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Hey, Zach.

Aren't you eating?

No, I'm good.

Are you crazy? It's spaghetti day. I've got something better.

What do you have against spaghetti?

And keeping all your teeth.

Why waste your time chewing when you can just suck your lunch through a straw?

I consider myself a man of culture, but that looks like duty.

Well, the real question is... Does it taste like Judy?

Honestly, I'm not that curious.

Mmm, hamburger and fries.

A hamburger milkshake?

It's a meal shake.

Ben -bening. I put a hamburger and french fries in the blender and voila,

delicious meal. Why would anyone do that to an innocent hamburger?

I had to do something.

My dumb brother sold his forearm exercise machine to a workout company

bunch of money.

It's just tennis balls.

Ooh, does he have a tennis ball for abs?

No, don't you get it?

I've always been a smart Kwan, and he's the dumb Kwan. But now that he's got

this business, he's the smart Kwan, which makes me the dumb Kwan.

So putting a hamburger in a blender makes you the smart Kwan?

Just taste it.

Whoa, that's amazing.

Do I taste ketchup and mustard?

Give it a second and you'll taste a relish.

I don't taste any.

There it is.

You've got pizza, fried chicken, and Thanksgiving dinner.

Oh, I can taste the pepperoni. I've been eating everything wrong.

That's crazy good. Is that cornbread stuffing?

It's like Thanksgiving at my grandma's without all the cats and screaming.

Lawrence? No way. I don't roll the dice when it comes to food. I'll stick with

good old reliable cafeteria spaghetti.

A rat!

There's a gross, nasty rat swimming in the spaghetti sauce!

Sorry,

Summer. Here's some napkins.

Doris, I'm quite sure there isn't a rat in my school.

What's all the commotion?

There's a rat in the spaghetti. Good thing I ate the teacher's spaghetti and

the kid's spaghetti.

It's from the same pot.

Mr. Finn!

It's okay.

It's teacher's spaghetti.

Ridiculous. During my tenure, Travis Pratt has never gotten less than an A

rating from the health inspector.

Mr. Finn, wipe your face and come with me.

At least I've still got my trusty pudding.

There is a wrap.

Now he's in the pudding.

Stop telling me to read between the lines. It all

adds up to one thing.

Oh, you're going to sit behind your desk, not jump on top of it?

Ha, ha, ha.

That was a fake laugh.

We could get Lunch Lady Doris in here and you could hide behind her.

I wasn't hiding.

I was protecting her.

Some might say I'm a hero.

Hello, children.

The health department has closed the cafeteria until our rodent issue has

resolved. I wish I could get my hands on that furball. I'd show them who's boss.

Excellent.

Thank you for volunteering to help me track it down.

What?

All the other teachers were afraid of being bitten by a disease -ridden rat.

Not this guy.

What kind of diseases are we talking about?

Hantavirus, leptospirosis. Okay.

Rathbite fever, cutaneous... Got it. Thanks, Florence.

I'm looking for a food truck to set up in the parking lot. For now, just bring

your lunches until Mr. Finn and I bring this little four -legged criminal to

justice.

Like I said, hero.

Hey, Zach, will you bring me one of your shakes for lunch tomorrow?

Me too. Do you do Mexican?

I would sell my sister for some liquefied nachos.

I'm going to need something to carry all those shakes in.

I bought a food truck.

They just dropped it off.

When Principal Mullins said she was thinking about bringing in a food truck,

thought this is my chance to be the smart corn again.

Cool, you can sell your shakes.

This is so fun.

We can help you.

I'll be the sassy waitress that calls everybody home.

I wanted to do that.

I can't afford to pay you. I spent all my bar mitzvah money on the truck.

We're your friends. You don't have to pay us.

I love you guys.

No free shakes.

Get to work!

What the heck?

Who's that?

Hey, kids. If you like food and you like sticks, then you're going to love

sticking to you.

Justin from Night Lizard? The guy we beat at Battle of the Bands who said he

going to follow us to the ends of the Earth to exact his revenge?

What do you think he's doing here?

I'm going to go with revenge.

That was a rat hiss.

It must be close.

That was me.

Breathing. Your breathing sounds like a rat hiss.

According to my doctors, they named the condition after me.

Berman lung.

Clark, I already excused you from gym today. Just stop making things up.

We should probably split up.

We should? That way we can cover more ground.

Okay.

I wasn't comfortable leaving you guys unprotected.

So, let's do this.

I told you I'd arrive when you least expect it. You never said that.

Well, yeah, because if I did, you would have expected it.

I hate this guy.

Today is the day.

that I exact my revenge.

Which is why all revenge -themed stick food is 10 % off.

You don't know that kids are going to like your food more than ours?

Pizza on a stick?

This is so much better than that shake truck.

I don't know if I ever enjoyed breadsticks that weren't on sticks.

Well, this is private property. You can't just park your truck here.

Can't do.

Cannot. Can't do.

Cannot. I'm not getting into a childish game with you.

Can't do. I win.

Man, he's good.

What's going on here? Oh, hello, kind ma 'am. You must be the woman in charge of

this beautiful school.

Don't try and butter her up. She's too smart and pretty to fall for that.

Thank you, Tamika.

My name is Justin, and after a series of setbacks in my musical career, I am now

the sole proprietor of the Stick It To Ya Truck, here to provide your children

with nutritious stick -based meals.

Look, I can't have two trucks parked here. This is an institution of

not a Blake Shelton concert.

Well, I was here first.

Well, I was here better.

Okay, fine. We'll have an election.

You have two days to convince the students whose food is better.

Then they'll vote on which truck stays.

Democracy and action. Everybody wins, except for the loser.

And beat Justin.

Just like we did at Battle of the Bands. You know why?

