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You ready?
Oh, yeah, girl.
Let's see those moves.
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* Round she go,
round and around she go *
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* Lil' baby coming down
that pole *
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* Look at all that money
on the floor *
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* All that money
on the floor *
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Okay, girl. You do you.
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**
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Priyanka, up.
[ Snaps fingers ]
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* Look at all that money
on the floor *
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Ah!
Watch this.
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Two.
[ Snaps fingers ]
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* Round she go,
round and around she go *
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Oh! Oh!
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Seven.
[ Snaps fingers ]
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* Look at all that money
on the floor *
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[ Laughs ]
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Four. Yes.
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Oh, ho!
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Up.
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* Look at all that money
on the floor *
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Wow!
That was incredible.
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Yeah.
This chicken is ready.
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Rio: * Di-dee-dee
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Hi.
Hey.
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We are from
Maggie's Farm...
Yeah.
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...and we have the best hen
in the whole damn county.
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I think it's -- yeah.
[ Laughs ]
And I am so proud of you.
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I love you.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Okay, most people just call,
though.
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But I'm glad
you came down.
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**
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-- Captions by VITA --
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Her full name is Priyanka.
Levine. Hyphen. Young.
Young.
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Maggie's...Farm's...Hen.
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Is it weird to say that
I'm more excited about this
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than anything ever
in my entire life?
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Are you kidding?
This blows our wedding
out of the water.
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Right? [ Laughs ]
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Look at all these events.
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I know.
"Polka," "Best Hog."
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Ooh. "The Wife Carry"?
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What is a wife carry?
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That seems
kind of problematic.
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It is.
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At the end,
the wife stands on a scale,
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and then the husband wins
her weight in beer.
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Are you serious?
Yeah.
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They put you on a seesaw,
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and then they put the beer
at the other end.
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But that's
the silly events.
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Now, the farm ones,
like "Best Hen"...
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Yeah?
...that gets heated.
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Three days of farmers
battling it out
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for county-wide supremacy.
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Total war.
Yeah.
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Blue ribbon or death.
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Destroy. Dominate.
Conquer.
Carnage.
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[ Cellphone chimes ]
Take --
Ooh. Hang on one sec.
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What is it?
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I got to go.
Scrapbooking.
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Oh, oh, right now?
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Um, can you give Priyanka
her bubble bath?
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Can you?
Oh, yeah.
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I'll give her
a little treat
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before
she crushes dreams.
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I still haven't told Beau
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about our scrapbooking
sessions.
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The only thing
that scares Beau more
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than talking about
his own feelings
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is when I talk about my feelings
with someone else.
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Right.
Oh, and dots.
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Seeing a bunch of dots
really weirds him out.
Interesting.
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So, in our last
scrapbooking session,
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you mentioned
that you were gonna
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write a letter to Beau.
Yeah.
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We weren't gonna
give it to him.
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It was just an exercise.
Yes.
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And then you did
give it to him.
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I did.
How did that go?
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It did not go well.
Okay.
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I was gonna use
"I feel" statements
like you said.
Yeah.
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But then
he suddenly remembered
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that he had something to do
in the barn.
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And then he stayed out there
all night.
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So I just watched "SVU"
all by myself.
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To tell you the truth,
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it was nice to not have
all those dumb questions.
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"Who's that?
Is that the killer?"
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Well, I don't know, Beau,
okay?
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You and I have
the same exact information.
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Well, he can't avoid you
forever, right?
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I don't know.
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That barn's got a cot,
a fridge, a hot plate.
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If he could get football
and dirty websites on his phone,
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he could be out there
for three to four months.
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You know what that barn
doesn't have?
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Me?
Okay.
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[ Crying softly ]
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There you go.
Let it out.
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Come here.
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[ Sniffles ]
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He'll have to come back
to the Kay well
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'cause he needs
some Kay water.
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That's really good stuff.
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[ Breathes deeply ]
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What'd I do without you?
