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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,085 Hey, pay attention, fuckers... 2 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:23,689 The devil-father Fitzpatrick has found a most ingenious way 3 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:25,324 out of our sales contract. 4 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,459 Starting his own religion. 5 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,660 Tax-free profits. 6 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:30,095 Halle-fucking-lujah. 7 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:32,131 We were always good business partners, Lainey. 8 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:34,033 I would like to go for ice cream with you, Larry. 9 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:35,701 More than you could possibly imagine. 10 00:00:35,703 --> 00:00:37,436 We need to shore up votes, and fast. 11 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:40,272 Look who's decided to wake up and give a shit! 12 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:43,776 Fine, but I'm doing this for me, not you. Me. 13 00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:45,344 You know Ken's just gonna fuck you over 14 00:00:45,346 --> 00:00:46,578 like he always does. 15 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:48,047 This isn't what it looks like. 16 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,149 That little shit was right about you! 17 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:53,152 Hey, God, it's me, Fitz. 18 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,620 I need to speak to Frank. 19 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:56,088 I'm havin' a kid. 20 00:00:56,090 --> 00:00:57,289 And I don't want the little fucker 21 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,091 to think I'm a loser, like my old man. 22 00:00:59,093 --> 00:01:00,826 I gotta win this fuckin' election. 23 00:01:00,828 --> 00:01:02,694 So throw me a bone, will ya, Frank? 24 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,396 Richard Fitzpatrick won? 25 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,464 Ha! 26 00:01:05,466 --> 00:01:06,665 That's right, fuckers! 27 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,401 Fitz won, and I won it for him! 28 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,736 Woo hoo! 29 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:18,544 There are two kinds of people in this world. 30 00:01:18,546 --> 00:01:20,712 Those who float above all the shit, 31 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:24,416 and those who run right through it. 32 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,152 Genghis Khan, he was a floater. 33 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:29,288 He lead strong, crushed his enemies 34 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:31,490 and the weaklings followed. 35 00:01:31,492 --> 00:01:32,791 People need a leader 36 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:36,161 who tells them what to want, how to get it, 37 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,730 and who doesn't have shit on his heels. 38 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:43,836 First order of business - get my office up to code. 39 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:45,537 I don't think you get your own office. 40 00:01:45,539 --> 00:01:46,672 The city can't afford it. 41 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,840 Then get me one. 42 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:50,676 With a turntable and my Sinatra 45's. 43 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,411 Some nudes for the wall. 44 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,712 And a shark tank. 45 00:01:53,714 --> 00:01:54,847 No stripper pole? 46 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:57,382 Already ordered. 47 00:01:57,384 --> 00:01:59,818 Richard, we're moments away 48 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:02,488 from tasting our sweet dream together. 49 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:06,158 It's a bar, cockswab, not a bath house. 50 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,560 Time to get shit done. 51 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,696 Lead with your balls. 52 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:12,431 And never apologize 53 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,766 when your pubes get in someone's face. 54 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,703 It's Fitz o'clock, fuckers. 55 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,571 I'm a councilman now. 56 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:22,207 Retract that titmouse law; I got a bar to open. 57 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,309 I'm sorry, but we're locked in a stalemate 58 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:28,313 over Cat Leash Ordinance C-39. 59 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:30,249 All new legislation is to be tabled 60 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,351 on a first come first serve basis. 61 00:02:32,353 --> 00:02:33,919 How long's it gonna take? 62 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,889 Let's see... 63 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:38,490 Three years. Give or take. 64 00:02:40,426 --> 00:02:42,161 Fuck. 65 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:53,605 ♪ 66 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:37,749 Okay, look. 67 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:40,519 I'm sorry city council was too busy with kitty cats 68 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,354 to allow you to open your bar right away. 69 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:45,691 But what a great lesson in patience, am I right? 70 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,959 Poor baby hit a roadblock 71 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,727 on his first hour at his new job. 72 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,395 You're the one who wanted the job. 73 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:51,930 I merely got it for you. 74 00:03:51,932 --> 00:03:53,832 And that's why you're fired. 75 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:57,302 I'm not the enemy here. 76 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:58,604 And, trust me, 77 00:03:58,606 --> 00:04:00,872 you do not want to make me one. 78 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,774 We've been enemies, Foxley, 79 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:04,309 and we've been friends. 80 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:06,378 Neither one's done me much good. 81 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,720 [loud crash] 82 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:23,328 Remember this moment, Fitz. 83 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:27,766 Because this moment, right here, 84 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,469 is exactly when you fucked yourself. 85 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,341 For what it's worth, 86 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:38,710 I never thought Dot 87 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,413 was a worthy member of Team Fitz. 88 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,848 Now that the dead weight is gone 89 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,017 we can focus on your Summerwind dream- 90 00:04:45,019 --> 00:04:47,886 Could you take a memo for me, Larry? 