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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,055 --> 00:00:03,820 DRE: Gender roles have evolved over the years. 2 00:00:03,859 --> 00:00:05,342 And I'm fine with that. 3 00:00:05,398 --> 00:00:07,934 I don't mind putting my baby to bed. 4 00:00:08,003 --> 00:00:10,670 And Bow's cool with taking out the trash. 5 00:00:10,772 --> 00:00:12,639 [Grumbling] Oh, my God. 6 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,140 What is in this? 7 00:00:14,209 --> 00:00:15,875 And why is it hot?! 8 00:00:15,978 --> 00:00:17,077 [Groans] 9 00:00:17,145 --> 00:00:19,818 Yeah. Gender roles are changing. 10 00:00:19,872 --> 00:00:20,909 Do you want to drive? 11 00:00:20,990 --> 00:00:23,450 - Nah, I'm good. You drive. - Okay. 12 00:00:23,485 --> 00:00:27,417 But some changes are harder for me to roll with than others. 13 00:00:27,488 --> 00:00:28,989 What the hell? 14 00:00:29,057 --> 00:00:30,557 He's letting her drive?! 15 00:00:30,626 --> 00:00:32,292 He better be drunk. 16 00:00:32,394 --> 00:00:33,793 [Domino clacks] 17 00:00:33,895 --> 00:00:36,796 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 18 00:00:36,898 --> 00:00:40,734 ♪ 19 00:00:40,836 --> 00:00:42,836 Did you see your son leave with Niecy? 20 00:00:42,938 --> 00:00:45,639 I did. They're so cute together. 21 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,407 Although she's a little bit familiar. 22 00:00:47,509 --> 00:00:50,010 - Mm-hmm. - I ran into her in the upstairs bathroom. 23 00:00:50,112 --> 00:00:51,891 - I mean... awkward. - Okay, but... don't get too attached, 24 00:00:51,953 --> 00:00:53,947 all right? Because this is basically over. 25 00:00:53,977 --> 00:00:54,948 Oh. 26 00:00:54,973 --> 00:00:56,816 He's letting her drive on the date! 27 00:00:56,885 --> 00:00:58,718 Oh, no! 28 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,587 What's next? Is he gonna let her vote?! 29 00:01:00,689 --> 00:01:03,902 He's throwing away everything we gave him, all right? 30 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,358 We set him up perfectly! 31 00:01:05,460 --> 00:01:06,693 [Stammers] 32 00:01:06,795 --> 00:01:08,495 - We gave him brains. - I gave him the brains. 33 00:01:08,597 --> 00:01:10,330 - We gave him height. - I gave him the height. 34 00:01:10,432 --> 00:01:11,844 Well, I gave him the looks. 35 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,148 Sure. People whistle at you when you walk down the street. 36 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,851 You've never walked around with me when I've been in a tank top. 37 00:01:19,354 --> 00:01:22,122 - Thank God I've never walked... - Hey, Mom. 38 00:01:22,224 --> 00:01:23,790 Can you quiz us on our lines for the school play? 39 00:01:23,892 --> 00:01:25,258 Oh, yes, of course! 40 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,560 I love "Death of a Salesman"! 41 00:01:27,662 --> 00:01:29,028 I would be happy to! 42 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,163 Give me your script. 43 00:01:30,265 --> 00:01:31,397 Okay. 44 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,466 I will be your audience. 45 00:01:33,568 --> 00:01:34,901 - Ready, Quinn? - Okay. 46 00:01:35,003 --> 00:01:36,569 [Clears throat] 47 00:01:36,671 --> 00:01:37,937 Hey, Willy, over here! 48 00:01:38,039 --> 00:01:39,873 Over here, pal! 49 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:41,941 That was great. Keep going. 50 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:43,743 - Oh, those are our only lines. - Oh. 51 00:01:43,845 --> 00:01:46,212 We play Salespeople Number Two and Three. 52 00:01:46,314 --> 00:01:49,082 Ms. Davis added extra parts so no one would feel left out. 53 00:01:49,184 --> 00:01:50,950 Okay, then. 54 00:01:51,052 --> 00:01:53,486 Every part is a good part. 55 00:01:53,588 --> 00:01:55,021 Guys, Ms. Davis just called. 56 00:01:55,123 --> 00:01:56,122 She's having auditions 57 00:01:56,224 --> 00:01:57,824 to replace Willy Loman and his wife. 58 00:01:57,926 --> 00:02:00,026 Cameron Carter and Emily Copeland dropped out? 59 00:02:00,095 --> 00:02:01,427 Why? Did they break up? 60 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:02,829 - Nah, they both got mono. - Ooh. 61 00:02:02,931 --> 00:02:04,497 And you know what that means. 62 00:02:04,599 --> 00:02:06,199 Somebody's steppin' out. 63 00:02:06,301 --> 00:02:07,901 How do you know that's what that means? 64 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,236 Being a stage manager means you grow up quick. 65 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,137 Uh-huh. 66 00:02:11,239 --> 00:02:13,039 I've seen things backstage. 67 00:02:13,141 --> 00:02:14,941 - Really? - Frenching. 68 00:02:15,043 --> 00:02:16,342 And a rat. 69 00:02:16,444 --> 00:02:17,410 Wha... 70 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,512 Oh... Wh... 71 00:02:19,614 --> 00:02:20,580 [Sighs] 72 00:02:20,682 --> 00:02:22,317 Well... 73 00:02:22,404 --> 00:02:25,071 don't you guys want to audition for the leads? 74 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:26,773 I mean, come on! 75 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:28,742 Made-up parts are for losers. 76 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:31,244 Well... I guess. 77 00:02:31,313 --> 00:02:32,345 What do you think? 78 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:34,347 You could be Willy Loman. I'd be your wife. 79 00:02:34,449 --> 00:02:36,316 Well, I mean, not that I'd want to be your wife. 80 00:02:36,418 --> 00:02:37,751 S-So stupid. 