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Dr. Bay, I am so happy to be here. I know, and I'm actually happy to have

just want to make sure that you know what you're getting yourself into.

People will look at you and ask themselves why. Why would a young,

woman want to make a living from fucking strangers who can't get it up?

Are you serious?

I'm dead serious.

Only very special people can be alternative partners.

Are you sure this is your true vocation?

I am.

100 % sure. Good.

You're Ron. Ron Livingstone, 21.

Right? So far, so good.

And you masturbate too much.

Understatement of the year.

If you think... I can't stop jerking off.

My prick looks like a bone after a pit bull chewed it over.

It was painful, but... But not enough for me to stop.

In fact...

I don't know why I'm addicted.

Or actually, I don't know what causes war.

You know, whether I feel like jerking off and find the porn or watch the porn

and feel like jerking off. You get it?

Manga porn.

But I don't want anybody to know about it.

I only report to Dr. Fay.

I watch shoulder and lowly.

Mostly lowly.

Loli. What?

You never heard of Loli?

Fuck. Slut.

I'm Jason.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. I hate it.

Slut. You slut. You fucking slut.

Hi, Jason.

I'm Jane.

Sorry. Slut. Fuck.

Sorry. Jane. Slut.

It's okay.

I don't mind you swearing. I understand it's the corporal alia. I am a little

bit sensitive to the word slut.

Okay. Blood!

Oh, fuck. Sorry.

At 14,

I was diagnosed as having suffering from Tourette's Syndrome.

I actually had it since I was eight, at least. But they all thought, fucking

bitch, that I'm making faces to get attention.

Fuck ass! Do you get it? A little kid who doesn't know what to do. Fuck ass. I

didn't know that I was ill until they sent me from school for...

For all sorts of diagnoses, it was a relief, but I hated the medication. I

reacted badly to halo... Are you listening, slut?

Sorry. I'm listening.

You have no idea how much I hate that coprolalia.

Yuck. It's disgusting. It's repulsive.

I'm sorry. I can't control it. When I grew up, we were moving around all the

time, and in high school, I was the classic wallflower. No way.

Yeah, really.

Yeah, but I was lucky enough to leave next door to the best -looking guy at

school. Good for you, Billy.

Tickets. And one night we were at this club, and Billy's friend came up to me

and asked me if I could drive Billy home because he was drunk and couldn't be

trusted to drive. No way. You lost your virginity in a car?

Jane Martin.

I'm a pervert, right?

I don't judge.

You are talking about animation, right?

And I'm afraid it will start killing my brain.

And I'm afraid of getting into legal trouble.

You know, if they find one of your hard dishes dumb for you, get it?

You've only turned on my lolly?

Well, there's... little lolly as well.

Which is?

Goes on to the age of ten.

And what about regular porn? With real people?

Boring. And real girls? You know, the kind that you meet at clubs or parties,

college?

Listen, I want to have real sex with real women.

But I'm afraid to even think of real women.

They're huge and clumsy and not cute.

No offense.

Okay. I want you to show me something.

a clip you really like.

Okay?

Run.

Turn around.

It's a disease.

And when I was 16, I decided that I preferred to live with the ticks and the

swearing and all of the strange things that come out of my mouth uncontrollably

than to be drugged up all the time.

And then I was 16 and I started... Don't want what any 16 -year

-old kid wants. Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Sorry. That was actually kind of apt.

And to my surprise, I managed to find some girls who

wanted to do it with me, but... I had a feeling there was a fuck

coming. I couldn't get it up.

You get it? I mean, after getting over the...

Shame of the critics and the fear of swearing in the middle of it. I also

couldn't get it up.

That is really unfair.

So I went to the doctors and he gave me some Viagra. Old men's

Viagra. And right after that, I had a girlfriend.

Really sweet. And we had sex and it was fine. Without Viagra.

I felt so good with her that I didn't need it.

But then one time when we were doing it, I just started

swearing and saying all of these dirty things, and it didn't turn her on, and

she fucking... What?

Sorry, I didn't mean that.

She dumped me, so... I'm really sorry to hear that, Jason. You bet, bitch. So,

again...

I was too afraid to talk to girls. Too ashamed.

Too afraid that I couldn't get it up.

Too afraid to be rejected. You get the picture, right, bitch?

So, back I go to the doctors. Another doctor. He tells me, you're depressed.

Take some Lustrol. So, I, uh... Well, I took the Lustrol for about a month. It

was great for depression. Great.

Terrible for erection.

And so, after that, I sort of stopped trusting doctors altogether.

And that's when I came to see Dr. Bitch!

Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Uh...

A .K .A.

Alexandra Faye.

On a scale of 1 to 10. 1 to 10.

How nervous are you right now?

The 10 being the most nervous.

10. Definitely 10.

The sex wasn't great, but I can understand that. I was still pretty

Oh, you never talked to him again, right?

No,

we actually slept together several more times.

Yes.

And, you know, it was fine. I mean, it improved every time. He did ask Laura to

prom instead of me.

But he was honest enough to tell me in time and to set me up with his friend,

Dwayne McKinley.

So I began teaching Dwayne McKinley.

And when it was his turn to dump me, I did care a little bit.

But, you know, I mean, I was a bit afraid of being seen as an easy lay.

But then I understood it was fine by me.

And your dad?

Was it fine by him?

He was angry.

I'm not really sure what he knew.

So you left for college, right? Yes. I started studying feminism.

And I stumbled across, well, you.

And, well, you never considered how this would affect your private life, right?

Tell me something, Jane.

Do you come?

Excuse me?

When?

When you're riding a bike.

It's true.

I have never experienced an orgasm during sex.

That's what I thought.

Does that mean I can't be a surrogate? Yeah.

Of course not. I'm just kidding you.