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Previouslyon Call Me Fitz...
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Over half of
the city councilors
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are members of the
Glen Downs Country Club.
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They control local politics.
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Fuck!
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It'll be good to get some
fresh blood into this place.
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I'll see you at
the initiation.
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When it's a male sacrifice,
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we cut off his johnson
and feast upon it.
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Yeah, I'm out.
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Melody Gray!
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I haven't seen you
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since you slept your way
through student council!
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I'm an ethical journalist.
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I only report the news
I manufacture.
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Six months I've been stuck
in this mental hospital,
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with no contact
from the outside world.
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Only thing you ever had
was your dealership,
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and now you got shit.
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I'm gonna get it back!
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Even if he got it back,
he cannot sell cars.
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Our agreement includes
a non-competition clause.
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Fitzpatrick cannot own a
dealership, any dealership.
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Unless he opened it
in someone else's name!
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You're all goin' down,
fuckers!
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[laughs]
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I'm Richard Fitzpatrick,
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and I approvethis message.
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Coverton.
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There was a time when this shithole
wasn't such a shithole.
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On election day, you can help
return this shithole to its former glory.
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How?
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Vote for me,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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[car honks]
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Hey, way to ruin the fucking
shot, shit berry!
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Asshole!
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Why vote for me?
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Because I'm an outsider,
like you.
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I don't care about budgets,
or by-laws,
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or any other bullshit.
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I care about people.
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And I'm here to help you.
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There's a reason
you're single, scowlie.
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So if you're happy
with high taxes,
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crumbling infrastructure,
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and sexually inexperienced
politicians,
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go ahead and waste your vote
on Chester Vince.
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But if you want real change?
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Your hero has arrived,
Coverton.
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My name is Richard
Fitzpatrick.
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But you can call me Fitz.
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Fucking masterpiece.
I'll schedule a reshoot.
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♪
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You blew our entire
advertising budget
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on Ebony Jugs magazine?
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Oh!
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Budget price for
a national spot.
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For a municipal election.
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We need to spend
our money wisely.
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And try to reach
a wider demographic
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than "exposed lady-parts
aficionados."
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The only demographic
Chester Vince
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is currently not
kicking our ass in.
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Do you even know how big
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the ethnic community
in Coverton is?
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Well, I bet it's big.
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Don't you worry, buddy.
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On election day,
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shit like this
won't even matter.
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Shit like what?
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Like anyone's going to
believe Chester is a hero.
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He doesn't have x-ray
vision or a cape...
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Or a utility belt.
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Perfect example.
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This is why Chester Vince
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is killing us with
the ethnic vote.
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Because he's actually
targeting the ethnic vote.
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In Richard's defence -
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it is Ebony Jugs.
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And the ethnic groups
all love Chester.
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He's like some kind
of white Jesus.
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What the fuck are
you talking about?
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The ethnics love me.
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Mai Ling gave me extra
chicken balls last week -
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if you know what I'm sayin'.
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Richard, you shouldn't
use the "E" word.
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We need to show voters
that you care
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about all
people the same.
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Fuck me!
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You know what?
Every time I turn my back,
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that Vince is one-upping me.
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You turds need to up
my profile, big time.
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I'm the hero of the people,
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not that dick-licker.
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Now get me the ethnic vote.
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How?
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Three hours, and I want ideas.
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Fifty bucks?
I'm not that desperate.
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Forty.
And your diazepam.
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We split the diazepam.
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All right.
Let's do this.
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Yes!
Come and get it.
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Oh yeah.
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Going to pay those
student loans.
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Hurry up,
what's taking so long?
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[gasp]
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Hey!
What the fuck, man!
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Hey!
That was my date.
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Pack your shit.
We're going home.
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Not until you tell
me what you want.
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To know my daughter
is happy and healthy
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and free to sign a lease on
a new dealership.
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I knew it!
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I got to get around whatever crap
those flying carpet munchers put in
the contract.
