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This gig is gonna be off the hook.

We have to play like it's our last show ever and rock our butts off like

Lawrence's life depends on it. Yeah!

Wait, why my life? I'm pumped!

Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, sure, buddy.

Don't let Pretty have any more energy drinks.

Let's be more excited than normal.

Back up, Questlove!

Speed up, Mr. Finn. We just got passed by an old dude with a walker.

I can't go anywhere. We're stuck in a traffic jam.

And this is a nightmare.

Except for the churro guy. Hey, I'll take a grande.

Here you go.

You can't miss this gig.

Get this old underchuck moving.

Wait, why does your horn sound like a waterfall?

I got it custom rigged. It keeps me calm in traffic.

Let's go!

So, you got the world's crummiest band with a soothing horn?

How dare you? This van is a classic.

I can see the road through a hole in the floorboard.

See? New cars don't have that.

Drive on the sidewalk.

This is an emergency.

We have to rock.

It's too late. We missed a gig. No way.

Come on.

Let's get out and play right here.

I can't just let you guys play right in the middle of 6th Street. That'd be

dangerous.

Let's play on top of those cars.

this traffic jam into a traffic jam.

Yeah!

Hey, dude, do you mind if we jump in your car and play?

Hey!

Come on, come on, turn the radio on. It's Friday night and I won't be long.

Gotta do my hair, put my makeup on.

I didn't want to tell y 'all this, but my mom's making us move to Miami.

What?

So that was my last gig with the band.

But once we get over this hill, there's only three more hills.

Mr.

Finn, why don't we get a chance this year and you push?

Because I'm the only one here with an expired driver's license.

Miami is so far away.

There's got to be another way than you moving to some awful place with

beaches, amazing Cuban food, and year -round sun.

That sounded better than I meant it to.

I have no choice.

My grandfather's having health issues, so...

My mom has to help out with the family hardware store until he's back on his

feet. So how long will you be gone? I don't know.

Could be a few months.

Maybe even a year.

But you can't go. We're the three amigos.

The three musketeers.

The handsome one and you two.

Plus, we had a whole bucket list of things we swore we'd do together before

school was over.

We had a blood oath.

You had a bloody nose.

Okay, well, I didn't just want to waste it.

If it's just temporary, why don't you stay with me?

My mom always says you're like the son she never had. Which is weird,

I have her son.

That's a great idea.

I'll ask my mom tonight.

I hope she goes for it.

Pick it up, guys.

There's a right -hand turn coming up.

Finally, are we at a gas station?

No, drive -thru. I need a lemonade.

It's a scorcher out there.

Hey, sorry I'm late, Mr. Finn. What did your mom say? My mom said...

She said no.

Well, this is a big cat litter sandwich.

Listen, guys, I know this is difficult for all of us, but there's some things

life you just can't control.

There's got to be some way we can convince Freddy's mom to let him stay.

Have you tried hitting your mom with the sad eyes? It totally works on my mom

when I want a new skateboard.

That's ridiculous.

Take everything I have.

I don't think she's going to change her mind. She's always talking about how

family's the most important thing.

That and doing something you're passionate about. That's it.

You're totally passionate about something.

The band.

Yeah, but the band's a secret. We can't tell our parents or they'll tell

Principal Mullins. Mr. Finn will get fired and that's the end of the band.

And Freddy would still end up kiteboarding over the crystal blue water

I just need to shut up about Miami.

So we'll convince your mom there's something else you love so much that she

to let you stay.

Right. What about football?

It has to be something they don't have in Miami.

It's the dynamic union of clog dancing and yodeling.

I did it as a talent in the Little Miss Hill Country pageant once.

What? I needed something with a wow factor.

Allow me to demonstrate.

Wow.

That's weird.

Yeah, I'll video chat you guys from Miami.

This might be the last time I gaze upon this magnificent structure we call

school. I'll even miss you, Principal Mullen. Oh, I'm sorry, Freddy, but you

know I have a no affection policy.

What are you guys doing out here?

I'm just waiting for my mom.

She's having my school records transferred.

She's a monster.

Hi, sweetie pie.

Hi, guys.

Nicest monster ever.

Hey, Mommy.

We won't let you take Freddy away.

Yeah, take me instead.

Save yourself, Freddy. You can live in the sewers.

You guys are so sweet.

I know Freddy is going to miss his friends, but family comes first.

Well, that's a shame, because you don't find teachers like Mr. Finn in most

schools. Really? No other schools.

Yeah, Mom, Mr. Finn has brought out the best in me. Yes, Freddy's become really

good at...

First, because it means so much to him.

What is clodaling?

It's nothing.

There's other things that I'm super passionate about here that don't involve

wooden shoes.

Why haven't you told me about this, Freddie?

If there's something you're interested in, I would love to see it.

No, you wouldn't.

There's a clodaling event this afternoon. You should come.

I can't wait.

Bye.

Clodaling? I blame Summer. She got that stupid image stuck in my head.

It's not stupid. It's cool.

Oh, hey, Tamix.

What you got in the bag?

Clogs, Clarky Poo.

I'm just going to call you Poo for short.

If you don't want to tell me what's going on in Mr. Finn's class, that's

But I thought we built up some trust.

I might have some information, but first I need some proof that we're really

friends. I want your shoes.

Whoa. We're shoe friends?

Cool.

We're getting ready for a big performance later today in the quad. I

Shh.

Uh, can I have my shoes back?

Yeah.

