All language subtitles for trivia_s01e03

Why are you here exactly?

Laurie.

Before I drop the theme for getting one
little question wrong.

You know, every pub quiz I've ever been
at always has a star. Capital city of

Nigeria.

Abusia.

We're going to the planetarium tomorrow.

Who is?

Me and Molly and Ashley and my little
girl.

You're going what?

So, did you have fun?

I did. I really did.

And what was the favourite thing that
you learned?

The speed of the Earth around the sun.
Pity there weren't any questions on

astronomy, eh?

Now that we're experts and all.

Oh, well, well.

Look who it is.

What's this? A late lunch?

Just a still water, please.

Who's looking after the video shop?

Closed it up. Wanted to get out for a
while.

So you run off your feet in there at
half three of a Thursday, all right?

So the quiz went well, didn't it?

Wasn't it always?

Yeah.

Molly, something else.

Lovely girl.

Absolutely lovely. I was talking about
the quiz. No, you weren't.

You're still in denial? Don't be putting
words into my mouth. Why don't you just

ask her out? Adam, I don't fancy...
Don't want to hear it. Can I finish your

sentence?

I think she's a useful addition to the
team. Shut up.

Let me finish.

It's all right to be afraid to ask
somebody out, you know. It is not all

to pretend you're not interested when
you clearly are. Still water, please.

Hiya, Lawrence.

Kathy, how's work going?

Oh, it's fine, thanks.

If it was as good as your last job.

Well... Is he paying you okay?

It beats unemployment.

Oh, yeah, anything's better than
nothing.

Shall we look at me?

A flick check's the only job I've ever
had.

The thing about it, it's like drowning.

Once you stop struggling, it's kind of
peaceful.

You'll find out that.

Cerebral hypoxia.

Hiya. I'm looking for an Adam Lynch.

You found one.

Hello there.

Hiya, Adam.

Grainne Bannon, I'm a reporter with
Standard.

We're doing a piece on local
entrepreneurs done good. You know,

a bit of optimism in these dark and
dismal days.

Nice alliteration.

Thanks. It's part of the training.

It's my friend Lawrence, by the way.
Hiya, Lawrence. Nice to meet you. Lovely

day. Yes, it is.

So, are you interested?

Well, I am a local entrepreneur,
granted, but I wouldn't say that I've

good. Let me just make a note here.

Falsely modest.

Haven't seen you around here before.

Well, I haven't been here for very long.

I'm studying down in Dublin with Gerald
as part of my final year placement.

Ah, I thought I knew everyone.

Pete, can I get two coffees? You can.

I don't really think I could give you a
very worthwhile interview.

I don't know about that.

What I have is that you had stock in a
software company.

You set up with your friends down in
Dublin, did really well, and you got out

before the dot -com bust. Came home and
bought this place.

That's about it, though.

That's a pretty short article.

Is that a no, then?

Not necessarily.

When do you want to do this interview?

Well, no time like the present.

In, like, 15 minutes, 20 tops.

OK.

I don't know, Adam.

Should you be consorting like that now
that you've got a girlfriend and all?

Consorting? And, for that matter,
girlfriend?

Uh, Olivia, the rugby club ball.

Oh, I won't be seeing Olivia again. A
coffee, then? Yeah, thanks, Pete. Oh,

sorry. It didn't work out.

No, no, no. It's not that it didn't work
out. It's just that I won't be seeing

her again.

Oh.

Sorry. Do you even like coffee? Oh, I
love it. You're grand.

Okay. I'll start.

It's unbelievable.

A kiss?

Who is important in the election of
President Obama?

Name three things.

He's black.

Yes, of course.

Three things.

He's unknown until recently.

Summer, but absolutely.

One more thing.

Molly, I have something that I want to
say.

En français, s 'il vous plaît.

J 'avais quelque chose. J 'ai quelque
chose.

Molly, je t 'aime.

What?

Je vous aime depuis... Never mind the
bloody French. What are you on about?

I love you.

There, I said it.

Stephen, I'm so sorry.

For God's sake.

You don't understand at all. I'm sorry.

Obviously, we can no longer continue
with your lessons. I'll make something

for your mother. You won't be
embarrassed.

No, but Molly, I'm being serious.

I'm serious. Look, look.

