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Hey,
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man, I can't wait till Pop gets here.
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Hey,
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Ma, I think this is ready now.
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Let me have it, Jack. I'll taste it for
you.
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Oh, no, not you, Capone.
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Capone. Yeah, I know you. You put the
dip in your mouth and the spoon in your
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pocket.
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Now, try this out, Lamar. Hey, what is
it, Gritty?
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Oh, that's a sour cream base with
chopped pickles,
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chopped sauerkraut, chopped sweet and
sour ham hocks, and my
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special...
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Secret sour soul sauce.
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Uh, Grady, would those bandages on your
fingers happen to have anything to do
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with your special secret sour soul
sauce?
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Oh, yeah, they stop the flow of it.
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Take it in the kitchen and dump it in
the garbage.
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In the kitchen?
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In the kitchen. In the garbage? In the
garbage. I mean, I've been really
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on this, Lamar. I mean, what a waste of
sour.
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You don't look the same to me, Donna.
What is it?
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Don't tell me.
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You've gotten old.
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Haven't we all?
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And fair.
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I know you don't like me, Esther.
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You never have.
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Ever since Fred and I got engaged.
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But I understand that. After all, he was
married to your sister, and it's
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natural for you to feel that doubt. No
one can take her place.
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offended by your remarks and will not
answer you back cow
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Hey, man, it's a car. Okay, look. It's
one of those airport limousines. Hey,
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man, let's get out of here. Let's get
out of here.
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Ow!
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Lady, would you shut up and get behind
the sofa? Who did that?
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Well, I'm sorry. I thought she was a
sofa.
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I bet she don't even know.
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Come on, pops. Cheers.
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Cheers. Is that what you want?
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Yippee, yippee, yeah.
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A good old lady let you out the house
tonight.
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Oh, man, she didn't let me out the
house.
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I ducked out the house on my own.
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I ducked the frying pan, I ducked three
plates, and I ducked the cat.
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Hey, Pop, tell us about St. Louis. Yeah.
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All right, wait a minute. St. Louis was
just great. Hey, Rollo, give me that
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small brown bag over there. I bought
presents for everybody.
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you've been taking such good care of my
son.
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Oh, you didn't have to do that. I wasn't
expecting anything.
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What'd you get me?
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Here it is.
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St. Louis bunion pads.
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Well, I really, I'm going to put those
on now. I need them. Grady, Grady, don't
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take your shoes off. Please don't take
your shoes off.
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Don't take your shoes off. And Donna,
honey, here's something for you.
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See there?
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If you get a watch, you can put it in
there.
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I'm just kidding, honey. Here's the one.
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It's beautiful. Look, Esther.
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Wow. Yes, look.
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It's exactly $2 .49.
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Wow. Are you kidding? It must be 6 o
'clock.
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I wasn't looking at the time, Fred. I
was looking at the price tag. Oh.
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Shut up.
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Get your face away from me before it
stops.
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I've got something here for you, Esther.
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Here.
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to your face as your Halloween mask.
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Hey, Pop, would you leave Aunt Esther
alone?
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It would be a pleasure.
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Aunt Esther, would you like a drink?
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Oh, she wouldn't want a drink. Why
wouldn't I want a drink? Because you are
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drink. A zombie.
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That's it!
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Come on, now.
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Hey, son, I almost forgot. I got you a
present, too. Me?
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Got you a...
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Stereo. All right.
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Yeah.
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Here.
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You want a tray?
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Hey, man, you need an airplane for these
to work. No, you don't. Hey, plug on in
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there. Listen.
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I'm with ID2.
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Love beyond company.
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What kind of present is this to give
your son?
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That damn cheap.
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The voice of a chicken coming out of a
buzzard.
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I
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hope
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you're proud of yourself, Pop. All your
friends come over here to give you a
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welcome home party, and you have to
start a fight.
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It wasn't none of my fault.
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Esther started all that rigmarole.
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She threw the first punch.
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Yeah, Pop, but you called her a zombie.
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I should have called her a gorilla.
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That's what she is, a gorilla.
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She look like mighty Joe Young's sister.
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Mighty ugly.
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Are you going to help me clean up this
mess, or are you just going to sit
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Okay, okay.
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I'll help you, but first, I got to get
into something comfortable.
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My bed.
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Good night.
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Come on, Pop. Help me clean up, man.
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Well, get Grady to help you.
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Grady? Grady's no help. You said he took
care of you all the time I was gone.
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Yeah, well, Grady's a nice guy and a
good friend and all that, but he's no
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man. Okay, I'll change and come back
down.
