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[intro music]

Come on over whenever you want, Penny.

Yeah, it's just me and my stepdaughter at the house today.

I know, it's been ages.

I'm excited too.

All right.

I'll see you soon.

[Kimmy] See you later, mom.

Um, where are you going young lady?

Penny's on her way over and I need this place tidied.

But I told my friends I'd meet them at the mall like 30 minutes ago

and I'm already late.

You remember what we agreed, right?

You bring up your grades from last semester

and you can take the car anytime you want.

You didn't bring up your grades.

So you know what we agreed on, right?

Oh, my god! I didn't think you were serious about that.

Listen mom, I'm an 18-year-old girl

in the prime of her life right now.

I should be hanging out with my friends and having fun.

Not cooped up in this house with my step mom

Honey...

what kind of step mom would I be

if I didn't hold you at your word, hmm?

You're right.

I shouldn't back out on my promises.

Look, all I'm asking is a week of chores

starting today.

And you can start with the living room.

And...

while you're cleaning...

I'm gonna have some not so clean fun.

Just like we agreed.

Yup, do whatever you want mom.

Just try not to slow me down too much, okay?

I wanna get to the mall today if I can.

No promises, okay?

Okay.

I think you missed a spot.

There.

Mm hmm.

It is pretty filthy.

Very dirty.

But you know...

maybe if you actually did your chores like you were supposed to.

[sighs]

I've been focusing on my studying.

You have to remember a work-life balance and while...

while you're under my roof,

this is your life.

True.

Ops, I guess you have some laundry to do too.

I'm trying to get this done quickly.

What's your rush anyway?

To go hang out with my friends.

[Kimmy sighs]

I think this is much more fun.

For me, at least.

I was about to say at least one of us.

Oh, come on now, you can't tell me you're not having fun.

Hmm?

Okay, can I get back to work now?

Suddenly you wanna do chores, hmm?

Well, a little bit.

Yeah!

I still see some dust.

[Kimmy sighs]

You're making this so much harder harder than it has to be, mom.

Isn't that the fun of it though?

I guess.

Couldn't we like listen to music or something else?

-Or something else? -That's fun too.

Okay.

Or something else.

You're trying to distract me and it's not gonna work.

Really?

Are you sure about that?

Well, there's more laundry for you.

It's like you don't want me to have a life or something.

[Kendra] We made an agreement, right?

-Yes, you're right. -[Kendra] Come on.

[Kimmy sighs]

[Kendra] And you did ask for something else.

[Kendra] Right?

Fine.

[Kendra chuckles]

[moans softly]

You're so good at cleaning.

[Kimmy sighs]

And doing whatever mommy says.

Well, of course mom.

[moans softly]

[moans softly]

You always want to live up to your agreements, right?

Especially the agreements you make with mommy.

You can't break those promises.

[Kimmy] I know, you're right.

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

You're such a good girl.

[moans softly]

[both moaning]

[Kimmy moaning]

Oh, you might just have to wash the couch cushions when we're done.

[Kendra chuckles]

Yeah, it's pretty deep, like a deep stain.

[Kendra chuckles]

Oh, if there wasn't a deep stain before.

There might be one after today.

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

[Kendra] Oh, that's a good girl.

-Mm hmm. -[Kendra] Lick mummy's pussy.

[moans softly]

[Kendra] Clean the living room and mommy.

[Kimmy chuckles]

[Kendra moaning]

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

Mommy's friend has to see what a good girl you are.

Oh, don't you wanna impress Penny?

[Kimmy] Yes, of course mom.

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

A little fluffier.

I don't know how much I can fluff.

Now you're making it flat.

[sighs]

Did no one ever teach you how to fluff a pillow?

I thought that was your job.

Maybe you better focus on laundry.

I mean my dress is awful filthy.

Fine.

You can add it to the laundry bin.

[Kimmy sighs]

I'll get to it later.

Sure you will.

Really bend over and get that one over there.

Do you think this pillow should stay like this?

Hmm?

You know I like those...

pillows...

nice and fluffy.

But it's okay if they're firm too.

I think I like them soft.

Nice and...

soft.

[moans softly]

Oh you're doing such a good job cleaning baby.

Oh, thank you mommy.

[moaning]

[Kimmy] Oh, wow!

No one said this agreement was gonna be easy, did they?

-[Kimmy] I know, mom. -Hmm?

When do you think your friend's gonna be here?

[Kendra] Soon.

