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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,635 --> 00:01:56,468 - Oh. 2 00:01:58,834 --> 00:02:00,468 I forgot my keys on the bus. 3 00:02:07,569 --> 00:02:11,302 And definitely forgot my Three Musketeers bar too. 4 00:02:12,569 --> 00:02:13,801 - Why do you care? 5 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,402 - Favorite candy bar? 6 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:16,935 - No, your keys. 7 00:02:17,035 --> 00:02:18,469 - My keys are my keys. 8 00:02:20,569 --> 00:02:21,569 - So what? 9 00:02:21,669 --> 00:02:23,637 - Well, I got my front door key. 10 00:02:23,736 --> 00:02:24,801 Garage key. 11 00:02:24,901 --> 00:02:26,802 Bike lock key, shed key. 12 00:02:26,901 --> 00:02:29,403 - Yeah, but why do you care about your keys at all? 13 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:30,969 - They're my keys. 14 00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:34,836 I wish I had basketball right now. 15 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,304 I love dunkin'. 16 00:02:36,403 --> 00:02:37,237 Oh! 17 00:02:38,036 --> 00:02:39,371 I think I lied, dude. 18 00:02:39,471 --> 00:02:40,670 I don't think any of these is gonna be left 19 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,304 by the time we get to the bottom. 20 00:02:45,902 --> 00:02:47,638 - I love chips, dude. 21 00:02:47,738 --> 00:02:50,170 You know who loves chips even more than me? 22 00:02:50,271 --> 00:02:51,105 Jeremy. 23 00:02:51,937 --> 00:02:53,337 He turned five last week. 24 00:02:53,437 --> 00:02:55,903 He was at a birthday party just eating chips. 25 00:02:57,070 --> 00:02:59,372 I never thought I'd have a kid who loved chips. 26 00:03:08,505 --> 00:03:09,739 Nice shoes, man. 27 00:03:09,838 --> 00:03:10,938 Nice shoes, dude. 28 00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:17,172 I told you, this was gonna be hardcore, man. 29 00:03:18,971 --> 00:03:20,838 You didn't even bring proper pants. 30 00:03:33,039 --> 00:03:33,839 Oh. 31 00:03:36,606 --> 00:03:37,407 But no. 32 00:03:38,772 --> 00:03:40,240 Clarence Bates. 33 00:03:40,340 --> 00:03:42,741 I mean, he used to be way cooler, 34 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,906 but he was the guy who'd go fishing, 35 00:03:49,007 --> 00:03:50,707 and he'd catch a bunch of, 36 00:03:50,806 --> 00:03:53,074 just a whole lot of carp. 37 00:03:53,174 --> 00:03:55,940 And carp suck because they're like bottom feeders. 38 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:59,275 And so he'd come out in the woods, 39 00:03:59,375 --> 00:04:01,441 and he dump all the carp in a big pile. 40 00:04:03,608 --> 00:04:04,441 And then... 41 00:04:07,109 --> 00:04:07,841 Oh man. 42 00:04:07,941 --> 00:04:09,675 Marty, I can't even hear you, dude. 43 00:04:09,807 --> 00:04:11,409 Are you talking? 44 00:04:11,508 --> 00:04:12,509 Oh, you're right there. 45 00:04:17,075 --> 00:04:21,542 And he'd pour all these piles of carp out in the woods. 46 00:04:30,010 --> 00:04:32,243 Oh, let's go this way, man. 47 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:35,043 Oh. 48 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:40,143 And they get all stinky and rotten. 49 00:04:40,243 --> 00:04:41,310 Come on, dude. 50 00:04:41,410 --> 00:04:44,809 Come on. 51 00:04:44,909 --> 00:04:46,111 And then, like, kids... 52 00:04:47,144 --> 00:04:50,677 Kids would like find them after school 53 00:04:50,776 --> 00:04:53,077 and then take them home. 54 00:04:53,177 --> 00:04:56,910 And tell their mom they want fish for dinner, 55 00:04:57,011 --> 00:04:59,077 'cause they found them at the carp pile. 56 00:04:59,944 --> 00:05:01,145 But now Clarence sucks. 57 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:05,810 Oh. 58 00:05:07,379 --> 00:05:08,112 Samurai walk. 59 00:05:08,212 --> 00:05:09,078 Oh. 60 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,245 Oh. 61 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:13,579 Oh. 62 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:15,012 It's right up here. I'm telling you, 63 00:05:15,112 --> 00:05:17,145 this is definitely the spot for it. 64 00:05:17,245 --> 00:05:18,911 You are gonna lose your brain, dude. 65 00:05:19,013 --> 00:05:20,811 This is gonna be so awesome. 66 00:05:23,746 --> 00:05:26,480 Chad Arlt's cousin put this out here like, 67 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:28,046 I don't know, a long time ago. 68 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:29,979 And I know this right here. 69 00:05:30,079 --> 00:05:31,779 I know this right here. 70 00:05:34,947 --> 00:05:36,413 Right here, dude. 71 00:05:36,513 --> 00:05:37,513 Right here. 72 00:05:37,613 --> 00:05:38,546 Yep. 73 00:05:38,647 --> 00:05:39,446 Check it out. 74 00:05:42,047 --> 00:05:43,214 Like, right in here. 75 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:49,514 Like... 76 00:05:49,614 --> 00:05:50,447 Hold on a second. 77 00:05:50,547 --> 00:05:51,980 Give me like, one minute, dude. 78 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,948 - No, we don't have time to look for your bullshit. 79 00:05:54,047 --> 00:05:55,147 - This will be worth it. 80 00:05:55,247 --> 00:05:57,648 You are gonna love this the most of anybody. 81 00:05:57,748 --> 00:05:58,547 Hold on. 82 00:06:01,547 --> 00:06:03,148 Ah, man. 83 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:05,415 Hold on, dude. 84 00:06:07,315 --> 00:06:08,880 Ah, crap. 85 00:06:11,248 --> 00:06:12,015 Where are we? 86 00:06:13,848 --> 00:06:14,949 Marty, one second. 87 00:06:15,814 --> 00:06:16,814 Hold on. 88 00:06:16,915 --> 00:06:18,482 This might not be the right spot. 89 00:06:20,349 --> 00:06:21,149 Just wait, dude. 90 00:06:26,416 --> 00:06:28,349 No, we're due East. 91 00:06:28,449 --> 00:06:30,249 We're due East. Definitely. 92 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,683 Nope. 93 00:06:31,782 --> 00:06:32,782 You were wrong again. 94 00:06:32,882 --> 00:06:33,916 Wrong spot. 95 00:06:35,815 --> 00:06:36,815 This way. 96 00:06:45,083 --> 00:06:48,083 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 97 00:06:48,183 --> 00:06:49,384 - They don't do intro. 98 00:06:49,484 --> 00:06:50,783 - Oh my gosh. 99 00:06:50,884 --> 00:06:53,550 Marty, I'm just, I'm rolling right now. 100 00:06:53,651 --> 00:06:54,984 Don't say anything, okay? 101 00:06:55,084 --> 00:06:57,251 Just let me do this. 102 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,184 Take two. 103 00:06:59,584 --> 00:07:02,984 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 104 00:07:03,084 --> 00:07:05,917 And I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 105 00:07:10,485 --> 00:07:15,485 Oh, Marty, when I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket. 106 00:07:16,885 --> 00:07:18,219 - It's not gonna kill you. 107 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:19,552 - Oh. 108 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:21,452 Haven't you ever seen Faces of Death? 109 00:07:21,552 --> 00:07:22,653 Not everybody dies in it. 110 00:07:22,753 --> 00:07:24,352 They get, like, sometimes it's just like, 111 00:07:24,452 --> 00:07:25,985 cool, weird injuries, man. 112 00:07:26,085 --> 00:07:27,286 That's what this is. 113 00:07:27,386 --> 00:07:28,986 I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket, 114 00:07:29,086 --> 00:07:30,452 you don't have to say anything. 115 00:07:30,552 --> 00:07:31,853 - Whatever, man. 116 00:07:33,785 --> 00:07:34,953 - Take three. 117 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:44,186 My name is Derek Skiba, and you're watching Faces of Death, 118 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:47,420 and I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 119 00:08:00,421 --> 00:08:01,621 Dude! 120 00:08:01,721 --> 00:08:02,554 You almost got me. 121 00:08:18,821 --> 00:08:20,022 Marty, you got to check this out, man. 122 00:08:20,122 --> 00:08:21,789 This is gonna be really cool. 123 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:25,389 Hell yeah. 124 00:10:27,396 --> 00:10:30,396 Aw. 125 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:34,496 Hey Marty, real quick, look. 126 00:10:36,362 --> 00:10:37,163 Aw! 127 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:48,363 This one's pretty cool. 128 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:04,431 Hey, check this out. 129 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:05,298 Look at what I did right here. 130 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:05,997 - What? 131 00:11:06,097 --> 00:11:07,699 - It's pretty cool. 132 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:08,564 Yeah. - Oh. 133 00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:10,766 - Here we go! 134 00:11:20,766 --> 00:11:21,831 I'm done with that! 135 00:11:49,734 --> 00:11:50,566 Come on. 136 00:11:51,967 --> 00:11:54,134 This is a cool spot, man. 137 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:57,200 Oh yeah. 138 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,867 This would be a good spot to look for it. 139 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,301 I wanna get up here, though. 