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[* bright music playing]
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[cars honking]
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[indistinct street chatter]
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[lawyer]
So Anne St. Marie.
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Address, 386 Dupont Street,
apartment 6F.
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Profession,
retired poetry professor.
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- Mm.
- And Madeline St. Marie.
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Address, the same.
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Profession, bicycle messenger.
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And Madeline is
your granddaughter.
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And you would like to initiate
adoption proceedings?
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So you would like to adopt
your adult granddaughter
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so that she's legally
your daughter?
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That's right.
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How long have you lived here?
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[Anne] 1972.
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Ah.
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Rent control.
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Yeah. And the lease stipulates
that it can only be passed on
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to a spouse or child?
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Otherwise, the rent
could be raised
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to current market value.
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Oh, I don't, I don't know.
I-I'd have to check.
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[* bright music continues]
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♪
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Well, in that case,
I suppose we should start
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on that adoption paperwork.
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{\an8}[* bright music continues]
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[Maddy] Three months.
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Why does it gotta take
three months?
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I had to grease a few palms
to get it through that fast.
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{\an8}It usually takes six.
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{\an8}When are you home tonight?
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{\an8}- 6:30.
- Yeah, well,
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{\an8}don't be late
for "Jeopardy!" again.
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{\an8}Nana, come on.
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{\an8}Guy got hit by
a waffle truck last night.
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{\an8}It's a one-time thing.
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{\an8}Hey, Otto. When are you going
to fix the hallway lights?
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{\an8}When you going to kiss my ass
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{\an8}for living in such
a palatial apartment
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{\an8}for a pittance?
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{\an8}You know how much I could
be charging for that place?
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{\an8}Yep. Rent control's
a bitch, ain't it?
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{\an8}Well, it takes one
to know one, you old crone.
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{\an8}[bell clanging]
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{\an8}Oh.
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{\an8}Oh, um,
go ahead, please.
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{\an8}Well, it's the best one.
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{\an8}- You should have it.
- No. Please, I-I insist
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{\an8}I have taken the plum
that was at the fruit stand,
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{\an8}which you were probably
eyeing for breakfast.
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You are forgiven.
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It looks delicious.
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So sweet and so cold.
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♪ Dream of ♪
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♪ Dream away ♪
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♪ Dream your dream ♪
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♪ Forever ♪
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{\an8}Real asshole,
that William Carlos Williams.
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{\an8}Steal someone's plum
and then write a poem about it?
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Yeah. He was the worst.
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[chuckles]
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{\an8}[Ken Jennings] [on TV]
Big Beefhead was one nickname
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{\an8}for this late
19th century president.
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{\an8}Who was Grover Cleveland?
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{\an8}[Ken] Grover Cleveland.
Good for a thousand.
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{\an8}- Back to you.
- [contestant] Off, 1,000.
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{\an8}[Ken] Kick out the R
from a pile of stones
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{\an8}on a hiking trail
and wander aimlessly.
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{\an8}Nana, you okay?
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What should we watch
after this?
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{\an8}Uh, "Michael Clayton."
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{\an8}Nana, you always want
to watch "Michael Clayton."
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{\an8}It's the perfect movie.
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{\an8}[contestant]
What is Nova Scotia?
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{\an8}[Ken] You got it.
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{\an8}[contestant] Wild lines, 200.
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{\an8}[* bright music playing]
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[door lock clicks]
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{\an8}Nana, I'm home early.
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{\an8}[Anne screams]
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[Maddy] Nana?
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Nana?
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Nana?
Oh, what the...
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[Anne screaming]
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- What the...
- [spray hisses]
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- [women screaming]
- Oh, fuck! Oh!
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Looked at Grandma's
pussy eyes! God!
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Here.
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This is my girlfriend,
Kate.
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Kate Forster. Hello.
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Sorry.
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We really didn't
expect you till later.
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Oh, yeah, no, careful.
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I don't think
you should scrub.
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I-it's more of a dab.
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I think I got it.
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Thank you so much,
Kate Forster.
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Okay, well, I'm sensing
a little bit of hostility.
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Does it make you
uncomfortable
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my relationship
with your grandmother?
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Yeah.
It's-it's-it's walking in
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on my nana having sex
with a stranger
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that makes me
a little uncomfortable.
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Mitten, I, I understand
this is a shock.
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I think it just,
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I haven't really pictured you
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in a romantic context
outside of Grandpa, so...
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No, I loved
your grandpa very much.
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It's just,
when I was younger,
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I, I dated
quite a few people,
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men and women,
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and it's been a joy for me
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to reconnect with
that part of myself.
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Nana, if you're happy,
I'm happy.
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Really?
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Well, you still seem
kind of upset.
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It's probably from
the pepper spray, Kate.
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And you know what?
Now that this Band Aid's
been torn off,
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I've been waiting
for the right moment
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to bring this up.
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I've asked Kate
to move in with us.
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[Kate exclaims]
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It's going to be fun, roomie.
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[* ominous music playing]
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- I'm not the guy that you kill.
I'm the guy that you buy.
- [persistent tapping]
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Are you so fucking blind
you don't even see what I am?
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I'm the easiest part
of your whole goddamn problem,
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and you're going to kill me?
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- [loud chewing]
- Don't you know who I am?
I'm a fixer.
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[paper rustling]
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[Michael Clayton]
...shoplifting housewives
to bent congressmen
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and you're going to kill me?
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[sighs]
Anything wrong, Maddy?
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No, nothing's wrong.
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Just trying to...
watch the movie.
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This movie is dumb.
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All they do is talk.
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I mean, I can't even
follow the plot.
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They talk in movies.
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And it's also because
you're not paying attention.
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- I mean--
- Girls. Girls!
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Please.
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It's fine.
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It's just a movie.
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- [woman] One second.
- [man] Everything okay?
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[Michael] You're so fucked.
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What?
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You're fucked.
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- [Anne] Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
- [bed rattling, creaking]
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Yes! Yes! [moans]
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[women moaning]
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[* ominous music playing]
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[multiple locks clicking]
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I need you to do
something for me.
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- [* ominous music continues]
- [paper rustles]
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[machines rattling]
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[file thumps]
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Ah, Maddy.
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Delicates day for you as well?
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Am I meant to pick up
this folder?
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Look inside?
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What might it contain?
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"Jeopardy!" clues?
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[Maddy]
Your name isn't Kate Forster.
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It's Amelia Peek.
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And you're a liar
and a felon.
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Pieces of paper
could never contain
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the totality
of a human life.
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I don't care about
the totality of your life.
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I care about
your prison record
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and the three warrants
you have out for your arrest.
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Admit it. You're after
my nana's incredible
rent-controlled apartment.
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When I see your nana,
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I see her beauty...
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and her wonderful mind
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and her endless capacity
for sensual delights.
