All language subtitles for trivia_s02e05

Quit? You guys do quit?

I used to go quite a lot, actually.

My girlfriend wouldn't like it.

And even if she does make the next move,
just play it cool.

There's nothing like desperation to put
a girl off.

Why don't we go to my room and listen to
some music? No, hang on a minute. I

don't think that's a good idea.

Oh, come on, Molly. We're not in
Afghanistan.

Change of heart?

All right.

But you'd better be good.

Do you want to come back to my place
after work?

Yeah.

I would love to. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is huge.

Laurence Duffy is back.

So you'll be back tonight at what?

Ten, hopefully, but who knows?

I'll do my best to stay awake.

It's beautiful.

Oh, OK.

Is that from Casablanca?

Maybe

I

should do the quiz on the blue swan.

What?

If you're going to be out all night.

Yeah, and maybe you could get a new
girlfriend.

You're joking, aren't you? Yeah.

You're doing so well, Lauren.

Thank you. Don't backslide now.

I won't. I'm joking. Okay, good news.

Hey, Carol.

Good morning, sir. Knows a lot. She
knows a lot. Stop.

This is getting embarrassing.

Okay, I've got one.

What's the first track on the Arctic
Monkeys debut album? I don't know that

Sorry. Give him a break, Brian.

He can't know everything about
everything.

But I do know that the LP you're
referring to is called Whatever People

That's What I'm Not, and that it held
the record for most debut albums sold in

week until Susan Boyle came along and
smashed it with I Dreamed a Dream.

Declan McManus.

Everybody knows that. I didn't have to
look it up.

I'm going to get some tea, Lawrence. Do
you want some? Please, lots of milk, no

sugar. Brian, what about you? Not this
plantain, it will tank.

I must say, it's nice to have another
smart person about the place.

What do you mean, another smart person?

Don't be getting a big head, you.

Pride comes before a fall.

We don't want to jinx tonight, do we?

Tonight? Oh, you mean the quiz?

No, we won't be gone tonight.

I mean, I won't anymore.

Ah, Lawrence, please.

Sorry, George, the answer's no.

Come on. We're about to get very busy
around here. Oh, yeah?

Moynihan's furniture factory's in deep
trouble.

120 -odd jobs hanging by a thread.

Let's all keep our fingers crossed for
the right result.

Robbie, wait. Yeah?

Um... It's been a month.

I'm sorry?

I haven't heard anything about my
probation hearing.

Your probation hearing?

Or whatever it's called. I don't know
how it works.

There's no hearing, Lawrence. You're
grand.

What do you mean, grand?

I mean you're grand.

Probation's over. Congratulations.

With... That's it?

I'm... I'm a full -time employee?

Of course.

You didn't set the place on fire, did
you? That's practically the only way to

screw it up.

Well, I'm really worried about it.

Well, that was a waste of time.

Yeah.

You relieved?

Absolutely.

You sure you don't want to do the quiz
tonight?

Celebrate? Nah.

It wouldn't make any difference if I
begged you.

Things have been a lot easier in
Devonsbury, Clarence. You must have

Sorry, Brian.

Did you seem to really enjoy it?

I did.

I did.

Come on.

Must be great to be that good at
something.

It is pretty nice, yeah.

It's funny.

When I'm at a quiz and I'm really in the
zone, it feels like I don't

actually know these things myself.

But there's a little guy living in my
head and he knows everything.

So when a question comes,

I picture him in there, just rummaging
through his file.

And if I give him a few crackings, bam!

He comes up with a good, and the words
fall out of my mouth, and everybody

at me all impressed, and I shrug like
it's no big deal.

But I take that quiz down.

I win the contest.

And, yeah, it feels good.

Hey, how's it going?

Oh, hiya.

Sorry, could you give us two seconds?

In for a haircut?

No. Why do I need one?

Oh, could take years off you and make
you look 34 again.

Nice, sharp, a little cruel, but...
Listen, do you fancy doing something

on?

Actually, speaking of aid, it's my
birthday on Thursday.

Really?

Twenty... Five, and not happy about it.
Yeah, you're really not going on all

right. So, have you any plans?

Yeah, I was going to do drinks around my
place tonight because it's my day off

tomorrow. If you want to do that... We
could do better than drinks, surely?

Oh, what do you have in mind?

I don't know. I'll think of something.

OK, cool.

Nice for you to meet the gang properly.

Yeah? OK.

Look forward to it? Yeah.

All right.

See you later. Bye.

Come closer. You can't see anything back
there. Compound fracture of the right

tibia. Have you ever seen one before?

Pretty sure I haven't. I think I'd
remember. You hold his head.

You see how white the bone is.

All of the surprise to first -timers.

Oh, yeah, look at that.

Crazy.

How's it going? Good, eh?