140 00:12:04,401 --> 00:12:04,968 - Oh, come on. 141 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:06,534 - Yeah, help me up. 142 00:12:06,635 --> 00:12:07,735 Come on, help me up. 143 00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:09,801 Come on. 144 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:12,035 You know, hold my foot, lift me up. 145 00:12:12,135 --> 00:12:13,402 Come on. 146 00:12:13,501 --> 00:12:14,402 Ready? One, two. 147 00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:16,535 Oh yeah. 148 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:18,335 Oh yeah. 149 00:12:18,435 --> 00:12:19,770 Oh yeah. 150 00:12:19,868 --> 00:12:21,736 Oh, this is a good place to look. 151 00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:24,268 This is a good place to look. 152 00:12:24,368 --> 00:12:25,168 Oh yeah. 153 00:12:26,402 --> 00:12:27,569 Oh yeah. - Come on. 154 00:12:27,670 --> 00:12:28,770 I'm wet and cold. 155 00:12:28,869 --> 00:12:29,835 Miserable. 156 00:12:30,569 --> 00:12:31,569 - Huh? 157 00:12:31,670 --> 00:12:32,802 I told you. 158 00:12:32,902 --> 00:12:34,536 Pack appropriately. 159 00:12:34,636 --> 00:12:35,637 Not that stuff. 160 00:12:35,736 --> 00:12:36,902 - Yeah, well we'd be there by now 161 00:12:37,002 --> 00:12:38,236 if we didn't have to stop every five minutes 162 00:12:38,336 --> 00:12:39,369 for your nonsense. 163 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,036 - You said you were gonna come on this trip for me. 164 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,903 This is part of the deal, man. 165 00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:45,137 - No, I said no such thing about that. 166 00:12:45,236 --> 00:12:47,771 - We are on a camping trip and we're gonna have a fire 167 00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:48,803 and we're gonna have a tent 168 00:12:48,903 --> 00:12:49,970 and we're gonna make food tonight. 169 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,304 That's part of the deal, man. 170 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:54,737 No, it's not gonna be a fucking fire, man. 171 00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:55,638 - Come on up here. 172 00:12:55,738 --> 00:12:57,304 Come on up here, this is cool. 173 00:12:57,404 --> 00:12:58,404 Oh, Marty, this. 174 00:12:58,504 --> 00:12:59,304 Come on. 175 00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:00,971 I'm still trying to find our directions. 176 00:13:01,070 --> 00:13:02,170 I think you're going the wrong way. 177 00:13:02,270 --> 00:13:04,638 I think you're definitely going the wrong way, 178 00:13:04,738 --> 00:13:06,004 Marty. Oh. 179 00:13:14,739 --> 00:13:17,104 That might be the right way. 180 00:13:18,539 --> 00:13:19,972 That might be the right way. 181 00:13:23,938 --> 00:13:25,306 Help me down. 182 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,673 Marty! 183 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:27,905 I'm stuck! 184 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:31,540 Ah. 185 00:13:36,239 --> 00:13:37,105 Ah! 186 00:13:43,006 --> 00:13:44,906 Marty, can you please help me, dude? 187 00:13:47,573 --> 00:13:49,873 Marty, what are you doing, man? 188 00:13:53,407 --> 00:13:55,474 Whoa, what's that? 189 00:14:09,374 --> 00:14:12,441 Can you at least help start a fire? 190 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:16,441 Please? 191 00:14:16,542 --> 00:14:17,274 You'd be good at that. 192 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,175 - What? 193 00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,008 - I said you're good at building a fire. 194 00:14:22,108 --> 00:14:23,841 You know about fire. 195 00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:26,242 - The fuck is that supposed to mean? 196 00:14:28,808 --> 00:14:29,975 - What do you think it means, man? 197 00:14:30,075 --> 00:14:31,443 You know about fires. 198 00:14:32,876 --> 00:14:34,876 It's kind of the reason we're out here. 199 00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,275 - Shut the up! 200 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,610 - Okay. 201 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,243 Okay. 202 00:14:40,343 --> 00:14:40,976 Chill out. 203 00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:42,610 This is a relaxing camping trip. 204 00:14:42,710 --> 00:14:43,909 This is part of the deal. 205 00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,310 You helped me set up camp. 206 00:14:45,410 --> 00:14:46,711 We have a cool time. 207 00:14:46,809 --> 00:14:47,842 And if you're not gonna help me, 208 00:14:47,942 --> 00:14:49,976 I'm not gonna let you sleep in here with me. 209 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:54,044 Oh my gosh. 210 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,810 Where are the stakes, dude? 211 00:14:56,577 --> 00:14:58,144 I gave you the stakes bag. 212 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:02,943 I have a stomach ache too, man. 213 00:15:03,044 --> 00:15:05,177 I shouldn't even be doing this with a stomach ache. 214 00:15:05,277 --> 00:15:07,578 You don't have a stomach ache. 215 00:15:07,679 --> 00:15:09,210 I have a bad stomach ache, dude. 216 00:15:10,478 --> 00:15:11,277 Oh. 217 00:15:14,712 --> 00:15:15,545 Oh. 218 00:15:19,578 --> 00:15:21,844 Yep. That ought to do it. 219 00:15:21,944 --> 00:15:23,245 That's gonna catch. 220 00:15:24,278 --> 00:15:25,145 Definitely. 221 00:15:26,211 --> 00:15:27,011 Yep. 222 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:29,211 Yep. 223 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:34,012 Oh, I just gotta add. 224 00:15:36,912 --> 00:15:39,246 Oh, come on, man. 225 00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:41,845 Oh. 226 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,580 Hold on, dude. 227 00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:45,447 It's gonna be... 228 00:15:47,946 --> 00:15:48,747 Don't rush me. 229 00:15:48,846 --> 00:15:50,047 Just don't rush me. 230 00:15:52,414 --> 00:15:53,247 Oh, yeah. 231 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:56,013 Oh yeah. 232 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,180 Maybe you're not the only one 233 00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:00,813 who knows how to start a fire around here. 234 00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:04,280 Yes. 235 00:16:11,847 --> 00:16:13,448 Where's all the cardboard, Marty? 236 00:16:19,248 --> 00:16:20,716 Oh yeah. 237 00:16:20,815 --> 00:16:22,181 Oh yeah, look at that. 238 00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:22,882 Look at that. 239 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:24,048 That's gonna catch. 240 00:16:24,148 --> 00:16:25,382 That's gonna catch. 241 00:16:30,249 --> 00:16:31,115 Yep. 242 00:16:33,115 --> 00:16:35,049 Is it, is it catching on your side? 243 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:37,249 Marty? 244 00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:40,149 You should be helping. 245 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,684 Damn it. 246 00:16:41,784 --> 00:16:44,016 Oh yeah, this isn't so bad. 247 00:16:45,282 --> 00:16:46,983 You see my Jager Grail, right? 248 00:16:48,816 --> 00:16:49,816 You want a drink? 249 00:16:51,650 --> 00:16:54,283 Mm. 250 00:16:54,384 --> 00:16:55,183 Mm. 251 00:16:56,384 --> 00:16:57,849 Hmm. 252 00:16:57,949 --> 00:16:59,850 I love my Jager Grail. 253 00:17:03,451 --> 00:17:05,283 I was, I was wondering, 254 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,584 I was thinking last night like, 255 00:17:09,685 --> 00:17:11,251 you were in there for a long time 256 00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:14,251 and like, do they have... 257 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:16,251 They have like, those cool weight benches 258 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:18,786 with the big, those big heavy weights and stuff 259 00:17:18,885 --> 00:17:20,851 and like, anybody could use those? 260 00:17:22,251 --> 00:17:23,385 - Yes. 261 00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:25,419 - I didn't know that if I went in there, man, 262 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:26,752 I would get ripped. 263 00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:28,185 It's like all I'd ever do, man. 264 00:17:28,286 --> 00:17:30,420 Just be, just... 265 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,686 Mm. 266 00:17:31,786 --> 00:17:32,885 Mm. 267 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,453 Getting ripped. 268 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,753 And you probably... 269 00:17:35,852 --> 00:17:38,919 Did you, you probably took showers 270 00:17:39,019 --> 00:17:42,353 with like big guys with cool tattoos 271 00:17:42,453 --> 00:17:44,852 and scars and big penises and stuff? 