All language subtitles for sanford_son_s04e08_grady_his_lady

Hey, what are you so nervous about, Pop?

Grady's supposed to be in here late.

Well, Grady comes over here almost every
night, so what if he's a little late

for a change? Yeah, but he's a lot late
tonight.

I told him to be here at 7. He said, no,
8. It is going on 9, almost 10.

He's three hours late.

Don't worry about it, Pop.

Yeah, but maybe he had an accident.

Maybe he got chased by a mugger.

Come on, Pop.

Yeah, see, if he got chased by a mugger,
he'd be in trouble, see, because he got

them bunions on his big toes.

And his foot don't bend too good.

See, so if that happened to him, that
mugger would hurt him.

See, the only thing he can do against a
mugger is sidestep like a crab.

No, you wouldn't worry, because you go
out every night because you don't care

about me. I do care about you, punk. Now
you don't care about Grady.

Now, what kind of son of a friend of a
friend are you?

You know, everything's going to be all
right.

Now, look, I'll bet you that's Grady
now. See, you were worried about

Grady.

Fred, Fred, Fred.

Hey, Grady, what are you waiting so late
for? Where you been?

What you got in there? Fred, I got the
best wine.

Money combined.

This is top shelf silver satin.

Come on in, drink.

You act strange.

Wait a minute. Come here. Wait a minute.
You act like you've been drinking. Let

me smell your breath.

Fred, I haven't touched a drop.

I want my best friend Fred to be in on
this celebration.

What celebration?

What you celebrating, Grady?

The greatest thing in my life.

You hit the number.

No. Your bunions went away.

No.

This is something so special and so
great, I can't believe it.

Fred, you just don't know how terrific
this is.

I don't know. You ain't told me yet.

Come on, tell us, Grady, because I got a
date. I'm going to tell you. I just

can't wait to tell you.

You're doing a pretty good job.

I want you to be the first to know.

Well, go ahead. Go ahead. Tell me.

I'll give you three guesses.

I'll give you five of these.

Oh, come on, Jess.

Okay, okay.

You... Getting married.

What did you say?

I said I'm getting married.

Hey, congratulations, Grady. I think
that's terrific.

Yes, thanks.

Go on, Fred.

Congratulate me. I'm getting married.

Because it takes two people to get
married.

Now, who's going to marry Grady?

None other than the sweetest, prettiest
little thing in the whole wide world.

I'm getting married.

You just wait until you see, and then
you'll see that I'm telling you the

She is a perfect jewel.

If she's marrying you, she's a perfect
fool.

Say, when are we going to meet her,
Grady? Tonight.

As soon as she gets off from work, she's
going to take the bus on over, and I'm

going to walk down to the bus stop and
pick her up.

Look, Grady, how'd all this happen?

Fred, it was just like in a storybook.
It was so romantic.

Well, where'd you meet this girl, Grady?
At JCPenney's.

It was in the tie department.

You see, I was looking for this new tie,
and I couldn't decide on what color to

get. You know, between the stripes and
the solids.

And suddenly I heard this sweet little
voice say, Have you ever tried Paisley?

That's what she said.

Have I ever tried Paisley?

We don't want to hear all that old he
said, she said stuff.

No, no, no, no. Fred, I was just coming
to the exciting part. Well, get to it.

Well, after she held this tie up next to
my beard, she said, I think this goes

nice with your beard.

And it did, because the tie was a
thought of a maroon, and my beard is a

charcoal gray.

And you know that charcoal gray and
maroon go real nice together.

Is that the exciting part, lady?

Oh, no, no. See, when she handed me the
box with the new tie in it, her hand

touched mine, and I got the shivers.

Did she have warts?

No. It was just a feeling I got.

So I hung around until she got off from
work. And then we went out and had us a

couple of fat burgers. And that's when I
knew she was mine.

She paid for them. No, she didn't pay
for them.

Well, how could two fat burgers tell you
she was yours?

Well, when we ordered, she said, hold
the onions on mine.

And that told me right then. that she
was ready for business.

So I immediately yelled out, hold my
onions too.

I knew we weren't going to waste any
time with any handshakes when I took her

home. So I proposed right there.

imitation Persian original rug.

Hey, Pop, leave Grady alone, man. He's
happy.