OK. Our PE teacher sprained her ankle
and cried in front of everyone, which I

enjoyed. Badly.

I'm going to get a Chinese.

What do you think?

Oh, I'm off to the movies with Roger.

In fact, I'm out here.

Oh, well, enjoy.

Give them my best.

You're in a very good mood.

Did Abba get back together?

I was going to tell your mother first,
but if you must know, my probation

period's up. It's over. I did it.

I'm a full -time employee.

I can come clean. You're messing.

I'm not messing. I'm going to tell her
as soon as she gets in tonight.

And you said it couldn't be done.

A written apology would be fine, but
verbal is okay if you're stuck for...

time.

Ni hao ma.

I just wanted to say, you did very well
back there.

Keep it up.

Thanks, Charlie.

I'm in shock here. I just got an actual
compliment from Charlie. Yeah?

Told you it was only a matter of time.
It's all about your reaction to gore,

isn't it? He should go with a whole hog
and do a blooding ritual.

Hey, Lawrence, it's Brian.

I'm at the quiz with George and Tina.

Starting in a few minutes.

Yeah?

No, man, I shouldn't.

We can really do with your help.

We can hear the difference for you
first.

Let's face it, somebody near laughs.

Sorry, Brian.

I just can't. All right. For sure.

See you tomorrow.

Molly, hi, listen.

I'm just meeting Adam for a pint or two.
I just wanted to let you know I'm

catching it home before me. Okay, grand.

I'll be done in a couple of hours by a
disaster.

Listen, don't go to bed right away, will
you? I've got something I want to talk

to you about.

Oh, intriguing.

Hey, I'm all about the intrigue, you
know me.

Okay, bye.

Question four.

Name the island where Napoleon Bonaparte
died.

Uh, Mithridonia.

Corsica. Beat that. And Helena.

Oh, thank God. Lawrence, the legend.

I knew you wouldn't let us down. This is
what I do, Brian.

Do you want to double -check the first
three questions?

Yeah. You'd be surprised if the answer
to number one was a blank space.

Who missed that one, George?

We were going to come back to it later.

Well, now you don't have to.

I'm only medicine. It's all good.

Oh.

Where's Tara? Is she around tonight?

Yeah, she's doing her pub quiz thingy,
but she'll be around later on. This is

almost done. Are they en route? Yeah,
they're in a taxi.

This is great, Ruth.

I thought we'd be getting a big bowl of
crisps if we were lucky. Yeah, great.

I had a pizza before I left. Sorry.

Now, why did you have to go and do that,
Danny?

I didn't know we were eating. I thought
it was just drinks.

Don't mind him.

Yeah, just get some glasses and beer.

Yes.

Everyone, this is Adam, our chef for the
evening.

Adam, this is Janet, Nick, Katrina and
Danny. Hi, Pop.

Hey, how's it going? Hello, all. You
hired a chef.

Wow, impressive.

No, I'm Ruth's boyfriend.

I won't be eating right away, Adam. I
had some before I came out.

Listen,

I'm just going to go and...

Question number six.

Who is the author of the 1969 novel The
French Lieutenant's Woman?

So what, none of you are even going to
hazard a gap?

Are you serious?

Is that your dad?

George Orwell.

Do you know this?

Of course I know it.

Just trying to get you guys on board,
yeah?

Think it'd be fun for all of us. Maybe.

Okay, I'll give you a clue.

First name?

John Grisham.

You think John Grisham?

wrote the French lieutenant's woman.

I do, yeah.

I can't do anything with that, Tina.

Okay, Lark.

Bye, Lark.

John Fowles.

John Fowles.

Come on, team, bit of effort, please.

We're all in it to win it, yeah?

Oh, yeah, of course.

John Fowles.

It's all coming back to me now.

And the worst part is that my dad called
it all the way.

All the way.

And the moment I signed the application
for him, he was like...

Our history.

What's wrong with you? Where the hell
are you going to find a job as an art

historian? Channel 4.

Channel 4?

I'm sorry, that's not the worst part.
The worst part is that I hadn't even got

to the end of first year before I
started... What are you doing, you

Nick, are you okay? Nick, question
seven.

Which cricketer scored the most test
runs for England? Cricket.

Tara, since when have there been
questions about cricket?

Now, my fault.

I just read what's in your notes.

Cricket's not as unpopular here as it
used to be. Oh, so you know the answer,

then, do you?

Well, no, I'm just saying... Hey, now,
in a quiz environment, if you don't know

the answer, it's best to maintain radio
silence.

OK? What about your man?

Yeah.

Both of them.

Are you just naming cricketers, you
know? I am.

Super.

I'm all right now, I think.

Honestly. Really, honestly, seriously,
look.

Cancel the ambulance, please.

Oh, no, I don't want to. It's just for
safety.

