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Previouslyon Call Me Fitz...
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Thanks to you,
Edith Kinkman,
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president of the Coverton's
Ladies Auxilary,
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the most powerful
women's group in town,
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is dead.
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Think of the good times,
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like that moment
of happiness seven months ago
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when you and Richard...
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OH MY GOODNESS!
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You win the election,
you make me City Manager.
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Yeah, but that's the job
those drones
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give their old war buddies -
their friends.
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Well, that makes rule one easier, because
friends don't sleep with friends' friends.
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Or their enemies.
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You locked Coverton's
most prominent journalist
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in the trunk of a car?
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My article is finished
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and so is your
political career!
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You sent Melody's carto the crusher!
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For fuck sake,put her down!
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If you have a chance
of winning this election,
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it's by doing the same thing
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that got you here
in the first place.
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Being yourself!
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I'm gonna own up
to every scandal,
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every bad thing
I've ever done.
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Because I'm
Richard Fitzpatrick,
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the last honest man.
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♪
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Honesty.
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Who fucking knew?
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Two weeks beforethe election,
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and everythingis coming up Fitz.
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Everyone loves me:The unwed mothers lookingfor a little support-
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The small business owners
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trying to earn an honest buck-
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The civil liberties crowd.
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These are my people-
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-The immoral majority.
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And I, RichardFucking Fitzpatrick,
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owe it to them totell it like it is...
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I'm riding thishonesty bullshit
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all the way to City Hall.
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The whole truth
and nothing but.
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That is what I promise you.
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Why? Because I am
the last honest man.
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The Summerwind, baby.
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Nothing can stop me now...
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If you're so honest,
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where have you been
the last 25 years, Dad?
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♪
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You can't fool me, kid.
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I'm the king of the shakedown.
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So, cut to the chase.
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How much to make you go away?
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I don't want your money.
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I'm on a full
academic scholarship.
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Then what do you want?
Women? Men?
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I'll make some calls.
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I want you to know
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the pain you put
my Mom through.
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It's not my fault some
broad forgot her safe word.
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Is that all Linda
O'Neill was to you?
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Some broad?
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Linda... Linda...
Blonde?
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Always asking for
rides and money?
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She wanted you to drive
her to Planned Parenthood.
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And cover half the bill.
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Right...
Miss Clingy.
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You ruined her life!
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She had to drop out
of school to raise me.
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And then you denied
my existence.
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I didn't deny it.
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I never knew.
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What about all those
requests for child support?
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Look, this is a
misunderstanding.
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Give me a few days
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and I'll sort this shit out.
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You had over twenty-five
years to sort it out.
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Tomorrow, I tell the world
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how honest Richard
Fitzpatrick really is.
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Fuck.
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We've got to shut
this little twerp up.
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You might not be able
to see it right now,
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but there is a silver
lining to this dark cloud.
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What silver lining?
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A secret kid kind of undercuts
our honesty platform.
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Not if Richard honestly
didn't know about him-
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I honestly didn't
know about him.
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-And declares publicly
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that he is ready to welcome
Barry into his life.
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I'll declare shit.
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I mastered the
art of the pullout
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long before that little
bastard was conceived.
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A paternity test will
clear this whole mess up.
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Or you can become the
dad Barry never had
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and show the voters that
Richard Fitzpatrick
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is more than an
alcoholic party boy.
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He is an alcoholic party boy
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slash loving family man!
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Dot's idea is easier.
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It's a Wurlitzer.
It's worth forty.
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But I'll let it go
for thirty-nine.
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Thirty-eight is
my final offer.
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Thirty-five.
Thirty.
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Cheap son of a bitch.
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What the fuck are
you doing here?
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We can't open Meghan
Fitzpatrick Motors
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without the secret ingredient.
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Meghan
Fitzpatrick!
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Maybe I wasn't clear
about the arrangement.
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You'll be a silent partner,
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emphasis on "shut
the fuck up."
