All language subtitles for mommysgirl Kendra James, Kimmy Kimm be polite to our guest young lady

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranรฎ)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.000 [intro music] 00:00:06.340 --> 00:00:08.213 Come on over whenever you want, Penny. 00:00:08.343 --> 00:00:11.100 Yeah, it's just me and my stepdaughter at the house today. 00:00:11.730 --> 00:00:14.070 I know, it's been ages. 00:00:14.070 --> 00:00:15.350 I'm excited too. 00:00:16.700 --> 00:00:17.420 All right. 00:00:17.420 --> 00:00:18.330 I'll see you soon. 00:00:21.780 --> 00:00:23.077 [Kimmy] See you later, mom. 00:00:23.510 --> 00:00:25.860 Um, where are you going young lady? 00:00:26.110 --> 00:00:29.387 Penny's on her way over and I need this place tidied. 00:00:30.168 --> 00:00:32.939 But I told my friends I'd meet them at the mall like 30 minutes ago 00:00:32.939 --> 00:00:34.040 and I'm already late. 00:00:34.730 --> 00:00:36.968 You remember what we agreed, right? 00:00:36.968 --> 00:00:39.550 You bring up your grades from last semester 00:00:39.760 --> 00:00:42.051 and you can take the car anytime you want. 00:00:43.010 --> 00:00:44.720 You didn't bring up your grades. 00:00:44.923 --> 00:00:48.210 So you know what we agreed on, right? 00:00:48.614 --> 00:00:51.551 Oh, my god! I didn't think you were serious about that. 00:00:52.151 --> 00:00:55.110 Listen mom, I'm an 18-year-old girl 00:00:55.120 --> 00:00:57.230 in the prime of her life right now. 00:00:57.350 --> 00:01:00.900 I should be hanging out with my friends and having fun. 00:01:01.090 --> 00:01:03.430 Not cooped up in this house with my step mom 00:01:03.730 --> 00:01:04.679 Honey... 00:01:05.042 --> 00:01:06.630 what kind of step mom would I be 00:01:06.630 --> 00:01:08.930 if I didn't hold you at your word, hmm? 00:01:09.500 --> 00:01:10.450 You're right. 00:01:10.710 --> 00:01:12.630 I shouldn't back out on my promises. 00:01:13.704 --> 00:01:17.356 Look, all I'm asking is a week of chores 00:01:17.680 --> 00:01:18.635 starting today. 00:01:19.235 --> 00:01:21.257 And you can start with the living room. 00:01:22.297 --> 00:01:23.258 And... 00:01:23.748 --> 00:01:25.070 while you're cleaning... 00:01:25.550 --> 00:01:28.920 I'm gonna have some not so clean fun. 00:01:28.930 --> 00:01:30.560 Just like we agreed. 00:01:30.700 --> 00:01:33.090 Yup, do whatever you want mom. 00:01:33.250 --> 00:01:35.844 Just try not to slow me down too much, okay? 00:01:36.474 --> 00:01:38.347 I wanna get to the mall today if I can. 00:01:38.859 --> 00:01:40.491 No promises, okay? 00:01:40.561 --> 00:01:41.460 Okay. 00:01:48.881 --> 00:01:50.430 I think you missed a spot. 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:53.280 There. 00:01:54.660 --> 00:01:55.610 Mm hmm. 00:01:56.950 --> 00:01:58.290 It is pretty filthy. 00:01:59.870 --> 00:02:00.979 Very dirty. 00:02:01.970 --> 00:02:03.002 But you know... 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:06.920 maybe if you actually did your chores like you were supposed to. 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:07.920 [sighs] 00:02:08.020 --> 00:02:10.426 I've been focusing on my studying. 00:02:10.759 --> 00:02:13.819 You have to remember a work-life balance and while... 00:02:14.169 --> 00:02:15.770 while you're under my roof, 00:02:15.770 --> 00:02:16.930 this is your life. 00:02:18.403 --> 00:02:19.203 True. 00:02:30.490 --> 00:02:32.820 Ops, I guess you have some laundry to do too. 00:02:34.030 --> 00:02:36.120 I'm trying to get this done quickly. 00:02:39.405 --> 00:02:40.895 What's your rush anyway? 00:02:41.870 --> 00:02:43.560 To go hang out with my friends. 00:02:44.450 --> 00:02:45.450 [Kimmy sighs] 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:49.234 I think this is much more fun. 00:02:49.520 --> 00:02:50.720 For me, at least. 00:02:51.110 --> 00:02:53.300 I was about to say at least one of us. 00:02:54.010 --> 00:02:57.400 Oh, come on now, you can't tell me you're not having fun. 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:58.600 Hmm? 00:03:06.260 --> 00:03:08.050 Okay, can I get back to work now? 00:03:09.499 --> 00:03:11.669 Suddenly you wanna do chores, hmm? 00:03:20.620 --> 00:03:22.003 Well, a little bit. 00:03:22.130 --> 00:03:22.930 Yeah! 00:03:26.010 --> 00:03:28.250 I still see some dust. 00:03:28.730 --> 00:03:29.730 [Kimmy sighs] 00:03:48.210 --> 00:03:51.693 You're making this so much harder harder than it has to be, mom. 00:03:52.052 --> 00:03:53.582 Isn't that the fun of it though? 00:03:55.150 --> 00:03:56.210 I guess. 00:03:57.690 --> 00:04:00.760 Couldn't we like listen to music or something else? 00:04:02.710 --> 00:04:04.460 -Or something else? -That's fun too. 00:04:04.460 --> 00:04:05.320 Okay. 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:19.850 Or something else. 00:04:23.390 --> 00:04:26.030 You're trying to distract me and it's not gonna work. 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:26.799 Really? 00:04:26.799 --> 00:04:28.002 Are you sure about that? 00:04:32.260 --> 00:04:34.200 Well, there's more laundry for you. 00:04:35.510 --> 00:04:38.149 It's like you don't want me to have a life or something. 00:04:40.610 --> 00:04:42.590 [Kendra] We made an agreement, right? 