I still am. I feel a warm sensation in
my heart.

That ain't no sensation.

That's gas.

See, you don't need no wife. What you
need is a good physic.

Would you stop putting Grady down just
because he's in love?

So he's in love.

That don't mean he gotta get married.

Get engaged.

What's the point in getting engaged,
Fred? I want to get right to the

Yeah, but getting engaged is like having
somebody else's credit card.

So you can get everything you want and
don't have to pay for it.

Oh, no, Fred. She might find somebody
else.

Grady, if she's marrying you, you can
rest assured there is nobody else.

And see how adorable and charming she
is.

Lamont, put my wine on ice for me. I'm
going to go get my honey bunny sugar

plump. Now, I'll be right back. Just
wait here.

Now, there they are now. Now, don't go
spoiling it for Grady, all right?

I ain't going to spoil it. You have to
try to raise me. You my kid. I raise

I'm trying to tell you. I know how to
handle it.

Grady. Here I am.

Now get ready to meet my little dog.

Okay, now close your eyes.

And here she is.

And that's his loving son, Lamar.

So very glad to meet you.

Oh, I see you do laundry.

It's awfully nice meeting you, Miss
Dolly. Grady's told us so much about

And Pop and I wish you the best in your
new marriage, don't we, Pop?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, thank you, thank
you.

Fred's going to be the best man at the
wedding, huh?

Yeah, well, I'd like to stay and chat
with you, but I've got to be running

Miss Dolly, it was nice meeting you, and
again, best wishes.

Oh, thank you.

Grady, why don't you and Dolly sit over
there on the couch, and I'll be right

back as soon as I say goodbye to Lamar.

Yeah, I told her all about it.

You'd be surprised at the wonderful
things Grady has told me about you.

Yeah, and Grady told me a lot of things
about you, too, Molly, Dolly.

Dolly.

And I still don't believe it.

Grady told me about you having him over
to watch TV with you every night. Just

about every night.

Well, now that we're getting married, he
won't be doing that anymore.

He won't?

No, because all of his nights are going
to be spent with his lady.

Ooh, all my nights with my lady.

You see, he wouldn't need TV as long as
he has his dolly to look at. Not when

I've got my dolly to look at.

I do appreciate your taking such good
care of my man, Fred. But now I'm just

going to have to steal him away.

Yeah, steal me away.

He's going to steal me away, Fred.

That's called petty.

But look at it this way, friend. When we
get married, you won't be losing a

friend. You'll be gaining a dolly.

Why don't you try turning on the set?

Guess I forgot.

You want me to turn it on for you? I
don't care.

Hey, what's the matter with you, Pop?
Come on, snap out of it, man.

It just don't seem right watching
television without Grady.

And tonight we're going to watch his
favorite show, The Giant Poker Pine

the Sick People.

Well, you know, you're going to have to
get used to Grady not being here all the

time because he's got a woman now, Pop,
and that's more fun than watching

television.

I'd rather watch Wild Kingdom.

She should have her own show.

Wild, wild world of dogs.

Yeah, well, you're just going to have to
adjust to the fact that Grady's not

going to be here every night. Yeah, and
I ain't got nobody to visit with me

because you go out all the time.

Hey, face it, Pop, the two of them are
getting married, man, and you are going

to be the best man. And by the way, do
you know what that means?

What?

You get to be the first one to kiss the
bride.

I'd rather kiss Mighty Joe Young's
armpits.

Now, you know, Papa, if she looked
halfway good, you'd be trying to steal

for yourself.

Who, me? Yes, you.

I wouldn't mess with my best friend's
girlfriend.

I'm not that type of guy. You got to be
awful low down to do something like

that. Yes, you do. Well, I see you,
Papa. I'm going over to Julio's.

Going to Julio's? Well, don't drink the
water.

something like that to my best friend
fool around with his girlfriend i think

that's the lowest possible human being
in the world a man got to be low down

dirty and a snake in the grass to fool
around with fool around with

JCPenney. No, no, no.

The one in the ghetto.

He's going to be a little late.

Come over and have a seat on the couch
and make yourself at home.

Why don't you try some of these horse
divers?

Some of these what?

Horse divers.

That's French for appetizer.