91 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:49,488 I would be oh so very honored 92 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,890 to take your first memo, Councilman. 93 00:04:51,892 --> 00:04:53,625 To, Larry. Larry. 94 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,661 Re: your ass. Ass. 95 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:56,862 It's fired too. 96 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:58,697 ...fired too. 97 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,501 No, no, no... 98 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:08,006 I feel so betrayed. 99 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,508 After all I've done for him, 100 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,076 he just throws me away like a pair of... 101 00:05:11,078 --> 00:05:12,611 dirty underpants. 102 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,881 You know, Larry, you're kinda sounding like panties right now. 103 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,015 You want to be panties 104 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:18,517 or you want to be boxer shorts? 105 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:20,786 Huh... Boxer shorts? 106 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:21,820 Fuck yeah. 107 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,922 Boxer shorts with big balls in them. 108 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,724 Balls that are out to get even. 109 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:31,396 I always say 'revenge is a dish best served with... 110 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:33,999 [gasp] yeah... Dioxin poisoned sushi.' 111 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,434 Nom nom nom... 112 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,671 Or, oh yeah, the old water gun 113 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,440 full of sulfuric acid. 114 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,842 [mouth noises] 115 00:05:43,844 --> 00:05:45,610 Oh, yeah. 116 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:47,112 The Atomic wedgie. 117 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:48,613 Classic... 118 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,749 Those all sound a little extreme, Josh. 119 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,018 Then what's your idea of revenge, Larry? 120 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,119 Stink bomb in a locker? 121 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,821 Don't be such a fucking nerd. 122 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,589 I don't want to take revenge on Richard. 123 00:05:57,591 --> 00:06:00,525 Revenge on Fitz - How can you even think that? 124 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,793 Josh, you're the one who- 125 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,595 After everything you did to him? 126 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:04,996 Filled his head with false hope. 127 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:06,998 Made him take on a SECOND job. 128 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,134 And now you plot deadly revenge? 129 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:12,471 Oh my God, you're right... Maybe. 130 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,506 You better apologize to Fitz 131 00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:16,742 or I will punch you in the feelings. 132 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,410 You get me? 133 00:06:18,412 --> 00:06:21,046 If I say anything other than yes 134 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,014 you'll hurt me, right? 135 00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:33,692 [sigh] 136 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:34,793 I'm a wolf. 137 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:37,629 Up on that hill, they're all spineless douchebags. 138 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,663 Sheep. 139 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:39,898 I'll be fucked if I'm gonna 140 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:42,000 listen to them jaw about cat laws all day. 141 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,735 Then stick to what you're good at. 142 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,437 Right. 143 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,773 What am I good at? 144 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,976 Fitz, you're a born salesman. 145 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,178 You knocked me up in the back of a station wagon 146 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:54,546 on my wedding day, 147 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:56,848 got me to leave the only semi-stable, 148 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,750 employed man I've met in my life 149 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,019 and convinced me that we might work together. 150 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,822 Yeah, I showed that weasely fuck. 151 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:05,490 Exactly. 152 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:07,626 Don't worry about the puppets. 153 00:07:07,628 --> 00:07:09,761 You want the guy who pulls the strings. 154 00:07:09,763 --> 00:07:11,696 Go after the mayor. 155 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:15,867 Yeah, how hard can it be to get one guy on my side? 156 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,702 Especially when he has no backbone 157 00:07:17,704 --> 00:07:20,605 and a drinking problem. 158 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:22,941 We swim in the same circles. 159 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,844 At least we will until I have to go on maternity leave. 160 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,779 Well now he's swimming with a shark, baby. 161 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,481 I thought you were a wolf. 162 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,116 You're hot when you're being all smart and shit. 163 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,618 Yeah? Mmmm. 164 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:38,089 [heavy breathing] 165 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:45,163 [¶] 166 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:47,165 Mr. Fitzpatrick? 167 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,201 Call me Fitz, Mayor Andrews. 168 00:07:49,203 --> 00:07:52,838 So... why are we at a naked lady bar? 169 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:55,540 The buffet is excellent. 170 00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:58,810 Lunch? 171 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,178 No, no. No thanks. 172 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:01,880 Suit yourself. 173 00:08:06,953 --> 00:08:09,254 Well... Maybe just one. 174 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,957 Atta boy. 175 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,667 But, I'm a servant to the public- 176 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:23,768 They voted you in. 177 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,504 Gave you the keys to the joint. 