00:04:44.130 --> 00:04:46.350 -Yes, you're right. -[Kendra] Come on. 00:04:47.344 --> 00:04:48.183 [Kimmy sighs] 00:04:48.183 --> 00:04:51.020 [Kendra] And you did ask for something else. 00:04:52.930 --> 00:04:53.930 [Kendra] Right? 00:04:55.190 --> 00:04:55.990 Fine. 00:04:56.865 --> 00:04:57.865 [Kendra chuckles] 00:04:58.400 --> 00:04:59.200 [moans softly] 00:05:12.250 --> 00:05:14.140 You're so good at cleaning. 00:05:15.010 --> 00:05:15.890 [Kimmy sighs] 00:05:15.890 --> 00:05:18.140 And doing whatever mommy says. 00:05:19.746 --> 00:05:21.146 Well, of course mom. 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:28.650 [moans softly] 00:05:30.750 --> 00:05:31.650 [moans softly] 00:05:31.650 --> 00:05:34.279 You always want to live up to your agreements, right? 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:37.750 Especially the agreements you make with mommy. 00:05:37.760 --> 00:05:39.750 You can't break those promises. 00:05:41.250 --> 00:05:42.840 [Kimmy] I know, you're right. 00:05:50.060 --> 00:05:51.080 [moans softly] 00:05:56.570 --> 00:05:57.700 [Kendra moaning] 00:06:03.980 --> 00:06:05.570 You're such a good girl. 00:06:12.300 --> 00:06:13.340 [moans softly] 00:06:18.950 --> 00:06:20.150 [both moaning] 00:06:24.930 --> 00:06:26.160 [Kimmy moaning] 00:06:30.840 --> 00:06:34.010 Oh, you might just have to wash the couch cushions when we're done. 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:35.399 [Kendra chuckles] 00:06:37.250 --> 00:06:41.540 Yeah, it's pretty deep, like a deep stain. 00:06:41.840 --> 00:06:42.840 [Kendra chuckles] 00:06:46.190 --> 00:06:48.140 Oh, if there wasn't a deep stain before. 00:06:48.140 --> 00:06:49.729 There might be one after today. 00:06:53.900 --> 00:06:54.897 [moans softly] 00:07:00.300 --> 00:07:01.510 [Kendra moaning] 00:07:05.110 --> 00:07:06.700 [Kendra] Oh, that's a good girl. 00:07:06.700 --> 00:07:08.480 -Mm hmm. -[Kendra] Lick mummy's pussy. 00:07:10.390 --> 00:07:11.480 [moans softly] 00:07:13.042 --> 00:07:15.019 [Kendra] Clean the living room and mommy. 00:07:15.200 --> 00:07:16.270 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:07:19.460 --> 00:07:20.510 [Kendra moaning] 00:07:26.440 --> 00:07:27.620 [moans softly] 00:07:35.033 --> 00:07:36.429 [Kendra moaning] 00:07:38.344 --> 00:07:40.900 Mommy's friend has to see what a good girl you are. 00:07:42.110 --> 00:07:43.930 Oh, don't you wanna impress Penny? 00:07:44.583 --> 00:07:46.013 [Kimmy] Yes, of course mom. 00:07:48.787 --> 00:07:49.787 [moans softly] 00:07:52.901 --> 00:07:53.901 [Kendra moaning] 00:08:01.670 --> 00:08:02.790 A little fluffier. 00:08:04.230 --> 00:08:05.850 I don't know how much I can fluff. 00:08:06.110 --> 00:08:07.457 Now you're making it flat. 00:08:07.592 --> 00:08:08.462 [sighs] 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:30.378 Did no one ever teach you how to fluff a pillow? 00:08:31.210 --> 00:08:32.629 I thought that was your job. 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:35.150 Maybe you better focus on laundry. 00:08:35.150 --> 00:08:38.270 I mean my dress is awful filthy. 00:08:40.600 --> 00:08:41.399 Fine. 00:08:51.330 --> 00:08:52.960 You can add it to the laundry bin. 00:08:53.450 --> 00:08:54.450 [Kimmy sighs] 00:08:57.550 --> 00:08:58.940 I'll get to it later. 00:08:59.730 --> 00:09:01.240 Sure you will. 00:09:10.550 --> 00:09:12.780 Really bend over and get that one over there. 00:09:30.500 --> 00:09:32.698 Do you think this pillow should stay like this? 00:09:32.809 --> 00:09:33.556 Hmm? 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:41.219 You know I like those... 00:09:42.140 --> 00:09:43.110 pillows... 00:09:44.263 --> 00:09:45.841 nice and fluffy. 00:09:50.830 --> 00:09:52.850 But it's okay if they're firm too. 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:59.620 I think I like them soft. 00:10:01.740 --> 00:10:02.740 Nice and... 00:10:04.364 --> 00:10:05.364 soft. 00:10:08.157 --> 00:10:09.157 [moans softly] 00:10:11.652 --> 00:10:14.683 Oh you're doing such a good job cleaning baby. 00:10:15.969 --> 00:10:17.409 Oh, thank you mommy. 00:10:29.430 --> 00:10:30.410 [moaning] 00:10:31.990 --> 00:10:33.242 [Kimmy] Oh, wow! 00:10:33.860 --> 00:10:36.670 No one said this agreement was gonna be easy, did they? 00:10:37.200 --> 00:10:38.470 -[Kimmy] I know, mom. -Hmm? 00:10:42.790 --> 00:10:45.006 When do you think your friend's gonna be here? 00:10:46.746 --> 00:10:47.776 [Kendra] Soon. 00:10:47.788 --> 00:10:48.788 [moans softly] 00:10:53.650 --> 00:10:56.033 [Kendra] Why, are you nervous she's gonna walk in? 00:10:56.260 --> 00:10:57.410 I just... 00:10:58.056 --> 00:11:00.234 wanna wipe up the wet spots... 00:11:00.801 --> 00:11:02.120 before she gets here. 00:11:06.440 --> 00:11:09.289 [Kendra] You can do that while she and I go out to dinner. 00:11:09.369 --> 00:11:10.369 [both moaning] 00:11:12.983 --> 00:11:13.983 [knocking] 00:11:15.170 --> 00:11:16.120 Come in. 00:11:17.407 --> 00:11:18.707 [approaching footsteps] 00:11:19.650 --> 00:11:20.650 [Penny] Hello. 00:11:21.190 --> 00:11:22.069 -Hi. -[Penny] So... 00:11:22.099 --> 00:11:24.049 [Penny] you are up to your old tricks. 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.089 [Penny] I'm a little early but okay. 00:11:26.089 --> 00:11:26.919 Of course. 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:28.700 Come on in, have a seat. 00:11:30.510 --> 00:11:31.510 Um... 