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I was right next to you when you found
out. I know how devastating it was.
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Call me if you need me, all right?
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Okay. Is that your dad?
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Oh, my God.
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My dad's making out with Stacey Moore,
his mom.
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We made a deal to do it together. I sent
my mom the video, and you did nothing
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on your end. I know we made a pact. No,
you broke a pact.
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I need to know your story with Farrah.
Farrah and I have been friends since
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second grade.
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Nothing's happened between us. I hate
the cross.
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He undermines everything we do around
here.
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The principal's son is the crotch. That
is so rad.
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Cerberus is obviously someone in this
high school. We just have to figure out
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who it is. So you're Cerberus. I am.
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So what do you want from us?
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I want in on the crotch officially.
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Hello, Cerberus. Hi, Jane family.
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What do you want, Depankar? I want to
make a deal with you. The three of us
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be the crotch.
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and in this moment, I really can't wait
to see you.
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This pose is called the broken cricket.
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Guess I'm fantasizing about a broken
cricket then.
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Is all really fair in love and war?
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Hold on a second.
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Both have rules of engagement, but the
rules change so much, nobody ever really
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gets good at them.
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Ooh la la.
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I'm definitely coming home for fall
break.
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Hopefully you can make some time for a
little broken cricket, maybe some
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downward dog. Okay, don't be gross.
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You need to get that?
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No, I'm good.
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Isn't it kind of essential to
concentrate when you're doing yoga?
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Yes.
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Just go see what they want.
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Okay. Bye.
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And then there are the rules of war,
which are even more ambiguous than love.
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The word rule implies there are
boundaries everyone agrees you shouldn't
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Don't freak out. I'm freaking out.
Don't. Too late. And my mother's
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inside the house freaking out right now,
too.
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Did you try to take the post down?
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I can't.
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He locked me out. Dip is already out of
control.
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I mean, wasn't the agreement that we're
supposed to work together as a team? I
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didn't agree to this post. Did you agree
to it? You know I didn't. Exactly.
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That's what I mean. He is in violation
of some sort of ethics breach.
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Calm down.
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Okay? Okay? The crotch is like a new toy
to him. He chose the bikini picture for
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a little shock value. I don't care about
the bikini. That is my dead dad in that
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photo. Okay? Taken on our last vacation
together. As a family.
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So there's probably more than a little
shock value there for me.
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That's the thing about war.
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The whole point isn't to be fair.
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It's to win.
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Dude,
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this is crap. How could they cancel
homecoming? This is a full -on
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Shit clouds, shit lightning, shit hail.
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I know, but maybe the threat will calm
him down a little.
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Or make him more in pain.
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Come and get me PILF and another
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photo of my parents from their
honeymoon.
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What the hell? I'm glad I let you talk
me into a deal with a sociopath.
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How did he get these photos? Did he even
attack your mom's computer?
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No, I do all her computer work.
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I have no idea how he's getting them.
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I'll go talk to him.
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Don't piss him off.
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Okay, who knows what else this maniac
has.
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I'll keep it civil.
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How do you have time for official school
business with all this aggressive
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posting? You'd be surprised how many
kids lose their school IDs per week.
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So what? We have to drop those off at
Principal Cowher's office from time to
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time? Maybe the office is empty, the
computer is unlocked?
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Is that how you got the photo?
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Seems plausible.
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So basically the principal trusts you,
and pilf is how you repay her.
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Oh, let's not get all high and mighty.
The other crotch passed through her
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vagina. And he posted about her, too.
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Coward never posted like you do. She's a
public figure in this school.
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She's fair game.
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By the way, do you think her tits are
real?
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You're smarter than this, Deb.
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You know that these posts aren't going
to lead to an actual working
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But they do make people chatter. And
that's the whole point, isn't it? I
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it's not very progressive of you to want
to censor the post just because you
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don't like the content.
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Come on.
