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You guys ready for our big gig tomorrow?
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Totally psyched. I was born ready.
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It's awesome that you set us up with
this gig, Summer.
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I don't want to take all the credit.
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Everything we do is a group effort. But
you haven't even told us anything about
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it. That's ridiculous to me, because of
course I have.
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Where are we playing?
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At the gig place. The one where we're
gigging. Right before we play.
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It's entirely possible.
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There, see?
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Now you know everything.
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I don't think the Ramones ever played
here.
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Smells like one of them might have died
in this suit.
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I kind of get why you didn't want to
take all the credit now.
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Come on, you guys wanted a gig.
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It's a beautiful day. We're making
music. We get discount hot dogs.
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Zach, solo.
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I can't. I don't have thumbs.
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This is why so few major bands dress as
food.
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I'm just worried people are going to
come by and squeeze me. But I always
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that.
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Come on, guys.
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I've played way worse places.
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The Dewey Finn experience once played a
bowling alley.
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What's so bad about that?
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We were on a lane. They were throwing
bowling balls at us.
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Come on, guys. Let's shred.
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Take no prisoners.
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A one, a two. Oh, also, we can't leave
until we've handed out a thousand of
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these coupons. Three, four.
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You told me you were going to play my
jingle. We're gonna. We just thought
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start with a real song first.
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You thought wrong, Footlong.
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Now play the jingle or you're fired.
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Okay? Guys, I eat here a lot.
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Don't blow this for me.
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Uh -oh.
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Fries don't eat hot dogs.
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That's an abomination.
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I don't hear singing.
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Ed Waldo's Wiener Wurf.
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When I let go of this bowling ball
pendulum, gravity will pull it away from
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and send it back without gaining any
force.
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So as long as I don't move, I will be
completely unharmed.
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I just have to trust science.
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Vaughn played, and Stevie Wonder. That's
where all the best TVs played.
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So, where did you see our video?
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What the Wow.
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Oh, What the Wow, that's awesome and
cool. That's so cool and awesome.
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What is that?
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It's a site where they've grabbed the
best music videos from around the web. I
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wonder how many people have seen it.
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Whoa, 14 ,529 views. That's a lot.
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Click it one more time. It needs to be
even.
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Dudes, do not read those comments.
People are monsters on the Internet.
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things they would never say in person.
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Like this. Why is that giant blob
jumping around like an idiot?
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Could be any of us.
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I mean the old guy.
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So one of the guys, then.
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The guitar player with the bad facial
hair.
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Sorry, Zach. I tried to warn you about
growing out that peach fuzz.
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It's you, Mr. Finn.
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You're the giant blob with the bad
facial hair.
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Ouch. Forget it, Mr. Finn.
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Most things are nice.
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This song is why I have ears.
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I love everything about this band.
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The girl bass player, who is the leader
of the band, rocks.
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Wait, what?
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You don't think I rock?
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No, I know you rock, but leader of the
band?
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There's not really a leader.
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Right. I mean, if there were, it'd be
me.
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I'm the lead guitarist.
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It's in the name.
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Yeah, like lead singer.
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Actually, I think it's me. I kind of
sing to every song.
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Guys, I really don't think this matters.
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You're only saying that because you're
the backup singer.
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Actually, I'm the manager.
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Everyone knows the person who does the
most paperwork is the leader.
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Guys, guys, there's a simple way to
solve this. The leader is the person who
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make the most annoying noise.
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these t -shirts for you to sell at your
gigs. It's just your silhouette, so no
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one at school will know you're a band.
You know, except me.
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Those are awesome.
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Man, they are super cool.
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Why is there an orangutan standing with
us?
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You're so silly, Mr. Finn.
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That's you.
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It does look like you, Mr. Finn.
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How come Tamika's in the middle of the
shirt? I really feel like it should be
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me. And I should be riding a dragon.
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I like it. I'm out front when we play. I
should be out front on the shirt. I
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think me and my drum kit should be out
front with you guys behind me. It's just
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silhouette. Can we all stop fighting and
agree that it should be me in the
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middle? No.
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Oh, my gosh. Can we all argue about the
stupid shirts later?
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The shirts were meant for joy, and now
they're just 50 % cotton and 50 % pain.
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No, we love the shirts, but right now,
we need to rehearse. Big gig tomorrow,
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remember? Hey, you aren't the leader,
but I say it's time to rehearse.
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In my leadership role, I've always
stressed rehearsal.
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I'm one of the leading voices on
rehearsal.
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Always have been. All of you, start
rehearsing now!
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You know what? You people are
unreadable. I'm out of here. No, I'm out
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are getting all worked up over some
silly t -shirts.
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Do I really look like this? Totally.
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Yo, Jamaica, let me bend your ear.
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What's up, Mr.
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Fan?
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I need to talk to you about something.
Hold on.
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There. That's better.
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Just randomly decided to burn off some
LBs.
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Not based off of any people's comments
or anything like that.
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Listen, so about this leader of the band
thing.
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I know. I can't believe those guys don't
know I'm the leader. Right? I mean,
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clearly you are.
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I am? Of course.
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But real leaders don't put themselves
out front.
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Really, that doesn't make any sense.
Real leaders let the others think
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the important ones.
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Just keep gently steering the ship, but
let the others think that they're the
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leader, even though you are.
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Got it?
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Got it.
