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Well, I've got good news and I've got
bad news.
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I'll give you the good news first.
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It won't cost you anything to get this
set repaired.
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And what's the bad news?
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It can't be repaired.
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What do you mean it can't be repaired?
You're a repairman, aren't you?
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All right, then prepare to repair.
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The set is old and it's worn out.
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I could take it back into the shop, but
they'd just have to replace everything.
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Well, can you get it back here by the
night time for the fight?
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Oh, no.
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Plus, it's going to cost you almost as
much as buying a new set.
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Well, it didn't do much good for you to
come here, did it?
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How'd you get into Yellow Pages?
Politics?
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Hey, Pop, the man was nice enough to
come in here and tell us the truth about
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our set. What you getting mad at him
for?
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I ain't mad, okay?
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You were nice enough to give me a tip
about my TV, so I'm going to give you a
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tip. Hey, you got a lot of equipment on
that truck, right?
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Yeah. Well, here's my tip. Get out of
this neighborhood before it gets dark.
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I don't worry about that. I'm bonded.
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And that's the way they'll find you,
bonded and jacked.
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Well, what do we do now?
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We're going to do something we should
have done a long time ago, Pop. We're
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going to get a brand new TV set. A brand
new one? That's right, man. I'm getting
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sick and tired of buying old cheap sets
that don't work.
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Well, you know, a brand new TV costs a
lot of money. Well, not if you get them
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on sale, Pop. There's always a TV sale
someplace.
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Here, look at this.
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Donald's Darren Discount holds its once
-in -a -lifetime sale.
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Oh, I know about Donald's Discount sale
once -in -a -lifetime.
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You have one every weekend.
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Here's a house special, Pop. Neat black
and white portable 21 -inch.
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with a quality chassis and solid -state
silicone rectifiers.
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That sounds like Lottie the Body at
topless dance in Detroit.
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It's set sales for $178.
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$178? Yeah, but for the sale, it's been
slashed to $158 .49.
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That don't sound like no slash. That
sound more like a scratch.
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You want another, sir? No. See, Pop, we
don't have to pay for it all at once. We
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can put $50 down and the rest in easy
monthly installments.
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I got a better idea.
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But take that 50 bucks and put it down
on a secondhand TV, then we won't have
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monthly installments at all.
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Hop, I told you I don't want no old
secondhand TV.
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It's not an old secondhand TV. It's a
new secondhand TV.
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And just what is a new secondhand TV?
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That's the house special at Guy's Groovy
Grab Bag.
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Guy's Groovy Grab Bag?
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Yeah, you got a cash and carry plan.
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So you carry in the cash, and then you
can carry out the merchandise.
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See, they get the merchandise straight
from the warehouse to the customer.
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Yeah, whose warehouse?
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Oh, don't say that. You don't know
nothing about it. You don't have no
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about it.
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And besides, he can sell cheap because
he ain't got no overhead.
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He sure doesn't. All he needs is a big
brick and a strong arm.
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You don't know that.
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And I don't want to know about it. I
don't want to hear no more about it.
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I'm going back to work, and when I get
home tonight, we're going to go down to
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Donald's and get a brand new TV set on
time.
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I don't want you to get involved in
those shady deals, Pop, and I want you
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promise me that you're going to stay in
this house until I get home. Now, do you
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hear me?
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I hear you. All right.
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I'll stay in here.
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I won't go nowhere.
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I don't care if you go 15 years. I'll
just stay in the house.
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I mean, ain't nothing in the world can
get me to move out of this house until
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you ask me to stay in here.
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Nothing. I'll stay in here until I'm
positive that you're out of sight.
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As soon as I take a shower, we go down
to Downs.
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So
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you
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did it, huh?
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Guy's groovy grab bag.
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Yeah, it's a top quality black and white
portable.
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Pop, you promised me you wasn't going to
get involved in those shady deals.
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It wasn't no shady deal. I bought it
right out in the middle of the pool
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See, I give this guy 50 bucks and he
gave me the TV.
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Hey, look here.
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Look at that, 500 Space Command.
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Watch them, watch them channels. You
know, when you push it like this, they
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start whizzing on by.
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Yeah, go ahead and try it. Oh, no,
you're not conning me into going along
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this. Now, this is a hot TV, and we're
going to take it back and get the $50.
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We can't take it back.
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What do you mean we can't take it back?
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The place ain't there.
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What do you mean the place ain't there?
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I mean the place is gone.
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The place just can't disappear.
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This one can.
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See, a guy's groovy grab bag is a panel
truck.
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Yeah, an unmarked one, too, I suppose.
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Most exuberantly.
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Well, we're gonna go out in the street
and look for this guy anyway.
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Well, it won't do no good, because you
ain't gonna find him.