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If you want the Crouch deal to work,
you're going to have to play by the same
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set of rules as the rest of us.
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The ambiguous rules.
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Now, see, what if I found something
damning on Stacey Moorhead's hard drive?
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Would you be cool if I posted that?
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No. And don't bait me.
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Am I baiting you?
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Or do I actually have something on her
that you're just dying to know about?
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I'm not doing that.
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Hey, it's almost the noon deadline, and
I assume you're not coming forward?
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So I guess homecoming's toast.
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Not like you had a date anyway.
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like this i know it's so old -fashioned
to care about it like brandon swain okay
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who are you right now no what are we
talking about oh just the fact that
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needs a good -looking guy for validation
oh kamala harris is not gonna revoke my
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pussy hat because i want to go to
homecoming with a guy that i have had a
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on since the second grade since when
were you gonna ask brandon swain to
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homecoming brandon swain asked her to
homecoming this morning just totally out
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of the bloom Really? I had no idea you
were working on that. That's amazing.
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Well, yeah, it was amazing until an hour
later when they canceled it.
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The Ilo thing ended in suck.
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Every other guy ended in suck.
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And then all of a sudden, a nice guy
liked me. And it's not just any nice
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It's Brandon Swain. Do you know that I
scrapbooked a piece of his chewed gum in
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the sixth grade?
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That is frightening.
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Yeah. I need a Diet Coke. Anyone want?
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Diet Coke?
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Okay, this is serious.
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If only we knew who the garage was,
maybe we could save homecoming.
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Subtle.
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Look, I know Kara went and posted those
photos of his own mother, and obviously
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you didn't, which means that your new
partner has gone rogue. Oh, very rogue.
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I just don't understand the why behind
whatever he's doing. There's no logic to
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it. Why does there have to be logic to
it? He might just be one of those people
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who likes to see if he can cause a flood
one drop at a time.
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Those are the worst.
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You cannot outsmart people like that.
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So, are you saying you don't have a
plan?
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Not yet, I don't.
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This is bad.
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Yeah, no shit.
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Have you signed the petition to save
Homecoming yet? Look at you.
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Hi. Our little social justice warrior.
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Version 2 .0.
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Well, I didn't see Farrah helping, so I
guess that makes me 1 .0.
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No, you're the off -brand knockoff. Can
I talk to you for a sec?
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Bye, Hug, or...
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Should I even call you that anymore,
seeing as you haven't actually hooked
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anyone up since your arrest?
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Oh, me. Thank you.
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What is wrong with you? What's wrong
with you?
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You are fully entrenched in Camp Gracie.
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So are you, taking kind of their snack
bar thing.
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It's different. You've chosen Gracie's
side.
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And I don't understand why, after all
that Farrah's done for us? Us? Yeah,
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maybe she's done a lot for you, which is
shady enough. She's done nothing for
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you. Okay, how about a loyal friendship?
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Friendship is about give and take.
Farrah just takes.
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Grace was right. I can't think of a
single thing Farrah's done for me that
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didn't benefit her more.
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You knocked first.
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I'm evolving.
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Why'd you come here?
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Did you come to tell me about some
convoluted, half -illegal -ish, ten
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plan to take Topanga down?
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No.
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I don't have a plan.
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I have no idea what to do about him.
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Nothing at all?
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If we post something, then we just
antagonize him, and he'll post something
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worse.
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I don't know. I just don't see our play
here.
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If you don't have a plan, then why did
you come here?
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Because I know all of this sucks.
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I thought maybe you'd want someone to
hang out with.
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I found something online.
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Whoa.
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It's really awesome.
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I mean, it's not that big of a deal. It
was like $6, and I don't even know if it
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works.
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Yeah,
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I'll have to clean out some battery
crust, but I can get this working.
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Thanks. You're welcome.
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Can I see the picture on the box? No.
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It's cheating.
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Okay. Can you at least tell me what the
picture is of?
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Uh, it's a cityscape.