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But you said that
you needed me.
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That you should have
partnered with me
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instead of Richard.
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That I've always secretly
been your favorite.
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I never said
any of that.
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I'll tell you one
thing you did say-
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Go play in traffic?
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The only people you
can trust are family.
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One day, Daddy,
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you're going to want a real
relationship with me...
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or at least someone to
change your adult diaper.
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And what are you going
to do if I'm gone?
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Dance a fucking jig.
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Look at this place,
Richard.
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Impressionable youngsters
yearning for learning,
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we should 'Rock the Vote!'
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I'd like to teach
her somethin'.
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Hey darlin', would you like
to earn some extra credit?
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Actually, a lot of credit.
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Wow, you made a
sexual euphemism
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out of a simple sentence.
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That was so smart.
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I bet it impresses
all the ladies
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down at the assisted
living facility.
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This guy bothering
you, Natalie?
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And now here's Barry with his
outdated ideas of gender roles.
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I was only trying to help.
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Oh, Barry, please
defend my honor
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by kicking
grandpa's pervy ass.
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While I kick yours
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by winning the Felcher Watt.
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You kiss your mother
with that mouth?
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If so, can I watch?
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What are you doing here?
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[gasp]
Is that...?
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Oh, look at you two.
A spitting image.
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He has your eyes.
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Guys!
Cheese!
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Who's the creepy uncle?
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I'm a very important part
of your father's life.
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Alleged father.
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And I brought him here for
some long overdue bonding.
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With baseball mittens!
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Guys?
Maybe later.
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What is this, a photo-op?
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Some lame attempt
at political spin?
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I'll level with you, Kid.
We came here to steal
a DNA sample off you
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to prove you're not a Fitz.
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Classy guy.
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You want my DNA?
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A travel toothbrush?
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I told you
he's not mine.
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What do I get?
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Barry, I promise you,
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if this test proves
Richard is your father,
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he will make a public
apology to you and your Mom-
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Since fucking when?
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-As long as you give
him a chance to prove
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he's not the heartless
narcissistic
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womanizing predator your
mother made him out to be.
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Let's get it over with.
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Twenty-five years I've
waited for this moment.
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To give me a used toothbrush?
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To ruin your life
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as much as you ruined mine.
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How many deadbeat dads do you
think get elected to city council?
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That's so cute.
Now let's go bond, you guys!
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Bond! Bond!
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Mechanic!
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The carburetor
in that Civic
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still chokes the
engine like the leash
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of western imperialism
chokes our homeland.
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Kind of busy here, guys.
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This has been your
excuse for many weeks.
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What could be more important
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than customer
service and profits?
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How about the fate
of the free world, assholes?
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[whimpering]
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I am concerned for
the hairy one.
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All he does is stare
at his mobile device.
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We should help him.
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Perhaps give him ice cream.
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If I learned one thing
from my time with Meghan,
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it is the mood altering
effect of frozen treats.
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When the camel is lame,
we shoot the camel.
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That is our way.
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We also eat the camel.
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We are Pashtun.
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We never depend on outsiders.
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Why are you so obsessed
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with upholding traditions
that are clearly ineffective?
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Josh brings much
needed capital
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to our failing enterprise.
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I forbid you from contact
with the cadet from space.
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Eh-eh!
Do I make myself clear?
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Yes cousin...
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Good.
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Thanks, sweet knees.
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You hang out here?
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It's my home away from home.
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Your home must be
a real shithole.
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Hey!
Dot's on her way to the clinic
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with your toothbrush
and your...
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semen sample.
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They test DNA off
saliva, you know.
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I don't want to
take any chances.
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So, Barry, tell
us about yourself.
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How's school?
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Are you dating?
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There might be someone...
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Girlfriends are for homos.
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You're in college.
Play the field.
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Experiment.
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Yeah.
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Maybe I can experiment
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with getting some girl
pregnant and then ditching her.
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Thumbs up.
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Holy shit.
