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♪♪
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Margarita on the rocks,
huh? What?
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That's an excellent
choice, eh--
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(glass shattering)
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Have you seen our wine list?
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Oh my god, what happened
to all the bottles?
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Danny. Pfft.
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I'll talk to him, man.
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Thank you, so much
for filling in, man.
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I can't believe I forgot
to do the schedule again.
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It's all my mom's fault
She's so selfish.
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Had to go on
her stupid honeymoon.
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Who's gonna wait
on all these tables?
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-Hey.
-Riley, hey.
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-Perfect timing.
-Is Danny ready to go?
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Yes, as soon as he finishes
cooking this order.
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What order?
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Hi, thank you guys
for waiting, this is Riley.
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She'll be your
server this evening.
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Push the appies.
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You know what, Ben?
Ben, push them yourself.
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All right? I passed the bar
so that I wouldn't have
to work in one.
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Come on, dude,
you've got to get it together.
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I mean, Tucker's
making drinks?
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What's next?
Is Emma working the deep fryer?
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You kidding?
She's my best cocktail waitress.
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(theme music playing)
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♪ It's amazing how
the unexpected ♪
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♪ Can take your life
and change directions ♪
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Man, finding a new manager
for the bar is going to be
harder than I thought.
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No one included the photo
with their resume.
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How am I supposed to tell
if she's hot?
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And why are you eating
everything in the house?
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Didn't you just eat
at Riley's?
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That's the problem.
She's a horrible cook.
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Oh. I know.
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She make you one of
her meat waffles?
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Yeah. I didn't know
it was possible
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for something to be
both overcooked
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and undercooked at the exact
same time.
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But I don't want to hurt
her feelings,
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so, everything she puts
in front of me,
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I've been tossing, hiding,
or flushing.
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Knock, knock. Hey, babe.
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Oh, hey, honey. Um...
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Now that we've got all
the food out,
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we can finally clean the fridge.
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Clean it, Ben.
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Um, you forgot your gym bag,
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and I found a meat waffle in it.
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Oh, yeah, they're just so good
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that I wanted to save one
for after practice.
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They taste even better
when they've
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been in a hot locker for
a while.
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No way!
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I just got a resume
from Sam Saffe.
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I think it's really her.
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Wait, wait, wait, Samantha Saffe
from high school?
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Ugh, she was so perfect.
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God, I hated her.
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Really? I thought she was nice.
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You know, now that I think
about it,
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not a huge fan.
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Yeah, well, I loved her.
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Sat behind her in home room
for three years.
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Smell of cherry lip balm
and acne cream still gets
me going.
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She didn't even know
you were alive.
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Oh, she will now.
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Wait, you're not really gonna
have her come in
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for an interview, are you?
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Uh, hell yeah.
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This is the kind of moment
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you dream about your
entire life.
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I'm gonna let her think
she's got the job,
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and then I'm gonna yank it away.
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Then she'll feel like I did
every single day of my life.
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And that, my friends, will be
the ultimate "re-Benge."
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Ha-ha!
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How have I not
used that before?
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"Re-Benge"-- that's genius.
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Oh, these are the moments
where I really feel like
I dodged a bullet.
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-Hey.
-Hey, Riles.
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Back from my honeymoon.
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Wanna see my tan lines?
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Trick question.
I don't have any.
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Yeah, yeah, I got that
from your postcard.
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Even though the post office
blacked out all the nude parts.
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Sounds like your honeymoon
was a dream come true.
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Yeah. Sort of.
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I want a divorce.
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What?
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You just got married!
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You and Brad seem
so happy together.
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Well, of course Brad was happy.
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He was with me!
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But, you know, then
on the plane on the way home,
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I realized something terrible:
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He was coming home with me.
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I had breakfast,
he was there.
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I had lunch, still there.
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Dinner, bed,
my 2:00 a.m. tinkle time,
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there, there, there!
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And he's just completely
smothering me.
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Or... loving you?
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(phone buzzes)
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Ugh.
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He's left me 10 messages
already this morning,
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and I just saw him last night.
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(intercom beeps)
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Mrs. Perrin, there's
a Brad Walker here to see you.
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Oh my god, Brad? Brad!
What is Brad doing here?
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Who knows?