81 00:02:37,819 --> 00:02:39,552 It'd be great if you were my wife. 82 00:02:39,654 --> 00:02:40,553 I do. 83 00:02:40,655 --> 00:02:41,888 Uh, I will! 84 00:02:41,990 --> 00:02:43,656 So stupid. Sorry. 85 00:02:43,759 --> 00:02:44,891 [Horn honks] 86 00:02:44,993 --> 00:02:46,426 That's my mom. Thanks, Dr. Johnson. 87 00:02:46,528 --> 00:02:48,094 Oh, gosh, yes. Thanks for coming. 88 00:02:48,196 --> 00:02:50,864 Hey, let your mom know... this isn't North Hollywood. 89 00:02:50,966 --> 00:02:52,165 We don't use our horns. 90 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:53,666 - Okay, great. - Bye! 91 00:02:53,769 --> 00:02:55,668 - I'm just gonna walk him out. - Okay. 92 00:02:57,239 --> 00:02:58,705 Check this out. 93 00:02:58,807 --> 00:03:01,875 My son went out with his girl last night. 94 00:03:01,977 --> 00:03:03,076 And she drove! 95 00:03:03,145 --> 00:03:05,078 - Whoa! - No, she didn't. 96 00:03:05,147 --> 00:03:06,115 - Wow! - Exactly. 97 00:03:06,177 --> 00:03:07,847 - Oh, my God. - He finally has a girlfriend, 98 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:10,383 and he has no idea how to hold on to her. 99 00:03:10,452 --> 00:03:12,385 W-Wait. There's a way? 100 00:03:12,454 --> 00:03:14,454 I mean, are there steps? Is there, like, a chart? 101 00:03:14,523 --> 00:03:17,190 'Cause... I'm asking for a friend. 102 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:20,059 What friend? Give me their first name in two seconds. 103 00:03:20,162 --> 00:03:22,028 Billy... B... B... 104 00:03:22,097 --> 00:03:25,298 What kind of man lets a woman drive him around? 105 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:26,766 A man with a D.U.I. 106 00:03:26,868 --> 00:03:28,034 A man who has no legs 107 00:03:28,103 --> 00:03:30,670 and hasn't had his pedal extensions put in yet. 108 00:03:30,772 --> 00:03:33,573 A man who owns a Maybach and lives on a tropical island 109 00:03:33,642 --> 00:03:35,775 where only women are allowed to be chauffeurs. 110 00:03:35,877 --> 00:03:37,143 A man who lets lemon juice... 111 00:03:37,245 --> 00:03:39,712 Charlie, not today. All right? 112 00:03:39,781 --> 00:03:43,516 My son is emasculating himself, and Bow swears it's fine. 113 00:03:43,585 --> 00:03:45,151 A-Am I missing something? 114 00:03:45,187 --> 00:03:46,986 So, it's never okay to let a woman drive you? 115 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:48,154 Nope. 116 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:50,523 I lost respect for my husband the day he said, 117 00:03:50,625 --> 00:03:52,058 "Honey, can you drive? 118 00:03:52,127 --> 00:03:53,526 I took too many pills." 119 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:57,230 So now I'm like, "Now you can't drive or handle your pills?" 120 00:03:57,299 --> 00:03:59,766 Got me thinking, "What else can't you handle?" 121 00:03:59,835 --> 00:04:01,734 So I drove us right to the courthouse, 122 00:04:01,803 --> 00:04:03,203 and I got half his pills. 123 00:04:03,305 --> 00:04:04,504 - Aha! - Yep. 124 00:04:04,573 --> 00:04:06,406 STEVENS: I'm astonished you're upset by this, Dre. 125 00:04:06,474 --> 00:04:07,841 You're always the one going on and on 126 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:09,609 about progress and equality. 127 00:04:09,678 --> 00:04:11,511 Well, what says "equality" 128 00:04:11,613 --> 00:04:14,147 more than your son not needing his penis? 129 00:04:15,917 --> 00:04:19,052 So, you all agree that Junior is blowing it? 130 00:04:19,154 --> 00:04:20,019 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, absolutely. 131 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:21,454 - Yes, sir, yes, sir. - Wow. 132 00:04:21,556 --> 00:04:23,156 I couldn't get you all to agree 133 00:04:23,258 --> 00:04:26,025 when I said those Chilean miners should be rescued. 134 00:04:26,094 --> 00:04:28,494 Yeah, well, they knew what they were getting into. 135 00:04:28,563 --> 00:04:30,621 - It's a mine. - They got overtime. 136 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,031 ♪ 137 00:04:32,107 --> 00:04:33,109 - Mom? - Yeah? 138 00:04:33,134 --> 00:04:35,902 Guess who got the lead in the play! 139 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:36,970 Really?! 140 00:04:37,072 --> 00:04:38,872 Oh, my goodness! You're playing the wife? 141 00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,673 Forget the wife! Diane's Willy Loman! 142 00:04:40,775 --> 00:04:43,643 Willy? I hope that's short for "Willamina." 143 00:04:43,712 --> 00:04:45,645 No. I'm the lead. 144 00:04:45,747 --> 00:04:46,679 The male lead. 145 00:04:46,748 --> 00:04:48,281 This is amazing! 146 00:04:48,350 --> 00:04:49,415 Diane! 147 00:04:49,517 --> 00:04:51,684 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness! Oh, my g... 148 00:04:51,753 --> 00:04:53,453 What, uh... What happ... What happened with Quinn? 149 00:04:53,521 --> 00:04:55,521 He was close, but Diane edged him out. 150 00:04:55,624 --> 00:04:57,387 He didn't even know what to do with his hands. 151 00:04:57,438 --> 00:04:58,737 Oh. 152 00:04:58,762 --> 00:05:00,785 God. Now I don't know what to do with my hands. 153 00:05:00,856 --> 00:05:02,662 [Stammering] Wha... But... Just... 154 00:05:02,764 --> 00:05:03,997 Ex-Excuse me. 155 00:05:04,099 --> 00:05:05,431 S-Sweetheart, put them... put them in your pockets. 156 00:05:05,467 --> 00:05:08,701 I don't know if I should do it. The show's in three days. 157 00:05:08,737 --> 00:05:10,469 I've had a stomachache ever since I heard. 158 00:05:10,531 --> 00:05:12,513 Oh, that's not a stomachache. 