All language subtitles for trollied_s06e07

Valco! Serves you right. I've prepared
something.

Can't you just stop that? Don't forget
our brilliant... From booze to biscuits.

Red hot tails.

Loads of tofu ones.

The finest butchers, the freshest meat.

Served with a smile.

Friendly staff, always happy to help. Am
I getting paid for this? Don't forget

the Valco tick.

Everyone always gets it wrong, it's
definitely that way. Tick. Valco!

Serves you right.

Now with that, it's pleasure foods.

On you go, love. You've got an honest
face.

Um, don't you think you should maybe
double -check when the alarm goes?

Oh, Daniel, how little you know about
indoor security.

Eighty -four percent of the work I do is
up here, mate.

Oh, is that right?

Oh, yeah. I can assess a potential
shoplifter with the flick of an eye.

And what about him?

Hundred percent shoplifter.

Amazing.

Hey!

Gabby? Gabby?

Gabby! I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake.

Have you been sleeping in the office?

No!

OK, fine, yes, I have.

Yes, Cheryl and I have been having a few
issues at home.

Not of a sexual nature. OK. The things
in that department have always been very

satisfactory, as far as I'm aware.

Unless she's mentioned anything to you.
Gavin, you've scheduled a meeting for

this morning.

Oh, yes, yes. Well, yes.

So there's been a few more sexual
harassment complaints from customers.

Colin. Margaret.

She's not been tucking people's shirts
in again, has she? Yes, I'm afraid she

has. I would have spoken to her about
that.

Yes, well, head office are very worried
about it. So, you know, it's time we

brought out the big guns.

Yes, we're talking sexual harassment
information training.

Oh, God, really? Today?

No, no, no, listen, fret you not.

I've made a few changes.

Head office felt that the video was a
little bit... Dated? No, sexy. Too much

saxophone. So I've taken the liberty of
writing one or two of my own scenario.

So, yeah, you're welcome.

Wow, you really have put a lot of effort
into this.

Yes, well, you know, nights are long on
the leaky lilo, and it's helped me keep

my mind off the situation with Cheryl.

Did I mention that? Yes, so, Gavin, I'd
better get on with it. Yeah, quite

right. Yeah, quite right.

Margaret, I wasn't singing. I was doing
my vocal warm -ups. I'm preparing my

voice for another radio broadcast today.

Drive Time with Sanjay and Faye.

Oh, how exciting. What are you going to
wear?

What does it matter what I wear?

It's radio.

I think you ought to wear clothes for
it, Brian.

Of course I'll be wearing clothes,
Margaret. I just mean that the only

that's really important is what I say,
what expertise I share.

Oh, look.

What are you doing? Your shirt's out.
Margaret.

Ah, stop it.

Hey, you.

Do you want to hear the good news or
the... No, it's just bad news. Oh, God,

what?

No.

Oh, and it gets better.

Gavin has written us a little play to
help demonstrate.

His talents are wasted here.

Are you going to give us a hand or not?
Do I have a choice?

None whatsoever. So, we'll do it in the
canteen after lunch.

Right, so date.

Oh, no, it's in a date. We're organising
a sexual harassment training for the

staff. Yes, it's not an actual date, is
it, Katie?

Well, sir.

OK, I'm going to go.

Katie, you all right?

Yeah, I'm just busy, OK?

Hey, what are you doing here? Well, are
you not pleased to see me? Yeah, of

course. I just didn't expect it at all.
What's up?

Well, I was on my way to that briefing
in Wigan and then I realised I've left

phone at yours.

What am I like, there?

They sell as -you -go ones at the kiosk.
Yeah, I know, but I was just thinking

that maybe I could borrow yours.

Um, I might need it. What, more than the
lone woman on the road to Wigan? I

don't think so, Daniel.

I guess.

Anyway, I'm just thinking about you,
babe.

What if something bad happens?

You flat -out refuse to lend me your
phone.

You will never forgive yourself.

I suppose.

And it's not like you've got anything to
hide, right?

Right? No, of course not.

Cool. I'll see you later, then.

Do you need me to unlock it? No, you're
all right, baby. I already know your

code.

So tell me what it is again.

I've already told you, Lisa. Stop making
it harder than it already is, OK?

I don't know, Katie.

I get a bit shy talking about stuff like
that. You?

Shy? Oh, hang on.

But I don't mean shy. What do I mean?

I can't be arsed.

Right, sugar tits?

You'd better be talking to me.

Of course I am. Katie wants us to do
some sort of sex training later.

Katie, Katie, Katie.