I wrote some poetry for you. I'm cold.

Look. Please, please look.

No, it wouldn't be if you play.

Your hair is so shiny and your eyes are
amazing.

If we got together, it would be amazing.

OK, that's not my best one. If you go to
the... Stephen, this is... I'm sorry,

I'll have to leave.

I mean, I don't know.

Au revoir, mon amour.

Yeah.

Adam,

I'm not like you, all right? Obviously.

I can't just... I was watching you with
your woman.

Grainne. Grainne.

Talking to women comes naturally to you,
and it most definitely does not come

naturally to me.

I just don't know how to do it. I can't
see the steps.

Yeah, well, there's a problem right
there.

You see, you're thinking of it in terms
of pulling when you should be thinking

of it in terms of friendly conversation.

Like, women aren't some weird species
with their own rules and steps.

When you're talking to Molly, just be
warm and open, the way you would be to

anyone.

Or the way you should be to anyone.

Look them in the eye, smile, use her
name, make contact.

Look, I'll tell you what. The next woman
comes through that door, practice on

her. I'll hang back and observe.

That sounds like a really stupid idea.

I don't mean seduce her. No, just try
and be friendly.

You know, engaging.

Yeah? So 18 or 88, next person comes
through that door.

Okay? I don't know.

It could be a long wait. We're never
very busy.

I got all afternoon, man.

Good evening.

Good evening.

I would like to become a member of your
video play. Certainly.

My friend says I should show you both.

Your friend is correct.

Danuta. That's nice.

Where are you from, Danuta?

Lithuania.

And have you been in Ireland long?

One month now.

Whereabouts in Lithuania, exactly?

Vilnius, Kaunas, Laikpita? I don't know
my country.

Well, no.

I know of it. I'm from Kaunas. Good old
Kaunas.

Second largest city, isn't it? Yeah.

Capital Between the Wars, I believe.

Hannibal Lecter's hometown.

Very good.

You know what I would like to see?

Yeah? Pulp Fiction.

Sorry, Danina, we just did one copy and
some cretin left it back scratched a

bit. I've ordered another one.

Well, I haven't seen it since it came
out.

When was that? Late 90s?

Incorrect, 1994.

No, it was later than that. I remember
certainly we've got an illegal video.

1994. You're wrong. In 1994 we're still
living... It was 1994, Danita.

Wow.

If you don't mind that I say it, you are
being a little bit rude.

Sorry, Danita, I don't mean to... I know
it was 1994.

That's all. I think I won't bother to
get a movie tonight.

Okay, well, just give me a few minutes
and I'll finish up your...

No. Thanks.

Bye.

Okay, look.

How do you feel that went?

There you are. Thank you.

Liam, Siobhan, how are you? I'm grand.

Very well, thanks.

Lots of grumble.

So, how are things at work, your work?

Well, everyone's a bit down about the
lay -offs.

Obviously. Absolutely.

It's not the same about yourself.

A bit more room, though, eh?

Well, it's good to see that you're
keeping busy anyway.

Yeah, well, you know, I'm a friend of
Adam's and he was in a bit of a buying

staff. So I said I'd help him out while
I was at loose end.

Good woman.

Thanks.

So, anyway,

ready to order?

Go ahead, come on.

By the time I finish, my feet are in
bits.

I look down at my shoes and I expect to
see them throbbing like in a cartoon.

A 16 -year -old tried to put his tongue
down my foot.

And I got my ass felt by a pensioner.

He tried to let on he was putting a tip
in my back pocket, but then he gave me a

book of his poetry.

That's the work itself.

The whole Adam thing. It's working out
just like I worried it would.

Not only do I have to be around him all
the time, but I have to watch him doing

his thing with other women. I probably
didn't stand much of a chance when we

were just half -assed friends, but now
that I'm that girl that cleans his

toilets... Well, that's quite the tale
of woe. It's terrible, it really is.

I'm overcome with sympathy here.

I'm sensing a certain degree of sarcasm.

My guy's probably up in his room
composing an opera as we speak.

One of your students?

When was this?

You know, I really, really don't want to
talk about it.

But you'll have to understand if I'm a
little short on compassion.

My own love life isn't exactly on fire.
I'm between Stephen and the other Egypt.

What other Egypt?

Ah.

Ah, Lauren.