272 00:17:46,219 --> 00:17:47,186 - Yes. 273 00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:50,819 - Can I do a little show for you? 274 00:17:50,919 --> 00:17:52,454 I'm gonna do a little show for you. 275 00:17:52,554 --> 00:17:53,454 I've been. Okay. 276 00:17:59,521 --> 00:18:00,354 Okay. 277 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:02,087 Oh. 278 00:18:11,154 --> 00:18:11,987 Come on. 279 00:18:25,755 --> 00:18:28,556 Dude, they weren't even plugged in! 280 00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:31,155 Oh. 281 00:18:35,389 --> 00:18:36,256 Oh. 282 00:18:38,489 --> 00:18:39,690 Oh no. 283 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,189 I had a little show. 284 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:42,122 Hold on. 285 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:44,457 Hold on. 286 00:18:48,324 --> 00:18:49,490 Hold on, Marty. 287 00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:55,823 Okay. 288 00:19:00,590 --> 00:19:01,856 Marty, can you hear this? 289 00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:02,757 Here we go. 290 00:19:02,856 --> 00:19:03,890 It's gonna start. 291 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,191 Here we go, here we go. 292 00:19:08,325 --> 00:19:12,024 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 293 00:19:12,123 --> 00:19:17,058 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 294 00:19:17,158 --> 00:19:21,359 ♪ Never did I wanna be here again ♪ 295 00:19:23,259 --> 00:19:24,259 Skipping. 296 00:19:25,192 --> 00:19:26,459 Skipping. 297 00:19:39,092 --> 00:19:41,092 Oh I know what I need. 298 00:19:42,092 --> 00:19:43,260 Mm. 299 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,160 Ah. 300 00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:54,460 ♪ Jager enter my veins ♪ 301 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,694 This is cool, dude. 302 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,926 This is what I've been waiting for, dude. 303 00:19:58,993 --> 00:20:00,993 This is what I'm gonna miss about life. 304 00:20:04,561 --> 00:20:05,661 Oh yeah. 305 00:20:05,761 --> 00:20:06,594 Yeah. 306 00:20:11,094 --> 00:20:12,262 Check this out, Marty. 307 00:20:12,361 --> 00:20:13,695 Check this out. 308 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:14,594 Oh. 309 00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:17,162 Oh. 310 00:20:18,262 --> 00:20:19,094 Oh. 311 00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:21,994 Oh. 312 00:20:22,094 --> 00:20:25,027 You know what this is from. 313 00:20:25,128 --> 00:20:25,961 Oh. 314 00:20:28,195 --> 00:20:29,028 Oh. 315 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:32,129 Oh. 316 00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:34,995 Oh. 317 00:20:36,363 --> 00:20:38,330 ♪ Semen ♪ 318 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,430 ♪ Semen ♪ 319 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:45,663 ♪ Semen, semen ♪ 320 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:49,563 ♪ I'm coming back again ♪ 321 00:20:49,663 --> 00:20:51,130 Here we go. 322 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,663 ♪ I'm not the one who is so far away ♪ 323 00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:58,464 ♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪ 324 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,464 I lost it again. 325 00:21:06,564 --> 00:21:09,431 Dude, hold on. 326 00:21:11,165 --> 00:21:14,265 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 327 00:21:14,365 --> 00:21:18,864 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 328 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:28,665 I lost it again, dude, hold on. 329 00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:29,565 Oh. 330 00:21:30,533 --> 00:21:31,964 I got to go to bed. 331 00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:33,499 I got to go to bed. 332 00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:36,533 Oh, I'm gonna sit right here. 333 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,166 I'm gonna sit up. 334 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:39,633 Oh. 335 00:21:39,733 --> 00:21:40,599 Oh. 336 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:41,599 Thanks for coming, dude. 337 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,865 This was... 338 00:21:42,965 --> 00:21:43,999 Thank you, dude. 339 00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:44,932 I needed this, man. 340 00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:46,633 I needed this so big time. 341 00:21:46,733 --> 00:21:48,367 I really need this, man. 342 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,167 Oh yeah. 343 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:51,434 Oh yeah. 344 00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:52,434 I'm gonna go night. 345 00:21:52,534 --> 00:21:54,100 I'm gonna go night. 346 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:56,400 Let's go to bed, Marty. 347 00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,334 Let's go to bed. 348 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,134 Come on. 349 00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:02,034 Oh. 350 00:22:13,802 --> 00:22:14,834 Okay. 351 00:22:19,867 --> 00:22:22,035 This is gonna be amazing, dude. 352 00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:23,568 This is definitely it. 353 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:24,501 Definitely. 354 00:22:29,269 --> 00:22:30,269 Oh dang. 355 00:22:32,669 --> 00:22:33,703 Dang. 356 00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:35,069 Oh. 357 00:22:35,169 --> 00:22:38,103 I told you, I told you, I told you. 358 00:22:40,536 --> 00:22:41,402 Oh. 359 00:22:43,502 --> 00:22:44,337 Oh. 360 00:22:47,370 --> 00:22:48,203 Oh yes. 361 00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,003 Oh. 362 00:22:52,036 --> 00:22:54,470 It's like that one Indiana Jones movie. 363 00:22:58,570 --> 00:22:59,903 Oh yeah. 364 00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:01,537 Look at this, dude. 365 00:23:01,637 --> 00:23:02,471 Here, look 366 00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:03,737 You're looking at this? 367 00:23:03,869 --> 00:23:04,836 Yeah. 368 00:23:13,638 --> 00:23:14,438 Oh yeah. 369 00:23:14,538 --> 00:23:15,771 Oh, this is nasty. 370 00:23:15,870 --> 00:23:17,272 Oh, look, dude! 371 00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:20,870 - That's what you've been looking for? 372 00:23:20,971 --> 00:23:21,971 - Yeah. 373 00:23:23,805 --> 00:23:25,205 Chad Arlt's cousin did this. 374 00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:27,605 Oh. 375 00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,272 Nasty! 376 00:23:29,372 --> 00:23:31,006 Nasty. 377 00:23:31,105 --> 00:23:31,905 Oh. 378 00:23:35,672 --> 00:23:38,572 Oh, this is raunchy! 379 00:23:41,406 --> 00:23:42,206 Look. 380 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,173 Whoa! 381 00:23:51,573 --> 00:23:52,506 That was kind of cool. 382 00:23:55,074 --> 00:23:56,872 I mean, okay, I got. 383 00:23:56,973 --> 00:23:57,839 Okay, I got a better one. 384 00:23:57,940 --> 00:23:59,040 I got a better one. 385 00:24:00,274 --> 00:24:04,107 These are called Black Mambas. 386 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,474 Watch yourself on this one, dude. 387 00:24:15,141 --> 00:24:16,475 Like plastic, dude. 388 00:24:16,574 --> 00:24:17,908 Everywhere. You ready? 389 00:24:18,008 --> 00:24:19,575 You should cover your ears too. 390 00:24:21,941 --> 00:24:23,342 This is big time. 391 00:24:24,775 --> 00:24:26,041 Here we go, dude. 392 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:27,141 Oh! 393 00:24:32,909 --> 00:24:33,942 Well... 394 00:24:36,576 --> 00:24:37,909 Yeah, that kind of sucked. 395 00:24:39,543 --> 00:24:41,509 - Give me your Jager Grail. 396 00:24:41,609 --> 00:24:42,409 - What? 397 00:24:43,576 --> 00:24:45,176 - Just give it to me. 398 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,109 - Why? 399 00:24:48,043 --> 00:24:49,143 - You drink Jager out of it, right? 400 00:24:49,243 --> 00:24:51,509 You named it your Jager Grail? 401 00:24:51,609 --> 00:24:52,509 - Yeah. 402 00:24:52,609 --> 00:24:54,810 - Well, are you gonna drink Jager ever again? 403 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,243 Tomorrow? 404 00:24:56,344 --> 00:24:57,743 Ever? 405 00:24:57,842 --> 00:24:59,177 - Well- - Come on. 406 00:24:59,277 --> 00:25:00,976 - That's my Jager Grail, dude. 407 00:25:01,777 --> 00:25:03,644 That's 45 bucks. 408 00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:04,777 - So? 409 00:25:04,877 --> 00:25:06,144 It doesn't matter. 410 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,478 - This is my Jager Grail, dude. 411 00:25:16,011 --> 00:25:17,278 What are you doing, dude? 412 00:25:19,812 --> 00:25:21,545 Whoa, what is that? 413 00:25:23,545 --> 00:25:24,978 - I made it. 414 00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:26,778 - Let me see that. 415 00:25:26,878 --> 00:25:27,678 I can tell you made it. 416 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:30,279 It's got glue on it and stuff. 417 00:25:33,012 --> 00:25:33,813 It's heavy, dude. 418 00:25:33,912 --> 00:25:35,312 What is this, like a M-80? 419 00:25:36,713 --> 00:25:37,879 How many did you make? 420 00:25:37,978 --> 00:25:38,846 - Three. 421 00:25:38,946 --> 00:25:40,512 One for now, two for later. 422 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,113 - Whoa! 423 00:26:08,647 --> 00:26:11,114 Oh, you asshole. 