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Non-compete clause my ass.
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And you want to work with me?
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Never shoulda sold
the family business
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to those gooks.
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Biggest mistake I ever made.
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Keep it in the family,
that's what grandpa said.
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Even if they're
fucking retards.
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How 'bout it, kid,
You and me?
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Ninety-ten.
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Fifty-fifty.
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Eighty-twenty.
Gross.
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Seventy-five-twenty-five.
Net.
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That's my little retard.
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No matter how hard I try,
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I can't make Richard happy.
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You should know, titmouse,
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because you're dead
because of my failure.
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[high-pitched sob]
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Are you ok?
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Sorry, I didn't mean
to startle you,
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you just sounded so sad.
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Iris.
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Oh, Larry.
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Who are you visiting?
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Oh, a noble bird who
died needlessly
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and deserved
a proper burial.
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You?
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My fluffy little cuddly...
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...Bunny?
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He got away from
me one morning
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and was crossing
the road when a...
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...Mustang ran him over?
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It's been a tough three years.
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Three years.
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I'm here everyday after work.
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I just can't seem to let go.
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Such a tragedy.
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You're a sweet soul, Larry.
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I'm sure it wasn't your fault.
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You wouldn't say that
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if you knew how
responsible I am for...
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everything.
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Richard's anger.
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The poor
dead titmouse.
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Jeepers, Larry.
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Pretty selfish of you
to take all the blame.
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Some of the rest
of us want to mourn too.
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I'm sorry - I didn't mean-
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I was just
kidding, silly.
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I can tell by your aura,
you're a good person.
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I wish every man was like you.
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Yeah.
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D-do you want...?
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Uh...
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Every man...
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Ahh!
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Richard Fitzpatrick
is not a hero.
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Yes I am,
dick sniffer.
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Richard Fitzpatrick is better.
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I'm listening.
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Richard Fitzpatrick
is EVERY MAN.
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Oh! That sounds
like a super-hero.
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He is a super-hero, Josh.
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Compassion is
Every Man's superpower.
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You understand the plight
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of the sweat shop employee
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struggling to put
food on the table,
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the inner city youth whose
only career choice is crime,
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the overqualified immigrant
stuck driving a cab...
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And you shoot laser beams
from your eyeballs!
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What do you think?
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I think it bites
while it sucks -
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and we all know
how bad that can be.
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[laughs]
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This isn't brain
surgery, Larry.
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We just need a way
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to make the ethnics love Fitz
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more than Chester.
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I love him more.
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Where the fuck have you been?
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I said three hours.
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Doing my job.
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Chester's holding a
surprise unity rally
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at City Hall.
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This afternoon.
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His multicultural drones
will be there.
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See guys?
This is simple.
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All we have to do is
hijack Chester's rally.
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So what do ethnics want?
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Equality is an
easy gift to give.
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And it's always free.
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There's one color
everyone loves.
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Green.
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Beautiful.
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Let's do that.
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Corruption? Bribery?
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This isn't how
Every Man operates.
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Yeah, he flies.
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And bullets bounce
off his chest.
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P-ting!
P-ting!
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And he's all like
'Ha ha ha ha!'
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That's what I'd do
if I was Every Man.
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Aw, and I'd have
a bitchin' cape.
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I'm afraid your daughter's
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not ready to be released,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
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She's still suffering from-
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-Paranoia, resentment,
delusions of grandeur,
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hypersensitivity,
excessive irritability,
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rapid mood swings,
and violent outbursts.
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That was one fucking time, and
I didn't know the bedpan was metal!
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In fact, I was
hoping to schedule
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some time with you, sir.
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I believe your daughter's
rage is a learned behavior.
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I'm as calm as
a summer breeze.
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[shouts] Now give me
my fucking daughter back!
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Well...
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I'm afraid I'm going to
have to ask you to leave now.
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Go ahead.
Ask.
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[alarm beeps]
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This way, please.
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Relax, Igor.