Because I've got you guys on my side.

And together, we can do anything.

Guys, what are you eating?

Cake on a stick.

Just doing a little spying on the competition.

You're welcome.

Yeah, I was spying too.

Full disclosure, I was just snacking.

If kids see the people who work on the shake truck eating at the stick truck,

they're going to think that the stick truck is better.

But we can finish this, though, right? No!

The vote is in two days, and we need to present a united front.

You all have to promise to never eat Justin's food again.

Okay, I promise.

Me too.

Me too.

Me too.

Okay, okay, I'm throwing it away.

on a stick as good as it looked? No.

Yes. Better.

Guys, I can't stop thinking about that forbidden food.

I don't want to freak you out, but I'm imagining you both on sticks right now.

I love the meal shakes, but there's just something about food on sticks.

That corn dog on a stick blew my mind.

But corn dogs are already on a stick.

I promise not to eat that delicious stick food for the good of Zach's truck.

We're no good to Zach's truck like this.

Right. I mean, if we ate a little stick food, we'd do our jobs better. Really,

we'd be breaking our promise to Zach for Zach.

Exactly. We're such good friends.

Where are you going?

Listen, Summer, we know what you're going to say. I can't stop thinking

stick food.

I just need a taste.

I know, I am so weak.

You really are.

I'm shocked.

But we'll go with you. Make sure no one sees you.

Being weak.

Come on, guys.

No lying over here.

Come get your delicious meals in a cup.

Hey, you don't mind if I put a vote for stickity sticker on your truck, do you?

Thanks.

Here's a visor.

Sunny out here.

Hey, don't forget to vote.

Still gonna beat you.

What a jerk on a stick.

Right, guys?

Guys?

Guys?

Guys?

What the heck?

There is a very simple explanation for this, Zach.

And Summer's gonna tell you what it is right now.

Uh, uh, you're dreamy.

Shh, go back to sleep.

It's a nightmare where two of my friends betray me.

Ants, ants, ants, ants, ants!

Oh.

Hello, Zach.

At least I can always count on my best friend.

Don't eat from our nemesis' food truck.

Oh, don't eat from our nemesis' food truck.

But you did.

So I'm going to win this vote and prove that I'm not the dumbquan all on my own.

No more milkshakes for you.

Have fun chewing your food like idiots.

Hey, do you have any free samples?

I'm getting pretty hungry waiting in line for the good truck.

Sure, I'll give you our two top sellers.

The pizza or the tacos?

I'm pretty sure they're both in there.

Okay, gang.

We're going to figure out the volume of this bowling ball using the displacement

method. Front row, hope you brought your science ponchos because you guys are in

the splash zone.

I was just wrapping up a few things at the trunk.

Jack, are you okay?

I'm just fine.

Why do you ask?

Jack, buddy.

Take a minute. Clean up. Why?

Does it look like something horrible happened to me because the people I

were my friends betrayed me?

Something like that, yeah.

Just go shower.

Maybe change into your gym clothes.

If you insist.

really let him down.

Listen, sometimes people let people down.

Like my cousin Carl, who I was supposed to pick up from the airport this

morning. On my way.

The important thing is that you find a way to lift your friend's back up.

He doesn't believe me.

Parking now.

If only there was a way we could make it up to him.

I'm pretty sure Carl's not going to forgive me.

No, Zach.

When he loses that vote, he'll be the dumb Kwan again. Because of his dumb

friends, he'll never forgive us.

Maybe we can help him win the vote.

How? It's tomorrow. It's too late.

It's never too late. In my official capacity as your teacher, I can't

promote voter fraud. But I could probably give you some unofficial tips

stuffing ballot boxes.

I was thinking more like make Zach's truck better so more kids would vote for

it. Yeah, let's do it.

All right, well, you guys better get to work.

But first, cannonball!

Science, you always surprise me.

Hey, God, how many times do I have to tell you? I'm not talking to you.

Except to tell you that.

You don't have to talk. Just look.

Oh, great.

The vote's today, and now there's another truck in my parking spot.

That's your truck.

We just made a couple of improvements.

Hope it's okay, but I spruced up the paint job a little bit.

That's your new mascot, Henry Hamster.

We even rented a hamster costume I can wear while doing skateboard tricks.

Zach, say something.

Wow, he's really good at the silent treatment.

Oh, I just, I don't know what to say.

That's awesome.

Thanks, guys.

Well, that was an emotional roller coaster.

Oh, and the speakers are for our best idea, your new theme song.

Let's win that vote.

Shake it up.

Oh, I forgot how good these are.

We

did

it. Thanks, guys.

Justin won't be sticking around.

And post to social media.

You ready to go catch our rat?

So ready. I just need to do one more thing and then I'll catch up with you.

get these waiters to protect me i'm still super scared

you know you and i we aren't that different

we're both in places we're not technically supposed to be we're

we both tend to live in basements are

you turning yourself in

Don't do this just because you feel sorry for me.

I could just kiss you if it weren't for the rat bite fever.

I can't believe the cafeteria is open again.

Our business is over before it even started.

Zach must be crushed.

Good news, everybody.

Oh, man. He doesn't even know he's sad.

This whole thing has really broken him emotionally.

The embarrassing picture of Justin went viral. I got a call from an investor

with a very generous offer to buy the truck that made him go nuts.

Who's the smart quad now?

I couldn't have done it without you guys.

So?

I got you these.

School of Rock jackets?

These are awesome.

But we can't wear it outside of the classroom.

Thanks, Zach. This is the best present I've ever gotten that I can't use.

The logo is Velcro.

So, outside of here, they're just cool jackets.

Awesome. This is so cool.

Wait.

Hey, buddy.

Want some cheese?