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:36.060 -Yeah! -her grades were slipping again. 00:11:36.070 --> 00:11:37.690 So you know I just... 00:11:38.830 --> 00:11:41.530 I had to reinforce our agreement a little bit 00:11:41.530 --> 00:11:44.130 and remind her of what our obligations are. 00:11:44.400 --> 00:11:47.697 Well, that's not a bad way to instill some discipline. 00:11:49.358 --> 00:11:52.719 [Penny] Might try it out with my stepson as well. 00:11:53.169 --> 00:11:56.004 [Penny] Be a bit of a goofball, I see once they turn 18 like they 00:11:56.004 --> 00:11:57.639 [Penny] don't want to listen to their mother anymore. 00:11:57.640 --> 00:11:59.310 -Tell me about it. -[Penny] Yeah! 00:11:59.540 --> 00:12:00.476 [Penny] Yeah! 00:12:00.476 --> 00:12:03.870 [Penny] Well I'm glad to see that you are still enjoying 00:12:03.870 --> 00:12:06.315 [Penny] the whole family with benefits thing. 00:12:06.335 --> 00:12:07.251 [Kendra chuckles] 00:12:07.316 --> 00:12:08.349 Enjoying? 00:12:08.680 --> 00:12:10.540 That's a strong word for it. 00:12:10.550 --> 00:12:13.849 I'm just trying to hurry things along so I can go out with my friends. 00:12:14.100 --> 00:12:15.685 [Kendra] I'm so sorry. 00:12:16.645 --> 00:12:19.190 Hush young lady, be polite. 00:12:19.722 --> 00:12:22.410 You know, it's rude to talk about other 00:12:22.730 --> 00:12:25.650 plans when we're entertaining. 00:12:25.650 --> 00:12:26.530 [Kimmy sighs] 00:12:26.530 --> 00:12:28.011 Do you want me to 00:12:28.300 --> 00:12:29.617 maybe come back or? 00:12:29.617 --> 00:12:31.030 No, no, no, you're fine 00:12:31.030 --> 00:12:32.140 right where you are. 00:12:32.150 --> 00:12:35.500 You know, it's been so long since we've seen each other. 00:12:35.500 --> 00:12:37.859 I mean I'm really looking forward to catching up. 00:12:37.860 --> 00:12:39.303 I don't want to miss a minute. 00:12:39.310 --> 00:12:41.100 It has, it's been a little while. 00:12:41.110 --> 00:12:44.300 Yeah, I've just been so busy, you know. 00:12:44.320 --> 00:12:46.360 As are you apparently. 00:12:46.950 --> 00:12:47.970 [groaning] 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:51.705 So I mean your son, he's... 00:12:52.095 --> 00:12:54.550 slacking off or? 00:12:54.910 --> 00:12:56.430 I just feel like every... 00:12:57.095 --> 00:12:59.460 every five minutes he's like 'I wanna go out, I wanna go out.' 00:12:59.460 --> 00:13:02.070 He's like never at home, which obviously 00:13:02.070 --> 00:13:03.809 [Penny] means he's not helping out at home. 00:13:03.809 --> 00:13:06.740 [Penny] Like he comes home, he drops his clothes on the floor, 00:13:06.882 --> 00:13:09.379 -[Penny] maybe takes a shower. -Oh, heck! expects you to pick them up. 00:13:09.380 --> 00:13:10.290 Right? 00:13:10.400 --> 00:13:13.514 See that's why you just have to enforce some discipline. 00:13:13.764 --> 00:13:14.514 [Penny] Yeah! 00:13:14.514 --> 00:13:17.910 [Penny] I mean it's not a bad idea, I've certainly, certainly thinking about it. 00:13:17.920 --> 00:13:20.740 [Penny] Um, you know, I'm, I'm totally straight and everything. 00:13:20.740 --> 00:13:24.090 [Penny] So maybe I'll just watch you enacting your discipline. 00:13:24.698 --> 00:13:26.818 That's completely fine. 00:13:27.970 --> 00:13:29.010 [Kendra groaning] 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:35.020 I mean she has a load of laundry to do after this. 00:13:35.340 --> 00:13:36.325 Or... 00:13:36.735 --> 00:13:38.590 maybe during this. 00:13:39.340 --> 00:13:41.860 She hasn't finish sweeping the floor either. 00:13:42.060 --> 00:13:43.280 I guess there's that. 00:13:43.290 --> 00:13:45.300 You know, I'm wiping it right now, right? 00:13:45.300 --> 00:13:46.520 Hmm, good. 00:13:46.800 --> 00:13:48.335 You can wipe something else too. 00:13:48.932 --> 00:13:52.890 [Penny] It's, it's not how I clean, I, I don't use panties to clean my floor. 00:13:52.890 --> 00:13:55.142 Does it, does it work really well, Kimmy? 00:13:55.922 --> 00:13:57.530 Hey, it's all that I got. 00:13:57.605 --> 00:13:58.605 [chuckling] 00:14:00.260 --> 00:14:01.660 She's so feisty. 00:14:01.660 --> 00:14:03.160 -She's so funky. -She's sti... 00:14:03.160 --> 00:14:06.404 She is, she is, it's been a while since we... 00:14:07.044 --> 00:14:09.200 enacted some discipline around here. 00:14:10.930 --> 00:14:12.690 Hence my actions today. 00:14:13.980 --> 00:14:15.109 I see that. 00:14:16.014 --> 00:14:18.260 Well, you know Kimmy, not everyone's mom 00:14:18.260 --> 00:14:20.835 would, you know, take such a hands on approach. 00:14:20.835 --> 00:14:23.730 A lot of moms are just like, you know, whatever, go out. 00:14:23.730 --> 00:14:26.319 -You know, you're in charge. -[Kendra] Thank you. Honey 00:14:26.319 --> 00:14:28.210 I just like spending time with you. 00:14:29.010 --> 00:14:29.899 I mean... 00:14:30.510 --> 00:14:33.220 really, don't you like spending time with mom? 00:14:33.634 --> 00:14:35.244 [Kimmy] Well of course I do, mom. 00:14:35.674 --> 00:14:36.502 Good. 00:14:38.750 --> 00:14:41.970 Do you two do like a, like a family game night or... 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:44.660 like family movie night, 00:14:44.660 --> 00:14:46.480 We like family game night, but 00:14:46.490 --> 00:14:48.690 you know, this is just so much more intimate. 00:14:49.950 --> 00:14:50.832 [Penny chuckles] 00:14:51.292 --> 00:14:52.549 -[Penny] It's more intimate and part -It's mommy... 