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Okay, what city?
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Paris.
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Oh, my God, you're such a dork.
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Yeah. Let's, uh, let's rip the orange
ones for you.
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One, two, three.
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Sarah? What's up?
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We've been invited to Carlton Moorhead's
50th birthday party.
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It's a barbecue at their house. Have
fun.
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I know you have some kind of beef with
Stacy.
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Beef? Very current lingo, Mom.
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But her mother's been very good to me
since the separation.
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I really need you to go.
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You don't need me to go.
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You want me to go, so you have someone
to talk to. Yes.
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I need someone to talk to.
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But I also need someone who loves me,
who will stand next to me the entire
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because your dad's invited, too.
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Wait. He's not actually planning to
attend, is he?
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You're still good friends with Carlton,
so I assumed so.
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I don't think that's the best idea. If
he's there, it'll be the first time that
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we're at a place together as a family
since the separation.
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Mom. Don't make me stand there by
myself.
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Please.
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What could be so bad that happened
between you and Stacy?
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I don't want to get into it.
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Fine.
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Don't tell me.
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Just remember, you're teenage girls. You
fight.
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You make up.
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All I'm asking is for you to fast -track
the makeup part for me.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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I looked up at the clock, and it was 2 a
.m. I had wormhole for three hours
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looking at dresses for an event. That
isn't even happening.
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What is wrong with me? Nothing. I think
that it's cute you want to get some of
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that Brandon swing. I am this close to
signing Grace's stupid petition, and I
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know petitions don't even work. Farrah,
please tell me you have something better
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than signatures.
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Look, I'm working on it. What can we do
to help?
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Nothing yet.
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I'll let you know when I have a plan.
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Okay, how are we supposed to help her if
she never asks for it?
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You act like this is new.
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I know, but it's getting worse.
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She used to always come to me for help.
You really want homecoming to happen,
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don't you?
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I really do.
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Yeah, me too.
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Why? Who do you want to go with?
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No, no, no. Not for me. For you.
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Oh, I want you to get some of that
Brandon s'more.
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Your mom's got nice tits.
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Hey, dickhead.
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Don't talk about my mother.
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Be careful what you say next.
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I don't have to say anything.
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Really?
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Yeah, what are you going to do, pussy?
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Move away! Move away! Get off him!
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Does it actually work?
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Yeah. Looks like I have a future in very
obsolete technology.
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Saw the fight on the crotch.
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How you holding up?
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Great. He posted about it?
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I bet he didn't mention how I knocked
his dick in the dirt. That's not the
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he chose, but you can write your own
version.
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Actually, no, you can't. He's crazy.
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I've been thinking about it all
afternoon. I say we expose him. That
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expose us. Who cares?
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I care.
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A lot. And so would your mother.
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I mean, it'd be a social disaster for
us, but it would be a career ender for
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her. We covered up the Hook Spygate
thing.
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Look, just deal with it till the end of
the week. I'll fix it.
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Look.
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All right, out with it.
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What are we talking about?
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Guys, friends, grades, what's going on?
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None of those things.
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Can't help you if you don't talk to me,
sir.
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It's about the Moorhead's barbecue.
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What about it?
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The fact that you're actually thinking
about going.
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Fair.
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Your mom and I shared the same life and
friends for 17 years.
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I mean, Carlton is still a really good
friend of mine.
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And the people we met along the way
don't disappear just because we're
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separated. Don't do that.
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Do what?
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I know when you're in spin mode.
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I'm not your client, I'm your daughter.
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I know, honey, and I'm...
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Also acutely aware that there'll be some
discomfort.
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Comfort? Oh, why do you think there'll
be discomfort?
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Because my dad was having an affair?
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That's no big deal. That happens all the
time. I should be able to handle that,
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right? Or will the real reason for
discomfort at this particular party come
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who my dad was having an affair with?
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What are you saying?
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You know what I'm saying.
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What do you think you know? Think I
know?
