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Hey, Tamika. Hey, Summer. Hey, Locker. Good job containing things.

Hey, crazy.

I just had the perfect night with the perfect lady.

Ooh, the new girl in Mr. Simmons' class?

No, Lawrence's mom, Sharon.

Wow, I'm trying to think of the appropriate thing to say.

I'm thinking creepy?

It's not what you think. We were just chilling on the couch watching NASCAR

sharing hair care secrets.

Still creepy.

Since my mom's away and I'm living with Lawrence, Lawrence's mom has been going

out of her way to make sure I'm not homesick. Aw, that's really sweet.

Yeah, she even bought me this great new game on my phone called Squatter.

Lawrence and I played all night.

That's nice you're not missing your mom too much. Yeah, things are working out

pretty great.

Hey,

Larry,

what's with the zombie walk?

Having Freddy stay with me is really taking its toll.

He kept me up all night playing swatter.

I need my beauty sleep.

Well, why didn't you just go to bed?

You can't sleep through swatter. Why not?

Swatter?

from the school nurse. Sure. Bring me one, too.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

When did you download Slaughter?

I don't have the app.

Ow!

Um, Mr. Finn, I was just wondering when you were going to pass out yesterday's

test results.

Oh, right. I've got those filed away.

Ew!

I lost my briefcase.

You gave me a B+. Yeah, you got your wrong.

So, B+. No.

No, it's impossible.

I never get less than an A. It's never happened.

Yes, it did.

It was just a tough test.

Nobody could get an A.

Well, then what did you get?

Uh, not important.

What about the rest of you?

You want to play swatter?

That's not how you play.

It's not that bad.

It's just one test. It's not just one test. It's who I am.

You are more than a test. Everybody says that you're a wonderful, smart, and

beautiful girl who they want to date.

At least that's what everybody says.

flies in the face of every rule in teaching.

Let's do this.

Wait, I can't. Why not?

You're hurting me.

It's already in the computer in Principal Mullen's office.

It's like they don't trust us to be honorable.

Let me cheat!

Well, some... It'll be okay.

Yeah. I never got straight A's. Or straight B's. Or C's, for that matter.

And look at how I turned out.

Your work here is done.

Stop telling me to read between the lines. It all adds up to one thing. One,

two, three, four.

If you think you're gonna lose, you're cool.

But sometimes you gotta break the rules.

Hey, show me what you know. Give it up.

Don't ask. You can't have him. What?

What are you talking about?

Who gets to have Freddy at their house?

I know it's only fair that you get an equal amount of time with him, but I

want Freddy to leave. We're having way too much fun.

Wait a minute. Come on, Zach. Let me keep him. No.

You've had him long enough. Long enough.

He should be staying with me now.

Nothing could ever replace Freddy. How about a case of sugar ball cereal?

Done.

I was dancing about something else.

I'm really worried about Summer.

She's been wandering the halls in a daze.

She looks fine to me.

I made a plan that's going to fix everything.

I made this extra credit test she's bound to do great on.

On it.

Class, we're taking a surprise test.

The extra points will go towards the last test.

You hear that, Som? Ace this, and you'll be your old straight -A self again.

Really? A second chance?

You'll have 20 minutes to answer these questions.

What is Summer's birthday?

What is Summer's address?

What is Summer's birthday?

Again.

You got 20 minutes. Go.

This is my chance to be a straight -A student again.

OMG! But wait.

What if I get it wrong?

These questions are so easy.

If I fail this, it will prove to everyone I'm a fraud. A loser.

Remember what Nana Gert always said when I was little? If a girl rides a boy's

bicycle, they have to get married.

No, the other thing she said.

There are only two kinds of people in this world.

Gay students and criminals.

You have to pick one.

Now get your jam hands off my figurines. She's right.

And stop slouching.

If I'm not a good student, I'm a criminal.

I'll live my life running from the fun.

Surviving on the street, fighting with raccoons for scraps from the dumpster.

Or worse, possums. They're like raccoons without the charm.