424 00:26:16,414 --> 00:26:17,748 Oh. 425 00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:19,414 I thought that was gonna be hot. 426 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:23,448 - That's the one. 427 00:26:23,548 --> 00:26:24,948 - What do you mean, the one? 428 00:26:25,816 --> 00:26:26,581 - You know. 429 00:26:27,816 --> 00:26:29,315 - Oh. 430 00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:30,816 - Show me. 431 00:26:30,915 --> 00:26:32,015 Let's practice. 432 00:26:33,115 --> 00:26:35,048 One, two, three, light. 433 00:26:35,148 --> 00:26:36,615 - My Jager Grail, dude. 434 00:26:40,649 --> 00:26:41,615 - Derek, show me. 435 00:26:41,716 --> 00:26:42,849 - Okay, I know, I know. 436 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:43,750 I know. - Do you? 437 00:26:43,849 --> 00:26:44,817 - Yeah. 438 00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:46,350 - All right, one, two, three, light. 439 00:26:46,450 --> 00:26:47,750 - One, two, three, light. 440 00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:48,750 - Yeah. Show me. 441 00:26:48,849 --> 00:26:49,616 Oh yeah. 442 00:26:49,717 --> 00:26:50,483 One, two, three. 443 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,383 Do it again. 444 00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:53,216 - One, two, three, light. 445 00:26:53,316 --> 00:26:55,149 - You got it? - One, two, three, light. 446 00:26:55,249 --> 00:26:57,383 - Yeah, one, two, three, light, one, two, three, light. 447 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:58,117 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 448 00:26:58,217 --> 00:26:59,650 You sure? 449 00:26:59,751 --> 00:27:00,616 All right, yeah... 450 00:27:40,152 --> 00:27:41,618 Derek, what is this? 451 00:27:42,885 --> 00:27:44,119 - I'm peeing, Marty! 452 00:27:46,152 --> 00:27:47,619 - Derek, what the fuck is this? 453 00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:52,519 - What are you talking about? 454 00:27:52,619 --> 00:27:54,087 - These pink ribbons. 455 00:27:54,853 --> 00:27:55,986 What are they? 456 00:27:56,087 --> 00:27:58,354 - I don't know. The guy who owns this place, 457 00:27:58,454 --> 00:27:59,586 he put them on there. 458 00:27:59,687 --> 00:28:01,920 The DNR- 459 00:28:02,020 --> 00:28:02,986 - The guy who owns the land put them here? 460 00:28:03,087 --> 00:28:04,387 I saw you put them on here. 461 00:28:04,487 --> 00:28:06,253 What the fuck are they? 462 00:28:06,354 --> 00:28:08,354 Is this so you can find your way back? 463 00:28:22,822 --> 00:28:26,421 - I put it there in case you wanted to find your way back. 464 00:28:27,221 --> 00:28:28,621 - Well, I'm not going back. 465 00:28:28,723 --> 00:28:30,656 - Well, I'm not going back. 466 00:28:30,756 --> 00:28:32,055 - Well then, take it off. 467 00:28:33,823 --> 00:28:34,855 - Fine. 468 00:28:37,022 --> 00:28:39,155 - I'll strangle the fuck out of you right now. 469 00:28:41,422 --> 00:28:42,724 - You'll strangle me? 470 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,389 If you strangle me, how are you gonna do it by yourself? 471 00:28:47,923 --> 00:28:48,889 - Do what? 472 00:28:52,290 --> 00:28:53,056 - You know. 473 00:28:53,889 --> 00:28:54,923 - Say it. 474 00:28:56,757 --> 00:28:58,056 - You still owe me money. 475 00:28:59,056 --> 00:29:01,123 - For what? - I paid your bail. 476 00:29:01,223 --> 00:29:02,957 The 700 bucks, and you said you'd pay me back. 477 00:29:03,056 --> 00:29:04,890 And if you don't go to your court thing, 478 00:29:04,990 --> 00:29:06,523 I'm not gonna get that back. 479 00:29:06,624 --> 00:29:08,124 - Well, I'm not going to court. 480 00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:12,458 - Well then you owe me money, man. 481 00:29:13,557 --> 00:29:14,857 - Okay. You don't get it. 482 00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:16,524 The money doesn't matter anymore. 483 00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:18,890 The fucking Jager Grail doesn't matter anymore. 484 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,858 Nothing matters anymore. 485 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:23,257 - I know that. 486 00:29:26,125 --> 00:29:28,891 It's still 700 bucks, though. 487 00:29:33,025 --> 00:29:33,759 Marty, what are you doing? 488 00:29:33,858 --> 00:29:34,626 That's my stuff! 489 00:29:34,726 --> 00:29:35,858 That's my stuff! 490 00:29:38,859 --> 00:29:39,793 Oh, cool. 491 00:29:39,892 --> 00:29:40,859 Cool. 492 00:29:40,959 --> 00:29:43,093 Break my $75 tent, plus my Jager Grail. 493 00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:44,793 That's like over a hundred bucks and the bail. 494 00:29:44,926 --> 00:29:46,293 You owe me like a thousand now. 495 00:29:46,392 --> 00:29:48,859 Good luck paying me back, you creepy felon, motherfucker. 496 00:29:48,959 --> 00:29:49,760 Don't you fight me! 497 00:29:49,859 --> 00:29:51,360 Don't you fight me! 498 00:29:51,460 --> 00:29:52,259 Ow! Fuck! 499 00:32:28,836 --> 00:32:30,535 Woo! 500 00:32:30,635 --> 00:32:32,068 Marty. 501 00:32:32,168 --> 00:32:33,602 Oh. 502 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:34,669 Woo. 503 00:32:34,769 --> 00:32:35,602 Whoa! 504 00:32:47,570 --> 00:32:49,235 Look, dude. 505 00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:50,235 We made it! 506 00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:53,036 The ocean. 507 00:32:55,236 --> 00:32:57,437 - No, this is the lake. 508 00:32:57,537 --> 00:32:58,837 - I know, just... 509 00:32:59,370 --> 00:33:02,069 I just wanted to call it the ocean, man. 510 00:33:02,169 --> 00:33:03,537 Woo. 511 00:33:03,637 --> 00:33:05,136 - All right, well, let's do it. 512 00:33:06,870 --> 00:33:07,937 - Do what? 513 00:33:08,037 --> 00:33:09,903 Oh, wait, no, wait, wait. 514 00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:13,003 We're gonna do it on the beach. 515 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:15,337 - Yeah, we're on the beach. 516 00:33:15,438 --> 00:33:16,204 Here we are. 517 00:33:16,304 --> 00:33:17,371 - No, no, no. 518 00:33:17,472 --> 00:33:18,638 On the beach. 519 00:33:18,739 --> 00:33:19,638 You promised. 520 00:33:21,472 --> 00:33:22,372 - Down there? 521 00:33:24,004 --> 00:33:26,071 No, what have we gotta go down there for? 522 00:33:30,705 --> 00:33:31,605 - Oh yeah. 523 00:33:31,705 --> 00:33:32,506 - Fuck. 524 00:33:36,171 --> 00:33:37,004 - Oh. 525 00:33:38,138 --> 00:33:39,305 Oh yeah, . 526 00:33:41,271 --> 00:33:42,138 Woo! 527 00:33:43,673 --> 00:33:46,406 Oh yeah. 528 00:33:46,506 --> 00:33:51,740 Oh yeah. 529 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,640 Oh yeah. 530 00:33:58,340 --> 00:33:59,139 Oh yeah. 531 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:01,272 Oh yeah. 532 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:07,173 Oh yeah. 533 00:34:08,707 --> 00:34:09,540 Oh yeah. 534 00:34:12,006 --> 00:34:14,375 One last swim. 535 00:34:23,307 --> 00:34:24,174 Let's do it. 536 00:34:24,274 --> 00:34:25,108 Woo! 537 00:34:46,275 --> 00:34:47,075 Ah. 538 00:34:48,577 --> 00:34:49,443 Ah. 539 00:34:53,577 --> 00:34:54,410 Ah. 540 00:34:58,909 --> 00:34:59,943 Oh. 541 00:35:01,577 --> 00:35:02,377 Ohh. 542 00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:07,076 Ah. 543 00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:25,177 Ah, woo! 544 00:35:27,579 --> 00:35:30,177 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 545 00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:33,312 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 546 00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:34,945 Come on, dude! 547 00:35:35,045 --> 00:35:37,045 Come on, one last swim! 548 00:35:37,878 --> 00:35:39,045 Oh, come on. 549 00:35:42,313 --> 00:35:43,145 Woo! 550 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,847 It's freezing, dude! 551 00:35:48,945 --> 00:35:50,145 Come on! 552 00:35:50,246 --> 00:35:51,045 Come on! 553 00:35:52,178 --> 00:35:53,580 Ah. 554 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:54,480 Ah! 555 00:35:59,879 --> 00:36:00,879 Marty. 556 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,079 Okay, man. 557 00:36:06,912 --> 00:36:08,447 You're missing it. 558 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:11,280 You're missing out. 559 00:37:04,384 --> 00:37:05,217 Mm. 560 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,050 Mm. 561 00:37:19,851 --> 00:37:20,883 Mm. 562 00:37:21,685 --> 00:37:22,518 Mm. 563 00:37:24,318 --> 00:37:25,184 Mm. 564 00:37:26,852 --> 00:37:28,485 Mm. 565 00:37:28,585 --> 00:37:29,385 Mm. 566 00:37:31,818 --> 00:37:32,651 Mm. 567 00:37:34,718 --> 00:37:35,552 Mm. 568 00:37:38,686 --> 00:37:39,519 Mm. 569 00:37:43,819 --> 00:37:44,619 Mm. 570 00:37:48,186 --> 00:37:49,052 Mm. 571 00:37:50,420 --> 00:37:51,253 Mm. 572 00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:12,221 Ha. 573 00:38:13,554 --> 00:38:14,388 Ha. 574 00:38:40,222 --> 00:38:42,555 I was thinking about something cool last night. 575 00:38:46,789 --> 00:38:47,555 What if instead 576 00:38:51,789 --> 00:38:54,490 we get like, we get a crotch rocket? 577 00:38:54,590 --> 00:38:57,456 Like we buy a crotch rocket, like a really cool one? 578 00:38:57,556 --> 00:38:58,523 Whatever. 