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Mr. Finn, you can't give me detention.

Principal Mullins caught you on the roof throwing water balloons at unsuspecting

children.

Well, that's hilarious.

As a teacher, I had no choice.

But we were both throwing water balloons off the roof.

That's why I had no choice but to blame it on you.

Notice anything different about me?

You're wearing your mom's car?

No, it's my new invention for laser tag.

It's called stealth armor. While I'm wearing it, I'm undetectable.

Where'd Lawrence go?

I have to sit down. This stuff weighs a ton.

Got this? No.

You can help there, L -Train? No.

Don't help me.

I need to do this myself.

Just ignore me.

Don't even know you're there, Larry.

Guys, check this out.

That's awesome.

But it needs to be filled out.

How about something like this?

Music Fest is coming up, and it's our best chance to get our stuff to make

Bronson. That's right.

If we have the right song to give him, it could be our big break.

No pressure, guys, but it better be the greatest thing you've ever written.

How about this?

Zoe, I was thinking the chorus could break like this.

Wait a minute. I just remembered.

I built in a power booster.

Nope, that's the smoke screen.

Okay, your first day of detention.

Have you learned your lesson?

Yeah, when your teacher says, Hey, dude, you want to go jump water balloons off

the roof of me? Say no.

I didn't say dude. I said bra.

What kind of animals leave garbage on the ground?

Dewey Finn, for one. This has your name on it.

But that can't be mine.

My empty yogurt container is on the floor of my van where it belongs.

Look.

Hey, this is one of my goat yogurts from the teacher's lounge.

This is serious.

Someone stole this from me.

Did you do it, Freddy?

Me? No.

Well, I'm just saying you've kind of got a bad reputation lately with detention

and everything.

It was your idea.

Okay, your alibi checks out.

All right.

It's time to get hardcore.

I know exactly what to do. Leave them a sternly worded note?

No. I'm talking about one of those bank robbery booby traps.

When the thief opens it, boom.

Blue dial over his face.

Then you'll know he's been stealing your yogurt. Freddie, Travis Prep teachers

aren't little kids.

They're reasonable adults.

Excuse me? Excuse me, Miss Mendoza.

That's my book.

Doesn't seem to have your name in it.

It was on my desk.

Well... Want it back now?

Okay. It's on, Janice.

looking at, don't relax.

That booby trap idea is starting to look better.

Hey, son.

Almost ready.

Okay, but you guys have been active for two days, and I want to go to the mall.

The pet store just got a fresh batch of puppies, and I'm starving.

Wait, those two things are totally unrelated.

Zach, the laser tag tournament's today. We gotta get there early to practice.

You practice?

We'll be done in a second.

Yeah, we're trying to come up with some lyrics for our song.

They say you gotta write what you know.

Okay, well, what about this?

You're a goofy -footed rail -grinding girl Who takes life for a 720 world

Yeah, I'm not sure who's gonna relate to that. All the left -footed skater girls

in secret bands, that's pretty universal.

Uh, not as universal as my superhero song.

Check it.

Dress like a dolphin without any fear Put it under your mask and bear a tear.

That's ten times worse.

And what superhero dresses like a dolphin?

The Blowhole!

Eee! Eee!

Ew!

Mika, we really should get going.

Yeah, Zach, you can work on this later. We've got lasers to tag. Hold on! Yeah,

what about a hot dog song?

Nah, let's try dribbles.

What is happening?

I can't believe Zach just blew me off.

It's as if he thinks laser tag is just a game.

Well, Tamika blew me off.

Now I have to go to the mall alone.

Why don't you come with me?

No way.

Hear me out. It's fun.

Plus, I really need someone to fill in for Zach and Freddy's detention.

Well, I don't know anything about laser tag. I'll try to explain it to you. You

play tag with lasers.

Sounds dumb. No thanks.

They have pretzels the size of my butt.

Again, no thanks.

Winner gets a ribbon.

I'm in!

I'm looking at a list of the most popular songs, and they're all about

Okay, well, let's just listen to a love song to get the hang of it. Okay.

Here's one of the biggest love songs of all time.

That's right.

Let's write one of those.

They stole my yogurt again.

It's like no one cares about my colon.

Look, I still say we should set up a booby trap.

No. Let's use our brains.

What do we know about this criminal?

Well, we know he likes goat yogurt.

Yes.

And that he has access to the teacher's lounge.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Here, run this through the database.

What database?

Oh, I forgot that part. Make a database.

Guys, I'd like you to meet Summer.

Summer, this is Allie, Billiam, Gordo, and you know the Beyonce of my Jay -Z.

And these are the Laurentians.

Um, we actually took a vote, and we're the Photon Rebels.

The name isn't important.

I promise you guys are going to love Summer.

Hi. Did he promise you butt -sized pretzels?

Yeah. That's how he gets you.

Okay, Laurentians.

Photon rebels.

Whatever.

Ooh, fun!

Remember, we have to lure the enemy in. So it's crucial that we work as a team

and that you only go... All right, let's do it!

How'd the research go?

Oh, it turns out a lot of love songs are about kissing.

Maybe we should start with a kissing lyric.

Okay.

Kissing songs.

Well, what about this?

Your lips are my key to paradise.

Like pizza.

Wish I could grab a slice.

Is that any good?

It did kind of make me sick.

That means it's working.

Do you think kissing really does make people fall in love?

Hmm.

Maybe. I wonder when I'll have my first kiss.

Well,

that was sooner than I expected.

So, should we talk about... The what? The song.

Yes, the song. Good, great idea.

We were figuring out what it was like to be in love. In love?

With a song.

Well, my mom's making Kiss gross.

She said to be owned by Kiss 30.