159 00:05:12,540 --> 00:05:14,774 That's your ovaries revolting. 160 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:17,243 Girls shouldn't play boys' roles. 161 00:05:17,312 --> 00:05:19,879 And I'm not liking him in this yellow bib. 162 00:05:19,981 --> 00:05:22,949 Ruby, stop judging my babies... 163 00:05:23,051 --> 00:05:24,651 both of them. 164 00:05:24,686 --> 00:05:27,754 Diane, I know this seems like a lot, 165 00:05:27,856 --> 00:05:31,257 but you are gonna be amazing! 166 00:05:31,293 --> 00:05:33,793 I mean, I still regret 167 00:05:33,895 --> 00:05:36,296 not playing Hamlet in high school. 168 00:05:36,364 --> 00:05:37,397 Why didn't you? 169 00:05:37,465 --> 00:05:38,665 I wasn't cast. 170 00:05:38,767 --> 00:05:40,633 But I would've crushed it. 171 00:05:40,735 --> 00:05:44,237 Diane, Willy Loman. 172 00:05:44,339 --> 00:05:46,372 Willy Loman! 173 00:05:46,474 --> 00:05:49,676 It is one of the greatest roles in American theater, 174 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:51,044 and a young Black woman 175 00:05:51,146 --> 00:05:53,012 doesn't get the chance to do it every day. 176 00:05:53,081 --> 00:05:54,814 And shouldn't do it any day! 177 00:05:54,883 --> 00:05:57,083 It's confusing for the audience 178 00:05:57,185 --> 00:05:59,323 - and for God. - Oh, my gosh. 179 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,187 If the Rapture comes during the show, 180 00:06:01,256 --> 00:06:04,257 he might miss you because you're wearing pants. 181 00:06:04,326 --> 00:06:06,092 But I already wear pants. 182 00:06:06,161 --> 00:06:08,461 I'm gonna miss you in Heaven, baby. 183 00:06:08,530 --> 00:06:10,163 BOW: She doesn't know what she's talking about. 184 00:06:10,265 --> 00:06:11,664 You're gonna find that in life, 185 00:06:11,766 --> 00:06:14,000 there are people that try to hold you back. 186 00:06:14,102 --> 00:06:17,070 You and I have the same person. 187 00:06:19,007 --> 00:06:20,006 Okay. 188 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:24,711 Do you want to do this? 189 00:06:24,813 --> 00:06:26,045 I do. 190 00:06:26,147 --> 00:06:27,238 Then we're doing it. 191 00:06:27,375 --> 00:06:29,012 Okay! I'm Willy Loman! 192 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:30,350 [Squeals] Yes! Oh, my God! 193 00:06:30,418 --> 00:06:31,718 Hashtag Black girl magic! 194 00:06:31,820 --> 00:06:33,519 Hashtag Black girl magic! 195 00:06:33,621 --> 00:06:34,921 [Both laugh] 196 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:36,489 [Sighs] 197 00:06:36,591 --> 00:06:39,492 Hey, Dad, what's our picnic basket sitch? 198 00:06:39,561 --> 00:06:41,060 Why would I know that? 199 00:06:41,162 --> 00:06:44,063 Well, Niecy is taking me to the Hollywood Bowl, 200 00:06:44,132 --> 00:06:46,666 and she has got a whole night planned. 201 00:06:46,735 --> 00:06:48,301 She really knows how to romance a guy. 202 00:06:48,403 --> 00:06:50,837 Okay, this stops now, all right? 203 00:06:50,905 --> 00:06:53,339 No more dates for you until I teach you how to be a man. 204 00:06:53,441 --> 00:06:55,208 What... What am I doing wrong? 205 00:06:55,310 --> 00:06:56,676 Everything. 206 00:06:56,778 --> 00:06:58,111 Boy, you are a mess. 207 00:06:58,213 --> 00:06:59,345 Oh, this is nice, Pops. 208 00:06:59,414 --> 00:07:01,147 We... We should do this more often. 209 00:07:01,249 --> 00:07:02,615 You got to be alpha. 210 00:07:02,684 --> 00:07:04,817 Stop all this beta male stuff. 211 00:07:04,886 --> 00:07:06,419 All modern women are the same. 212 00:07:06,521 --> 00:07:07,520 They want to be equal, 213 00:07:07,622 --> 00:07:09,122 they want to see somebody named Amy Schumer, 214 00:07:09,190 --> 00:07:11,391 and they want you to pick up the check. 215 00:07:11,493 --> 00:07:12,959 Niecy likes to go Dutch. 216 00:07:13,028 --> 00:07:15,061 Not even Dutch people like to go Dutch. 217 00:07:15,163 --> 00:07:16,763 You guys just don't get it, all right? 218 00:07:16,865 --> 00:07:18,798 My generation does things differently. 219 00:07:18,867 --> 00:07:20,099 Is that so? 220 00:07:20,201 --> 00:07:22,201 I know some of your generation ain't gonna do no differently. 221 00:07:22,237 --> 00:07:24,904 Hey, ladies, let me ask you this question. 222 00:07:25,006 --> 00:07:28,808 Would you go out with someone who didn't pay for dinner? 223 00:07:28,877 --> 00:07:31,101 - It would depend on how cute he is. - Mm-hmm. 224 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:32,859 - Oh. - Junior-level cute. 225 00:07:32,913 --> 00:07:34,247 [Inhales sharply] Ooh. 226 00:07:34,349 --> 00:07:36,968 Are we past the stage where I have to be polite 227 00:07:37,029 --> 00:07:38,546 to keep staying here? 228 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:41,854 See? This is exactly what I'm talking about. 229 00:07:41,956 --> 00:07:43,022 Mm-hmm. 230 00:07:43,091 --> 00:07:44,657 So, this one guy took me to the movies, right? 231 00:07:44,759 --> 00:07:46,259 Going great, super cute. 232 00:07:46,361 --> 00:07:47,994 But then I catch him sweating the concessions guy 233 00:07:48,096 --> 00:07:50,263 'cause he charged him 25 cents for relish. 234 00:07:50,365 --> 00:07:51,397 Hear that? 235 00:07:51,466 --> 00:07:53,332 Now, what grown man ain't got a quarter? 236 00:07:53,401 --> 00:07:54,801 Pops, you got a quarter? 237 00:07:54,903 --> 00:07:56,102 Watch yourself here. 238 00:07:56,204 --> 00:07:57,270 Mm. Okay. 239 00:07:57,372 --> 00:08:00,173 Guys, I appreciate your help, but I can't do this. 240 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,175 I've got a brie to soften. 