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You're pregnant?

I'm having a baby.

Carlos,

if us having sex is hurting you, then will you just stop?

No.

Go have sex, Carlos.

Knock yourself out.

You were together 34 years, Carlos.

That can't be outweighed by just a few months.

It is none of your business why I had to leave. I don't have to explain myself

to you. I haven't been completely honest with you about Liam.

You said that there was an overlap.

He wouldn't still want to marry you if he knew you used to screw men for money.

Will you marry me?

Yeah. Yes.

You know, in Brazil, the bucks and the hens celebrate together.

Much more fun.

Yeah, well, I've never been a fan of the last night of freedom concerts.

Well, not too late to cancel the hens.

Danny's gone to so much effort, and then, you know, Tom would cancel his

No, no, no, I'm kidding.

Oh, right, yeah, it's all set up.

Now, Rob said you would probably stick to beer, but make a list of any wine

they drink.

And, uh...

Don't let the butts get too wild.

Fabiana, you are my eyes and ears.

Too wild?

Never.

Come on, come inside.

I've got to get ready. What's the weird vibe today? Are you nervous about the

hens? No. What?

When you said that you and Miranda were childhood friends, was there ever any

other history?

Where's this coming from?

So there was.

We didn't play catch and kiss, if that's what you're asking.

Hey.

The stripper pole.

This is an elegant and mature event. No penis -related games.

Penis games?

There's more than one.

Yeah. Pin the penis on the naked man. Penis ring toss. Penis piñata.

Not to mention inflatable penis sword fighting.

No tacky stuff allowed for you either.

Hey, I can't help it if Rob comes up with any surprises.

And maybe don't drink too much.

Hello, Fun Police.

Yes, I'd like to report my wife. You don't want to get drunk and say anything

Tom that you might regret.

If he was marrying the right woman, I wouldn't say a thing.

Today, Theta is the loveliest... ..second loveliest woman in the world,

is a very lucky man.

Don't say anything else, got it?

Oh, you know what you're like after a few beers. You start saying things you

shouldn't. Well, as is.

No telling anyone until the three -month mark, OK?

This might come as a shock to you, but pregnancy and babies don't tend to come

up in a conversation at a box party.

And I'm very good at keeping secrets.

Since when?

Might be a few surprises today.

That's all I'm saying.

Hey, can you give Tom for me, please?

That's a little sexist, isn't it? The idea of owning someone.

It's meant to be funny, and I have one for the bride as well.

Big plans for the bus?

Whatever's usual.

Am I pleased to be amicable?

What's that?

Frictionless, compatible, friendly.

Friendly? No, sure. I mean, free, single friends.

That's us.

Free except for the rules.

And just to be clear, discreet sex is okay?

Very discreet.

Okay.

Why are you sleeping with someone?

Not yet, but I'm working on it.

If we can't get to the bucks and hens, I'm bringing it to you. And with me, you

get the full package.

Oh, thank you, but I think I'll pass. Just take your pills and behave

Doctor did say to exercise.

Do you remember Rodney McLean?

Rod McLean, yeah.

He had a heart attack because he wasn't having sex with his wife.

Yes,

a hair -loosing apprentice.

The cleavage was longer than a skirt.

Rod McLean. Now, that was a memorable Bucks night.

In a rovo, on the lake, at the golf links, no oars. Yours was pretty out

from all accounts.

My lips are still sealed, which would have been useful, actually, on the

Oh, I don't want to hear.

Don't tell me you girls didn't get up to mischief.

Oh, ours was quite tame.

Really? Naughtiest thing I got was a pair of red satin, aren't you?

Yeah, I remember them.

Which brings us back to the start of our conversation.

Oh, I forgot you met a musel.

rescue you. No, can you look after Sasha?

Make sure she has a good time at the hands.

Huh. Can you do that for me?

Yeah, big effort.

Thomas. Thank you.

Oh, I'm not!

Yay!

So this is for you?

Woohoo!

That was super, mate. That's the worst you can do.

I've got a thing.

Get up.

up with a few quiet drinks, then head out into no man's land.

Oh, dude, it's a full moon, so anything's possible.

Come on. All right.

Last night of freedom, buddy. Move it.

Bye. See ya.

So,

um, no L plates, no failed. Oh, no, I've got a badge.

