All language subtitles for sanford_son_s04e06_ol_brown_eyes_is_back

Yeah, the guy just put it in, Rallo. My
pop's really gonna be proud of that,

wouldn't he?

Oh, 35 years in the same business.

I'll tell you.

Yep. 35 years ago today, my father
started this business, Rallo. A poor man

nothing.

Yeah. Looked like he still hung on to
it.

Hey, come on, Rallo. Don't go putting it
down, man. I'm proud of my father. Did

you get the ring? The ring?

Oh, is he? Yeah, he's upstairs watching
the Jackie Robinson story for the 23rd

time on the Monday morning movie.

Slide, Jackie, slide!

He really takes that picture seriously.
Here it is.

Ooh, Raul, that is bad.

That's one of the best there is. It's
got 35 small diamonds in the initials.

for each year.

And for the price that we paid for it,
it was a steal.

Oh, that's close.

Hey, Rollo, you didn't. If I didn't get
this owner up enough, I hope lightning

strike me down right now, this second.

Time's up.

I

thought

I heard you talking to somebody.

Hey, Mr. Sampson, this is a very
important day for you, huh?

Why, are you going to Europe?

Hey, Pop Rollo's my friend, man. Why
don't you try and make him feel at home?

I'm sorry, son.

Rollo, feel at home. I do.

Well, would you do me a favor?

Certainly. Will you take the garbage
out?

Well, of course. Where is it? In your
shoes.

Hey,

man, that's all right. I was leaving
anyway.

Hey, later.

How about never?

One dummy ain't enough in this house.
You gotta bring home Super Dummy.

Well, Super Dummy chipped in with
Regular Dummy and some of your other

and we got you a little present.

Happy anniversary, Pop.

Uh, where the present? Did you drop it?

I wanted to shake your hand.

Well, thanks. Where the present?

Hey, don't worry about the present, Pop.
You'll get that tonight.

Oh, I know.

You're giving me a surprise party.

But I don't like surprise parties. I
just like the presents.

No, there's not going to be no surprise
party. Just a few of your friends are

coming over here tonight for a little
get -together.

Now, why'd you have to tell me that for?
Because you just said you don't like

surprises. No, but you're supposed to
trick me.

See, you're supposed to have a fake
hernia attack and then send me over to

Julio's to borrow his trust.

And when I get back, all y 'all in the
kitchen with valuable presents, pile

high.

This high?

This time.

Well, hi.

One?

Yeah, we all chipped in and got you this
one present.

Well, where is it?

You can't see it until tonight. But if
you come over here, I'll show you the

present I got for you. You mean you got
another present besides the one you

chipped in for? That's right.

Listen, son, I hope you didn't spend too
much money on me because you need it

for yourself and your future.

window what the hell we need a new
window would you open the door and take

look at it oh son

that's beautiful that's beautiful
stanford is done established

1939.

i'll go outside and see if it works of
course the window works what do you mean

well i just go outside and i look
through the window and you hold up that

present And I'll see if I can see it
clearly.

Hey, Papa, don't forget about that other
present till tonight. Now, come on in

the kitchen, because I fixed you a
special breakfast.

Okay.

good son Lamont. Yep.

Look at there. Ham and eggs and
cornbread with blue bonnet on it.

And a yellow hand grenade.

That's a papaya.

Oh, a papaya.

Well, where's my present?

Hey, Pop, would you forget about the
present and just enjoy your breakfast?

Listen. Let me ask you something. Didn't
you have to make it pick up around 10 o

'clock? Oh, man, I almost forgot about
it.

Wow. Hey, Pop, I want you to do me a
favor. What? When I leave here, promise

that you won't look for the present. I
promise you I ain't look for no present.

Because if you find it, you disappoint
everybody.

I'm not going to look for nothing, son.
I promise you that. I ain't going to

look for nothing till you leave.

I can't help it if I trip over a
present.

Now, where could I trip over a present?

Let's see, now.

Rollo came in. We were talking,
probably.

And I said, slide, Jackie, slide.

Rollo left. And then he went in his
pocket.