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[ Laughs ]
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Do you need
a flamingo sticker?
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I would like one.
Thank you.
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Oh, let's get these talons
sparkling.
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You're really giving that bird
the business, huh?
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You know, Priyanka's up
for "Best Hen."
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If we get a blue ribbon...
[ Exhales sharply ]
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...it would turn
everything around.
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That's a lot of pressure
for one chicken.
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Well, when we moved here,
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we really thought we were
gonna be farming the land.
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Then we got our ass kicked
with the soil and the weather,
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losing the tractor.
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Well, your wife has done a hell
of a job with that bird.
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Right, Priyanka?
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When she first came here,
Rio was totally helpless.
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I was sure one day
I was gonna find her dead
at the bottom of a well.
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Each morning, I'd go over there
and cry out, "Rio."
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But she was never
down there.
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Your wife --
she's a strong woman.
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She really is.
Enough jibber jabber.
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I need
your honest opinion.
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If you were Constance,
which pair of overalls
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would really
get you going?
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I think I'd go with the ones
that were less stained.
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Come on,
don't jerk me around.
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I need this date
to go perfectly.
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Then, I guess wear the ones
that you're most comfortable in.
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Sorry. I'm all a-titter about
this date at the fair.
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Constance has lit
a fire in my belly
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I haven't felt
since Theresa left me.
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Oh, yeah, you've never
really told me about her.
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She left me for a pig farmer
a couple of towns over.
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I used to catch myself
thinking about her
all the time --
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her kisses, sweet embrace,
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her heaving chest
crying out in ecstasy.
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Okay, well,
have fun, pal.
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Sounds like you're
completely over her.
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Yeah, I am. I am.
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**
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Rio: Hey!
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Ladies, get a load of
my county fair hat.
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When I wear this,
I am B-A-D bad.
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Oh, I'll bet.
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Ooh! Sookie, sookie.
Come on, now.
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Sorry. "Sookie, sookie"?
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It's like,
"Sookie, sookie!"
Yeah. "Sookie, sookie!"
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No.
You think Rudy
will like it?
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Yes.
He's gonna love it.
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Don't you think
he's the most beautiful man
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in the world?
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He is, uh...
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Well, he's very
t-- tall.
He is, uh...
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He's a tall glass
of buttermilk,
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and I'm planning on
taking a sip.
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Oh!
Oh, my goodness!
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Come on, now.
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Constance!
It's the hat.
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I got to
take this thing off
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before it gets me
into trouble.
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I got to take --
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Oh.
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Hi, Miss Rio.
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Hey, Jacob.
Beau, how are you?
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You excited
for your first fair?
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I am, actually.
I'm really excited.
Jacob: Yeah, me too.
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It's my last year competing
in the junior category, so...
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Oh, cool.
...starting next year,
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in the eyes of the fair,
at least, uh...
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I am a man.
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Cool.
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Well, listen, buddy,
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in my eyes,
you're already a man.
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Oop.
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[ Country music
plays on radio ]
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I have to go outside now.
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[ Music continues ]
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Okay.
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[ Door bells jingle ]
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Kay, um...
Hmm?
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...what are
you doing here?
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I thought you were, uh,
quilting over at Clara's?
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**
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The jig is up.
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I've been scrapbooking
with Rio.
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Why don't I have eyes?
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Wha--
What's going on here?
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You want the truth?
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Rio and I have been meeting
and talking about my life
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for a while now.
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Her advice
has been really helpful.
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Thank you.
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Oh, yeah?
What kind of advice?
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Putting diapers on the photo
of a grown man?
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I'm sorry.
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It's highly unethical
for me
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to engage with you
regarding the scrapbooking
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that may or may not be occurring
currently.
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Beau, I wouldn't have
to talk to someone else
about our marriage
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if you didn't say
"uh-oh"
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every time I said,
"I feel."
There you go.
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[ Groans ]
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Dots, Kay?
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Dots?
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[ Sniffles ]
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I feel like you wanted him
to find that.