You have a badge? Yeah, I read your memo about.

engaging in the spirit of things. Are we going to play any games? No. I didn't

realise that you were into those, but I'll remember that for your wedding. No,

it's just that I promised Tom I'd make an effort with Sasha.

Maybe one game, if it's not tacky.

Such as?

Post -it note game.

Where do you stick them? Brown writes a little bit of gossip about Sasha and

your ticket on the wall.

Gossip? Yeah, you know, a little funny story.

And then she has to guess who wrote which.

Well, there it is.

I mean, if Tom did take Miranda, it's no big deal.

Well, exactly.

The other one wearing the badge.

Was wearing the badge.

Tom won't tell me. He thinks it will hurt my feelings.

Oh, will it?

God, no, no. I'm just curious.

That's all. You know, they're obviously, they're only flatmates now.

They were never even together.

Tom kind of blew a chance with them and that was that. Having fun?

Yes. Good, because today's all about you, so let me know if I can do

Whatever. Just say. Okay?

Hi.

Oh, welcome. Come on in. I'm Danny. Hi.

Sasha, hi, Steve. Would you put them on the table?

Oh.

Hi. Hi.

They're beautiful.

I brought things for you. Oh, thanks. Come here, please.

I promised Sasha that this would be classy and, you know.

Thank you.

So.

Why don't you just take the hint?

She's been lying to you.

Screwing both of them. Yeah, I know. She told me all about it.

You've no idea what you're getting yourself into with that haul.

I never thought he'd marry a girl whose friends and family we don't even know.

Her old man came to the vineyard once.

Maori bloke.

Yeah, I was away. You and Tom showed him round.

I still think he's far better suited to Miranda.

Keep Cal in the family?

I wasn't thinking of that. I was thinking of Tom.

It's all right.

We should talk about it, though.

There's nothing to talk about.

Okay, let's go for a nice afternoon walk then.

No. Why not?

Well, you're meant to be taking it easy.

Last time I checked, I wasn't dead.

Sorry. No, it's all right. I'll let you guys finish. No, come in.

Time for a refill anyway.

The cowboy saddled up a few minutes ago and left, so it is time to go out now.

I never really liked being the centre of attention.

I diagnosed stripper trauma, the only cure for that. Champagne.

Yes, you and Tom finally getting hitched.

I wish I'd stayed with him the first time. Then all of this shit of the past

years, it never would have happened.

Like the never?

True.

But I really regret ever letting him go.

I'll do this. Nah, it's my mess.

How many times has he been here?

I only saw him at the opening.

I'll glint it.

So who is this guy?

We'll just try and get this party back on track, huh?

You knew she was seeing him? Yeah.

And you don't have a problem with that?

It's between Tom and Sasha. Steve, he's marrying her.

You seriously trust her? I mean, how do you know she's not still seeing him?

Steve, are you nuts, man?

Why are you going through with it? Look, just leave it, okay?

What, so you think it's right to just sit back and let your mate marry some

chick who's already doing another guy? Shut up!

Or piss off!

Can't you see I'm just looking out for you? No, what I see is you trying to

me against my fiancée. Out my box.

Ah!

Sasha, Liam's just showed up at the bar looking for you. You said you broke it

off with him. So what does he want?

We need to sort this out. Give me a call, please.

Oh, that was the dude from the restaurant. Yeah, I know.

So he's not just a customer?

She left him for me, and he didn't take it very well.

Oh, he's an ex, so who cares?

I just don't want him hassling her when she's here by herself.

We can't have the bucks without the glue.

So, come on.

Everything okay?

Yeah. Show's over. As well, open up the bar.

Ash has got a fever. I tried the tip of the shower thing, but it didn't work.

Well, what's wrong with him?

He's got a rash.

I'm really worried.

Can you come over?

Um, yeah, I just... I'm in Tom's class.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, it's all right. I can come. No, no, no, it's okay. I'll call the children's

hospital first, see what they say. All right, we'll do that, and then just call

me straight back, okay?

It's a sommelier.

You should be good at it.

What about a work story?

Christmas party?

Um, a wardrobe malfunction where she's not wearing a bra.

For example.

Go up to the boss.

Kiss the girl.

Oh, I've got silch. It's good that her ex drives a Ferrari.

It's good.

Penis strolls are a hit.

Yeah. How does parties bring out the work?

Yeah.

Oh, top off.

Oh, no, thanks.