178 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,906 Take it for a spin. 179 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,509 Do whatever you want. Whenever you want. 180 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,910 You earned that shit. 181 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,846 Yeah, I did. 182 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,682 Stop asking what people need. 183 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,184 They don't fucking know. 184 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:40,919 Grow a pair. 185 00:08:48,961 --> 00:08:51,062 Oooh... 186 00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,632 I love you. 187 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:56,301 I love you! 188 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:58,770 Don't mind, Niko. She's a little shy. 189 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,872 Niko! That's Niko. 190 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,874 Niko has special skills. 191 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:08,179 Wow, that's quite a talent! 192 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:10,649 Looks like you two could use a little alone time. 193 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,850 Hey... 194 00:09:11,852 --> 00:09:13,184 How 'bout some lap dances, hon? 195 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:15,186 Oh, and... bring a friend. 196 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:17,689 That chick who can go down on herself, yeah? 197 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,690 Giddyup. 198 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:20,258 [laughs] 199 00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:23,194 Giddyup! 200 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:24,963 Ahh! 201 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:27,966 Good news! 202 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,235 I have a plan. 203 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,771 I'm going to apologize! To Richard! 204 00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,939 That's right! 205 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,941 I'm going to teach Richard the power of forgiveness. 206 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,909 I'll be back at City Hall before you can spell 207 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,277 "filibuster." 208 00:09:41,113 --> 00:09:43,048 Suck it up, kitten. 209 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,783 Your boyfriend is gone. 210 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,751 Time to give it up. 211 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,654 I'll never give up on Richard! 212 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:52,791 You want to teach him forgiveness? 213 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:54,326 Crush him, Larry. 214 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,895 Crush him until he crawls back to you, 215 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:59,197 his knees like bloody linguini. 216 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,200 And when the salt from his own tears burns his wounds 217 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,070 and he whimpers for someone to end his pain, 218 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:08,907 you can show him forgiveness by caving his skull in 219 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,241 with the sledge hammer 220 00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:14,045 of a wasted life and an eternity of regret. 221 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:24,889 We have to drive outside city limits to enjoy ourselves. 222 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,658 It's a God damn crime. 223 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,060 This, right here, is what Coverton needs. 224 00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:30,362 A little spice. Am I right? 225 00:10:30,364 --> 00:10:32,931 Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. 226 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,733 So let's go downtown and get it done. 227 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:35,934 Like men. 228 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:37,268 We gotta repeal the titmouse ordinance 229 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,804 and get the Summerwind back on track, ok? 230 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:43,008 That sounds good. So fucking good. 231 00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:46,177 Richard, I'm sorry for interrupting. 232 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:48,813 but I'm here to apologize. 233 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,382 And not for interrupting just now, 234 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:52,684 though I am very sorry for that as well. 235 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,918 Spit it out, fucknut. 236 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,320 We're paying by the song here. 237 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,756 Richard... 238 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:01,726 I'm sorry I let you down and you had to fire me. 239 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:03,662 It is my hope that this apology 240 00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:05,830 shows you the value of forgiveness. 241 00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,932 Larry? Yes? 242 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:11,670 Iris... 243 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,207 You're a stripper? 244 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:17,342 And you. 245 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,411 You make her take her clothes off? 246 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:20,679 No, Larry. 247 00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:22,380 I pay her to take her clothes off. 248 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,015 And that's not all. 249 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,718 Niko, get up there and show 'em the main attraction. 250 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,821 You're gonna love this, Larry. 251 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,690 I don't understand. How could you just- 252 00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:33,058 It's just my job, Larry. 253 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:35,060 I didn't know how to tell you. 254 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,929 Showing men my dirty pillows makes them happy. 255 00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:39,464 And that makes me happy. 256 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,233 Am I right, or am I right? 257 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,470 Your bunny... 258 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:48,306 Your bunny that got killed by the GT... 259 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,108 That was a lie? 260 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,810 Of course it was, fucknugget. 261 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,445 I had to feed her some bullshit story. 262 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,046 Only way I could make sure 263 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,448 you'd open up to someone with a vagina. 