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And quite frankly,
it concerns me
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that when you look at her,
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all you see is
a nice, cheap apartment.
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Yeah. I ain't buying
that shit.
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You're an absolute fraud.
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You're going to break it off
and you're going
to leave town now.
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Or?
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Or I'm sure
the Minnesota Bureau
of Criminal Apprehension
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will be very interested
to learn your whereabouts.
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[washing machine chiming]
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{\an8}[machine whirring]
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Do you think it's wise...
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to threaten the person
in this packet?
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[* ominous music playing]
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You don't know me
or what I've done...
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or what I'm capable of.
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[* ominous music continues]
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Stay away from my nana.
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- [soda fizzes]
- Wowza.
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That spin cycle is
really something else.
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Get the fuck out of town.
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Okay, you win.
I'll go.
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But can you just give me
a couple days to say goodbye?
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I want to let Anne down gently.
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You can have one day.
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[door opens, slams shut]
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[soda fizzing]
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♪ Dream of ♪
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♪ Dream away ♪
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♪ Dream your dream ♪
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♪ Forever and a day ♪
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♪ If I could build a dream ♪
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♪ And make my dream come true ♪
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♪ I'd like to be ♪
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♪ On a ship that's sailing ♪
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♪ Around the world
all alone with you ♪
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♪ If I could make a wish ♪
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♪ I'd make my wish... ♪
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[Maddy]
You said you'd do it at 3.
It's now 3:05.
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- Hmm.
- Quit stalling.
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Alright. Alright.
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I just have some laundry
in the wash.
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Would you mind
advancing it for me?
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I'm not doing
your fucking laundry.
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I just need a minute alone
with her, okay?
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And then I'll be out
of your hair... forever.
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- Hey, Nana?
- Yeah.
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I'm just going to pop down
and do some laundry, okay?
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- Okay, Mittens. Love you.
- I love you too.
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[* ominous music playing]
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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[door thuds]
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[sighs]
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[* ominous music continues]
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[washer chiming]
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[washer rumbling]
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- [Maddy coughing]
- [washer rumbling]
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[gasping]
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[handle rattling]
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[* music swells, stops]
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What do you think about
putting in a breakfast nook?
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Hmm. Could be nice.
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[* gentle music playing]
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♪
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[Charlie Cale]
I think this is going
to be good for me.
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I got a good feeling
about this.
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[Good Buddy] [on radio]
New York City? Please explain.
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Well, here's my working theory.
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Everywhere I go,
I get sucked into
other people's bullshit.
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Well, but here,
the sheer volume of people,
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I mean, just the amount
of bullshit.
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Well, I suspect it might work
like some kind of a,
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I don't know,
white noise machine.
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And, me,
I can just be a person.
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00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,366
Now you're sure I'm not
putting you out, right?
255
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:28,034
[Good Buddy]
I haven't lived
in Brooklyn for years.
256
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,836
I keep it as a tax write-off.
257
00:14:29,936 --> 00:14:31,404
My poor pillows
go unrumpled.
258
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,974
Eh. Okay, well, I'll be sure
to rumple 'em good for you.
259
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,150
Good morning.
260
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,251
Hi.
261
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,721
Wow.
262
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:48,922
Hey. Hey, there.
263
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,424
Uh, those getting, uh,
264
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,127
scalloped
or mashed or... Ow.
265
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,965
You're right.
None of my business.
266
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,103
Ours is not to reason
why so many potatoes.
267
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,538
See you.
268
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,575
[* bright music playing]
269
00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,154
Oh ho!
Home is where the mustard is.
270
00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:25,191
Who are you?
Are you subletting?
271
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,993
Subletting is
strictly forbidden.
272
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,729
No, I'm, uh...
I'm just, uh...
273
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,297
I'm cat sitting
for my Good Buddy.
274
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:34,067
He has a pet?
That is so much worse.
275
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:38,104
No, no, I said cactus sitting.
Cactus. Uh...
276
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,439
You didn't let me finish.
I, uh...
277
00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,675
Yeah, s-so I'm just here
to water his succulents.
278
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:43,376
So you're not staying here?
279
00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,145
Absolutely not.
280
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,882
Fine. But cacti famously
don't require a lot of water.
281
00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:50,016
So I shouldn't see you
around here
282
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,118
for at least another
10 days.
283
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,689
Okay, I-I-I will put that
on my calendar, commendatore.
284
00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,190
[lock clicks]
285
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,127
Phew. Geez.
286
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,329
[door thuds]
287
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,466
Oh, yes.
288
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:17,677
- [keys jingle]
- [sighs]
289
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:20,380
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
290
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,550
Huh.
291
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,619
- [door thuds]
- [sighs]
292
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,356
[sighs]
293
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,093
[footsteps tapping rhythmically]
294
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,367
Hmm.
295
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:43,536
[humming]
296
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:47,173
[* bright music playing]
297
00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:49,409
Gosh, Abdul, this is really
some place you got here.
298
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,880
I mean, you got smoothies,
uh, chainsaws, cheese
299
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,615
as far as the eye can see.
300
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,083
Snow globes.
301
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,254
Yeah. You think
I could get a job here?
302
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:04,290
I don't know who you are.
303
00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,127
Oh, I'm Charlie,
Charlie Cale,
just lookin' for a job.
304
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,828
[customer] Excuse me, sir.
305
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,230
I bought this
cantaloupe here earlier,
306
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:13,733
and it is just
completely unacceptable.
307
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,934
That's bullshit.
308
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,070
[Abdul] I'm sorry.
Do you want another?
309
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,774
No, what I'd like is
to exchange it for four mangoes.
310
00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:21,941
I think it's perfectly fair.
311
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,410
Also bullshit.
312
00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,846
I'm sorry.
Can I help you?
313
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,381
Hmm.
314
00:17:29,683 --> 00:17:30,684
Help? Um, uh...
315
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:32,552
You're fine.
316
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:36,322
Honestly, your fruit scams
are your business.
317
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,659
Well, maybe it could be
our business.
318
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,295
Let me buy you a pasta dinner.
319
00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:45,632
I want to know everything
there is to know about you.
320
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:47,534
Oh, gosh.
321
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:51,905
You don't mean that
but, uh, flattered nonetheless.
322
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:53,940
Oh, you got a keen sense
of the truth, huh?
323
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,877
You're what I like to call
a eagle-eyed Jim.
324
00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,646
An Honest Thomas.
325
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:02,515
And other things,
I'm sure.
326
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,919
Lucille Lambchop.
Thanks, Abdul. See you.
327
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,120
Alright.
328
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,556
[* bright music playing]
329
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:14,194
[Otto] Hey, cactus lady.
330
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,329
Hey!
331
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,332
I'm talking to you.
332
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,268
I still see you.
333
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,537
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
334
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,672
Shit.