I'm leaving.
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Bye,
Daddy!
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I know what you're thinking.
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Another politician here
to talk about himself.
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Pause for laughter.
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But today isn't about patting
myself on the back
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for all the weapons
and drugs
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I've managed to get
off your streets.
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I want you to meet some
special friends of mine...
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Richard, please,
don't do this.
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Not only is bribery unethical,
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it's illegal.
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Vote for Fitz.
Vote for Fitz.
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Best place to
troll for votes-
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Some other guy's rally.
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This is Greg.
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A few short months ago,
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he was a
wretched lowlife.
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Reeked of alcohol and sweat.
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Slept in
puddles of his own urine,
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and sold himself for
money to buy drugs.
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And now I am clean.
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He doesn't have two
dimes to rub together,
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but he's not tempted
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by any of the drugs
on this table,
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even though a
tenth of these drugs
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could certainly buy his
way off the street.
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And it's all thanks to me.
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Coverton, the hero
you've been waiting for
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has finally arrived.
265
00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:47,439
And his name is Chester Vince!
266
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,873
[applause]
267
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,875
That's my fucking line.
268
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,880
[screams]
269
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,248
Nobody move!
270
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,451
This is Melody Gray,embedded at thepress conference,
271
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:01,419
where we are under attack.
272
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,121
Don't hurt us!
We have money!
273
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,956
Yeah?
274
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,792
Nice one, fuckwit.
275
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,327
[explosion]
276
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:15,133
[blaring music]
277
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:19,204
I call upon the
powers of equality!
278
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:20,739
What the fuck?
279
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:27,011
Black strength!
280
00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,013
Asian wisdom!
281
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:31,516
Russian endurance!
Super-fast!
282
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,752
Swiss organizational skills!
283
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,221
And...
American cheese!
284
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:38,089
How about Pashtun generosity?
285
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,758
We have our own
community centre!
286
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,226
All are welcome!
That's right, yes!
287
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,961
Except Kurds.
That's right.
288
00:12:42,963 --> 00:12:44,763
Get my money!
My money!
289
00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,800
Scram, punk.
290
00:12:52,905 --> 00:12:54,539
Yeah!
291
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:58,777
[indistinct shouts]
292
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,211
Fuck.
293
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,820
No one knows the swarthy
savior's secret origins,
294
00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:10,155
but one thing
is certain...
295
00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:12,257
The costumed
vigilante "Ethnic Man"
296
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,859
is quickly becoming
a local legend.
297
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:20,899
There I was, surrounded
by hooligans.
298
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,302
Then he came out of nowhere
brandishing an opium pipe.
299
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,806
He said: "Hey, you kids!
Stop teasing that man.
300
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,842
Smoke this instead."
301
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,344
And they did.
302
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,481
In a matter of days, Ethnic Man's unique brand of street justice
303
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,083
has reduced crimeall over Coverton -
304
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:41,553
except drug trafficking.
305
00:13:41,555 --> 00:13:42,987
But despite these statistics,
306
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,455
opinion about the
vigilante is mixed.
307
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:48,059
Ethnic Man's not racist.
Black is the absence of color.
308
00:13:48,061 --> 00:13:49,894
By painting his face black,
309
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,296
he's making a
decisive statement
310
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:54,032
about his dream of
a post racial world.
311
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,501
All I know is that I loves it
when the niggers win,
312
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:58,002
because they got nothing.
313
00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,904
What is racist is
choosing to ask me
314
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,506
what is racist
because I am not white.
315
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,575
You see,
you are the racist.
316
00:14:03,577 --> 00:14:04,943
You.
317
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,244
But whether you're
pro-Ethnic man,
318
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,612
or an uninformed idiot,
319
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,848
there's one thing we
can all agree on...
320
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,149
crime fighting in Coverton
321
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,550
just got a lot
more sexy.
322
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,285
Thank you, Ethnic Man,
323
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,422
wherever - andwhoever - you are.