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I did. Is that bad?
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We should probably
talk about that next week.
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[ Carnival music plays,
indistinct conversations ]
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**
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Rudy: Constance?
Constance: Mm.
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If I may be so bold,
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you look
absolutely stunning today.
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Well, thank you.
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I like your overalls.
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That stain
looks like a heart.
Oh, it's rust.
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Mike said
to wear clean ones,
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but I think he was just
having fun with me.
[ Laughs ]
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Well, that makes two of us,
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because I'm having
so much fun with you now.
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Well,
that makes three of us,
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'cause I'm fun
and you're fun, and...
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Damn it.
I can't think straight.
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I'm all a-titter.
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Just breathe,
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and let
all your titters out.
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No, it's you, Constance.
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You make me feel like
I can't breathe,
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like my heart
is skipping beats,
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like I'm about to die,
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but it's sublime.
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I haven't felt this good
since...
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**
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Rudy?
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I thought that was you.
[ Laughs ]
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Hello, Theresa.
Hello.
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Oh, Theresa, you --
you look great.
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Aw, thanks.
[ Chuckles ]
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And you look --
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[clears throat]
you look good.
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So,
it's been a long time.
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And I've heard
some disturbing rumors
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that you built
an underground bunker
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for the apocalypse?
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Yes,
but it only sleeps two.
254
00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:30,450
So good luck out there,
Theresa.
255
00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,485
And I always thought
256
00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,453
that we'd be fighting
the zombies together.
257
00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:34,988
So did I.
258
00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:37,424
**
259
00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,027
Well, uh,
you all enjoying the fair?
260
00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,529
Yes.
261
00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,464
We are enjoying it
very much.
262
00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,298
**
263
00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,467
Constance is my date.
264
00:07:47,501 --> 00:07:49,036
She makes me feel dead.
265
00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:50,671
Something
you could never do.
266
00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:52,439
**
267
00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,440
[ Chuckles ]
268
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,043
Well, the dog says hi.
269
00:07:56,076 --> 00:07:59,547
**
270
00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,048
Are you okay?
271
00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,050
Think you need a minute?
272
00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,618
The only minute I need
is this minute
273
00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,186
to let you know
I don't need a minute.
274
00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,155
Let's go get you
sculpted in butter.
275
00:08:08,188 --> 00:08:09,289
Come on.
276
00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:10,457
[ Laughs ] What?
277
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,792
Rio: There you go,
little lady.
278
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,393
Mike: Oh.
279
00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,695
Hi.
The princess
is here.
280
00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,063
Hey, everyone.
281
00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,131
What do you think
we should call her fans?
282
00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:20,200
Should we call them,
like, Priyonkers
283
00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,636
or, like, Beak babies?
Oh, I like that.
284
00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:24,137
Ah, yeah, it's --
Um, whoa, whoa, whoa,
no, no, no.
285
00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:25,873
Spectators,
you sit over there.
286
00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,374
Oh, no,
we're competing, Kent.
I know.
287
00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,142
It was just a little
friendly trash talk.
Oh!
288
00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,510
[ Laughs ]
Oh.
289
00:08:30,544 --> 00:08:32,412
Like,
"Ha! Your bird stinks."
290
00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:33,647
Oh, that's good.
291
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,982
I've met hay bales
with more charisma
292
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:35,916
than that thing.
293
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,350
Yeah.
Okay, that's good.
294
00:08:37,384 --> 00:08:38,886
Yeah, alright.
My turn.
295
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:40,020
Hey, is that your hen,
296
00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,989
or did your grandson
suddenly turn cute?
297
00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:43,757
We showed you
his picture.
298
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:44,892
Boom.
299
00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:46,326
Ouch.
Teach him to roll up
300
00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,495
on some New Yorkers
with that weak sauce.
Oh!
301
00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,030
You walked
right up to the line.
302
00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:51,665
Right?
Maybe a little over it.
Hey.
303
00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:52,666
Good morning, neighbors.