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It is true.
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You actually produced a
kid that isn't a mutant.
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You're not a mutant, are you?
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I'm a scientist.
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Well, la de da.
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Call me when you've split
the atom, Dr. Freud.
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Maybe then I'll be impressed.
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Larry, the idea is to not
tell the whole fucking world.
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Richard, this is family.
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Ken, I'd like you
to meet Barry.
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Barry, this is Ken.
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Call him grandpa.
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Call me Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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Barry, you say
you're a scientist?
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What field are you working in?
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I'm doing my doctorate
in medical nanotechnology.
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You want my advice?
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Not at all.
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Fuck that shit.
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The real money's in quality
pre-owned automobiles.
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If you're ever looking
for a new career...
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What a coccydynia.
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It means he's a
pain in the ass.
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Got that right, kid.
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You do haveone thing in common.
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You both hate your
biological fathers!
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Fuck off, Larry.
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Take a number.
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Dot...
Foxley, isn't it?
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Mmmm.
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Ali Devon.
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You've been
waiting long?
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00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:23,081
Just got here.
265
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,086
So...
266
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:31,022
Oh.
Genetic compatibility testing.
267
00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,357
Oh.
268
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,726
Well, I...
269
00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,861
hope you pass.
270
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,001
Cut the crap, Foxley.
271
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,769
What are you really doing here?
272
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,775
This may find this hard
for you to believe, Devon,
273
00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:54,179
but the entire world
doesn't revolve around you.
274
00:11:54,181 --> 00:11:55,814
You think you're the only
one who can throw her legs open
275
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,849
and let someone
poke her uterus?
276
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,050
Oh poor Dot,
277
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,385
she couldn't possibly balance
278
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:01,986
marriage and a
vibrant personal life
279
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:03,221
with a career and motherhood.
280
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,355
She'll never have it all.
281
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:05,857
Not like you.
282
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:08,093
But you've got it all
figured out, don't you?
283
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,328
I guess you're Miss Perfect.
284
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:13,231
No wonder everyone
loves Ali Devon.
285
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,966
Well, let me tell you
something, sis --
286
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,068
[chime rings]
287
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,480
Wow.
288
00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:31,483
Your dad made you fish
your mom's diaphragm
289
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:32,951
out of the toilet?
290
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,453
Worst Easter ever.
291
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,989
Here you go...
"Son."
292
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,357
Thanks...
"Dad."
293
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,825
[laughs]
294
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:42,761
What's wrong with
you, fuck sock?
295
00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:45,063
Are you drunk
or something?
296
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,332
Drunk on this growing
love connection.
297
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,334
Are you some kind of
emotional parasite?
298
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,002
A monkey!
299
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:52,504
Hey, little fella...
300
00:12:52,506 --> 00:12:53,938
What's his name?
301
00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,140
Magic.
Just leave him alone.
302
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,408
Natalie doesn't like people
playing with her baboon.
303
00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,345
You share this place
with That Bitch Natalie?
304
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,946
She's not that bad.
305
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,114
Hey, buddy.
306
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,816
Anyway,
here's where I've spent
307
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,384
the last five
years of my life,
308
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:08,953
perfecting my research.
309
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,288
On how not to get laid?
310
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,058
No...
Suspended in this liquid
311
00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,327
are millions of nanobots.
312
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:21,833
Microscopic robots
that work in unison
313
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,802
to help humanity.
314
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,504
When I prove they can
prevent acid reflux,
315
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,374
I'm a shooin for the
Felcher Watt Fellowship.
316
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,110
If Natalie doesn't
beat me to it.
317
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,411
The Felcher what?
318
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,512
You've heard of it?
319
00:13:34,514 --> 00:13:36,181
Sure, totally.
320
00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,549
Barry, that's so impressive.
321
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,083
Isn't that right, Magic?
322
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,085
Yes it is.
323
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:44,489
Isn't there already a
cure for acid reflux?