324
00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,291
Call me.
325
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,493
It's not Ethnic Man,
it's Every Man!
326
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:25,330
I mean, I bet
that's what it is.
327
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,298
I mean,
how would I know, right?
328
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:28,566
I'm not Every Man.
329
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,001
Shut up, fucktard.
330
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:30,901
Plan B.
331
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,304
Everyone loves you
so you'll make them love me.
332
00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,874
Ethnic vote - boom.
333
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:43,314
I can't hide it
anymore.
334
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,250
I'm Every Man.
335
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:46,250
No shit.
336
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,519
That's why you're going to put
on your little clown outfit,
337
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,588
prance around at my rally
338
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,290
and tell everyone
you endorse me
339
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,625
for city council.
340
00:14:53,627 --> 00:14:55,293
I'll start
on the permits.
341
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:58,263
We're having a rally?
342
00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:00,098
Yeah, set it up.
343
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,432
We're gonna call it:
344
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,502
The rally for all
people everywhere.
345
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,072
Rally for all people
everywhere...
346
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,073
Yeah.
347
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,242
A rally for RAPE?
348
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:15,179
All right, snot lunch,
you come up with something.
349
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,448
No.
350
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,083
Every Man is many things,
351
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,586
but he's not a dancing monkey.
352
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,489
Every Man doesn't
believe in politics.
353
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,691
He believes in justice.
354
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:29,060
And equality.
355
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,162
And fish tacos.
356
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,364
Because fighting crime
makes him wicked hungry.
357
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:40,638
Remember kids,
you can't be Every Man
358
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,640
but you can be a difference.
359
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,309
Because being a difference
360
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,411
makes you Every Man.
361
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,080
Yeah?
362
00:15:50,582 --> 00:15:52,283
What does that even mean?
363
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,452
It means you need
a fucking cape.
364
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,187
Oh...
365
00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,457
This isn't going to work.
366
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,725
What the fuck do you know?
367
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,093
No one in their right mind
368
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,394
would ever believe
you're a doctor.
369
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:05,196
This ID got me in here,
370
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,597
and it will get us both out.
371
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:07,732
You know what we should do?
372
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,000
Raid the pharmacy.
373
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,168
Shut up and act crazy.
374
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,569
You want crazy?
375
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,738
[gasp]
The shadows!
376
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:16,708
They're eating me!
Sideways!
377
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,544
Thorazine!
Give me my thorazine!
378
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,512
How am I supposed to do that?
379
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:24,082
You figure it out, Doctor.
380
00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,751
[sobbing]
381
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:41,065
Richard, this is a bad idea.
382
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:42,533
And tomatoes are a fruit.
383
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,302
What's that have todo with anything?
384
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,038
I thought we were talking about
stuff we didn't give a fuck about.
385
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,272
Get out here, Ethnic Man.
386
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,246
Now, tell the people
that I kick ass.
387
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,315
That I am "the man."
388
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:59,117
Tell who?
389
00:17:00,419 --> 00:17:01,719
Where are the crowds?
I don't know.
390
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:04,122
I posted flyers
and everything.
391
00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,391
Cops. Oooh.
392
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,359
You're Ethnic Man?
393
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,461
You're damn right.
394
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:11,462
Ma'am.
395
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,164
Richard, help.
396
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,465
You can't arrest Ethnic Man!
397
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,035
He's about to endorse me
as his favorite candidate.
398
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:18,569
So this rally
was your idea?
399
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,138
What the fuck
do you think?
400
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,706
Hey!
401
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:24,208
Hey buddy.
402
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,344
Hey, get your hands off
my nightstick, officer!
403
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,612
Oh boy.
404
00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:34,185
You can't seriously
want an endorsement
405
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,054
from that costumed lunatic.
406
00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:39,057
I'd be crazy not to.
Everyone loves Ethnic Man.
407
00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:41,259
Plus, I need to keep
the coloreds happy.