Remember, this is our last shot to keep Freddy here.

Clodaling is serious business.

We don't want to look silly.

Uh, too late.

Look on the bright side.

If this works, you get to stay here and we get to finish our bucket list.

Plus, we love you so much we're willing to look like Amish ice dancers.

Okay, go over the steps one more time.

It goes fancy, double, clog over, high horse shuffle to the hootenanny.

Wait, I thought it was hootenanny then to the high horse shuffle.

That would be crazy.

You know, in all my years as a clodal coach, your son is the best I've ever

seen. No.

I hate to take him away from something he's so passionate about.

Well, you know, it's the yodel that really puts young Friedrich over the

The trick is the yodel has to come from the gut.

I'll find two.

I know what you're doing, Miho.

But we have to go to Miami.

Principal Mullins, I give you School of... That

was a disaster.

I'm going to miss you guys.

I'm sad.

My tear ducts are just evacuating.

It's science!

I've got some science happening, too.

Check it out, guys. I sound like a horse.

No, Mr. Finn.

Lord was crying.

You want my advice? Not really.

Nope. You got it.

Instead of wasting the last 48 hours you have together acting like Freddy's

already gone...

You guys should be enjoying each other while you still can.

Whatever. Boo.

Wait.

Mr. Finn's right.

We have to make every minute count.

I said we finish the bucket list we made.

There's no way. We were supposed to have all year to finish that list.

Lawrence is right.

We'd have to be insane to try to finish before Freddy leaves.

I'm in.

In. Let's do it. Yeah. I just have to rearrange my schedule.

You mean that's really you guys?

That makes sense.

I'm just going to leave quietly.

The next few days are going to be the greatest days of our lives.

We're going to do it all. Yeah!

scroll slayer oh yeah only 976 more levels to go

Level 996 of scroll slayers.

Yeah. Uh -huh.

Gentlemen,

there's only one last thing on this list.

Eat a 72 -ounce steak.

Dude, I'm sorry.

We're wiped.

We can't stop now.

I'm leaving tomorrow, and we're this close to finishing our dream.

We did our best.

You made a promise.

And I'm not going to give up until we find out.

Dude, your guitar is way out of tune.

It sounds how I feel.

Check. Check.

Okay, guys.

I know we're all sad.

But Freddy's sad, too.

We gotta keep his spirits up.

For his sake, we gotta act happy.

Let me see your fake smile.

Go!

Good. Nice.

That's what I'm talking about.

More teeth?

Less teeth?

Perfect.

Wow, Summer, you're good.

You look just like you do when I tell a joke.

Uh -huh.

Hey, guys. Hey!

I guess this is it.

Yeah, awesome.

Feeling pretty good about it. Woo -hoo!

I'm really going to miss you guys.

Whatever. Miami's going to be so fun.

Well, I was worried you guys were going to miss me. We won't.

I hate to leave the band without a drummer.

No problemo, bro.

I actually gave Summer a few lessons.

You can't really learn how to play the drums in just a few lessons.

Pretty good, right?

Let's get you tuned up, Zach.

You know, Summer, now that I'm leaving, there's a few things I wish I told you.

Like, um, you're a really amazing... drummer,

and... Hey, Freddy, I was just warming up.

It's like you guys don't need me.

Where's Freddy?

How could he leave without saying goodbye?

He might have laid the happy on a little thick.

Larry practically drove him to Florida. I was just doing what Mr. Finn said.

Let's yell at him and call him Larry.

Freddy must think we really hate him.

We can't let him go like that.

We have to find him and tell him how important he is to us.

I think I know where he is.

of Stegosaurus Rex!

I hope you're hungry, partner!

You know, you don't have to do this.

The last guy who tried left here in an ambulance.

I made a promise to my friends.

We were going to eat it together, but they moved on, so it's on to me.

Well, good luck, crazy kid.

Hey, I know this is important to you, but we have a long car trip ahead of us.

Are you sure you want to eat half a cow?

Freddy, wait!

We have something to... Holy mother, that's a lot of meat!

Wait, how did you guys find me?

Because we're your friends, and we know everything about you.

Plus, eating a 72 -ounce steak was the last thing on our bucket list.

We're doing this together.

All of us.

But I thought you guys were happy I was going.

Are you joking? We're miserable.

Mr. Finn thought it would be a good idea if we pretended to be happy, for your

sake.

His fault, her fault. It doesn't matter whose idea it was. The point is we're

here now, buddy. It was Mr. Finn.

We all wrote cards for you.

This is beautiful.

How many are there?

One for every day you'll be gone. That's how much we're going to miss you.

I don't know what to say.

You kids are so sweet.

Wait. Mrs. Huerta, I'll make you a deal.

If I can stay on top of that mechanical bull at top speed for ten seconds, then

you have to let Freddy stay with Lawrence.

Deal. If you need a minute to think it over. She said deal. Hop on the beat.

Hey, y 'all. We got a cowpoke here who's about to go full speed on the idiot

flinger. I'm the idiot.

You know, you don't have to do this. You might really die. What?

You're staying here.

Family comes first, and I see these aren't just your friends.

They're your family, too.

Really?

Gracias, mami.

Oh, I'm so excited I can scream!

I wonder if you could have come to that decision before I rode the bull.

Oh, I did.

But I thought it would be fun to watch you ride the bull.

It was.

Hey, Mom, can Freddy swim the night tonight?

How about tomorrow night?

How about the next night?

This is gonna take a while.