How many times have I told you? If you
want this, all you've got to do is ask.

She still owes me a pass from some fella
she snogged in town from the kebab

stand. That kebab was for you and you
know it.

OK, you see, all of this, this entire
conversation...

constitutes a sexual harassment, right?
Wicked.

Right. So we don't have to do the
training then?

Yes. Yes, you do.

So frigid.

I'm clearly not getting any.

Gavin, you need to talk.

Not in front of the customers, please.
Cheryl.

Have you been sleeping in the office?

No. You've got your slippers on.

I have.

I just felt we needed some space, that's
all.

You haven't taken any bedding.

Well, I have a blanket in my car for
emergencies, and I've found that a ring

binder is a very supportive pillow, I
thank you very much. Now, what can I

you with? Well, you can help me by
stopping all this nonsense with Duncan.

I can't believe you've taken his side.

Gavin, I'm not taking sides. I'm trying
to run a business, which is why I've

said Duncan can do his launch here
today.

Oh, be fair!

Gavin, I haven't fired you for
assaulting a rep on Falco property. I

been more than fair, don't you?

Now, I've got a meeting with W .A.
Contola from Pleasure to try and explain

on earth has been going on here lately.

So make this work.

Yeah. Or what?

Oh, really, you're not the man I thought
you were.

Hey, Daniel.

I'm just setting something up for the
meeting, if I really use that.

Sorry I acted a bit weird when Holly
arrived earlier. It's just that this is

bit tricky, but I think you should know
what she's really like. I mean, I think

he's a bit crazy.

Anyway, we need to talk.

Oh, it's Katie, by the way.

Shy, could you give us a hand?

Oh, thank you.

Are you going on holiday?

With an overhead projector, no?

We've just got sexual harassment
training after lunch.

I don't really want to learn how to do
that, if that's OK.

It's not how to do it, it's how to avoid
doing it. See, sexual harassment is...

Sorry. Sorry, carry on.

Sexual harassment.

Shy. Do you have a problem with the
words?

This is going to be a long day.

Oh, Gavin, don't hit me!

Duncan, I just want you to know that in
the best interest of Balco, I am

prepared to let sleeping dogs lie.

Oh, that's interesting.

Because I was planning on creeping up
behind the sleeping dog and chasing it

round the garden whilst banging a non
-stick saucepan. Yes, well, I think the

RSPCA would have a thing or two to say
about that. Yeah, they'd probably say,

wonder Duncan won. He is an absolute
legend.

Yes, well, I just came to see if you
needed any more little mini -cups for

tasting. Gavin, this is assailant.

People don't want mini -cups, no.

We get everyone a whole can, each.

Well, thank you for that.

Yes, good luck with it. And, you know,
if you need any help at all, then please

come to me.

Well, actually, there is one thing.

Could you get someone to move the rabbit
food back to the pet section?

The smell's putting off my customers.

That's a lovely rack. I mean, sack.

Or do I?

Hey, did you get my message?

What message?

My answer pay message. Oh, no, I left my
phone to Holly.

Oh, God.

What's wrong?

Oh, my God.

Here's Holly Lack. Oh, my God.

Would someone tell me what's going on?
Oh.

Sorry I acted a bit weird when Holly
arrived earlier. OK, so I can... It's a

tricky, but I think you should know what
she's really like. I mean, I think

she's a bit crazy.

Anyway, we need to talk.

I told you that she was out to break us
up, Daniel.

Mate, why would you do that? OK, I can
explain. He is not interested in you,

Katie, and I am not going anywhere, so
get used to it!

Do we get this again?

Brian says he's not coming.

I'll go get him.

Katie, Margaret's been tucking my shirt
in again.

Brian.

Ah, Daniel, just the man. I'm going to
need this afternoon off for media

commitments again.

That's the third time this week, Brian.
I'm afraid it's not possible.

But I'm expected on drive time with
Sanjay and Fay at four.

No, you're expected to be at work, and
you've got sexual harassment awareness

training in the canteen right now. Oh,
you don't need me for that. I mean,

firstly, because it's a total waste of
time, and secondly, because it always

comes down to their word against yours
anyway.

I don't need training in how to
successfully deny something.

I'm sorry, are you admitting to
harassment in the workplace?

Absolutely not, and I am deeply hurt at
the accusation.

See? You've got to let me go. This only
goes to prove you need the training more

than anyone else. But I can't let Sanjay
down at this short notice. We are

saving lives out there!

Canteen, now.

Daniel! Daniel!

This is so unfair!