[moans softly]

[Kendra] Why, are you nervous she's gonna walk in?

I just...

wanna wipe up the wet spots...

before she gets here.

[Kendra] You can do that while she and I go out to dinner.

[both moaning]

[knocking]

Come in.

[approaching footsteps]

[Penny] Hello.

-Hi. -[Penny] So...

[Penny] you are up to your old tricks.

[Penny] I'm a little early but okay.

Of course.

Come on in, have a seat.

Um...

-Yeah! -her grades were slipping again.

So you know I just...

I had to reinforce our agreement a little bit

and remind her of what our obligations are.

Well, that's not a bad way to instill some discipline.

[Penny] Might try it out with my stepson as well.

[Penny] Be a bit of a goofball, I see once they turn 18 like they

[Penny] don't want to listen to their mother anymore.

-Tell me about it. -[Penny] Yeah!

[Penny] Yeah!

[Penny] Well I'm glad to see that you are still enjoying

[Penny] the whole family with benefits thing.

[Kendra chuckles]

Enjoying?

That's a strong word for it.

I'm just trying to hurry things along so I can go out with my friends.

[Kendra] I'm so sorry.

Hush young lady, be polite.

You know, it's rude to talk about other

plans when we're entertaining.

[Kimmy sighs]

Do you want me to

maybe come back or?

No, no, no, you're fine

right where you are.

You know, it's been so long since we've seen each other.

I mean I'm really looking forward to catching up.

I don't want to miss a minute.

It has, it's been a little while.

Yeah, I've just been so busy, you know.

As are you apparently.

[groaning]

So I mean your son, he's...

slacking off or?

I just feel like every...

every five minutes he's like 'I wanna go out, I wanna go out.'

He's like never at home, which obviously

[Penny] means he's not helping out at home.

[Penny] Like he comes home, he drops his clothes on the floor,

-[Penny] maybe takes a shower. -Oh, heck! expects you to pick them up.

Right?

See that's why you just have to enforce some discipline.

[Penny] Yeah!

[Penny] I mean it's not a bad idea, I've certainly, certainly thinking about it.

[Penny] Um, you know, I'm, I'm totally straight and everything.

[Penny] So maybe I'll just watch you enacting your discipline.

That's completely fine.

[Kendra groaning]

I mean she has a load of laundry to do after this.

Or...

maybe during this.

She hasn't finish sweeping the floor either.

I guess there's that.

You know, I'm wiping it right now, right?

Hmm, good.

You can wipe something else too.

[Penny] It's, it's not how I clean, I, I don't use panties to clean my floor.

Does it, does it work really well, Kimmy?

Hey, it's all that I got.

[chuckling]

She's so feisty.

-She's so funky. -She's sti...

She is, she is, it's been a while since we...

enacted some discipline around here.

Hence my actions today.

I see that.

Well, you know Kimmy, not everyone's mom

would, you know, take such a hands on approach.

A lot of moms are just like, you know, whatever, go out.

-You know, you're in charge. -[Kendra] Thank you. Honey

I just like spending time with you.

I mean...

really, don't you like spending time with mom?

[Kimmy] Well of course I do, mom.

Good.

Do you two do like a, like a family game night or...

like family movie night,

We like family game night, but

you know, this is just so much more intimate.

[Penny chuckles]

-[Penny] It's more intimate and part -It's mommy...

-[Penny] cheesy, yeah. -mommy daughter time.

So someone has a vacation coming up.

[Kendra] That's right.

We, um...

We're, we're spending some time in Florida.

Okay.

Yeah.

Is your stepson by any chance hot?

[Penny chuckles]

Honey!

Uh, what a question.

Um, is Jay...

you know if, if I was your age and uh...

you know a guy who looked like that

asked for my number, I'd give it to him.

-You know? -Oh, nice.

He's cute, he's cute.

[Kimmy] Maybe you can introduce me.

You've got other things to think about right now, young lady.

[Penny] Unless he's a...

[Penny] Unless you can transform into a skateboard he might not be super

[Penny] interested unfortunately.

Ugh, one of those guys?

[Penny] One of those guys, I've wondered why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

[Penny] You know.

[Kendra] Too preoccupied.

[Penny] A little bit.

[Kendra] I don't know if he meets a cute girl...

[Kendra] might actually change his mind, he might think of something else.

[Penny chuckles]

[Kendra] For a change, right?

Would that be the best thing for your grades right now, Kimmy?

A boyfriend?