304
00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,534
I'm surprised
you have time to compete,
305
00:08:54,568 --> 00:08:55,769
given all the time
you spend
306
00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,105
trying to turn my wife
against me.
307
00:08:58,138 --> 00:08:59,372
Beau,
I cannot discuss anything
308
00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:00,908
that goes on
between me and my patient.
309
00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:02,275
Your wife has been doing
310
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,444
some scrapbooking
therapy stuff with Kay.
311
00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:05,579
Ah.
Well --
312
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:07,214
20 perfect years
of marriage,
313
00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:08,415
and then she goes,
314
00:09:08,448 --> 00:09:10,517
"Oh, let's now look
below the surface."
315
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,253
Can you please remove
your negative energy
away from this space?
316
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:14,955
Because Priyanka's
about to get judged.
317
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,523
Well...
318
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,091
I am the judge.
319
00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,060
When I heard you guys
were competing,
320
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,595
I gave up
my "Best Hog" post
321
00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:24,231
so we could spend
some quality time together.
322
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,966
This is gonna be fun.
323
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,135
And hens to their marks!
324
00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,640
Mike: I'm sure he'll be...
unbiased.
325
00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,274
I don't think so.
326
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:35,909
Priyanka, up.
327
00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,210
Priyanka, up.
328
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,112
Up, Priyanka.
Ah, ah, up.
329
00:09:39,146 --> 00:09:40,714
She's --
She's feeling my energy.
No, no.
330
00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:41,982
Hey, hey, hey.
Honey, don't do that.
She doesn't know that --
331
00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,116
No, okay.
You got this, okay?
Okay.
332
00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:44,952
Think about
where you've come from.
333
00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:46,053
You were born
on the mean streets
334
00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,254
of the Upper West Side.
335
00:09:47,287 --> 00:09:49,156
Now you're standing here
in front of all these folks
336
00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,791
about to win
your first chicken competition
337
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,626
in the 10th biggest county
in eastern Nebraska.
338
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,262
Not to mention,
you have never fallen in a well.
339
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:56,830
I don't give myself
enough credit for that.
340
00:09:56,864 --> 00:09:57,965
Since we moved here,
341
00:09:57,998 --> 00:10:00,600
every day,
I have been amazed by you.
342
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,601
[ Chuckling ] Come on.
343
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,603
You can do this.
Okay.
344
00:10:03,637 --> 00:10:05,272
I love you.
You're the best.
345
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,506
Okay.
Okay.
346
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,976
Time to dance.
[ Exhales sharply ]
347
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,444
Priyanka, up.
[ Snaps fingers ]
348
00:10:11,478 --> 00:10:12,612
Oh! [ Laughs ]
349
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,447
Whoo! Whoo!
[ Laughs ]
350
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:16,083
Where my Priyonkers
is at?
351
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:17,284
Where my Priyonkers
is at?
352
00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,618
Come on.
Put your hands up!
353
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:19,653
What!
354
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:20,954
Put your -- No?
No one's doing it.
355
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,455
I'm gonna take a quick lap.
You know what? Take a lap...
356
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,161
Beau: And the final chicken
in the "Best Hen" competition
357
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,098
is from Maggie's Farm.
358
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,099
Let's have a look.
359
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:33,366
[ Priyanka clucking ]
360
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,702
[ Exhales sharply ]
361
00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:40,340
[ Priyanka murmuring ]
362
00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,875
[ Priyanka clucking ]
363
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,278
Oh, ow! Disqualified.
She pecked me.
364
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:46,479
No. Beau --
Dis--
365
00:10:46,513 --> 00:10:47,547
That is --
That is not --
Disqualified.
366
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,482
Hey! Show me where.
No! My ass!
367
00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,617
There. Right there.
She did not.
368
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,019
And this is how I like them.
369
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,987
One, two, three.
No, no, no, no.
370
00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:56,289
That's it.
The competition is over.
371
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,524
Great.
