All language subtitles for sanford_son_s04e01_freds_treasure_garden

Grady! Hey Grady!

Grady!

Hey Grady!

Grady!

Look at this place.

Well, my little vegetables.

I want you to know how happy I am that
you've been growing so nicely for me

while your daddy Fred's been away.

And since you've been so nice, I have a
little poem for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Dorothy's are pink, and Janet's got a

in them.

What are you doing?

I'm talking to your father's plants. Do
you mind?

No, I don't mind. Have you gotten to the
part where you tell them that you're a

yo -yo?

Come on. You're supposed to talk to
plants and vegetables.

Oh, yeah? And what fool told you that?
Nobody told me. I read it right here in

this paper in the home garden section.

See? It says that it's a proven fact.

That plants grow best when they feel the
vibrations of love emanating from your

heart to their petals.

Now watch this.

Hello, babies!

Grady, you're going to be the first old
man in history to get busted for

molesting a tomato.

Don't you listen to him, honey.

That's what I mean, Grady. You're
spending too much time out here in this

garden, man.

When is the last time you cleaned up the
house? When is the last time you

cooked? When is the last time you made
up your bed?

I give up. When?

You see, that's exactly what I mean,
man. You're spending all your time out

in this garden and the house is going to
pot.

Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to
do.

I'm going to fix you an extra special
dinner tonight.

And to show you that I haven't been
wasting my time out here, I get most of

stuff right from here.

You mean to tell me you're going to eat
this stuff right out of the ground?

Well, it's a good food.

Here, try this. Go ahead.

What?

Goodbye, Doris.

Go ahead.

Hey, this isn't bad, Grady. What other
kind of vegetables you got growing out

here? Well, let's see. I got some
lettuces and...

Uh, radishes.

Hey, Grady. Grady.

What's that scribbly stuff growing over
there?

Oh, that's parsley. Wild parsley.

And it sprung up by itself.

Are you sure that's parsley?

Well, sure I'm sure that's parsley.

And you know what, Lamar? The great
thing about this garden is that it's

No chemicals, no sprays.

It's natural. Just a little plant food
and that's it. Oh yeah? Well, what do

use for fertilizer?

Nothing. Mrs. Nelson's cat comes by
twice a day.

How's your whiplash, Esther?

Oh, it's fine. It'll be all well on
Friday.

Well, how do you know it's going to be
well on Friday?

Because the trial is Thursday.

Oh, what a pretty little garden.

No, no, hey, hey, wait a minute. Now,
Fred told me to keep you out of this

garden.

Is that so? Yeah, he said just because
he had planted a garden of Eden, there

was no reason to let the serpent in.

If you're done talking to the
vegetables, why don't you go in there

the frying pan and tell it to cook us
some dinner?

Okay. Would you mind doing me a favor,
please, and feeding my plants while I'm

in there?

What's that fish for?

Oh, that's for Mrs. Nelson's cat. You
see, sometimes you have to prime the

And talk to the vegetables for me, will
you please?

Make them feel wanted.

Talk to the vegetables.

Did you hear him?

Well, come on, you guys better eat up,
because this might be your last meal

before you become my meal.

Sam, my man, what are you doing? Hey,
Rollo, what's happening, man? Look here,

want to ask you a question.

Does that look like wild parsley to you?

You mean the marijuana?

Think of some way to get rid of that
stuff.

Hey, don't worry, baby. I'll do it. Wait
a minute.

I know.

I'll burn it. That's exactly what I had
in mind.

We can't burn it, man. If we burn it,
then somebody will smell it.

I know. We'll turn it into the police.

Oh, you can't turn it into the police,
fool.

Oh, we'll do. Come on, we got to figure
this out intelligently.

Come on, sit down here. I got an idea. I
know it'll work.

Understand? Look here.

Now, We know we can't burn it. No, we
can't burn it, man. Yeah.

And we can't wrap it up in a bundle with
paper because it would stick out like a

sore thumb.

Yeah, it would stick out like a sore
thumb. Yeah, somebody would find it.

Somebody would find it. So here's what
I'll do. Yeah? Instead of wrapping it up

in a huge piece of paper, throwing it
out.

little pieces of paper and i'll get rid
of it all one by one

are you finished

okay because now i've got an idea now
it's just about time for smitty and

to get off from duty so we'll go over to
the precinct and tell them about it

what do you mean we ain't they the
police yeah they're the police but

also our friends rollo now if we talk to
them off the record then we won't get

on on the record. Now, come on, let's
go. I don't know, man, you understand?

your partner, but I'll go with it. I
think you're making a big mistake. I'm

making no mistake. Look, now look.

Now, if this is marijuana, it's our duty
to turn it in.

But before we turn it in, why don't we
do a little turn it on?

I'm sorry, but the time has come.

Let's see. A little of this and this and
this and some of this

and a little of this will make a fine
salad.

