
414
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,147
Genius, actually.
415
00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,548
Where do you come
up with this stuff?
416
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,851
You need to act fast
and repeal prohibition.
417
00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:42,687
Swift action.
That's the move.
418
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,555
Right on, brother.
419
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,290
Well,
wait, can I do that?
420
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,592
I'll have
to ask someone.
421
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,826
Don't ask. Tell.
422
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,495
At today's council meeting.
423
00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,796
Here's the thing.
424
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,832
I have a tummy ache
so I'm gonna skip that.
425
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,367
A couple nights ago
426
00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,669
I saw you strip down
to a lime green thong
427
00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,205
and throat-punch a
biker in pervert's row.
428
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,673
I did?
Oh yeah, you did.
429
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,175
And it was awesome.
430
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,777
You were unstoppable.
And what now?
431
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,613
Flop sweats and shakes?
432
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,848
They tell me alcoholism
is a disease...
433
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,551
Only symptom I've seen
is the vagina you've grown.
434
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,153
What?
No, I -
435
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,554
Oh, you're speaking
metaphorically.
436
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,289
You hear all those
people out there?
437
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,724
Rioting in the streets?
438
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,759
[birds chirping]
439
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,694
You know why?
440
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,331
Because they're in pain.
Pain that you caused.
441
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,534
Oh my God.
What have I done?
442
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,836
You want to make
it up to them? To me?
443
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,271
Axe prohibition.
444
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,839
Everyone will
forgive and forget.
445
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,307
Don't listen to him.
446
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,276
He doesn't know anything
about forgiveness.
447
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,477
He's right.
448
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,945
You can't trust anything Fitz
has to say on this issue.
449
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,648
You're right.
I can't.
450
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,748
Why not?
451
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,717
He isn't here for the
good of the people.
452
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,386
Richard only wants
to repeal prohibition
453
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,720
so he can
open his lounge.
454
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,189
It's a clear
conflict of interest,
455
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,325
and it's selfish and
manipulative and mean.
456
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,560
Don't listen to
these schmucks.
457
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,962
You make up your own mind...
458
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,730
...and do what I say.
459
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,932
Totally.
460
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,668
Well... I can see
that both of you
461
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,305
present really, really,
compelling arguments...
462
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,408
Take both of those
arguments to council...
463
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,310
You!
464
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,845
Get your ass to
council chambers.
465
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,614
We gotta get this town
drinking again!
466
00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,957
[exhales]
God, do I miss that smell.
467
00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,525
Me too.
468
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,726
Ah!
469
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,762
What the hell are you doing?
Well, don't make your
hair smell like daisies
470
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,464
if you don't want
people to smell it.
471
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,567
I mean in my apartment,
Chester.
472
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,403
You left your bedroom
window unlocked.
473
00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,340
I wanted to make sure you knew
before someone broke in.
474
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,977
Chester, you have got
to leave me alone.
475
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:49,847
And that includes singing
Coldplay on my voice mail.
476
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,916
But I brought the
renovation plans.
477
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,452
This doesn't mean we can't
still start a home practice.
478
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,886
Can't you just see it?
479
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,322
You and me
working side by side?
480
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,825
Baby Chester
frolicking at our feet?
481
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:05,363
Chester,
our relationship is over.
482
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,597
I will not renege
483
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,599
on the promise my spermatozoa
made to your ovum.
484
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,736
My pregnant wife
will not leave me
485
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,604
for some booze swiller.
486
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,707
People change.
487
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,442
Fitz cares about me.
488
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,344
He cares about us.
489
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,580
Fitz cares about
one thing.
490
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,348
I see the way
he looks at you.
491
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,318
All he wants is for that
baby to be out of your belly.
492
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,786
So you and he can...
493
00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,626
You had a threesome
with my baby?
494
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,996
Chester...
495
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,766
About the baby...
496
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,968
Ahh!
Die! Die!
497
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,403
Why won't you die?
498
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,338
How dare you
impregnate my wife!
499
00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,741
Hey! Hey!
I just had sex with her.
500
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,710
She did the rest.
501
00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,878
Don't listen to him.
502
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,714
He will twist your mind,
steal your family
503
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,750
and rub your tender heart
against a cheese grater.
504
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,386
Get him out of here!
This is a closed session!
505
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,854
You see?
You see?
506
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,525
This isn't about prohibition.
Or what's good for this town.
507
00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,360
These L.O.S.E.R. assholes
are out to get me.
508
00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,062
They're here because
they hate me.
509
00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,330
I don't hate you.
510
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,332
Of course you do.
511
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,666
No Richard.
512
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,735
Hate didn't bring
me here today.
513
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,539
Hope did.
514
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,740
Oh cool.