241 00:08:02,277 --> 00:08:03,443 A what? 242 00:08:04,579 --> 00:08:06,045 I've got to overcome it. 243 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:07,980 I know I got to overcome it. 244 00:08:08,049 --> 00:08:10,883 Willy, darling, you're the handsomest man in the world. 245 00:08:10,985 --> 00:08:12,718 Oh, no, Linda. 246 00:08:12,787 --> 00:08:13,820 To me, you are. 247 00:08:13,922 --> 00:08:15,788 And scene. Okay. 248 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:18,057 Scene, indeed! 249 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:20,426 Great job, ladies! Great job! 250 00:08:20,528 --> 00:08:21,761 - Yes! Yay! Okay. - Yay. 251 00:08:21,863 --> 00:08:25,698 So, cast, uh, tonight, work on your lines, 252 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,113 and I will work on enforcing 253 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:30,473 - our policy on closed rehearsals. - [Chuckles] 254 00:08:30,505 --> 00:08:32,205 My bad. I shouldn't have let her in. 255 00:08:32,307 --> 00:08:33,739 I got sloppy because she's my mom. 256 00:08:33,842 --> 00:08:35,475 Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. 257 00:08:35,577 --> 00:08:36,976 Hi! Oh, goodness. 258 00:08:37,078 --> 00:08:38,644 Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you. 259 00:08:38,746 --> 00:08:39,946 This is going so great! 260 00:08:40,048 --> 00:08:41,380 It is not. 261 00:08:41,483 --> 00:08:43,382 Things were great with Quinn when we both had small parts. 262 00:08:43,485 --> 00:08:44,973 - Oh? - Now he's spending all his time 263 00:08:44,997 --> 00:08:46,403 flirting with Lila. 264 00:08:46,454 --> 00:08:49,055 Ugh! He's one of those guys. 265 00:08:49,157 --> 00:08:50,156 But who cares. 266 00:08:50,258 --> 00:08:51,824 I care! 267 00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:53,059 I like Quinn! 268 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:54,827 I know you do, sweetheart, 269 00:08:54,929 --> 00:08:57,597 but this is about something bigger. 270 00:08:57,699 --> 00:09:00,299 Women are finally taking their rightful place, 271 00:09:00,368 --> 00:09:03,402 and you are playing Willy Loman! 272 00:09:03,505 --> 00:09:05,104 You are a trailblazer! 273 00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:07,073 - But I don't want to be a trailblazer! - What?! 274 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,375 I want to flirt with a cute boy and wear makeup. 275 00:09:09,477 --> 00:09:11,344 That isn't what being in a play is about. 276 00:09:11,446 --> 00:09:15,181 I'm 13. That's all being in a play is about. 277 00:09:15,283 --> 00:09:17,450 We're seventh-graders doing "Death of a Salesman." 278 00:09:17,552 --> 00:09:18,684 It's not great art! 279 00:09:18,786 --> 00:09:20,482 [Stammers] 280 00:09:20,516 --> 00:09:21,828 Oh, come on! 281 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,861 What is this thick-ass cheese doing in here? 282 00:09:26,315 --> 00:09:28,334 Dee-Dee. What's up? 283 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:30,842 I just found out that men resent strong women! 284 00:09:30,881 --> 00:09:32,137 [Door closes] 285 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:33,654 But history loves them! 286 00:09:33,723 --> 00:09:35,990 Baby. What's happening? 287 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:38,596 [Sighs] Diane doesn't want to play Willy Loman. 288 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:40,109 - Good. - What?! 289 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,120 I didn't want to say anything, but she's gonna get teased 290 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,181 - playing that old man. - Dre... 291 00:09:43,206 --> 00:09:46,676 I mean, I'm her daddy, and I had some heat rocks lined up. 292 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,822 How could she choose a boy over a part? 293 00:09:48,892 --> 00:09:50,484 Diane was always so fierce. 294 00:09:50,587 --> 00:09:51,852 Oh, tell me about it. 295 00:09:51,955 --> 00:09:54,155 When it's me and her home alone, 296 00:09:54,257 --> 00:09:55,656 I keep my phone right next to me. 297 00:09:55,758 --> 00:09:57,725 This is not the girl I raised. 298 00:09:57,827 --> 00:09:59,460 She had me. 299 00:09:59,562 --> 00:10:03,297 I am the most powerful role model ever. 300 00:10:03,366 --> 00:10:04,899 Do you know that in med school, 301 00:10:05,001 --> 00:10:07,401 I became my role model's role model? 302 00:10:07,442 --> 00:10:08,705 She would put her hand on her heart... 303 00:10:08,757 --> 00:10:10,819 I find that highly unlikely, but you know what, babe? 304 00:10:10,873 --> 00:10:13,007 - You should take it easy on her. - Mm. 305 00:10:13,109 --> 00:10:14,375 Put yourself in her shoes. 306 00:10:14,477 --> 00:10:16,010 Babe, you were 13 once. 307 00:10:16,079 --> 00:10:17,712 Actually, that's really good advice. 308 00:10:17,814 --> 00:10:18,980 - Of course it is. - [Chuckles] 309 00:10:19,015 --> 00:10:21,582 I don't know if you've heard, but I'm a great dad. 310 00:10:21,651 --> 00:10:26,187 Mmmmmmmmmmmmm... 311 00:10:26,289 --> 00:10:28,756 - [Buzzer] - Aw, come on! 312 00:10:28,858 --> 00:10:30,625 Oh, hey, Junior. 313 00:10:30,693 --> 00:10:31,826 So, tell me this. 314 00:10:31,894 --> 00:10:34,161 How are you gonna mess up your Valentine's date? 315 00:10:34,230 --> 00:10:35,596 Yeah, you got to man up, son. 316 00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:37,331 You are going to pick her up, right? 317 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:38,265 Nope. 318 00:10:38,334 --> 00:10:39,433 You gonna order her meal for her? 319 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:40,735 I don't know her allergies. 