I shouldn't call him an Egypt.

At least he hasn't napped on me.

But you get the impression he's going
to.

No, I don't think he's been leaping on
kind, but I wouldn't be surprised if he

makes some sort of move.

He'll get himself all worked up and
he'll blurt something out.

I can spot the signs.

I haven't spotted any sign of any kind
from Adam.

A 16 -year -old, Cathy.

16.

And I was tempted.

Six years.

Imagine. Hard to believe. Hard to
believe. Seems like yesterday.

Earlier on today, even. What's this?

Declan and Karen, six years married next
week.

No. Do you remember, Paddy, how excited
he was? The next day he rang, the very

next day, I met someone, he says to me,
I couldn't get over it, telling his

mother about his love life. You couldn't
get a word out of him on the subject

normally. Sure, he'd loads of women we
don't even know about.

That makes no sense. How do you know if
you don't know? I'm guessing, Lawrence.

I'm imagining, that's all.

Are you taking her away to Paris?

France or Texas?

What? I don't follow you.

Never mind.

Better get back to work.

Is he today?

No.

See you.

Okay, John, okay.

See you.

Actually, I kind of met someone, too.

What?

Really? Who is she?

Well, it's early days. I don't really
want to say too much. Are we going to

her? Where did you find her?

What's she like?

Is she a looker?

She's on the quiz team.

I shouldn't have said anything at all. I
really shouldn't.

You must have a name at least. Give us
that much.

Her name is... Molly.

Bloody hell. I thought you'd forgotten
it there for a minute.

Anyway, I just thought I'd let you know
while we're on the subject.

So long.

Long time no see.

Tony.

So, how are you keeping?

Grand.

You?

So, listen, old shit, I wanted to ask
you something. Do you still do the

quizzes?

No. Nothing with Lawrence, were you?

No.

Tool.

Thank you.

He is a tool. He fired me, too.

Not that I give a damn.

You got me thinking.

I can make a little bit of a plan. Just
a bit of crack.

Go on.

Do you know whoever he's 140 in a row,
he wants to get to 52, yeah?

Hello there.

Hi. Can I give you a hand?

Oh, yeah, that'd be great.

It's not a bad evening.

No, it's lovely.

Listen, thanks a million. My arms are
hanging out of my sockets.

At least we don't have any of those old
plastic bags anymore digging into your

fingers. You'd lose your circulation
getting your milk home.

Always getting stuck in trees.

Yeah.

Anyway, that's you.

Cheers, gentlemen.

Did you find money or something?

Sir? You look all pleased with yourself.

You're usually all tense before a quiz.

Tense and irritable. I think you've made
me confused with someone else.

What are we all having, Molly?

A grand long thanks, I'll nurse this.
You sure?

Positive thanks.

I'll go again while you're still high on
whatever it is you took. Bottle of

beer, please.

Adam? Well, thanks.

Will I get some munchies in too, Molly?

Will you bag of cheese and onion? No,
thanks, Lauren. Nuts? You do nuts, don't

you, Adam? Oh, we do indeed.

And cream.

Scampi, bacon fries? Nothing, thank you.

Mystery.

I've never seen the like... Pint on the
bottle, please, Rory. Rory.

Evening, all.

Tony.

What are you doing?

Ah, sure. You know yourself, I was a bit
bored, so I thought I'd give the old

pub quick a go.

The spoilsports, we're calling
ourselves.

Really? You're kidding.

The spoilsports.

So you dragged the peanut alone?

Ah, no dragging required.

He's happy enough to do it.

Hello there. I'm Tony.

You must be my replacement.

Hi, I'm Molly.

Molly.

You liking it so far?

Being on the team?

Yeah, it's OK.

Enjoy it while you can, Lawrence. We'll
get rid of you soon enough. That's his

thing. No danger of that. Molly's good.

So who are the other two? Tony?

Aren't you going to introduce them? Nah,
not yet.

Who are they?

Oh, dear.

You sound a bit panicked there,
Lawrence.

Don't worry. It's only a pub quiz.

Just a bit of fun. All right, kids.

Settle down. We're almost ready to
start.

Let's go, Tony. Everyone got your auntie
sheets ready?

By the way, Lawrence, if you win this
week, how many times in a row would that

be?

Forty -nine. Something like that.

