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And this, Lawrence, is the teacher's lounge.

I can't do it. The teacher's lounge is off limits.

Come on.

You're writing a biography on me. That means you get an all -access pass to the

life of one Dewey Alejandro Finn.

Alejandro? Verdad.

And I'm honored you chose me as your hero to biographize.

You assigned me you. Still an honor.

Just be careful in here.

I've managed to break a coffee maker, the trophy case, and a sign that read,

Careful, trophy case fragile.

That's some bad luck. Right? Which is why we need to not break anything else.

don't want to be on Principal Mullins' radar.

Maybe you should break her radar, too.

His biographer remarked wittily.

Now, you need to know that I invented one of the great culinary achievements

our generation.

Senor Dewey's Monster Burrito.

She's surprisingly beautiful, no?

More surprising, you keep burritos in your jacket.

Oh, which reminds me.

My homemade hot sauce.

The burrito is an excellent source of calories after a night of hard rocking.

Are you getting this down? I'm getting the important stuff.

Keeps hot sauce in pants.

Now we wait for the microwave to melt the burrito into a satisfying brown log.

Is that noise normal?

Those are just flavor explosions.

That really doesn't sound good.

Yeah, you're only supposed to hear those noises after you eat it.

And that is our state -of -the -art infirmary.

Our safety record is second to none.

Any questions?

How did this happen?

Do not use microwave.

Do you think they meant this microwave?

Here comes the...

asking Freddy to move into your locker.

Well, originally, I planned on borrowing a few items of Freddy's every week and

putting them into my locker. So, after a few months, he'd be moved in without

even realizing it.

Wait a minute. That's how we met.

Is it?

Whatever. A good romance tactician takes advantage of the opportunities as they

present themselves.

Wow. Sharing a locker is a big step.

Next, you'll be mashing up your names the way celebrity couples do. Like,

your semi.

in apprehending the culprit who blew up the microwave.

I love apprehending culprits. It's what I do. I never give up.

I give up.

I guess we'll never know whose fault it was, Principal Mullins. Mr. Finn, that

explosion cost me the wall, the microwave, and I'm going to wake up

screaming, I want to know who did this. I did notice that the sticker that said

not to use the microwave had fallen off, so whoever it was, and again, we'll

never know who it was, it wasn't really their fault.

I couldn't help but notice you're having a little locker trouble.

Just a little.

So, if I were to ask you to share my locker, what would you say? I'd say yes.

Nothing so far.

To make Freddy feel more at home, I'm thinking of painting the inside of my

locker green so it's not so feminine.

What about that big cat doll that takes up most of your locker? Princess Kitty

stays.

Of course she stays. She's a princess.

Oh, to me, I'm so excited. My life is so on point. I've got the best VFX, the

best grades, and the most perfect boy to be my locker mate.

I'm happy for you.

But Freddy isn't perfect.

You may have a point.

For the last time, you chorus kids, get out of the hall!

Now shoot!

And stop playing with the stage lights!

Tell me exactly how it went down. Every detail.

So, I walk up to him with energy, but not too much energy. About seven steps

ten seconds. Okay, no details.

the freddie part so i say so if i were to ask you to share my locker what would

you say and he said i would say yes

that's so great you would say yes wait a minute he would

say yes but that's not the same thing as actually saying yes oh no i didn't

actually ask him don't freak out i'm sure freddie understood how could he not

asked you to share my locker, what would you say?

I would say sure. And you understand from that question that now we're locker

mates. Right.

Hey, Lawrence, will you hold my history report for a sec? Uh, sure.

Hey, Esme, what does it mean when someone asks someone else to move into

locker? It means that person really likes you. It does?

Yeah.

We're a real couple.

Like, officially.

Why?

Are you asking me to share my lawsuit with you?

Uh, yes, yes, of course that's what I'm doing.

And why else would I bring it up?

Not because I'm sharing a locker with anyone else. That would hurt your

feelings.

I'd be devastated.

And if I backed out of a promise like that, it would probably hurt too?

A lot.

Then we're good.

talk to Freddy again.

I can't do it twice because then I will look like a nut job!

And we wouldn't want that.

Why don't you just write him a note to clear things up? Write those down.

Uh, I need a pencil.

Uh... Oh, what?

Yeah.

Um, will you share my locker? Happy face summer.

Less crazy happy face.

Send this down to the boy at the end of the row.

Well, we've searched every inch of this place, and the only thing we... turned

up is Mr.

Walidarski's nose hair clippers.

By the way, finders keepers.

That's why I've called in a specialist.

Here's the fingerprint kit.

Clark, since when do schools have fingerprint kits?

Oh, we brought this from home. It's part of my junior fun buster pack.

Aren't you a treat?

Good idea. Now start dusting for prints.

Uh, why don't you make sure first here...

I probably won't test these buttons here.

Mr. Ben, stop.

You're contaminating the crime scene.