335
00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,209
[sighs] God.
336
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,111
Did you shut that door?
337
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,546
Uh, yeah. Sorry. Why?
338
00:18:36,850 --> 00:18:39,519
[door rattling]
339
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,754
[sighs]
340
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,589
This place is a death trap.
341
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,491
The landlord doesn't fix
a goddamn thing.
342
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:47,994
Uh, Otto, right?
Well, that's the guy
I was fleeing.
343
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:52,032
It turns out I guess
he doesn't really like
subletters, so, uh...
344
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,200
Geez, man. Shit.
345
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,669
How do we get out of here?
346
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,470
What are you doing?
347
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,740
I'm a bike messenger,
so prepared for anything.
348
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,975
Packages and stuff.
349
00:19:02,075 --> 00:19:03,810
- Fucking Otto.
- Right.
350
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,413
Fucking Otto.
351
00:19:08,048 --> 00:19:10,150
This is like
Chernobylicious, huh?
352
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,719
[machine chimes]
353
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,921
[machine rattling]
354
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,523
- [cup thuds]
- [Charlie] Jesus!
355
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,159
[sighs] Spin cycle on
these things is bananas.
356
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,527
Seems so. Seems so.
357
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:23,396
Okay. Sorry about that.
Sorry about the door.
358
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,065
You know, I'm new here,
and I don't know protocol.
359
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,199
I don't really
know the protocol
360
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:28,301
because I'm not supposed
to be living here anyway.
361
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:30,570
[exhales forcefully]
362
00:19:31,071 --> 00:19:32,806
- I'm Charlie, by the way.
- Maddy.
363
00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,007
Hey, Maddy.
364
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,710
So you've been here
living here a while?
365
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:40,780
A couple years.
I live with my nana.
366
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,282
Um, she's been here forever.
367
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,050
Parents kicked me out
in high school,
368
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,885
and she took me in.
369
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,054
[pin clangs]
370
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,056
[door creaks]
371
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:51,591
[door thuds]
372
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,730
Do you like "Jeopardy!"?
373
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:00,734
Well, it sure has
a way of finding me.
374
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:04,371
I can't say I like it.
375
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,573
Though there is
something invigorating
376
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,908
about confronting
your own mortality.
377
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,478
I meant the game show.
378
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:12,912
Oh.
379
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,981
Well, Yeah. Fuck yeah.
380
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:16,583
[all] Who is
Buckminster Fuller?
381
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:18,184
[Ken]
Buckminster Fuller
is the dome guy.
382
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,453
- That's correct.
- [audience cheering]
383
00:20:21,087 --> 00:20:22,789
What a life, huh?
384
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,723
It's just like,
385
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,026
honeydew, "Jeopardy!."
What more could you want?
386
00:20:26,126 --> 00:20:28,695
Well, we could watch
"Michael Clayton" for
the 800th time.
387
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,263
Oh, perfect movie.
388
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,998
I knew I liked you.
389
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,466
Yeah.
390
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:38,738
Man, Anne, this is,
like, some place, huh?
391
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,241
What are you,
an oligarch or something?
392
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,343
Retired poetry professor.
393
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,979
I've been in here since
the early '70s though.
394
00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:47,047
And it's rent controlled.
395
00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:49,549
Holy holy grail
of apartments.
396
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:52,118
We're trying to work it
so we can keep
the cheap rent forever.
397
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:53,319
So Nana's going to adopt me.
398
00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,288
- [Anne] Mm-hmm.
- Wow. No shit?
399
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,456
Oh, I can't wait
to see the look
400
00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,491
on Otto's face
when he finds out.
401
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,961
- [Ricardo] Yoo-hoo?
- In here.
402
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:03,463
Sorry I'm late.
403
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,565
- Had to pick the right mango.
- Ooh.
404
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:06,866
Thank you.
405
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:08,902
And you are?
406
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,603
Ah, Charlie.
407
00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:12,605
New to the building,
but don't tell Otto.
408
00:21:12,706 --> 00:21:16,109
Charlie, do you have
your library card yet?
409
00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:18,511
- Huh?
- [Anne] Uh-oh. Here we go.
410
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,814
- What?
- Ricardo's a very
passionate librarian.
411
00:21:20,914 --> 00:21:23,016
[Ricardo]
It's not just my job,
it's my calling.
412
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,952
If you ever need
something researched,
I'm your guy.
413
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:29,656
Wow. So Ricardo,
you're like a walking,
talking epitome
414
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,324
of don't judge a book
by its cover, huh?
415
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,593
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah, are they, uh...
416
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:36,463
- are they hiring?
- Uh, kind of.
417
00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:40,467
Downside is
the librarians' union
is so corrupt.
418
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,635
Dude, do you need a job?
You should have asked me.
419
00:21:42,736 --> 00:21:44,304
- I can hook you up.
- [Charlie] Oh, it's going
to be alright.
420
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,206
I did see a, a flyer
421
00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,441
for a remote work
opportunity, so...
422
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,910
Stop sign, person.
423
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,812
Stop sign, person.
424
00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:53,913
Stop sign.
425
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:55,882
Stop sign, person.
426
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:57,050
Stop sign.
427
00:21:57,150 --> 00:21:58,885
Stop sign, person.
428
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,153
- Hello.
- Person.
429
00:22:00,253 --> 00:22:01,588
Oh, sorry!
430
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,990
Uh, do you want
this coffee?
431
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,030
Do I want this coffee?
432
00:22:11,231 --> 00:22:12,499
It's just a regular
black coffee,
433
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:14,401
and they accidentally
made me two
434
00:22:14,501 --> 00:22:18,204
and you just kind of
look sad at your laptop,
435
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:20,073
dead-eyed, tapping.
436
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:21,541
Me? No, no, no. I...
437
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,277
Hey, I-I'll have
you know that,
438
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:27,681
well, I am a bonafide
CAPTCHA technician.
439
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,816
Yeah. You see?
So I basically, I decide
440
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,018
what's stop signs
and what's not all day.
441
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,586
I mean, it is dirty work,
442
00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:35,889
but, you know,
somebody's gotta do it.
443
00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:37,490
Sure.
444
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,530
Not coffee.
It's not coffee.
445
00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:46,199
Butterscotch
pumpkin mochaccino.
446
00:22:46,299 --> 00:22:47,734
They messed it up.
447
00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,102
I am so sorry.
448
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:52,005
Oh. And I said it was
black coffee and I lied.
That's awful.
449
00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:53,673
Ah, no, no, it's fine.
450
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:55,642
You're trying to do
something nice and,
and you didn't lie.
451
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:57,811
- They-they-they messed it up.
- I can return it.
452
00:22:57,911 --> 00:22:59,746
Mm. Mm.
453
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,115
It's growing on me.
454
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,085
Well, leave it to me to fuck up
a random act of kindness.