And we walked around the kitchen.

I was first.

world's smallest hubcap.

I promised Lamont I wouldn't look for
it, so I shouldn't open it. And he

me.

But he ought to know better than to
trust me.

Wow.

Look at that. What I've always wanted.

A signaling ring with my own initials.
Look at that.

FF.

If I didn't care.

And would I be sure that this is love?

That's it for the dinner show.

Hey, Freddie. Best felicitations on this
auspicious day commemorating the

origination of your very successful
entrepreneurial enterprise.

Come on in.

Say, Fred, I'm afraid we got some
disappointing news for you. Hold it,

In other words, Fred, we have some
disappointing news for you.

Listen, we're not going to be able to
make that little party of yours tonight.

We're going to have to cancel out.

86 it, as they say in the streets.

The department's putting us on a new
shift. We've got to cover that big

at the Royal Wilshire Hotel.

Yeah, the tiptoe burglar struck again.

And y 'all got to cover that.

Yeah, well, it wasn't just an ordinary
robbery.

No, no, this was a very big tear -off.
Rip -off. Oh, yeah, rip -off.

As a matter of fact, they ripped off one
of the most legendary stars of stage,

television, and radio.

ever to grace his profession.

Don't tell me they finally got rid of a
knight.

No, it was Frank Sinatra. Frank Sinatra.
They really cleaned him out, too.

Wallet, cufflinks, watches, everything.
And to top it off, a $50 ,000 signet

ring.

Poor Sinatra.

Poor Sinatra.

He lost his wallet and his ring.

Lost a chance at the vice presidency.

It's been a very bad year.

Well, that's right, Mr. Sanford, but
happy anniversary to you. And I'm sure

you're going to enjoy the gift that we
all chipped in for.

A gift? For me?

What a surprise.

And I know you're going to love it.
Lamont's friend, Rallo, picked it up

one of his contacts.

Rallo's contacts?

The only way to contact his contacts is
to contact a warden.

We'll see you later, Alley Cat.

Alligator. Oh, yeah, alligator.

Gator. Gator rhymes with later.

That's

beautiful.

Sure wish Rollo didn't have nothing to
do with it.

And would I be sure that this is love.

I should have been a singer.

Yeah, just like Frank Sinatra. You got a
ring with initials and diamonds all

over it, just like mine. F .S.

Yes, that's funny.

No, that ain't funny.

This is Frank Sinatra's diamond ring.

Rollo stole it.

Rollo's a tiptoe burglar.

And Lamont is receiving stolen goods.

He's going to jail. My son's going to
jail.

He's going to jail in the prime of his
life.

Oh, who's going to drive the truck?

Who's going to guard this empire?

I better get these rings back to Frank
Sinatra and try to save Lamont.

Oh, goodness.

But first, one more time.

And would I be true?

And I was just returning Mr.

Sinatra's jacket.

See, I forgot my keys, and so I was just
trying to use... I was just using this

master pen.

Master pen? That's a safety pen.

That's a safety lock.

Do you have the keys to the open door
for me? Yes, but where's his jacket?

Oh, here's his jacket.

This thing is Frank Sinatra's jacket?

Yeah, and he got his pants to match it.

This is the jacket that he does his act
in.

You're kidding.

No. You ever hear him sing, I did it my
way? Oh, yeah.

Well, this is the jacket he did it on.

Look at that great picture of Spiro T.

I wonder where he keeps his jewelry box.

you were taken.

No, I wasn't taken. I returned it. See,
I'm the valet. See there? Clean and

fresh. Okay, wise guy. If you're
returning it, then who stole it?

Stole it?

Stole what?

The ring.

Now, somebody stole the ring.

If you didn't do it, somebody else did.
Now, who's in it with you? No, nobody.

I did it. I did it myself.

Oh, come on. I think you're trying to
cover up for someone.

No, I ain't.

You expect me to believe that you're the
tiptoe burglar?

Well, I can prove it.

If you're taking me in, let's go.

Hey, that's it, Bubba. That's perfect.

Hey, Lamont.