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He probably planted
a GPS in my bra.
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Okay, all right,
here's what you do.
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Just feel him out and see
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if he'll be completely
crushed if I leave him.
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Oh, who am I kidding,
of course he will be.
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Why would I do that?
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I gave you two sons.
You owe me.
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Yo, Sam's gonna be
here any minute.
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This is gonna be epic.
I'm not even gonna
recognize her.
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She's gonna be all like,
"Oh, my god, Ben Wheeler,
is that you?"
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And then I'll be all like,
"I'm sorry, do we
know each other?"
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And then she'll be like,
"It's me, Sam Saffe
from homeroom."
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And I'll be like,
"Oh, what's up, baby?"
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Oh, here she is.
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Crap. She's even hotter.
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Okay. Tucker,
follow my lead.
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And another thing.
If I ever catch you stealing...
olives ever again,
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you're fired.
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'Cause I'm the owner
of this bar.
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Yeah, that's right,
I own this bar.
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Look, I'm sorry, man.
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It's not gonna happen again.
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Hi, I'm Sam.
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I'm here about
the manager position.
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I'm guessing
you're the owner.
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Right, hi, Sam.
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Why don't we--
Why don't we sit down over here?
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I'm-- I'm Ben.
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Nice to meet you.
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Uh, so, I think
my resume is up to date
with my work history.
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Ben Wheeler.
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Right. Got it.
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Uh, and as you can see,
I have a degree in Hotel-
Restaurant management.
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I'm sorry, let me stop
you right there.
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Is it just me,
or do I look familiar to you?
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No, I don't think so.
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Uh, I have been working
in this industry for--
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It's me! Ben!
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Ben Wheeler. We went
to high school together?
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We did?
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I sat behind you in homeroom
for three years.
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You did?
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I only remember some
annoying guy with braces.
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Oh, my god,
it is you!
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Danny Wheeler's
little brother!
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How is he?
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Well, after the utter bliss
of my honeymoon--
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Yeah, Brad, about that.
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What if I had some news
that wasn't so blissful?
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Oh, great.
Just pile it on, life.
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Take another swing
at the ol' Brad punching bag.
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How much can one man lose
in one day?
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Oh...
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-So, you know?
-Of course I know!
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I know that he was
so young and full of life,
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with the whole world
right at his--
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Wait, how did you find out
that my brother died?
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Tad's dead? Oh, my god!
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I-- I obviously
had no idea.
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But... you seemed so upset,
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I just assumed.
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You assumed that
my brother was dead?
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I'm a really good assumer.
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I got the call this morning.
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Bonnie already slipped
out of bed.
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She's so sweet not to wake me.
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I'm the executor of the will,
that's why I came to see you.
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That's just--
Ugh, that's horrible.
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I can't believe it.
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Tad's dead.
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What are you doing?
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I'm a big note taker.
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He was on a spiritual quest
around the world
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to find himself.
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Sadly, he did...
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at the bottom of a ravine
in Machu Picchu!
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I begged him not to text
and hang glide at the same time!
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Oh, hey, Brad.
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There you are.
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I just got your messages
about Tad.
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I am so sorry.
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-Oh, Bon-Bon.
-Okay.
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You're all I have left.
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I am never gonna let you go.
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Aww...
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Never say never.
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Hey, babe,
what's with the grocery bags?
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Oh, just making dinner
for my man.
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Um, sorry, I can't do dinner.
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Why not?
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Just give me a minute.
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Got it.
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Coach put me on a diet
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'cause I ate so much
of your food.
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'cause I love it so much.
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And now
my eight-pack is a six pack
like regular people.
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(elevator dings)
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I love this building.
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Someone left
a perfectly good pizza in there.
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Well, that truly could not
have gone any better.
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Dude, I'm sorry I left early.
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I just got tired.
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No, I meant Sam.
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Let's just say she's never
gonna forget Ben Wheeler
ever again.
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You get your big moment
of revenge and send her packing?
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Better. I hired her.
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I don't think you know
how revenge works.
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No, man,
I was thinking too small.
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You see, we'll work together,
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Sam will fall hopelessly
in love with me,
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and then, when she least
expects it, I'll fire her.
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Bam!
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"Ben-geance" is mine.
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Hahaha! Damn,
that one's good too.