264 00:11:56,450 --> 00:11:57,982 It's very pretty, by the way. 265 00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,084 Thank you. 266 00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,953 You could have any girl you want. 267 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,222 And you go after Iris? 268 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,890 My Iris? 269 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,096 I will never forgive you for this. 270 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,364 Eff you both! 271 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,067 Eff you all to H! 272 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,502 Larry, wait! 273 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,471 Whoa! Where'd that second one come from? 274 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:22,073 [laughter] 275 00:12:24,276 --> 00:12:32,817 [laughter continues] 276 00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:34,919 Our debate is at a critical juncture, 277 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:37,021 cats are urinating willy-nilly, 278 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,957 and you have the nerve to sleep in? 279 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:40,291 Someone needs to get laid. 280 00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,860 Or likes to get peed on. 281 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,329 Point is, sit down and shut the fuck up. 282 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,831 This cat law bullshit is finito. 283 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,099 That's right. 284 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,834 We're having a motherfucking vote 285 00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,302 all up in this bitch. 286 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,937 I'll second the shit out of that. 287 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:56,174 Okay. Who wants cat leashes? 288 00:12:56,176 --> 00:13:01,146 And those who are all like, 'no way'? 289 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,982 Okay. No leashes! 290 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,084 Free pussy! [laughs] 291 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,952 And the other thing. Don't forget the other thing. 292 00:13:07,954 --> 00:13:09,120 Oh yeah. 293 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,422 And Fitz - who is wicked by the way - 294 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:13,191 you guys should all hang with him - 295 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,393 is now deputy mayor. 296 00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:17,095 But you said I was gonna be deputy. 297 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,464 How would you like your face punched in, eh? 298 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,066 All right. Motion carried. 299 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,304 Richard Fitzpatrick is the man. 300 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:29,207 Now... I move we all go over to the Danger Zone 301 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,508 and have lunch. 302 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,010 The buffet is the bomb. 303 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,512 [laughs] That buffet... 304 00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,514 Come on! Come on, kids... 305 00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,316 You guys... 306 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,486 Fitz'll introduce you to all sorts of delicacies... 307 00:13:42,888 --> 00:13:44,122 Ah, that buffet. 308 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,057 Mr. Mayor! 309 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:02,040 How did your little apology go? 310 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,975 I'm done with apologies. 311 00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:06,377 You're in good company, friend. 312 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,918 I know we've had our share of differences 313 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,220 over the years, Larry. 314 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,988 But, as you can see, 315 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,123 the League of Sober Entrepreneurs prides itself 316 00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,359 on being an inclusive lobby group. 317 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,562 Please, have a seat. 318 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:30,635 If we are 'sober entrepreneurs' 319 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:32,237 why are we meeting in a bar? 320 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,571 Because fuck off, that's why. 321 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,641 The League of Sober Entrepreneurs? 322 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,476 'L.O.S.E.R.S.' for short. Shut up. 323 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,346 I said no acronyms and it's my group. 324 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:44,949 Now, as per our mission statement - 325 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,618 'The League of Sober Entrepreneurs 326 00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:49,654 lobbies government to destroy that degenerate dickhead, 327 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,155 Richard Fitzpatrick.' 328 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,591 'Dickhead' was my contribution. 329 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:56,394 We have the resources. We have the manpower. 330 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,396 Now we just need a plan. 331 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,935 I have a plan. 332 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:07,639 We'll hit Fitz where it hurts... 333 00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:12,243 Looks like someone's grown a set of lady balls. 334 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,118 Stand back, Miss Foxley. 335 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:22,420 With a one two combo of caring and compelling arguments, 336 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,256 I, Larry, will make our plan heard... 337 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,925 And hopefully implemented... 338 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,660 If... if people like it. 339 00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:30,595 You're planning. I'm execution. 340 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,163 I'll deal with Mayor Bitchass. 341 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,065 It's Andrews. 342 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,334 Mayor Andrews. 343 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,670 Let's skip the names and focus on the fucking. 344 00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:40,271 Focus on the what now? 345 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,539 Beg your pardon, ma'am? 346 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,675 Don't beg. Not yet. 347 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:48,646 That comes after I rip, tear, slap, lick, scream, claw, 348 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,983 spank, bite, suck, whip, slurp and swallow. 349 00:15:51,985 --> 00:15:53,251 Ah! 350 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,521 That's when you can beg. 351 00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,690 Does that sound ok to you? 352 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,660 If I yell yes and this is a dream, 353 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,662 will I wake myself up? 354 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,065 First things first. 