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Fuck that. I don't like getting tattooed as it is.

I'm not trying to get them removed now.

Yeah,

you're fucking weird.

Fucking freak.

Yeah, fuck yeah, I'm a stuntwoman with seven kids.

Yeah, I am.

Oh, my God, girl. We got to go. It's so late. Let's get out of here. Let's go.

Stop making me redo it all over again.

Oh,

my God.

All right, here we go. All right.

I thought something poked me.

What? Oh, come the fuck on. I do not need this right now.

You do realize I have no money to fix you, right?

Fucking piece of shit.

Fucking... Fuck you.

Hey, how's it going, man?

Bring that gas?

No, I think it's just a piece of shit.

It's got a full tank.

Just shut off on you, huh? Yeah.

So, why don't you go ahead and pop the hood? I'll take a look at it for you.

Really? Yeah.

Hey, thanks, man. Yeah, no problem.

So are you a mechanic or something?

No, no, it's a big thing.

Say, could you hold this for me?

What the fuck?

Is that a purpose?

Oh, dad already...

Do you two know each other?

No.

You see, I didn't think so, but the internet tells me otherwise.

Did you know that you're both friends or follow one another on three different

social networking sites?

No.

So you don't find it a little bit odd that you can follow each other not on

not on two, but on three separate social networking sites and not actually know

one another?

I don't understand. What are we doing here?

You find out that you both like the same things, you both hate the same things,

and you actually have goals that would pair perfectly for a nice, supportive

relationship.

What is this? Some sort of twisted, backwards -ass dating game?

No, this is a twisted, backwards -ass fucking game.

You fuck, I watch.

If you do well, you get out of here alive.

He's a fucking liar.

Oh, I'll kill the ever -loving shit out of him.

And he doesn't want that, do you, Michael? No.

So get to it. I haven't got all day, and frankly, neither do you.

Just keep in mind that this isn't the first time I've done this, and it

certainly won't be the last. So you two are so incredibly fucking disposable to

me, it's not even funny.

Well,

what are you waiting for?

Michael, get up off your ass and start eating hers.

Now, Jessa, while you... You're bent over. I want you to grab a condom from

box and get ready to put it on him.

I'm not an animal after all.

Jesus fucking Christ, can I even kiss her?

That's a spirit. Now try to enjoy yourselves. I know I will.

Oh my God.

We can do this. We can do this.

We can do this.

We can do this.

We can do this. We can do this.

I want to live.

We're both in this together.

We're both in this together. We can do this.

Do this. So the fucking psychopath is happy.

Fucking happy night, piece of shit.

going to do that?

Penis!

But I'm gonna have to keep going.