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00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:37,690
Yeah. I saw the video on Mom's computer,
Dad. Mom doesn't know who the woman is,
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but I do.
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Look... Don't.
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Don't say anything.
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Because you're just reminding me of how
shitty and selfish you and Mrs. Moorhead
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are.
283
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I probably deserve that.
284
00:15:57,810 --> 00:15:59,830
You know what? I think I'm just going to
go home tonight.
285
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Tell me you have something.
286
00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:32,080
Why? So you and the Gracie squad can
make money off of homecoming? No, this
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isn't about the money.
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It's my senior year. How many
homecomings do you think I'm going to
289
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Really? Yeah. That's actually kind of
sweet.
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Why'd you get so soft?
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Sorry for wanting to remember.
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Any better today?
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No photos of my dead dad, so I guess
that's a bonus.
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Is that my position?
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Oh, a petition.
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Because those always work.
297
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It's called grassroots organizing.
298
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Most people would call it a waste of
time.
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I'm making honest and authentic
connections with real people, which I
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really your bag.
301
00:17:10,599 --> 00:17:14,800
Oh, honest and authentic connections
with people who just now think you're
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greatest.
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00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:22,440
You act like you run this place, or you
do, but really you're just another girl
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hiding all her insecurities behind a
giant wall of arrogance.
305
00:17:27,349 --> 00:17:30,190
Oh, then why are you trying so hard to
be me?
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00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:36,450
Nice style, Grace.
307
00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:38,450
Where'd you get it?
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00:17:57,699 --> 00:18:01,660
Tip posted some hurly sex, and they
weren't with Brandon Swain. They were
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This is a disaster.
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00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:05,580
Tally -ho.
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00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:09,400
Topancar's a lunatic.
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Cloud hacks, email hacks are supposed to
happen to corporations or famous
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people, not regular kids. Yeah, I don't
know what to do about it. Well, we have
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to do something.
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00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,760
I said I don't know what to do.
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00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,100
Claire, this shit is out of control.
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What's going on here?
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You know, I really love this place.
319
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,240
Yeah?
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00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,480
That was good in high school.
321
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,680
Oh, I remember.
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00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:26,960
Too bad about homecoming, huh?
323
00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:31,300
Kind of a huge misstep by Cowher with
that post.
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00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,700
I mean, what is going on in his house
that he put up those photos?
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I don't know.
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00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,900
I'm just focused on fixing it.
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00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:44,820
Think you could get him to, like, use a
crotch post to strong -arm the
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administration to change their minds?
329
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,220
I don't think that's possible.
330
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,340
Here I was, hoping you'd ask me to the
dance.
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00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,900
Come on. Like, you'd really go if I
asked. You kidding?
332
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:57,540
I'd totally go.
333
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:03,460
Well... There is one plan I have about
homecoming that I've been thinking
334
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,200
Yeah?
335
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,620
Why just thinking?
336
00:20:07,820 --> 00:20:10,120
Because I'd have to play a card I'm not
sure I want to play.
337
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,600
Sounds like it could be ugly.
338
00:20:14,060 --> 00:20:15,320
Yeah, it has that potential.
339
00:20:35,370 --> 00:20:36,830
Claire, so glad you made it.
340
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:39,150
I haven't seen you since we redid the
backyard.
341
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:40,850
Yeah, it's been a long time.
342
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,950
So, what do you think of the new patio
furniture?
343
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:44,350
I got a great deal.
344
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:47,450
Oh, congrats. It must be great to make a
deal with someone and really feel like
345
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you walked away with something.
346
00:20:52,110 --> 00:20:53,930
Okay, well, you've always had great
taste.
347
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:56,830
Give these to your dad. I'm going to go
say hi to the billet. Okay.
348
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:04,630
I know it's not ideal, but, um, thanks
for coming.
349
00:21:05,290 --> 00:21:09,470
Not ideal implies a degree of ideality
that is not present here.