No, somebody has to focus.

We're focusing, we're focusing.

[Kimmy] Or maybe I could have someone to study with.

[Kendra] Focus on mommy right now honey,

Are you excited for your Florida vacation?

Oh, my god! Yes.

Mm hmm.

I just wanna get out of here

[Kendra sighs]

Are you gonna do like, do maybe like a tour?

Like you have so much responsibility.

Um, the resort we're at is really beautiful and it's right on the beach.

-[Penny] First time? -So, mm hmm.

[Kendra] First time, I think we'll have some fun on the beach.

-[Kendra] Some fun at the pool. -Mm hmm.

[Kendra] Maybe she'll meet some cute boys there.

[Kendra] Or maybe she can focus on some mommy time, huh?

[Kendra] Maybe you'll have more mommy time there?

-[Kendra] Yeah? -Whatever you say mom.

[Kendra] I know exactly whatever I say.

[Penny] It's more of a relaxing vacation.

Not a go, go, go, go, go vacation.

Exactly.

[Kendra moaning]

[Penny chuckles]

-Good, I think that's-- -Definitely looking forward to relaxing.

Yeah! The last time we had like a relaxing vacation.

I'm trying to think, we did Hawaii a couple of years ago.

-Hawaii is beautiful. -It was fun.

I mean, parts of Hawaii are very beautiful.

And we were like staying more over on, um...

part of the side where it's pretty much, like it's a rock.

Which is like nice but it's just rock as far as the eye can see.

And like after like the first couple of days I was like, okay.

Enough rock?

[both laughing]

After the first couple of days I was like, can we go see some trees?

Oh, give me the sandy beaches.

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

[Penny] Oh, hello.

[Kendra moaning]

[Penny] Look at you multitasking, Kimmy.

[Kimmy] Mm hmm.

-[Penny chuckles] -[moaning]

She's so good at that.

[Kendra moaning]

[both moaning]

[Kendra moaning]

I, of course, have never seen this before.

[hard moaning]

[Kendra moaning]

Is this is what lesbian porn is like?

-I wouldn't know. -I mean...

pretty much.

[chuckles]

I wouldn't know and you wouldn't know either, right Kimmy?

No.

[laughing]

Uh-oh!

My mom is right here.

Oh, okay.

So nobody needs to put a

password protector back on the, on the computer.

Are you not telling mommy something?

Are you keeping secrets?

-Better hide that credit card. -[Kimmy] Please stop telling on me.

I feel like you told on you.

[Kendra] She just made the suggestion, you know?

Oh, you verified.

Fine.

But I've watched lesbian porn, once.

Just that one time.

-Just out on time? -I --

Maybe twice.

Oh,

that's why you got so good at this.

Hmm?

Oh...

I was studying.

[Penny chuckles]

-That's what you're -See?

doing when you're studying.

I get it now.

-Well... -Hmm?

-See is-- -So, so what are you studying?

You're studying anatomy?

Yeah, um...

-right now. -You're supposed to be studying anatomy.

[Kimmy] Anatomy class has been going pretty well.

[Kimmy] Um, we've definitely learned a lot.

[Kimmy] Is your son taking or stepson taking anatomy?

[Penny] I don't think so.

No, I'd have to ask him.

-[Penny] Do you like it? -Maybe he should.

[Kimmy] Yeah, it's a, it's a pretty good class.

And my professor is kind of hot.

-Oh, is it a he or she? -[Kendra] Excuse me, young lady.

I didn't say that.

My professor is a very smart man.

Oh, okay.

[Kendra groaning]

Was a...

was the lesbian erotica his suggestion?

-or was that an independent study? -Is that homework?

Is that homework?

More of an independent study.

-[Kendra] Okay. -See because I knew I wasn't getting my

grades up so I knew I'd have to know what to do with mom.

Oh, okay.

See?

-Such a neat-- -She saved herself there, huh?

Yeah, neat and tidy little explanation.

Well...

You know I need a lot of explanation these days.

Uh, a little bit.

But you're trying, right?

Yeah, especially 'cause I don't wanna get in trouble right before we go on

-our vacation. -Oh, yeah!

You don't wanna be grounded in Florida stuck in the

-the resort room. -[Kendra] Mm mmh.

[Kendra] Stuck in the hotel?

That might not be so bad.

[Penny] Oh, really?

[Penny] Oh, okay.

[Kendra] Quality mommy daughter time.

I didn't think you'd be stuck in the resort.