320 00:10:40,837 --> 00:10:42,937 Ah. Are you going to pay? 321 00:10:43,039 --> 00:10:44,205 TBD. 322 00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:45,406 O... kay. 323 00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:46,974 You'll be home by 9:00. 324 00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:48,075 You know what, son? 325 00:10:48,177 --> 00:10:50,077 You gonna lose Niecy to a dude in a Porsche. 326 00:10:50,146 --> 00:10:52,380 Might lose her to a dude in a Prius. 327 00:10:52,448 --> 00:10:53,881 Guys, enough. 328 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:55,683 I'll be fine. 329 00:10:55,752 --> 00:10:56,951 Too late. 330 00:10:57,053 --> 00:10:58,152 He's a goner. 331 00:10:58,187 --> 00:11:00,788 Got to start training these boys earlier, son. 332 00:11:00,857 --> 00:11:02,523 You go get Jack. I'll wake up the baby. 333 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:03,658 All right. 334 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,994 NIECY: So, the steak place we're going to... it's dope. 335 00:11:07,096 --> 00:11:08,095 Cool. 336 00:11:08,197 --> 00:11:11,265 But it's kind of pricy, so... my treat. 337 00:11:11,367 --> 00:11:12,600 Sounds good to me. 338 00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,519 [Rapping] ♪ Minimizing my enemies ♪ 339 00:11:14,565 --> 00:11:15,683 - [Engine revs] - ♪ A method by any means ♪ 340 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,915 ♪ Necessary to get the job done Who are you? ♪ 341 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,140 ♪ Huffin' and puffin', bluffin' ♪ 342 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:20,808 ♪ You thinkin' I'm 'fraid of who? ♪ 343 00:11:20,910 --> 00:11:22,643 You know what? 344 00:11:22,745 --> 00:11:24,845 Dinner is on me. 345 00:11:24,947 --> 00:11:26,113 It is Valentine's Day, 346 00:11:26,182 --> 00:11:28,315 and I want to treat my lady right. 347 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:29,950 That's so sweet! 348 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:32,219 I just need to swing by an ATM first. 349 00:11:32,321 --> 00:11:34,588 Sure. There's a Cal National near the restaurant. 350 00:11:34,657 --> 00:11:35,890 [Inhales sharply] 351 00:11:35,992 --> 00:11:38,359 Actually, I need a Wells Fargo, 352 00:11:38,461 --> 00:11:40,443 or else I'll have to pay a $2 fee. 353 00:11:40,502 --> 00:11:41,568 [Groans] 354 00:11:42,591 --> 00:11:43,631 Pfft! 355 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,533 I was just messing with ya! 356 00:11:45,601 --> 00:11:48,592 My baby wants a Cali Nash, we go to a Cali Nash. 357 00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:51,162 I got paper in every ATM, baby girl. 358 00:11:51,224 --> 00:11:53,140 You know what I'm sayin'? 359 00:11:53,176 --> 00:11:55,771 Come on! Quinn still hasn't called me back! 360 00:11:55,834 --> 00:11:57,211 It's been half an hour! 361 00:11:57,280 --> 00:11:58,728 Call him again. 362 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,517 I can't. It will show up on his phone. 363 00:12:00,571 --> 00:12:03,252 See? Those smartphones. 364 00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:06,227 You know you used to be able to call a man a hundred times 365 00:12:06,252 --> 00:12:08,309 before his girlfriend got suspicious. 366 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,526 [Chuckles] Yeah. 367 00:12:09,551 --> 00:12:10,674 [Chuckles] Yeah. 368 00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:11,597 [Knock on door] 369 00:12:11,622 --> 00:12:12,691 Hey, guys! 370 00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:14,950 Little girl, you want me to drive by 371 00:12:15,037 --> 00:12:16,503 that little boy's house for you, baby? 372 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:18,087 See if his bike is there? 373 00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:19,873 - Ooh. - Yes, please. 374 00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:21,041 Mm-hmm. 375 00:12:22,244 --> 00:12:23,310 Hi! 376 00:12:25,114 --> 00:12:28,315 So, I know exactly what you're going through. 377 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:31,411 When I was 13, I had a Quinn. 378 00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:32,512 You did? 379 00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:34,247 Ohhh, yes. 380 00:12:34,316 --> 00:12:37,250 Phillip West. 381 00:12:37,353 --> 00:12:38,919 He was so cute. 382 00:12:38,987 --> 00:12:40,787 He used to get mad because I would do better 383 00:12:40,856 --> 00:12:42,923 on our science tests than him, 384 00:12:42,991 --> 00:12:45,392 so when they gave it back, he would flip through mine 385 00:12:45,461 --> 00:12:48,462 and be like, "You got that one? How did you know that?" 386 00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:50,297 Ooh. That's so annoying. 387 00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:51,898 Yeah. Totally. 388 00:12:51,934 --> 00:12:55,669 But I wanted him to like me so bad that... 389 00:12:55,771 --> 00:12:58,171 I started purposefully missing questions 390 00:12:58,273 --> 00:13:00,207 so he would get a better grade. 391 00:13:00,309 --> 00:13:01,375 Did it work? 392 00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:02,709 Yeah. 393 00:13:02,811 --> 00:13:05,479 So... you could take a page out of my book. 394 00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:07,080 You could let Quinn be Willy Loman. 395 00:13:07,182 --> 00:13:09,916 You could take one of the smaller parts. 