00:14:52.549 --> 00:14:54.620 -[Penny] cheesy, yeah. -mommy daughter time. 00:14:55.197 --> 00:14:59.281 So someone has a vacation coming up. 00:14:59.710 --> 00:15:00.890 [Kendra] That's right. 00:15:00.890 --> 00:15:01.689 We, um... 00:15:03.310 --> 00:15:05.770 We're, we're spending some time in Florida. 00:15:05.850 --> 00:15:06.664 Okay. 00:15:06.664 --> 00:15:07.470 Yeah. 00:15:07.590 --> 00:15:09.854 Is your stepson by any chance hot? 00:15:10.130 --> 00:15:11.052 [Penny chuckles] 00:15:11.052 --> 00:15:12.070 Honey! 00:15:13.630 --> 00:15:14.880 Uh, what a question. 00:15:14.940 --> 00:15:16.410 Um, is Jay... 00:15:17.130 --> 00:15:20.350 you know if, if I was your age and uh... 00:15:21.406 --> 00:15:22.960 you know a guy who looked like that 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:25.110 asked for my number, I'd give it to him. 00:15:25.326 --> 00:15:26.471 -You know? -Oh, nice. 00:15:26.471 --> 00:15:28.291 He's cute, he's cute. 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:31.209 [Kimmy] Maybe you can introduce me. 00:15:31.890 --> 00:15:34.770 You've got other things to think about right now, young lady. 00:15:35.230 --> 00:15:36.825 [Penny] Unless he's a... 00:15:36.825 --> 00:15:39.790 [Penny] Unless you can transform into a skateboard he might not be super 00:15:39.790 --> 00:15:41.529 [Penny] interested unfortunately. 00:15:42.259 --> 00:15:44.010 Ugh, one of those guys? 00:15:44.010 --> 00:15:47.525 [Penny] One of those guys, I've wondered why he doesn't have a girlfriend. 00:15:47.525 --> 00:15:48.455 [Penny] You know. 00:15:49.270 --> 00:15:50.790 [Kendra] Too preoccupied. 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:52.129 [Penny] A little bit. 00:15:52.129 --> 00:15:54.410 [Kendra] I don't know if he meets a cute girl... 00:15:55.090 --> 00:15:58.659 [Kendra] might actually change his mind, he might think of something else. 00:15:58.740 --> 00:15:59.579 [Penny chuckles] 00:15:59.579 --> 00:16:01.156 [Kendra] For a change, right? 00:16:02.430 --> 00:16:05.540 Would that be the best thing for your grades right now, Kimmy? 00:16:05.540 --> 00:16:06.520 A boyfriend? 00:16:06.530 --> 00:16:08.950 No, somebody has to focus. 00:16:09.590 --> 00:16:12.325 We're focusing, we're focusing. 00:16:14.940 --> 00:16:17.220 [Kimmy] Or maybe I could have someone to study with. 00:16:17.220 --> 00:16:19.160 [Kendra] Focus on mommy right now honey, 00:16:19.680 --> 00:16:22.000 Are you excited for your Florida vacation? 00:16:22.020 --> 00:16:24.130 Oh, my god! Yes. 00:16:24.340 --> 00:16:25.130 Mm hmm. 00:16:25.130 --> 00:16:26.860 I just wanna get out of here 00:16:27.880 --> 00:16:28.580 [Kendra sighs] 00:16:28.580 --> 00:16:30.459 Are you gonna do like, do maybe like a tour? 00:16:30.459 --> 00:16:32.801 Like you have so much responsibility. 00:16:33.590 --> 00:16:38.446 Um, the resort we're at is really beautiful and it's right on the beach. 00:16:38.680 --> 00:16:40.630 -[Penny] First time? -So, mm hmm. 00:16:41.170 --> 00:16:44.152 [Kendra] First time, I think we'll have some fun on the beach. 00:16:44.302 --> 00:16:46.190 -[Kendra] Some fun at the pool. -Mm hmm. 00:16:46.190 --> 00:16:48.370 [Kendra] Maybe she'll meet some cute boys there. 00:16:48.380 --> 00:16:51.290 [Kendra] Or maybe she can focus on some mommy time, huh? 00:16:52.040 --> 00:16:54.359 [Kendra] Maybe you'll have more mommy time there? 00:16:54.700 --> 00:16:56.266 -[Kendra] Yeah? -Whatever you say mom. 00:16:56.266 --> 00:16:58.232 [Kendra] I know exactly whatever I say. 00:16:59.330 --> 00:17:01.460 [Penny] It's more of a relaxing vacation. 00:17:01.470 --> 00:17:03.658 Not a go, go, go, go, go vacation. 00:17:03.658 --> 00:17:04.658 Exactly. 00:17:05.519 --> 00:17:06.519 [Kendra moaning] 00:17:06.819 --> 00:17:07.819 [Penny chuckles] 00:17:11.292 --> 00:17:14.452 -Good, I think that's-- -Definitely looking forward to relaxing. 00:17:14.580 --> 00:17:16.869 Yeah! The last time we had like a relaxing vacation. 00:17:16.869 --> 00:17:19.980 I'm trying to think, we did Hawaii a couple of years ago. 00:17:20.210 --> 00:17:21.839 -Hawaii is beautiful. -It was fun. 00:17:22.650 --> 00:17:25.710 I mean, parts of Hawaii are very beautiful. 00:17:26.838 --> 00:17:29.040 And we were like staying more over on, um... 00:17:29.630 --> 00:17:31.759 part of the side where it's pretty much, like it's a rock. 00:17:31.759 --> 00:17:35.070 Which is like nice but it's just rock as far as the eye can see. 00:17:35.080 --> 00:17:38.031 And like after like the first couple of days I was like, okay. 00:17:38.031 --> 00:17:39.031 Enough rock? 00:17:39.120 --> 00:17:40.120 [both laughing] 00:17:40.970 --> 00:17:44.230 After the first couple of days I was like, can we go see some trees? 00:17:45.346 --> 00:17:47.377 Oh, give me the sandy beaches. 00:17:48.660 --> 00:17:49.660 [moans softly] 00:17:50.200 --> 00:17:51.200 [Kendra moaning] 00:17:53.640 --> 00:17:54.640 [Penny] Oh, hello. 00:17:54.790 --> 00:17:55.790 [Kendra moaning] 00:17:56.296 --> 00:17:58.210 [Penny] Look at you multitasking, Kimmy. 00:17:58.320 --> 00:17:59.160 [Kimmy] Mm hmm. 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:00.500 -[Penny chuckles] -[moaning] 00:18:00.500 --> 00:18:01.930 She's so good at that. 00:18:04.230 --> 00:18:05.420 [Kendra moaning] 00:18:09.013 --> 00:18:10.023 [both moaning] 00:18:16.150 --> 00:18:17.220 [Kendra moaning] 00:18:19.710 --> 00:18:22.040 I, of course, have never seen this before. 