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Operation Elect Fitz
is 24 hours old
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and I'm not even
on the ballot.
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You need to tell Larry that
I'm your campaign manager!
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I think we can all agree that
I am most qualified for the job.
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You're not in the computer.
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According to this,
you don't even exist.
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I merely suggested to some
people I know at City Hall
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that if Fitz was somehow
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accidentally deleted
from the system,
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maybe they'd get
a little raise.
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You stole that Wurlitzerfrom my shop!
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I want it back!
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If you guys had
any real claim
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to some jukebox you
think I have,
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you'd have called
the cops by now.
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Who needs the cops?
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I got the gay mafia.
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What the fuck are you
doing here anyway?
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I need my birth certificate -
And not the fake one!
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I want out of Miami
with my Wurlitzer!
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Brotherfuckers!
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Richard Fitzpatrick
makes good on a promise -
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any promise -
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I have to come down here
and see it for myself.
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Blah blah, unrequited,
blah blah, sign!
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Well, congratulations.
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No thanks to you.
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Prove it.
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Maybe later.
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Right now I've got
an election to win.
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[Eastern music blaring]
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What is the presentif you ignore the past?
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I'll tell you what it is.
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A fuck of a lot more fun.
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Remember that famous story
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of the guy who had ablast following tradition
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and doing what he was told
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every day of hiskick-ass life?
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The repairs are complete.
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Your humble chariot awaits.
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If you'd please...
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Of course you don't.
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Because that guydoesn't exist.
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Tradition's for jerk offs.
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Brown nosers wholet dead people
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tell them how torun their shit.
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Salam aleikum!
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Your sayara is ready.
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[whistles]
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[laughing]
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It's good, right?
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Atta boy.
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Three more to go.
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Is that?
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The local Imam?
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You bet your ass it is.
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And I just sold him this SUV.
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What? Gotta celebrate
with a new customers.
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It's tradition.
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[laughs]
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♪
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We need more signs.
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We can't afford more signs.
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[blows raspberry]
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Signage is so two
thousand and ten.
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[whistles]
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The future?
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It's in t-shirts.
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Huh?
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It's like a sign...
you can wear.
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Want one?
I got a thousand.
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Tell me you paid
for them yourself.
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No,
Fitzy covered it.
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Could have.
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Things got kind of hazy
after that second eight ball.
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It was a victory party.
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You haven't won anything yet!
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And you can't if your
campaign chest is empty.
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Hey, one man calls the shots
around here.
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And his name rhymes with tits.
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Fitz!
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You're my campaign manager.
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Manage to get me some bread.
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Fear not.
As co-manager-
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Ha!
Co-manager?
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More like assistant tampon.
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Mean.
And I have a solution.
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With my research -
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that Dot didn't do -
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I found out that over half
of the city councillors
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are members of Glenn
Downs Country Club.
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They control local politics.
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If we get them on
side we'll win.
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I hate to rain on
Larry's pride parade
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but the Glen Downs?
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You?
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You think I can't
hobnob old money?
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How should I put this?
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You're cotton blend,
they're vicuña.
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Screw you.
And whatever vicuña is.
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I agree.
With less strong language.
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And vicuña is
rare, luxury wool.
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Huh.
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I'll have them eating out
of my palm by sundown.
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Bullshit.
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You don't have a virgin
corn hole's chance
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in a fag bar.
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It's on his tab.
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Fuck that and fuck you.
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I could charm the shit out
of those country club pricks.
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Prick charmer, huh?
Go ahead.
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Tickle their balls
with your chin.
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Gotta make some sacrifices
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if you're getting
into politics, right?
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You hear that, old man?
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It's the end.
And it's coming.
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Nothing left
for you to do
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but try to find
your glory days
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in the bottom of a bottle.
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You think you're the
only one with plans, kid?
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Only thing you ever had
was your dealership.
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And now you got shit.
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I'm gonna get it back.
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How you gonna do that?
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'Nother round
for the has been.
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Making big plans
is thirsty work.