Oh, sorry.

I guess you'll just have to eliminate my fingerprints, and then you got your

perp.

Huh. That looks suspicious.

Oh, that?

That's just my energy drink.

You're not just selling drones.

You're selling dreams.

About drones.

Drone dreams.

And don't get caught by Prince Mamon's.

Got it.

Who's Prince Mamon's?

She's the principal of our school.

Got it.

What's going on?

My protege Murph and I are using my locker as a new outlet for my drone

business. And it's all possible thanks to Summer asking me to share her locker.

Wait, Summer asked you to share her locker? Yeah. She sent me an official

That's weird.

I thought she asked me, but I guess not.

What tickles that?

You never go back.

Well, I'm here to move into your locker, as promised.

What?

Oh, well, listen, Larry.

When I asked you to move into my locker, I was really, what are those?

Locker treats.

Brownies, cookies, pie.

My mom makes a huge container of them every day.

Oh, it probably doesn't fit in your locker. How rude. Sorry it didn't work

Wait, wait. Locker treats?

I'll make room.

Welcome aboard, Ruby.

Hey, Kale.

Namaste, Freddy.

That means the spirit in me acknowledges the spirit in you.

So, I?

I care about all kinds of things. I care about the planet, animals,

climate change, nuclear proliferation, you know, fun stuff.

How impressive.

I'm just trying to pass geometry.

Hey, I also care about the locker list.

If you want, you can share mine, assuming your books are not made from

or animal products.

Yeah, I'd love to share your locker.

I'm pretty sure my books are made of soy.

I'll show you where it is as soon as the recycling rush is over.

It's the worst.

We have to find a way to get Zack out and Freddy in.

I promise I'll handle it, no problem.

Uh -oh, there might be a problem.

Us sharing a locker like I would do with anyone else because you're my boo.

It is nice, boo.

Oh, right, the other kind of boo.

Is that Tamika?

Why would I have Tamika's textbook since I certainly don't share a locker with

her?

It says Tamika on it.

That's crazy. How could it happen? I for sure do not know.

It's got to mix up.

I'll just bring it back to her locker. No, I'll do it.

I'm sorry being locker buddies is so... so... complicated.

It's not that complicated.

So I store these recyclables in my locker until pick -up day on Thursday.

Oh, man. Now there's not enough room because of my stuff.

That's okay.

I can carry this around on my head with the great indigenous women around the

world display every day.

I don't want you to have to do that. I'll take my stuff out.

I will not let a little garbage juice stop me from doing the right thing.

Well, at least let me carry the recyclables.

Oh, Freddy, thank you so much.

I'll go get the other bags.

Other bags?

I was sharing the locker with Kale. She's great.

Garbage backpack, not so much.

I mean, it was awesome of Kale to offer to share her locker with me, but I'm

actually worse off than when I didn't have one.

Being Summer's locker made it tough, too.

She's got, like, four stuffed animals in there.

That must be tough.

That's a fistful I've swallowed today.

On the upside, the drone business is making bank.

We're thinking of opening a second locker in the South Hall.

Buddy, I can't watch you drag that trash around the halls like a beaten man.

I'm leaving.

I took your books by mistake.

No big deal. I don't sweat the small stuff.

this happens with locker treats, but that's exactly why I keep my pet

around.

Your what?

He's been in there the whole time. He eats the ants when I set him loose.

A tarantula? That's disgusting!

Earl has a name, Tamika.

It's Earl.

And he's not disgusting.

He's adorable.

He's a little bitey, though.

He escaped.

But don't be alarmed. There's only a slight chance he's nesting in your hair.

Yeah, your stuff. Right.

So I had to move into an empty locker in the boys' locker room.

The boys' locker room?

Yeah, I know it's not the most convenient place, but I really need more

for my drone business, which is epic.

You understand, don't you?

was your best friend Clark was collecting DNA samples from all the

get to the music you guys ready

rocked this jam a thousand times. You guys are all out of sync. What's going

Okay. Okay.

So you guys got into a fight about sharing lockers and you brought it into

band and that's gonna kill it. You can't be in harmony as a band unless you're

in harmony as friends.

So everybody out of everybody else's lockers and figure a way to get past

Now.

Two,

three, four.

You're gonna miss me by my dog You're gonna miss me when I'm gone When I'm

gone When I'm gone You're gonna miss me when I'm gone

You're gonna miss me by my hair You're gonna miss me everywhere You're gonna

miss me when I'm gone When I'm gone When I'm gone

Sorry I blew up your locker, dude.

It's cool, Mr. Finn.

Sorry about the ants.

It's okay.

Sorry I pushed Zach on you.

I forgive you.

Sorry I broke your controller.

No problem.

Sorry I called Earl my best friend. No worries.

Sorry I crushed him. What?

See, sometimes it feels good to own up to your mistakes and apologize.

Mr. Finn!

And now is not one of those times.