455
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,588
Pay it forward, I guess.
456
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:12,058
Crosswalk.
457
00:23:12,325 --> 00:23:13,760
Building.
458
00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:15,528
Firetruck.
459
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,163
Crowd.
460
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:20,100
Everyone, if I could have
your attention.
461
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,136
There was an accident
involving toxic chemicals
462
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,371
in the laundry room.
463
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,439
We should all steer clear
for a few days.
464
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,475
Hi. Hey. You said we?
465
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,977
Sure. I live here.
466
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,312
Micky, 1G.
467
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,180
Oh, wow. Uh, 1G.
468
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,448
Hey, I'm GG.
469
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,317
So I'm right below you.
470
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,852
Who's the tap dancer?
471
00:23:39,219 --> 00:23:40,487
That would be me.
472
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:42,622
Oh, boy. You're a real
John Bubbles, huh?
473
00:23:42,722 --> 00:23:45,658
I had a short-lived
off-Broadway career,
474
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:48,428
but now I just do it
to relieve stress sometimes.
475
00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:50,764
Oh yeah, of course.
Do you ever miss the limelight?
476
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:52,599
Sometimes.
This pays the bills.
477
00:23:52,699 --> 00:23:54,200
I got a wife and kid now.
478
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,602
Could you tell me
what happened?
479
00:23:55,702 --> 00:23:57,470
Hey, Micky,
need a hand here.
480
00:23:57,570 --> 00:24:00,073
- See ya.
- It's a freak accident, apparently.
481
00:24:01,474 --> 00:24:03,410
Tenant was doing laundry,
482
00:24:03,510 --> 00:24:05,712
spilled some bleach
on some descaler,
483
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:08,948
and the sodium hypochlorite
reacted
484
00:24:09,049 --> 00:24:11,851
with the phosphoric acid
and created chlorine gas.
485
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,922
The broken lock meant
the tenant was trapped inside.
486
00:24:16,022 --> 00:24:17,157
Gosh, they died?
487
00:24:17,257 --> 00:24:18,725
- Yes.
- Jesus.
488
00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:20,460
Also, are you
a chemist or something?
489
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,862
'Cause that was
a very detailed breakdown.
490
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:23,596
No, no.
491
00:24:23,697 --> 00:24:25,532
I was an
investigative journalist
492
00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:27,801
for "The Observer"
before I got blackballed
493
00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:29,703
after sucker punching
Rex Reed.
494
00:24:29,803 --> 00:24:31,905
- No shit?
- Then I did a stint
495
00:24:32,005 --> 00:24:35,408
as managing editor
at "Vague" before retiring.
496
00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:36,843
Oh, "Vogue."
I mean, that's a big deal.
497
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,612
No, no.
"Vague" magazine.
Different publication.
498
00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,614
Ah. What's that one about?
499
00:24:42,182 --> 00:24:43,616
This and that.
500
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,554
Hey, do you know
who the tenant was?
501
00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,790
No, but I knew
her grandmother, Anne.
502
00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:52,659
She's lived here forever.
503
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:54,961
[* somber music playing]
504
00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,062
Oh, geez.
505
00:24:57,097 --> 00:24:58,198
Oh, shit.
506
00:25:04,404 --> 00:25:05,872
[knocking on door]
507
00:25:07,540 --> 00:25:09,209
[Kate] Oh, hello again.
508
00:25:09,309 --> 00:25:10,410
Nice fruit.
509
00:25:10,777 --> 00:25:12,245
To what do I owe
the pleasure?
510
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,949
I'm, uh, I'm looking
for Anne.
511
00:25:16,049 --> 00:25:17,984
Mm. She's in mourning
right now.
512
00:25:18,084 --> 00:25:21,888
Yeah, I know. It's, uh...
It's awful. I, uh...
513
00:25:22,555 --> 00:25:24,958
I came by to say
how sorry I was.
514
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:27,227
By bringing a pineapple?
515
00:25:29,229 --> 00:25:30,597
Oh, I, uh...
516
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,866
Yeah, I remember
that Anne likes fruit.
517
00:25:32,966 --> 00:25:35,235
And someone did
something nice for me,
518
00:25:35,335 --> 00:25:36,836
told me to pass it on. I...
519
00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,105
A pineapple
of condolence.
520
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,108
A lovely gesture.
She'll be very touched.
521
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:46,746
Yeah. Sorry. So sorry.
522
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:50,150
Just, uh, you said
you're a friend of Anne's?
523
00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:51,384
We're engaged actually.
524
00:25:51,484 --> 00:25:53,953
- Bullshit.
- Excuse me?
525
00:25:54,688 --> 00:25:56,723
Sorry. Forget it. I...
526
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:58,658
None of my business.
527
00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,260
Oh, that's right.
528
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,395
You're a savvy one.
529
00:26:02,495 --> 00:26:03,997
Eagle-eyed Jim.
530
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:06,232
Well, we're going
to be engaged.
531
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:07,634
- Ah.
- Very soon.
532
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,469
You said you,
you live here?
533
00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,805
But it's nuts, I, uh...
534
00:26:11,905 --> 00:26:13,673
I was here a few weeks ago.
I thought, uh,
535
00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:14,708
I thought it was just Anne
and Maddy.
536
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:16,443
Recent development.
537
00:26:16,810 --> 00:26:18,178
Thanks for the pineapple.
538
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:20,914
[door thuds]
539
00:26:25,852 --> 00:26:28,621
Those must be
some thirsty cacti.
540
00:26:28,722 --> 00:26:30,757
Either that
or you are a liar.
541
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:33,893
A dirty, filthy,
subletting liar.
542
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:36,396
You have a lot of nerve, okay?
543
00:26:36,496 --> 00:26:37,630
A woman is dead
because of you.
544
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,332
Oh, that's baloney.
545
00:26:39,432 --> 00:26:40,500
You refused to fix the lock.
546
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,736
She got stuck,
and now her blood is
547
00:26:42,836 --> 00:26:44,471
on your cheapskate hands.
548
00:26:44,571 --> 00:26:46,973
But I did fix the lock.
549
00:26:47,507 --> 00:26:48,742
Huh?
550
00:26:48,842 --> 00:26:50,477
Wait, that's true. What?
551
00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:52,312
[* ominous music playing]
552
00:26:52,412 --> 00:26:53,747
The bleach fell from there
553
00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,982
and, uh, well,
that must be the descaler,
554
00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,084
which I have to say,
that sounds like some sort
555
00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,354
of a weird torture device
for iguanas.
556
00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,922
Hmm.
557
00:27:03,289 --> 00:27:05,058
Chernobylicious.
558
00:27:06,993 --> 00:27:09,496
Hey, that bottle was
on that shelf.
559
00:27:09,596 --> 00:27:10,730
I recognize the goo.