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I'll say hi to the
country club for you.
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You do that.
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You tell 'em Ken Fitzpatrick
sends his fondest regards.
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If you insist on doing this,
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you're going to need some of
my beauty queen etiquette
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to spit and polish
your rough edges.
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Sounds like a blowjob.
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Thank you for
proving my point.
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The country club's bylaws
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clearly state a
strict dress code.
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And I don't think
we should have
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jumped the fence to get in.
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Quit being such
a little bitch, Larry.
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Yeah, Larry.
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We must respect
their traditions
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in order to earn
their acceptance.
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They're not Indians,
ass-magnet.
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I gotta take a leak.
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No, no!
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[grunting]
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[relieved groan]
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Hey, Freedom 55.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
this bush is occupied.
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In case you hadn't noticed,
you're urinating on my ball.
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Play through.
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Wandering around like
this is a common park.
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Why the city won't let us
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electrify the
fence is beyond me.
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Cripes, Fitz.
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Just introduce yourself,
pretend you met somewhere.
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You seriously coaching
me on a sales job, Red?
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All right, let's skip
the ass sniffing
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and cut to the chase, okay?
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I'm the guy who's going to
let you electrify this fence
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to stop
scumbags like me
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from pissing all
over your back nine.
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Coverton's next councilman,
Richard Fitzpatrick.
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Fitzpatrick?
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So you're the young turk
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who's shaking up the
municipal election.
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So, you've heard of me.
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In passing.
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I can't endorse anyone
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who isn't a member
of the club.
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He'd be happy to join.
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Honour to meet you, sir.
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Larry.
More important than her.
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Membership is closed.
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But I like the cut
of your jib, Fitzpatrick.
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I might be able to get
the club to open its books.
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It won't be easy.
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To become part of Glen Downs
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is to become part of history.
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Richard will do anything.
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Well, Richard...
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Let's discuss it
over a round of golf.
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Sure...
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Isn't there a rule
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that no unmarried women
are allowed on the course?
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Uh huh...
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That's sexist.
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Cousin, how many times
must I remind you
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to shut the door?
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Were you born in a barn?
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Like you, I was
born in a tent.
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And this door has
been forced open.
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[clatter]
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Thievery!
Cousin, phone the police.
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This is my shit!
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You sold it to us.
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I sold you this joint,
not my lucky stapler.
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The fuck have you
done to the place?
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Looks like the goddamned
Temple of Doom in there.
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Your office is now
our prayer room
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slash supply closet.
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You sick fucks.
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No, you are the
fuck of sickness!
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Qur'an this, assholes.
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Okay...
that is a phone book.
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Good luck calling people.
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Please leave or we will
have you removed.
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You and whose army?
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[grunting]
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This ain't over,
camel dusters!
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I'm gonna tear your
shit show apart!
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It's like a tablecloth
date-raped a kilt.
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It's not so bad.
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So what's your pleasure?
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Best ball? Skins?
Stroke play?
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My kinda club.
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Those are golf terms,
not coitus.
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You do play?
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Yeah. Sure.
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I've been hitting the
skins since I was a kid.
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Fine. How 'bout
a small wager?
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Say ten a hole?
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Never say no to easy money.
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Good.
Ten thousand it is.
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No no no no!
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Man up, Larry.
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I got it...
Richard...
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Okay, I got this.
Richard!
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Hey, wait up!
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Wait! Richard!
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I got this!
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Yeah, you try and beatmy high score, asshole!
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Watch me!
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I had it all, kid.
Money. Women. Power.
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I was a king.
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Yeah, and you traded it all
for a shiny F.
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Been there, man.
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Don't touch me, Hippy.
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I got no time for
your kumbaya bullshit.
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Sorry, Mr. F.
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Hey is that a
coincidence or what?
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Ken Fitzpatri, idiot.
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Whoa.
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Triple coincidence.
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My life's been in the shitter
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since I sold out
to those chinks.
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No shit, dude.
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You had a rat tail.
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Fuck off and help.