324
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,825
It's not the cure
that matters,
325
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:48,359
it's the nanotechnology.
326
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,861
If I win the grant,
327
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:53,064
it'll pay my way through
another decade of research.
328
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:56,534
Fucking the system
out of money?
329
00:13:56,536 --> 00:13:58,236
That's my boy.
330
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,405
This career is what my
mother always wanted for me.
331
00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:02,607
I just hope I don't
disappoint her.
332
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,442
So long as you
try your best,
333
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,078
Richard and I will always
be proud of you.
334
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,980
Quit gaying up
the joint, Larry.
335
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,217
This calls for a toast.
336
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:15,353
No thank you,
designated driver.
337
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,355
More for me and Barry.
338
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,424
Barry -
seeing what you've done here
339
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,960
makes me so glad
I may or may not
340
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,629
have avoided driving your mom
to the abortion clinic.
341
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,366
Me too.
342
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,001
Giddyup.
343
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,003
Richard!
That's not alcohol!
344
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,606
My nanobots?
345
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,040
[belch]
346
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,309
Five years of research
347
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,345
down your intestinal tract?
348
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:41,646
No great loss.
[belch]
349
00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,147
They don't work very well.
350
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:47,218
[groans]
351
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:54,259
[stomach gurlges]
352
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,961
Richard, this isn't how
you should deal with your guilt.
353
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,529
You made a mistake.
Now it's time to fix it.
354
00:14:58,531 --> 00:14:59,898
What guilt?
355
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,000
Dot's on her way to the
paternity lab for the results.
356
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,202
Whether Barry is your
biological son or not,
357
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,070
he needs you now
more than ever.
358
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,138
You have to help him out.
359
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,640
It's the responsible
thing to do.
360
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,008
You help him.
361
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,509
You're the one who thought
I could be a good father.
362
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,478
Which means you're the one
who fucked up here.
363
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,213
Nice work, ass crust!
364
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,681
You know how bad it feels
365
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,483
when your father
lets you down.
366
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,184
Remember in middle school
367
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,986
when you and Josh
tried to cut an album?
368
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,322
And then Ken "accidentally"
taped over it
369
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,391
and never did
anything to apologize.
370
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,525
That drunk asshole.
371
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,993
But you're not Ken.
372
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,628
You don't wallow in
pity over your mistakes.
373
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,363
You take responsibility
for your actions.
374
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:33,498
Since when?
375
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,933
Since you became
Richard Fitzpatrick,
376
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,101
the last honest man.
377
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,436
Fuck.
378
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,005
You got bolt cutters?
379
00:15:41,007 --> 00:15:43,207
I believe I do.
380
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:46,344
Nothing says sorry, kid
381
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,379
like
some old fashioned sabotage.
382
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,647
Just a thought.
383
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,982
Maybe breaking and entering
384
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,383
isn't the solution to
all of life's problems.
385
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:53,651
It's not, Larry.
But sabotage is.
386
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,286
Destroying That Bitch
Natalie's research
387
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,288
will level the playing field.
388
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:05,596
Okay, little buddy.
Fuck off.
389
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,034
What's the matter with you,
huh?
390
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,036
Who knew a medical test animal
would be too sick to move?
391
00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:13,404
I've got just the thing
to perk him up.
392
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,006
You can't give him your drugs.
393
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,041
Relax, Larry.
I didn't pay for 'em.
394
00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:18,343
There you go, buddy.
395
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,510
Come on...
396
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,280
Go on, take it.
397
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:29,487
[grunting]
398
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,589
Merry Christmas,
Barry.
399
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:41,499
Josh?
400
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,369
I have brought you a treat.
401
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,371
Something to cheer you up.
402
00:16:50,275 --> 00:16:52,343
No! No!
403
00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:55,279
I assure you,
404
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,547
there will not be
seventy virgins
405
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,683
awaiting you in paradise.
406
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,486
What are you talking about?
407
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,554
God does not approve of
committing suicide...