560
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,065
Oh, the descaler?
561
00:27:12,165 --> 00:27:14,000
I use it on
the boiler sometimes.
562
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:17,270
Okay. So then
what's it doing down here?
563
00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:20,940
Clearly someone moved it.
564
00:27:22,509 --> 00:27:23,710
[clicks tongue]
565
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:25,745
Eh, Otto, I'm going
to ask you something,
566
00:27:25,845 --> 00:27:28,348
and I don't want you
to take this personally.
567
00:27:32,352 --> 00:27:33,319
Did you murder Maddy?
568
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,688
What? No!
569
00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:36,589
Ah, you didn't.
570
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,058
- Why would I kill her?
- I don't know.
571
00:27:38,158 --> 00:27:40,193
Gosh, maybe you were,
you know, mad that
they were doing
572
00:27:40,293 --> 00:27:42,429
this whole rent-controlled
adoption scheme
573
00:27:42,529 --> 00:27:43,697
and you wanted to stop it.
574
00:27:43,797 --> 00:27:46,199
They were running
a rent-controlled
adoption scheme?
575
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:49,569
Had I known that,
I would've killed her.
576
00:27:49,669 --> 00:27:51,871
Oh, okay.
That was not a lie.
577
00:27:52,272 --> 00:27:55,175
So, uh, just so I'm clear,
what you're saying is
578
00:27:55,275 --> 00:27:58,378
that you didn't murder Maddy,
but you would've.
579
00:27:58,478 --> 00:27:59,612
Totally.
580
00:27:59,713 --> 00:28:02,349
Your candor is alarming.
581
00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,584
Uh, okay. Ah...
582
00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:06,820
Look, we both agree
this is fishy, right?
583
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,256
I mean, you fix it,
and yet it's broken.
584
00:28:10,357 --> 00:28:11,358
Over here, well,
585
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:14,160
the descaler just flew
over here from nowhere.
586
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,429
And anybody that lives here
knows this laundry room.
587
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:20,400
I mean, they know that
this, uh, spin cycle
is just bonkers.
588
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,702
This isn't
the handle I installed.
589
00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,571
This is a Schlage F50.
590
00:28:24,671 --> 00:28:26,139
I installed a Schlage F30.
591
00:28:26,239 --> 00:28:28,308
I never would've sprung
for an upgraded model.
592
00:28:28,408 --> 00:28:29,409
[Charlie] Oh, I see.
593
00:28:29,509 --> 00:28:31,011
What you're saying is that
594
00:28:31,111 --> 00:28:34,280
whoever bought
this Sludge F50,
595
00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:37,650
well, they're the one
that set up this whole
Rube Goldberg of death?
596
00:28:37,751 --> 00:28:41,054
Who cares? It means
I'm not liable.
597
00:28:41,154 --> 00:28:43,189
Now feed the cacti
and get out.
598
00:28:45,692 --> 00:28:47,327
[* ominous music playing]
599
00:28:47,427 --> 00:28:48,428
Huh.
600
00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,304
I see.
601
00:28:59,906 --> 00:29:02,142
Maybe this will
bring you some comfort?
602
00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,913
This is all I have left
of her now.
603
00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:11,384
I can't believe
this has happened.
604
00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:22,128
"The art of losing
isn't hard to master."
605
00:29:23,797 --> 00:29:26,933
"Though it might look
like disaster."
606
00:29:30,804 --> 00:29:32,172
[sighs]
607
00:29:34,507 --> 00:29:37,110
[paper rustling]
608
00:29:37,377 --> 00:29:38,945
[Kate clears throat]
609
00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:46,152
[* ominous music playing]
610
00:29:50,490 --> 00:29:54,227
Did Maddy have any friends
that worked at the library?
611
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:58,331
Uh, Ricardo in 2B.
612
00:29:58,765 --> 00:30:00,166
Why?
613
00:30:00,266 --> 00:30:02,569
I'm putting together
a tribute
614
00:30:03,069 --> 00:30:05,372
and I don't want
to leave anybody out.
615
00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,009
I'm going to pop out
for a few errands.
616
00:30:09,109 --> 00:30:10,443
Do you want anything?
617
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:14,381
I don't want
to stay here anymore.
618
00:30:18,385 --> 00:30:21,254
It's perfectly normal
to feel that way.
619
00:30:21,721 --> 00:30:23,423
You've suffered a loss
620
00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:28,028
but just remember,
this too shall pass.
621
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:33,233
[footsteps clacking]
622
00:30:36,369 --> 00:30:40,106
[Charlie]
Hey, uh, Abdul.
How's it going?
623
00:30:40,674 --> 00:30:41,708
I don't know who you are.
624
00:30:41,808 --> 00:30:45,545
Oh, gosh. You're not lying,
but you are a little hurtful.
625
00:30:45,645 --> 00:30:46,780
I am in here a lot
626
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,915
and like to think
I have a memorable mug.
627
00:30:49,015 --> 00:30:51,017
Hey, do you remember, um,
628
00:30:51,451 --> 00:30:54,087
did anybody buy one
of these doorknobs recently?
629
00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,757
Oh, yeah. Schlage F50?
Yes, they did.
630
00:30:57,857 --> 00:31:00,827
Oh. Great.
Uh, who was it?
631
00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,462
I have no idea.
632
00:31:02,729 --> 00:31:03,797
- Eh?
- [Abdul] I'm sorry.
633
00:31:03,897 --> 00:31:05,231
I have face blindness.
634
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,934
I can remember people's orders
and purchases
635
00:31:08,034 --> 00:31:10,770
but none of their
physical characteristics.
636
00:31:10,870 --> 00:31:12,672
Oh, got it.
637
00:31:12,772 --> 00:31:16,042
Well, me,
I'm the chopped cheese
with pepperoncinis,
638
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,310
extra provolone, side of vape.
639
00:31:17,410 --> 00:31:19,479
Oh, yes, of course.
Welcome back.
640
00:31:19,579 --> 00:31:20,880
It's good to see you.
641
00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:22,582
You're one of my favorites.
642
00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:24,317
Ah, that's nice.
643
00:31:24,751 --> 00:31:29,889
So, uh, hey, the person
that purchased this doorknob,
644
00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:31,358
you remember their order?
645
00:31:31,825 --> 00:31:34,627
Uh, no,
they don't get sandwiches.
646
00:31:35,195 --> 00:31:37,297
But they do buy
a lot of fruit.
647
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,769
Does it happen to be
a very sweet old lady
648
00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:44,504
who loves poetry?
649
00:31:46,239 --> 00:31:48,241
This is an intense condition.
650
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:51,111
Uh, so, so you don't know
if the person
651
00:31:51,211 --> 00:31:53,279
in question was
a 70-year-old woman?
652
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:58,218
They buy yogurt,
nuts, but mostly fruit.