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I got to sell a lotta
fucking cars
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before I kick the bucket.
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I gotta get those
fucks off my lot.
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Yeah.
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Go dig up some terrorist shit.
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Or plant some.
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Oh...
Yeah.
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Watch and learn.
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[whistling through air]
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Fuck!
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[clatter]
Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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Richard!
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While I support
you exercising,
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I feel it prudent
to point out
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that we currently owe
sixty thousand dollars.
269
00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,746
We need a way out.
Break my arm.
270
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,147
I don't owe anything
unless I finish the game.
271
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,849
Richard, I could never-
Do it!
272
00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,284
I'd break both your
legs for a nickel.
273
00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,985
Come on!
Do it! Do it!
274
00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,153
[loud cry]
275
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,990
Really?
276
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:08,193
Had enough?
277
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:09,427
Just getting started.
278
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:11,362
I'm only going
to end this farce
279
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:15,200
because you're ruining
a perfectly good bunker.
280
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,335
You never had a chance.
281
00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:19,135
Fitzpatricks have been banned
282
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:23,742
since your father sold me a
lemon of a Cadillac in '92.
283
00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,343
You and your kind -
284
00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,846
keep climbing.
285
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:29,881
You weasely fuck.
286
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:31,816
What about the
campaign endorsement?
287
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,752
If I were you, I'd worry more
288
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:36,254
about the sixty
thousand you owe me.
289
00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,426
Well, that's not fair.
290
00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:43,995
Fuck them.
291
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,830
And fuck my old man for
fucking them first.
292
00:12:45,832 --> 00:12:47,165
Rich poncy pricks.
293
00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,900
You are rich
in Richard
294
00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,435
and that's all
that matters.
295
00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,872
Jesus, ass-buffet,
give it a rest, will ya.
296
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:56,207
What mattered was getting
their support, remember?
297
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,342
You should.
298
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,777
It was your idea
in the first place.
299
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,545
Didn't know it
was ladies night.
300
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,113
You knew I didn't
stand a chance
301
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,948
and you let me walk right
into that snake pit.
302
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,316
Fucking Van Bulow.
303
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,252
There was nothing wrong
with that Cadillac.
304
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:09,154
Serves you right for
trying to suck up.
305
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,555
You can still win
them over, Richard.
306
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,792
Screw you for making me listen
to your stupid ideas,
307
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,394
and screw you for making me pick
up the tab for your mistakes.
308
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:17,896
What are you doing?
309
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:19,564
What I should have done
in the first place.
310
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,566
I'm doing it my way.
311
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:36,014
[chanting Fitz]
312
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,282
Fitz!
313
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:41,152
[chanting Fitz]
314
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,221
Fitz!
315
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,156
[chanting Fitz]
316
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,091
FITZ!
317
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,161
What the hell happened?
318
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,462
Wait.
319
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,898
Let's make this easier -
what didn't happen?
320
00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:57,402
Uh, it was gin.
321
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,903
Lots of gin.
322
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:02,841
And then everything
goes kind of foggy.
323
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,475
You seen my car keys?
324
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:05,844
Uh, no...
325
00:14:07,279 --> 00:14:08,680
Ring-a-ding-ding, Fitzy.
326
00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:09,780
Richard!
327
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,883
For the love ofall that is holy.
328
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,318
What have you done?
329
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,452
[crying]
330
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,120
That sure helped, Larry.
331
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,388
Figures he's too
much of a pussy
332
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,890
to keep tabs on
you like I asked.
333
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,191
Sounds like he got
an ass-full too.
334
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,526
Where is he?
335
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,228
Don't know.
Don't care.
336
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:25,496
Where do you think
you're going?
337
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,333
The clubhouse.
Hair of the dog.
338
00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,335
More alcohol.
That's exactly what you need.
339
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,835
I just want to make sure
340
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,171
I gave those rich pricks
a piece of my mind.
341
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:34,472
So Reginald
Van Bulow will torpedo
342
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,274
your chances in politics?
343
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,110
You need to apologize
for whatever you did.
