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You guys are late again.
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This can't happen. And as band manager,
I'm going to have to get tough with
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this. Hey, sorry I'm late. Shooting some
hoops. What? No problem.
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Who even cares about that stuff anyway?
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The girl named two seconds ago Summer
used to, but she's gone now.
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Thanks for being cool about it, Summer.
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Next time, have a note.
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Mr. Finn, you're late.
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Rock and roll.
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That was your excuse yesterday.
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And it's even more true today.
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That reminds me. I was talking to Cable,
and I noticed a speck of green in her
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eyes, and I thought, that's so perfect
because she's green. She cares about the
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earth, she cares about people, and she
likes mustard, and that's important
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because I like mustard.
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Summer, you okay?
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Because you're playing that bongo like
it called your mama ugly.
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I've been meaning to talk to you about
the inferior quality of our instruments.
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They're so flimsy.
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Those were my favorite sticks.
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What do you have to say for yourself,
Summer?
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Rock and roll.
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Wow, really turned that around on me,
didn't you?
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Hey, sweet lid, Zach.
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Oh, this?
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I forgot I had it on.
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There's a picture of you wearing it on
the internet from 30 seconds ago with
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hashtag hat life.
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Oh, good.
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So I'm trending?
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Looks good on you, bro.
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Want to try it on? No, no, no.
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I can never wear hats, just not me. Come
on, Freddie. I hate hats!
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I'm sorry.
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Full disclosure, lice incident.
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I had to shave my head.
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It's okay.
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Besides, if I wore a hat, Kay wouldn't
be able to play with my hair.
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Uh, yep. These are solid.
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We can keep these.
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I got your save the imaginary date card.
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I know I've said this before, but you
should tell Freddy how you feel about
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I tried to tell him at the dance.
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I don't want to humiliate myself again.
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Come on.
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When have you ever let humiliation stop
you?
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Look, he's obviously into Cam right now.
I can't just come right out and tell
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him I like him. I have to be careful and
find the exact right way to naturally
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and organically shove us together.
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My brother's girlfriend says there are,
like, a million ways to let a guy know
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you like him without ever saying it. Did
it sound legit? She's a junior in high
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school, and she DJs on the weekend. So,
yeah, she's legit.
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Tell me! Hang on, I wrote it down.
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Oh, man.
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Here are ways girls and guys know they
like them.
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We're gonna miss out on corn dogs if we
don't hurry.
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This could be the secret to happiness.
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I already know the secret to happiness.
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Corn dogs.
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If you want to let a guy know you like
him without actually telling him, you
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have to laugh at his jokes.
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Laugh. Find an excuse to casually touch
his arm. Maybe pull some lint off his
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sweater or something.
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Oh, to be the lint on Freddy's sweater.
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And always maintain eye contact.
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Hmm. Eye contact.
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Hmm. Eye contact.
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Hmm. My contacts are still bothering me.
Whenever I get new ones, it always
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takes a couple hours to break them in
before I can see.
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I am happy to be your eyes until your
real ones are working again, ma 'am.
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Freshmen out of uniform.
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Permission to tase. No.
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Do you have a taser, Clark?
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I've said too much.
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We're swimming on foot.
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Oh,
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Zach, that hat is not part of the school
uniform, is it?
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Uh, no, ma 'am.
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You seem to be looking at me for an
extended period of time.
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Yes, that's what I am.
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And don't forget it.
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Did you see that?
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I did.
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Just work them in naturally.
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Here he comes.
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summer for one quick sec but i'm bail
out it's not working don't worry i
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think i see a little lint on her
shoulder
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Yeah, in your face, two -sleevers. Two
sleeves?
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Who cares? Not me.
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You know, my favorite shirt is amazing.
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I make all my own clothes.
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Would you believe I made this dress out
of old candy wrappers?
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Completely.
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It's a little sticky, but it sends a
message.
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You continue to amaze me, Kale.
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Bye, Kale.
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Hey, Summer, wait.
