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And that's when Firefist unleashes her lava ball and kaboom! Barbecue

gigantosaur in lava socks.

Firefist is cool, but I wouldn't put her in my top five.

What? She's the top three of my top five.

Dr. Frosty has to be number one. The dude shoots ice spikes.

My refrigerator shoots ice, but I'm not going to put a cape on it.

Spike, not cubes.

He's not making lemonade.

Although if you guys want a frosty beverage, he's your guy.

If I had a power...

I'd shoot chocolate eggs. Then people would be like, hey, free chocolate eggs.

Boom, tons of new friends.

I would have gone with eyeball lasers, but butt eggs is cool.

Hello, students.

I am delighted... Listen up, you animals!

Clark, this is a one -person speech.

I'll be right over here if anything goes down.

Very comforting.

Students, I am delighted to unveil a new feature for free expression, the wall

of inspiration.

Ta -da!

This is a safe place for you to write anything you want, anything at all, as

long as it's appropriate, respectful, and properly spelled. Donut!

Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo! Woo -hoo!

Woo -hoo!

I can't believe you think Mr. Frosty is better than Firefist.

It's Dr.

Frosty. He went to med school. Show some respect.

Besides, everybody knows true heroes are born with their powers.

No, true heroes use their brains.

Firefist built her own lava glove to save her sister from cyber cobras.

That's why she's so awesome. Dr.

Frosty was born awesome. A fire melt ice.

Which turns to water and hello, puts out fire.

But Firefist has that cool catchphrase.

which is an awesome thing to yell out while you're shooting a lava bomb.

That's not a cool catchphrase. Yes, it is.

Fire away!

Not feeling it.

Not feeling it?

Fire away!

You feel that?

That was so satisfying.

Totally worth the detention you're going to get.

That's nothing.

This is how Dr. Frosty would do it.

Minus zero!

Uh -huh. Okay. How about this?

Guys! Oh! Look at this! Wait!

Good for you, Zach.

Before things get out of hand, I skipped breakfast.

and every single student here.

Except Summer. Her hands are clean.

Oh, and remarkably soft.

Oh, I detest your youth.

You others have proven to me that you are unworthy of Unlimited Meatball

Thursday. So, from now on, you will each get one dry meatball.

I can't make it on one meatball. I have a six -meatball tummy.

I've been told by a confidential informant that this riot started

over comic books. So as of this second, anyone bringing a comic book to school

will receive detention.

They are the gateway to backtalk, bad manners, and the idea that talking to

creatures is acceptable.

Would you like me to make it mega detention?

What's mega detention?

It goes like this.

Detention. Mega detention, death.

Lighten up, Clark.

Afternoon.

Why does everyone look like Pearl Jam just broke up?

We're depressed because Principal Wall has outlawed comic books after we

meatballed the Expression Wall.

I blame Tamika. If she hadn't gone all lava lady, this would have never

happened. Hey, you were flinging balls too, Vanilla Ice.

So you guys started World War Meatball? Yeah, all of us except for Summer.

I am very disappointed in you, Summer.

Me? I stayed out of the trouble.

Summer never breaks the rules.

Yeah, that's true.

Well, it's like that old saying, rules are made to not be broken.

No, that's not the saying.

Have you learned nothing from rock and roll?

This whole country was founded on breaking rules.

You need to loosen up a little bit, you know?

Why don't we start off with a harmless little prank?

Oh, no. I'm not doing a prank. You start there, and then pretty soon you're

robbing banks and giving up flossing.

No, pranks are fun.

Only party poopers don't like pranks.

Don't poop on the party.

I would never.

Fine. I'll prank you.

Knock, knock.

Not a prank.

Not a prank, either. Nope.

I'll give you a hand, Summer.

I mean, to get that thing off your shirt. Oh.

See? Fun.

Where did it... There's nothing on your shirt.

Phew.

Hey, guys, check it out. I made a comic book. Are you insane?

Those are banned.

We're all going to get mega detention by association.

We can even get mega, mega detention.

Who knows how high this thing goes?

Actually, it was bringing comic books to school that was banned.

I made this on school ground, so... Technically, not against the rule.

Ah, I love a good technicality. Good for you, Tamika. You took a disappointment

and turned it into a positive.

The destruction of everything.

I know you need it. Do you feel a drink of water?

Great work, everyone.

Especially me.

Well, Miss Infinity, you saved the world and you haven't even had breakfast yet.

Let me make you some hash browns.

Wait, my power is I make hash browns? And baked potatoes and curly fries.

Yes!

I robbed a bank in Middle City.

Good work, the hat.

The hat?

Zach approves.

I'll use my amazing speedwalking ability to check the perimeter.

Last time it took you an hour.

Speedwalking is still mainly walking.

Where's my little sidekick?

Is Sweaty Freddy here?

Right here, Miss Affinity.

Sorry, I was just uploading a video of you being awesome yesterday.

You do so many awesome things, it's hard to keep up.

You're a good man, Sweaty Freddy.

Gross.

Come on, Sweaty Freddy. That's my superpower.

I sweat.

You do more than sweat.

You drool, too.

Sweaty Freddy, there's a fire. We're going to need a bucket of your drool. I

want it.

Just let it burn.

Sorry to interrupt you heroes, but I think the golden dolphin may be of some

assistance.

She's making me look stupid just because we had a fight. I still say the best

heroes are born with their powers.

The best heroes make their powers.

You're both wrong.

Listen to me.

Actually, this will sound way cooler coming from the golden dolphin.

What makes a true hero isn't their superpowers.

What makes you a hero is sacrificing yourself for the good of others.

Fish me, spud lad!

Wait till you guys see my blowhole.

It's Mika.

What's going on with you? You know I like comics as much as you. I thought we

were on the same side.