You sure you thought your partner was
going to be a party? Yeah, I told him

morning, Bubba.

Hey, man, maybe he drank one of your
Bloody Marys, Bubba, and crawled off to

hole and died.

Let me taste that, man. What's the
matter? What's wrong with my Bloody

of Buddy Murray.

A bottle of vodka and a bottle of
ketchup.

I don't know where he could be, Rollo. I
really don't know, man.

Hey, man, maybe he got kidnapped. You
know, everybody gets kidnapped lately.

Who would kidnap my father?

Some guy who don't get bored too easy.

I don't understand it, man. He left here
at 10 o 'clock this morning.

Man, don't worry. He's probably on his
way here right now. Come on, cool it.

Yeah, Lamont, as long as we're waiting,
how about showing us that ring?

Oh, yeah, that's a good idea, Bubba.

It's gone.

It's gone? Where is it? I don't know. I
put it in that cushion this morning.

Hello?

Pop, I'm here waiting for you.

You gonna be a little late?

calendar.

And would I be sure that this is love
beyond compare?

Would all this be true if I didn't care
for you?

That is so good.

So good. You ought to hear me sing with
my ring on.

Tell me something. What are you in here
for, anyway?

I'm in here for criminal innocence.

Oh, criminal innocence.

Yeah. That sounds like a new one.

What kind of rap is that?

That's my return in the stolen ring to a
fellow singer.

Oh. Oh.

You stole from one of your buddy's
singers.

I didn't steal it. I was returning it. I
was just protecting someone who did.

Oh. Oh.

Hey,

why don't you go back over there?

Your breath smells like you've been
drinking Tidevore.

Listen, in case we get separated, I'm
going to give you one of my cards

maybe I can be of further service.

Safety Babcock School of Driving.

Okay, Fred Sanford, let's go.

I want to confess.

It was a one -man job, and I'm the one
man. So you're the tiptoe. I'm the

tiptoe. Fred Sanford. Well, my Sanford
didn't have nothing to do with it. He's

nice son.

He's over here now. You'll meet him
later.

He's coming over from choir practice.
Sure.

And in the night, he's going to collect
some money for the March of Dimes.

That's a good boy. I'm telling you, many
times I saw him sit down and just read

the Bible and draw pictures of Jack
Webb.

You know this guy?

Of course we know him. Otherwise, would
we say, hey, Fred?

You should have picked up on that,
Maury. He's a friend of ours. Yeah,

Hey, uh, listen, Maury, uh, could we
talk to him for a minute? Oh, but keep

eye on this ring.

Yeah, okay.

Evidence. All right.

Hey, uh, Fred, what happened?

We heard you got picked up on a 459
breaking an entry. That's true. Every,

every, every number of it. I can't
believe you're the tiptoe burglar.

Well, I am. But how? The tiptoe burglar
struck in New York last week.

That was me.

Well, how did you get to New York?

I tipped in.

Hey, Rallo, baby, what's happening?

Hey, what's going on, Snake?

I got me on a gold wrap, baby.

Drink it too much.

Hey, Pop, what are you doing here?

Lamont, go home.

Go home? Would somebody tell me what's
happening? Bad news, Lamont. Some of our

boys picked him up at the Royal Wilshire
Hotel about an hour ago in the

possession of some jewelry.

allegedly the property of one Francis
Albert Sinatra, alias Old Blue Eyes.

Hey, Martin, you've got to be kidding,
man. There's got to be some mistake.

No, son, it's true. I did it.

Say, would you tell me what's going on
here, Smith?

Lamont, just relax and let me handle
this.

Now, Mr. Sanford, when did you steal the
alleged jewelry?

It's allegedly steal the jewelry.

Yeah, that's right. I missed that on the
exam, too.

Supposed to be my straight A at the
academy.

Well, see, I stole it last night.

Because I like to tiptoe through the
twilight.

I saw your home last night.

Yeah, until you went to sleep.

And when you went to sleep, I tiptoed
down to the hotel.

Smitty, what's he talking about?