Forty -nine?

Wow.

Good luck with him.

Don't worry about them. They look like
half -wits. Who's Peanuts?

He used to be on the team until Lawrence
fired... He left because he knew

everything about military history, but
nothing about anything else. He couldn't

tell you he was the first man in the
mood.

Let's go.

Question one. This is a toughie. At
least I think it's a toughie, but then

again, I'm not exactly... Get on with
it!

Jesus Christ.

Adam, Cathy, could you please try to
keep him under control?

Yeah.

OK, we'll try that again, will we?

Question one.

Complete this list of names.

Bangla, stance, and who.

Who.

Whatever. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God, I
know it, but I can't.

Um, there's a poet called...

Oh, no, Spender.

Poor thing. No.

He's not even going to ask me if I know.

Do you?

You know, I believe I do.

Well, tell me.

Karen, calm down. You're going to have a
heart attack.

Question two.

Please. Venkman.

What? They both wondered.

Spengler stands.

Thank you.

Question two.

David Cornwell has written a number of
best -selling novels under which...

Suit and all.

Would you cheer up, man? We've won.

We must have done. We were three up, and
you know we got at least eight right in

the last round. Probably even ten.

So it's mathematics. No, that's too
close. It's way too close for my liking.

Third place with 71 points.

It's the Lion, the Witch, the Wardrobe
and Emo.

In your second place.

Tension. Can you feel it?

It... It boils forth.

With a very extremely impressive 87
points.

Which means the team with no name of the
winners again, as usual.

But, not by much, 91 points for you
guys.

See? Told you so.

49's in the bag.

Lawrence. No, it was the sports
question. No, I knew it was Dover.

Peanut, good evening.

Lawrence.

Isn't anyone going to do the
introductions?

All right.

Pauline, Harry, Lawrence.

Hi. Hello.

Evening.

You don't know them, Lawrence, so stop
trying to work it out.

Anyway, I just wanted to come over and
say hello, and, you know, bad luck with

the quiz and all.

All right. As always, next week.

Everyone free next week, eh? Yeah.

Quick, everybody laughs like Angela said
something hilarious.

Everything that I know said something
funny. Quick.

Lift it.

Hello,

Lawrence. Quiz all over, hmm?

Presume you won, as usual.

Adeline, how's business?

Ah, not bad considering, Paddy. Nice to
see you both.

How's Vera? Oh, can't complain, Adeline.

What are you doing here?

I forgot your keys, Mr. Quiz Genius.

Didn't want you thumping on the door or
waking us up when you come home.

They're not my keys.

I've got my keys.

They're the spare keys.

Are they?

A wasted journey, so.

Even if they were my keys.

It took two of you to bring them in.

Your mother wanted to go for a spin. I
feel a bit cooped up in the house

sometimes. Oh, yeah. Who doesn't enjoy a
good night out dropping keys into a

pub? It's to be so... rude.

Ah, you must be Molly.

No, actually, I'm Kathy.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Duffy.

And Mr. Duffy, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Molly, hi.

Oh, hello, dear.

I was about to say, we've heard so much
about you, but we haven't really.

Details are a bit thin on the ground.

Is he treating you all right?

Who, Lauren?

On the team, he means, as a new team
member on the team. Oh, he's a douche.

Oh, well.

Are you going home now, or what?

Charming. Maybe we'll get a drink and
sit with you guys for a while. Sure.

Don't upset yourself, son. Wouldn't want
to cramp your style. Oh, come on,

Paddy. We'll make ourselves scarce.

It's very nice to see you all. Nice to
meet you. Good luck, kid.

Don't listen to his nonsense, Molly.

Oh, no.

They're lovely, Lawrence.

What happened to you?

All right, folks, I've got to split. Let
my own ma get on home.

assuming Ashton hasn't driven her out
already.

Wait.

Why?

Just hang on a minute. Let them get
away.

Let them get away?

Are you afraid if I get talking to them
on my own, they'll ruin the ice -cool

image you've cultivated here? Please.

Okay, Lawrence.

Okay, I'll just stand here in silence
for a few minutes. Is that all right?

Perfect.

Thanks.

I was... Joe King Muppet?

My God, you're actually... I'm away.
Good night, all.

Good night, Molly.

I'd say that was long enough.