355 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,733 We have a by-law to pass. 356 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:13,371 [laughter] 357 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,340 [mimicks laughter] 358 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:19,711 God damn mayor, what the fuck's he doing? 359 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,714 Fitz, I want you to know up front, 360 00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,983 this wasn't my idea! 361 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:28,319 So nice of you to join us, Richard. 362 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,687 What the fuck? 363 00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:33,658 The fuck, Mr. Fitzpatrick, is prohibition. 364 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,060 What are you losers talking about? 365 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:38,129 So you've heard of our organization? 366 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,330 Good. 367 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,698 You see, Maverick, 368 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,233 while you were at the Danger Zone, 369 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,601 we had a little chat with city council. 370 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,004 about Coverton's declining morality. 371 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,140 She's very... persuasive. 372 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,575 And they were only too happy to put 373 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:53,444 the last nail in the coffin of your pathetic dream. 374 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,747 A near-unanimous vote. 375 00:16:55,749 --> 00:16:57,682 If it makes you feel any better, buddy, 376 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,650 I abstained. 377 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,552 I told you not to fuck with me. 378 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,688 You backstabbing semen chugger. 379 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,423 This was your idea, wasn't it. 380 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,458 Sticks and stones may break my bones 381 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,427 but council passed the vote. 382 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,429 Coverton is a dry town, Richard. 383 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,664 The Summerwind will never open. 384 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,208 Well, we'll always have the Danger Zone, huh, buddy? 385 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:32,183 Council's controversial move to pass prohibition 386 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,420 has indignant citizens... 387 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,255 swarming the streets. 388 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,690 An emergency council session has been called 389 00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:42,827 for this afternoon to deal with the chaos... 390 00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,562 This is Melody Gray, 391 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,799 reporting live from the mean streets of Coverton. 392 00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,335 Prohibition - what are they, nuts? 393 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,139 Fitzy! 394 00:17:55,141 --> 00:17:56,307 Where the fuck have you been? 395 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,475 Here's the thing. 396 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,676 Your friends helped me realize 397 00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,279 it was high time I straighten up and fly right. 398 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:05,216 So I quit drinking and joined AA. 399 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:07,185 And you should join too. 400 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:09,821 How do you live with yourself? 401 00:18:09,823 --> 00:18:12,623 Cheap suits. Piece of shit car. 402 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,292 Now you want to deprive yourself 403 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,827 of the one thing that makes you happy? 404 00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:17,862 You're pathetic. 405 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,330 You're right. 406 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,598 I shouldn't have quit drinking. 407 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,400 What the hell was I thinking of? 408 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,701 AA? 409 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,636 All right, look. We can fix this, buddy. 410 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:28,172 We can really make it work... 411 00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,508 Um... maybe. Right? 412 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,244 Sit your flip-flopping ass down, and listen up. 413 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,512 Great idea. 414 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:36,147 Genius, actually. 415 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:37,548 Where do you come up with this stuff? 416 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,851 You need to act fast and repeal prohibition. 417 00:18:39,853 --> 00:18:42,687 Swift action. That's the move. 418 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,555 Right on, brother. 419 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,290 Well, wait, can I do that? 420 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,592 I'll have to ask someone. 421 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:48,826 Don't ask. Tell. 422 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,495 At today's council meeting. 423 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:51,796 Here's the thing. 424 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:54,832 I have a tummy ache so I'm gonna skip that. 425 00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,367 A couple nights ago 426 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,669 I saw you strip down to a lime green thong 427 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:01,205 and throat-punch a biker in pervert's row. 428 00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,673 I did? Oh yeah, you did. 429 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,175 And it was awesome. 430 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,777 You were unstoppable. And what now? 431 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,613 Flop sweats and shakes? 432 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,848 They tell me alcoholism is a disease... 433 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,551 Only symptom I've seen is the vagina you've grown. 434 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,153 What? No, I - 435 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,554 Oh, you're speaking metaphorically. 436 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,289 You hear all those people out there? 437 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,724 Rioting in the streets? 