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Still got your Freddy Kale rash?

I think it's just coincidence that it pops up every time I see them together.

Maybe it shows up whenever you lie to yourself.

Who knows?

You're right.

I'm tired of being defined by this one -way relationship.

I am better than that. This picture is coming down.

I just wasted a drumroll.

Baby steps.

During tomorrow's total lunar eclipse, the Earth's shadow will block the sun's

light from shining on the moon.

This is called syzygy.

Oh, cool.

Also, when the moon is dark, werewolves lose their powers.

Does it really say the werewolf part?

That's just common sense.

Use your head, Zach.

We cannot watch the eclipse during tomorrow night's school lock -in. Yeah!

Wait, what's a lock -in?

It's a sleepover, but at school.

Yes. And I just want to remind everyone that according to the new school lock

-in rules, appropriate sleeper includes tops and bottoms.

Last year was an honest mistake.

This lock -in, there's only one thing on our agenda.

Find the pudding room.

That's an urban myth, like alligators in the sewers or all -you -can -eat

shrimp. There's a cutoff, people.

Sure, there are non -believers.

People who say there is no hidden room filled with a year's worth of pudding.

But I, for one, don't want to live in a world without pudding rooms.

Freddy, join us on our pudding quest.

No, I've got to hang with Kale. We're going to play some games.

Maybe do some quilting.

I really hope it's games.

So I guess we should skip the lock -in, huh?

You don't want to be locked in with Freddy and Kale and all their happiness

planet -saving.

Maybe that's exactly what I need to do to get over my rash.

Force myself to be around them the entire time.

Total Freddy Kale immersion.

Or we could skip it, watch internet prom fails and eat flautas.

Well, it doesn't matter who's eating flautas. I want flautas.

Me, when you guys were at the lock -in.

Yeah, Tamika's mom is really strict.

She's never let Tamika sleep anywhere but her own house as long as I've known

her. Want me to talk to her?

No. Seriously, let me call her. No.

Fine, here's the number.

Um, on a totally unrelated note, I need to use the restroom. Bye!

Hi. Is this Tamika's mom?

Yes, indeedy -do.

Uh, this is, uh, her teacher, Mr. Finn.

I was hoping you'd let your daughter participate in the locket. It's gonna be

fun, and if you were at all concerned, the werewolf threat is incredibly low.

And that's all I have to say.

It's Tamika's actual mom.

Your mom sounds super nice.

Want to tell me what's going on?

Look, it's embarrassing, but I'm scared to sleep away from home.

People think I'm all tough, but this is my weak spot.

I haven't even told Summer about it.

Wow.

One, that's serious.

Two...

This makes us best friends.

One, yes it is.

And two, no we're not.

I can help you.

I've gotten lots of people over there fierce.

One friend was afraid of water and now he's a great swimmer.

Another was afraid of flying and now he's a world traveler.

This one guy was terrified of snakes.

And now he's...

Paralyzed on the left side of his body from snake venom. That's a bad example.

Look, I promise I can get you through it.

Really? Absolutely.

And don't worry.

Everyone's afraid of something.

I used to be deathly afraid of ladybugs. And now I know they're harmless,

beautiful creatures.

That's funny. There's one on your shoulder.

Ladybugs!

Tell me what you know. Give it up to rock and roll. Cause we ain't gonna

Hey, are you ready to love?

What you got there, Mr. Finn?

Oh, just my trusty air mattress Alberto.

You named your air mattress?

Oh, no.

It's named after the man who died on it.

What's with the giant suitcase?

We're not gonna find the pudding room without the right equipment.

Yeah, but we gotta be sneaky.

No problem. Let's go.

you guys are hanging out and i'm hanging out with you and it won't be weird or

awkward why would it be you're a couple and

Your mom said this is your favorite pillow.

You got your new sleeping bag.

You should be awesome.

You don't get it, Mr. Finn.

I'm never going to be able to fall asleep without... Without this.

Hair curlers and a mud bath?

Oh, no.

Wrong box. That's mine.

This takes work.

I mean, without this.

Your mom dropped it off.