00:18:22.210 --> 00:18:23.330 [hard moaning] 00:18:34.540 --> 00:18:35.700 [Kendra moaning] 00:18:41.805 --> 00:18:43.737 Is this is what lesbian porn is like? 00:18:44.769 --> 00:18:46.142 -I wouldn't know. -I mean... 00:18:46.189 --> 00:18:47.189 pretty much. 00:18:47.324 --> 00:18:48.348 [chuckles] 00:18:49.120 --> 00:18:51.921 I wouldn't know and you wouldn't know either, right Kimmy? 00:18:52.471 --> 00:18:53.195 No. 00:18:53.265 --> 00:18:54.189 [laughing] 00:18:54.830 --> 00:18:55.581 Uh-oh! 00:18:56.383 --> 00:18:57.799 My mom is right here. 00:18:57.799 --> 00:18:58.712 Oh, okay. 00:18:58.822 --> 00:19:00.100 So nobody needs to put a 00:19:00.110 --> 00:19:03.615 password protector back on the, on the computer. 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:05.430 Are you not telling mommy something? 00:19:05.430 --> 00:19:06.930 Are you keeping secrets? 00:19:06.940 --> 00:19:10.065 -Better hide that credit card. -[Kimmy] Please stop telling on me. 00:19:10.065 --> 00:19:11.500 I feel like you told on you. 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:14.922 [Kendra] She just made the suggestion, you know? 00:19:15.452 --> 00:19:17.090 Oh, you verified. 00:19:17.160 --> 00:19:17.930 Fine. 00:19:18.090 --> 00:19:22.290 But I've watched lesbian porn, once. 00:19:22.870 --> 00:19:23.840 Just that one time. 00:19:23.890 --> 00:19:25.490 -Just out on time? -I -- 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:27.690 Maybe twice. 00:19:27.700 --> 00:19:28.700 Oh, 00:19:29.120 --> 00:19:31.470 that's why you got so good at this. 00:19:31.490 --> 00:19:32.389 Hmm? 00:19:33.310 --> 00:19:34.347 Oh... 00:19:34.565 --> 00:19:35.957 I was studying. 00:19:36.017 --> 00:19:36.927 [Penny chuckles] 00:19:36.927 --> 00:19:38.130 -That's what you're -See? 00:19:38.130 --> 00:19:39.800 doing when you're studying. 00:19:39.800 --> 00:19:41.166 I get it now. 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:42.270 -Well... -Hmm? 00:19:42.794 --> 00:19:44.880 -See is-- -So, so what are you studying? 00:19:44.880 --> 00:19:46.590 You're studying anatomy? 00:19:47.020 --> 00:19:48.350 Yeah, um... 00:19:49.009 --> 00:19:51.660 -right now. -You're supposed to be studying anatomy. 00:19:51.890 --> 00:19:55.672 [Kimmy] Anatomy class has been going pretty well. 00:19:55.930 --> 00:19:58.229 [Kimmy] Um, we've definitely learned a lot. 00:19:58.229 --> 00:20:01.010 [Kimmy] Is your son taking or stepson taking anatomy? 00:20:01.020 --> 00:20:02.570 [Penny] I don't think so. 00:20:02.580 --> 00:20:03.729 No, I'd have to ask him. 00:20:03.729 --> 00:20:05.250 -[Penny] Do you like it? -Maybe he should. 00:20:05.250 --> 00:20:07.904 [Kimmy] Yeah, it's a, it's a pretty good class. 00:20:08.560 --> 00:20:10.699 And my professor is kind of hot. 00:20:10.993 --> 00:20:14.123 -Oh, is it a he or she? -[Kendra] Excuse me, young lady. 00:20:15.230 --> 00:20:16.380 I didn't say that. 00:20:17.060 --> 00:20:18.930 My professor is a very smart man. 00:20:19.185 --> 00:20:20.185 Oh, okay. 00:20:20.352 --> 00:20:21.352 [Kendra groaning] 00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:23.080 Was a... 00:20:23.140 --> 00:20:25.718 was the lesbian erotica his suggestion? 00:20:26.560 --> 00:20:29.100 -or was that an independent study? -Is that homework? 00:20:29.110 --> 00:20:30.110 Is that homework? 00:20:30.270 --> 00:20:32.430 More of an independent study. 00:20:32.440 --> 00:20:34.351 -[Kendra] Okay. -See because I knew I wasn't getting my 00:20:34.351 --> 00:20:38.678 grades up so I knew I'd have to know what to do with mom. 00:20:38.790 --> 00:20:39.790 Oh, okay. 00:20:39.940 --> 00:20:40.690 See? 00:20:40.730 --> 00:20:42.420 -Such a neat-- -She saved herself there, huh? 00:20:42.420 --> 00:20:44.319 Yeah, neat and tidy little explanation. 00:20:46.237 --> 00:20:47.112 Well... 00:20:48.492 --> 00:20:51.470 You know I need a lot of explanation these days. 00:20:51.610 --> 00:20:52.565 Uh, a little bit. 00:20:52.935 --> 00:20:54.380 But you're trying, right? 00:20:54.870 --> 00:20:57.444 Yeah, especially 'cause I don't wanna get in trouble right before we go on 00:20:57.444 --> 00:20:59.351 -our vacation. -Oh, yeah! 00:20:59.700 --> 00:21:01.749 You don't wanna be grounded in Florida stuck in the 00:21:01.749 --> 00:21:03.264 -the resort room. -[Kendra] Mm mmh. 00:21:03.264 --> 00:21:04.620 [Kendra] Stuck in the hotel? 00:21:04.850 --> 00:21:06.510 That might not be so bad. 00:21:06.520 --> 00:21:07.830 [Penny] Oh, really? 00:21:08.190 --> 00:21:09.100 [Penny] Oh, okay. 00:21:09.100 --> 00:21:11.170 [Kendra] Quality mommy daughter time. 00:21:12.080 --> 00:21:14.270 I didn't think you'd be stuck in the resort. 00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:15.260 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:21:16.260 --> 00:21:17.082 Oh, great. 00:21:17.252 --> 00:21:19.480 Getting myself in trouble with words again. 00:21:20.570 --> 00:21:21.615 -It seems. -Who would you be stuck in 00:21:21.615 --> 00:21:23.306 the resort with? Hmm? 00:21:23.906 --> 00:21:25.300 Well, were you guys planning 00:21:25.300 --> 00:21:26.890 on going on vacation with us? 00:21:27.250 --> 00:21:28.730 Maybe next year. 00:21:29.700 --> 00:21:31.450 [Kendra] I think that's a good idea. 00:21:33.484 --> 00:21:35.490 Do you have a place that you'd like to go? 00:21:36.550 --> 00:21:38.340 You said Hawaii was beautiful. 