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I didn't want to say this in front of
Kale, but can you meet me after school?
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I have something important I want to ask
you.
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mom really likes you. Okay, well, just
in case, I'm transferring schools and
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starting a new life. I'm going to need a
fake student ID and $10 ,000.
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My new name is Jerry.
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You can't just run away from this,
Jerry.
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Mr. Finn, you're a man of the world. You
know about the ladies.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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Okay, how do you tell if a girl likes
you if she's telling you she likes you
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without actually saying she likes you?
Ah, the old double secret tell no tell
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telling, yes.
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Yes, indeedy. Uh -huh, I got it.
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What do you mean?
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We think someone has a crush on Zack.
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Yesterday, he was talking to... A
gentleman never names names.
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Let me ask you a couple questions.
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Did she hit you with the peeper's eye
contact?
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Was there any arm touching? Like, was
she going for Lent?
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Then she's having a Zack attack.
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It's science.
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Lady science.
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I don't want her to like me.
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What am I going to do?
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You've got to be a man.
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Be honest with her.
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Let her down gently.
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Actually, you know what? You should just
text her.
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Hey, thanks for meeting me.
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I've been wanting to ask you this for a
while.
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Wait, do you mind if I film this?
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I guess not.
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Action. I want to get Kayla a present,
and she seems to really like your taste.
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So should I get her a stuffed octopus or
a gift card for a vegan restaurant?
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Yes, I will!
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What did you say?
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It's our one -month -aversary, and I
want to get Kel something special. So
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stuffed octopus or gift card?
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I am so stupid.
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No, it's a tough question.
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Octopus. Thanks, Summer. You're a
lifesaver.
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Ouch,
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that's hard.
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what kind of girl you like.
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Yeah, I do. He likes kale.
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So you can move on now.
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Oh, I see what you're saying.
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I should stop being myself and be who he
wants me to be.
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No, I'm not saying that at all. That's
terrible advice.
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No, you're right.
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I just have to be even more crunchy and
hippie than she is. I have to out -kale
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kale.
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You're a genius to me.
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to show Freddie how great I am on the
inside.
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Yeah. By making my inside just like
Kale's. I'll act like her, I'll think
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her, I'll be her.
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Thought I had you out of the crazy tree,
but you climbed right back up there,
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didn't you?
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Who wants a taste of Mother Nature?
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It's my famous wheatgrass sproutacular
shiitake sludge, Gert.
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Yummers!
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You could really taste the sludge.
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You want one, Tamika? I think I have
some prawn. pulp last?
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Oh, I had a big bowl of frond pulp this
morning.
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Hey, guys.
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Good luck.
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I had an ulterior motive for bringing
you the smoothie.
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I wanted to ask if you'd go shopping
with me to find something for Freddy.
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our one -month -aversary.
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Yay! I know!
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The first month with my first boyfriend.
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I really want to get him just the right
thing.
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You two seem like good friends, and you
know what he likes.
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Well, the evil laugh is a pretty good
clue.
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You're right.
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And when he complains about her awful
gift, I'll swoop in with the perfect
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present. Dave Grohl's signature series
drumsticks.
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You're going to use Dave Grohl for evil?
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Once he sees those sticks, he'll know
that I get him and that we're meant to
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together. You can't just give him a gift
for no reason.
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the lunch menu really it's right there i
want you to read please a fried
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chicken with macaroni and for dessert a
thicker doodle
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Listen to yourselves.
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One day I'll bet you'll be very happy
this young lady was sweet on you. You
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need to figure out which one of you is
the lucky man.
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She is.
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Guys, we need to be adults here. This is
probably a first relationship for her,
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too. You think?
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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You're just going to talk to her openly
and honestly.
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And when you do, I'm going to tag along
because I'm in too deep.
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dumpsters right for freddie what do you
think the perfect gift is for him
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perfect gifts hmm i hate hat i hate hat
i hate hat
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a hat he loves hat really i've never
seen him wear a hat oh
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you don't know him like i know him we
always call him freddie the hat guy well
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that's a great idea i'll make him a hat
from something we find right here
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Freddie the garbage hat guy.