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See, he only come out once a month, and
then he never stops in the same place
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twice. Then that proves that this is a
hot set.
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It don't prove nothing.
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See, this is not a hot set. It's just,
if you mad because I got a nice TV...
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50 bucks, then I'll tell you what, then
just make believe that it's not a new
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set. But, Pop, this is a brand new TV.
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Look over here on the side. It looks
like somebody's been playing tit -tat
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with a carving knife.
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That proves it's a used set.
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I don't know what you're talking about,
man. You might as well face it. That's a
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new set, and it's hot. It's a new hot
set.
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Oh, hello, Grady. Hi, Lamont.
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Lamont.
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Oh, Grady. I just stopped by to see if
we were still going to watch the fights
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tonight. Yeah, we're going to watch the
fight. And look at what we're going to
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watch it on.
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Say, now that looks like a real cool
set.
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Wrong.
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Listen, Grady, don't pay no attention to
Lamont. Here, looky here.
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Look at that nice set.
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That's nice. I used to have a set with
remote control.
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Yeah, and then when you hold it down,
look at that, you ought to see them
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channels just whiz on through.
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Boom, boom. You know what I mean? That's
what my set used to do.
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Yeah.
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And I got fine tuning on there.
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My set had that, too.
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Yeah, and I got push and pull and off
and on switches.
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Well, my set did that.
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Yeah. And look, look at this fine walnut
veneer finish.
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Just like my set.
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You know what?
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This is my set.
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What you talking about?
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This is my set you got.
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No, this ain't none of your set. This is
my set.
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My set was stolen from my house last
week, and this is my set.
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You must be crazy, Grady.
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They ought to call you Crazy Grady.
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It's got everything my set has.
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Look here, you look here. You see that
scratch on the side that looks like
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somebody was playing tic -tac -toe on it
with a carving knife?
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My set.
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No, no, it's my set. It's mine. It's
mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.
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Mine. Mine.
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Mine.
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Mine.
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Give me my teeth.
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You better put that set down.
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You give me $50, you can take this set.
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Well, I ain't giving you nothing, you
stubborn, bullheaded old buzzard.
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What's the matter with you? Grady's a
friend of yours.
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He ain't no friend of mine no more.
Well, you ain't no friend of mine no
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neither. Look, Grady, look, just go on
home and I'll handle this, okay?
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You don't have to handle it. I'll handle
it. I'll get the law on him. That's
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what I'll do. Yeah, you come back here,
I'll knock that snuff out your lip.
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Now you've
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done it.
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Grady was one of your best friends.
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Good riddance.
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Well, you're not rid of him yet, because
he said he's going to come back here
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with the police.
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Oh, he ain't coming back with the
police. And what makes you think he
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Grady would never call the police.
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Grady couldn't call the police.
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Why is Grady somewhere not calling the
police?
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It's simple, Pop. He says that's his TV,
and I believe him. All right, let's
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assume that this is his TV. Now, not
that it is.
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But just for the sake of assumption,
let's assume that it's his TV.
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Okay? Now, we give him the TV back. What
about my 50 bucks?
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Well, just look on it. It's $50 worth of
experience.
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Do you believe this has been 50 bucks
worth of experience?
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Most exuberant.
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Well, I'll tell you what to do. You give
me 50 bucks, and you take the
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experience, and give him his TV, and
everybody be happy.
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No, no, no, no, you don't. I'm going
upstairs and take a shower, and when I
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back down here, we're going to take
Grady his television set.
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Well, listen, can't we keep it at least
until the fight's over?
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No.
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Anybody could have some scratches on the
TV.
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See, it look like somebody's been
playing tic -tac -toe on the side of us.
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Hello, Mr. Samford.
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Mr. Sanford, I can tell you what I
wanted.
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Whatever it is, we ain't got it. No, no,
I just want to see Lamont. Oh, that we
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got. Maybe too much of it.
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Well, listen, man, I just... Lamont
invited me over to watch the fights
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you know, so I just came over to see
what time they start.
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There's a great fighter on tonight, man,
Porfirio Rios.
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Man, he's good.
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Well, I just canceled your invitation.
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Oh, man.
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Listen, why don't you watch the fights
on your own TV?
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Very simple, man. I don't have a TV.
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You don't have TV?
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No.
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Why don't you have a TV?
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They're expensive, man. I can't afford
it.
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Julio, come in a minute.
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Have a seat over there in my chair.
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Your chair?
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Yeah.
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Did you ever think of getting yourself a
TV?
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Oh, sure, man. I'm going to get one. One
of these things you watch.
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Look at this, Vanina.
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Look at this.
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See, you don't even have to get up to
change the channel. Hey, that's a good
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thing to have, man.