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You know what you are?
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A "Ben-ace" to society.
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All right,
here you go.
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Sorry, it's kind of
a tight squeeze.
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All right, let me just
clear some of this stuff
off for you.
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Oh, this is a photo
of my daughter, Emma,
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who I'm raising by myself...
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selflessly.
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Oh, let me just get
this out of your way.
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Just a picture of me
at the beach last summer.
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Pretty much a gun show.
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Oh, I'll get that.
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Hey, um, I was wondering
if you and I could--
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Could go out? Whoa,
slow it down, sugar!
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Not sure how appropriate
that would be.
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I just wanted
to go over the schedule.
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Oh.
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Oh, we can go
over the schedule.
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We can go over it
all night long.
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Hey, Ben. Did you know
Tucker's stealing olives?
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Danny!
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Oh, Sam, hi.
Ben said he hired you.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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You know, he's practically
living with his girlfriend,
Riley Perrin.
251
00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:57,485
Riley Perrin? Really?
252
00:10:57,487 --> 00:11:00,157
She got hot.
253
00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,390
I actually dated her first.
254
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:05,302
I think the last time
I saw you,
255
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:06,495
you were signing my yearbook.
256
00:11:06,496 --> 00:11:09,366
Oh, well, I hope I wrote
something inspirational.
257
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,369
Like, "stay sweet,"
or "have a great summer."
258
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,342
I actually have no idea.
259
00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:16,354
That idiot Bobby Sherwood
stole my yearbook
260
00:11:16,346 --> 00:11:18,146
before I could see
what anyone wrote.
261
00:11:18,148 --> 00:11:20,378
And I was homecoming queen,
so there was a lot.
262
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:24,582
Oh well.
I'm gonna go check on
the timecards.
263
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,394
Really good to see you, Danny.
264
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,556
Yeah, you too.
Have a nice day.
265
00:11:28,558 --> 00:11:31,158
Ooh, maybe I wrote that?
266
00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:36,303
Her yearbook. That's it!
267
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,496
I'm gonna get her yearbook back
and then she's gonna fall
in love with me!
268
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:39,168
How are you gonna do that?
269
00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:42,429
Senior year I professed
my feelings to her
in her yearbook,
270
00:11:42,432 --> 00:11:45,312
but I chickened out,
so I stole it so she
wouldn't see it.
271
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,305
Then I framed Bobby Sherwood.
272
00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,377
It was the perfect crime.
273
00:11:49,379 --> 00:11:51,479
Hey, uh,
274
00:11:51,481 --> 00:11:53,581
why is your face
taped to my body?
275
00:11:57,287 --> 00:11:59,617
So, I've drawn up
some simple divorce papers.
276
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:03,289
Just get Brad to sign these,
and bing, bang, boom,
you're single again.
277
00:12:03,293 --> 00:12:04,493
Okay. First of all,
278
00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:07,634
"bing, bang, boom"
is how we got together
in the first place.
279
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:10,627
And second,
his brother just died.
280
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:13,530
I can't throw divorce
papers in his face.
281
00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:15,313
I have to let him
down gently.
282
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:16,535
-(knocking)
-Oh my god, that's him.
283
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,536
Okay, just take
those papers and hide.
284
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,668
I do not want him to see
what a heartless person you are.
285
00:12:20,670 --> 00:12:22,470
Okay, just go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
286
00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,642
-Mrs. Wheeler--
-Go!
287
00:12:28,678 --> 00:12:30,518
Hi, Emma.
288
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:34,280
When you hit your rebellious
teens and you think about
running away,
289
00:12:34,284 --> 00:12:35,534
please, take me with you.
290
00:12:35,525 --> 00:12:36,525
No.
291
00:12:38,528 --> 00:12:42,328
Bonnie, my brother's death
has changed everything for me.
292
00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:44,332
Life is fragile.
293
00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:47,444
And I realized that I want
to leave a legacy.
294
00:12:47,437 --> 00:12:49,267
Okay, neat.
Um, listen, honey,
295
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,599
um, we need to talk--
296
00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:53,370
I wanna make a baby.
297
00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:55,554
That's nice, sweetie.
298
00:12:55,545 --> 00:12:56,545
With whom?
299
00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:57,646
With you?