350
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:16,310
Okay, well, I'm gonna go give these to
my dad. Oh, I'm definitely not stopping
351
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:17,270
you, so...
352
00:21:17,270 --> 00:21:26,630
What's
353
00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:29,970
up? I can't stop thinking about you
chatting up Farrah the other day.
354
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:32,150
Chatting up? You sure that's what you
thought?
355
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,960
I definitely saw two people who, for
whatever reason, needed to be alone to
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talk. You're still on this?
357
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,860
Or is Grace feeding you lines?
358
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:43,200
You have to admit that you and Farrah do
have an interesting relationship.
359
00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:47,940
Farrah doesn't treat me any different
than any of my other friends.
360
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,060
I think the bigger issue is why can't
you accept that?
361
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,240
God, it's so crazy. Every time her name
comes up, you find some way to defend
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00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:56,540
her. I wouldn't defend her if I thought
she was wrong.
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00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,820
I wouldn't have to defend her if you
just trusted me.
364
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,520
It's you, Cydra, on here, and it's not
mine. Never been.
365
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:03,630
Sorry that you think that.
366
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:07,870
But I know what Farrah and I are, and
the fact that you refuse to see that,
367
00:22:07,870 --> 00:22:08,870
is a you problem.
368
00:22:11,950 --> 00:22:14,770
Right, then maybe it's time I relieve
you of this me problem.
369
00:22:16,270 --> 00:22:18,230
What is that supposed to mean? You know
what it means.
370
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:35,830
You looking for something?
371
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:41,010
So this is where grassroots organizing
leads. I read the petition. Doesn't mean
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00:22:41,010 --> 00:22:43,350
I need to react to it. So homecoming's
dead?
373
00:22:43,690 --> 00:22:45,350
Nothing can be done to make you react?
374
00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,270
The crotch didn't come forward before
the deadline.
375
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:51,050
A person in my position can't make a
threat and then not follow through on
376
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:54,350
But you're punishing the entire school
for the actions of one person.
377
00:22:54,630 --> 00:22:57,550
I'm trying to save my students from
going through unnecessary trauma.
378
00:22:57,930 --> 00:23:00,710
So there's nothing I can say to persuade
you to change your mind about
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homecoming.
380
00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:09,430
Disneyland. You know, Stacy talked about
this princess dinner for a month.
381
00:23:09,950 --> 00:23:11,450
You guys look so happy here.
382
00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:16,650
It was a very expensive trip for us at
the time, but that look on Stacy's face
383
00:23:16,650 --> 00:23:18,270
was totally worth it.
384
00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:19,890
Yeah, I get it.
385
00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:21,750
Family moments are precious.
386
00:23:23,970 --> 00:23:26,710
Speaking of, did you know my dad was
invited to this party?
387
00:23:27,910 --> 00:23:29,350
Turns out he couldn't make it.
388
00:23:29,690 --> 00:23:31,090
Did you notice that he was gone?
389
00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:32,550
Why do you ask?
390
00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,510
You and my mom have been such good
friends since the separation.
391
00:23:37,210 --> 00:23:41,550
It's really nice how you flew to her
side the moment he left. She needed a
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00:23:41,550 --> 00:23:43,330
friend. That's so sweet of you.
393
00:23:44,210 --> 00:23:47,670
I know Carlton still talks to my dad. Do
you still talk to my dad?
394
00:23:48,330 --> 00:23:49,530
No, I don't.
395
00:23:50,030 --> 00:23:51,030
But you used to.
396
00:23:51,810 --> 00:23:52,810
A lot.
397
00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:55,310
Especially on weekday afternoons, right?
398
00:23:59,750 --> 00:24:01,030
So you've known the whole time?
399
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:03,760
Who else knows about this?
400
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,160
Nobody.
401
00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,420
Yet.
402
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,740
I'm going to need you to reconsider
homecoming.
403
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:15,760
From where I stand, my family is
destroyed.