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Yeah, well, when were you thinking of
getting yourself one? Well, as soon as I
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save enough money. I'm saving for one
right now. How much have you saved so
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Fifty dollars.
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Sold.
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What?
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Sold to the Puerto Rican.
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What are you talking about?
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I just sold you my step for fifty bucks.
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You just sold me your TV set for $50?
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Mm -hmm.
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What's wrong with it?
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Ain't nothing wrong with it. It's just
black and white, and we're going to get
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color set.
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Man, but I am sure you can get more than
$50 for this set.
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Yeah, I feel that way, too.
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But all I need is a down payment on the
color set, and I need it right away.
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And besides, you're Lamont's friend.
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Oh.
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But are you sure, Mr. Stanford? I mean,
I was thinking of paying at least $200
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for a set. Oh, you could pay $200 for a
new set, but this is a used set. See,
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look over here at them scratches over
there on the side.
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Oh, yeah.
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It looks like someone was playing Tiki
-Taki -Toa on it.
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Nice, man.
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Yeah, well, if it's a deal, give me 50
bucks.
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Give me the 50 bucks, and I can get out
of town, put it down on the color TV
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set, and have it here by the night.
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And then that's all I need.
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Hey, it's a deal, man.
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Hey, listen, that's fantastic.
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You got yourself a deal, huh?
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Here's the $50 right here, man.
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There's $10, $20, $30, and $20 .50.
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Yeah. Fantastic.
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Look at the set, man.
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Hey, listen, if you can get your TV by
today, you come over tonight, huh, and
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watch the fight. You come and watch
Porfirio. Yeah, thanks.
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I'll get that door for you. Oh, thanks,
man.
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Lamont is going to be surprised, huh?
Yeah, he'll be surprised all right.
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Is he home? Why don't we tell him, huh?
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No, no, no. Let him be surprised. Let's
go tell him.
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This is really nice of you, Mr. Sapo.
Gracias.
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Hasta luego, huh? Yeah. Hasta luego to
you, too.
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Hey, Pop!
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Dummy. Pop!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, a little coordinating.
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Who were you just talking to? Uh, it was
a customer. Oh.
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Hey, where's the television set? What
happened to the TV?
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That's what I sold to the customer.
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You sold it? What did you do that for?
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Well, I buy and sell junk. But that
television wasn't junk.
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Sure it was. See, junk is something that
you don't want. And you didn't want the
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TV, so I made it junk. So I sold it.
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What's the matter with you? Do you know
what that makes you?
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Yeah, even Steven.
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That makes you a fence.
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Receiving and selling stolen goods makes
you a fence.
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Nobody proved that that television was
stolen. Pop, that set was stolen out of
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Grady's house, and you know it. Who
says?
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Grady says.
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I could have said it was mine.
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See, that's just hearsay evidence, and
that's inadmissible.
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Where'd you learn that from, Perry
Mason?
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No, Watergate.
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Well, if you're so sure the set wasn't
stolen, why did you sell it?
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Because I got tired of listening to all
that inadmissible evidence at this point
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in time.
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You're going to get in trouble, Pop. I
don't know what's the matter with you.
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You're so upset and you know it was
crazy.
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I'm back.
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Well, how are you?
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I told you I was coming back with the
police.
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Well, here's the police.
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Ask me. Go ahead. Ask me. Ask me do I
see the guilty party in this room.
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Yes, I do that. That's him right there.
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That one standing right over here.
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Well, we may as well get right to the
crux of the matter, Mr. Sanford.
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We're here to ascertain the veracity of
a citizen complaint regarding purloined
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property supposedly taken from his
premises.
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Have you got Grady's TV?
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00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,250
No, I ain't got Grady's TV.
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Not now, not ever. Oh, yes, he does.
It's right over here. I'll show you.
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It's gone.
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I didn't hear nothing. You did.
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I did. You did. Hold that.
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You did, too.
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I didn't hear nothing. I said hold that.
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What happened, Lamont?
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Did Fred hide the TV?
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He didn't hide it, Jonesy. He sold it.
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Sold it? You sold my TV?
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You just said it was your TV. I could
have said it was mine.
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Well, it was mine.
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Mine. Mine. Mine.
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Mine. Mine. All right, all right.
Everybody hold it down. It was my set.
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It was my set. I said hold it down.
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Now, who'd you sell that set to, Fred?
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Who did I sell it to?
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00:17:08,730 --> 00:17:10,849
That's right. Who did you sell the set
to?
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Well, I just buy and sell junk.
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I don't just ask people what they're
doing and what they're bringing in. I
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open my door and start selling. You mean
to tell me you can't remember a
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customer that was just in here a few
minutes ago?
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Was he from around here?
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No, he was a foreigner.
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A foreigner?
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That's right. I don't discriminate. I
sell to anybody.