Read the label, Ed.

Champagne from the champagne road trip.

Yeah, no, I'm good. I'm good.

You are not good. You are never good. Okay, but not today.

Yes, no, today is the day where I need you to get really what it should and

your husband's story, okay? Not taking no for an answer. I'm pregnant.

What?

I'm not supposed to say. Oh, congratulations.

Thank you so much.

You can't tell Grace.

Uh, Grace specifically, or?

Uh,

her. Her again.

We've got nothing.

He hates Pinot Grigio.

So, like, we'll see.

Oh, sorry.

None of these people here have known her more than two years.

That's weird, right?

Yeah, it was the same with the wine bar at people.

Well, maybe she's just not a girl's girl.

Yeah.

Maybe Sasha has no friends because she doesn't like other women.

Okay.

Someone needs a drink.

love with Tom Miranda?

No.

Did he ever love you?

I don't know. You'd have to ask him that.

Must be really hard seeing him happy with me.

So I'm going to make it easier for you.

I need you to pack your things and leave now.

Why should I? You don't even live here yet.

You undermine me all the time. No, I don't. We both know you do. Trust me.

Sasha, I cannot wait to get away from you.

But I've just started looking for... I don't care where you go. Just get the

fuck out of our apartment.

I'm trying to be spontaneous.

You're being ridiculous.

What? Can I only be spontaneous for the colour?

Only dance with him?

Don't pick a fight.

Maggie, I know what you've sacrificed.

But if you did it out of pity, I'd rather not stay.

That's not why I did it.

Why don't you want our love life back on track? Why do you go into your shell

when I talk about him?

Because it's awkward talking about Cal with you.

And I'm not staying out of pity.

Are you sure?

You know, you are an idiot.

Do you know that?

You don't want to dance. You didn't want to walk. It's all the things you said

you wanted. Warwick, I don't want you to dance or walk or have sex because I

don't want you to die on him.

You have no idea what it was like sitting in that hospital, realising, for

whatever stupid reason, you are the love of my goddamn life.

Most of the time.

Yes. Okay, I can take that.

Yeah, but just because I don't want to have sex with him doesn't mean I want

to have sex with other people.

Right. You do realise how unfair that sounds?

Yeah.

But he hasn't yet, right? No.

Oh, he's working on it, apparently.

Working on it? You said that? Today.

Oh, that sounds like he's trying to make you jealous.

Yeah, it worked.

If you don't want him to sleep with Fabiana, then tell him.

And what?

We just pick up where we left off?

I don't see a problem with that.

When's the game start?

Oh, Miranda is in charge of that.

Um, can you do the honours?

Let's just take a minute to breathe.

I'm sure Sasha didn't mean go now as in down now. No, she made herself very

clear. It's better this way. They're getting married in three weeks, and I

to find a new place anyway.

You pay rent.

Max, where are you?

I'm trying to get a hold of you, and you're not picking up. I'm coming over

yours now, okay?

Just call me back.

You have to be home.

Come back to the party.

Talk to Sasha, clear it up. We are past that point.

Oh, way too hot, mate.

Hello, Aaron.

Ah, I don't know if you like drinking, man.

Boy, listen, if I had to leave you here with him, can I trust you not to go

trashing the bride?

I need much more beer, man.

There's Beaumont.

Oh, Tom, hey, um, how's the party?

Uh, painful.

Captain Steve.

No, Max Ashley.

Is he there?

Nah, no big show.

Headline?

Everything okay?

Uh, no, something's happened at Max's. There's, um, there's blood on the floor.

Okay, just stay put. I'll, um, I'll be right over. No, I don't want blood.

Already on my way.

Where are you going?

Got it, Jet.

You can't leave your own box. Sorry.

Hey, um, have either of you seen Sasha?

She's, um, kicked Miranda out of the flat.

What, out of this flat?

Her flat.

How's that? Is she all right? No, she's upset. I tried to talk to her, but she's

gone to Mexico.

Now Sasha's disappeared.

Great.

I have officially thrown the worst hen's party ever.

Bugs. Not without being poured into a cup. Yeah, well, Sasha's ex can't spoil

the mood.

You're not marrying her, dude. You don't have to approve.

Eric, he just went home.

Bugs isn't working out too well, huh?

Yeah, the proof that bug and ass should always be held together.

Less dents of trouble, more dents.