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Thank you very much.
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Hey, Grady, where you going?
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I'm leaving.
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Leaving?
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Leaving, leaving, leaving.
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Leaving. L -E -E -V -I -N.
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Leaving. Hey, Grady, it's the middle of
the night. What's the matter with you?
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Nothing's the matter with me, especially
my ears.
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I heard what you told your father.
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Oh, Dad.
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Well, look, Grady. No, I don't want to
hear no excuses.
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I heard what you said.
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Look, Grady, come on in the kitchen for
a minute. No, I don't want to go in
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there.
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Just come in the kitchen. I don't want
Pop to hear this, Grady. But why you
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don't want him to hear it? Come on, now
just sit down over here, okay?
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Now see, Pop's upstairs changing. I
don't want him to hear this.
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Do you know why I told Pop that you're
no help to me, Grady?
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Yeah, because you don't think I'm any
help to you.
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No, man, that's what I wanted him to
think.
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But why you want him to think that?
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So he would feel better.
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How's that going to make him feel
better, knowing that he's best friends?
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Couldn't take care of his only son while
he was away.
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Grady, Pop likes to feel that he's the
only person that can run this place and
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take care of me. So?
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So I couldn't tell him the truth, Grady,
that you could run the place and take
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care of me just as good as he can.
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Oh, you really mean that? Of course I
mean that, man.
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Oh,
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now I understand.
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I understand why you said I was no help
to you. You wanted to make him feel
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important. And better than me. Right.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, well, you could have just
told me that. You know, I mean, I
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understand those kind of things.
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You wanted to try to make him feel
important and better than me. That's
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Grady. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. Well, you
could have just told me that. You
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didn't, you know, have to, you know,
just tell him, you know, stay behind my
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back. Well, I'm glad you understand,
Grady. Well, okay. I'm going to go clean
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now, then. Okay? Thanks a lot, man. All
right.
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Yeah, why?
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Hey, Lamont.
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Huh?
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You weren't lying to me, were you?
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Hey, Grady, look, man, I don't lie.
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Well, maybe just a little bit.
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Oh, crummy Grady. He can run the
business better than me.
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Well, he can have it.
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He can change half of his son.
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To crummy and dummy.
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Hey, Fred.
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Welcome back, man.
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Let me buy you a drink.
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Yeah, well, maybe a little won't hurt.
All right, so what'd it be?
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Give me a double triple.
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A double triple?
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Yeah, heavy on the double, and 20 is an
extra triple.
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Hey, Fred, why the long face, man?
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I just got the short end.
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Fred, you crying?
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Hey, man, what happened?
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My best friend ran off with my son.
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What are you talking about, man?
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What did he do?
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He convinced Lamont that he was a better
businessman than me and he could cook
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better than me and he was better in the
yard than me.
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Okay, now get to the lying part.
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That was the lying part.
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Dummy Lamont.
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Fred, then you've got to go back there
and assert yourself.
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You're right.
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I mean, a man's home is his castle.
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His castle. Right, and you've got to
show them that you are the king.
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I'm the king of my castle.
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work twice as hard as both of them put
together.
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And twice as long, too.
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The king is abdicated.
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I'm never done.
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Fred, you're not giving in, though.
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Hell no, I ain't giving in.
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They think they don't need me. Well,
they'll find out they need me and I
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need them.
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What are you talking about? They'll see.
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Lamont will see. He's ready to see.
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Everybody will see.
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I can't see.
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I don't understand it. I just don't
understand it.
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Lamont, why would he leave like that?
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I don't understand it either, Donna, but
I appreciate you and Arnester coming
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over here like this. Well, misery loves
company.
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Oh, somebody's coming.
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Who is it?
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Who is it?
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Oh, that's you, Lamont.
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You just a messy fool.
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And you just a sexy fool.
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Come and sit down. Let me help you. Do
not don't.
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Please don't, Donna. I don't need
nobody. I don't need nobody at all. Oh,
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Pop. Pop.
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Pop. How much did you drink anyway?
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How deep is the ocean?
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How high is... Hey,
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what's the matter with you, Pop?
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There's nothing wrong with me giving
myself a little going out of town.
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Fred, you just got back.
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Where are you going?
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St. Louis.
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On the banks of the Mississippi.
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M -I -S -S -I -S -S -M -O -U -S -B.
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Mississippi.
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Mississippi.
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That's where I'm needed.
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You're needed here, Pop.
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No.
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You got greedy. Grady. Yeah.
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You got greedy Grady.
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Greedy Grady want my house and my son.
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Well, you got it, greedy Grady.