So you guys are just fine
372
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:59,126
with this blatant
corruption?
373
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,327
Beau,
you are better than this.
374
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,495
You cried on my shoulder.
375
00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:04,131
I don't know
what you're talking about.
376
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,498
Oh, shove it, Beau.
377
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,835
You are the worst neighbor
we have ever had,
378
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,136
and the people above us
in New York
379
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,571
ran a musical school
for children.
It's over.
380
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,206
They're judging fruit pies
here in 10 minutes.
381
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,075
Clear out.
This ain't over.
382
00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:16,844
You took a blue ribbon
from us,
383
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,678
we take one from you.
Yep.
384
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,647
You name the event,
we're there.
385
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,648
The wife-carry.
386
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,416
You name any other event,
387
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,485
and we will be there.
Any of them.
388
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,387
The wife-carry.
389
00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,422
**
390
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,024
Woman: Whoo!
391
00:11:31,058 --> 00:11:32,192
[ Indistinct shouting ]
392
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,927
I always thought
that seeing Theresa again
393
00:11:33,961 --> 00:11:35,695
would make me crumble,
but, Constance...
394
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,566
...you make me feel
like an unbreakable
block of granite.
395
00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:41,902
Like Mount Rushmore
but with fewer heads.
396
00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:44,371
I'm so glad
you didn't crumble,
397
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:48,008
because I --
I want you all in one piece.
398
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,077
Go easy on this old horse.
399
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,578
[ Horn honks ]
400
00:11:51,611 --> 00:11:53,013
Beep beep.
Coming through.
401
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:53,981
Damn you, Clara.
402
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,183
Clara, it's okay.
403
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,284
You didn't do
anything wrong, girl.
404
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,585
Sorry.
405
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,754
Will you be attending
the square dance tomorrow?
406
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,189
I might.
407
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,590
Then I will be attending
as well.
408
00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:07,260
So we'll be there
at the s-same time.
409
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,762
If you're there between
the hours of 4:00 and 6:00,
410
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,930
then yes.
411
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,331
Well, I'll put on
my dancing boots.
412
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,735
Are you sure you don't want
to buy any cotton candy?
413
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:17,070
It's for ch--
Go, Clara!
Get out of here!
414
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,972
I will never forgive you!
415
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,273
Sorry.
416
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,708
**
417
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,112
So this is the World
Wife-Carrying Competition...
Okay.
418
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,713
...in Sonkajarvi, Finland.
419
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:28,548
Whoa.
What is that wife up to?
420
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,784
This is called
The Estonian Method.
421
00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,619
Now,
all the locals around here,
422
00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,621
they're mostly gonna be using
that simple backpack hold.
423
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:35,956
This will give us an edge.
424
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,324
Look at Priyanka.
425
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,259
She's thirsty for revenge.
426
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,460
[ Priyanka clucking ]
427
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:45,232
Husband, carry me like
the Estonian wife that I am.
428
00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,433
[ The Shirelles' "Baby It's You"
plays ]
429
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,935
So, limber up first.
Limber up.
430
00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,270
There's a way for us to just --
Ow. Ow.
431
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,139
I think if I started here.
Oh! Are you okay?
432
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,440
Get down on the ground,
433
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,407
I'll get into position.
Oh.
434
00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:56,109
Spin around.
180, honey, 180.
435
00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:57,177
Honey, I'm doing it.
436
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:58,611
Come on. Just roll.
[ Laughs ]
437
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,280
Is this something?
Here it is.
438
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,781
Like, if I do this...
439
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:02,983
Right.
Oh, right. That's great.
440
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,284
And then
I'll, like, stand.
441
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,485
Yeah, and then...
442
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,753
* Nobody
443
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,754
Hi.
444
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,190
* Baby, it's you
445
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,658
Oh, No, no, no, no,
we got to focus.
We got to focus.
446
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,826
We got to keep our heads
in the game.
[ Exhales sharply ]
447
00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:13,693
Yeah.