438 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,759 [birds chirping] 439 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,694 You know why? 440 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:27,331 Because they're in pain. Pain that you caused. 441 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,534 Oh my God. What have I done? 442 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,836 You want to make it up to them? To me? 443 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,271 Axe prohibition. 444 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,839 Everyone will forgive and forget. 445 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,307 Don't listen to him. 446 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,276 He doesn't know anything about forgiveness. 447 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,477 He's right. 448 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:40,945 You can't trust anything Fitz has to say on this issue. 449 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,648 You're right. I can't. 450 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,748 Why not? 451 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,717 He isn't here for the good of the people. 452 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,386 Richard only wants to repeal prohibition 453 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,720 so he can open his lounge. 454 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,189 It's a clear conflict of interest, 455 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,325 and it's selfish and manipulative and mean. 456 00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,560 Don't listen to these schmucks. 457 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,962 You make up your own mind... 458 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,730 ...and do what I say. 459 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,932 Totally. 460 00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:03,668 Well... I can see that both of you 461 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:07,305 present really, really, compelling arguments... 462 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,408 Take both of those arguments to council... 463 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,310 You! 464 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,845 Get your ass to council chambers. 465 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,614 We gotta get this town drinking again! 466 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:25,957 [exhales] God, do I miss that smell. 467 00:20:25,959 --> 00:20:27,525 Me too. 468 00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,726 Ah! 469 00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,762 What the hell are you doing? Well, don't make your hair smell like daisies 470 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,464 if you don't want people to smell it. 471 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,567 I mean in my apartment, Chester. 472 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,403 You left your bedroom window unlocked. 473 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:42,340 I wanted to make sure you knew before someone broke in. 474 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:45,977 Chester, you have got to leave me alone. 475 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:49,847 And that includes singing Coldplay on my voice mail. 476 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,916 But I brought the renovation plans. 477 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,452 This doesn't mean we can't still start a home practice. 478 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,886 Can't you just see it? 479 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:58,322 You and me working side by side? 480 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,825 Baby Chester frolicking at our feet? 481 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:05,363 Chester, our relationship is over. 482 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,597 I will not renege 483 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,599 on the promise my spermatozoa made to your ovum. 484 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:11,736 My pregnant wife will not leave me 485 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,604 for some booze swiller. 486 00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,707 People change. 487 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,442 Fitz cares about me. 488 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,344 He cares about us. 489 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,580 Fitz cares about one thing. 490 00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:24,348 I see the way he looks at you. 491 00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,318 All he wants is for that baby to be out of your belly. 492 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,786 So you and he can... 493 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,626 You had a threesome with my baby? 494 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,996 Chester... 495 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,766 About the baby... 496 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:43,968 Ahh! Die! Die! 497 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,403 Why won't you die? 498 00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,338 How dare you impregnate my wife! 499 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:50,741 Hey! Hey! I just had sex with her. 500 00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,710 She did the rest. 501 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:53,878 Don't listen to him. 502 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,714 He will twist your mind, steal your family 503 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,750 and rub your tender heart against a cheese grater. 504 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,386 Get him out of here! This is a closed session! 505 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,854 You see? You see? 506 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:07,525 This isn't about prohibition. Or what's good for this town. 507 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:09,360 These L.O.S.E.R. assholes are out to get me. 508 00:22:09,362 --> 00:22:11,062 They're here because they hate me. 509 00:22:11,064 --> 00:22:12,330 I don't hate you. 510 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,332 Of course you do. 511 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,666 No Richard. 512 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,735 Hate didn't bring me here today. 513 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,539 Hope did. 514 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,740 Oh cool. 515 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,842 Like the black guy named after that terrorist. 516 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,877 All his ideas seemed to work out. 517 00:22:26,879 --> 00:22:28,045 Go ahead. 518 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,947 I'm here because I believe, 519 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,017 deep down, people are good. 520 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:36,687 But it can be difficult to bring that goodness out of them. 521 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:41,025 Sometimes you have to force them to see it. 522 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:44,595 Am I the only guy who thinks that sounds kinda rapey? 