408
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,123
without an explosion.
409
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,724
This isn't suicide.
410
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,127
This is Optimo Primo.
411
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:12,630
The car that turns into a bong.
412
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:15,633
When I saw you,
I thought the worst.
413
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:19,337
I'm just having
one of those days.
414
00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:20,371
A Wednesday?
415
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:23,508
No! You know those
days when you wake up
416
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,610
and realize Fitz has cut
you out of his campaign,
417
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:29,247
and you're still waiting for
a call from your handler,
418
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,516
and you start wondering if you
even have a purpose in life.
419
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,151
I have never woken
up in the morning
420
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,419
and thought
those things.
421
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:36,154
Whenever I'm down,
Fitzie always blazes one with me
422
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,257
and helps put my problems
into perspective.
423
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,194
Would you?
424
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,797
If Cousin ever found out...
425
00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:49,600
[engine revs]
426
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,668
Very well.
427
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,470
Really?
428
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,638
Yes!
429
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,806
Optimo Primo assemble!
430
00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:58,276
[makes machine noises]
431
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:01,412
You gonna get in or what?
432
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,814
C'mon, c'mon!
433
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,460
What the hell are you doing?
434
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:17,862
Shredding the
competition's research.
435
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,697
It's not the most
ethical way to help,
436
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:22,300
but Richard wants you
to achieve your dreams.
437
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,135
And you're welcome.
438
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,436
You idiots!
439
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,106
All you've done
is ruin my chances
440
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,807
with the one thing
I actually wanted.
441
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,844
A paternal bond with
your biological father?
442
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,146
No, you mental defective.
443
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,581
You think it's a coincidence
444
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:39,450
I happen to run into Natalie
around campus?
445
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,452
Set up a desk in her lab?
446
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,688
You're stalking
That Bitch Natalie?
447
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,357
I told you we just
had to get him laid.
448
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,227
Where'd the baboon go?
449
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,596
Do I look like his
social secretary?
450
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:52,864
He ran out the door.
451
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,699
That's the last we saw of him.
I'm sure he's fine.
452
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,435
He's HIV positive.
He's dying.
453
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,636
Dying to party.
454
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,238
I gave him a
little pick me up.
455
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,140
Sildenafil Citrate.
456
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,342
You gave him erectile
dysfunction medication?
457
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,577
I don't need it.
It just enhance my pleasure.
458
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,347
We have to get him back!
459
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,919
[coughs]
460
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,622
This ice cream is
so delicious.
461
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,390
Triple fudge.
462
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:22,260
Everything should be tripled.
463
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,595
Cousin would
think it decadent.
464
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,697
He and his fatwas.
465
00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,466
It's always here a fatwa.
466
00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,834
There a Fatwa.
467
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:31,302
Everywhere a fatwa.
468
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,838
[laughter]
469
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,439
I gotta tell you something.
470
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,909
But promise you'll
keep this between us.
471
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:42,180
Star and crescent my heart.
472
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,716
I have a secret past.
473
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,285
I've been under
cover for years.
474
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,187
Operation Blackout.
475
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,855
I'm a sleeper agent.
476
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,423
Special Forces.
477
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,624
Sweet...
478
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,293
I was reactivated,
479
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,861
then told to "hold position."
480
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:58,563
My C.O. hasn't called since.
481
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,398
I don't know if HQ was hit,
482
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,666
if the mission's
been cancelled -
483
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:04,969
or if they're
going to cancel me.
484
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,437
With extreme prejudice.
485
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,640
The mass of your predicaments
486
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,842
is indeed quite heavy.
487
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,377
But all that matters
488
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,213
is that when the time comes,
489
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,315
you'll be ready.
490
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,683
Yeah...
491
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,585
triple ready.
492
00:20:20,587 --> 00:20:22,220
You just need the
phone to ring.
493
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:25,623
[phone rings]
494
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,425
BOTH: Whoa.
495
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,231
Yeah, yeah.