653
00:31:59,219 --> 00:32:01,521
And often they're not happy
with the fruit too.
654
00:32:02,088 --> 00:32:04,457
Try to return it for multiples
of other fruit.
655
00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,626
[doorbell rings]
656
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:11,297
[chain clinks]
657
00:32:11,865 --> 00:32:13,333
[door thuds]
658
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:16,102
[knife clicks]
659
00:32:17,637 --> 00:32:21,508
Ricardo, I'm not going
to beat around the bush.
660
00:32:21,908 --> 00:32:23,510
I'm bad news.
661
00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:25,945
But you know that
662
00:32:26,046 --> 00:32:28,648
because I read
your little book report.
663
00:32:30,984 --> 00:32:32,385
You've been inside?
664
00:32:33,887 --> 00:32:35,722
Yeah, I've been inside
all day,
665
00:32:35,822 --> 00:32:37,257
but I'm about to go out.
666
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:43,363
Inside, like prison inside.
667
00:32:43,863 --> 00:32:45,398
Oh, no.
668
00:32:45,899 --> 00:32:47,534
Then what's with all the tats?
669
00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:50,403
I just love the art
of visual storytelling.
670
00:32:50,937 --> 00:32:52,072
Huh.
671
00:32:52,539 --> 00:32:54,774
Well, the first thing
you learn inside
672
00:32:55,175 --> 00:32:58,778
is that anyone can be
got to, at any time.
673
00:32:58,878 --> 00:33:00,347
Accidents happen.
674
00:33:00,447 --> 00:33:02,649
Have you ever seen
"Anatomy of a Fall?"
675
00:33:05,185 --> 00:33:06,720
It's a great dog performance.
676
00:33:07,887 --> 00:33:10,190
But people slip and fall.
677
00:33:10,957 --> 00:33:12,359
But without a witness,
678
00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,994
it's impossible to know
if it was an accident
679
00:33:15,095 --> 00:33:16,730
or if they were pushed.
680
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:19,199
[breathing heavily]
681
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:21,835
Do you understand what
I'm saying, Ricardo?
682
00:33:21,935 --> 00:33:23,336
[* ominous music playing]
683
00:33:23,436 --> 00:33:25,038
Are you going to keep
your mouth shut?
684
00:33:25,138 --> 00:33:26,506
[whimpering]
685
00:33:26,606 --> 00:33:27,640
Mm-hmm.
686
00:33:29,542 --> 00:33:30,610
Okay.
687
00:33:31,778 --> 00:33:33,279
Okay, good. [chuckles]
688
00:33:34,514 --> 00:33:36,282
[panting]
689
00:33:36,383 --> 00:33:38,618
Hm, this is a nice place.
690
00:33:42,989 --> 00:33:44,524
Is that a William Eggleston?
691
00:33:53,933 --> 00:33:55,301
[knocking on door]
692
00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:58,238
Ah, great, Ricardo.
693
00:33:58,338 --> 00:34:01,007
Hey, I wanted to ask you
a couple of questions.
694
00:34:01,107 --> 00:34:04,210
Uh, it's about, uh,
Anne's new girlfriend.
695
00:34:04,678 --> 00:34:05,912
You know her, right?
696
00:34:06,246 --> 00:34:09,582
[Ricardo] Um, no.
No, I've never met her.
697
00:34:10,016 --> 00:34:11,351
What?
698
00:34:12,686 --> 00:34:13,687
Bullshit.
699
00:34:15,021 --> 00:34:16,056
Maybe I wasn't clear.
700
00:34:16,156 --> 00:34:17,424
I'm talking about that,
701
00:34:17,524 --> 00:34:19,092
you know,
that uptight chick,
702
00:34:19,192 --> 00:34:20,560
the one with
the sketchy energy?
703
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,596
Oh, you know, I don't like
to judge books by their cover.
704
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:26,399
And who does?
I mean, I don't judge
any books by any covers.
705
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:29,302
Just, do you know
if Katie and Maddy
706
00:34:29,402 --> 00:34:31,104
had, like, a beef
or something?
707
00:34:31,204 --> 00:34:32,772
- I just--
- I don't know anything
708
00:34:34,607 --> 00:34:36,509
[Charlie]
That's bullshit again.
709
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:38,478
What is going on with you?
710
00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:40,980
Seriously? Are you
mixed up in this somehow?
711
00:34:41,381 --> 00:34:43,249
- [Ricardo] No.
- [Charlie] Ricardo,
712
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,918
you know that
this Katie chick
713
00:34:45,018 --> 00:34:47,320
is, uh, shady
as fuck, right?
714
00:34:49,889 --> 00:34:51,825
I mean, she...
715
00:34:55,762 --> 00:34:56,830
Maddy...
716
00:34:57,864 --> 00:34:58,865
Yeah?
717
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:03,470
Hey. Hey, Maddy what?
718
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:06,139
I mean...
719
00:35:06,239 --> 00:35:08,641
[bell ringing]
720
00:35:10,076 --> 00:35:12,045
Ah, geez, Really?
Come on.
721
00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:13,546
Ricardo!
722
00:35:14,514 --> 00:35:16,182
Saved by the bell?
Ricardo.
723
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:18,818
[ringing continues]
724
00:35:23,089 --> 00:35:25,458
[* ominous music playing]
725
00:35:42,876 --> 00:35:44,044
Okay, sheesh.
726
00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,446
Shush, I hear a fire alarm.
Easy.
727
00:35:48,381 --> 00:35:49,749
- Oh, hey.
- [Micky] Geez,
728
00:35:49,849 --> 00:35:51,885
feels like I'm working
from home these days.
729
00:35:51,985 --> 00:35:53,186
Yeah. Yeah, I can imagine.
730
00:35:53,286 --> 00:35:54,621
So, hey, Micky, what's the,
uh, procedure here?
731
00:35:54,721 --> 00:35:56,456
[Micky]
We just gotta verify
it's a false alarm,
732
00:35:56,556 --> 00:35:58,158
then we'll let everyone
back in.
733
00:35:58,591 --> 00:36:00,527
Hey, also,
I want to thank you.
734
00:36:00,627 --> 00:36:04,164
After our talk earlier,
I realized I do miss the stage.
735
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,632
I'm going out for
an audition next week.
736
00:36:05,732 --> 00:36:07,634
Hey, that's great.
I'm glad I could help, neighbor.
737
00:36:07,734 --> 00:36:10,136
You ever need a favor,
you know where I live.
738
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,471
Or I guess you can call 911.
739
00:36:11,571 --> 00:36:13,406
[chuckles] Yeah.
Oh, hey, Micky.
740
00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:17,010
Uh, have you seen, uh, Ricky,
Ricky Ricardo, around?
741
00:36:17,110 --> 00:36:18,478
- No.