408
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,194
I married a racist imbecile.
409
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,462
Would an imbecile come up
410
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:46,330
with the perfect plan
to meet Ethnic Man?
411
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:46,930
Yes.
412
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,900
That's exactly what
an imbecile would do.
413
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:54,272
This isn't the grocery store.
414
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,140
I must have taken
a wrong turn.
415
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,242
I hope no one
tries to mug us!
416
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,515
Are you trying to get us
robbed on purpose,
417
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,350
so you can meet Ethnic Man?
418
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:09,153
I heard this is
where he hangs out.
419
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,089
We call it crack town.
420
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,790
You endanger
your wife and child
421
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,459
for a publicity stunt?
422
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,793
She's right, dude.
423
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:17,528
That's low.
424
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,163
You don't look
like Ethnic Man.
425
00:18:19,165 --> 00:18:20,631
You don't even
remember me, do you?
426
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,400
I was at your fucking rally.
427
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:24,102
I robbed you.
428
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:25,770
Oh what, we all look the same?
429
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,672
Okay, whoa!
You don't want to do this.
430
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:29,674
Oh right, 'cause an Asian
can't carjack a bitch.
431
00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,609
I should go do some
calculus or something.
432
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,750
Ethnic Man!
Help!
433
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,688
We're going to
take a little ride.
434
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:54,365
Wow.
435
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,733
Wow.
436
00:18:55,735 --> 00:18:57,502
Dispatch, we havetwo in custody,
437
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,803
heading to booking.
438
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,404
What did I do?
Ten-four.
439
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,639
Let's begin with
reckless disregard
440
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,207
for human safety.
441
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,475
Inciting violence.
442
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,210
Indecent behavior.
443
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,412
We'll worry about the hate
crimes at the precinct.
444
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,348
Hate crimes?
For a rally?
445
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:12,717
City doesn't take
kindly to Aryan rallies.
446
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,152
Go figure.
447
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:15,486
It's a peace rally.
448
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:17,522
That's a swastika.
449
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,357
Oh...
450
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,325
But it's a Tibetan
symbol for peace!
451
00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,361
Way to make things
all white supremacy.
452
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,696
RADIO: Unit 36, there isa kiddnapping in progress.
453
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,899
Warehouse 3 at Riversideand John.
454
00:19:27,901 --> 00:19:30,935
City prosecutor's wife.
455
00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,470
Ali!
456
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,205
The assailant isdrugged and armed.
457
00:19:39,611 --> 00:19:41,879
Thirty-five-years-old
458
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:44,182
and you can't swallow
a fucking pill.
459
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:50,221
♪ I can see forever.
460
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,890
You know, if you were
permanently whacked out,
461
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,893
Daddy could get custodial
control of your life.
462
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,328
Would you like that?
463
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,963
Butterflies are Tuesday.
464
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,535
Daddy, love you so much!
465
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,276
It's a good thing
I found this patient in time.
466
00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,411
The security here.
467
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,446
You couldn't spring
for a decent lock?
468
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:16,681
We need to pump her stomach.
469
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,749
Is your first name doctor?
470
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,219
Get me one of those
electro-shock thingies...
471
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,553
A defibrillator?
472
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,555
What did I just fucking say?
473
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,630
Ethnic Man!
Finally.
474
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:33,998
Get him out of the car.
475
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,971
You seem taller in person.
476
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,505
My wife!
She's in danger.
477
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,974
You've got to save her,
Ethnic Man.
478
00:20:42,976 --> 00:20:44,508
And then endorse me
for city council.
479
00:20:44,510 --> 00:20:46,010
What do you think
you're doing?
480
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,812
I'm drafting
Ethnic Man to save Ali.
481
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,580
No, no, no.
This is my Ethnic Man.
482
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,182
If anyone is going to
tell him to save Ali,
it's going to be me.
483
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,286
Perhaps we should let
the police to save Ali.
484
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,855
Knock yourself out.