Now, no salad would be complete without
a salad.

Ernie's more parsley.

over here. Now, I want you to know that
I'm bringing you over here as a friend,

not as a policeman and not in your
official capacity. And I'm just going to

right out and be honest with you and
tell you it's gone.

What's gone?

Officer Smith, I think we should be a
bit more official about this inquiry.

Now, what's gone?

It was a wheelbarrow.

I mean, it was a wheelbarrow.

It was a wheelbarrow full of parsley.

Wheelbarrow full of parsley.

Now, that's not your everyday robbery.

Well, I guess whoever it belonged to
must have come and taken it away, so it

a false alarm.

Now, wait.

Why would anyone put parsley in a
wheelbarrow?

Well, I guess they wanted to make
deliveries.

Me? All right. Did we establish that the
wheelbarrow was full of parsley? No.

Partially. Partially full or partially
parsley?

Partially parsley.

Partially parsley.

Possibly.

Partially. Partially.

Probably.

Probably.

Possibly.

Partially. Partially.

No.

What I'm... Oh, it's me and Avi.

Hey, brother.

Hey, how you doing, Ray? Hi. Wow, you're
just in time for dinner. I just got

through, and I got plenty, and you said,
come on in and join me, you love it.

Hey, yeah, that's a good idea. Why don't
you stay for dinner?

Hey, why not? It's almost quitting time.
What do you say, Hoppy? All right,

let's get it in. Get it on. Get it on.
Get it on.

Hey,

you know what, Rollo? I bet you that
stuff didn't grow wild, man. I bet you

somebody planted it and unplanted it
when we was gone.

Yeah, and I sure like to be his bosom
buddy right about now.

Yeah, well, I'd just like to get my
hands on a dude that did it.

Yeah, me too.

I had such high hopes.

for the little liquid refreshments here.

Now, this is half mint julep and half
ripple.

And Fred calls this mint chipple.

Well, it sounds delicious, Mr. Wilson,
but actually we're still on duty for

another five, four, three, two, one. For
me, please.

Hey,

this is out of sight, Greg.

You know, Mr. Wilson, this reminds me of
a drink we had back in the service. It

was called a block and tackle.

You drank three of those.

You walk a block, and you tackle
anybody.

You get it? You tackle anybody.

Oh, what a sense of humor.

Oh, my God. Short hair and all. Those
guys were funny.

Well, now for the main course. Now, I
call this salad a la Grady.

That is marvelous.

You know, I've been eating only salads
lately.

You probably noticed I've gotten a
little lighter.

Yeah, if you get any lighter, then
you'll be transparent.

here's what you've been waiting for.

Hey, Greg, that looks fantastic.

And what all's in here?

Well, I got some cucumbers, lettuce,
tomatoes, hog head cheese, and a little

wild parsley.

Uh, I don't think you guys would be
wanting to eat nothing with wild parsley

it. Ain't nothing wrong with the salad.

Wrong? Hey.

That is delicious.

Ought to be a crime for a salad to be
this good.

In most states, it is.

Grady, can I see you for a minute in the
kitchen?

Well, not now.

I mean, can't you see I'm busy?

Now, you wouldn't disturb a master chef
in his moment of glory, would you? No,

but see, I'm... You wouldn't disturb
George Washington Carver when he was

planting the peanuts. No, but I... You
wouldn't disturb Hank Aaron when he was

standing up at the plate. No, but you...
You wouldn't disturb the Wright

brothers when they were trying to fly.

That's exactly what I want to talk to
you about. Stay

away from that salad, Robert.

I said stay away from that salad. Oh,
man.

Now, what's this about the Wright
brothers?

Well, it's a flying project I want to
talk to you about, Grady. Now, I don't

know quite how to say this, but I don't
think that was wild parsley in that

salad you made.

Well, what do you think was in it?

Marijuana.

Marijuana?

Okay, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll
just go on out there and ask Smitty and

Hoppy if they taste marijuana in the
salad. No, wait a minute. Grady, you

do that. They're the police.

Well, you don't think I'm going to take
your word for it, do you?

You don't have to, Grady. Now, just
about everybody knows that one of the

side effects of using marijuana is the
hungries or the munchies.

Weren't they in The Wizard of Oz?

That was the munchkins.

Oh, yeah.

Now, didn't you just love that picture?

Grady, would you knock it off? This is
no time for that. There was Dorothy and

Toto and the Wicked Witch of the West.
Of

the West, Grady.

Now, look.

Now, what we got to do, see, is we got
to go out there, and if Smitty and Hoppy

are still hungry, then that means it was
marijuana.

If they're not, it wasn't. Now, come on.
All right. Follow the yellow brick

ropes.

Stop them. Hey, wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

how can they take you to jail if they're
eating up all the evidence?

That's food for thought.

Right. Come on, let's go.

Hey, how are you fellas feeling?

I mean, how's the food? Not very.