- Nah?
742
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,182
Ah. Hey, Ricky, uh--
743
00:36:22,282 --> 00:36:23,516
I don't know anything.
744
00:36:23,616 --> 00:36:25,752
I don't know shit.
Please stop talking to me!
745
00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,021
- [scooter rumbling]
- Okay.
746
00:36:28,121 --> 00:36:30,390
[scooter buzzing]
747
00:36:36,229 --> 00:36:37,564
I know what you did.
748
00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:40,800
- What did I do?
- Y-y-you killed Maddy,
749
00:36:40,900 --> 00:36:42,902
then you rigged
the laundry room to make it
look like an accident.
750
00:36:43,003 --> 00:36:46,139
And then you, you swapped out
the Schleizies, the Schlakes,
751
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,375
the Schal... Schlaze...
752
00:36:48,475 --> 00:36:51,344
You changed the door handles.
753
00:36:51,444 --> 00:36:52,946
Abdul confirmed it.
754
00:36:53,046 --> 00:36:54,781
The face blind store clerk?
755
00:36:56,316 --> 00:36:59,352
It's not what you know,
Honest Thomas,
756
00:36:59,452 --> 00:37:00,653
it's what you can prove.
757
00:37:00,754 --> 00:37:02,222
I don't think
you're going to find
758
00:37:02,322 --> 00:37:04,090
many willing
proof providers.
759
00:37:04,190 --> 00:37:05,592
[* tense music playing]
760
00:37:05,692 --> 00:37:06,860
Jesus.
761
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:08,528
[muttering]
762
00:37:12,799 --> 00:37:14,567
♪
763
00:37:24,944 --> 00:37:26,246
[lock clicks, door creaks]
764
00:37:26,346 --> 00:37:29,582
[* somber music playing]
765
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,621
[door clicks]
766
00:37:42,095 --> 00:37:44,664
[* piano music playing]
767
00:37:55,241 --> 00:37:56,776
[sighs]
768
00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:02,882
Oh, fuck yeah.
This place is so sick.
769
00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,653
I'm sorry.
Can I help you?
770
00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:08,555
What's your polly on renos?
771
00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:10,457
I'd like to install
an ice plunge
772
00:38:10,557 --> 00:38:13,159
in the dining room
so I can digest
at 34 degrees.
773
00:38:13,259 --> 00:38:15,395
- That's my opti-tempy.
- Well, of course.
774
00:38:15,495 --> 00:38:18,131
But I should mention
there is a broker's fee.
775
00:38:18,231 --> 00:38:20,233
Not a big deal.
Just 18 months rent.
776
00:38:20,333 --> 00:38:21,735
Do I look
fucking poor to you?
777
00:38:21,835 --> 00:38:24,004
[Otto laughing]
778
00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:25,672
I'm sorry.
What's going on here?
779
00:38:25,772 --> 00:38:27,707
[shushing]
I'm doing a showing.
780
00:38:29,509 --> 00:38:31,444
So how soon
can you move in?
781
00:38:31,544 --> 00:38:34,414
[tenant] How soon can you kick
Miss Freckles to the curb?
782
00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:38,318
Anne...
783
00:38:38,918 --> 00:38:41,154
there is a very
unpleasant man
784
00:38:41,254 --> 00:38:42,455
traipsing around
our living room.
785
00:38:42,555 --> 00:38:44,824
Yeah, I told Otto
to list the apartment.
786
00:38:52,298 --> 00:38:54,134
I was gone an hour.
787
00:38:54,234 --> 00:38:55,969
[chuckles]
Why would you do that?
788
00:38:56,069 --> 00:38:57,370
I tried to tell you earlier,
789
00:38:57,470 --> 00:38:59,139
I don't want
to live here anymore.
790
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:01,107
You can't decide
that unilaterally.
791
00:39:01,207 --> 00:39:02,609
We're supposed
to be partners.
792
00:39:03,043 --> 00:39:04,377
It's still my apartment.
793
00:39:04,477 --> 00:39:06,780
Yes, of course.
794
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,683
But we've been talking
about getting married,
795
00:39:09,783 --> 00:39:13,653
and then it will be become
our apartment.
796
00:39:13,987 --> 00:39:16,856
Don't you think I deserve
to be consulted?
797
00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,493
Well, we can be
married anywhere.
798
00:39:20,593 --> 00:39:22,128
Why does it have to be here?
799
00:39:22,228 --> 00:39:23,830
Let's go see the country.
800
00:39:26,433 --> 00:39:28,001
Anne, come here.
801
00:39:30,203 --> 00:39:33,173
I have seen the country,
802
00:39:33,273 --> 00:39:34,774
and it doesn't
get much better
803
00:39:34,874 --> 00:39:38,411
than a sumptuous
rent-controlled
New York penthouse
804
00:39:38,511 --> 00:39:41,314
with crown molding
and two goddamn fireplaces.
805
00:39:42,048 --> 00:39:46,920
I'm sorry, but...
I cannot stay here.
806
00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:48,588
It hurts too much.
807
00:39:49,989 --> 00:39:50,957
Okay.
808
00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:54,094
Hey, I get it.
809
00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:57,831
But... Okay.
810
00:39:57,931 --> 00:39:58,898
[clears throat]
811
00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,670
Why don't we
get married now?
812
00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:06,239
Huh?
And then hit the road.
813
00:40:06,339 --> 00:40:07,707
I mean, why wait?
814
00:40:07,807 --> 00:40:09,342
Then we could
see the country
as a married couple.
815
00:40:09,442 --> 00:40:10,944
I mean,
wouldn't that be better?
816
00:40:11,044 --> 00:40:12,412
Oh, I don't know.
817
00:40:12,746 --> 00:40:14,614
I appreciate
the sentiment, but...
818
00:40:15,215 --> 00:40:18,018
Okay, okay. Well,
you know what, I'm going
to go get the paperwork.
819
00:40:18,118 --> 00:40:20,153
Alright?
Just wait here.
820
00:40:20,253 --> 00:40:22,022
[* tense music playing]
821
00:40:38,238 --> 00:40:39,673
[knocks on door]
822
00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,912
Hey, Anne, I know this
is going to sound crazy,
823
00:40:46,012 --> 00:40:49,616
but I, uh, I think
you might be in jeopardy.
824
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:55,622
Darling, I got the forms.
825
00:40:55,722 --> 00:40:58,058
Now all we need is a witness.
826
00:41:00,994 --> 00:41:01,995
Oh.
827
00:41:02,395 --> 00:41:03,763
You again.
828
00:41:04,764 --> 00:41:07,867
Charlie, could Kate
and I have a moment alone?
829
00:41:09,102 --> 00:41:10,470
Uh...
830
00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:13,373
Yeah, I'll just, uh,
go feed the pigeons.