That guy's got a gun.
485
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,925
Do you want me to win this
election or not?
486
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:04,262
Very well, I -
Ethnic Man -
487
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:05,997
will save Ali Devon.
488
00:21:05,999 --> 00:21:08,032
Because I told him to.
489
00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:09,634
Ethnic...
490
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:10,701
Fucking go!
491
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,270
Excuse me.
492
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:20,911
Are you sure this
is the best way
493
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:22,780
to deal with an overdose?
494
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,416
Oh, I'm sure.
Clear!
495
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,917
[gibberish]
496
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:28,117
This asshole isn't a doctor!
497
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:30,688
She's hallucinating!
He's my father andhe's trying to--
498
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,790
Ahhh!
499
00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:34,792
He's trying to turn me
into a vegetable!
500
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:36,394
Can we get a little more
juice in this thing?
501
00:21:36,396 --> 00:21:38,629
Ahh!
Asshole! Asshole!
502
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,865
Ahhh!
503
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,468
Ahhh!
504
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,770
What's going on?
505
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,508
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
506
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,712
Hey.
Is your kid white?
507
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,512
What?
508
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,081
I heard you can get
like thirty grand
509
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,483
for a kid if he's
not a minority.
510
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,652
Halt, evil doer.
511
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,388
I am Ethnic Man.
512
00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:05,856
I clean up crime.
513
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,925
Like an ethnic cleanser.
514
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:12,563
No, wait.
Not like that.
515
00:22:12,565 --> 00:22:16,434
Oh my God,
Fitz put you up to this?
516
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,702
Is it so hard to believe
517
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:19,070
that I'm a degenerate
drug addict?
518
00:22:19,072 --> 00:22:20,938
You don't know what
I'll to do to get high.
519
00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,373
Oh, God.
520
00:22:22,375 --> 00:22:24,742
The things I've
done to get high.
521
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,911
Don't think of
Richard as a sleaze
522
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,546
who makes your life miserable.
523
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,947
Think of the
good times.
524
00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:33,351
Like moment of happiness
seven months ago.
525
00:22:33,353 --> 00:22:36,020
Seven months ago,
when you...
526
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,522
and Richard...
527
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:41,425
OH. MY. GOODNESS.
528
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,896
Larry - whatever
you're thinking,
529
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:48,032
don't say one more word.
530
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,767
You know why I
became a drug addict?
531
00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:51,736
To show my friends Asian
kids could be cool.
532
00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:53,738
Yeah, it's really cool
to suck dick for crack.
533
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,072
Do you mind?
534
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,507
We're in the middle
of something here.
535
00:22:56,509 --> 00:22:58,042
Hey, fuck you, asshole!
536
00:22:58,044 --> 00:23:00,144
My shit's just as
important as yours.
537
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:02,046
Hey, Jamal.I got the stuff -
538
00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:04,448
Whoa!
You're not Jamal.
539
00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:07,852
Holy fuck.
Another one.
540
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,587
Oh, thank god.
541
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:13,391
You're here to save us.
542
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:16,694
Yes. Yes!
I'm here to save you.
543
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:18,796
And not to sell drugs.
544
00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,731
You don't even have a weapon.
545
00:23:22,768 --> 00:23:25,169
Before you pull that trigger,
546
00:23:25,171 --> 00:23:27,838
you gotta ask
yourself one question.
547
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,074
Oh yeah?
548
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,609
What's that?
549
00:23:33,545 --> 00:23:34,779
Wanna get high?
550
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:37,948
It's been four hours
551
00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,884
since this hostage
drama started,
552
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:42,920
with no word from the
kidnapper or kidnappers,
553
00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,089
except a demand for fish tacos
554
00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:47,992
and Battleship,
original edition.
555
00:23:50,929 --> 00:23:53,130
Hello there.
556
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,199
You're black.
What do you think?
557
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,934
Do you think
Ali Devon still alive?