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If I could just make Freddie's face
light up, I'd be so happy to know that
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happy.
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Wow. You really are a nice person.
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So are you, Summer.
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I am so glad we met.
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My family moves around a lot, so I've
had a hard time making friends.
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But you seem so cool and confident.
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I am not so cool.
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Some people think it's annoying because
I care so much about everything.
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But here you are.
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Digging through the dumpster with me.
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I'm not here for you. I'm here because I
like putting my favorite loafer in a
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bucket of oysters.
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No, seriously, my foot's stuck in
something.
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You know, you remind me of McKenna
Doherty from Terminal Heart.
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That's my favorite book.
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Mine, too.
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She's always going out of her way to
help someone out.
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Like you.
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Well, she might be a teensy bit better
person than me.
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There she is.
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You guys are afraid of her?
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That's insane.
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Be honest with your feelings.
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Principal Mullins?
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We'd like to speak to you about a
sensitive matter.
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All right. We've been picking up what
you're putting down.
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What am I putting down?
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We felt the vibe.
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And we need to know who you're crushing
on.
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I think there's been a mistake.
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No, Mr. Finn. You said you wanted to
know.
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Principal Mullins, tell us who you've
got the hots for.
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What? Sorry.
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This is kind of awkward.
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Time to be a moose.
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Mr. Finn, I sincerely hope you don't
have these boys asking questions that
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yourself want answers to. No, they
just...
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I'd like us all to pretend this never
happened.
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I'll leave you gentlemen to answer your
own questions.
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Good day.
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What does it mean when a girl looks over
her shoulder and smiles at you?
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You know who you should ask?
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Tamika's brother's girlfriend.
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Is she legit?
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She DJs on weekends, so... Let's call
her.
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What am I doing?
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Hale doesn't deserve it.
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Am I becoming a bad person?
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The answer is yes.
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The mirror is taking too long.
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The Summer I know wouldn't change
herself for anyone.
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And she certainly wouldn't try to steal
someone's boyfriend.
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Why are you just telling me this now?
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I've been telling you for three days.
249
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,280
Part of me knew that.
250
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,360
But I didn't listen and now it's too
late.
251
00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:35,820
Is it too late?
252
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,520
She gave him the terrible gift already?
253
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:39,380
No.
254
00:18:39,590 --> 00:18:41,690
She was going to give it to him when the
last bell rang.
255
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:43,770
You still have three minutes.
256
00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:45,870
I can stop her if I leave right now.
Yes, go.
257
00:18:46,330 --> 00:18:49,450
Which way is faster, the east hallway or
the west hallway? Will you go?
258
00:18:52,610 --> 00:18:53,950
You know you're my best friend, right?
259
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Don't give him that.
260
00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:39,290
Give him this.
261
00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,170
Trust me.
262
00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,570
Of course I trust you.
263
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:44,170
You're my friend.
264
00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,270
Hey, what's in the box?
265
00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:50,310
It's a present for you.
266
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:51,690
Cool, I got you this.
267
00:19:56,270 --> 00:19:58,150
Oh, Freddy, I love him.
268
00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470
Is he endangered?
269
00:20:00,050 --> 00:20:01,370
He was the last one on the shelf.
270
00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:03,990
Good enough.
271
00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,950
Dave Grohl's signature series
drumsticks?
272
00:20:12,350 --> 00:20:13,830
You know me better than I know myself.
273
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,390
I'm just going to let you have your
moments.
274
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,130
Happy month of birthday, Kale.
275
00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:28,450
Happy month of birthday, Freddie.
276
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:37,750
You did the right thing.
277
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,720
Yeah, I know. I'm a good person.
278
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,780
I guess my reward is knowing that.
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00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:44,580
This is your reward.
280
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,080
This is kind of cute.
281
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:54,380
It's made from garbage, isn't it?
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