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Come buy a koala bear cupcake and save the koala bear habitat!

What?

I said buy a cupcake and save the dumb bears!

You heard me.

Well, that's not exactly a great pitch, but luckily I like cupcakes.

Oh, that summer, she probably heard great news. Or bad news.

Or just any news.

any danger or more importantly am i in any danger and most importantly can i

a cupcake please future superstars is coming to town

never watch it now about this red velvet

a cupcake what an amazing chance to audition for the show i thought the same

thing we're totally on the same page we can sing a duet not totally the same

page i was thinking i would audition alone but we said if we ever got the

we'd audition for future superstars and win the golden mic together we said a

lot of things when we were younger you wanted to marry my bird we did besides

some singing isn't exactly your best skill aren't you worried about

yourself

contagious.

that barked out the Star Spangled Banner? Yeah.

You're worse.

Really?

I'm just trying to protect you.

You don't want to end up on the dud episode where they make fun of all the

freaks who had a terrible audition.

No, I guess you're right.

My voice isn't future superstar material.

Hey, just because you can't audition doesn't mean we won't do this together.

I'll just be the only one singing and on stage and getting the applause.

And I don't have to worry about doing anything else embarrassing.

Come on.

the lunch lady looks so broken.

But free ice cream.

Thanks. Hey, I was thinking I would sing Drive Me Down for my future superstars

audition. What do you think?

But we always said we'd sing Drive Me Down together.

That's what makes it so perfect. I'd be singing it for the both of us.

It's like a dream come true.

If I erase myself out of my dreams.

Thanks, Summer. You're the best.

What's going on here?

Mr. Finn, it's like my heart is breaking. Actually, I was talking about

cream cone.

But you go ahead with your story.

My voice isn't good enough for future superstars.

Ugh, I hate that show. It's like the death of music.

It's been my dream to be on it since I was a little girl.

I mean the death of music in a super good way.

So what is that, like dark chocolate dipped in almonds?

ice cream cone, Mr. Finn? If it would make you feel better.

Look, if it's your dream to audition for a terrible show like Future Superstars,

don't let anyone tell you that stupid dream can't come horribly true.

I'm not exactly sure why, but that made me feel better. A lot of famous singers

don't have great voices.

Bob Dylan, Joey Ramone, Kanye.

Listen, I'm still involved in your problem, but I need to take a bite of

ice cream cone.

Mmm.

You should just be yourself. Oh, brain freeze!

But I don't want to sing if I sing badly.

I want to sing as well as Tamika does.

Oh, good.

It's over.

Brain freeze again!

When will I learn?

Okay, well, if you want your voice to sound as good as Tamika's...

Maybe I can hypnotize you into being a great singer.

What? I downloaded this hypnotism app last week. It's a total game changer.

Hope you boys are excited for my big speech on the dangers of social media.

Uh -huh. You bet. Sure thing, Coach Weber.

How does it work, Mr. Finn? It's very technical.

You hold up the swirly majiggy doodad like this, have the person stare at it,

and then say a trigger word. For example, when I say apricot, you'll be a

chicken.

Apricot. And then you say the trigger word again to stop it.

So just say apricot?

Well, I guess it won't hurt to try to hypnotize me.

It's a pretty amazing app, but it does come with a warning.

What's that?

I don't know. I never read those things. I just click a green.

Did you guys see that?

Yeah.

Principal Mullins got turned into a chicken.

Do you know what this means? Yes!

We find an adult immediately and explain the situation.

Okay, Mr. Finn, I'm ready to be hypnotized. And hypnotized you shall be.

Hold on.

Gotta wait for the ad to stop playing.

You don't need car insurance, do you?

No. Yeah, I don't have it either.

Okay.

They're directly at the swirls.

On the screen.

I read that some people are hard to handle. And sleep.

Summer, I'll pick a word that no one ever uses.

Persimmon. When I say persimmon, you will become a great singer.

Every note will be perfect. And you'll buy me a donut every day.

Really like bear claws.

Good fritter.

Wait, where was I?

Oh, right.

You're a great singer.

And... Wake up.

Wow.

Mr. Finn, did you do it? Do you think it worked?

Uh, maybe. Start singing.

Okay. But first, I have this really strong urge to buy you a donut.

It may have worked.

Is that him? Yeah.

That's Danny Gill. I hate that guy.

He always drinks from the water fountain.

Spits it on the person behind him. Yeah, it's really gross.

Except on super hot days.

Then it's humiliating, but refreshing.

Today, when he goes to take a sip, he'll get a baseball of justice.

Quick, Danny Gill's coming.

Oh, pardon me, Danny Gill.

Oh, no.

Just a quick drink before my job review with the school board president.

Mrs. Fruit.

Yes, the candy of vegetables.

Don't you ever take candy's name in vain again.

I've got a surprise for you all that I think you're going to love.

Oh, yeah? Well, Lawrence already set the bar at fruit.

Today you're in...

Thank you. I think I'm hyped.

Okay, here she is.

What are percents? What are percents?

but you can't just leave in the middle of class, right?

This is everything of yours from my locker. If you find anything else of

you have my address.

Or you can give it to me tomorrow at corporate.

Totally agree.

Assembly's coming up. We've got to turn her back.

Okay, okay, I'll handle it.

Apricot.

I said apricot.

Unless she picks in her home life, this is bad.

Nothing's working.

Oh, no.

We broke Principal Mullins.

What if she's stuck like a chicken forever?

Guys, it's almost time for the assembly.

What are we going to do?

didn't say a word in the van.

If I'm willing to be seen at this stupid show, the least you could do is talk to

each other.

I curse your performance.

Have fun watching your dream die.

That was great. We're communicating.

We did it. We're going to be on the show.

And the best part is, we did it together. I love you, Winter.

I love you, Makita.

Best friends off.

It's pretty cool to see friends have each other's backs like that, huh?

You're going to want this.

You guys may think you're mad at each other right now, but you know deep down

inside, you love each other.

He's kind of right.

You think?

Yeah.

I missed you, Summer.

I missed you, too.

Exactly.

Don't let this dumb show get in between you guys.

Because, Daya?

Daya! I love you.

I'm Dewey.

since season five when it came down to you and Anastasia. My name is Dewey. I'm

Dewey. Nice to meet you, Dewey. She knows my name.

Wait, you're a fan.

You're a fan of the show.

Yes, of course.

It's my secret shame.

No offense.

Yeah, I'm going to walk behind the security line.

And hide away. Get it? It's like your song, Hide Away.

I'm going to go protect her from the weirdos.

Oh, almost forgot.

You guys have any persimmons?

Nope. Okay, just checking. Dia!

Next up is Tamika.

That's you.

Actually, that's us.

I don't want to do this without my best friend.

Only if we sing our song.

Drag me down? You're on.

Principal Mullins asked us to read her speech on the dangers of social media

since she unexpectedly lost her voice. What?

Sort of.

Um, as you all know, social media is a very dangerous place for children.

A mistake you make that gets online can follow you forever.

They're always the best part of the show, anyway.

They totally are.

Hey, guys.

I fixed Principal Mullins.

Thanks, Mr. Finn.

Yeah, I guess we got carried away.

As long as she never talks to anyone who goes on the Internet, this whole thing

will blow over.

You know, criminal abuse is no laughing matter.

Making people do things they don't want to do is wrong.

Here, Mr. Finn, I got you a donut.

I have no idea why.

Well, this is a surprise.

You hypnotized Principal Moritz. You will not remember this.

You will not remember this. You will not remember this.