And by the way, your impression of her?

Spot on.

I know all these names, Pam Lamb.

Sometimes Pammy. Pam Lamb and Ding Dong. We're more just chill accents.

But people can't be mean with her. They'll make fun of me.

Well, just keep her in the box. And when it's time to go to bed, you can hide

her in your sleeping bag.

Easy peasy.

This just might work, Mr. Finn.

We just have to keep ourselves distracted and stay busy until bedtime.

Want to get your butt on, girl?

No, not really.

Is this supposed to burn?

According to my calculations, if we drill right here, we strike pudding.

Then we're back in time for the eclipse.

This is the biggest moment of our lives.

Promise me the pudding won't change us.

You know I can't make that promise.

Drew!

The clippets were upside down.

It's a water pipe.

You never want to watch an eclipse on an empty stomach.

So Tamika and I are going to show you how to make s'mores a la Finn.

Graham cracker.

Marshmallow. Chocolate.

Graham cracker.

All we can do now is wait.

Mr. Finn, why are you using... using a flat iron to make s'mores. Because I've

been told on three different occasions you can't have a campfire in a

Or fireworks.

Or deep -fried turkey.

School.

How's the Freddy Kale total immersion?

Pretty good. I've got one spot here that doesn't have a rash.

Spoke too soon.

Ooh, what's this box?

Uh, nothing.

Feels like something.

Nothing. Why can't you believe my lies?

Camp lamp?

You said you gave it away to a scared baby.

I did.

I'm not a scared baby.

So all this time when you told me that your mom wouldn't let you stay over,

was a lie?

It wasn't true?

You weren't being honest?

You don't have to keep saying the same thing in different ways.

I was embarrassed, humiliated, mortified.

See how it feels?

Look, I'm your best friend.

You could tell me anything and I would never make fun of you.

I'm going to help you get through this sleepover.

No.

You've got more important things to do.

Like break up with that picture of Freddy.

Are you sure you're going to be okay?

Yeah. Mr. Friend's been taking care of me.

He's been a really calming influence.

I was thinking we could play a game. There's a pretty epic... Oh, no! A poor,

helpless hornet. We have to save it.

Why?

Hey, guys. What are you doing? Something adorable that I'm totally cool with.

We're setting off a hornet parade.

I got him. Open the window.

Ow, stingy. Ow, ow, ow.

Poor thing.

I'm sure he doesn't mean it.

That's so sweet.

Seriously, open the window.

bathroom.

Yep, that was our plan. Let's go.

Excuse

me,

Mr. Finn.

I was told that there were some school rule books in your class.

Oh, yeah, they're in a box from the floor.

I'd help you, but I'm busy with important teacher stuff.

You know, it gets too fun.

Mr. King, I'm just here to check on my special friend.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Except for this paper thing I got going on, I'm pretty good.

Oh, Mr.

Finn, it's gone.

We won't be using the box. Where is it?

I think I know what happened.

I'll take care of it. You're in good hands.

I listened it.

We can't find Clark.

We can't find Pam.

The moon is getting eaten by the sun. This is why I sleep at home.

I've seen you land a million crazy skateboard tricks.

and then get in front of a crowd of strangers and sing your heart out.

I know you can make it through one night away from home.

I believe in you.

That's sweet of you, Mr. Finn.

I need Pam Lamb now!

Well, we found a lot of interesting things, but still no pudding room.

I know.

We missed the whole lock -in, we're gonna miss the eclipse, and all we have

show for it is this stupid diamond -encrusted skull.

And that's when he said, I've never quilted before, but I'll do it. And

when she said, aw.

And that's when he said, aw, back.

Aw. And that's when you said, aw.

And now we're here.

Hey, Summer, I gotta go to the bathroom again.

You seemed real interested last time, so I figured I'd just let you know in case

you want to come with.

Hey, you know what? My rash is gone.

Uh, congratulations.

I'm actually fine staying here.

Thanks, Asher. You can go to the bathroom on your own. Oh, okay.

I'll be honest, that is exactly the answer I was hoping for.

So are you guys going to check out the eclipse later?