344
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,578
We are in damage control mode.
345
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:41,913
Listen, Legs.
346
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:43,181
I'm at my limit
for bad advice.
347
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,516
One man steers the S.S. Fitz
and that's me.
348
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:10,174
[singing to himself]
349
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:16,214
What are you doing, infidel?
350
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,449
Stealing fine-liner pens?
351
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,451
It is worse than
camel smuggling!
352
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,086
No!
See...
353
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,155
I heard...
A noise.
354
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:27,158
I came in to investigate
and found this:
355
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,193
C4, blasting caps, timers...
356
00:15:29,195 --> 00:15:30,693
You ought to be
careful with that.
357
00:15:30,695 --> 00:15:33,031
Someone wishes to tar us with
the brush of terrorism.
358
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,232
[sniffs]
Home.
359
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,567
Someone who is totally not me.
360
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,238
Josh, help us find out
who is trying to frame us
361
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,074
and you will reap
a great reward.
362
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,245
Like a sammich?
363
00:15:47,247 --> 00:15:50,181
All the sandwiches
you can imagine.
364
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,185
I can imagine two sandwiches
and a bag of chips.
365
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,987
Deal!
366
00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,191
Yes!
367
00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,133
[groaning]
368
00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:14,639
Excuse me...
369
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,279
[snoring]
370
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,081
How did you not get arrested?
371
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,416
Not one hundred
percent on that.
372
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,419
There you are!
373
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:30,755
The old prick himself.
374
00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:33,257
Mr. Van Bulow,
before you vilify Richard,
375
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:34,592
I should remind you
376
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,327
that he was drinking
at your establishment
377
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,229
so whatever he did
378
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,665
is as much your
responsibility as it is his.
379
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,600
I would think twice before
you go to the press.
380
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,535
Defamation is a
two-way street.
381
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,005
Whoa.
Easy, Ginger.
382
00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:48,272
You're right, Ace.
383
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,674
She is a pistol.
384
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,244
Ace?
385
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:56,114
There's no need to blow
this out of proportion.
386
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,349
Sometimes people just
say and do things
387
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,450
they don't mean.
388
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,719
Well then those people
389
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:05,189
should take a page
from the book of Fitz.
390
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:09,660
He's a man of his word.
391
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:13,664
We do have some unfinished
business between us.
392
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:16,334
Bring it on.
393
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,203
That's what we
like about you Ace -
394
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,105
your enthusiasm.
395
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:24,242
It'll be good to get some
fresh blood into this place.
396
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:27,211
I'll see you at
the initiation.
397
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:29,414
Not if I see you first.
398
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,050
You'll never see me coming.
399
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,093
Fuck me if I'm wrong,
400
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,694
but did he seem
happy to see me?
401
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,463
He's screwing with you Fitz.
402
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,798
Or whatever I got
up to last night
403
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,332
got me the old
money vote.
404
00:17:48,334 --> 00:17:50,468
See?
Stick with me, Kid.
405
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,537
Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
406
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,339
You're just oh so charming
he overlooked all of this.
407
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:56,707
If you're going to be
annoying like Larry,
408
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,110
at least keep track
of my shit the way he does.
409
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,646
Where the fuck
are my car keys?
410
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,714
Oh, that's right!
411
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,816
The coat check girl...
412
00:18:04,818 --> 00:18:06,651
Oh, of course.
413
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,653
You remember the hot chick.
414
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:12,090
Well, everyone's got
their priorities.
415
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,525
And some are
bigger than others.
416
00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:18,596
That's blood.
417
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,634
Grotty one, have you
learned anything?
418
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,436
I'm working on it...
419
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,107
Are those my sandwiches?
420
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,548
Ken hired someone to
plant that C4 on you.
421
00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,317
And this interloper is...?
422
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,520
Very, very conflicted.
423
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,888
He has a past with Ken,
424
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,624
but you're starting
to grow on him.
425
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,426
We must find this
treasonous hyena
426
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,594
and castrate him.
427
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,729
No, you don't.