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It's fine, son.
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And Donna. Fred.
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Now, Fred. You ain't never did nothing
to me. I love you. Kiss me, honey.
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Lamont, will you do something about
this?
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Oh, Donna, you're going to have to
shave.
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what you're trying to do, son, but I got
to take the bus.
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Too far to ride.
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Lewis, Pop, you're at home.
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Hangover?
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Bad?
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Can I get you something for it? Please.
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What? A bullet.
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Put it right here.
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I'll fix something for you, Pop. I'll
fix my own stuff.
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Hey, that's not funny, Lamar. What's not
funny?
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You back that truck over my head.
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Come on, let me help you.
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Okay, just to the kitchen. All right.
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Are we there yet?
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No, not yet.
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Almost. Almost, Pop.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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What's the matter, Pop?
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I just hate to be a burden to you.
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Hey, would you stop talking like that?
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Yeah.
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I don't need you, Pop.
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I heard you say it out of your mouth. I
heard you.
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Talk with lips.
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I'm losing my mind.
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You're not losing your mind, Pop. You
just got a hangover. Now, come on.
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Yeah, and I want you to help me get rid
of it. All right. Here.
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I'm going to tell you what I want you to
do.
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Listen.
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Give me some tomato juice and a raw egg.
Right.
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Oh. Tomato juice and a raw egg. Yeah.
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This is what you did.
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This is what you did.
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This is awesome.
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And it's in the basket.
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Hey, where's my prune juice?
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Prune juice?
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I'll get my prune juice.
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Oh, it's all in the pillow.
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Here you go.
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Let me over there a second. Get you the
vodka.
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The vodka?
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Yeah.
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I just need a smidgen of vodka.
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You know what I mean?
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Just enough to wake up the flavor.
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What do you call that?
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A bloody mess.
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Would you mind telling me what you heard
that made you so upset?
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I didn't need Pop.
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I didn't miss Pop.
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I heard you now. Don't deny it. I won't,
Pop. Look, Grady overheard us talking,
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and he heard me telling you that I don't
need him around here. He heard me say
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that, and so to keep from hurting his
feelings, I lied to him and told him
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he was just as important around here as
you are. And that's the truth, Pop.
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00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:05,750
Well, how did I know you're not lying to
me about lying to him about lying to
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me?
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Say that again.
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I can't.
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Look, Pop, I need you here. Now, please,
just believe me.
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Why should I?
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Because I'm your son.
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I am your son, aren't I?
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Of course you're my son.
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00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,900
Why else would you be right here 32
years free?
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00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:31,780
Look, all I was trying to do was make
Grady feel good, Pop. And if that was
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wrong, then it's not my fault. It's your
fault because you always told me that I
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should be concerned about other people's
feelings.
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And you gave me warmth and sensitivity.
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But if I gave you all that stuff, I
ain't got nothing left for myself.
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So you believe me, Pop?
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I believe you. Hey, thanks a lot. And
I'm sorry that I ruined the party last
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night, son.
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00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,440
Hey, that's okay, Pop. But in the
future, when Aunt Esther and your
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over here, just try and be a little more
understanding.
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I will.
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And a little kinder. I sure will.
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What does that stuff taste like?
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00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,040
Well, it tastes like... Did you ever
taste casserole?
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00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,680
And clapper?
316
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,320
and spoiled pig snoot.
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Mix that all together and spray it with
rain and throw it in some degraded socks
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and then have some paint.
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That's what it tastes like.
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00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:28,220
But son, my headache's gone.
321
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,980
coffee fuel any better?
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Will you stop shouting?
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You
know what, son? I'm going to show you
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I can cook better than Grady.
325
00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:56,000
Hey, man, you ain't got to prove nothing
to me. You're my punk.
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I know that, but I learned something
today.
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To give instead of take.
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I'm going to be a giver, not a taker.
Now, that's the way I like to hear my
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man talk.
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00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,580
You know what? I'm going to start
tonight.
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I'm going to cook you a great big turkey
with two kinds of sausage and three
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kinds of vegetables.
333
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,880
Hey, man, a meal like that will cost a
fortune. It would be cheaper for me to
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take you out to dinner.
335
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,040
No, that would make you the giver and me
the taker. See, I'm going to be the
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giver and you the taker.
337
00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,040
Yeah, but it's too late to start cooking
a meal like that, Pop.
338
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,980
Hey, I know. I'll call up Jacob's Soul
Food and tell him I'm going to bring you
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over there for dinner around 8 o 'clock.
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00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,220
I told him we'd be there at 7.
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