What the blazes is that?

Right, yarmouth, Duncan, what's going
on? This was meant to be a product

not Noel's fudging house party.

It's called PR, Gabby. We're just trying
to get the name of... I've forgotten

the name and I'm holding it in my hand.

Hey, you!

Have one of these.

Here's one for you, little fella. I
really don't think he should be giving

to children.

Rubbish! Help one bloke to pee in his
baby's bottle and she'll like you.

Who says breast is best?

Well, medical professionals and
breastfeeding experts, as far as I'm

Pitiful. This is a great name for a
product.

Deep -fried peanut butter waffles.
Somebody write this down. I'm on fire.

No,

I'm not on fire.

He's doing this on purpose. This is
everything that I'm fighting against.

Don't you want me to kick him out for
you, Gaff? You know, there is nothing

I would like more, but Cheryl has made
it very clear that there will be

consequences if I get in his way.

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Tell me more.

So you take the cat by its tail and its
back legs and bosh, off it comes.

Or you sedate it, shave it, take your
fingers... Ian, Ian, I thought you were

going to try and help me find ways of
stopping Duncan without portraying

Really? How would I know how to do that?

Listen, I made a vow.

Well, not about. A reasonably
significant promise to put the health of

customers above and beyond anything
else. And that includes you, my love.

That's all right. You do what you have
to do, my love.

Excuse me, Wendy. Can I just get past?

What is the magic word, Malcolm?

I'm just trying to do my job here,
Wendy.

And I'm just trying to have a little
fun, honey.

Come on, give me a smile and I will let
you through. Okay, thank you. You too.

Deeply moving, deeply moving.

So, as we can see, one woman's joke is
quite clearly another man's harassment.

Don't do joking. No, it's fine to tell
jokes, just don't make it sexual in

nature. Why can't you tell a joke about
nature?

You can, nature's fine.

So what can we say in this?

PC world.

Brian, you can say what you want as long
as it isn't sexual or offensive.

Right, nothing sexual, nothing
offensive. What am I meant to say?

got nothing. Just think before you
speak.

Ask yourself, would I behave this way if
it was going to be shown on the news?

It wouldn't, which is why it's pointless
me even being here. Sit down, Brian.

It's just a way to make you think about
your behaviour. Ask yourself, would I

act the same way if this was happening
in front of my husband slash wife slash

life partner?

want to slash Alan?

Oh, no, no, Margaret. How would I feel
if someone was behaving this way to my

child? Don't have kids.

I know.

Would it help if we got off and made
some kids? Sounds good to me.

Uh -oh.

Let's bring the bacon back together.

I just have to face facts, Gavin. The
guy's clean.

Damn it, you're right. We've tried
everything.

Google, Yahoo, Friends Reunited. We've
got nothing.

Well, Duncan Trench, you win once and
for all.

Well, maybe we should call it a day and
go and get some lunch. Lunch? I want

lunch. I've had a big breakfast.

Whoa, easy now.

Penn and Teller, what do they put in
this stuff?

Grana, caffeine, coffee extract,
caffeinated compound, coffee flavoured,

-anodine, back tip, a whole bit of sugar
and caffeine.

I think we've found what we're looking
for.

We sure have.

What is it?

So, Gavin's rules for hassle for
environs.

If you feel uncomfortable because of the
way a work colleague has touched you or

spoken to you, fill in a form. Oh, I
have that.

Really? Yeah.

And, well, you don't have to say
anything here, obviously.

Well, Brian, that's Tuesday.

Beg your pardon? You dirty, dirty little
man. I shall come over there. Nobody

jump to conclusions.

Everyone, please wait until she's
finished.

He bought me some flowers for me
birthday. Oh, I was touched.

I didn't even know he knew what date it
was.

Bless him. Told you. Fair enough, mate.
And then he pinched me bum, so I will

have one of them phones.

Margaret! I know what she's referring
to.

There was a piece of red filling from a
flute.

It's just an egg!

Very easily. Unlike me, though, eh, Cap
'n? When you knock me down, I come back

stronger. I mean, look at me.

I'm probably the king of the world!

What are you doing?

I'm putting an end to this madness.

I will not have any more of that drink
consumed or sold in my shop. That's your

problem, isn't it, Cap 'n? Because it's
not your shop.

I'll make one phone call to your
girlfriend. I can keep doing what I

feel free. Go ahead, call her. Not even
Cheryl Fairweather.

with her infectious laugh and her
chestnut brown eyes and her freckled

Not even Cheryl Fairweather can stop me
taking care of my customers.