Yeah, the Brazilian is always better.

Guns.

But I also like your wife.

I'm not going to do this.

Get out.

She's taking us to the hospital.

We've got to go, dear. I'll get a cab.

I'll see you later.

You didn't have

to come.

Too late.

I've tried calling him and he's not picking up. I don't know whether I

call the police.

He's probably just cut his finger on some glass.

It's easy enough to do.

There's a little more blood in that.

What, did you check the garage? Is the spike still there?

I suppose you think you're a genius, don't you?

No, I saw the blood and got out.

Oh, my... Matt!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

in exchange names.

Do you get these kind of visits often, dear?

Shouldn't you be tied naked to a lamppost by now?

You're having a bigger night than I am.

I called Steve. Tom answered.

He was worried.

Night in shining armour, huh?

To your Jason Bourne.

So is this your...

Full -time work, or do you have a day job as well?

My day job also involves dressing up and being commanding. I'm a lawyer,

actually. I'm still studying.

Wow, it seems that I have a thing for lawyers.

Well, I have a thing for Brazilians.

Where's Tom?

What's the answer to that?

I can't.

Because of Liam?

Because of me.

Um, we're busy, so shall I stay until close?

Ah, yeah, thanks. And, uh, if Tom comes back, tell him I'll be at his place.

Okay. Hang on.

Come with me this year, okay?

Okay, thanks. See you.

How much more committed can you get?

Why do you always care about Miranda?

Because Miranda's in love with Tom.

Oh, come on. We all know it. I mean, she should have kissed him instead of

kissing Carlos.

What? What?

Okay, so we have one, maybe one and a half bottles of champagne left. Drink

Ah, no, no, no. Not for me. Thank you.

Since when do you not back bubbles? Since she's pregnant.

What part of don't tell anyone do you not understand? Are you pregnant?

It's very early.

Congratulations. It was supposed to be a secret. Oh, no secrets in this

building. What did Jade say?

Oh, we haven't told her yet.

I'm not going to until we absolutely have to. If it was me, I'd be making an

official announcement.

Or you could be sister wives. I mean, how do you feel about Mormons?

You and Jade are on an even playing field now.

But you're the wife.

So you win.

And tell.

Is he okay?

Dr. Pez has got germ in his... Poor little fella.

I've got to... Grips and I have to be picked up at the farm. The emergency's

stupidly busy.

Yeah, it's a full moon.

Are you all right?

A bit of a scare.

I'm sorry I didn't get here soon. I just... I handled it. It's okay.

Do you want me to do anything?

No, it's cool. But I will let you know if I need help tomorrow.

I've got to keep him inside if possible. He's contagious.

Um, yeah, on that...

It's probably best if we keep him away from Colette at the moment, just in case

you were thinking about bringing him around.

Colette's pregnant.

Yeah, well, I wasn't going to say anything, but I can't take the risk.

Since when?

It's only recent. We haven't said anything.

Well, I guess we'll stand less of you then.

What do you mean?

Come on, Colette's your wife.

Ash and I are a mistake.

No, Ash is my son, always.

Yeah, you say that now.

Look, I'm not going to stop supporting you.

I should go to the pharmacy.

Can I pay for it?

Fine.

He's still not answering.

You're really surprised?

Shut the door on your way out.

Perfect end to a perfect day.

So what's the deal with you and this guy that showed up?

There is no deal.

What did Tom do?

Well, he would have beaten the crap out of him if we hadn't held him back.

I suppose he really loves you.

It's the best thing in my life.

Maybe you should tell me some stories about yourself.

Material for the best man speech.

Just drink.

Why did Tom leave the box?

Because I was bagging you.

Fantastic best man you've turned out to be.

Didn't help when your old boyfriend called you a whore.

This must always burn for me.

Can I interest you in a revolting instant coffee?

No.

You should have been a salesman.

Oh, call it sweet.

Checking if I'm okay.

Hey, you should go.

You shouldn't have left your box night for this.

It's grateful for the excuse.

Well... That's another black mark against my name on Sasha's list.

Sasha's got a list?

Ah, forget it.

You two okay?

She asked me to pack my bags and get out tonight.

What? Yeah, that's why I was at Max's.

Really?

I guess I just used too much hot water.

I'm going to go check on Max, but you should go.

No, I'll wait for you.