It's just a comic book. Don't take it so seriously.

You're just mad because I'm the hero.

Anyone can make themselves a hero in a comic book. This is real life.

What have you ever done that's heroic?

And I sweat the normal amount.

Call monitors log day four.

Possible violation of the No Comic Books in School Act.

It's go time.

Oh, come on.

Ew.

Ew.

Hey.

Mr. Finn, I took your advice about prank, and I want you to see my first

You're pranking me?

The proudest day of my life.

Admittedly, there's a low bar.

wanted to share it with you. You're welcome.

Thank you.

Oh, come on, man. It's just a prank.

You'd be laughing too if you could see how stupid you look.

Pranks are hilarious.

Why haven't I been doing these forever? I feel so alive.

What have you done?

That's not the question. The question is, what are you going to do?

Payback!

What is up, guys? It took all night, but I finally finished my own comic book.

Everybody grab one.

Hey, this is just my comic. With some additions to the art and my own

you'll notice a few changes.

Miss Infant, why are you away from her now?

Did you make mess mess?

I had a bad dream and I'm hungry.

Let the Potato Master craft you a snack.

Yay, french fries!

Yes, Potato Master is so much cooler than Spud Lad.

What are my powers?

Exactly the same.

Awesome!

You made me a baby. And not even a cool baby that smiles and high fives.

You made me a poopy diaper, baby. You made me a sweaty drooler. Now you know

it feels.

I guess sweaty Freddy wasn't very flattering.

Cool. So we're even?

Sure. I embarrassed you in front of our class, and you embarrassed me.

In front of the whole school?

Oh, yeah.

Man, I'm glad we made up before you saw this.

Oh, I emailed it to Kyle. He said he loved it. And then he had a coughing

Great. Thanks for ruining my life, Freddie.

Oh, come on, Tamika. You did the same thing to me. I didn't show the whole

school. Oh, I get it. You can dish it out, but you can't take it. Oh, I can

it. I love the stink lines coming off the poopy diaper.

It's so real, you can almost smell it. No, I can't take it.

Stop!

My paycheck was in there.

Somebody might trip and fall and slide down the stairs, hit that ramp, and fly

into that wading pool filled with novelty bathing ducts.

Yeah, hopefully summer.

I'm torn here, Zach.

Mostly I'm worried about summer safety, but a small part of me wants to see how

this turns out.

Don't get up. Don't even try to move.

Okay, now you can get up.

So I guess we're even now?

I guess we are.

Even? Even? No way!

You gotta get him twice as bad at this, and then you, and then her.

It's going great!

Come in, over.

Screaming eagle?

I don't care for that. My new code name is White -Winged Dove.

Comic book.

Strictly against your orders.

Where did you get this?

I am the Principal Clark. I don't need to be sneaky.

Asher, are you aware of the rule against bringing comics to school?

I didn't bring it. It's not even mine.

We'll ask the questions, Asher.

Did I ask a question?

Keep it up, pal.

Someone needed it too.

Give me a name.

I'd rather not.

Clark, what's the most attention that anyone has ever been given?

Man, Freddy's going to get in huge trouble.

Come on, son.

Don't be a hero.

Hero. Hero. What have you ever done that's heroic?

What makes a true hero isn't their superpower.

What makes you a hero is sacrificing yourself for the good of others.

Toss me a fish.

You're right.

I need to be a hero.

What are you talking about, crazy?

Give me a name.

Okay.

It was me.

What?

I'm the one you're looking for.

It's my comment.

Why are you standing like that?

Just no reason.

You are looking at mega detention.

You will come in and polish every single locker handle in the school. And that

will give you plenty of time to think about whether it was worth it to defy

Was it? Was it worth it?

Yes, I think it might be.

Wow, she really sucked the fun out of mega detention.

Mr. Finn, I have something special planned for Zack. Thank you so much for

teaching me all about pranks. You're the best.

I'm the best.

You're the best teacher in all the land.

You're the man.

You're the man.

Summer, you forgot your thing.

Operating fudge bomb.

Zack, fudge bomb, revenge.

It sounds devious and delicious.

I can't miss this.

Come on, drop on in.

You okay, Mr. Finn?

Yeah, I'm good.

I'm great.

Beautiful day out, huh?

Why don't you keep reading?

Right here.

That's the best place to watch from.

Fudgy face.

You said that. Well, then I hope you've learned your lesson.

Our lesson?

No, your lesson.

That's why you're the one covered in foot.

Oh. Well, then I hope I've learned my lesson.

Now turn around. I don't want you to see me like myself.

Take these polishing rags.

Um, these are old gym shorts.

I know, but if we call... them that, then no one will use them.

Now, if you spend two minutes polishing each locker at 500 lockers, that's 1

,000 minutes divided by 60 minutes an hour, which is over 16 hours.

Well, there's a reason we call it mega detention.

Maybe next time you'll think twice before drawing your diaper girl.

You gotta do what you gotta do, even if you stand alone.

Freddy? What is all this? What's going on?

Lawrence, tell me what you did. You took the heat for the comic book. But every

one of us liked the comic book.

If they're wrong, then we should all have mega detention.

Wow. You guys did this for me?

You did it for us first.

Thanks.

Sorry I was a jerk.

Me too.

Let's start polishing!

Seeing all of you here working together makes me so proud.

Of myself.

I mean, the wall of inspiration clearly inspired you. I am such a good

principal.

Yes, you are the real hero.

We should make a comic book about you.

Oh, but we can't. They're banned.

The ban on comic books is lifted.

And my name should be the White Winged Dove. And I want a mask made of

I thought we were dressing as diaper baby.

I should have known it was the other one from all the weird looks I got when I

stopped for gas.

This one's on me.

Not your fault.