579 00:38:58,623 --> 00:38:59,556 And we both get on it. 580 00:38:59,656 --> 00:39:01,289 You can drive if you want. 581 00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:04,723 And then, and then I'll get on the back, 582 00:39:04,823 --> 00:39:06,491 and we just get in that sucker... 583 00:39:09,391 --> 00:39:10,591 Hoo. 584 00:39:10,691 --> 00:39:11,491 And we just go... 585 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:19,858 Just like, like 150 miles an hour down the street 586 00:39:19,957 --> 00:39:23,125 and just whap right into a store or something. 587 00:39:24,957 --> 00:39:26,558 That might be really cool, dude. 588 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:30,458 - Last Gatorade. 589 00:39:33,191 --> 00:39:34,525 - Fine. Go for it. 590 00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:38,625 - No going back now. 591 00:39:41,625 --> 00:39:42,625 - I was also wondering, 592 00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:49,192 okay, do you know that if the police don't say, 593 00:39:51,226 --> 00:39:52,626 "you have the right to remain silent 594 00:39:52,726 --> 00:39:54,693 "and it can be used against you", 595 00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:55,892 like if they forget to say that 596 00:39:55,992 --> 00:40:00,327 or they didn't say that to you, then you're clear. 597 00:40:01,959 --> 00:40:03,160 - No, I'm guilty. 598 00:40:09,794 --> 00:40:10,627 - Okay. 599 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,827 What if, and like, 600 00:40:14,926 --> 00:40:16,494 what if we just sit here for a little bit 601 00:40:16,594 --> 00:40:20,361 and then like this big ocean liner comes by 602 00:40:20,461 --> 00:40:22,628 and we just swim out there like mad, 603 00:40:22,727 --> 00:40:25,094 just huff it, jump on that sucker, 604 00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:28,128 and then just wherever it takes us, it takes us 605 00:40:28,228 --> 00:40:29,595 and we get like, change our names, 606 00:40:29,695 --> 00:40:32,862 get some cool new clothes, hang out with some cool chicks, 607 00:40:32,962 --> 00:40:34,361 and we've got like a whole new life. 608 00:40:34,461 --> 00:40:35,328 - I'm guilty. 609 00:40:41,362 --> 00:40:42,195 - Okay. 610 00:40:49,429 --> 00:40:51,863 That was pretty fucked up what you did, man. 611 00:40:51,996 --> 00:40:52,928 And I don't know. 612 00:40:54,163 --> 00:40:57,796 You know, Joe Domingo's dad used to work there, 613 00:40:57,895 --> 00:41:00,330 and he went the next day to help him clean up, 614 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:05,397 and he said it was just like melted tire rubber everywhere. 615 00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:11,430 Like it melted into the sidewalk and into the streets 616 00:41:11,530 --> 00:41:14,497 and, and people who saw the fire that day said, 617 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,730 it was like a mushroom cloud, just black. 618 00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:21,498 And, and that could probably, that probably somebody said 619 00:41:22,131 --> 00:41:24,364 like, put like a little new hole in the ozone layer. 620 00:41:24,464 --> 00:41:28,498 But anyway, that I, I can't believe you did that, man. 621 00:41:28,598 --> 00:41:30,031 Like, why would you do that? 622 00:41:32,998 --> 00:41:34,065 - I didn't mean to. 623 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:01,933 - You don't think that we can go to hell for this, right? 624 00:42:02,032 --> 00:42:03,066 - No. 625 00:42:05,466 --> 00:42:06,299 - Why not? 626 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,033 - Because hell doesn't exist. 627 00:42:10,134 --> 00:42:10,933 - Oh, come on, man. 628 00:42:11,033 --> 00:42:11,967 You don't know that. 629 00:42:12,067 --> 00:42:13,501 You don't know that. 630 00:42:13,601 --> 00:42:14,767 - I do. 631 00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:15,967 God told me. 632 00:42:17,033 --> 00:42:18,967 - Oh, come on, man. 633 00:42:19,934 --> 00:42:20,701 That doesn't... 634 00:42:20,801 --> 00:42:22,534 When did you see God? 635 00:42:22,634 --> 00:42:23,667 Did you see him in jail? 636 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:26,567 - Mm-mm. 637 00:42:26,667 --> 00:42:29,634 When I was a kid, I was digging in my backyard 638 00:42:31,235 --> 00:42:33,668 and he was like way down there. 639 00:42:35,468 --> 00:42:37,135 - And you asked him that. 640 00:42:41,235 --> 00:42:42,136 - Yeah. 641 00:42:42,235 --> 00:42:44,935 And he told me, there's no hell. 642 00:42:48,902 --> 00:42:50,236 Mm-hmm. 643 00:42:50,336 --> 00:42:55,536 - Well, I don't know because I saw, I saw this documentary, 644 00:42:55,969 --> 00:42:58,336 like a real documentary on CBC. 645 00:42:58,436 --> 00:43:02,871 And this guy got in this sick car accident. 646 00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:04,003 So nasty. 647 00:43:04,103 --> 00:43:08,570 He was just like, oh, out. 648 00:43:09,137 --> 00:43:11,070 But they still took him to the hospital 649 00:43:11,170 --> 00:43:14,872 and he was still just, eh, just totally out. 650 00:43:14,970 --> 00:43:17,570 And then like an hour later, he woke up, 651 00:43:17,670 --> 00:43:18,937 and they were like, "Oh, hey". 652 00:43:19,037 --> 00:43:20,037 And he's like, "Hey." 653 00:43:20,138 --> 00:43:20,937 And they're like, "Are you okay?" 654 00:43:21,037 --> 00:43:23,138 He said, "Where am I?" 655 00:43:23,238 --> 00:43:24,937 And they said, "You're at the hospital." 656 00:43:25,037 --> 00:43:27,004 And he said, "Whoa. 657 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:29,538 "Because I thought I was still in hell." 658 00:43:29,638 --> 00:43:32,004 This guy he said for... 659 00:43:32,104 --> 00:43:33,204 He said it was like forever, 660 00:43:33,304 --> 00:43:36,238 but it was only an hour that he was in hell. 661 00:43:36,338 --> 00:43:40,705 And he said that it wasn't like burning and screaming. 662 00:43:40,806 --> 00:43:43,972 It was just like he was sad 663 00:43:44,072 --> 00:43:47,139 and everybody was sad and nervous. 664 00:43:48,072 --> 00:43:49,339 Can you imagine that? 665 00:43:50,773 --> 00:43:52,939 Being nervous forever? 666 00:43:57,406 --> 00:43:58,240 Oh. 667 00:44:01,039 --> 00:44:02,039 - Are you ready? 668 00:44:03,807 --> 00:44:04,906 - Oh. 669 00:44:05,973 --> 00:44:07,240 - Come on. 670 00:44:07,340 --> 00:44:08,440 - Wait a second, wait a second. 671 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,573 Just give me one second. 672 00:44:09,673 --> 00:44:11,106 Give me one second. 673 00:44:11,206 --> 00:44:12,841 Just give me one second, man. 674 00:44:12,940 --> 00:44:14,540 Just one more minute. 675 00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:17,340 Oh. 676 00:44:28,141 --> 00:44:29,541 I dunno if I can do it, man. 677 00:44:40,908 --> 00:44:42,108 I have a kid. 678 00:44:49,709 --> 00:44:53,743 And I-I didn't do any of the cool stuff before he was born. 679 00:44:53,843 --> 00:44:57,443 And I see you got this cool tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo 680 00:44:57,542 --> 00:45:01,843 and I didn't get a quad or snow machine or jet ski. 681 00:45:01,942 --> 00:45:02,843 And what am I supposed to say, 682 00:45:02,942 --> 00:45:05,844 "Hey Jeremy, I don't have $150 for you 683 00:45:05,942 --> 00:45:07,811 "because I got a tattoo." 684 00:45:07,910 --> 00:45:09,109 And you don't get it. 685 00:45:14,410 --> 00:45:17,477 And now he's got like a cool new dad 686 00:45:19,377 --> 00:45:22,477 who I don't even know his name 'cause he won't tell me. 687 00:45:22,577 --> 00:45:26,411 And he's got this, like cool "Fast and Furious" car 688 00:45:26,511 --> 00:45:27,911 that's like, lime green. 689 00:45:28,011 --> 00:45:30,812 And I know that Jeremy thinks that's cool, 690 00:45:30,911 --> 00:45:33,078 but Jeremy doesn't even tell me about that. 691 00:45:36,378 --> 00:45:40,911 And, and I just, 692 00:45:41,011 --> 00:45:45,044 I just got all this fucked up shit to say about him. 693 00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:47,045 Like, I don't know. 694 00:45:47,146 --> 00:45:49,612 I spanked him when he was six months old 695 00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:53,813 because I was frustrated and I didn't know what to do. 696 00:45:53,912 --> 00:45:54,945 That's why he's like that. 697 00:45:55,045 --> 00:45:57,680 And that's why Lynn is probably such total bitch 698 00:45:57,780 --> 00:45:59,212 and she won't ever let me see him. 699 00:45:59,312 --> 00:46:01,146 Even when it's my weekend, 700 00:46:02,212 --> 00:46:05,781 she'll take him 'cause it's like a cool trip 701 00:46:05,881 --> 00:46:06,980 or like practice, 702 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,113 and I don't even know what practice is, 703 00:46:08,213 --> 00:46:10,213 she won't even tell me what practice means. 