Defeat.
448
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,295
Dominate. Destroy.
Yes.
449
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,097
Blue ribbon.
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
450
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,932
On second thought,
let's just do it
451
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,633
and get it out of the way.
Yeah, just 'cause
we don't want it
452
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,202
to happen tomorrow
in front of the crowd and --
We can't run that risk.
453
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,536
And just like --
[ Grunts ]
454
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,473
* Baby, it's you
455
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:30,177
Man: Alright,
all wife-carry competitors
456
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,378
to your marks.
457
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,679
The wi-fi in the barn
went out
458
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:34,614
about midnight
last night.
459
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,549
Why did you need wi-fi
after midnight?
460
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,118
Barn stuff.
461
00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,387
Rio: Coming through,
coming through.
Mike: Go time. [ Grunts ]
462
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:41,788
Well, I'll be.
463
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,323
I didn't think
you'd show up.
464
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,791
[ Whistle blows ]
465
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:45,959
Excuse us.
Man: Last call.
466
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,527
Racers to your marks.
[ Both grunt ]
467
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,029
-Yep.
-What in the --
468
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,563
Ha! Ohh.
469
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,665
Breathe through your mouth,
baby, not your nose.
Rio: Got it.
470
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,001
This is a family event.
471
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,835
We get it,
you're newlyweds.
472
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,836
You surprised, Beau?
Oh, my God.
473
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,638
It's called
The Estonian Method.
474
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,140
And when you're staring
at the back of my thighs
475
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,374
and my wife's inverted back,
476
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,810
I want you to think
of one thing -- Priyanka.
477
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,345
Why would he think about
your chicken?
478
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,180
[ Muffled ] Why don't
you ask your husband?
What was that?
479
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,085
I said -- I said, why don't
you ask your husband?
480
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,653
What did you do
to their hen?
481
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,588
They're just salty
'cause I disqualified her.
482
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,756
You ready? Hop on.
483
00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:19,592
That hen was
the one thing they had
484
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,361
on their sad,
dilapidated farm.
485
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,363
And you took it away
out of spite.
Yep.
486
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,165
Man: On your marks...
Hop on.
We'll talk about it later.
487
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,533
No, no.
We're talking about it now.
488
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,567
Get set...
489
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,501
[ Starter pistol fires ]
490
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,937
[ Crowd cheering ]
491
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,071
You can't tune me out
492
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,605
when I'm this close
to your ear.
493
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,774
[ Square-dance music plays ]
494
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:37,044
Man: Now come together
in groups of eight.
495
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,946
Go to your left
and don't be late.
496
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:40,380
[ Music continues ]
497
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:42,515
Doing this
from day to morn,
498
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,952
come tomorrow,
husk that corn.
499
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,720
Well, hello, there.
500
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,089
Oh, Theresa, hello.
501
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,191
We haven't seen each other
in over a decade,
502
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,759
and now it's twice
in two days.
503
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,461
You were always good
with numbers.
504
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,298
Hey, remember when we last
square danced together?
505
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,967
It was
at my nephew's wedding,
506
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,069
and I wore white
because I hated the bride.
507
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:03,770
**
508
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:07,374
So,
Rudolph Enoch Longfellow,
509
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,908
will you dance with me
again?
510
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,410
I'm waiting for Constance.
511
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,579
Oh, she can have
your heart.
512
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,281
I'm just asking
for your body.
513
00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,116
Okay.
514
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,485
Now roll away
to a half-sashay.
515
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:21,754
Then come together
and play!
516
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,123
**
517
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,625
Promenade
with heel and toe!
518
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,427
Swing your partner
high and low!
519
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,628
Whoo-hoo!
520
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,630
**
521
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,265
Big finish.
522
00:15:32,299 --> 00:15:33,300
**
523
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,467
Yee-haw!
524
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:39,606
**
525
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,441
Ace of diamonds,
jack of spades.
526
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:45,312
Get together, promenade.