Do you mind if I borrow your charger?

Sure. Thank you. No problem.

So, are you going to tell me what happened?

It was payback for the story on the Russians.

It happens.

Not to most journalists.

No, most journalist subjects don't end up in jail.

Gosh, can't you write about... council policy or hot chocolate?

Not unless that's a euphemism.

No.

Nothing's broken.

I'll be fine. I just need to get some sleep.

Okay.

Well, I'll see you tomorrow.

See ya.

So what happened?

The stripper got a little too rough.

What? Your finger.

Oh.

Nothing compared to that.

Well, did you even clean it?

Yeah.

Ran water over it.

Grateful for the excuse, huh?

That's what you said about leaving your box.

Did I?

Yeah. Got locked in the place with a whip.

glass, then you'd rather put the bird in about Sasha.

No.

They will come around eventually.

Yeah, well, he's got three weeks.

Isn't that what you boys actually want?

I knew you always wanted it.

I didn't know it was you.

Hating me so much is such a cliche.

You think I'm not telling Tom you're insane?

Go tell Tom.

You should probably know he's kept secrets from you too.

What?

Tom and Danny.

They had sex when they were dating.

I don't want to talk about it. Oh, yes, you do. Otherwise, you wouldn't have

mentioned it.

Oh, hi.

The bus's over already.

You shall.

Silly.

All right, all right, I'll tell you.

Um, it was... Well, it was actually Harry that saw Carlos and Miranda

Where? Uh, on the beach, and it was the night before Ash was born. I remember,

because I remember looking at you and Jade, thinking how amazing you were, and

there was me...

Getting all funny about some stupid kiss and Carlos and I weren't even together.

Technically. Don't start. This is about Miranda and Carlos.

So what, are they into each other? Apparently not. Apparently he just

because he couldn't kiss me.

Wait, the story is about you. No.

Grace, if the box is finished, Carlos is probably working on Fabiana.

Wait, did I miss something? It might not be too late.

So, do you know Harry well?

Oh, we're mates.

Knew him in the pre -beard days.

You know he's married.

Yeah, and that's his business, not mine or yours.

What about you?

You single?

I told you that it's complicated.

Open.

Grace knows and she doesn't care.

I'm up for a bit of a sway.

No, you don't have to overcompensate.

Has it occurred to you that nearly dying might have changed me a bit?

Then let's make it like it was at the start, not at the end.

I got into some bad habits, I know that.

So we'll change them.

You sure I'm not the pity boat?

You sure you didn't fake your heart attack to win me back?

How drunk are you?

I want to talk about your sister moving in for a little while.

Asher doesn't want her living there anymore.

if she left the hands party and didn't come back?

Yeah. I mean, I don't need a medal, but a goodbye and thank you would have been

nice.

How was your stripper?

I don't know.

It's a cowboy.

How's Tom doing?

He left early, too.

Well, I'm excited.

Brian could be meeting up with him prior this time.

That sounds pretty good to me.

I should clean this up.

No, grab your suitcase. You're coming home with me.

Tom, I can't.

Sasha made her feelings very clear.

Miranda, staying tonight.

Explain tomorrow.

Okay? Sorted.

Suitcase.

And this little gem in the bathroom. Yeah, it looks better on you than it did

him. Sounds like your night was about as good as mine.

That's a guilty face. What have you done?

I might have accidentally told Danny that I'm pregnant. And she told Grace.

It's a relief.

Told the boys?

Not the boys. The Bucks party went down the drain, but... Well, the short story

is Ash has got the German measles. And look, I know you've had the rubella

but... I don't think it's worth taking the risk, so I kind of had to say

something to Jade.

You told Jade that we're pregnant? Yeah, well, I had to, and it was really

weird, actually. She... It's like she was jealous or something.

If you're going to kill me, make it quick.

The secret's out. There's nothing we can do about it.

You're not mad?

Boys wanted to sleep with a cowboy.

Well, man.

today's your lucky day

once

in a town in a

far away place there's a boy who sits waiting alone

dreams of your town and the people you're sitting with

All of them with you right now.

Oh, I'll cry.

I do.

Talking about people who talk about you.

Still I can't see the truth.

I know a boy who'd just love to be talked to, just eye to eye, see

in blue.

And I want to.

I hope.

Just for you. Tom, you okay?

Just for you.

Never had Come on, come inside