That's 20 minutes.

Pencil down.

Pass your test to the front.

Wait, what?

Summer, you didn't answer a single question.

I panicked.

I failed.

The possum.

No!

Summer, what's wrong with you?

I'm bad, and I just have to accept it. Me and a girl, it was right.

I'm a criminal.

I am a detention kid from now on. I know you better than anyone, Summer.

There's no way you'll ever get detention.

Oh, yeah?

Watch this.

Yo, P -Mult, what's shakin'? Oh, it's very funny.

Oh, you're pretending to be disrespectful when everyone knows you're

student. How ironic.

Bravo.

See?

You're not a bad girl.

Now come back to class.

No, I'm good at being bad.

Oh, say, that'd be a nice treat. I'm having kind of a hard...

day.

See you in detention.

Yay! You've made me the happiest girl in the world.

Wish me luck. I hope the delinquents like me.

I can't believe you got yourself detention.

You'll never survive on the inside.

I'll do what it takes.

Goodbye, Tamika.

If you don't wait for me, I'll understand.

I hear it's normally an hour.

So, she fell down the stairs.

Oh,

look who's here. Little Miss Smoothie.

It's so exciting.

My first detention.

So, what are you in for?

Get to school.

Get into a fight? Feel a container of fuzz ripple ice cream from the

Stuff doesn't happen.

Oh, yes, it does.

Um, I'm not here for any of that. I'm just here because I'm bad.

Prove it, knee -thock.

Oh, taking a bite of ice cream?

Big whoop.

A little club soda will get that out.

Club soda before that's set.

Hey, man, so you sure it's cool if I spend a little time with Zach?

Sure. I'll just have to learn to live without the NASCAR, hot sauce on

the beating of bongo drums 24 -7.

What?

Guess I'll go to your house and get my things. No need.

I've taken the liberty of packing your bags.

These are your clothes.

And your hair stuff.

And your other hair stuff.

Ready? We're going to have so much fun. Great. So what's the plan?

Well, study time from 4 to 7, then light supper and formal dance instruction

from Lady Yvonne, then second study time.

Yeah, I've got a better idea.

Let's do none of that.

Well, I'm sure you two will figure it out. The important thing is later.

I couldn't get a hold of Summer all last night. I texted...

Did you try actually calling her?

Yes, I even tried to call.

But she didn't answer.

Something's going on. I know it.

Tamika, Summer may be going through a few adjustments, but don't you think

you're overreacting just a little?

Stud. Summer, what's gotten into you?

You're a good girl.

Not anymore.

That was the old Summer.

Meet Samir.

So you just changed the pronunciation of your name.

Well, I happen to have a lot of personalized stationery that I can't

Get used to Samir.

The bad girl who's not afraid to do something shocking.

That was your pencil. You lent it to me.

That was your pencil, too.

The old summer used to be very generous.

Why are you putting on this act?

Well, maybe that goody two -shoes was the act.

Maybe this is the real me.

Tough, mean, and willing to chew gum in class. And I don't have enough for

everyone, so don't ask.

I like the new Summer. I like her too.

She seems dangerous and crazy.

She seems like she could protect me if I rode the bus.

All right, dudes.

Time to learn.

Today, we're learning about Newton's first law of motion.

Oh, spit one.

Summer, I know it was you.

Come on, you royal badness.

Is that the worst you can do?

Lawrence, you're taking Freddy back.

No backsies. I dumped him on you fair and square.

Normally, I love the guy. But living with Freddy is different. I can't handle

it. He eats with his fingers and he stays up all night watching

packed up all his stuff.

He's all yours. That wasn't our deal. But he's made friends with my parents

my brother. They're including him in the family Christmas card and they're on

the fence about me.

Mr.

Finn, I'm really worried about Summer.

I don't think she can handle herself with tough kids.

Tough? Nah.

They're just a bunch of sweet kids trying to figure out who they are like

everybody else.

So don't judge them too harshly.

Those lowlifes better not be messing with the machine!

