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My God!
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I think the princess must be at the
controls again!
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Language?
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Holy camel toe, Batman.
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Yeah, like totally.
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Just what were you doing with Princess
Leia back there?
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That's disgusting.
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You'll be deactivated for that sort of
thing.
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What mission?
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Um... I don't even have balls.
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All systems ready.
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Where are those transmissions you
intercepted?
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What have you done with... Damn.
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Any more?
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Tear this ship apart.
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Until you've found those plants, then
bring me the passengers.
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I want them alive.
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Sir!
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I need to practice.
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Ew, what a desolate place this is.
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I don't have a womb.
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You going?
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Even if I had an ass, it would not be
fat.
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You go that way then, you rusty little
twink. I hope you get signed in your
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service patch.
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This way is much easier.
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That malfunctioning pile of yasm dung.
He tricked me into this.
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Over here!
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Hey, sailor!
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Lord Vader.
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Captured Princess Leia. Have we got any
information yet?
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Not yet.
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Rebels wouldn't dare attack the station.
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If the rebels discover our weakness,
they could exploit us. They could
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your mother.
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This station is now the ultimate power
in the universe.
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Quit stalling.
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Are you in or out?
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I'm in.
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To Harry.
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Charming to the lads.
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To Yotham and the Kaiba Crystal.
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You're bluffing. I find your lack of
faith disturbing.
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Are you Jeff Vader?
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Jeff Vader?
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Yeah, I'm from the canteen. Mr. Stevens,
the cater manager, sent me up.
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What is the meaning of this?
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Well, I've got this chain for Jeff
Vader.
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Leave that to me.
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You've got a sign for that.
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I'm afraid you are mistaken about a
great many things.
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This bickering is pointless.
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Vader, sign the form and go and
interrogate Princess Leia.
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As you wish.
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Princess Leia.
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Darth Vader.
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Only you could be so bold.
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Don't act so surprised, Your Highness.
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I'm not surprised.
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I'm disgusted.
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I'm a member of the Senate. You are a
part of the Rebel Alliance. I want to
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what happened to the plans they sent
you.
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And I suppose if I don't tell you, I'm
to be tortured?
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Not necessarily.
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Perhaps we can reach an agreement.
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My father would kill me.
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Hardly. I know your father.
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He's had more tail than a nerf herder.
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You are about to learn the power of the
dark side.
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We will discuss the location of the
hidden rebel base.
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I'll blow it! I'll blow it! I'll blow
it! Take it easy, Luke.
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Or you're going to need your inhaler.
What is it?
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The Brutida. We need to find a new
translator.
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Yeah, I'm going to find a translator to
tell Aunt Brut to kiss my black hole.
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And what is your function?
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Well, my primary function is etiquette
and protocol.
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Great. Someone's invented a droid to
tell me which fork to use first.
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What I really need is a droid that
understands women well enough to tell me
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the hell my wife is saying half the
time. I was recently in the service of
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absolute devil.
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Shut up.
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Shutting up? We'll take this one.
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Come on, Red. Let's go. Move it.
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Glow in another bad motivator.
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What are you trying to pull here, you
little smelly bastard?
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Pardon me, master, but the little blue
unit is in fine shape.
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A filthy mouth, but functional.
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We'll take the blue one.
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Okay, come on, blue.
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Oh, this blue bath feels so good.
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I could just melt.
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Never get to have any fun.
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Be stuck here forever.
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Well, so are we.
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Wherever we are, I don't even know what
planet this is.
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Well, when they rinse the galaxy's
colon, this is where they stick the
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in. How exciting.
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I don't know what this goo is.
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You probably don't want to know, sir.
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Just call me Luke. How about Big Boy?
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Just Luke.
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I am C -3PO, Human Cyborg Interrelation.
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And this pile of degenerate scrap is my
counterpart, R2 -D2.
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00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:29,670
Hello. Hey, uh, your R2 unit data probe
is stuck. It shouldn't be poking out
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like that all the time.
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You obviously don't know R2.
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Here.
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Come for me.
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Come for me, Obi -Wan Kenobi.
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Come for me.
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Hey, do you know her?
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She's hot.
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I'm not quite sure, sir. Females all
look the same to me.
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Now he claims that he's the property of
someone named Obi -Wan Kenobi who lives
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nearby and that this is a custom
holocron for him.
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Well, there's a... Old Ben Kenobi?
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He's this weird hermit.
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He lives beyond the doomed sea.
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Anyway, I want to see the good part.
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Play back the video.
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What happened?
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Where'd she go?
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R2 -D2.
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That is not acceptable.
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What is it?
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He says the first taste is always free.
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You see what you can do with him.
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And you're not the boss of me.
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I'm afraid her resistance to my probe is
considerable.
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She told you nothing.
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Nothing of use.
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My lord, we are fully operational.
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I feel like breakfasting somewhere
civilized.
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And then perhaps blowing it up.
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That's your cause for Alderaan.
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I can't believe that little tin can't
screw me.
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Why'd he run away?
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He was babbling about some mission to
find that Obi -Wan person.
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R2 is completely obsessed.
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Well, we better hope we don't run into
any sand people.
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Oh dear.
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And if they do?
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Well, we better hope they kill us before
they eat us.
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That little R2 probably got me in a lot
of trouble.
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That's his primary function.
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Check the scanners.
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I think we can find our little trash
can.
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Hit the accelerator.
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Ed, where do you think you're going?
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It was a rhetorical question, you glob
of grief.
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What's wrong?
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00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:16,210
There are several creatures approaching
from the southeast.
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00:23:27,330 --> 00:23:34,330
Well, I see two Banthas, but I don't see
any... Oh, there's them, people.
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What's he doing to that Bantha?
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Ew!
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00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,800
You're less Giddish than the others I
see.
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Don't be afraid. You won't need your
weapon.
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Or your clothes.
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00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,240
Hmm.
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That is very much the tale of my love
life.
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Oh well.
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We best get the boy indoors.
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