00:21:38.380 --> 00:21:41.200 I did like, you know I still haven't done Maui. 00:21:41.850 --> 00:21:43.209 -Really? -I would do Maui. 00:21:43.579 --> 00:21:45.600 Ugh, I wanna go so bad. 00:21:47.240 --> 00:21:49.910 I think, I'd have a lot of fun. 00:21:50.610 --> 00:21:52.880 You know, picking wild fruits... 00:21:53.260 --> 00:21:54.260 Mm hmm. 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.807 -hanging out on the beach. -Yeah. 00:21:56.807 --> 00:21:58.745 Maybe meeting a Hawaiian boy. 00:21:58.745 --> 00:21:59.472 Oh, yeah. 00:21:59.472 --> 00:22:01.476 [Kendra] Oh, we have to get those grades up, don't we? 00:22:01.476 --> 00:22:02.710 -Yeah. -A local boy? 00:22:02.710 --> 00:22:03.423 Fun. 00:22:03.423 --> 00:22:05.280 Yes, a local boy. 00:22:05.475 --> 00:22:06.475 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:22:08.240 --> 00:22:09.193 Would you have fun? 00:22:09.193 --> 00:22:11.060 You know, I bet Jay would like to surf. 00:22:11.723 --> 00:22:13.610 That would be so fun. 00:22:14.082 --> 00:22:16.229 I would love to learn how to surf with him. 00:22:16.366 --> 00:22:17.166 Mm hmm. 00:22:17.206 --> 00:22:18.206 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:22:18.610 --> 00:22:20.960 We could definitely ride the waves. 00:22:21.531 --> 00:22:22.871 [Kendra] You better earn it. 00:22:23.431 --> 00:22:24.771 Get those grades up. 00:22:24.985 --> 00:22:28.209 -Oh, I don't know if you want me to-- -[Kendra] Do what mommy says. 00:22:28.320 --> 00:22:29.035 [Kimmy sighs] 00:22:29.035 --> 00:22:30.090 Yes, mom. 00:22:31.080 --> 00:22:32.049 Well it could be fun. 00:22:32.049 --> 00:22:34.159 Last time we went out there, we got a... 00:22:34.750 --> 00:22:37.192 We got a private chef who came to our... 00:22:37.292 --> 00:22:39.850 our place that we were renting, that was really nice. 00:22:39.850 --> 00:22:40.576 Oh, wow! 00:22:40.576 --> 00:22:42.911 I can't remember his name but he, um... 00:22:42.930 --> 00:22:45.970 His whole thing is like he forages everything that he creates 00:22:45.970 --> 00:22:47.650 including like fishing and hunting. 00:22:47.695 --> 00:22:49.073 -Oh, wow! -Yeah! 00:22:49.850 --> 00:22:52.420 So when we had wild goat or boar, 00:22:52.430 --> 00:22:54.004 like the chef had killed it. 00:22:54.174 --> 00:22:56.411 -Wow! -Like he hunted it himself. 00:22:57.740 --> 00:23:01.830 [Kendra] Someone needs to remember to do her chores if she wants to go on vacation. 00:23:02.632 --> 00:23:03.452 [Kendra] Need... 00:23:03.495 --> 00:23:04.495 [Penny laughing] 00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:07.388 All that laundry, those dishes 00:23:07.980 --> 00:23:08.862 You're right. 00:23:08.862 --> 00:23:10.440 [Kendra] and the pillow fluffing. 00:23:10.850 --> 00:23:11.805 You're right. 00:23:11.955 --> 00:23:14.060 She seems to be an excellent fluffer to me. 00:23:16.000 --> 00:23:16.920 [Kendra] I'm sorry. 00:23:16.970 --> 00:23:17.991 [Penny laughing] 00:23:18.361 --> 00:23:19.780 Don't encourage her. 00:23:22.340 --> 00:23:23.809 -Yeah! -[Kendra] Oh, she definitely dropped 00:23:23.809 --> 00:23:25.267 the ball on her chores. 00:23:25.840 --> 00:23:27.240 And her studies. 00:23:29.240 --> 00:23:31.180 And that's why we are where we are. 00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:34.226 Tropical vacations don't grow on trees I guess. 00:23:35.060 --> 00:23:36.240 -No you have to earn it. 00:23:37.830 --> 00:23:39.811 -I tr-- -[Kendra] If you really wanna go. 00:23:41.949 --> 00:23:43.520 [Kendra] Might meet a cute boy. 00:23:43.710 --> 00:23:44.710 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:23:45.480 --> 00:23:46.300 Yeah. 00:23:46.300 --> 00:23:49.960 [Kendra] You know you have to introduce him to mommy first, I have to approve. 00:23:50.570 --> 00:23:52.304 You're just gonna steal him from me. 00:23:54.990 --> 00:23:56.930 [Penny] She's, uh, giving a test drive. 00:23:57.999 --> 00:24:00.370 I have to make sure he's good enough for my baby. 00:24:01.370 --> 00:24:02.900 [Kimmy] Oh, god! 00:24:03.200 --> 00:24:05.650 [Kimmy] Sometimes I think she cares too much. 00:24:05.721 --> 00:24:06.721 [Penny chuckles] 00:24:07.610 --> 00:24:10.140 Well whatever, I wish my mother cared too much. 00:24:10.245 --> 00:24:11.245 [moans softly] 00:24:12.780 --> 00:24:15.950 If my mother had done what your mother is doing 00:24:15.990 --> 00:24:18.170 I might be a little bit farther in life. 00:24:18.430 --> 00:24:19.240 You think so? 00:24:19.309 --> 00:24:20.339 I think so. 00:24:21.170 --> 00:24:22.640 -Uh huh. -Uh huh. 00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:24.130 [heavy breathing] 00:24:25.929 --> 00:24:26.849 Mm hmm. 00:24:26.950 --> 00:24:27.950 [moans softly] 00:24:36.355 --> 00:24:37.373 [Kimmy moaning] 00:24:37.373 --> 00:24:38.460 Thank you mommy. 00:24:38.460 --> 00:24:39.460 Oh, my gosh! 00:24:39.460 --> 00:24:40.293 Yeah! 00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:41.870 Oh, thank you mommy. 