496
00:20:35,801 --> 00:20:37,268
Agent McTaggart.
497
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,669
Josh, I need youto come to campus
498
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,705
and take downan AIDS monkey.
499
00:20:42,641 --> 00:20:44,275
Is it the call?
500
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:45,977
Close enough.
501
00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,279
Rock on, my friend.
502
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:51,882
Or may I call you -
cousin from another race?
503
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:54,852
Yeah!
504
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,956
Good afternoon, everyone.
505
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,625
I have a quick announcement.
506
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,927
If any of you
run into a monkey
507
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,762
that answers to the
name of Magic...
508
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,331
...Please contact campus
security immediately.
509
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,333
Do not approach him
under any circumstances.
510
00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,469
If he tries to approach
you, just say no.
511
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,570
Then go.
And tell.
512
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,804
What the fuck did you do?
513
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,606
Good, you heard.
Saves us a trip.
514
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,576
We kind of accidentally
let your monkey escape.
515
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,811
Magic's a baboon,
you hydrocephalic.
516
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,580
As for you, you sabotaging
son of a bitch...
517
00:21:22,582 --> 00:21:23,714
It wasn't me, I swear.
518
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,849
He's telling the truth.
519
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:25,850
Totally.
It was Larry.
520
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,451
I don't give a
fuck what happened, okay?
521
00:21:27,453 --> 00:21:29,587
I've got five years of my life
invested in Magic.
522
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:32,823
So find him or I'm turning
you into my test subjects, okay?
523
00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:34,992
Relax.
I've got my best guy on it.
524
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,327
[screaming]
525
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,695
Take it easy, people!
526
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,864
It's just one AIDS monkey!
No need to panic!
527
00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,566
It's not like there's
a herd of AIDS monkeys or...
528
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:44,535
Oh, I get it.
529
00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,474
No, that's not it.
530
00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:54,312
High ground...
531
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:55,813
Perfect.
532
00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:06,991
[loud grunting]
533
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:08,492
I promise I will
make this right.
534
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:09,994
You probably
planned this whole thing.
535
00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,529
Holy fuck, it's a monkey!
536
00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:12,997
Whatever you do,
don't look him in the eye!
537
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:15,399
He'll feel threatened and
he will fuck you in the ear.
538
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:22,673
[screaming]
539
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,108
Go get Magic's travel cage now!
540
00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,776
Richard, do you have
any more of those pills?
541
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:27,011
He seemed to like those.
542
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,346
He won't trust you.
543
00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,480
At least I didn't
give him AIDS.
544
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:30,848
Just go grab him,
numbnuts.
545
00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:33,384
Come on, little guy!
546
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:35,019
Here, AIDS monkey.
547
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,854
Here, AIDS monkey...!
548
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,123
Here,
AIDS monkey...!
549
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,059
Come here, little buddy!
550
00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,428
Target acquired.
551
00:22:49,968 --> 00:22:51,602
[loud shot]
552
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,870
Hey...
553
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,739
Oh My God!
554
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:55,840
A SHOOTER!
555
00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,141
Don't get your
tits in a knot.
556
00:22:57,143 --> 00:22:58,609
It's only a tranq gun.
557
00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,877
So that makes it ok?
558
00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:00,911
God, Natalie.
559
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:02,580
No wonder everyone
thinks you're a bitch.
560
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:15,126
I think I owe you an apology.
561
00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:17,027
For what?
562
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:19,697
I was being paranoid.
563
00:23:19,699 --> 00:23:22,566
This stupid election.
Chester and Fitz...
564
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,468
I think the campaign
has everyone on edge.
565
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:27,405
Re-evaluating priorities.
566
00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,707
I hope it's good news.
Thank you.
567
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,745
Ali Devon.
568
00:23:34,747 --> 00:23:37,681
Ah yes,
right here.
569
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,594
Aw, fuck me.
570
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:55,032
[groaning]
571
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:59,670
Gotta get my hands
on that damn dirty ape.