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Gotta hydrate.
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Want some?
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Uh, no. Okay.
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I can feel the LBs just being vacuumed
off.
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I'm not a scientist, but I don't think
you can vacuum fat off.
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That's what Big Fitness wants you to
think.
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Who is Big Fitness? You know, Big
Fitness.
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Health club, doctors, your cousin Curtis
who wants to stop leaving you messages
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that he's concerned about you.
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What? Nothing.
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I just care about what everybody thinks.
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Okay, that's it. You're not that nice.
What's really going on?
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Fine. Mr. Finn told me I was the clear
leader of the band, but because you guys
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were being such crybabies, I had to let
you think you're the leader, even though
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you aren't. He told me the same thing.
Me too.
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Me too.
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He also said I had the best hair.
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Well, that's just insane.
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be nice to the rest of you because I'm
the real leader. Well, I'm not a
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follower. Me neither. I was going to say
that before either of you.
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A fix in three hours.
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We need to figure this out before...
Does anyone else smell smoke?
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Mr. Finn, something's wrong.
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No, no, buddy.
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I'm really feeling the burn.
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Hey, you guys know...
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barbecue. I smell delicious.
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Hey,
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Mr. Finn, can you plug this in? Sure,
toss it
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over.
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I may have worked out a teensy bit too
hard yesterday. I can't feel my arms.
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Don't worry, I'll be fine.
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Soundcheck. So.
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this club in Austin, and we blew it up.
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We're just lucky Gooch wasn't there to
see it. Well, we cleaned up the mess,
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we can't play the gig without
instruments.
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We should just go.
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Never!
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I'm outraged.
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Wait, Mr.
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Finn, why are you on the floor?
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Were you hurt in the explosion?
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No, I'm sore, and I haven't eaten in 27
hours, so it's taking all my strength
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just to lie on the floor.
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Now, I have something important to say.
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Just give it from here.
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Please imagine me pacing the room like
an inspiring panther.
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An inspiring panther? Just do it!
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Roger Daltrey once hit Pete Towson so
hard it gave him amnesia. But the Who
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still played that night.
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Because that's what you do.
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When you get a gig, you play the gig.
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That's rock and roll!
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The same goes for Broadway, marching
bands, puppet shows.
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Mr. Finn is right. We have to play this
gig.
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I agree, but not because you said so.
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Despite my strong leadership, we can't
play without instruments.
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Even my maracas are broken.
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Well, we go on in an hour, so figure it
out.
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And I will help any way I can, as long
as I can do it from the floor.
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So in no way will you be helping.
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I'm a panther!
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Super cool.
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Can I borrow it?
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That guitar is signed by Jack White.
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It's not for playing, it's for looking
at. That's why it's in a certified
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unbreakable case.
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You know what?
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I don't even like you looking at it.
Shut your eyes. Walk away.
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Unbreakable, huh?
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and tight.
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Ready to rock.
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than I think. I'm pretty sure I can.
Have you met me? No, I'm the failure.
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No, I'm the biggest failure.
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Enough!
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Enough!
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Guys, I know this is hard.
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Hang on.
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Maybe I need to have a little something
to eat first.
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I get it. You aren't followers.
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And that's going to be awesome for you
in life.
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You're going to do amazing things.
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But this, right now, you're messing this
up.
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That dip's coming back up. It's just a
matter of when.
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Guys, we play together.
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And if we're going to get your
instruments fixed, we have to do it
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band.
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You guys go ahead. This tip's going back
in the bowl.
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Will this work?
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Give it a shot.
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Here goes.
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Rock and roll.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Hey, wheel me over to Freddy. I want to
give him a high five.
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When I saw the request on your What the
Wild video, I raced over.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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You really might be.
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What's the button?
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Lane door.
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Who wants s'mores?
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You're a complicated man, aren't you?
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Yo, Gooch. Gooch man.
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Still wild.
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Bet you got a ton of stories about this
place, huh?
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Nope. Saving it all from a book. Eat,
pray, gooch.
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You got any hobbies?
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I don't know if you'd call it a hobby,
but I do have this foot fungus that
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go away.
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Tell me all about it.
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It's stuck.
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It won't budge. Freddy, we're going to
need some of your hair products.
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Take it careful.
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mistake was?
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Cleaning the bathroom with your bare
foot.
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So I went to another doctor, and he had
me sleep with my feet in bags full of
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cornmeal. It didn't cure it, but to this
day, I can't sleep without it.
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Guys, I'm still here.
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You know, there are over 34 different
kinds of fungus.
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I'll show you.
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Guys!
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Guys!
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Hurry up, Lawrence.
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Amp is the last thing we need.
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I'm working as fast as I can.
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School of Rock, you're on.
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Lawrence, will it work?
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I have no idea.
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It's totally going to work. And you know
why?
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Because we work together.
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Now let's rock!
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I know too many troubles, all these
people got to lose in control.
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You're like a hug to me, a luxury, my
sugar goes.
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I want the good life every good night,
your heart just rolls.
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We're a band.
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Yes, we are.
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How nice for you.
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You still have to answer for all the
damage you've done and this guitar you
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stole.
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You think a great set gets you off the
hook?
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Maybe. It doesn't.
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You're keeping the fee from the gig and
you're playing for me next month for
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free.
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And once you guys make it big, you're
signing a guitar for me.
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That guy called me skinny.
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