It probably wasn't a heart attack.

Have you ever had a panic attack before,
Nick? He said it was his heart. Were

you not listening?

Yeah, I know, but then he got up and
walked in here.

It's just I read somewhere that if you
think you're having a heart attack, then

get up and walk around, and if you can,
then you aren't.

It's true, but what am I supposed to say
to them?

Just tell them the truth. They won't
wait.

Evening, gents. Through this way.

Evening. Hiya.

Everyone.

Nick, is it?

That's me.

Just have a quick look at your eyes. How
much alcohol have you had tonight?

Some beer, a lot of whiskey.

Adam. Yeah?

How's he meeting you here?

Any drugs?

No. Are you on any medication?

You babysitting? Because you're not
doing a very good job.

I think he just had a panic attack.

He smokes an ungodly amount of weed and
a lot of booze on top of it, so... Well,

Matt and Charlie will get it sorted.

Do you know I could have sworn last that
he was meeting you for a pint tonight?

No. No?

No.

I don't think so.

It's not my idea of a nice holiday. I'm
not saying I want to sit on a beach with

a Tom Clancy. I wouldn't like that
either. But I definitely do not like the

sound of the word trek. It sounds hot
and tiring and just saying it out loud

makes me feel itchy.

Sorry, Matt. I'm all over the place time
-wise. This is Tuesday, isn't it?

Yeah.

Charlie, would it be okay if I didn't go
back to bed? Can you just drop me in

town? No problem.

Thank you.

Night, Molly.

A lead like this, in my experience, is
pretty much unavailable.

There's psychology at play here.

Is that right?

Yeah. Once people think their team has
no chance of winning, they lose focus.

And focus is... key.

It's the third thing you said is the
key. It can't all be the key.

But obviously, Tina, there's a bunch of
keys.

Molly, hi.

Adam's not here.

Yeah, I know. I met him.

Just sitting in on the quiz.

See that?

Hi, I'm Molly.

Tina, George, Brian, girlfriend.

Same again? Molly, do you want to give
me a hand?

No. Ah, she's got.

This is the last time, I swear.

The last time? How many other times have
there been?

Just two.

Two? Including this one. So where did he
find you lot, then? Work.

Work?

You work in the video shop?

All of you?

Nutcracker Finance.

We work in Nutcracker Finance.

No, the video shop.

Lawrence works in the video shop.

The flick of that?

If that play's not shut down.

Yeah.

Yeah,

it is.

When did that happen?

When did that happen?

Four weeks ago.

Molly.

Molly. Don't touch me. If you give me a
chance, I'd explain.

Look, I know I've been... What?

Lying through your teeth all day, every
day. I did it for you. What?

Honestly.

You've been under so much pressure.

I didn't want to stress you. Oh, well...

Good going. I've never felt more
relaxed. Well, obviously it hasn't

perfectly, but I said I'm sorry.

No, you didn't.

Well, I am.

Week. This is going on for a week. And
now what? You've got another job.

In finance.

Finance! I didn't tell you because it
wasn't definite.

Okay? And do you know what the real
killer is?

Hi, guys.

Good night. Safe on path.

What? It was made definite today.

It's what's done for it. It's grand.

Oh, grand.

What are you talking about? Molly.

I don't even know where to begin. Look,
this hasn't exactly been fun for me

either.

I lost my job, which I loved.

And I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for
asking.

Oh, my God. You're looking for sympathy.

He's looking for sympathy.

Molly, don't be getting hysterical.

You're hot.

Molly?

Molly?

Brilliant. That idiot I ordered's
arrived.

You have to go home.

You have to go home and fix this right
now.

You didn't see her.

She wasn't listening to reason.

The mood she's in, she's liable to dump
me the fact and she lives out on me.

Sorry. Do you even want one of these?

Yeah, a small one.

When are you going to go home?

It was all over. That's what killed me.

Probation, the whole business.

Is this what you told Molly?

Yeah, why?

Because what does it matter when she
caught you lying?

That's mad. That's exactly what she
said.

Of course that's what she said.

Go home and sort this out right now.

No.

I think I'll hang back for a while,
maybe.

Let her sort her head out. Yeah.

Yeah, no, you're absolutely right.

You should just avoid her for the rest
of your life. Do me a favour and drop

sarcasm. I told you from the start this
would end in tears.

Well, congratulations. When the dust
settles, I'll get you a present.

Thanks for the warning. Something small,
maybe a tie.

Just do the grown -ups thing, will you?
Quick, I'm off from you.

Meaning what?

Meaning what do you know about how grown
-ups do things?

Sorry?

You've spent your whole life going from
one casual shag to another.

Yeah?

And now that you've... overfished the
pond.

Finished that sentence?

When it comes to women, you don't have
the tiniest clue what you're talking

about.