Yeah, I can't wait to see it.

No, we're going to finish our quilt.

I meant no.

I'd rather quilt garbage.

There is so much pudding inside of me.

This must be what a jellyfish feels like.

I may have become semi -aquatic.

Am I sweating pudding?

I feel like I'm sweating pudding.

We should stop.

Oh, absolutely.

Let's end the madness.

Pamela was missing, but I found her. She's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

Good. I'm fine, too.

I'm ready to say goodbye to Locker Freddy.

I'll stay, in case he makes a scene.

Well, here it goes.

out of you girls.

Bug time.

Well, it's almost time for the eclipse.

Wanna come?

I can't. I need to go hide Pamela. I'm in my sleeping bag.

Okay. Well, sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite.

The what?

Hey, Tamika. What you got there?

Nothing. What are you talking about?

I'm talking about somebody who needs a little...

Hey, Summer.

Oh, hey. I didn't think you were coming.

Are you done with your garbage quilt?

The thing about garbage quilts is it's really hard to tell when you're done.

Check it out.

Whoa.

That's pretty awesome.

The moon looks so red.

Yeah. It's called the blood moon.

I didn't know you were into astronomy, too.

Oh, yeah.

For a little while when I was eight, I wanted people to call me Kathy or Pia,

but they just call me Pia, so...

There's something different about you tonight.

Hey, you should get Kale to come up here. She'd probably really like it.

I don't know.

She's so obsessed with saving the Earth, I'm kind of afraid of introducing her

to another part of the solar system.

Aw, come on.

You should ask her before it's over.

And I put my fart machine in it.

You did?

So, all I have to do is press this button and...

That was me.

Aha!

Come on, Kale. Why won't you come up to the roof and see the eclipse with me?

Because I'm doing something important.

I'm knitting furry sweaters for balding coyotes.

Look, I've been doing stuff that you wanted to do ever since we started

out. This is something I want to do.

So, you've been pretending to like the things we do together?

Why? Well, because if I didn't, we would have broken up a long time ago.

What?

Maybe it's time to be honest.

Okay.

Making coyote sweaters seems crazy to me.

Okay, stop being honest.

Find someone who already likes what you like.

Eclipses and stuff.

I think you might be right.

Hey, everybody. It looks like Big Tough Tamika can't sleep without her baby toy.

I'm telling you, it's not mine.

Then whose is it?

It's my wubby.

Wait a minute. If it's yours, why did Tamika have it?

Because she's my best friend.

And she knew I was missing it.

So she found it for me.

We're not best friends, but I'll go with the rest of the story.

Mr. Finn sleeps with a baby toy.

He's a baby.

He's a baby.

He's a baby.

He's a baby. I'm not a baby.

You guys can't make fun of me.

I'm a teacher.

Teacher, baby, teacher. That's enough.

The wubby is mine.

To be good.

You don't have to do that. Yes, I do.

I've had Pam Lamb for as long as I can remember.

She's cute and soft and smells like home.

You can laugh at me, but I've never slept away from home before.

I'm a little scared, but I bet I'm not the only one.

Am I right?

Who's with me?

I sleep with the nightlight.

My dad has to check my closet for monsters.

That took guts.

Well, you're scared.

I'm scared, too.

I know people see me as this superhero strutting the hallways in my power sash.

But... Deep down, I'm full of fears.

See, separately, we're all scared.

But together, we're strong.

Maybe I don't need this, Wubby, as long as I have you guys.

Well, if you don't need it, I'll... I said maybe.

Oh, hey.

Hey, Summer.

I was hoping you'd be up here.

I'm just marveling at the wonders of the cosmos.

Did you have to go to the bathroom again?

No, I went before I came up here.

I've thought a lot about astronomy, but tonight it's like I'm noticing the sky

for the first time.

You know what I mean?

I think I know exactly what you mean.

Here, you look.

You can see that the moon is almost completely blocked by the Earth, making

look like it disappeared.

The red color comes from the light passing through Earth's atmosphere.

It's the same reason that comes with the rest.

Isn't that amazing?