428
00:18:51,731 --> 00:18:52,864
He's just a pawn.
429
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,064
Josh is right.
430
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,534
What matters is why does
the Elder Fitzpatrick
431
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:58,836
engage in such subterfuge.
432
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:04,408
Apparently, he wants
the dealership back.
433
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:05,910
Selling cars is all he knows.
434
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:07,812
Even if he got it back,
he cannot sell cars.
435
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:11,149
Our agreement includes a
non competition clause.
436
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,351
Fitzpatrick cannot
own a dealership.
437
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,752
Any dealership.
438
00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:17,655
Unless he opened it in someone
else's name and then...
439
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,226
He has found a loophole.
440
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:23,361
Cousin.
441
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,296
He must be stopped.
442
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,766
This isn't right.
443
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,507
That's way better.
444
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,679
Richard, if you have coitus
445
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,214
with the virginal
coat check girl,
446
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,682
they will kill you.
447
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,555
Tell me you didn't
sleep with her.
448
00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:01,397
It doesn't make any sense.
449
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:02,934
Why does the coat check girl
have to be a virgin?
450
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:04,302
These rich fucks will
collect anything:
451
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:05,302
cars, art, hymens.
452
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:06,939
If they wanted to kill you, why
didn't they kill you last night?
453
00:20:06,941 --> 00:20:07,939
Or an hour ago?
454
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,508
Good question.
You stay here and ask.
455
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:11,776
Let me know how it pans out.
456
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:13,911
That's far enough,
Mr. Fitzpatrick.
457
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,814
There you are.
Get him.
458
00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:18,916
It's time.
Time for what?
459
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,918
Ace, you are a card.
460
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,354
[laughter]
461
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:24,689
What the fuck!
462
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,393
I can't do this anymore.
I'm out.
463
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:32,763
What the fuck is this shit?
464
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,599
I broke the first
rule of the spy game.
465
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:35,833
I got too close to my target.
466
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,333
I crossed the line
with pastrami.
467
00:20:37,335 --> 00:20:38,936
I don't know whose side
I'm on anymore, man.
468
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,772
You will stick it out
until the end, shit smear,
469
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,242
or I swear to God
I will destroy you.
470
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:46,377
See?
It never ends.
471
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,645
You spy on them,
they spy on you.
472
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:48,913
You plant evidence on them
473
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,248
and they suspect you're
opening a dealership
474
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,515
in someone else's name.
475
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:52,917
They think what?
476
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,386
They think you've
found some loophole
477
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,021
in your sales contract.
478
00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:00,424
You can't open your own place,
but someone else -
479
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,594
like a relative or
some shit - can.
480
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,298
You fucking genius.
481
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,766
You're fired.
482
00:21:14,539 --> 00:21:18,042
The sacred talisman of Anzu.
483
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:23,848
Passed down through our
people for centuries.
484
00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:27,952
Anzu is our past
and our future.
485
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,822
Anzu grants us
youth and vitality.
486
00:21:31,824 --> 00:21:37,762
Wealth, power and 3 under par.
487
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:40,364
But she requires a tribute
488
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:43,901
that can only be
paid in blood.
489
00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:46,771
You don't need to
murder us both, do you?
490
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,639
That would be overkill.
491
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,041
Look Reg, if you're
going to snuff me,
492
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,043
at least tell me what the
fuck happened last night.
493
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,578
You don't remember
tearing our club apart?
494
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,514
Telling us all to eff off?
495
00:21:56,516 --> 00:21:59,383
Saying our traditions
were nonsense?
496
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:02,753
That deep down we
all wanted to be you?
497
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,655
Oh good.
I did tell you.
498
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,659
And then you deflowered
the coat check girl.
499
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,796
She was to be tonight's
virgin sacrifice.
500
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:13,397
I know you fuck up a lot
501
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:14,965
but this has got to
be a personal best.
502
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:16,534
This is your
shitpile, Lady.
503
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,769
"You have to apologize,
Fitz."