704 00:46:10,313 --> 00:46:11,113 And... 705 00:46:18,648 --> 00:46:19,480 I don't know. 706 00:46:20,580 --> 00:46:22,280 She just, she ripped me off. 707 00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:25,347 She just ripped me off, man. 708 00:46:29,114 --> 00:46:31,481 They all just fucking rip me off. 709 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,148 Ah, ah. 710 00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:37,381 They rip me off, dude. 711 00:46:39,381 --> 00:46:41,616 Everybody just fucking rip me off! 712 00:46:44,082 --> 00:46:45,649 And I don't know. 713 00:46:45,749 --> 00:46:46,915 I don't know, man. 714 00:46:48,749 --> 00:46:49,581 I don't know. 715 00:46:50,616 --> 00:46:52,549 Oh. 716 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,382 Ah, ah. 717 00:46:55,482 --> 00:47:00,516 Oh, oh, oh. 718 00:47:00,617 --> 00:47:02,282 Oh my gosh. 719 00:47:02,382 --> 00:47:04,216 Oh my gosh. 720 00:47:04,316 --> 00:47:07,116 Oh, oh. 721 00:47:07,216 --> 00:47:08,517 Oh. 722 00:47:08,617 --> 00:47:10,116 Oh, head's all... 723 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:12,718 Thank you, man. 724 00:47:13,283 --> 00:47:15,651 I think I just needed to say some of that stuff. 725 00:47:17,885 --> 00:47:20,917 Thanks for listening to me and just talking me through that. 726 00:47:21,017 --> 00:47:23,651 Oh, whoa. 727 00:47:24,684 --> 00:47:26,317 Yeah, I've been off. 728 00:47:26,885 --> 00:47:28,050 I've been off my meds for about a week, 729 00:47:28,151 --> 00:47:30,317 and I haven't felt like that in a long time. 730 00:47:30,418 --> 00:47:32,852 I just think I needed a good buddy to... 731 00:47:32,950 --> 00:47:34,819 Oh, to talk to. 732 00:47:34,918 --> 00:47:36,551 I feel stupid. 733 00:47:36,652 --> 00:47:38,585 I wrote, I wrote Jeremy... 734 00:47:40,018 --> 00:47:42,085 I don't know if you wrote anything, but I, 735 00:47:44,185 --> 00:47:45,385 I wrote him a letter. 736 00:47:50,586 --> 00:47:53,820 I should just, I should just make a video right now. 737 00:47:53,919 --> 00:47:55,519 That'd be a lot cooler. 738 00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:56,352 He'd like that. 739 00:47:58,519 --> 00:48:00,319 Tell him some of this cool stuff. 740 00:48:06,654 --> 00:48:07,687 What are you doing, man? 741 00:48:16,187 --> 00:48:17,020 Oh. 742 00:48:18,486 --> 00:48:19,320 Marty. Wait. 743 00:48:23,953 --> 00:48:24,987 Oh no. 744 00:48:27,622 --> 00:48:29,053 Oh. 745 00:48:29,154 --> 00:48:30,320 Oh, no, no, no, no. 746 00:48:32,789 --> 00:48:33,954 We shouldn't do this. 747 00:48:34,054 --> 00:48:35,822 We should not do this. 748 00:48:35,921 --> 00:48:37,221 - Hold still. 749 00:48:37,321 --> 00:48:38,454 - No. - Yeah. 750 00:48:38,555 --> 00:48:40,255 - Oh, you gotta listen to me, man. 751 00:48:40,355 --> 00:48:42,556 - No. - Marty, I'm cool now. 752 00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:43,688 - No. 753 00:48:43,789 --> 00:48:45,422 - No, no, no, I'm cool. 754 00:48:45,523 --> 00:48:46,689 I'm cool. 755 00:48:46,790 --> 00:48:47,723 I feel better. 756 00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:49,723 I think I feel better. 757 00:48:49,823 --> 00:48:51,523 - Yeah, you feel better now. 758 00:48:51,623 --> 00:48:54,022 But tomorrow you're gonna feel bad again. 759 00:48:55,489 --> 00:48:57,523 So just hold still. 760 00:48:57,623 --> 00:48:58,689 Hold tight. 761 00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:01,624 - Oh. 762 00:49:04,356 --> 00:49:05,189 Oh. 763 00:49:12,023 --> 00:49:13,657 Picture here. 764 00:49:13,757 --> 00:49:15,390 - Derek, look at me. 765 00:49:15,490 --> 00:49:17,223 Is that on good? 766 00:49:17,323 --> 00:49:18,390 - I dunno. 767 00:49:18,491 --> 00:49:19,290 - Derek! 768 00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:20,824 - I can't do it. 769 00:49:20,923 --> 00:49:22,257 I don't know. 770 00:49:22,357 --> 00:49:22,956 - Derek. No. 771 00:49:23,056 --> 00:49:24,591 Hey, we're doing this. 772 00:49:24,691 --> 00:49:25,558 We're doing this, okay? 773 00:49:25,658 --> 00:49:26,625 - I can't do it. 774 00:49:26,725 --> 00:49:27,892 - We're doing it. - I can't do it. 775 00:49:27,991 --> 00:49:29,390 - Yeah, we are. - I'm gonna throw up. 776 00:49:29,491 --> 00:49:30,858 - No you're not. - I'm gonna throw up. 777 00:49:30,957 --> 00:49:31,725 - No, we're doing it now. 778 00:49:31,825 --> 00:49:32,991 Come on. Come on. 779 00:49:39,191 --> 00:49:40,825 Derek, now! Let's go! 780 00:49:40,924 --> 00:49:42,358 - I can't do it! 781 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,626 - Derek, come on! 782 00:50:00,925 --> 00:50:02,693 - Okay. Okay. 783 00:50:03,827 --> 00:50:05,593 - Alright. Got it. 784 00:50:08,993 --> 00:50:11,460 Derek, remember what we talked about. 785 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,393 Derek. 786 00:50:14,293 --> 00:50:14,926 Derek. 787 00:50:15,026 --> 00:50:15,959 Look at me. 788 00:50:16,059 --> 00:50:17,827 You remember, okay? 789 00:50:17,926 --> 00:50:19,561 All right. All right. 790 00:50:19,661 --> 00:50:20,993 One, two, three, light? 791 00:50:21,093 --> 00:50:22,694 Okay. Okay, Derek. 792 00:50:22,795 --> 00:50:23,927 I'll tell you how we do it. 793 00:50:24,027 --> 00:50:25,428 One, two... 794 00:50:25,528 --> 00:50:26,293 Derek. 795 00:50:26,393 --> 00:50:27,795 Derek, come on. 796 00:50:27,895 --> 00:50:28,994 Derek. 797 00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:31,361 We're doing this now, okay? 798 00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:33,529 All right. 799 00:50:33,628 --> 00:50:34,728 No! 800 00:50:34,828 --> 00:50:35,994 No, Derek. - Okay. 801 00:50:36,094 --> 00:50:37,829 - One, two, three, light. 802 00:50:37,927 --> 00:50:38,927 Okay, okay. 803 00:50:39,027 --> 00:50:40,796 All right, I'll tell you how we do it. 804 00:50:40,896 --> 00:50:42,161 One, two... 805 00:50:42,261 --> 00:50:42,829 Derek. 806 00:50:42,928 --> 00:50:44,695 Derek, come on. 807 00:50:44,796 --> 00:50:45,796 Derek. 808 00:50:45,896 --> 00:50:46,961 We count on it. 809 00:50:47,061 --> 00:50:48,762 One, two, three, light. 810 00:50:48,862 --> 00:50:49,629 All right? 811 00:50:49,729 --> 00:50:51,095 All right? 812 00:50:51,195 --> 00:50:53,195 One, two, three, light. 813 00:50:54,596 --> 00:50:55,396 Derek. 814 00:50:55,496 --> 00:50:56,463 Get on here. 815 00:50:56,563 --> 00:50:57,463 Okay. 816 00:50:57,563 --> 00:50:59,630 One, two, three, light. 817 00:50:59,730 --> 00:51:00,630 - Uh-huh. 818 00:51:00,730 --> 00:51:01,563 - Come on. 819 00:51:01,663 --> 00:51:03,463 One, two, three, light. 820 00:51:04,763 --> 00:51:05,996 Hey, one more. 821 00:51:07,096 --> 00:51:09,163 One, two, three, light. 822 00:51:10,464 --> 00:51:11,564 All right? 823 00:51:11,664 --> 00:51:12,664 - Okay. Okay. 824 00:51:12,763 --> 00:51:13,597 - Okay. 825 00:51:13,697 --> 00:51:16,263 One, two, three, light. 826 00:51:16,364 --> 00:51:17,464 Okay, Derek. 827 00:51:17,564 --> 00:51:18,831 Derek, you got it. 828 00:51:18,930 --> 00:51:20,597 All right. Okay. 829 00:51:20,697 --> 00:51:21,864 Derek, look at me. 830 00:51:21,963 --> 00:51:23,130 Okay. Okay. - Uh-huh. 831 00:51:23,230 --> 00:51:24,631 - I got you right here. 832 00:51:24,731 --> 00:51:26,731 Right here, all right. - Uh-huh. 833 00:51:26,831 --> 00:51:28,498 - Two, three, light. 834 00:51:29,532 --> 00:51:30,532 Okay? All right. 835 00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:31,398 You got it? 836 00:51:31,498 --> 00:51:32,264 Right here. 837 00:51:32,365 --> 00:51:33,365 Right here. 838 00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:34,197 Okay? 839 00:51:34,297 --> 00:51:35,865 One, two, three, light, right here! 840 00:51:35,964 --> 00:51:37,432 - Uh-huh. - All right. 841 00:51:37,532 --> 00:51:38,732 All right. 842 00:51:39,998 --> 00:51:40,832 Derek! 843 00:51:42,665 --> 00:51:43,698 This is what we're doing! 844 00:51:43,799 --> 00:51:44,865 One, two, three, light! 845 00:51:44,964 --> 00:51:45,964 You get it? - Uh-huh. 846 00:51:46,064 --> 00:51:46,865 - You get it? 847 00:51:46,964 --> 00:51:47,964 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 848 00:51:48,064 --> 00:51:49,666 One, two, three, light! 849 00:51:49,765 --> 00:51:50,832 Right here. 850 00:51:50,931 --> 00:51:51,998 Okay? - Uh-huh. 851 00:51:52,098 --> 00:51:53,433 - One, two, three, light, right here. 852 00:51:53,533 --> 00:51:54,165 - Uh-huh. 853 00:51:54,265 --> 00:51:55,800 - All right, here we go, buddy. 854 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:56,733 - Uh-huh. 855 00:51:56,833 --> 00:51:57,599 - Come on, Derek. 856 00:51:57,699 --> 00:51:59,232 Come on, Derek! 857 00:51:59,332 --> 00:52:01,566 Right here, one, two, three, light! 858 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:02,999 Pull it. 859 00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:05,599 I don't want to do it, please. 860 00:52:05,699 --> 00:52:06,932 Here, you are gonna do it. 861 00:52:07,032 --> 00:52:07,866 - I know. 862 00:52:07,965 --> 00:52:08,833 - Yeah. 863 00:52:08,932 --> 00:52:09,667 - One, two, three, light. 864 00:52:09,767 --> 00:52:10,667 I can do it. 865 00:52:10,767 --> 00:52:11,667 I can do it. 866 00:52:12,901 --> 00:52:13,933 I can do it. 867 00:52:14,033 --> 00:52:15,534 - One, two... 868 00:52:15,634 --> 00:52:16,767 Right here! 869 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:17,933 One... 870 00:52:18,033 --> 00:52:19,267 Derek, get up! 871 00:52:20,467 --> 00:52:21,600 Get up. 872 00:52:24,501 --> 00:52:25,801 Okay. - Okay. 873 00:52:25,901 --> 00:52:26,801 I can do it! 874 00:52:26,901 --> 00:52:27,834 I can do it! 875 00:52:27,933 --> 00:52:29,601 I can do it! 876 00:52:34,934 --> 00:52:37,568 - One, two, three, light. 877 00:52:43,902 --> 00:52:45,034 - I'm sorry! 878 00:52:46,636 --> 00:52:47,836 I can't do it! 879 00:52:47,934 --> 00:52:49,234 I can't do it! 880 00:52:51,536 --> 00:52:52,836 - Derek! 