300
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,710
Just think about it.
301
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:05,591
You and me
raising a little Brad Junior.
302
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,615
Or maybe we should
name him Tad.
303
00:13:07,617 --> 00:13:10,517
Eh, screw it,
I like Brad better.
304
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,290
Okay, could you just
excuse me for one little second.
305
00:13:14,424 --> 00:13:16,734
Oh god, oh god.
306
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:19,496
Brad wants me to have a baby.
307
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:23,500
Does he know
how old you are?
308
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,643
I mean, he can pump the well
all he wants,
309
00:13:25,635 --> 00:13:28,305
but he's only
gonna get sand.
310
00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:31,639
Emma, close your eyes.
311
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,413
Riley: Oww, oww!
312
00:13:36,516 --> 00:13:38,416
Hey, I got her yearbook.
313
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,418
I tore up my love note
like she tore up my heart.
314
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,521
I'm gonna finally get Sam.
315
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,992
You mean get back at Sam?
316
00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:45,364
-That's what I said.
-That's not what I heard.
317
00:13:45,355 --> 00:13:46,725
-What'd you hear?
-That you're still
in love with her.
318
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,356
Pfft. Come on,
that's ridiculous.
319
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,699
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
320
00:13:54,464 --> 00:13:55,644
Hey, Sam.
321
00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,435
I got your yearbook back
from Bobby Sherwood.
322
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:02,468
It was a pretty big struggle,
so there might be
a page missing.
323
00:14:02,472 --> 00:14:05,722
Ben, you're amazing,
thank you.
324
00:14:05,715 --> 00:14:07,745
I'll never forget this.
325
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,321
That's right.
326
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:17,333
Ben Wheeler, most likely
to steal your heart,
not your yearbook.
327
00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:19,627
Not your yearbook!
328
00:14:19,629 --> 00:14:22,589
How's your plan going to fire
and publicly humiliate her?
329
00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:23,692
Fantastic.
330
00:14:23,693 --> 00:14:25,773
I'm just gonna let her
suffer a little bit longer.
331
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,665
It's the perfect "Ben-detta."
332
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,667
Ha-ha! They just keep
getting better and better.
333
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:32,500
No, they don't.
334
00:14:35,745 --> 00:14:37,445
Can you take this
to table five?
335
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:43,752
Mrs. Wheeler!
336
00:14:43,753 --> 00:14:45,463
What are you doing?
337
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:47,455
Well, you know,
I thought about it,
338
00:14:47,457 --> 00:14:48,787
and I was being rash.
339
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,618
You know? And I needed
to give Brad one more chance
340
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:53,491
to just stop smothering me.
341
00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:57,833
But this morning,
he did something that proves
he's never gonna change.
342
00:14:57,827 --> 00:15:01,827
We had sex, and he wanted
to cuddle after.
343
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,684
I-- Like, "Get off me, man!"
344
00:15:08,678 --> 00:15:10,778
You know what--
You know that I think?
345
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,610
I think that you're scared.
346
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,712
Okay? I think you're afraid
of how you feel,
347
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,694
and you're just looking
for an easy way out.
348
00:15:16,686 --> 00:15:17,846
Well, you know what,
Mrs. Wheeler?
349
00:15:17,847 --> 00:15:19,747
That's not what love is.
350
00:15:19,749 --> 00:15:21,689
All right?
Love is a commitment
351
00:15:21,691 --> 00:15:23,721
where you ride
the good times,
352
00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:25,563
and you talk about
the bad times,
353
00:15:25,555 --> 00:15:27,855
and you always tell
each other the truth.
354
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:30,697
It's like me and Danny.
355
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:33,730
We tell each other everything.
356
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:35,573
Even when the truth hurts.
357
00:15:35,565 --> 00:15:36,765
I hate your cooking.
358
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,608
Good example. See?
359
00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,910
I mean, if Danny really hated
my cooking, he would say it
just like that.
360
00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,723
No, I really hate
your cooking.
361
00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:49,377
Thanks, babe,
but I made my point.
362
00:15:49,379 --> 00:15:53,479
Mrs. Wheeler, Brad deserves
to hear the truth.
363
00:15:53,483 --> 00:15:58,433
All right? Just tell him
that he's smothering you
and you need some space.