00:24:43.420 --> 00:24:44.420 [panting] 00:24:46.830 --> 00:24:47.770 That's it. 00:24:49.364 --> 00:24:51.760 -Uh huh. -I'm just trying to give you the all... 00:24:52.950 --> 00:24:55.043 [Kendra] the benefits we never had. 00:24:56.360 --> 00:24:57.730 An advantage in life. 00:24:59.260 --> 00:25:01.690 -And you know-- -[Kendra] You need to recognize that 00:25:01.690 --> 00:25:04.371 [Kimmy] I'll definitely do the same for my kids one day. 00:25:04.500 --> 00:25:05.500 [Penny laughing] 00:25:09.375 --> 00:25:10.585 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:25:18.780 --> 00:25:21.690 I'm so sorry the house was so messy when you got here. 00:25:21.690 --> 00:25:23.288 I mean, I just... 00:25:23.870 --> 00:25:26.600 missed a few spots still. 00:25:26.690 --> 00:25:28.850 -Uh, yeah. -I did miss a few spots but... 00:25:29.040 --> 00:25:31.030 I'm glad to see some remorse here. 00:25:31.040 --> 00:25:34.330 I'm glad to see that you're taking responsibility for your chores 00:25:34.932 --> 00:25:37.466 She seems to be more malleable post orgasm. 00:25:38.454 --> 00:25:39.594 Absolutely. 00:25:40.830 --> 00:25:42.734 There are more panties on the floor 00:25:42.734 --> 00:25:44.229 than I was anticipating. 00:25:44.910 --> 00:25:47.957 Oh, you know, laundry day and all. 00:25:48.107 --> 00:25:49.107 [Penny] Mm hmm. 00:25:59.430 --> 00:26:00.370 [moans softly] 00:26:00.980 --> 00:26:02.730 Did I tell you to stop sweeping? 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:05.686 Well honey, you were the one who picked up the broom. 00:26:05.686 --> 00:26:06.882 I know, I know. 00:26:07.670 --> 00:26:08.860 Dug my own grave. 00:26:09.070 --> 00:26:11.450 [Penny] I wish my stepson would pick up a broom. 00:26:12.180 --> 00:26:12.955 Wow! 00:26:13.150 --> 00:26:14.125 [Penny] I think... 00:26:14.305 --> 00:26:16.020 Oh, that's the spot. 00:26:17.050 --> 00:26:18.390 I keep missing this spot. 00:26:18.490 --> 00:26:19.470 [Kimmy chuckles] 00:26:20.110 --> 00:26:21.290 [Penny] What's that now? 00:26:21.520 --> 00:26:23.650 Oh, which spot do you keep missing? 00:26:23.700 --> 00:26:24.660 That spot. 00:26:27.219 --> 00:26:28.610 See the rules work. 00:26:28.630 --> 00:26:29.820 -Uh huh. -You know, 00:26:29.820 --> 00:26:31.305 -you just have to remember -Yes. 00:26:31.305 --> 00:26:32.920 to enforce the rules and... 00:26:33.280 --> 00:26:34.034 you know... 00:26:34.600 --> 00:26:37.900 Works for my daughter would probably work for your son. 00:26:38.350 --> 00:26:39.108 I guess. 00:26:40.400 --> 00:26:42.660 She does seem a little bit more agreeable. 00:26:42.660 --> 00:26:45.896 Someone was a little bit sassy earlier. 00:26:45.896 --> 00:26:47.184 Just a little bit. 00:26:47.370 --> 00:26:49.648 -She was a little sassy. -I get it from my mom. 00:26:50.128 --> 00:26:51.360 Oh, there it is again. 00:26:53.060 --> 00:26:54.850 Keep sweeping young lady. 00:26:54.850 --> 00:26:55.900 -Oh, gosh! -Yes, ma'am. 00:26:55.900 --> 00:26:57.820 Let's get rid of that sass. 00:27:00.772 --> 00:27:01.556 Hmm? 00:27:02.640 --> 00:27:03.800 [Kimmy moaning] 00:27:05.755 --> 00:27:06.755 Mm hmm. 00:27:09.620 --> 00:27:10.710 [Kimmy moaning] 00:27:23.670 --> 00:27:24.874 [moaning louder ] 00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:29.440 -[Penny] There she goes. -Oh, my god! 00:27:30.020 --> 00:27:31.441 [panting] 00:27:37.788 --> 00:27:39.209 -Oh, fuck! -Yeah! 00:27:42.150 --> 00:27:43.790 [heavy breathing] 00:27:43.790 --> 00:27:44.831 [both chuckling] 00:27:50.830 --> 00:27:52.020 [Penny] There you go. 00:27:52.660 --> 00:27:53.805 -[Penny] Oh, yeah! -I don't think mommy's 00:27:53.805 --> 00:27:55.492 had enough orgasms so... 00:27:56.002 --> 00:27:57.330 What's going on with that? 00:27:57.850 --> 00:27:58.861 -Okay. -Hmm? 00:27:59.428 --> 00:28:02.500 Well I do have to get this stuff off the floor anyways so... 00:28:09.733 --> 00:28:10.888 [chuckles] 00:28:12.475 --> 00:28:13.630 Okay. 00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:15.902 Uh huh. 00:28:21.490 --> 00:28:24.444 Kendra] Am I gonna see what you learned in that anatomy class? 00:28:24.734 --> 00:28:27.596 [Kendra] Or is it all that lesbian porn you've been watching? 00:28:27.596 --> 00:28:29.710 [Kimmy] You're never gonna let that go now, are you? 00:28:29.710 --> 00:28:30.787 [Kendra] No, I'm not. 00:28:32.750 --> 00:28:33.800 [Kendra sighs] 00:28:36.033 --> 00:28:38.509 [Kendra] But at least I know where you learned some of those tricks. 00:28:38.509 --> 00:28:40.279 [Kendra] Maybe I should watch more. 00:28:41.870 --> 00:28:43.250 We could watch them together. 00:28:44.950 --> 00:28:46.638 Now there's an idea sweetheart. 00:28:46.722 --> 00:28:47.634 Mm hmm. 00:28:48.470 --> 00:28:50.630 After you've done all your chores of course. 00:28:52.660 --> 00:28:55.483 Which you have not completed yet today. 00:28:56.742 --> 00:28:59.013 [Kimmy] You know I'm never gonna get to them all at this rate. 00:28:59.013 --> 00:28:59.933 Nope. 00:29:00.206 --> 00:29:01.206 [Penny chuckles] 00:29:05.370 --> 00:29:06.500 [moans softly] 00:29:09.970 --> 00:29:11.730 The mall's overrated. 00:29:11.730 --> 00:29:12.592 It really is. 00:29:12.592 --> 00:29:14.762 -What do you need at the mall anyway? -Yeah! 00:29:14.809 --> 00:29:16.816 Oh, what do you need that you can't get at home? 00:29:16.816 --> 00:29:19.420 Can't you have your friends come over here to hang out? 00:29:19.420 --> 00:29:20.974 With my step mom? 00:29:22.460 --> 00:29:23.460 Yes. 00:29:28.360 --> 00:29:29.390 [Kendra moaning] 00:29:29.930 --> 00:29:31.780 [Penny] Yeah, I mean, I would do Maui. 00:29:31.780 --> 00:29:33.600 [Penny] I would do Maui, I would do... 00:29:33.640 --> 00:29:35.000 [Penny] I would take Hawaii. 