558
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:59,637
Or do you think she has she
been brutalized sexually
559
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,773
in a way this reporter
can only imagine?
560
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,542
What is with you white chicks?
561
00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:06,710
Don't shoot!
We're coming out.
562
00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,212
We're okay!
563
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,112
Fuck.
564
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:13,082
Let's see your hands!Come on, let's see them!
565
00:24:13,518 --> 00:24:14,919
Keep 'em up,keep 'em up!
566
00:24:14,921 --> 00:24:22,593
[chanting]Ethnic Man!
567
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:23,593
Ali!
568
00:24:23,595 --> 00:24:24,895
All right,cuff him, boys!
569
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,598
Stay strong, brother.
570
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,100
Hey, ya!
Ha ha, yeah!
571
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:35,840
Thank you!
But it's not Ethnic Man.
572
00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,208
It's Every Man.
573
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:38,809
And Ethnic Man
574
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,778
is voting for
Richard Fitzpatrick!
575
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,846
Every Man.
576
00:24:41,848 --> 00:24:43,747
No, he's voting
for Chester Vince!
577
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:45,483
No!
578
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:49,553
Every Man is not about voting!
579
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:51,088
Cock banging fuck sockets.
580
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,990
And he's not
about politics.
581
00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:55,726
Yeah,
he's about compassion.
582
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,828
No.
He's about equality.
583
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,064
You fucking idiots
are wrong.
584
00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,166
Ethnic Man is all
about getting votes
585
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:03,968
for Richard
Fitzpatrick
586
00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:06,804
so he can open his bar.
587
00:25:06,806 --> 00:25:09,573
Uh, and respect for all.
588
00:25:09,575 --> 00:25:11,041
You want me to
respect a criminal?
589
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:13,110
You're just pissed I'm a
better thief than you are.
590
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:15,679
I'm a Legal Aid lawyer,
General Tao.
591
00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,615
You rice rocket, fortune
cookie, mother fucker.
592
00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:18,816
Oh, for fuck's sake -
593
00:25:18,818 --> 00:25:20,217
can we talk about
what's important here?
594
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:22,753
Me, winning this election.
595
00:25:22,755 --> 00:25:23,988
And for the record-
596
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:25,289
Well, I love all races.
597
00:25:25,291 --> 00:25:27,825
And I don't have to
classify the women I nail.
598
00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,226
I don't get the yellow fever.
599
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:31,228
I'm not after the brown sugar.
600
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:32,796
There's only one color
601
00:25:32,798 --> 00:25:34,598
that matters to
Richard Fitzpatrick:
602
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,101
that's the sweet, soft pink.
603
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,105
Mmmm.
604
00:25:41,107 --> 00:25:43,674
Am I right or am I right?
605
00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,074
I'm not sure...
606
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,979
I think what Richard
is trying to say is...
607
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,982
Can't we all just get along?
608
00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:53,183
Guys?
609
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:54,919
Group hug, maybe?
610
00:25:55,887 --> 00:25:57,021
Good one, man!
611
00:25:57,023 --> 00:25:58,956
That answer your question,
cracker ass?
612
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:00,291
Look out!
613
00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:01,959
Hey, fuck you!
614
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,728
[indistinct shouts]
615
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:10,200
♪
616
00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:15,606
♪ Welcome to my world
617
00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:20,878
♪ Won't you come on in
618
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,983
♪ Miracles, I guess
619
00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:31,589
♪ Still happen now and then
620
00:26:31,591 --> 00:26:34,291
♪ Step into my heart
621
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,797
God damn torturer
fuckers.
622
00:26:40,966 --> 00:26:42,700
Now we can go
to group together.
623
00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:43,901
That'll be fun.
624
00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,336
There's pudding on Tuesdays.
625
00:26:45,338 --> 00:26:47,237
There's a pool here.
It's pretty okay.
626
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:49,707
Except that bitch nurse
makes me wear floaties.
627
00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:52,943
Like, what?
[chuckles]
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