If I don't get my nut bar, I will end you!

I've never seen you run so fast, Vinny.

It's Mr.

Finn, and I'm a teacher here, protecting school property.

Also, it's snack time. So don't mess with me! Get out of here!

Summer? Hey, guys.

What happened? Why'd they put you in there?

They didn't.

I put myself in. They dare me to steal a nougat bar, and if someone dares bad

Summer to do something, she does it.

Two questions.

One, are you okay in there?

Two, can you reach that nut bar and throw it down?

Fine, but please don't press 5B or things could get very uncomfortable.

Summer, look at yourself.

This isn't you.

Nana Gert was right.

I'm a criminal.

Now bounce.

Which is the way the criminals say leave the room.

Fine.

Go, Mr. Penn.

I don't feel right leaving like this.

Without my snack.

Sorry, Summer.

Don't do it.

Now we can leave.

Hey, man, are you really okay with me moving back in with Lawrence tonight?

I mean, yes.

Hey, man, thanks for letting me spend the night with Zach. It's been a really

nice change.

I gotta be honest.

It's been tough for me.

I miss you, buddy.

How's life in Squaresville?

Why are you talking like that?

I've been researching teenage rebellion.

I'm up to the 50s.

Is that where you learned to put the kick me sign on my back?

How'd you know it was me?

From the desk of summer.

Lawrence had a field day.

He made me wait while he put his soccer cleats on.

I hope you're happy.

I'm plenty happy, sock hop.

I don't need insults from this century.

I know you're not happy.

TPing the quad, rigging the water fountains to square people.

That's not you.

You don't know me.

The only one who doesn't know you is you.

The rest of us know who you are. You're Summer.

The bandmate, the friend, the leader.

The one who we count on when things get rough.

You really think of me that way? Yeah.

It never took a grade to make you special.

You already are.

This is a video the band made to show you how we feel about you.

Oh, gotta take care.

Survey? Yes, I have time. Mr. Finn!

Gotta go.

When they call you less than perfect.

They make you feel like you're not worth it.

Don't listen.

You know better.

You got a way of acting no one can measure.

All the times you make me smile. Memories from out. Love the way you rock

style. Don't change a thing about you.

Wow.

That was beautiful.

Thanks, Mr. Finn.

Guess I forgot who I was for a minute.

Great.

Is it okay if I delete this? It's just taking a ton of space.

Well, is there a copy? And delete.

Well, I can't wait to tell Tamika that I'm not a bad girl anymore.

Oh, yeah, Tamika. She didn't think the video was going to work, so she went to

go change her grade.

She's hacking into Principal Mullen's computer?

She's going to get in trouble.

I'm having that dream where you show up to school in your underwear.

It's not a dream.

Uh -oh.

Lawrence, give me your pants. I'm not going to die again.

Come on, man.

Oh, man.

Did you sleep here last night? It's not so bad once you get used to the boiler

noise at midnight.

Kind of starts with like a...

More lords than me, but still.

We were jerks.

We owe you an apology.

I guess it's harder living with your friend than you think.

I could have been a little easier to live with, too.

Maybe I should have turned down the Freddy a bit.

But the bottom line is, we both want you back.

We want to share custody.

You mean it?

You can switch off houses.

It'll be great.

I'd like that.

Let's hug it out.

I feel better about this if you put on your pants.

doubt a straight -A student.

Oh, I'm not defined by a letter. I could show you a video, but it got deleted.

Anyway, you better get going.

Come on, let's

go. Uh, I can't. I was trying to break into the office to change your grade,

my foot got stuck.

That is so sweet, Smeek.

But I'm good again. I'm gonna have to tell on you.

What?

to get you out of that vent.

Great plan!

Now, all you have to do is find your grade in your computer and change it to

A. Don't.

But I thought you said if you're not an A student, then you don't know who you

are. I do now.

And with friends like you, I can overcome anything.

Welcome back.

Now, let's get out of here before Principal Mullins ever knows we were

Teaching hurts.