I'm larval. Oh, yeah?

Well, wait a minute. Oh, goodness. Did
you finish up this little bit? Sit right

here. Oh, come on. Don't leave anything
in the bowl.

Hey, don't worry about me, Grady. I'm so
hungry I could eat a porky pan and his

mama.

I could eat anything.

And you just did.

Well, that just about does it for
dinner. I'll just take your plates.

Rallo, why don't you take these plates
and the salad bowl in the kitchen and

wash them out thoroughly.

Clear. Oh, okay.

And if you guys are still hungry, I
suggest that you go down to a restaurant

get something to eat. As a matter of
fact, you should leave now because the

restaurant starts getting crowded around
this time of day.

No, that wouldn't bother us. We'd just
arrest a couple of people in line and

take their places, right?

Hey, Hoppy, my man.

Let's go down to the rib shack.

All right.

That's a good idea.

Where is that place? Oh, just follow the
yellow brick road.

That lovely little girl and her dog,
Tito.

Yeah,

that little girl, Toto, and her dog,
Tito.

Oh, but say, if you fellas don't hurry
up, you're going to miss your meal down

there. Do don't, Mr. Wilson. You've got
to give me the recipe for that mint

jibble. Yeah, now that's a mellow drink,
Jack. Yeah, well, I'm certainly glad

you fellas came by.

It was a high...

I am starving.

Great spirit food.

Soul food. Oh, yeah.

Hey,

say, Hoppy, I think you better let me
drive.

Well, that's fine with me. I was going
to just jog along beside the car anyway

for a little exercise.

Yeah, good luck to you, too. And I hope
you don't get arrested by the police.

Aren't we the police, huh?

Hey, Lamar, you know what? I think you
were right about that wild parsley.

Yeah, and then again, it could have been
those mint jiffles, Grady. They did

finish off quite a few of them. Yeah.

Hey, what's that smell?

I don't know, but it's coming from the
kitchen.

I put the dishes in the dishwasher.

Ronald, we don't have a dishwasher.

And they're baking in the oven.

Just look on the bright side of it,
Grady. At least we don't have to worry

getting busted.

I don't know how to tell you this,
Lamar, but there's another bowl of salad

the refrigerator.

Oh, no.

Look what I found in the refrigerator.

Look, you get rid of this, Grady, and
I'm going to take Rala out there and

him around until I clear his head up.
Then I'm going to walk him to the bus

stop. Come on, Rala.

Hey, show us the... I have to get rid of
the... Oh,

it's the police. They'll come back.

What am I going to do with the evidence?

Ask them.

What are you holding there, you old
sinner?

It's your dinner.

Well, I bet you...

Now,

you sure you don't want something to
drink with this?

No, thank you, Grady, dear.

Oh, well, I think I'll have me a little
drinky -winky.

Don't you know that alcohol is a
lubricant for the devil?

Sure do, and I'm just about due for an
oil change.

When did you say Lamont would be back?

He didn't say, but he should be dropping
in before you be flying out.

Delicious. Are you getting hungrier?

Why should I be getting hungrier? I'm
getting fuller, Grady.

Oh. Well, why don't you take a big
mouthful?

Oh, this is delicious.

I bet you got about five or six
different ingredients in here. Well, you

that right.

Onions. Yeah.

Celery.

Lettuce. Sure.

Wild parsley.

Did you say wild parsley?

I mean, you taste wild parsley in there?

I sure do.

Now, are you sure you do?

Positive. I've loved wild parsley ever
since I was a child.

Oh, yeah?

Well, now, that's all I wanted to know.
I hope you love walking because it's

time for you to do so.

Thank you for dropping in. Now, drop
out.

I should have known.

I should have known, Grady Wilson.

I don't know how I let you suck at me
into staying here this long.

you. Instead, I visited the devil.

I talked with the devil.

I sat with the devil. I ate of the
devil's food, and I'm getting the devil

of here.

That's pretty good, too.

Hey, Grady, what are you doing? I'm just
finishing up this, uh... The

evidence. Are you crazy? What are you
doing? A man your age eating that stuff.

No, no, wait. I just thought it was my
responsibility to look after you. To

sure that there was nothing
incriminating around here.

Look, Grady, I think you better come
over here and sit down and rest.

Oh, no, I can't do that, you see,
because I got to clean up around here.

were absolutely right.

I have been neglecting my duties, and
it's time for me to clean up. I got to

the mopping, the cleaning, the dusting,
and take care of things. And besides, I

got to do it in a hurry because I think
I'm getting the munchkins.

Oh, no.

Look, Brady, you just go ahead and rest.
I'll fix you something to eat, okay?

Well, what about the dishes? Look, just
forget about the dishes. Forget about

the housework. I'll take care of
everything, all right? Now, you just

here and sit down and make yourself
comfortable, okay? Now, I'll take care

everything. Don't worry about nothing,
all right? Just relax.