Yeah, I have a thing to do, too, so let's totally get back to this love song

soon. I'm so into it. You are?

Me, too.

Nothing's on my mind more.

It is?

Well, bye, pal.

Later, buddy.

Um, can we talk?

Sure. When you first told me about laser tag, I thought I would hate it. But

turns out it is so zen. Eat laser, dirtbag!

I mean, yeah, there's an inner peace about you.

The thing is that... Get down!

Watch your flank, meek!

Okay.

Look, I was hoping you'd, you know, Be more of a team player.

Why? I'm doing great. I'm points leader.

Yeah, but our team is losing. And if you just play with us, we could all win.

I'm sorry, Lawrence.

I like being a lone wolf.

So free.

I didn't want to resort to plan B.

What are you doing?

It's my secret, Cigna.

I mean, nothing.

Summer, come back to the team, or we're going to be forced to take you out of

the game.

I

can't

believe you turned on me.

Now you know how it feels.

I thought we were friends.

We are.

Where I come from, friends don't blast friends.

That makes no sense.

Who would like you?

What's that supposed to mean?

I'm just saying no one would kiss you on purpose.

Don't you feel better?

No. You're hurting my feelings.

I just want things to go back to the way they were before Tamika was chasing

after me.

Just in case, I brought this.

What's that?

Skunk juice.

Once sprayed, I'll smell so disgusting no one will ever come near me.

But I only want to use it as a last resort.

I think you should just pretend the case never happened.

You think that'll work? I don't know.

Why'd you do that?

Do what?

You just spit lemonade all over my face.

No, I didn't.

You totally... Oh.

I get it.

Get what?

That could work.

Plus, I got her some chocolate milk as a peace offering.

Look, there's only one way to solve this.

Kiss all your friends. That way you're on an even playing field.

I'm ready.

Hold it for five seconds or it doesn't count.

I'm not going to kiss you.

Now these feelings are hurt.

Uh, what's going on?

We were supposed to have this... grade Mozart festival, but Gary, the janitor,

has the only key to the auditorium, and he's out sick.

Hmm. Well, if it's helpful, I know a guy who can get into any lock.

A locksmith?

Not professionally.

Mind if I join you?

Why would I mind?

What's that?

Oh, this?

This is just my new headgear.

My orthodontist said I only have to wear it during school.

And after school songwriting.

And certain lunches.

Oops. What was that?

My term paper on Shakespeare.

Oh.

My back really hurts where I pick it up.

You gonna pick it up?

Nah, I'll just write another one.

I just want to say that I'm glad we're friends.

Just very special friends.

And I got you a little something to show you how much I like being your friend.

No, no need for gifts, really. I just want to get back to the songwriting. Me

too. I think this thing you and I are doing is making something magical

No, no, no, no magic.

I have no choice.

Breath spray?

pinned down. We're never going to get out of here. We're going to lose the

tournament for sure.

When I first started blasting people with lasers, I never knew I'd be

my heart.

I'm so bummed I can't even eat this pretzel.

Well, I'd be happy to. Back off, Billiam.

I'm sorry, guys. I let you down.

You don't have to be the Laurentians.

We can be the Photon Rebels.

It doesn't matter what we're called. Only the winners get their name from the

scoreboard, and we're toast.

Move in, guys.

Let's finish them.

It's been an honor surfing alongside you.

We feel the same way.

So what's the plan, guys?

Summer, what are you doing here?

Turns out I'm not a lone wolf after all.

Maybe we can win.

What changed your mind?

You did. I don't want to win if it means hurting you.

Thanks, friend.

Summer, you crazy kid. What did you do?

I did it for you.

I'm so cold.

Lawrence, you should have told me to bring a sweater.

I should have done a lot of things.

I think this is it for me.

Whoa, I'm back.

Let's go, photon rebels.

Not photon rebels. We took another vote.

Lawrence!

Mr. Finn, can I talk to you?

Sorry, Tamika. This is detention time only.

I could break a window and come back.

Just sit down. You can't get in trouble when you're with me.

Seriously?

I don't know how to say this, but I think Zach might be in love with me.

Really?

You're probably just imagining that.

He started writing me lovely lyrics, then he bought me gifts, and then he

me. Yep.

That's love, all right.

Congratulations.

No. I don't want him to love me. I just want us to be friends like before.

Then just tell him.

Look, I know it's hard, but until you're truly honest, you'll never get the

results you want.

But what if he stops being my friend completely?

You gotta take a chance.

Look at me.

People were stealing my goat yogurt, and I wrote them a very honest note.

And? Someone corrected the spelling, but still.

I got my yogurt.

Wait.

Don't open that.

Maybe next time lead with don't open that.

I'm worthy of your what?

I don't love you. Really?

Yes.

I'm sorry, but... I don't love you either.

You're just saying that.

No, seriously.

I don't have any feelings for you at all.

But you kissed me. No, you kissed me. I was just bending down.

Me too.

So we really don't love each other.

Not at all.

to be friends again. And finish the song.

Well, you better get out of here. That window you broke activated the silent

alarm. Oh.

You know, you were my first kiss.

You were mine, too.

That's kind of nice.

Yeah.

We'll have that forever.

I mean, if it had to be a friend, I'm glad it was you and not Freddie or

Lawrence.

Good night.

Good night.

Parting is such sweet.

Gotta go.

When I saw you from across the room, I hoped you would stay there.

From the first time we ever met, was the most you remember.

When they say it's meant to be, then

I'm talking about you and me.

side by side. This is a lot of things.

Friendship and all it brings, but I, I think this is all about the one thing

that we're not. This is love.

I think we know who's been filling the yogurt.