831
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,674
We don't have pigeons.
832
00:41:14,774 --> 00:41:16,876
Yeah, well,
not with that attitude.
833
00:41:19,512 --> 00:41:22,182
Darling, what were
you two discussing?
834
00:41:22,582 --> 00:41:24,884
Charlie has
an interesting theory.
835
00:41:24,984 --> 00:41:25,852
Oh?
836
00:41:25,952 --> 00:41:28,121
She thinks you're after
this apartment
837
00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:30,690
and that you seduced me
under false pretenses
838
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:33,159
so you can marry me
and then bump me off.
839
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,963
And she thinks
that you concocted
this elaborate scheme
840
00:41:37,063 --> 00:41:39,699
to murder my dear
beloved granddaughter
841
00:41:39,799 --> 00:41:41,968
because she was going
to expose you.
842
00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,070
[scoffs]
843
00:41:46,606 --> 00:41:48,174
Do you believe that?
844
00:41:49,509 --> 00:41:50,977
[whispers]
She's a crazy person.
845
00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:54,714
Hey. Hey!
846
00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:58,718
I had nothing to do
with Maddy's death.
847
00:41:59,519 --> 00:42:02,956
I would do anything
to have her back here
with us right now.
848
00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:05,592
But she's gone.
849
00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,528
And I know the one thing
that she would've wanted
850
00:42:08,628 --> 00:42:10,430
is for you not to be alone.
851
00:42:10,764 --> 00:42:13,967
I want to provide for you.
I want to marry you.
852
00:42:15,835 --> 00:42:18,271
I'm going to take
such good care of you.
853
00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:22,742
We can be happy
together... here.
854
00:42:25,078 --> 00:42:27,781
Bu-but Charlie
just seems so sure.
855
00:42:27,881 --> 00:42:30,550
She said she was close
to finding proof.
856
00:42:30,650 --> 00:42:32,886
Hey, let me handle this.
857
00:42:32,986 --> 00:42:33,987
Why don't you run down
to the laundry
858
00:42:34,087 --> 00:42:36,156
and get my clothes
out of the dryer
859
00:42:36,256 --> 00:42:40,326
and when you get back,
she'll be gone, okay?
860
00:42:40,427 --> 00:42:43,963
I'm not going to let her ruin
our new lives together.
861
00:42:46,499 --> 00:42:48,134
In this three bedroom,
four bath,
862
00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:51,871
two fireplace apartment
in New York for $800 a month.
863
00:42:53,139 --> 00:42:54,140
640.
864
00:42:55,075 --> 00:42:56,242
640.
865
00:42:57,610 --> 00:42:59,079
Wow.
866
00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:02,148
- Okay.
- Yeah.
867
00:43:10,423 --> 00:43:11,725
[* tense music playing]
868
00:43:11,825 --> 00:43:14,194
[footsteps clacking]
869
00:43:24,871 --> 00:43:26,873
You're cooked,
aren't you?
870
00:43:27,507 --> 00:43:29,876
Well, here's how
I figured it out.
871
00:43:29,976 --> 00:43:34,347
First,
it was that yellow goo
on the descaler.
872
00:43:34,447 --> 00:43:35,815
I knew I'd seen it before--
873
00:43:35,915 --> 00:43:38,985
- [Kate grunts]
- [Charlie screaming]
874
00:43:40,420 --> 00:43:43,690
♪ Dream of ♪
875
00:43:43,790 --> 00:43:47,394
♪ Dream away ♪
876
00:43:47,861 --> 00:43:52,265
- ♪ Dream your dream ♪
- [applause]
877
00:43:52,365 --> 00:43:56,803
♪ For ever and a day ♪
878
00:43:56,903 --> 00:43:58,938
- Whoa!
- Well done, Charlie!
879
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:01,141
- Roll to your right.
- Gosh!
880
00:44:01,241 --> 00:44:02,976
Hey, Micky, thanks
for setting that up for me.
881
00:44:03,076 --> 00:44:05,378
[Micky] No problem.
I told you I owe you one.
882
00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,383
You're so fucked.
883
00:44:11,451 --> 00:44:12,819
What?
884
00:44:13,186 --> 00:44:14,220
You're fucked.
885
00:44:18,525 --> 00:44:20,960
Uh, uh, darling,
w-who's this?
886
00:44:22,328 --> 00:44:23,830
He's my witness.
887
00:44:24,898 --> 00:44:26,399
Charlie was right about you.
888
00:44:26,499 --> 00:44:27,867
And so was Maddy.
889
00:44:28,635 --> 00:44:31,371
You really should have
paid attention during
"Michael Clayton."
890
00:44:31,471 --> 00:44:33,440
[siren wailing]
891
00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:36,209
[* bright jazzy music playing]
892
00:44:39,646 --> 00:44:41,247
[Charlie]
Gosh, I, uh...
893
00:44:42,582 --> 00:44:45,085
Gosh, I'm, uh,
I'm real sorry
894
00:44:45,185 --> 00:44:49,255
about Maddy and Kate too,
for that matter.
895
00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:53,059
It really sucks
when you find out
896
00:44:53,159 --> 00:44:55,261
someone isn't who
you thought they were.
897
00:44:56,129 --> 00:45:00,033
Gosh, you're really going
to leave this place?
898
00:45:00,934 --> 00:45:04,137
What, to roam the land?
899
00:45:12,445 --> 00:45:16,416
"Down, down, down into
the darkness of the grave,
900
00:45:16,783 --> 00:45:18,218
"gently they go.
901
00:45:18,318 --> 00:45:21,654
"The beautiful,
the tender, the kind,
902
00:45:21,755 --> 00:45:23,390
"quietly they go.
903
00:45:23,823 --> 00:45:27,093
"The intelligent,
the witty, the brave,
904
00:45:27,193 --> 00:45:28,261
"I know,
905
00:45:29,029 --> 00:45:30,964
"but I do not approve.
906
00:45:31,831 --> 00:45:33,500
And I am not resigned."
907
00:45:39,873 --> 00:45:41,441
I've been here
too long anyway.
908
00:45:42,442 --> 00:45:43,877
- Thanks.
- [tenant] I don't think
you get it.
909
00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:45,145
It's a big-ass bed,
910
00:45:45,245 --> 00:45:47,080
but it's a circle,
not a rectangle.
911
00:45:47,180 --> 00:45:49,082
Then we'll just tear out
all the wood floors,
912
00:45:49,182 --> 00:45:51,618
replace it with carpet
or something more soft
913
00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:53,319
And a shit ton of taxidermy.
914
00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,088
But, like, ironic.
915
00:45:56,056 --> 00:45:59,325
Oh, yeah, boys,
this place is gonna fuck.
916
00:46:00,226 --> 00:46:03,463
[* bright jazzy music continues]
917
00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:32,992
♪
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