364
00:15:58,428 --> 00:15:59,888
Wow.
365
00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:03,589
Who knew a noodle
with lipstick could give me
a good kick in the ass?
366
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:09,495
I was just pushing him away
before he could push me away.
367
00:16:09,499 --> 00:16:15,549
And while I would like to be
able to get the mail without
getting an "I miss you" text,
368
00:16:15,545 --> 00:16:18,745
the good outweighs the Brad.
369
00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:20,908
I love him.
370
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:23,750
And I'm gonna make it work,
371
00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:26,463
no matter how hard
he has to try.
372
00:16:28,718 --> 00:16:30,618
Excuse me,
I'm looking for Sam Saffe,
373
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:31,760
does she work here?
374
00:16:34,764 --> 00:16:36,904
-Ben Wheeler!
-B-B-B-B-B-Bobby Sherwood.
375
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,966
W-w-w-w-w-w-what are
you doing here?
376
00:16:39,969 --> 00:16:42,629
This is so random.
This is random, right?
377
00:16:42,632 --> 00:16:44,932
Yeah, I got this bizarre
voicemail from Sam
378
00:16:44,934 --> 00:16:46,814
telling me off for stealing
her yearbook or something.
379
00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,506
Wow, that is so weird.
380
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,579
You know what? She's probably
over it by now.
381
00:16:51,581 --> 00:16:53,511
You should let
bygones be bygones.
382
00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,523
So, bye, be gone.
383
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,715
Nah, that'd be
really immature.
384
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,887
I think I should
clear this up.
385
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:01,350
Bobby,
386
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:05,531
remember that time you stuffed
me in my locker after giving me
an aggressive wedgie?
387
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:08,625
Then you felt bad and said
someday you'd make it up to me?
388
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,858
Well, Bobby,
389
00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:11,699
today's that day.
390
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,963
All right,
let the record reflect
391
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:18,774
that the Wheeler-Walker
divorce has duly been shredded.
392
00:17:18,768 --> 00:17:20,868
Knock, knock, knock.
Ah, Bonnie.
393
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,570
I'm glad you're here.
394
00:17:22,572 --> 00:17:23,972
Okay, Brad,
we need to talk.
395
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,683
It's all right,
I know why you haven't
been yourself lately.
396
00:17:25,675 --> 00:17:27,745
-You do?
-You can sense
that I'm unhappy.
397
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:28,947
-I can?
-Yes.
398
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:29,978
And that's
why I'm leaving you.
399
00:17:29,979 --> 00:17:31,749
What?
400
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,021
You're leaving me?
401
00:17:33,022 --> 00:17:35,592
I am the best thing
that ever happened to you.
402
00:17:35,585 --> 00:17:36,625
You're absolutely right.
403
00:17:36,626 --> 00:17:38,856
You'll never meet
another woman like me.
404
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,528
I totally agree.
405
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:43,959
And without me, you would
just be some young, hot,
single guy!
406
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,743
Okay, that one
totally got away from me.
407
00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:47,835
Bonnie...
408
00:17:47,837 --> 00:17:49,897
I need to finish Tad's journey.
409
00:17:49,899 --> 00:17:51,839
I'm going on his quest.
410
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,546
Okay, wait, so--
411
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,648
so you're not leaving me?
412
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:03,850
You're just gonna
be halfway across
the world from me?
413
00:18:05,715 --> 00:18:06,855
I can deal with that.
414
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:09,918
Oh, thank you, Bon-Bon.
415
00:18:09,919 --> 00:18:12,019
I was so afraid
that you wouldn't understand.
416
00:18:12,021 --> 00:18:13,761
So, you'll be right here
when I get back?
417
00:18:13,763 --> 00:18:15,023
You bet I might!
418
00:18:17,967 --> 00:18:20,627
Okay, just remember
everything I told you to say,
you got it?
419
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:21,800
Sam, hey,
look who it is.
420
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:25,001
It's that horrible
Bobby Sherwood
who stole your yearbook.
421
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,784
Bobby Sherwood.
422
00:18:26,776 --> 00:18:28,776
Came here
to tell you he's sorry.
423
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,678
Any time, Bobby.
424
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,010
Sorry. I'm a terrible person.