Try one of them with a bologna on it.
Dip it in the mustard and shove it in

chops.

I mean, put it in your mouth.

Excuse me.

have us over for dinner, Fred.

Well, that's what friends are for. You
know what I mean? That's the least we

could do is fix you a nice dinner
because you won't be doing that stuff no

Stuff like what?

You know, like when you get married,
when you get off from work late, you

to rush right home and fix Grady's
dinner and iron his shirts and wash his

drawers.

Mr. Stanford, Grady is marrying me.

What he does from now on really is just
none of your business.

Well, that's true.

I just want to wish you the best of
success in happening everything. Let's

a little drink and toast it. That would
be nice.

Yeah, that would be wonderful.

I got some good sparkling burgundy here.

You do?

Yeah. Cold up 59.

59, was that a good year?

No, that's a good prank.

matrimony.

Why did you come, you fool? Look what
you've done.

Oh, forgive me.

What is this?

Look at me. I apologize.

Well, just look at me.

Look at you. Can I just apologize?

and wash it out as a cold water. You
throw it down and I'll do it. Go on

upstairs and wash that out. Wait a
minute.

Take the chill off.

Is she here?

Yo, Dolly, she here. Well, they told me
on the job that she left for here right

after work.

Well, listen, maybe she got stuck on the
bus.

I mean, why don't you go around the bus
stop and wait for her, and then both of

you come back to dinner. You know I
don't want to walk down an old bus stop.

know how my bunions hurt when I walk too
much.

Anyway, something strange is going on
here. Now, what's going on?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Ain't nothing going on in this. I swear
to...

what's going on and off.

See, I can explain it, Grady.

Here's what happened.

I was fixing a cup of drink for Dolly
and I to celebrate your wedding, and I

tripped on the rug and spilled a drink
in her lap, and she went upstairs to

rinse it out in cold water, dressed in a
stain, wouldn't stay there. And Lamar's

robe was on a nail in the bathroom, and
she put it on. And me being the

gentleman that I am, and when she put
the robe on, I put mine on so I wouldn't

embarrass her.

like no fool well only a fool would
think that i would believe a cock and

story like that wait a minute who you
calling a fool fool i think he was

to you darling well i'm not gonna stand
here and be called a fool by an old fool

like you fool i think he's talking to
you grady

Jezebel, that's what you are.

Dude, dude, dude, Jezebel, because she
was wicked.

You can't talk to me that way.

Oh, yes, I can, too.

Oh, yes, he can.

There's a word for women like you who go
around flaunting their body just to get

at a man's...

Well, where's she going with my robe?

I don't know, son. I was just... I was
just standing here.

Now, come on, Pop. Now, tell me what was
going on in here, man. Her in my

bathrobe and you in yours.

Well, I'll tell you what happened. See,
I was getting a couple of drinks, and I

brought them over to Dolly's, stumbled
on the rug, and spilled a drink in her

lap, and she went upstairs to watch her
stain out, and she put on your robes

hanging on the nail in the bathroom, and
when she put your robe on, being the

gentleman that I am, I put my robe on so
she wouldn't be embarrassed.

Then you expected Grady to believe a
cock and bull story like that.

My buddy didn't believe it. It's true.

Well, knowing you, it probably is the
truth.

It is the truth. And I've always said
the truth will set you free.

Really. And I told Grady the truth and
set him free.

Where is she going with my robe?

You still talking about that robe? That
was my robe.

I know it was your robe. Well, why don't
you give her your robe? Because this is

my robe.

I had to have something to put on,
didn't I? Yeah, but what about my robe?

She'll bring your robe back. I'm going
to stop complaining about it.

You're missing a good one tonight.

Look here. They got the Tulsa Titwillows
versus the San Diego Sapsuckers.

Sounds like a dynamite bill, but I think
I'm going to hat up.

Oh, shit. Hey, is Grady coming over
here? Oh, he might be coming around.

Now that he's busted up with old Deputy
Dog.

Stop it. Well, I'll see you later, Pop.

Yeah, but that's Grady now.

Hi, Grady. You're out of my way, Lamar.

You expect me to believe a cock and bull
story like that?

Get out of my way, little man.

Well, I guess it's just Sanford and the
Sapsucker.