504
00:22:18,771 --> 00:22:20,538
Me?
Coming here was Larry's idea.
505
00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,739
"It'll be wonderful, Richard.
506
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:22,840
"Tradition and...
507
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,040
I'm a loser."
508
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,077
I do not sound like that...Do I?
509
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:27,912
Richard! You're ok!
510
00:22:29,948 --> 00:22:31,782
You're going to
kill Larry?
511
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:33,584
A virgin's a virgin.
512
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:41,659
Sacrifice him and all your
dreams will come true.
513
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:47,398
Wealth. Power.
Privilege.
514
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:52,002
Our political endorsement.
515
00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:54,972
Cast off the sins of
your degenerate father
516
00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:57,775
and join us...
517
00:22:57,777 --> 00:22:59,443
Sounds like a fair deal.
518
00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:00,845
Richard,
I want you to know
519
00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,580
that I won't hold
it against you.
520
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:03,580
That's fair.
521
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:05,015
Seeing as how this
is all your fucking fault.
522
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,384
It is my fault.
523
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,018
I've learned my lesson.
524
00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:09,553
And I accept my punishment
525
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:11,422
for all the horrible
things I've done:
526
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,657
like killing that
poor titmouse-
527
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:14,892
Shut up about that
fucking bird?
528
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,160
You killed a bird?
529
00:23:16,162 --> 00:23:18,996
Uh huh, forcing you to
compromise your values
530
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,432
for political and
financial gain.
531
00:23:21,434 --> 00:23:22,933
A compromise that will give
you everything you want.
532
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:24,435
Excuse me!
533
00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,137
This is a private
conversation!
534
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:28,873
I have to say, this
is very tempting.
535
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:31,642
You been fucking up my
life for a long time, Larry.
536
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,144
Then do it.
537
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,413
My karmic debt must be paid.
538
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:37,681
If anyone is going to
sacrifice me to a pagan god,
539
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:40,785
I'm glad it's you.
540
00:23:40,787 --> 00:23:43,120
I hope you learn
something from this.
541
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:52,797
[droning chant]
542
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:56,000
No no no!
Not his heart!
543
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:57,868
When it's
a male sacrifice,
544
00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:01,906
we cut off his johnson
and feast upon it.
545
00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,842
That is the secret
of our virility.
546
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,613
Yeah, I'm out.
547
00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:12,516
You all eat penis?
548
00:24:12,518 --> 00:24:14,051
Fucking help me.
549
00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:15,586
Get him!
550
00:24:17,055 --> 00:24:19,123
Tell him to get back,
or the bird gets it!
551
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,025
You think you can run?
552
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:22,660
Get back, you cock-loving
motherfuckers!
553
00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:25,529
Get him!
Nice to meet you!
554
00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:27,665
I don't care about
your artificial hips!
555
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:28,833
Get them!
556
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,634
Run!Get 'em!
557
00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:32,503
Get in, Larry!
Drive!
558
00:24:33,905 --> 00:24:44,014
♪
559
00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:28,993
I need a fucking drink.
560
00:25:28,995 --> 00:25:30,093
Hock this.
561
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:33,564
Told you I'd get those fuckers
to contribute to my campaign.
562
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:34,564
But that's grand larceny.
563
00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:36,267
Then ransom it back to them and
we'll call it a kidnapping.
564
00:25:36,269 --> 00:25:37,735
And piss them off
even more?
565
00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:38,969
We saw their
little penis party.
566
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,104
They won't do shit.
567
00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,972
But-
Drop it, Foxley.
568
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:43,707
You guys do things your way.
I'll do them my way.
569
00:25:43,709 --> 00:25:45,075
Or, we could consider this
570
00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,211
a cautionary tale against
alcohol and philandering.
571
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,647
Maybe sometimes your
father does know best.
572
00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:50,714
Fuck that.
573
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,149
My old man's a
washed up half-sack.
574
00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,617
He's finished.
575
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:04,061
[distant thunder]You're all goingdown, fuckers!
576
00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:10,034
[laughs]
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