425
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:35,892
Thank god Ben Wheeler
showed me the error of my ways.
426
00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:38,917
Just tell me one thing,
427
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,718
why did you do it?
428
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,920
I don't know...
429
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:45,901
I guess, maybe...
I liked you.
430
00:18:45,895 --> 00:18:46,955
You liked me?
431
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:49,896
I mean, everyone did,
but no one else stole my stuff.
432
00:18:49,899 --> 00:18:51,899
Well, you never noticed me,
433
00:18:51,901 --> 00:18:53,031
and that made me mad.
434
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,962
So, I took it.
435
00:18:54,964 --> 00:18:57,844
It was stupid
and immature.
436
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,107
And I'm sorry.
437
00:18:59,108 --> 00:19:00,938
Really?
438
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,940
I honestly had no idea.
439
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,953
Actually kinda sweet.
440
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:10,718
Do you wanna
get a drink sometime?
441
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,020
Hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey!
442
00:19:13,022 --> 00:19:14,922
I'm the one you should
wanna have a drink with.
443
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:17,094
I'm the one
who stole your yearbook!
444
00:19:17,086 --> 00:19:18,686
I said too much.
445
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:23,089
Wait, you stole
my yearbook? Why?
446
00:19:23,092 --> 00:19:25,162
Yes, because I liked you,
447
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,144
and when I heard
you talk about the yearbook,
448
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:30,736
I realized how stupid I was
and I just wanted to do
something nice for you.
449
00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,670
I'm sorry.
450
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,772
You know, if you had
such strong feelings,
451
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,754
you should have just
expressed them instead of
keeping them bottled up.
452
00:19:37,747 --> 00:19:39,777
A yearbook would have been
a perfect place to do that.
453
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,950
I'm a therapist now.
454
00:19:42,952 --> 00:19:44,052
Here's my card.
455
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:49,756
So, what's the deal, Wheeler?
456
00:19:49,759 --> 00:19:51,789
Are you cool moving on
from this high school stuff?
457
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:54,121
'Cause if you can't,
it's gonna make it way too
awkward for me to work here,
458
00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:56,933
and I really like this job.
459
00:19:56,926 --> 00:19:58,126
You don't still
like me, do you?
460
00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,897
Oh, my god, no.
461
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,729
No. Haha.
462
00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:02,771
No, not at all.
463
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,732
I'm so over you.
464
00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:06,084
Let's not make
this weird.
465
00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:09,075
Can't a guy just get a girl
her yearbook back? Please!
466
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:12,981
Okay. Good.
467
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:14,942
-I'm gonna go
back to work now.
-All right.
468
00:20:18,788 --> 00:20:20,718
So, you gonna
fire her now?
469
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,020
You kidding? I don't want
to break her heart.
She's so into me.
470
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,803
Do you want me
to tell you the truth?
471
00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:28,826
Nope.
472
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,928
Everything is "Ben-tastic."
473
00:20:34,704 --> 00:20:36,014
Okay, that's the first one
that didn't work.
474
00:20:39,709 --> 00:20:42,769
Hey, Riley,
I need to come clean
about something.
475
00:20:42,772 --> 00:20:45,012
I don't like your cooking.
476
00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:46,824
Really?
477
00:20:46,816 --> 00:20:48,076
You were serious?
478
00:20:48,077 --> 00:20:48,747
Yeah.
479
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:51,818
I'm sorry I lied.
I just didn't want
to hurt your feelings.
480
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:54,822
That's okay, sweetie.
481
00:20:54,824 --> 00:20:57,164
We'll just... eat out more.
482
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,986
You know what? Why don't you go
grab your jacket,
483
00:20:58,988 --> 00:21:00,828
and we'll go out to dinner
right now?
484
00:21:00,830 --> 00:21:02,790
-Really? Thanks.
-Mm-hmm.
485
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,165
-Excellent advice, Mrs. Wheeler.
-Mm-hmm.
486
00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:11,067
Looks like I never have
to cook again.
487
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,240
I can't believe he fell
for the meat waffle.
488
00:21:14,243 --> 00:21:17,013
Yeah, like father, like son.
489
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:20,746
-Yeah!
-Whoo!
490
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:21,810
Hey, what are you doing?
491
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:23,711
Just, like, a fruit fly.
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