396 00:13:09,985 --> 00:13:12,986 But then you have to deal with the awful feeling 397 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:16,123 that you dimmed your light for someone else. 398 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:17,257 Hmm. 399 00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:20,093 Thank you, Mom. 400 00:13:20,162 --> 00:13:22,896 You're welcome, sweetheart. 401 00:13:22,998 --> 00:13:23,930 [Groans] 402 00:13:24,032 --> 00:13:25,766 Um, what ever happened to Phillip? 403 00:13:27,002 --> 00:13:28,402 You think I keep track of a guy 404 00:13:28,504 --> 00:13:30,804 who dumped me at a Young MC concert 405 00:13:30,873 --> 00:13:33,640 and then lost his tenure due to plagiarism? 406 00:13:33,709 --> 00:13:35,175 Because I don't. 407 00:13:35,277 --> 00:13:37,544 No, I don't. 408 00:13:37,646 --> 00:13:39,946 So, Junior listened to me and Pops 409 00:13:40,048 --> 00:13:42,315 and started manning up for his girl. 410 00:13:42,418 --> 00:13:43,283 Sir! 411 00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:45,652 We'll have two steaks. 412 00:13:45,754 --> 00:13:46,853 Very good, sir. 413 00:13:46,955 --> 00:13:49,656 I was actually thinking pasta. 414 00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:51,925 Two steaks and two pastas. 415 00:13:52,027 --> 00:13:53,326 You want a starter? Shrimp? 416 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:54,928 All right, we'll have some shrimp, too. 417 00:13:54,963 --> 00:13:56,730 And none of the little ones, all right? 418 00:13:56,799 --> 00:13:58,932 We want the ones where you can see the whole face. 419 00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,134 My baby likes 'em jumbo. 420 00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:02,436 Very good, sir. 421 00:14:04,473 --> 00:14:05,739 Pasta's good, huh? 422 00:14:05,841 --> 00:14:08,675 I ordered angel hair, but this penne is really good. 423 00:14:08,777 --> 00:14:09,976 [Fork clatters] 424 00:14:11,380 --> 00:14:12,512 Boss. [Chuckles] 425 00:14:12,581 --> 00:14:14,981 Does this look like the hair of an angel to you? 426 00:14:15,083 --> 00:14:16,616 Junior, it's fine. 427 00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,952 He knows what he did. 428 00:14:19,021 --> 00:14:20,153 Take this back. 429 00:14:26,103 --> 00:14:27,701 - Here you go. - Thank you. 430 00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,549 Are you sure you don't want to split it? 431 00:14:29,585 --> 00:14:31,652 You hold on to your little money, all right? 432 00:14:31,754 --> 00:14:33,587 Big J's got this. 433 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,389 Eee! 434 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:39,259 Well, uh... if you'll excuse me for one second, uh... 435 00:14:39,362 --> 00:14:41,428 He made a mistake. He didn't charge me enough. 436 00:14:41,530 --> 00:14:42,596 What? 437 00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,433 [Cellphone chimes] 438 00:14:46,535 --> 00:14:48,102 [Footsteps approach] 439 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,236 [Sighs] 440 00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:50,704 - [Cellphone chiming] - [Bow vocalizing] 441 00:14:50,806 --> 00:14:52,439 Junior's texting me for money? 442 00:14:52,541 --> 00:14:53,440 [Scoffs] 443 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:54,908 No, thanks. 444 00:14:55,011 --> 00:14:56,710 Did you just shush your own son? 445 00:14:56,779 --> 00:14:58,245 Well, if he's so fine, 446 00:14:58,347 --> 00:15:00,714 then he can handle whatever it is himself. 447 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:02,049 What are you so happy about? 448 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,852 I am so good. 449 00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:09,272 I opened up to Diane about my seventh-grade crush. 450 00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:12,292 - Ooh! - My vulnerable 13-year-old girl 451 00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:15,896 chatted with her vulnerable 13-year-old girl. 452 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,464 - Oh. There she is. - DIANE: Hey, Mom! 453 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,513 Ooh! Oh, God! 454 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,300 - Hey. Okay, thanks for the talk before. - Yes? 455 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:21,635 You were a big help. 456 00:15:21,737 --> 00:15:23,037 - Okay, so, guess what I did. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,539 I told Quinn that I was going to trade parts with him, 458 00:15:25,641 --> 00:15:27,508 and now we're going to the movies on Sunday! 459 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:30,944 - What? - Yeah. 460 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,080 I turned my light down, and it worked. 461 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,310 ♪ Just like you said it would ♪ 462 00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,435 No! No, no! 463 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:36,982 T-That is not what you were supposed to 464 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,076 take away from the story. 465 00:15:38,120 --> 00:15:39,753 I... Okay. 466 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,355 I'm gonna call the drama teacher. 467 00:15:41,457 --> 00:15:43,323 You guys are not gonna switch roles. 468 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,459 Mom, I don't even care about the part anymore. 