572
00:24:11,650 --> 00:24:12,783
Bang up job.
573
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:16,654
Want to come ruin
Thanksgiving this year too?
I do like turkey...
574
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:18,689
[whistling]
575
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:21,158
Why the fuck did
you shoot Larry?
576
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,960
Sorry, buddy.
577
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,161
I failed you.
578
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,830
It's not a
total failure.
579
00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:27,498
What about my fucking baboon?
580
00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,667
He's all horned up
on the medication.
581
00:24:29,669 --> 00:24:31,702
If someone was to
present himself...
582
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:33,938
Who died and made
you Jane Goodall?
583
00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:37,575
I've hung off every word
you've said for five years.
584
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:40,177
Every fuck off Barry, every
go to hell, microphallus...
585
00:24:40,179 --> 00:24:41,512
Huh?
586
00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,680
It's up to you, Josh.
587
00:24:42,682 --> 00:24:43,881
Lure the little
fucker out here
588
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,649
with your ape-like ass.
589
00:24:46,952 --> 00:24:49,019
I haven't heard those
words since basic training...
590
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,621
There's a cure for
monkey AIDS, right?
591
00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:52,623
Because of you,
there just might be.
592
00:24:52,625 --> 00:24:54,558
Okay...yeah!
593
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,195
Come on, little buddy.
Come on, buddy!
594
00:24:58,197 --> 00:24:59,964
Come on, come on...
595
00:24:59,966 --> 00:25:02,099
Come on,
hurry up.
596
00:25:02,101 --> 00:25:04,535
Is he comin' or what?
597
00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,770
Just like basic training.
It's just like basic training.
598
00:25:08,573 --> 00:25:11,008
Here he comes, Josh.
599
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:16,647
I feel his eyes on my ass.
I can feel his beady little
baboon eyes all over me, man.
600
00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:22,019
I don't want to do this anymore!
I don't want to do this anymroe!
601
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,589
Oh God, he's touching me,
bring the cage!
602
00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:27,258
Bring it in!
Bring it in, man!
603
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:31,282
I can't hold my position
anymore, man.
I'm not going to
hold this anymore.
604
00:25:31,283 --> 00:25:33,697
Go for the fruit!
Go for the fruit!
605
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,099
[sobbing]
Please go for the fruit!
606
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,905
You better buy me
a couple beers for this, pal.
607
00:25:40,907 --> 00:25:42,106
Nice work, soldier.
608
00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:43,574
Thank you, sir.
609
00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,914
I swear, setting him
free wasn't my idea.
610
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:53,217
But now he's back,
safe and sound.
611
00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,852
To eventually die from AIDS.
612
00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:56,887
You know, it's too bad
613
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:59,189
i make it a rule to never
date the competition.
614
00:26:01,259 --> 00:26:03,160
Natalie -
my research is ruined.
615
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,995
There's no way I can
win the fellowship now.
616
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:08,332
So, if you ever need any
help with your project -
617
00:26:08,334 --> 00:26:10,868
You could help me
vivisect him.
618
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:13,771
Love to.
619
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,241
Oh, hey, Fitz?
620
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,709
Save it, kid.
621
00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,044
Throwing away your future
622
00:26:20,046 --> 00:26:23,080
for a chance with the
science department slut?
623
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:25,649
I don't care what the
paternity tests say,
624
00:26:25,651 --> 00:26:27,651
you're a real Fitzpatrick.
625
00:26:27,653 --> 00:26:30,321
Yeah, I never want
to see you again.
626
00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:32,289
Any of you motherfuckers.
627
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,326
Yep.
628
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:40,598
A real Fitzpatrick.
629
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,802
Great news.
You're not the father.
630
00:26:47,973 --> 00:26:49,940
I thought you'd be thrilled.
631
00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,043
Yeah, big relief.
632
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,179
Let the press know, will you?
633
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:57,014
I got shit to do.
634
00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,793
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