527
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,946
[ Crowd cheering ]
528
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,981
Ohh!
Watch the head.
529
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,249
You're doing great,
babe.
530
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,517
Yeah, Rio!
531
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,085
It's me, Jacob!
532
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,987
I feel that you shut me out
emotionally.
533
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,822
I feel that
you hide behind your work.
534
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:57,424
I feel
that I would like to try
535
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:58,992
one of those
sideways positions.
536
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:01,128
I get it.
Ease up on the neck a little.
537
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:02,595
[ Crowd cheering ]
538
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:03,830
Rio: Ohh! Ohh!
539
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,032
I -- I can't see
where I'm going.
540
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,533
All I see is butt.
541
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,135
[ Crowd gasps ]
Oh, God.
542
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,469
[ Crowd gasps ]
543
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:10,770
Wait, what?
What'd I just hit?
544
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,439
Go left! Don't stop!
545
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:13,506
I can't see,
but I trust you.
546
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,142
Brakes, brakes, brakes!
Aah!
547
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,776
[ All scream ]
548
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,877
[ Crowd "ohhs" ]
549
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,979
[ Crowd murmurs ]
550
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,314
[ Exhales heavily ]
My bad.
551
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,053
[ Chickens clucking ]
552
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,521
Honey.
Yeah?
553
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,223
I feel like
we got too competitive
554
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:31,891
with the whole
county fair thing.
555
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,127
Yeah.
Everyone hates us, for sure.
556
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,695
[ Sighs ]
557
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:39,199
I feel like
I let Aunt Maggie down.
What?
558
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,201
Well, you know,
she left me this farm,
559
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,303
and I -- and I just --
I wanted to make her proud.
560
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,638
Mike...
561
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,408
Aunt Maggie left you this farm
with dead soil,
562
00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:51,578
and you figured out a way
to bring it back to life
563
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,314
and to make it our home.
564
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,983
And for that,
I think she'd be damn proud.
565
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,751
I mean, I know I am.
566
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,753
[ Laughs ]
567
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,255
[ Laughing ] Oh, my gosh.
568
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:03,490
What?
569
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,824
Do you remember
what we thought
570
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,259
living on a farm
was gonna be like?
571
00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:08,761
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my God,
were we wrong.
572
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,029
Oops.
573
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:14,167
I envisioned myself, like,
sitting on a porch,
574
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,237
drinking lemonade,
listening to wind chimes.
575
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,771
I thought I'd always have,
like, a piece of straw
576
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:19,939
hanging out of my mouth.
577
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,074
You know,
take a lot of naps...
Yeah.
578
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,242
...with my hat
over my face.
Sure.
579
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,743
Classic.
Here we are.
580
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,512
A bunch of
patches of clover coming up,
581
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,080
chicken tractor,
582
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:31,017
and a...good-sized
column of smoke.
583
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,619
That's, uh...
584
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,920
Oh, my God, Mike.
585
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,923
Oh, that's coming
from the Bowmans' farm.
586
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,458
[ Indistinct conversations ]
587
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,430
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
[ Sighs ]
588
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,432
[ Cellphone buzzes ]
589
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,766
[ Knock on window ]
590
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,269
Constance, can we talk?
591
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,273
Honey, it keeps going to
Connie's voicemail.
592
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,375
[ Grunts ]
593
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,776
We got to get the animals
out of here.
594
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,944
Even the cows?
595
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,280
Yes, even the cows, hon!
596
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,449
It's only cows!
I was just checking.
597
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,050
[ Cow moos ]
Yeah, I'm scared, too.
598
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,218
Mike:
[ Grunts, screams ]
599
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,587
[ Gasps ]
[ Cow moos ]
600
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:08,655
Shut up and let me
save your life,
601
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,956
or I'll keep --
602
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,991
Oh, are you licking me?
Oh, that's so scratchy.
603
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,760
Oh, God.
There's gratitude.
604
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,794
[ Shouts ]
605
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,930
You and Theresa
are quite the pair.