[Kimmy chuckles]

Oh, great.

Getting myself in trouble with words again.

-It seems. -Who would you be stuck in

the resort with? Hmm?

Well, were you guys planning

on going on vacation with us?

Maybe next year.

[Kendra] I think that's a good idea.

Do you have a place that you'd like to go?

You said Hawaii was beautiful.

I did like, you know I still haven't done Maui.

-Really? -I would do Maui.

Ugh, I wanna go so bad.

I think, I'd have a lot of fun.

You know, picking wild fruits...

Mm hmm.

-hanging out on the beach. -Yeah.

Maybe meeting a Hawaiian boy.

Oh, yeah.

[Kendra] Oh, we have to get those grades up, don't we?

-Yeah. -A local boy?

Fun.

Yes, a local boy.

[Kimmy chuckles]

Would you have fun?

You know, I bet Jay would like to surf.

That would be so fun.

I would love to learn how to surf with him.

Mm hmm.

[Kimmy chuckles]

We could definitely ride the waves.

[Kendra] You better earn it.

Get those grades up.

-Oh, I don't know if you want me to-- -[Kendra] Do what mommy says.

[Kimmy sighs]

Yes, mom.

Well it could be fun.

Last time we went out there, we got a...

We got a private chef who came to our...

our place that we were renting, that was really nice.

Oh, wow!

I can't remember his name but he, um...

His whole thing is like he forages everything that he creates

including like fishing and hunting.

-Oh, wow! -Yeah!

So when we had wild goat or boar,

like the chef had killed it.

-Wow! -Like he hunted it himself.

[Kendra] Someone needs to remember to do her chores if she wants to go on vacation.

[Kendra] Need...

[Penny laughing]

All that laundry, those dishes

You're right.

[Kendra] and the pillow fluffing.

You're right.

She seems to be an excellent fluffer to me.

[Kendra] I'm sorry.

[Penny laughing]

Don't encourage her.

-Yeah! -[Kendra] Oh, she definitely dropped

the ball on her chores.

And her studies.

And that's why we are where we are.

Tropical vacations don't grow on trees I guess.

-No you have to earn it.

-I tr-- -[Kendra] If you really wanna go.

[Kendra] Might meet a cute boy.

[Kimmy chuckles]

Yeah.

[Kendra] You know you have to introduce him to mommy first, I have to approve.

You're just gonna steal him from me.

[Penny] She's, uh, giving a test drive.

I have to make sure he's good enough for my baby.

[Kimmy] Oh, god!

[Kimmy] Sometimes I think she cares too much.

[Penny chuckles]

Well whatever, I wish my mother cared too much.

[moans softly]

If my mother had done what your mother is doing

I might be a little bit farther in life.

You think so?

I think so.

-Uh huh. -Uh huh.

[heavy breathing]

Mm hmm.

[moans softly]

[Kimmy moaning]

Thank you mommy.

Oh, my gosh!

Yeah!

Oh, thank you mommy.

[panting]

That's it.

-Uh huh. -I'm just trying to give you the all...

[Kendra] the benefits we never had.

An advantage in life.

-And you know-- -[Kendra] You need to recognize that

[Kimmy] I'll definitely do the same for my kids one day.

[Penny laughing]

[Kimmy chuckles]

I'm so sorry the house was so messy when you got here.

I mean, I just...

missed a few spots still.

-Uh, yeah. -I did miss a few spots but...

I'm glad to see some remorse here.

I'm glad to see that you're taking responsibility for your chores

She seems to be more malleable post orgasm.

Absolutely.

There are more panties on the floor

than I was anticipating.

Oh, you know, laundry day and all.

[Penny] Mm hmm.

[moans softly]

Did I tell you to stop sweeping?

Well honey, you were the one who picked up the broom.

I know, I know.

Dug my own grave.

[Penny] I wish my stepson would pick up a broom.

Wow!

[Penny] I think...

Oh, that's the spot.

I keep missing this spot.

[Kimmy chuckles]

[Penny] What's that now?

Oh, which spot do you keep missing?

That spot.

See the rules work.

-Uh huh. -You know,

-you just have to remember -Yes.

to enforce the rules and...

you know...

Works for my daughter would probably work for your son.

I guess.

She does seem a little bit more agreeable.

Someone was a little bit sassy earlier.

Just a little bit.

-She was a little sassy. -I get it from my mom.

Oh, there it is again.

Keep sweeping young lady.