881 00:53:01,002 --> 00:53:02,035 Derek. 882 00:53:03,935 --> 00:53:04,968 Derek? 883 00:53:08,235 --> 00:53:09,068 Derek! 884 00:53:20,571 --> 00:53:21,404 Derek! 885 00:53:30,004 --> 00:53:31,037 Derek! 886 00:53:51,906 --> 00:53:52,938 Derek. 887 00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:30,983 - With a record like yours, 888 00:57:31,084 --> 00:57:34,818 you might get out in four, four and a half. 889 00:57:34,918 --> 00:57:36,351 - Fine. 890 00:57:36,451 --> 00:57:37,285 Good. 891 00:57:39,118 --> 00:57:40,185 - What? 892 00:57:41,418 --> 00:57:42,752 - I'll do 10. 893 00:57:42,851 --> 00:57:45,452 Should probably just stay in there. 894 00:57:45,552 --> 00:57:46,618 - Since when? 895 00:57:48,418 --> 00:57:49,819 - I'm guilty. 896 00:57:49,919 --> 00:57:51,885 - What aren't you telling me? 897 00:57:51,985 --> 00:57:53,286 What don't I know? 898 00:57:55,485 --> 00:57:56,286 Okay. 899 00:57:57,119 --> 00:57:59,586 Hey, just go in and stand there. 900 00:57:59,686 --> 00:58:01,519 Don't say anything. 901 00:58:02,919 --> 00:58:04,085 I'm not representing you up there. 902 00:58:04,186 --> 00:58:06,020 I'm representing me. 903 00:58:06,119 --> 00:58:07,453 I've got one last trick, 904 00:58:07,553 --> 00:58:09,686 and I don't want you fucking up my life too. 905 00:58:11,153 --> 00:58:12,386 - What trick? 906 00:58:17,986 --> 00:58:19,587 - Because of your attorney's... 907 00:58:19,687 --> 00:58:20,953 How should I put this? 908 00:58:21,053 --> 00:58:23,987 Familiarity with the Supreme Court's interpretation 909 00:58:24,086 --> 00:58:27,420 of MCL 750.72. 910 00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:29,087 She's found for you what the public 911 00:58:29,188 --> 00:58:33,121 derisively refers to as the proverbial loophole. 912 00:58:33,221 --> 00:58:36,154 Based on defense counsel's compelling argument. 913 00:58:36,254 --> 00:58:37,488 I'm left with no choice, 914 00:58:37,588 --> 00:58:40,021 but to grant a dismissal of both counts of arson 915 00:58:40,121 --> 00:58:41,688 and one count of trespassing. 916 00:58:43,421 --> 00:58:45,488 Now, to remind you, young man, 917 00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:47,621 you're still on probation from earlier, 918 00:58:47,721 --> 00:58:49,355 unrelated convictions. 919 00:58:50,488 --> 00:58:54,556 Accordingly to my dismay, the dismay of the victims, 920 00:58:54,655 --> 00:58:58,789 and quite frankly, to the dismay of society as a whole, 921 00:58:58,888 --> 00:59:00,989 the defendant is free to leave. 922 00:59:01,088 --> 00:59:02,722 Thank you, Your Honor. 923 00:59:02,823 --> 00:59:04,589 - This court is in recess. 924 00:59:04,689 --> 00:59:06,023 - What? 925 00:59:06,123 --> 00:59:08,356 - All rise. - The thing. 926 00:59:08,456 --> 00:59:09,256 - Who? 927 00:59:09,989 --> 00:59:11,256 - Shh. 928 00:59:11,356 --> 00:59:11,989 Quiet. 929 00:59:12,089 --> 00:59:13,557 - I'm guilty. 930 00:59:13,657 --> 00:59:14,523 I'm guilty. 931 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:15,993 - Hey Dad, I'm right here. 932 01:00:24,494 --> 01:00:25,327 Dad. 933 01:00:37,527 --> 01:00:38,360 Dad. 934 01:00:41,161 --> 01:00:42,462 Dad, wake up. 935 01:00:42,561 --> 01:00:43,361 Come on. 936 01:00:50,695 --> 01:00:53,595 - It smells like shit in here. 937 01:00:56,595 --> 01:00:58,162 Are you still here? 938 01:00:59,129 --> 01:01:00,863 - I got off. 939 01:01:00,962 --> 01:01:02,529 - Dumb fucks. 940 01:01:02,628 --> 01:01:03,695 Pull the plug. 941 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:08,529 Pull the goddamn plug! 942 01:02:23,266 --> 01:02:27,633 ♪ Found release locked away ♪ 943 01:02:27,734 --> 01:02:31,901 ♪ No values anymore ♪ 944 01:02:31,1000 --> 01:02:37,134 ♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪ 945 01:02:37,234 --> 01:02:39,267 ♪ Build it up high ♪ 946 01:02:39,367 --> 01:02:41,601 ♪ The further to fall ♪ 947 01:02:41,701 --> 01:02:43,735 ♪ Right down on you ♪ 948 01:02:43,836 --> 01:02:46,769 ♪ Wasting away ♪ 949 01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:08,372 - Hey, Dad. 950 01:04:10,439 --> 01:04:11,439 - What? 951 01:04:12,740 --> 01:04:14,606 - How you feeling? 952 01:04:14,707 --> 01:04:16,206 - Like shit. 953 01:04:17,040 --> 01:04:18,874 - Can I show you something? 954 01:04:18,973 --> 01:04:20,874 - Where's my milk? 955 01:04:20,973 --> 01:04:21,907 - Oh, it's on the top, 956 01:04:22,006 --> 01:04:23,439 but you already drank it at nine o'clock 957 01:04:23,539 --> 01:04:27,973 and you're not supposed to have it before you go to bed, so. 958 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,874 I have this videotape I really want to show you. 959 01:04:29,973 --> 01:04:31,173 - What? 960 01:04:32,574 --> 01:04:33,641 - It's this thing I did. 961 01:04:33,741 --> 01:04:36,106 Well, Derek and I did it. 962 01:04:36,207 --> 01:04:38,775 We went on this really cool camping trip- 963 01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:41,174 - Is he, is he your boyfriend? 964 01:04:43,574 --> 01:04:47,007 - He's just really cool guy that I'm friends with. 965 01:04:48,942 --> 01:04:50,809 He's my best friend. 966 01:04:50,908 --> 01:04:54,441 And he's got this kid named Jeremy who's like really cool. 967 01:04:54,541 --> 01:04:59,142 But, you know, like, I just made it. 968 01:04:59,242 --> 01:05:00,008 It's about a minute long. 969 01:05:00,108 --> 01:05:01,309 - What is it? 970 01:05:01,409 --> 01:05:02,375 - Here. 971 01:05:02,476 --> 01:05:04,975 Just, I think, I think I could be in trouble for it. 972 01:05:05,075 --> 01:05:06,509 - For what? 973 01:05:06,610 --> 01:05:07,275 - Well just watch. 974 01:05:07,375 --> 01:05:09,142 It's just a, it's just a minute. 975 01:05:12,108 --> 01:05:13,275 Come on, Dad. 976 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,542 - Who the hell are you? 977 01:05:32,878 --> 01:05:34,778 - Can I help you? 978 01:05:34,878 --> 01:05:36,044 - Hey. 979 01:05:36,144 --> 01:05:40,411 Yeah, I was wondering if there was someone, 980 01:05:40,511 --> 01:05:44,511 or if it's okay that maybe I could talk to someone 981 01:05:44,612 --> 01:05:49,612 about something that was weird that I saw. 982 01:05:51,344 --> 01:05:54,045 - Are you here to see someone in particular? 983 01:05:54,145 --> 01:05:57,278 - Like a cop or a police officer? 984 01:06:04,412 --> 01:06:05,278 Hey. 985 01:06:07,045 --> 01:06:08,445 - What can I help you with? 986 01:06:11,213 --> 01:06:16,313 - Actually, I just kind of just want to look around. 987 01:06:16,413 --> 01:06:17,646 Is that okay? 988 01:06:17,746 --> 01:06:18,581 - Excuse me. 989 01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,947 - Do you know Derek Skiba? 990 01:06:20,046 --> 01:06:20,947 - Me? 991 01:06:21,046 --> 01:06:22,346 No, I don't know. 992 01:06:22,446 --> 01:06:24,747 - Is there a Derek Skiba in your system? 993 01:06:24,848 --> 01:06:27,112 Like a missing person? 994 01:06:28,113 --> 01:06:30,346 - Do you know his middle name or his address? 995 01:06:34,848 --> 01:06:35,681 - No. 996 01:06:58,949 --> 01:07:00,181 I don't see anyone in here. 997 01:07:00,281 --> 01:07:01,716 Do you know his date of birth? 998 01:07:02,649 --> 01:07:03,883 - I didn't know... 999 01:07:03,982 --> 01:07:05,982 I don't know him well. 1000 01:07:07,049 --> 01:07:08,216 He's from here. 1001 01:07:08,315 --> 01:07:10,649 Can you maybe just check one more time? 1002 01:07:11,982 --> 01:07:14,182 - How does this concern you? 1003 01:07:14,282 --> 01:07:18,584 - I, I thought I just heard about a guy who is named that, 1004 01:07:19,382 --> 01:07:22,115 and now he's missing, and I... 1005 01:07:22,216 --> 01:07:23,817 It's just a little fucked up that you guys 1006 01:07:23,917 --> 01:07:24,983 don't know anything about it, but- 1007 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,183 - Do you want to file a missing persons report? 1008 01:07:30,451 --> 01:07:31,851 - No. 1009 01:07:34,718 --> 01:07:36,451 I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine. 1010 01:07:39,551 --> 01:07:44,151 But like, I wouldn't be in trouble if, 1011 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:47,852 if I were to find him or see him or anything, right? 1012 01:07:48,419 --> 01:07:51,586 - Sounds like we need to file a missing person's report. 1013 01:07:53,785 --> 01:07:56,384 - Yeah, maybe. 1014 01:07:57,919 --> 01:07:59,151 Wait. 1015 01:07:59,251 --> 01:08:01,953 Well just put it in the report or whatever it is 1016 01:08:02,052 --> 01:08:03,786 that his name is Derek Skiba. 1017 01:08:03,886 --> 01:08:04,752 - Just give me one second. 1018 01:08:04,853 --> 01:08:05,719 Let me go get someone. 1019 01:08:05,819 --> 01:08:10,252 - Or, well, I mean, if you don't. 1020 01:08:49,054 --> 01:08:50,722 - Okay, can I start with your name? 1021 01:08:54,988 --> 01:08:55,988 - Is everything cool? 1022 01:08:56,088 --> 01:08:59,121 It's okay if I tell you some stuff? 1023 01:08:59,222 --> 01:09:00,355 - Let's start with your name. 1024 01:09:00,455 --> 01:09:02,021 - Great. Because he works at 1025 01:09:02,121 --> 01:09:03,155 First Federal Mortgage. 1026 01:09:03,255 --> 01:09:04,889 He does like paperwork things- 1027 01:09:04,988 --> 01:09:06,856 - Your name, please. 