515
00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,842
Like the black guy named
after that terrorist.
516
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,877
All his ideas
seemed to work out.
517
00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,045
Go ahead.
518
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,947
I'm here because I believe,
519
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,017
deep down, people are good.
520
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,687
But it can be difficult to
bring that goodness out of them.
521
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:41,025
Sometimes you have to
force them to see it.
522
00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,595
Am I the only guy who thinks
that sounds kinda rapey?
523
00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:48,032
Mr. Mayor, I applaud you.
524
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:53,738
I think you are a man
of action, integrity and...
525
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,606
...intestinal fortitude.
526
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,575
I think I am, too.
527
00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,743
He's bullshitting
you, Andrews.
528
00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,511
Don't fall for his
touchy feely crap.
529
00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,614
Mayor, you have the
power to convince people
530
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,617
to do what's right, no
matter how hard that may be.
531
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:10,621
It's time to give the people
of Coverton what they need.
532
00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,157
Some tough love.
533
00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,459
Yeah...
534
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:16,761
Yeah!
535
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,763
I'm gonna love the
shit out of this town
536
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,031
whether they like it or not.
537
00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,901
I motion to declare
a state of emergency.
538
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,836
Expand police powers.
539
00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,773
Redouble our efforts to make
sure prohibition sticks.
540
00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,674
Second!
What the fuck?
541
00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,511
All those for?
542
00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,112
So carried.
543
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,620
See Fitz?
I've got balls.
544
00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,774
You happy now, Larry?
545
00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,610
Destroyed my dream
and my life.
546
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,079
No Richard, you did.
547
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,115
With your selfishness.
548
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,051
That's a shit apology.
549
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:17,588
By the way, I don't accept,
cock pocket.
550
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,523
All these years,
551
00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,492
I've fought
everything you are
552
00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,727
in a vain attempt
to make you change.
553
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,896
Doing the same thing and
expecting different results -
554
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,598
That's insanity.
555
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,770
No, insanity is some prostate
milking assbandit
556
00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,672
showing up in a bunny suit
557
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,173
claiming to be my conscience.
558
00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:39,009
You're the one
who betrayed me.
559
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,046
And aided in the debauchery
of an innocent girl.
560
00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,214
Innocent?
561
00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,082
You only met Iris
562
00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,051
because I hired her
to keep you company.
563
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:50,955
You did?
564
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,556
Thanks for not closing
the deal.
565
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,124
Saved me a bundle.
566
00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:59,630
Richard...
Do you know what this means?
567
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,599
You care about me.
568
00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,067
Really and truly.
569
00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,668
I only did it to
distract your dumb ass
570
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,504
from fucking up my campaign.
571
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,138
No, Richard,
hiring Iris.
572
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,541
That was... nice.
573
00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,176
Consider it
a parting gift.
574
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,912
You can't leave now.
We're finally making progress.
575
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,081
I never wanted you in my
fucking life in the first place!
576
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,649
I don't need a
fucking conscience!
577
00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,917
And I never will!
578
00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:25,256
[tires squeal]
579
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:36,033
Your sobriety isn't justa commitment to yourself,
580
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,801
it's a commitment to others.
581
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:40,838
In step 9, we'll learnthe value of making ammends
582
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,007
to those we've harmedwith our disease.
583
00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,243
Oh, you are right.
You are so right.
584
00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,313
Aw, Fitzy,
I have to apologize!
585
00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,048
I have to make amends!
586
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,250
I never meant
to hurt you, buddy.
587
00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,986
You did so much for me!
588
00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:02,192
[cars honking]
589
00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,894
[sobbing]
590
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:07,031
Fitzy![sobbing]
591
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,737
I'll miss you, buddy.
592
00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,141
Hey, remember that time
we got drunk together?
593
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,710
Sure you do.
594
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,889
Fitz, I've made up my mind.
595
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,058
I'm going back to work
596
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,659
and it does not
make me a bad mother
597
00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:39,063
no matter what anyone says -
including my mother.
Your mother is dead.
598
00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:43,634
Exactly.
Just hours after declaringa state of emergency,
599
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:47,938
And being unhappy would
make me dead too - inside.
Mayor Andrews suffered whatpolice have described as
600
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,840
a 'sober Driving accident.'
601
00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,209
Hell yeah.
602
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,311
With the mayor's lifehanging by a thread,
603
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:59,750
governance of Coverton fallsto his Deputy Mayor...
604
00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,319
...Richard Fitzpatrick.
605
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,888
Ring a ding ding.
God help us all.
606
00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,124
This is Melody Grayreporting live
607
00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,994
from the sceneof the accident.
608
00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,362
Pray for Mayor Andrews.
609
00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:13,197
Ring a ding ding.
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