This ring, Lamont. He says he stole it
from Frank Sinatra. He didn't steal that

ring from Frank Sinatra. He got that
from behind the sofa at our house.

will you shut up? You ain't had nothing
to do with it. I stole it. Me, not him.

What's wrong with you?

Listen. Oh, listen.

Lock me up.

Lock me up. You have intensive care,
Sam?

Lamont, was this ring in your house?
Yes, it was.

And I put it there, not you, me.

Pop, are you trying to protect me from
something?

Don't you know when to shut up?

Wait a minute. I know you. You think
Rollo stole that ring, don't you?

Rollo?

Steal?

You think I'm involved in it, and you're
trying to protect me.

Here's what I'm saying.

Just remember, everything you say is
going to be held against you.

Like some of these.

Smitty, weren't you with Rallo when he
bought the ring?

Well, we met him when he came out of the
jewelry store.

Is this that ring?

Yes, it is.

Hey, Rallo, is this the ring you bought
for my pop?

Yeah, that's the one that has 35 tiny
diamonds in the initials.

And where did you buy the ring?

Bob's Precious City.

Hey, you can call him and verify it,
Hoppy. No, wait a minute. There's an

way to prove it than that. There's a
jeweler's glass in this drawer. I can

you in a second how much it was. Now, we
all know what we paid for it.

Yeah, well, uh, see you later. Uh,
Rollo? Uh, just a minute.

Uh, you're, uh, taking the ring.

Yeah, well, I was gonna take it back in
return because it's tainted.

Uh, Rollo, let me have the ring.

Uh, Brother Smith, look at it through
the glass and tell us what's happening.

Uh -oh. Oh, yeah, well, I'll see you
later, Mike. Uh, Rollo?

See you later.

Yeah, that's frankly not just a diamond
ring.

This is nobody's diamond ring. This is
paste.

Paste?

Paste? Yeah, paste. It's fake, phony,
glass, worthless paste.

You mean to tell me I've been doing my
imitation of Inkspots with pasties?

You mean to tell me all y 'all chipped
in and couldn't get for $15?

The least you could do is give me a $100
diamond ring.

Well, actually, we did pay more than $15
for it.

A lot more.

You got to think of my overhead, you
know, like mileage, phone calls,

Insurance. Now, insurance.

When a man's right, he's right.

You're going to need some insurance
because I'm thinking of performing a 4

-9.

What's a 4 -5 -9?

Breaking and entering your skull.

Want me to help you, son?

No, Pop. Look, you've helped me enough
already this week.

I have been wonderful, haven't I?

You really were, Pop. You know, taking
the blame like that and all for me, I

really moved.

Now, if you could move Rollo out your
life, then you'd be doing something

Hey, Pop, Rollo didn't mean any harm,
man. Well, he's just no good. I just

want to see you hanging around with him.

Who is it?

Rollo! Ain't no way you're getting
through that door.

you feel, man, and I'm very sorry, so I
brought you an extra anniversary gift.

This is the gift?

Yeah, and that's not an ordinary
baseball, and I look at the signature.

Jackie Robinson, Evansfield, 1947.

Hey, that's beautiful, Rollo. Yeah, I
bought it off of Leroy Whitney. He used

be a groundskeeper at Evansfield.

Hey, Rollo's real nice.

I thought you'd like it.

I think I feel a little tear in my eye.

You deserve the best, Pop.

Hey, Rollo, would you give me a hand
with this stuff? You grab the little box

here.

Hey, hey, just a moment, Rollo. Yeah.

Uh, how do you spell Jackie?

Uh, J -A -C -K -Y.

Yeah, that's right.

That's the way you spell Jackie.

But that's not the way Jackie Robinson
spells Jackie.

What's the difference?

The difference is that you are no good
cheating live.

And on the other hand, you're a no good
lying cheater.

Yeah, you probably stole this baseball
off of some kid.

Well, all that might be true, but that's
one place where I draw the line. At

least I don't go around boring the world
with no jive imitation of the ink spot.

What do you mean jive imitation of the
ink spot? Wait a minute, you forgot

something. What?