1028 01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:08,188 Do you have an I.D.? 1029 01:09:10,121 --> 01:09:11,723 - Hey, do you have an I.D.? 1030 01:09:14,423 --> 01:09:15,756 - I did. 1031 01:09:17,089 --> 01:09:19,389 But this is all, this, it's more about, you know- 1032 01:09:19,490 --> 01:09:22,424 - So you know someone who hasn't been seen in a while? 1033 01:09:22,524 --> 01:09:26,491 How long and when was this person last seen? 1034 01:09:27,457 --> 01:09:30,657 - I, I don't really know him that well. 1035 01:09:30,757 --> 01:09:31,990 I just... 1036 01:09:32,958 --> 01:09:35,824 I heard that some people around here 1037 01:09:35,924 --> 01:09:37,457 that were talking about him- 1038 01:09:37,557 --> 01:09:40,425 - What is your name? 1039 01:09:44,057 --> 01:09:45,123 - Martin. 1040 01:09:58,091 --> 01:09:59,258 Jackitansky. 1041 01:10:03,726 --> 01:10:05,058 - Marty, right? 1042 01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:06,659 - Yeah. 1043 01:10:07,559 --> 01:10:09,292 - The tire shop? - Yeah. 1044 01:10:09,392 --> 01:10:11,693 - You can't come here for bullshit like this. 1045 01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:13,759 - What? 1046 01:10:13,860 --> 01:10:15,659 - Leave. Now. 1047 01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:20,992 - Look, I have this- 1048 01:10:21,092 --> 01:10:22,360 - Go! 1049 01:10:22,893 --> 01:10:25,760 - Okay, look, I know, but I-I just, 1050 01:10:25,861 --> 01:10:27,059 you should take a look at it. 1051 01:10:27,159 --> 01:10:29,460 - I will have you professionally escorted. 1052 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,527 - Okay, I'm... 1053 01:10:31,627 --> 01:10:32,527 I'll go. 1054 01:10:32,627 --> 01:10:35,660 But please, somebody has to at least look at this. 1055 01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:38,026 Just look at the fucking tape! 1056 01:10:45,728 --> 01:10:46,628 Do you want to- 1057 01:10:46,728 --> 01:10:47,761 - Go! 1058 01:10:51,761 --> 01:10:52,595 Out. 1059 01:11:57,465 --> 01:11:58,298 - Hi. 1060 01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:00,265 What are you up to? 1061 01:12:00,365 --> 01:12:03,165 - Why do have a shovel? 1062 01:12:03,998 --> 01:12:05,365 - Sandcastles. 1063 01:12:06,165 --> 01:12:08,366 - Are you going to the beach? 1064 01:12:08,466 --> 01:12:09,998 - I think so. 1065 01:12:10,098 --> 01:12:11,366 My name is Marty. 1066 01:12:11,466 --> 01:12:12,832 Is yours Jeremy? 1067 01:12:12,932 --> 01:12:13,733 - Yes. 1068 01:12:13,832 --> 01:12:14,766 - Yeah. 1069 01:12:14,866 --> 01:12:16,700 Yeah, I know your dad. 1070 01:12:16,800 --> 01:12:18,233 - You do? 1071 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:18,933 - Yeah. 1072 01:12:19,032 --> 01:12:21,466 And he's a really cool guy. 1073 01:12:21,566 --> 01:12:22,700 A great guy. 1074 01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,500 My best friend. 1075 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:24,433 - Where is he? 1076 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,367 - Your dad? 1077 01:12:26,467 --> 01:12:27,300 - Yeah. 1078 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:31,634 - I haven't seen him in a while. 1079 01:12:31,734 --> 01:12:33,601 I think he's in Florida. 1080 01:12:33,701 --> 01:12:35,099 - Why? 1081 01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,667 - Well, I don't know, I think he just 1082 01:12:38,1000 --> 01:12:40,300 wanted to think about some things. 1083 01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:42,201 Just needed some time alone. 1084 01:12:42,301 --> 01:12:43,667 Some dads are like that. 1085 01:12:44,868 --> 01:12:46,401 - Is your dad in Florida, too? 1086 01:12:48,033 --> 01:12:49,368 - Well, he's probably, 1087 01:12:49,468 --> 01:12:52,502 probably gonna go there soon, I think. 1088 01:12:53,401 --> 01:12:54,235 - Why? 1089 01:12:55,168 --> 01:12:56,100 - I don't know. 1090 01:12:56,201 --> 01:12:58,235 People just go to Florida sometimes. 1091 01:12:58,335 --> 01:13:00,602 - Are you going to Florida too? 1092 01:13:03,101 --> 01:13:04,902 - Not anymore. 1093 01:13:05,001 --> 01:13:06,935 Not yet, anyway. 1094 01:13:07,068 --> 01:13:09,001 I'm going to a place that I used to live at. 1095 01:13:09,101 --> 01:13:10,101 - The beach? 1096 01:13:10,969 --> 01:13:12,669 - No, after that. 1097 01:13:12,769 --> 01:13:16,369 It's a place where they give you pancakes on Thursday. 1098 01:13:16,469 --> 01:13:17,302 - Cool. 1099 01:13:18,636 --> 01:13:20,303 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1100 01:13:21,669 --> 01:13:24,437 It's a lot easier in there than it is out here. 1101 01:13:25,403 --> 01:13:26,237 - How long? 1102 01:13:27,237 --> 01:13:28,704 - How long am I gonna live there? 1103 01:13:28,804 --> 01:13:29,604 - Yes. 1104 01:13:30,970 --> 01:13:32,804 - Probably forever. 1105 01:13:32,904 --> 01:13:34,170 And then I'll go to Florida. 1106 01:13:34,270 --> 01:13:38,804 Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta give you something, okay? 1107 01:13:38,904 --> 01:13:40,470 - Okay. - All right. 1108 01:13:40,570 --> 01:13:43,104 You know, just don't tell your mom, all right? 1109 01:13:43,204 --> 01:13:46,036 Just hide that in your closet or whatever. 1110 01:13:46,137 --> 01:13:48,771 - This like a million dollars? 1111 01:13:48,872 --> 01:13:51,036 - It's almost a thousand. 1112 01:13:52,271 --> 01:13:55,105 And here, this is from your dad. 1113 01:13:55,838 --> 01:13:57,838 He wrote it for you. 1114 01:13:57,938 --> 01:13:59,838 Same thing, just hide it in your closet. 1115 01:13:59,938 --> 01:14:00,905 Wherever. 1116 01:14:01,004 --> 01:14:02,872 Just keep it safe. 1117 01:14:02,972 --> 01:14:04,572 You can read it when you're older. 1118 01:14:05,706 --> 01:14:06,472 - What is it? 1119 01:14:06,572 --> 01:14:08,606 Is it funny? 1120 01:14:08,706 --> 01:14:09,572 - I don't know. 1121 01:14:09,672 --> 01:14:10,472 Maybe. 1122 01:14:10,572 --> 01:14:12,472 I didn't open it. 1123 01:14:12,572 --> 01:14:16,206 Just make sure you hide it with the other stuff, all right? 1124 01:14:17,572 --> 01:14:18,906 - Okay. 1125 01:14:19,005 --> 01:14:20,240 - Can I help you? 1126 01:14:23,106 --> 01:14:24,640 - He gave me money. 1127 01:14:24,740 --> 01:14:25,573 - What? 1128 01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:29,040 Why are you talking to my son? 1129 01:14:29,139 --> 01:14:32,273 Get inside, Jeremy, now. 1130 01:14:32,373 --> 01:14:33,207 - Sorry. 1131 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,707 I'm friends with Derek. 1132 01:14:35,807 --> 01:14:36,640 - What? 1133 01:14:38,607 --> 01:14:39,541 You know know Derek? 1134 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:42,040 Do you... 1135 01:14:42,140 --> 01:14:43,140 Do you see him? 1136 01:14:44,207 --> 01:14:46,474 - I, not really. 1137 01:14:46,574 --> 01:14:47,641 Not anymore. 1138 01:14:47,741 --> 01:14:48,574 - Where is he? 1139 01:14:51,275 --> 01:14:54,175 You know, he can't just stop answering his phone. 1140 01:14:54,275 --> 01:14:56,509 He owes us a lot of fucking money. 1141 01:14:56,608 --> 01:14:59,408 And if he thinks he can run away, I will fuck him up. 1142 01:14:59,509 --> 01:15:03,342 I will absolutely fuck that guy up. 1143 01:15:04,008 --> 01:15:06,175 - I will give him that message if I see him. 1144 01:15:06,275 --> 01:15:09,076 - You should, you should give him a call. 1145 01:15:09,176 --> 01:15:10,142 - What? 1146 01:15:10,243 --> 01:15:11,542 - Call him now. 1147 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:13,942 - With what? 1148 01:15:14,042 --> 01:15:15,675 - Your fucking phone, dumb ass. 1149 01:15:15,775 --> 01:15:16,510 - I don't have a phone. 1150 01:15:16,610 --> 01:15:17,376 - Oh bullshit! 1151 01:15:17,476 --> 01:15:18,009 - I, I don't. 1152 01:15:18,109 --> 01:15:18,909 I don't... 1153 01:15:19,009 --> 01:15:20,610 Whoa, seriously? 1154 01:15:20,710 --> 01:15:21,510 - Give it to me! 1155 01:15:21,610 --> 01:15:22,877 Give it to me! - I don't have a phone. 1156 01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:23,943 - Martel! 1157 01:15:24,043 --> 01:15:24,810 - No, I- 1158 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:25,710 - Oh really? Oh, really? 1159 01:15:25,810 --> 01:15:26,576 - Stop it. 1160 01:15:27,743 --> 01:15:29,310 Stop! - Yeah. 1161 01:15:29,409 --> 01:15:30,210 Martel! 1162 01:15:31,077 --> 01:15:32,776 This fucking guy knows Derek! 1163 01:15:32,877 --> 01:15:33,943 - No, I... 1164 01:15:34,043 --> 01:15:34,810 - Give me your phone. 1165 01:15:34,910 --> 01:15:36,511 Give me your phone. 1166 01:20:18,092 --> 01:20:19,125 - Whoa! 1167 01:20:22,392 --> 01:20:23,359 Oh gosh. 1168 01:20:23,459 --> 01:20:24,659 Get away. 1169 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:25,526 Get away. 1170 01:20:25,626 --> 01:20:26,425 Come on. 1171 01:20:28,994 --> 01:20:30,026 Oh. 1172 01:20:30,894 --> 01:20:31,727 - Are you gonna... 1173 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:32,627 Get out. 1174 01:20:32,727 --> 01:20:34,293 Everybody back out. 1175 01:21:55,464 --> 01:21:57,632 - "Dear, Jeremy. 1176 01:21:57,732 --> 01:21:59,597 "I love you. 1177 01:22:02,632 --> 01:22:05,098 "Always know that 1178 01:22:06,666 --> 01:22:11,331 "I did not do anything 1179 01:22:14,298 --> 01:22:18,799 "because of anything 1180 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:24,299 "you that, you did." 72944

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