-Oh, gosh! -Yes, ma'am.

Let's get rid of that sass.

Hmm?

[Kimmy moaning]

Mm hmm.

[Kimmy moaning]

[moaning louder ]

-[Penny] There she goes. -Oh, my god!

[panting]

-Oh, fuck! -Yeah!

[heavy breathing]

[both chuckling]

[Penny] There you go.

-[Penny] Oh, yeah! -I don't think mommy's

had enough orgasms so...

What's going on with that?

-Okay. -Hmm?

Well I do have to get this stuff off the floor anyways so...

[chuckles]

Okay.

Uh huh.

Kendra] Am I gonna see what you learned in that anatomy class?

[Kendra] Or is it all that lesbian porn you've been watching?

[Kimmy] You're never gonna let that go now, are you?

[Kendra] No, I'm not.

[Kendra sighs]

[Kendra] But at least I know where you learned some of those tricks.

[Kendra] Maybe I should watch more.

We could watch them together.

Now there's an idea sweetheart.

Mm hmm.

After you've done all your chores of course.

Which you have not completed yet today.

[Kimmy] You know I'm never gonna get to them all at this rate.

Nope.

[Penny chuckles]

[moans softly]

The mall's overrated.

It really is.

-What do you need at the mall anyway? -Yeah!

Oh, what do you need that you can't get at home?

Can't you have your friends come over here to hang out?

With my step mom?

Yes.

[Kendra moaning]

[Penny] Yeah, I mean, I would do Maui.

[Penny] I would do Maui, I would do...

[Penny] I would take Hawaii.

[Kendra] Double family vacation?

[Penny] Yeah.

[Kendra] And the kids can hit it off.

[Penny] Get up to one of those black sand beaches.

We went to one of the green sand beaches.

And that sand was not green.

[Penny laughing]

-No. -No.

They just call it that.

Social media lied to me.

[Kendra moaning]

[moans softly]

[Kendra moaning]

See I think Florida, I think more parasailing.

I think Hawaii, I think more zip lining.

Mm hmm.

-I don't know if-- -Oh, zip lining, hiking.

Thrill seeker, oh yeah, hiking is beautiful.

Beautiful hiking.

-Maybe some scuba? -Have observatory.

I'm sc... I'm afraid.

I'm scared of scuba diving.

-I'll snorkel and you can go scuba diving. -You can breathe underwater.

I'll, I'll watch, I'll be like this.

I'll watch you.

-I can see you diving. -The observer.

Not so silent observer

Teasing.

Cool, I'll just take my tiny purse and...

[Kendra] Oh, you're fine, you're fine.

-[Kendra] And we still need to catch up. -I'm teasing, I'm teasing.

[Kendra] Once Kimmy is done.

[Penny] Mm hmm.

[Kendra] You can take a little break and...

-[Kendra] finally catch up. -Mm hmm.

I can take a break?

[Kendra] Tell me, not you, darling.

You can tell me all about your son.

Mm hmm.

I am proud of him.

I don't wanna make it out like he's like, you know...

a naughty boy or anything?

Oh, they're all a bit naughty.

They're all a bit a bit, he's a bit naughty.

[Penny] But he is generally a good kid.

[Penny] I just, you know, I wish he was more family focused to be honest.

[Penny] I just...

[Penny] I want him to stay in for dinner sometimes.

[Penny] I want him to clean up after

-[Penny] himself. -I totally understand.

-[Penny] I just-- -They have to learn how to clean up, right

[moans softly]

[Penny] Came to the kitchen, you know,

[Penny] I've, I've never seen someone make such a mess making a bowl of ramen.

[Penny chuckles]

And that's in the kitchen.

[hard moaning]

[Penny] Is there gonna be a mess on someone's face?

[moaning]

[Penny] Oh, is that a mommy-gasm?

Mm hmm.

[Penny] Oh, it's so jiggly.

[Penny chuckles]

[Penny] Mm hmm.

Oh, I think you can add washing the couch cushions to your...

list of chores.

Great, the mall's probably closed now.

[Penny] Probably.

Come on, give your mom a kiss.

[Penny] Yeah, that's good for your skin Kimmy.

I suppose you can scoot.

You really wanna go to the mall.

-Really? -Yes.

-Oh, you're the best mom ever. -I know.

I know.

Well, I have to get dressed.

The, what about the broom?

Pick up the broom, come on.

Fine.

Thank you.

And off like a shot.

She forgot the laundry.

[music]