606
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,267
She is --
was a big part of my life.
607
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,469
We have towels
with our initials on them.
608
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:26,673
It's hard to move on.
609
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:28,775
Every time
you think you have,
610
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:31,478
you -- you see that there's
a lot more moving to do.
611
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,981
I think we just took on
too much too soon.
612
00:18:35,014 --> 00:18:37,650
Maybe we should just
slow down.
613
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:41,354
There's a reason
molasses is so sweet.
614
00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:46,693
Constance,
would you dance with me?
615
00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:49,796
**
616
00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:51,298
[ Laughs ]
617
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,865
**
618
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:54,267
And...
619
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:59,839
**
620
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,941
[ Sing-song voice ] There's
a fire at the Bowmans',
come on, let's go!
621
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,810
[ Normal voice ]
Sorry, there's a real fire.
622
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,545
I've been calling
the square dance all day.
623
00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,946
**
624
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:12,785
[ Siren wailing ]
625
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:16,055
[ Mike coughing ]
626
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,359
What the hell
are you doing in there?!
627
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,660
Saving your barn.
628
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:23,496
You fought that fire?
Just the two of you?
629
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,631
We lost Rio, didn't we?
630
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,533
My 4H cows.
631
00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,667
Are they --
632
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,636
[ Cows mooing ]
Yeah, they're fine.
633
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,870
Except this one
likes to lick,
634
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:31,871
and it's freaking me out.
635
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,139
Oh, my God.
636
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,474
Please take these cows.
Jacob: Yeah. Yeah.
637
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,842
Thank you two.
Seriously.
638
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,876
**
639
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,545
Yeah, thanks.
640
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,047
Thanks for not standing by
and letting our barn burn down
641
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,515
like a couple psychos.
642
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,650
You're welcome, Beau.
643
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:44,884
It's what neighbors do.
644
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,719
Maggie would be
so proud of you
645
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:47,920
for what you did here.
646
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,389
Thank you.
647
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:50,923
How can we repay you?
648
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:52,759
Oh, please, you know, just being
able to help out's enough...
649
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,926
Yeah, it feels good.
...for us.
650
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,228
I can give you
your tractor back.
651
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,229
Yes, we will take that.
Absolutely.
652
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,597
Sounds like overkill.
653
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,599
How about
a nice, crisp $20?
654
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,933
Just give them
the damn tractor.
655
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,201
Fine.
It-- It's yours.
656
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,170
We're back to square one!
We can plant again!
657
00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,605
Oh! We did it!
658
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,275
* Take a load off, Fanny
659
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:12,245
* Take a load for free
660
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:15,047
* Take a load off, Fanny
661
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,383
* And
662
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,717
* And
663
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,587
* You put the load
right on me *
664
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:28,928
[ Wind chimes ring ]
665
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,599
[ Vehicle approaches ]
Ahh!
666
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:34,401
[ Horn honks ]
667
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,769
Beau's here, honey.
Hmm?
668
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:37,904
Beau:
Morning, neighbors.
669
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,373
Kay and I
had an in-depth conversation
670
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,441
about her feelings,
671
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,276
so I thought I'd drop by
and let you know
672
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:45,645
how much I appreciate you
trying to help our marriage...
673
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,947
Oh, that makes me feel
so happy.
674
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,982
...but she kicked me out
is the end of that sentence.
675
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,319
-What?
-Kay kicked me out.
676
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,387
Beau: [ Grunts ]
677
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:58,591
So...
678
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,959
I figured I'd crash here
679
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,928
until you guys
put this fire out, too.
680
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,430
Uh...
681
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,797
Thanks, neighbors.
682
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:06,633
Oh, uh...
683
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,067
I sleep in the raw.
684
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,136
So when you bring me coffee
in the morning,
685
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,904
you might
want to knock first.
686
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:16,643
**
687
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,011
Hey, what time's supper?
688
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:22,181
**
689
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,283
I'll cook on Tuesdays.
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