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Excuse me, everybody.
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Look, Mr. Sanford, they said you sold
me. I'm having trouble with the remote
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control. You sold Julio to Ted? I
thought you said you sold it to a
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00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,350
Well, he's a Puerto Rican, ain't he?
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00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:50,730
Wait a minute, Mr. Sanford. Easy,
Caballero.
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I'll take this.
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Now, look at this. This could be Exhibit
A.
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Okay, check that out.
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How could you do that? How could you
sell a set to Julio?
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00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:03,610
How could I do it? He came in here and
wanted to buy a TV, so I sold it to him.
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00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,450
Ain't that right, Julio?
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enough trouble in here already.
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00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:15,020
I don't understand what's going on. Now,
whose TV set is this anyway?
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00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,480
Yours. Mine. His.
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00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,719
No, it ain't. His.
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His. His.
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Gentlemen, gentlemen, please.
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His, too.
332
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:23,139
My set.
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00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:24,200
Julio, where'd you get this set?
334
00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:28,780
Look, Mr. Stanford sold me that TV set
for $50, man. And where'd you get it,
335
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:32,620
Fred? Uh, I bought it off this guy for
50 bucks.
336
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:36,300
Grady, where'd you get it? I bought it
off this guy for $50.
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00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,320
Guys, groovy grab bag?
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00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,100
How'd you know that?
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00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:45,000
You've been the victims of one of the
scourges of society.
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00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:49,920
Those who prey upon an unsuspecting
public in order to satisfy their
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and criminal ambitions.
342
00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,740
In other words, you've been torn off.
343
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,040
Ripped off. Ripped off.
344
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,520
Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say this
would happen?
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00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,940
Okay, Jonesy, what happens now? Well, we
have to work backward.
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00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,680
Now, Fred, you shouldn't have sold this
set to Julio. Now, wait a second, man.
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00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:13,860
If this is a set you're not supposed to
sell, I want my $50 back.
348
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,740
That's right, Pop. Give Julio his $50
back. Give him his money.
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00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:17,940
That's right. Come on, man.
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00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,300
Now,
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00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,740
look here. Julio gave his $50 back.
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00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:37,450
and I get my TV back. Oh, no, you can't
keep that set, Fred. Grady's right, you
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00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,110
can't keep the set, Fred. Yeah, so you
can't keep my set.
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00:19:40,410 --> 00:19:42,790
Thanks, Josie. You can't keep it either,
Grady.
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00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,870
What? Well, there's a trademark on the
underside of that set which traces it
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00:19:47,870 --> 00:19:52,470
directly to a commercial establishment
known as Damn the TV Man. And Damn the
357
00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:55,830
Man was recently burglarized by persons
or person unknown.
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00:19:56,290 --> 00:19:57,510
Then I'm out of a cent.
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00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:00,110
And I'm out of 50 bucks.
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00:20:00,410 --> 00:20:01,590
Look at it this way, Fred.
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00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:03,680
You're helping the set get back where it
belongs.
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00:20:03,980 --> 00:20:05,400
Dan the TV man will be happy.
363
00:20:05,940 --> 00:20:08,020
Yeah, but Samford the sucker is sad.
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00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:13,740
Let's go, Hoppy.
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00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,940
Yep, gentlemen.
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00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,000
Time for us to crack.
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00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,060
Split, split. Yeah.
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00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,600
I hope you're satisfied, Grace.
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00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,060
I'm out of here. 50 bucks.
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00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:34,100
Well, you shouldn't have sold my set.
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00:20:34,620 --> 00:20:38,280
That wasn't none of your set. It was,
too. It was mine. It was mine. It was
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00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,060
mine. It was mine. It was mine.
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00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:45,080
It was my set. It was my set. Hey,
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00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:52,220
Julio, what'd you think of
375
00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:55,040
that last round, man? That new car,
Jackson, is a bad dude.
376
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,180
Jackson? What are you talking about?
He's wearing it instead of our man.
377
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:00,100
Yeah, he's wearing out his hands on
Portfolio's head.
378
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:03,840
Portfolio? Hey, man, Portfolio. He's
just playing it cool, man. You watch.
379
00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:08,280
He's gonna let him tire himself out and
then, yeah, pow, man, like dynamite.
380
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,200
Yeah, well, he better hurry up, because
he ain't got but three more rounds to do
381
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,860
it, and round eight is about ready to
start. That's right, man. We better get
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00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:17,340
ready. Yeah, hey, Pop, Brady, round
eight's getting ready to start. You
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00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,340
get out of here. Pop!
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00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,720
I heard you ain't think we step, dummy.
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00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,480
How many more?
386
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:25,540
How many more rounds you say we got?
There's just three more.
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00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:27,380
All right.
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