469 00:15:45,561 --> 00:15:49,229 I don't care that you don't care about the part anymore! 470 00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:51,965 You are going to shine your light 471 00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,167 whether you like it or not! 472 00:15:53,269 --> 00:15:55,269 Why are you doing this to me?! 473 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,771 Because I-I believe in you! 474 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,940 You're a trailblazer! 475 00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:01,553 - [Cellphone chiming] - Looks like there's only one 476 00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:03,623 undefeated parent in the house. 477 00:16:04,313 --> 00:16:06,514 Damn it, Junior! Take a hint! 478 00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:10,212 BOW: Oh, I'm excited. 479 00:16:10,314 --> 00:16:11,692 Want a program? 480 00:16:13,464 --> 00:16:14,506 BOW: Ohh! 481 00:16:14,567 --> 00:16:15,833 Ohhh. 482 00:16:15,901 --> 00:16:17,542 I see you're still icing us. 483 00:16:17,597 --> 00:16:18,607 What happened? 484 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,709 Thanks to them, 485 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:22,886 I humiliated myself manning up last night. 486 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:24,133 Mm. 487 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,801 I ran out of money, so I had to raid the fountain 488 00:16:25,870 --> 00:16:27,035 outside the restaurant. 489 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:28,971 [Exhales sharply] 490 00:16:29,039 --> 00:16:30,506 I'd like to settle up. 491 00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:34,951 Oh, man. 492 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:36,882 - Mnh! - [Sighs] 493 00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:39,047 I paid in other people's wishes. 494 00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:42,217 Good evening, and welcome to our production 495 00:16:42,286 --> 00:16:44,820 of "Death of a Salesman" by Arthur Miller. 496 00:16:44,889 --> 00:16:46,455 Please respect our performers 497 00:16:46,490 --> 00:16:48,425 by kindly silencing all cellphones. 498 00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,776 [Cellphone ringing] 499 00:16:51,801 --> 00:16:52,805 [Ringing stops] 500 00:16:52,830 --> 00:16:54,096 Hey, Mason. Yeah? 501 00:16:54,165 --> 00:16:55,731 Yeah, I think I'm doing pretty good, too. 502 00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:59,001 Was I wrong to force Diane to do this? 503 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:00,269 No. 504 00:17:00,337 --> 00:17:02,337 Nothing bad ever happens 505 00:17:02,373 --> 00:17:05,207 when a parent forces a child into show business. 506 00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:06,441 Nothing. 507 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:07,976 - Thank you, Ruby. - Mm. 508 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:08,921 Shh. 509 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,880 ♪ 510 00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:12,925 Willy! 511 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,049 It's okay. 512 00:17:14,118 --> 00:17:15,384 I came back. 513 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,819 Where were you all day? 514 00:17:16,887 --> 00:17:17,953 You look terrible. 515 00:17:18,022 --> 00:17:19,721 I suddenly couldn't drive anymore. 516 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,124 The car just kept on going off onto the shoulder, you know? 517 00:17:22,149 --> 00:17:23,231 Suddenly... 518 00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:26,195 Bow had a lot riding on Diane's performance, 519 00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:28,297 but I got to say, 520 00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:30,899 my daughter stepped up, and she delivered. 521 00:17:31,001 --> 00:17:33,001 [Cheers and applause] 522 00:17:33,103 --> 00:17:36,438 ♪ 523 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:38,941 Bravo, Diane! 524 00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:40,943 Bravo, Diane! 525 00:17:41,045 --> 00:17:42,778 That man is my daughter! 526 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,479 That man is my daughter! 527 00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:48,450 [Cheers and applause continue] 528 00:17:48,552 --> 00:17:49,685 Peggy, we're a hit! 529 00:17:49,787 --> 00:17:51,620 We're gonna run for two whole weekends! 530 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:52,654 Oh, my God! 531 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,089 [Both squealing] 532 00:17:55,860 --> 00:17:56,892 Hey. 533 00:17:56,961 --> 00:17:58,260 Can I get a ride home with you? 534 00:17:58,362 --> 00:17:59,328 Sure. 535 00:17:59,396 --> 00:18:01,163 If your masculinity is strong enough 536 00:18:01,232 --> 00:18:02,731 to survive the passenger seat. 537 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:04,633 A dude's driving, so it's fine. 538 00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:06,235 [Scoffs] 539 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:10,505 Never thought I'd be cool 540 00:18:10,608 --> 00:18:13,508 with watching my daughter play a man, but... 541 00:18:13,611 --> 00:18:14,743 I loved it. 542 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,882 So maybe I can be cool with, uh... 543 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,550 you doing your thing, too. 544 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,621 Thanks, Dad. 545 00:18:27,157 --> 00:18:30,926 And, you know, you're not as outdated as you think. 