404
00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:20,620
And nothing has happened to yours. And
even worse, you're still friends with my
405
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:22,760
mom. Nothing in your world has changed.
406
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,660
If my mom knew the truth, she would
never talk to you again.
407
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,740
I'm pretty sure your husband wouldn't
like it if he knew about the affair
408
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,740
either.
409
00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:34,260
My husband does know about the affair.
410
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,200
What?
411
00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:40,560
And it took some time, but he
understood.
412
00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:46,140
Because we were in a very lonely place
at the time. The same lonely place your
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00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:47,140
dad was in.
414
00:24:47,260 --> 00:24:53,320
But after a lot of tears, here I am with
my husband, smiling at his 50th
415
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:54,320
birthday party.
416
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,120
You're young.
417
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:04,280
And I can't expect you to understand all
the dynamics of play that went into
418
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:05,280
what happened.
419
00:25:05,780 --> 00:25:09,640
But coming at me with it in my home is
so beyond misguided.
420
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:14,180
I can't stop you from telling your mom
if that's what you really want to do.
421
00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:17,460
But you're going to force her to relive
it all over again.
422
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,920
Hand me those candles, will you?
423
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,720
Second drawer.
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00:25:24,910 --> 00:25:29,230
I get that I played a major role in what
broke your family apart.
425
00:25:29,630 --> 00:25:30,750
And I know it hurts.
426
00:25:30,990 --> 00:25:36,290
But I also know that throwing your anger
in my face, it isn't going to help you.
427
00:25:38,750 --> 00:25:43,610
I see how you carry yourself around
school.
428
00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,450
But the reality is, you're still a kid.
429
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,790
You've got a lot of living to do.
430
00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:52,830
Just don't do it carrying all this hate
with you.
431
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:02,380
Love and war are unfair by nature.
432
00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:05,680
Both usually end in heartbreak.
433
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:34,100
I assume you got a text or a call from
someone.
434
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,200
I did.
435
00:26:38,860 --> 00:26:40,080
You don't have to say it.
436
00:26:41,020 --> 00:26:42,620
I was really stupid today.
437
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,100
What? I wasn't going to call you stupid.
438
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:50,300
I just wanted to be here.
439
00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:55,060
Come here, honey.
440
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:58,880
You know...
441
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:03,340
This fault is, I can be, and have been.
442
00:27:04,580 --> 00:27:06,780
It will never change how much I love
you.
443
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:18,780
I thought that given how dirty DePancar
was playing, that playing dirty myself
444
00:27:18,780 --> 00:27:19,780
would feel better.
445
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,300
But it didn't.
446
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,580
And as your superintendent, I take your
safety very seriously.
447
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,260
And the crotch threatens your safety and
all of us as a community.
448
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:35,280
Seeing all those names on the petition
reminded me of what a fragile community
449
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:39,800
this is. And it made me realize that
punishing the whole for the actions of
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00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,600
didn't feel fair either.
451
00:27:41,820 --> 00:27:43,940
So homecoming is back on.
452
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:49,260
But that isn't to say we aren't still
pursuing the crotch. We are even more
453
00:27:49,260 --> 00:27:50,380
dedicated than ever.
454
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,720
We both know her petition didn't work,
right?
455
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,340
Well, something changed her mind.
456
00:28:20,540 --> 00:28:24,880
Getting home coming back was never going
to feel like a win to me. What are you
457
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:25,880
doing in there?
458
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:30,300
Okay, be honest.
459
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,960
Is it too much? Oh, my God, no.
460
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,520
You look perfect.
461
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160
It's amazing.
462
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,400
Really? Yeah.
463
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,860
Okay. Because no matter how happy I was
that Hurley was getting her glass
464
00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:43,860
slipper moment,
465
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:51,840
I knew that somewhere else, the other
shoe was about to drop.
466
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Music featured in this episode of Youth
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467
00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:22,820
Thank you.
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