523 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:48,032 Mr. Mayor, I applaud you. 524 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:53,738 I think you are a man of action, integrity and... 525 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,606 ...intestinal fortitude. 526 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,575 I think I am, too. 527 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,743 He's bullshitting you, Andrews. 528 00:22:58,745 --> 00:23:00,511 Don't fall for his touchy feely crap. 529 00:23:00,513 --> 00:23:03,614 Mayor, you have the power to convince people 530 00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,617 to do what's right, no matter how hard that may be. 531 00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:10,621 It's time to give the people of Coverton what they need. 532 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,157 Some tough love. 533 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,459 Yeah... 534 00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:16,761 Yeah! 535 00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,763 I'm gonna love the shit out of this town 536 00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:21,031 whether they like it or not. 537 00:23:21,033 --> 00:23:23,901 I motion to declare a state of emergency. 538 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,836 Expand police powers. 539 00:23:25,838 --> 00:23:28,773 Redouble our efforts to make sure prohibition sticks. 540 00:23:28,775 --> 00:23:30,674 Second! What the fuck? 541 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,511 All those for? 542 00:23:33,513 --> 00:23:35,112 So carried. 543 00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,620 See Fitz? I've got balls. 544 00:24:01,174 --> 00:24:03,774 You happy now, Larry? 545 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:06,610 Destroyed my dream and my life. 546 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,079 No Richard, you did. 547 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,115 With your selfishness. 548 00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:14,051 That's a shit apology. 549 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:17,588 By the way, I don't accept, cock pocket. 550 00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:19,523 All these years, 551 00:24:19,525 --> 00:24:21,492 I've fought everything you are 552 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,727 in a vain attempt to make you change. 553 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,896 Doing the same thing and expecting different results - 554 00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,598 That's insanity. 555 00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:32,770 No, insanity is some prostate milking assbandit 556 00:24:32,772 --> 00:24:34,672 showing up in a bunny suit 557 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,173 claiming to be my conscience. 558 00:24:36,175 --> 00:24:39,009 You're the one who betrayed me. 559 00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:42,046 And aided in the debauchery of an innocent girl. 560 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,214 Innocent? 561 00:24:43,216 --> 00:24:45,082 You only met Iris 562 00:24:45,084 --> 00:24:47,051 because I hired her to keep you company. 563 00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:50,955 You did? 564 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:52,556 Thanks for not closing the deal. 565 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,124 Saved me a bundle. 566 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:59,630 Richard... Do you know what this means? 567 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,599 You care about me. 568 00:25:01,601 --> 00:25:03,067 Really and truly. 569 00:25:03,069 --> 00:25:04,668 I only did it to distract your dumb ass 570 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,504 from fucking up my campaign. 571 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,138 No, Richard, hiring Iris. 572 00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:10,541 That was... nice. 573 00:25:10,543 --> 00:25:12,176 Consider it a parting gift. 574 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:14,912 You can't leave now. We're finally making progress. 575 00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:17,081 I never wanted you in my fucking life in the first place! 576 00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:18,649 I don't need a fucking conscience! 577 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,917 And I never will! 578 00:25:22,053 --> 00:25:25,256 [tires squeal] 579 00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:36,033 Your sobriety isn't just a commitment to yourself, 580 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,801 it's a commitment to others. 581 00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:40,838 In step 9, we'll learn the value of making ammends 582 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,007 to those we've harmed with our disease. 583 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:46,243 Oh, you are right. You are so right. 584 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,313 Aw, Fitzy, I have to apologize! 585 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,048 I have to make amends! 586 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,250 I never meant to hurt you, buddy. 587 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,986 You did so much for me! 588 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:02,192 [cars honking] 589 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:03,894 [sobbing] 590 00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:07,031 Fitzy! [sobbing] 591 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,737 I'll miss you, buddy. 592 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,141 Hey, remember that time we got drunk together? 593 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,710 Sure you do. 594 00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:31,889 Fitz, I've made up my mind. 595 00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:34,058 I'm going back to work 596 00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:35,659 and it does not make me a bad mother 597 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:39,063 no matter what anyone says - including my mother. Your mother is dead. 598 00:26:39,065 --> 00:26:43,634 Exactly. Just hours after declaring a state of emergency, 599 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:47,938 And being unhappy would make me dead too - inside. Mayor Andrews suffered what police have described as 600 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,840 a 'sober Driving accident.' 601 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,209 Hell yeah. 602 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,311 With the mayor's life hanging by a thread, 603 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:59,750 governance of Coverton falls to his Deputy Mayor... 604 00:26:59,752 --> 00:27:02,319 ...Richard Fitzpatrick. 605 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,888 Ring a ding ding. God help us all. 606 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:07,124 This is Melody Gray reporting live 607 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,994 from the scene of the accident. 608 00:27:09,996 --> 00:27:11,362 Pray for Mayor Andrews. 609 00:27:11,364 --> 00:27:13,197 Ring a ding ding. 49828

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