Well, then, you don't deserve that.
Well, that may be right, but that

alter the fact that this stuff should
have been recalled. It contains anti

-anidoid bactifalbin.

So?

So, since I started my healthy eating
campaign, I've come to know one or two

things about ingredients.

And that has been banned.

It causes asthma.

In my... Listen to yourself!

No one cares!

Pleasure Foods can do what it likes. It
doesn't just make the rules, it makes

the paper the rules is written on.

If we want to make the Pond Life of
Warrington drink horse piss, we can.

Do you want to drink horse piss? Do you?

Do you want a drink after this?

Will somebody call an ambulance?

Right, shall we call it a day? They've
all filled out the forms.

Yes, please.

OK, if anyone has any questions, just
come and see myself walking.

I have a question.

Oh, Jesus Christ. If a person was being
relentlessly pursued by a work colleague

even though they weren't interested,
would that be classed as sexual

It's going to be good. Well,

it depends if the person felt
intimidated.

So would it be sexual harassment if
someone sent abusive messages to the

colleague about their current girlfriend
just because they were jealous and old

and insecure and old?

Okay, I can't put up with this anymore,
Daniel. This has nothing to do with my

feelings towards you, but you cannot go
out with that.

Boo! Who do you think you are?

I am a friend, and this is what friends
do. They look out for each other. I am

his fiancée, and we are going to be
together forever and ever, whether you

it or not.

Excuse me, you're not my fiancée. Yet,
but I probably will be if she didn't

getting in the way.

We're so good for each other, Daniel,
you know that. We have a bit of fun,

but fiancée, that's a bridge too far.

Why don't we just get rid of her?

We don't have to kill her, not
necessarily, but we just can't. Back for

something? All right, I think you should
go now. All right, then. See you later.

No, really, you won't. Well, you don't
have to let me in, because I've had a

made. Oh, all right, Holly, listen to
me.

It's over.

I don't want to see you no more.

Give me my key and my phone.

Leave.

You are making a massive mistake.

You're going to regret this.

These role plays are very good, aren't
they?

Oh, Cheryl.

Oh, Cheryl. Can I come in?

I've just been speaking to Debbie
Acantola. I thought you'd like to hear

news about Duncan.

Yeah, he's been sacked.

Nearly.

Promoted.

I think they loved his enthusiasm. But
he's been based out of Leicester, so you

can rest easy.

Oh, I see.

Well, I thought you'd be happy.

It's a victory.

But at what cost?

Did you mean what you said out there?

Which bit? The birthday nose?

No, that was very nice.

No, the bit about not compromising, even
for me.

I'm afraid I did.

Even if it meant risking everything we
have together?

Yes, even that.

Does this mean it's over?

God, no!

It's the reason why I love you so much,
Gavin Strong.

You take a thankless task, a totally
lost cause.

Right. I mean, something most normal.
All people would see is a complete and

utter waste of time, like trying to get
people from Warrington to eat better

food. I'm sorry, is there a but coming?
But you throw your whole heart into it.

Oh, there we go. However futile the
project, however hopeless the case, it's

what I admire in a man.

My man.

Me?

You.

Now go and get that Lilo and let's go
home.

I don't know, Margaret.

I'm not sure it's got enough gravitas.

Stop fussing.

Honestly, what's the worst that could
happen? You could give someone the wrong

drugs, they could die, and it would be
all my fault. Exactly.

So go and enjoy yourself.

Thanks, Margaret.

I can explain.

Listen, I understand that this is a
great opportunity for you, but you

just keep sneaking off.

My public need me. Then do it. But if
you leave right now, I'll take you

officially handed in your notches. If
you love someone, Daniel, set them free.

I definitely don't love you.

Let me know what you decide.

Margaret?

Brian?

What should I do?

You know what you need to do, Brian.

Listen to your heart and do what's best.

Thanks, Margaret.

I'm going to miss you.

I meant stay.

Oh, harass me, Carl. Oh, you're going to
put complaints in.

Are you all right? Yeah, I think so.

Look, I'm sorry, I should have listened
to you.

Yeah, you should have.

In fact, you should listen to me about
everything.

Who's going to win the X Factor, what to
do about the economy, and if we should

go for a pipe.

Oh, what are your views on if we should
go for a pipe?

I think that we should.

All right, well, I think I should get
the first round in the name.

Oh, Kevin, you're not bringing your work
home with you, are you? Oh, what, this?

Oh, heavens no, this is my new favourite
pillow. I'm kidding you not.

I've been looking for a head support
like that for years.