546 00:18:30,995 --> 00:18:33,929 After all, you were raised by a strong woman... 547 00:18:33,998 --> 00:18:35,870 - Yep. - ...married a strong woman... 548 00:18:35,933 --> 00:18:38,300 - True dat. - ...are raising two strong women. 549 00:18:38,402 --> 00:18:39,635 Sure am. 550 00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,603 And you're not threatened by any of them. 551 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:43,071 Maybe Diane. 552 00:18:43,173 --> 00:18:45,641 Come to think of it, you're actually a feminist. 553 00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:46,808 I am, aren't I? 554 00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:48,076 Yeah. 555 00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:50,545 And being a male feminist is a much bigger deal 556 00:18:50,648 --> 00:18:52,481 than being a female feminist. 557 00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,682 Uh... 558 00:18:53,751 --> 00:18:56,351 I guess I'm the biggest feminist in the family! 559 00:18:56,453 --> 00:18:57,819 [Both laugh] 560 00:18:57,888 --> 00:19:00,255 Yup. Be sure to tell Mom. She will love that. 561 00:19:00,324 --> 00:19:02,024 Yeah, I will. 562 00:19:02,126 --> 00:19:04,226 - I will. - [Chuckles] 563 00:19:04,328 --> 00:19:05,327 Bye, guys! 564 00:19:05,429 --> 00:19:06,495 - Bye! - Bye! 565 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:08,363 ♪ 566 00:19:08,388 --> 00:19:09,431 Hey. 567 00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:10,532 Hey! 568 00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:12,267 How was the cast party? 569 00:19:12,369 --> 00:19:14,503 - It was so amazing! - Was it? 570 00:19:14,605 --> 00:19:16,939 Everyone just kept on congratulating me. 571 00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:19,308 It just felt so incredible to be up on that stage, Mom. 572 00:19:19,343 --> 00:19:20,286 Mm. 573 00:19:20,311 --> 00:19:22,411 - I'm so glad you made me do it. - [Squeals] 574 00:19:22,513 --> 00:19:24,613 Ohh! I'm just so proud of you. 575 00:19:24,715 --> 00:19:26,982 And you know what the best part is? 576 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:30,118 You set a precedent about choosing yourself, 577 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,088 and that's gonna stay with you for the rest of your life. 578 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:35,691 Thank you, Mom. 579 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:38,026 Plus, Ms. Davis was so impressed with my performance, 580 00:19:38,128 --> 00:19:39,461 - guess what she did. - What? 581 00:19:39,563 --> 00:19:42,130 She decided to switch up the roles in the next musical 582 00:19:42,232 --> 00:19:43,932 to "Dreamgirls and Boys." 583 00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,859 - That's so cool! - I know! 584 00:19:45,953 --> 00:19:47,636 Oh, my... Hey. 585 00:19:47,738 --> 00:19:48,971 What happened with Quinn? 586 00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:51,173 Oh. He hooked up with my wife. 587 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,574 Oh. Okay. 588 00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:54,739 - But you know what? I don't even care. - Okay. 589 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,645 I'm done with boys who can't handle my success. 590 00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:58,080 Mm-hmm. That's right. 591 00:19:58,182 --> 00:19:59,247 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 592 00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:00,983 Hey, Diane. 593 00:20:01,085 --> 00:20:03,452 I just wanted to say congrats. You were awesome. 594 00:20:03,554 --> 00:20:06,455 Aww. Thanks, Pablo. 595 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:07,856 Um... 596 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,725 do you, um... 597 00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:11,893 do you want to sit together at lunch tomorrow? 598 00:20:13,998 --> 00:20:15,831 First, you need to know something. 599 00:20:15,933 --> 00:20:16,965 I'm dope. 600 00:20:17,067 --> 00:20:19,401 And I'm always going to be dope. 601 00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:20,802 Can you handle that? 602 00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:22,204 Y-Yeah, totally. 603 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:23,972 Well, great. Find me at lunch. 604 00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:25,741 - Bye. - Bye! 605 00:20:25,843 --> 00:20:27,142 Hashtag Black girl magic. 606 00:20:27,234 --> 00:20:28,288 Hashtag Black girl magic. 607 00:20:28,345 --> 00:20:30,061 - Hey, hey, now! - Hey! 608 00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:33,965 ♪ No, no, no, no, I'm not living without ya ♪ 609 00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:36,436 ♪ I'm not living without ya ♪ 610 00:20:36,510 --> 00:20:41,891 ♪ I don't want to be free-ee-eee ♪ 611 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,813 ♪ I'm stayin' ♪ 612 00:20:43,890 --> 00:20:45,852 ♪ I'm stayin' ♪ 613 00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:50,340 ♪ And you, and you, and you ♪ 614 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:57,424 ♪ You're gonna love meeeeeee ♪ 615 00:20:57,448 --> 00:21:02,348 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 42602

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