00:29:36.673 --> 00:29:38.218 [Kendra] Double family vacation? 00:29:38.218 --> 00:29:39.130 [Penny] Yeah. 00:29:39.560 --> 00:29:41.434 [Kendra] And the kids can hit it off. 00:29:41.544 --> 00:29:44.280 [Penny] Get up to one of those black sand beaches. 00:29:46.568 --> 00:29:49.051 We went to one of the green sand beaches. 00:29:49.591 --> 00:29:51.890 And that sand was not green. 00:29:51.995 --> 00:29:52.845 [Penny laughing] 00:29:52.845 --> 00:29:53.987 -No. -No. 00:29:54.257 --> 00:29:55.583 They just call it that. 00:29:56.488 --> 00:29:57.970 Social media lied to me. 00:29:58.250 --> 00:29:59.255 [Kendra moaning] 00:30:03.940 --> 00:30:04.940 [moans softly] 00:30:09.170 --> 00:30:10.420 [Kendra moaning] 00:30:11.710 --> 00:30:14.510 See I think Florida, I think more parasailing. 00:30:14.560 --> 00:30:18.000 I think Hawaii, I think more zip lining. 00:30:18.760 --> 00:30:19.596 Mm hmm. 00:30:19.596 --> 00:30:21.628 -I don't know if-- -Oh, zip lining, hiking. 00:30:21.985 --> 00:30:24.330 Thrill seeker, oh yeah, hiking is beautiful. 00:30:24.770 --> 00:30:25.770 Beautiful hiking. 00:30:26.370 --> 00:30:28.147 -Maybe some scuba? -Have observatory. 00:30:29.070 --> 00:30:30.443 I'm sc... I'm afraid. 00:30:30.725 --> 00:30:32.620 I'm scared of scuba diving. 00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:37.030 -I'll snorkel and you can go scuba diving. -You can breathe underwater. 00:30:37.030 --> 00:30:38.960 I'll, I'll watch, I'll be like this. 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:40.061 I'll watch you. 00:30:40.630 --> 00:30:42.455 -I can see you diving. -The observer. 00:30:42.915 --> 00:30:44.413 Not so silent observer 00:30:47.120 --> 00:30:48.120 Teasing. 00:30:49.499 --> 00:30:51.635 Cool, I'll just take my tiny purse and... 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.205 [Kendra] Oh, you're fine, you're fine. 00:30:53.205 --> 00:30:56.460 -[Kendra] And we still need to catch up. -I'm teasing, I'm teasing. 00:30:56.610 --> 00:30:58.010 [Kendra] Once Kimmy is done. 00:30:58.155 --> 00:30:59.085 [Penny] Mm hmm. 00:30:59.930 --> 00:31:02.040 [Kendra] You can take a little break and... 00:31:03.010 --> 00:31:04.960 -[Kendra] finally catch up. -Mm hmm. 00:31:05.230 --> 00:31:06.248 I can take a break? 00:31:06.248 --> 00:31:08.870 [Kendra] Tell me, not you, darling. 00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:11.850 You can tell me all about your son. 00:31:12.026 --> 00:31:13.026 Mm hmm. 00:31:14.590 --> 00:31:15.549 I am proud of him. 00:31:15.549 --> 00:31:18.060 I don't wanna make it out like he's like, you know... 00:31:18.670 --> 00:31:20.510 a naughty boy or anything? 00:31:20.510 --> 00:31:22.029 Oh, they're all a bit naughty. 00:31:22.029 --> 00:31:24.531 They're all a bit a bit, he's a bit naughty. 00:31:25.100 --> 00:31:27.170 [Penny] But he is generally a good kid. 00:31:27.180 --> 00:31:31.270 [Penny] I just, you know, I wish he was more family focused to be honest. 00:31:31.270 --> 00:31:32.305 [Penny] I just... 00:31:33.055 --> 00:31:35.180 [Penny] I want him to stay in for dinner sometimes. 00:31:35.180 --> 00:31:36.981 [Penny] I want him to clean up after 00:31:36.981 --> 00:31:38.865 -[Penny] himself. -I totally understand. 00:31:38.990 --> 00:31:41.820 -[Penny] I just-- -They have to learn how to clean up, right 00:31:41.985 --> 00:31:42.985 [moans softly] 00:31:43.150 --> 00:31:45.010 [Penny] Came to the kitchen, you know, 00:31:45.010 --> 00:31:49.430 [Penny] I've, I've never seen someone make such a mess making a bowl of ramen. 00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:50.625 [Penny chuckles] 00:31:52.525 --> 00:31:54.074 And that's in the kitchen. 00:31:54.600 --> 00:31:55.600 [hard moaning] 00:32:00.320 --> 00:32:02.940 [Penny] Is there gonna be a mess on someone's face? 00:32:05.840 --> 00:32:07.140 [moaning] 00:32:09.110 --> 00:32:10.880 [Penny] Oh, is that a mommy-gasm? 00:32:12.075 --> 00:32:13.075 Mm hmm. 00:32:14.350 --> 00:32:15.730 [Penny] Oh, it's so jiggly. 00:32:16.256 --> 00:32:17.488 [Penny chuckles] 00:32:20.264 --> 00:32:21.264 [Penny] Mm hmm. 00:32:27.820 --> 00:32:31.140 Oh, I think you can add washing the couch cushions to your... 00:32:31.750 --> 00:32:33.210 list of chores. 00:32:33.872 --> 00:32:35.920 Great, the mall's probably closed now. 00:32:36.290 --> 00:32:37.190 [Penny] Probably. 00:32:37.200 --> 00:32:38.910 Come on, give your mom a kiss. 00:32:41.457 --> 00:32:43.696 [Penny] Yeah, that's good for your skin Kimmy. 00:32:49.570 --> 00:32:51.260 I suppose you can scoot. 00:32:51.810 --> 00:32:53.682 You really wanna go to the mall. 00:32:54.330 --> 00:32:55.752 -Really? -Yes. 00:32:55.872 --> 00:32:58.170 -Oh, you're the best mom ever. -I know. 00:32:58.170 --> 00:32:59.190 I know. 00:33:01.178 --> 00:33:02.638 Well, I have to get dressed. 00:33:03.090 --> 00:33:04.370 The, what about the broom? 00:33:04.370 --> 00:33:07.355 Pick up the broom, come on. 00:33:07.845 --> 00:33:08.865 Fine. 00:33:10.760 --> 00:33:11.930 Thank you. 00:33:13.299 --> 00:33:14.939 And off like a shot. 00:33:15.300 --> 00:33:16.869 She forgot the laundry. 00:33:16.869 --> 00:33:17.869 [music]42035

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.